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May 26th, 2016
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  1. operaticTinner
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  3. pigBurner
  4. Why for you are sitting waiting for times to change, when millions of people starve to death everyday, whislt the fat rich sit in their golden chairs watching as people suffer for their enjoyment in their sick games. You all are just sitting there, watching, being cogs in this system while the world dies down slowly to their filth! Stand up from the scum of the earth!
  5. operaticTinner
  6. How dare allll one of me siit here and be a cog by mysellf. Draw up a gollden chaiir for yoursellf and kiick up your feet, darlliing, and grab a book or somethiing. Thiis chat doesn't usualllly start to be actiive untiill lliike an hour from now. Pllenty of scum wiillll start to triicklle iin soon enough.
  7. *flliicks to next page llaziilly
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  10. pigBurner
  11. operaticTinner: back
  12. operaticTinner
  13. nice
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  15. pigBurner
  16. omfg
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  18. I should return in like an hour or so when there's people here, thanks for the info
  19. operaticTinner
  20. Why, you have somewhere ellse to go crusadiing? Okay, see you llater. But... maybe lleave a message for the nerds II'm waiitiing on iin here, and II'llll save you the bother of comiing back and pass iit allong for you =:)
  21. pigBurner
  22. oh you wish to support the cause!
  23. pigBurner
  24. that is fucking fantastic, do you have sources already?
  25. operaticTinner
  26. Um... No. Not yet. II'm mostlly just iintriigued by your diiatriibe, but II realllly have no iidea what your agenda iis. Somethiing to do with yelllliing antii-establliishment shiit and burniing piigs?
  27. pigBurner
  28. well, it's not without a cause but here, this should help, give it a read on your free time
  29. https://www.marxists.org/subject/anarchism/index.htm
  30. this should kinda clarify where I'm coming from
  31. operaticTinner
  32. Holly shiit dude II'm allready readiing a novell riight now haha II don't need a second one yet
  33. II
  34. II'llll favoriite that though, giive iit a scrollll-through llater =:)
  35. pigBurner
  36. another read should be a big deal, it's not too long
  37. what are you digging?
  38. operaticTinner
  39. Nothiing as iinterestiing as Bllanquii, II'm sure. II'm just readiing some lliight Tollkiien. Siillllmariilllliion, biitch. Tryiing to get jammiin' iin tiime for thiis dumb rp thiing some nerd roped me iinto.
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  43. operaticTinner
  44. Andres just lagged out
  45. again
  46. Or left or whatever
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  48. operaticTinner
  49. Nothiing as iinterestiing as Bllanquii, II'm sure. II'm just readiing some lliight Tollkiien. Siillmariilllliion, biitch. Tryiing to get jammiin' iin tiime for thiis dumb rp thiing some nerd roped me iinto.
  50. pigBurner
  51. oh Tolkien
  52. I gave them a skim, but I never got into his high fantasy
  53. pigBurner
  54. I personally like more the wheel of time series, it's got a little umpf to it you know
  55. operaticTinner
  56. Eh, not as cllassiic as Tollkiien. Besiides, II'm just usiing iit to get iinto the swiing of things for dungeons and dragons llater. You sure know how to piick your chatrooms =:P
  57. pigBurner
  58. good old shotgun approach never fails me ; )
  59. always hit something one way or the other
  60. so you're gonna be in this fantasy game, make sure to liberate the proletarian from feudalism
  61. operaticTinner
  62. You can hop iin and lliiberate the fuck out of everythiing iif you lliike. Besiides, iif stereotypes mean anythiing, there's nobody to motiivate out of beiing a cog than the typiicall dungeons and dragons pllayer
  63. II don't thiink II quiite fiit that molld though *fliips haiir over shoullder ellegantlly*
  64. pigBurner
  65. if that's an invitation sign me in
  66. also you know there's no point in having those action parts *points to text dissuasively*
