twitch.tv/monotonetim 2017-10-18 [02:43] - 1fad3b5b-f2d1-44f2-9e9a-b937241dc4b7.mpeg

[02:44:02] oldmario: how long is this supposed to be
[02:44:32] fenrax: no idea
[02:44:40] bryantzuki: bahahahahaha
[02:44:44] oldmario: REKT
[02:44:46] bryantzuki: that was lackluster
[02:44:49] fenrax: well, mk 2 didnt last long at all
[02:44:51] bryantzuki: like very lackluster
[02:45:03] sungiant_: Was it ever going to be different
[02:45:09] oldmario: mk 2 seconds Kappa
[02:45:15] bryantzuki: but that wasnt the bot designed to fight the other bot?
[02:45:30] fenrax: Yeah, they wanted to fight the original one first
[02:46:04] bryantzuki: Right
[02:46:28] bryantzuki: that was the bot that the battle was originally gonna be
[02:46:30] sungiant_: Haha how dumb
[02:46:34] bryantzuki: Yeah
[02:46:43] sungiant_: It just ran at it and pushed it
[02:46:46] sungiant_: Radical
[02:46:48] sungiant_: Insane
[02:47:02] sungiant_: Too hype to believe
[02:47:13] fenrax: Hopefully eaglebot will last longer than like 2 seconds
[02:47:17] bryantzuki: yeah
[02:47:20] bryantzuki: hopefully
[02:47:27] bryantzuki: oh boy this ad break screen
[02:47:30] fenrax: AD BREAK IN PROGRESS
[02:47:31] oldmario: eagleeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[02:47:45] oldmario: i don't see any ads TPFufun
[02:48:32] bryantzuki: Scripted?
[02:49:35] fenrax: Isnt the new bot like twice as heavy? Maybe it wont just get pushed over
[02:49:42] oldmario: maybe
[02:49:46] oldmario: i bet it will thio
[02:49:55] diggleshut: lol
[02:50:05] fenrax: Why doesn't it get to use the chainsword
[02:50:28] sungiant_: Because people are in it or some dumb shit
[02:50:39] fenrax: Their cannon is dumb
[02:50:40] sungiant_: Wow amazing
[02:51:16] sungiant_: This is the dumbest
[02:51:26] diggleshut: people want so bad for mech wars to be cool
[02:51:28] oldmario: BibleThump 7
[02:51:29] diggleshut: but we're just not there yet
[02:51:34] bryantzuki: this is dumb
[02:51:37] bryantzuki: and slow and not good
[02:51:48] diggleshut: it's one of those things that sounds amazing in your mind and in your animes
[02:51:51] diggleshut: but lame in 2017 irl
[02:52:03] fenrax: Yeah robots are still slow and dumb
[02:52:05] sungiant_: This isn’t just like my Japanese anime’s
[02:52:12] diggleshut: haha
[02:52:12] oldmario: it reminds me of that one epsode of evangelion
[02:53:00] sungiant_: I’m on the edge of my seat
[02:53:07] bryantzuki: ResidentSleeper
[02:53:12] diggleshut: wow
[02:53:19] oldmario: what
[02:53:26] fenrax: who thought giant fighting robots could be so boring
[02:53:37] diggleshut: honestly I'd rather watch 2 refrigerators with remotecontrol opening doors whack each other
[02:53:37] oldmario: the first fight was more exciting
[02:53:48] sungiant_: How many people are watching this
[02:53:53] fenrax: 180k
[02:53:57] sungiant_: Hahahahha
[02:54:35] fenrax: This could be a lot more exciting if these were remote controlled
[02:54:41] fenrax: then they could actually break each other
[02:54:48] fenrax: and not worry about killing the pilot
[02:54:54] sungiant_: A massive blow to the standing cars that aren’t a part of the battle
[02:55:09] diggleshut: yeah but sungiant_
[02:55:18] diggleshut: the focus groups said they love to see cars smashing
[02:55:22] sungiant_: This is like when you’re writing a shitty essay and you’re trying to get a big word count
[02:55:32] fenrax: crazy punches
[02:55:38] bryantzuki: this is really
[02:55:40] bryantzuki: shitty.
