Dear mister Gooooldsmith,
I write this dooown to you,
I stare deeeep into the abyss...
With nothing, I can do..
I'm here to let you in on a secret,
I've never....
... Voted for you.

You'd thiiink we'd have democracy,
In the loveely city of Los Santos...
But now, it seems to me...
... All we have, are asses.


I'm noooot the tyyyype of persooon,
To paaaass over the salt...
But now I'm suuurely deteeermined...
Nothing's more stupid than a win by default.