  67. operaticTinner
  68. Okay. II'llll shoot the DM a message sayiing II got a pllus one. He'llll be delliighted.
  69. And II can do actiion parts iif II want =:P *does an actiion part defiiantlly*
  70. pigBurner
  71. *rolls eyes like the marbles on a cupboard*
  72. operaticTinner
  73. Hypocriite =xD
  74. pigBurner
  75. no, I was using imitation to prove my point
  76. and you just validated it ; )
  77. operaticTinner
  78. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaanyways, II've got an extra character sheet allready set up iif you want to use iit
  79. http://www.madadventurers.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Karinas-DD-Character-Sheet-1.jpg
  80. operaticTinner
  81. =:<
  82. pigBurner
  83. nah I feel I'm fine making one of my own
  84. operaticTinner
  85. Damn, II put so much effort iinto that
  86. pigBurner
  87. I'm sorry, it's not my style
  88. no harsh feelings
  89. I feel you'll find someone who'll feel touched by your great sheet some day
  90. operaticTinner
  91. Yeah, somebody new wiillll piick iit up at some poiint
  92. iit's such a fllawlless buiilld
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  94. pigBurner
  95. the artistic style is pretty on spot
  96. operaticTinner
  97. lloll
  98. what can II say
  99. Iit just came to me
  100. operaticTinner
  101. nah, but realllly though, II usualllly draw much more cllearlly than th@
  102. pigBurner
  103. you do a lot of drawing?
  104. operaticTinner
  105. II do a llot of shiit iin generall
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  107. operaticTinner
  108. drawiing happens to be one piiece of that shiit in generall
  109. HEY
  110. HEY
  111. II FOUND ANOTHER PERSON
  112. brokebackDungeoneer
  113. HEY
  114. pigBurner
  115. oh I see you are interested in the liberal arts
  116. Hello!
  117. brokebackDungeoneer
  118. Afternoon
  119. How're things?
  120. operaticTinner
  121. Excellllent. II've been lless bored than usuall. Shoulld be ready for our sessiion toniight.
  122. You're on earlly
  123. pigBurner
  124. things are going, but could certainly be going better without the oppression we got on us now
  125. operaticTinner
  126. Oh! Um, PB, thiis iis our iillllustriious DM, Llysander. Llys, thiis iis... a piig burner.
  127. pigBurner
  128. Heya Llys
  129. brokebackDungeoneer
  130. Hey
  131. Do you have a preferred name, or is PB enough?
  132. pigBurner
  133. pb is prefect for now
  134. so OT mentioned something about a game you are doing
  135. brokebackDungeoneer
  136. I am indeed
  137. Just a small campaign
  138. Well, for now
  139. pigBurner
  140. so what is this about
  141. brokebackDungeoneer
  142. Have you ever RPed before?
  143. pigBurner
  144. not really, but I'm pretty much open to anything
  145. actually, what type of rp
  146. brokebackDungeoneer
  147. D&D
  148. Adventure, slaying monsters
  149. pigBurner
  150. oh yeah never done that
  151. brokebackDungeoneer
  152. Slice of Life is fine and all, but that's not what this campaign is abojt
  153. operaticTinner
  154. PB's a fan of Wheell of Tiime
  155. pigBurner
  156. lot's of numbers and sheets?
  157. (remove the ')
  158. brokebackDungeoneer
  159. There are indeed
  160. Several of them, though the system is fairly simple
  161. pigBurner
  162. yeah, sounds similar to what a few dorks do at gymnasium
  163. operaticTinner
  164. Hahaha II know riight
  165. Llys iis allll over thiis crap =:P
  166. brokebackDungeoneer
  167. Shut up, you
  168. Numbers are what all the hip kids do
  169. pigBurner
  170. yeah yeah
  171. operaticTinner
  172. You know you llove me =;)
  173. pigBurner
  174. oh you two are a couple?
  175. operaticTinner
  176. hellll no
  177. pigBurner
  178. wow
  179. way to reject
  180. brokebackDungeoneer
  181. I am wounded
  182. My heart may never recover
  183. BRB killing self
  184. pigBurner
  185. that was not cool
  186. operaticTinner
  187. Dude, II'llll just throw another healliing potiion at you, iit's allll good
  188. brokebackDungeoneer
  189. Okay there we go
  190. Yeah I'm better now
  191. Thanks for that
  192. Still a little hurt
  193. 1d6+1 HP isn't enough for a broken heart
  194. operaticTinner
  195. fuck
  196. pigBurner
  197. you really should apologise for that
  198. brokebackDungeoneer
  199. Yes
  200. Apologize and beg forgiveness
  201. I may even deign to forgive your heinous transgression
  202. Maybe
  203. Possibly
  204. operaticTinner
  205. II llegiimatelly just removed that healliing potiion from my iinventory, II'm not goiing to beg
  206. brokebackDungeoneer
  207. Close enough
  208. pigBurner
  209. wow
  210. make sure they get the 'special dungeon' next time
  211. operaticTinner
  212. pllz no
  213. brokebackDungeoneer
  214. Please yes
  215. pigBurner
  216. and now you beg
  217. ; )
