> Sora: Get contacted by weird basement dweller - uh, alien.

-- imperialPulverizer [IP] began pestering gamingFashionista [GF] at 16:09 --
IP: --[==Who the devil are you?==>
GF: Why, I'm Sora!
GF: And who might you be
IP: --[==Belona Corbin==>
IP: --[==Are you one of those humans?==>
GF: Are you saying you're not?
IP: --[==Of course not==>
IP: --[==I want no part in your miserable species==>
GF: So you're saying
GF: An alien has contacted me over the internet
GF: An alien speaking English
IP: --[==Of course not, I'm speaking Alternia==>
GF: Selamat pagi!
IP: --[==Alternian==>
IP: --[==What==>
GF: Apa kabar?
IP: --[==What is this nonsense==>
GF: You're speaking English, silly ;)
IP: --[==No, you are speaking Alternian==>
IP: --[==And sometimes gibberish==>
GF: Since obviously you don't berbicara bahasa Indonesia, you're speaking English ;)
IP: --[==Are you mocking me, xeno?==>
GF: No :)
IP: --[==You should show more respect for your betters==>
GF: Okie dokie, English-speaking alien who totally isn't some weird guy in his fourties trying to put down kids
IP: --[==wh==>
IP: --[==I'M NOT A MAN==>
GF: *girl ;)
IP: --[==Better==>
IP: --[==You should know better than to disrespect a blueblood==>
GF: And of course the alien has blue blood
GF: Red blood is so last week!
IP: --[==Redblood is for peasants==>
GF: You can't have more than one blood colour, bucko, rule of science
IP: --[==Well of course not, each troll only gets one blood color==>
IP: --[==Obviously==>
GF: Wow, you even call your race trolls?
GF: Good job, you're the most unimaginative fourty year old basementdweller I've ever met
IP: --[==What the devil are you talking about==>
GF: Feign ignorance and break my heart, why don't you!
GF: That was a sick burn right there, and you just pretend not to understand :'(
IP: --[==Show some respect, peasant==>
GF: Whoa, whoa, whoa
GF: I'm no peasant, I am the coolest, suavest dude this side of Bali
GF: And the prettiest, let's not forget prettiest
IP: --[==And a xeno peasant==>
GF: Wow, you're really persistent with this whole alien thing
IP: --[==You're the alien here, human==>
IP: --[==I'll crush you first, I think==>
GF: Whoa, stalker alert
GF: I'll call the cops on you if you even think of being a creeper, missy
IP: --[==Stalker?==>
IP: --[==I AM A CONQUEROR==>
GF: You're talking but all I hear is "s t a l k e r"
IP: --[==I AM A ROYAL IMPERIAL TITAKNIGHT==>
GF: S for strange, T for terrible, A for advances I don't want; L for lurking in the alleyway, K for kidnapping innocent kids, E for eery conversations, R for the realisation that you're a creep!
IP: --[==I AM NONE OF THOSE THINGS==>
IP: --[==I will enjoy gutting you, human==>
GF: Look at the damning evidence
GF: Right there
GF: "I'm going to gut you", that is creepy as hell
GF: Creep creeper creep creep
IP: --[==I will crush your skull like an egg==>
GF: Creepy mcCreeperson from creep town
IP: --[==I will burn your hive to the ground==>
GF: Making up terms is still creepy, just FYI
IP: --[==I have yet to decide whether you will watch your lusus die or if your lusus will watch you die==>
GF: See that
GF: That isn't even a word
GF: Are you schizophrenic or something
IP: --[==Your guardian, dolt==>
GF: My mum's not a lusus or whatever you called her
GF: Seriously, I feel kind of bad for teasing you now
GF: Do you have a serious problem?
GF: There are places you can go to get help
IP: --[==I am perfectly fine!==>
IP: --[==I DO NOT NEED YOUR HELP!==>
GF: Want me to look up a couple websites?
IP: --[==No!==>
IP: --[==You are not my moirail!==>
IP: --[==I do not need one!==>
GF:  http://www.schizophrenia.com/index.html Here, this should help
IP: --[==......==>
IP: --[==You will suffer for this indignity==>
-- imperialPulverizer [IP] ceased pestering gamingFashionista [GF] at 16:34 --