[02:55:49] fenrax: take the pilots out and give the robots real weapons
[02:55:52] sungiant_: Are they all actors
[02:56:14] diggleshut: probably
[02:56:18] sungiant_: Just give me the robo battle arena thing we used to watch as kids
[02:56:23] sungiant_: But 100x bigger
[02:56:39] sungiant_: And more guns
[02:56:42] diggleshut: is there anything worse than watching people paid to act excited
[02:56:51] fenrax: AD BREAK IN PROGRESS 2: AD HARDER
[02:56:51] afakefern: When are we getting to the fireworks factory ...
[02:57:03] sungiant_: The addening
[02:57:16] sungiant_: I don’t want to give them views but I can’t look away from how bad it is
[02:57:51] fenrax: Is the japanbot half tractor?
[02:58:04] diggleshut: what is wrong with gaming culture that it always has to be like this
[02:58:11] diggleshut: all doritos and mountain dewed out
[02:58:14] fenrax: Oh it has the chainsaw now
[02:58:37] sungiant_: The only reason they’d let them have the chainsaw is if it was worthless
[02:58:49] afakefern: Hmm, these robo suck
[02:59:20] fenrax: Ah yes, paintballs will kill the robot
[02:59:22] sungiant_: Shake the camera to add hype
[02:59:28] diggleshut: loving this shaky cam
[02:59:52] fenrax: The worlds most useless chainsaw
[03:00:10] sungiant_: Hey it did something
[03:00:24] fenrax: rip cameramen
[03:00:25] diggleshut: I think it would be more interesting to buy 2 decomissioned tanks and make them remote controlled and battle
[03:00:25] bryantzuki: 100%script
[03:00:37] sungiant_: This is so bad
[03:00:53] fenrax: why script it anyway
[03:00:57] fenrax: just have the robots fight
[03:01:06] willster132: megabots
[03:01:13] diggleshut: maybe our children will have good mech fights :<
[03:01:22] lokiry: that was
[03:01:24] willster132: right now I just fight my emotional distress
[03:01:25] lokiry: so boring
[03:01:54] willster132: there is no way this is live
[03:01:59] fenrax: Why wouldnt they just have them fight for real
[03:02:10] fenrax: It's not live, they said that a couple days ago
[03:02:13] willster132: oh
[03:02:15] willster132: ok
[03:02:17] willster132: I just got here
[03:02:42] lokiry: that was like not even close to a fight
[03:02:50] fenrax: Like, people would have been more hype for it even with how boring the robots are if it wasnt super scripted
[03:02:52] lokiry: it was big hunk of metal getting beat on by bigger hunk of metal
[03:02:57] sungiant_: This was the worst
[03:03:03] willster132: I
[03:03:06] willster132: I believe you
[03:03:11] lokiry: can we just stick to battlebots
[03:03:14] willster132: I feel like garbage
[03:03:15] lokiry: those work well
[03:03:19] lokiry: and are cool to watch
[03:03:19] willster132: Battle bots are a good
[03:03:20] diggleshut: yeah
[03:03:23] willster132: Why make the robots big
[03:03:24] sungiant_: Why not just make mega battle bots
[03:03:24] oldmario: sugoiiii
[03:03:25] diggleshut: battlebots are 10x better than this
[03:03:27] fenrax: big robots are too clunky and slow right now
[03:03:28] willster132: The small ones are cool
[03:03:35] lokiry: even like
[03:03:42] lokiry: marginally bigger battlebots would be ok
[03:03:45] diggleshut: people just really want to believe
[03:03:48] lokiry: but this mech thing was just boring
[03:03:51] sungiant_: Subscribe guys
[03:03:52] lowqualitywallet: can someone like, please bring will wright back from the dead
[03:03:56] lowqualitywallet: he was great on battlebots
[03:04:03] sungiant_: Don’t forget to like and subscribe
[03:04:03] fenrax: also as long as there is a dude inside of the robot it will never be exciting because they can't just kill each other
[03:04:06] willster132: I need to do homework but I also feel immense distress
[03:04:18] diggleshut: finally lqw is here with late 90s gaming commentary
[03:04:19] willster132: And my computer is dieing
[03:04:22] sungiant_: If you do your homework there will be no distress
[03:04:27] sungiant_: Is what my parents would say
[03:04:29] lokiry: the only people subbing are people with twitch prime
[03:04:35] lokiry: because they want the garbage emotes
[03:04:36] willster132: Oh thank god I though you were being serious
[03:04:37] lokiry: 10/10
[03:04:56] fenrax: what a ripoff
[03:04:59] sungiant_: Did Tim watch any of this
[03:05:03] lowqualitywallet: ye
[03:05:04] diggleshut: I paid nothing and I want a refund
[03:05:08] sungiant_: Hey it was free to watch
[03:05:20] sungiant_: Did that say q and a
[03:05:24] fenrax: it did
[03:05:27] lowqualitywallet: i legit forgot it was happening
[03:05:30] lowqualitywallet: who won
[03:05:33] fenrax: Q: Why did you script everything?