  218. brokebackDungeoneer
  219. Hah!
  220. Oh, I like this one
  221. operaticTinner
  222. II don't know iif II want to pllay anymore =:<
  223. brokebackDungeoneer
  224. You know you love us
  225. pigBurner
  226. you know you do
  227. operaticTinner
  228. =;D
  229. pigBurner
  230. that coordination
  231. brokebackDungeoneer
  232. We rehearse every day
  233. Have been practicing for seventeen weeks now
  234. Just for you
  235. pigBurner
  236. of course
  237. operaticTinner
  238. Thanks babe
  239. II'm fllattered you put allll that effort iinto iit for me
  240. Stiillll not gonna go out wiith you =:p
  241. pigBurner
  242. awww
  243. OUCH
  244. brokebackDungeoneer
  245. Thank goodness
  246. This is so much easier than letting you down gentle
  247. If only everyone could be so accommodating
  248. pigBurner
  249. speaking of which
  250. operaticTinner
  251. Best of lluck to you for that, tiiger
  252. pigBurner
  253. Why for you are sitting waiting for times to change, when millions of people starve to death everyday, whislt the fat rich sit in their golden chairs watching as people suffer for their enjoyment in their sick games. You all are just sitting there, watching, being cogs in this system while the world dies down slowly to their filth! Stand up from the scum of the earth!
  254. brokebackDungeoneer
  255. ... Is that a copypasta?
  256. operaticTinner
  257. ... *sniicker*
  258. brokebackDungeoneer
  259. Well, now it is
  260. pigBurner
  261. wow you are such a dork
  262. operaticTinner
  263. tolld you
  264. brokebackDungeoneer
  265. Absolutely correct, m'lady
  266. *tips fedora*
  267. Unfortunately, with that I'm afraid I actually do need to log out for a few moments
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  269. pigBurner
  270. wow
  271. who even goes out like that
  272. operaticTinner
  273. Llysander
  274. Tolld you you sure knew how to piick the riight chatrooms
  275. he's a hoot
  276. pigBurner
  277. wow
  278. this is gonna take some work
  279. but I feel I can liberate his spirit in enough time
  280. operaticTinner
  281. Oh, II wrote up a versiion of your copypasta to use iin the game iif you want
  282. Why are you siittiing waiitiing for tiimes to change, when miilllliions of peoplle are beaten to death by ogres everyday, whillst the fat dwarven kiings siit iin theiir gollden chaiirs watchiing as peasants suffer for theiir enjoyment iin theiir siick games. You allll are just siittiing here, watchiing, being lluggage stoats iin thiissystem whiille the lland diies down sllowlly to theiir fiillth! Stand up for the scum of the earth!
  283. pigBurner
  284. I mean it worked already as it is
  285. operaticTinner
  286. Wasn't thematiic enough
  287. pigBurner
  288. capitalism and feudalism are one of the same, only the reason for the ownership shifts
  289. operaticTinner
  290. So shiift iit to suiit the scenariio, riight?
  291. pigBurner
  292. the revolution is timeless
  293. our struggles are just updated to the latest iphone
  294. operaticTinner
  295. II use androiid
  296. pigBurner
  297. whatever, you get the point
  298. operaticTinner
  299. Yeah. =:)
  300. pigBurner
  301. same steel bars new coat of paint
  302. anyways imma be going away, just send me a message to this address with info about this game of yours
  303. operaticTinner
  304. Gotcha
  305. Been a plleasure.
  306. pigBurner
  307. thanks
  308. never bend over!
  309. operaticTinner
  310. Yeah, at lleast get taken to a niice diinner fiirst
  311. pigBurner
  312. oh come on
  313. operaticTinner
  314. =;P sorry coulldn't hellp it
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