[03:05:35] sungiant_: It’ll be a shit show
[03:05:35] diggleshut: "won"
[03:05:37] diggleshut: "battle"
[03:05:40] lowqualitywallet: """""won"""""
[03:05:42] fenrax: america "won"
[03:05:44] sungiant_: “Robot”
[03:05:53] diggleshut: " "
[03:05:54] lowqualitywallet: no i need to tell my kids as they're running out for the summer
[03:05:57] lowqualitywallet: "we won world war 2!"
[03:06:06] willster132: we won world war bot
[03:06:09] sungiant_: Ww2 2
[03:06:14] lowqualitywallet: who hosted this
[03:06:16] lowqualitywallet: why
[03:06:35] diggleshut: oh did tim really host it
[03:06:37] diggleshut: I didn't see that
[03:06:38] willster132: ok im leaving to try to get things done
[03:06:42] willster132: Wish me luck
[03:06:45] diggleshut: gl
[03:06:46] lowqualitywallet: peace
[03:06:48] diggleshut: I hope you win like the bot did
[03:06:51] willster132: If I die tell tim butts
[03:07:05] oldmario: ok
[03:07:08] oldmario: goodbye stream
[03:07:15] sungiant_: Tell him I said 420 lol haha lmao
[03:07:23] lowqualitywallet: well /m/ seems slightly disappointed
[03:07:27] lowqualitywallet: i'll take their word for it
[03:07:40] lokiry: i didn't even know this was a thing
[03:07:49] lokiry: and the 30 minutes of knowing it was a thing are 30 minutes i regret
[03:07:51] diggleshut: if you're easily convinced by the excitement of a purple haired asian girl
[03:07:54] diggleshut: then it was riveting
[03:08:02] lokiry: so for you it was the best event of the year?
[03:08:09] diggleshut: 100 emoji
[03:08:15] oldmario: diggle your fever is showing TPFufun
[03:08:22] diggleshut: I
[03:19:34] fenrax: Oh yeah, one of the fall animes is going to have anime trump in it eventually
[03:24:06] oldmario: oh
[03:24:20] oldmario: i dunno if i like blend S yet
[03:24:28] oldmario: i tried 2 episodes and it's okish
[03:24:34] fenrax: I meant inuyashiki
[03:24:41] oldmario: i didn't
[03:26:01] fenrax: I have no idea what the quality of inuyashiki is going to be, but it will have anime trump in it
[03:26:23] fenrax: and also robot grandpa
[03:26:35] oldmario: all i know is
[03:26:41] oldmario: this seasons best anime is umaru R
[03:27:07] fenrax: wrong, this season's best anime is pingu
[03:27:18] oldmario: wait
[03:27:27] oldmario: is there really an anime called pingu
[03:27:44] fenrax: its just pingu but made in japan
[03:27:59] oldmario: 🤔
[03:28:00] fenrax: and not real claymation anymore
[03:28:15] oldmario: holy shit
[03:28:18] oldmario: i need to see thi
[03:29:02] fenrax: It's decent, pingu isn't as much of a jerk as he used to be though
[03:30:17] oldmario: oh
[03:30:35] oldmario: it's cgi
[03:30:44] oldmario: i thought it was like drawn anime
[03:30:53] fenrax: yeah, it does a decent job of looking like claymation though
[03:31:05] oldmario: better than what they did with fireman sam
[03:39:33] oldmario: diggle did you go to sleep
[03:40:26] diggleshut: nah im here
[03:40:29] diggleshut: playing video games poorly
[03:40:32] diggleshut: being a burden to my team etc
[03:44:26] oldmario: you do that insead of being a burden on chat
[03:44:42] diggleshut: one or the other