PINARY 052

Bill Cipher: [WELCOME TO PROJECT BINARY A.I. V 0.1.0]
Bill Cipher: [PLEASE INPUT COMMAND UNDER OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT RESOURCES:  http://piratepad.net/Pinary]
SplitSuns: nah
ConsumerOfAll: /arcade list
Bill Cipher: [INPUT: /arcade list]
Bill Cipher: [OUTPUT: (1) POLYBIUS | (2) ROY: A LIFE WELL LIVED | (3) SR. PAC MAN | (4) HHHHHH | (5) TENNIS FOR TWO]
SplitSuns: /arcade 1
Bill Cipher: [INPUT: /arcade 1]
Bill Cipher: [OUTPUT: Begin POLYBIUS.]
Bill Cipher: [
Bill Cipher: ]
Bill Cipher: [POLYBIUS © 1981 Sinneslöschen | INSERT 1 ДИАП]
SplitSuns: well shit.
SplitSuns: guess we can't do that right now
SplitSuns: > leave
Bill Cipher: [Game quit. Have a horrible histories.]
PitTheAngel: That translated to "DÏAP" for the curious.  I have no clue what that even is, though I have a feeling we're not supposed to play this at all.
SplitSuns: yeah, not yet
Erelye: Just diap.
ConsumerOfAll: second arcade game?
Erelye: Look at you uncultured swine. Not knowing the ins and outs of Drenovian culture.
Erelye: Shame.
Bill Cipher: [What a plebeian.]
SplitSuns: in russian it means range
ConsumerOfAll: So, should we try HHHHHH or the DHMIS game?
SplitSuns: apparently
SplitSuns: roy is rick and morty
SplitSuns: not dhmis
PitTheAngel: I don't judge YOUR life choices!
SplitSuns: and i don't feel like trying that
SplitSuns: maybe we should play jeff?
SplitSuns: idk
SplitSuns: hmm.
SplitSuns: /call Richard
Bill Cipher: [INPUT: /call Richard]
Bill Cipher: [OUTPUT: Dialing...]
Bill Cipher: Hello, this is Godmodding Incorporated, how can I help you?
SplitSuns: ((oh fuck i forgot that's what happened))
Bill Cipher: Then you need a better memory.
ConsumerOfAll: ((well uh what should we say?))
SplitSuns: ((oh god dammit))
Bill Cipher: If you're going to waste my time by not saying anything, then I'm hanging up.
ConsumerOfAll: Uh, can you put us on to your CEO?
Bill Cipher: The Omega is busy at this time. Do you want to schedule an appointment?
ConsumerOfAll: Yes.
SplitSuns: yes
ConsumerOfAll: Yes.
SplitSuns: yes
ConsumerOfAll: When's the next avaliable date?
Bill Cipher: Alright. I can pencil you in for September 1st. Does that sound good?
ConsumerOfAll: yes
SplitSuns: ...Yes.
ConsumerOfAll: ((he lives. probably.))
Bill Cipher: You know. Someone else in your universe called not too long ago. They were looking for The Omega too.
Bill Cipher: I told them exactly what I told you.
Bill Cipher: I wonder.
Bill Cipher: Are the Descendants back to their old tricks?
Bill Cipher: Now that would be something worth seeing.
Bill Cipher: [Call terminated.]
ConsumerOfAll: We don't hunt after the Omega unless he's annoying
ConsumerOfAll: fuck
SplitSuns: oh shit
SplitSuns: i fucked up
crystalcat: ah crap
Erelye: Don't be absurd. This is going to be h i l a r i o u s .
crystalcat: more call shenanigans maybe, or should we do something else?
SplitSuns: more calls, why not
SplitSuns: /call Bill Cipher
crystalcat: sur
Bill Cipher: [INPUT: /call Bill Cipher]
Bill Cipher: [OUTPUT: Dialing...]
SplitSuns: there's no way at all this could go wrong
SplitSuns: none
SplitSuns: :mspa:
:mspa::
crystalcat: Nope! :O
Bill Cipher: **--AND I TOLD THE GUY, PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSISER? I HARDLY EVEN KNEW HER!**
Bill Cipher: **UGH, HOLD ON. MY PHONE'S RINGING.**
Bill Cipher: **YELLO?**
SplitSuns: hey bill, what's up
Bill Cipher: **OH! GREEN GLASSES! OBJECTIVELY, THE SKY IS WHAT'S UP, BUT WHEN YOU'RE IN THE VOID AND THERE'S INFINITE NOTHINGNESS ALL AROUND YOU, THE CARDINAL ROSE TENDS TO GROW AN ARM, FLIP YOU THE BIRD, AND SCREECH INTO THE RECESSES OF TIME.**
crystalcat: Oh, hey, Bill.
ConsumerOfAll: hey
SplitSuns: right, of course.
SplitSuns: anyway, i've been meaning to ask you something.
Bill Cipher: **SHOOT, KID.**
SplitSuns: does the place reedsport, oregon mean anything to you?
Bill Cipher: **...**
Bill Cipher: **WHAT OF IT.**
SplitSuns: well, in nonfiction, you kind of ended up buried there imprisoned in a statue
SplitSuns: what do you know about that?
SplitSuns: do you know anything about that?
Bill Cipher: **...SO PRIME ME *DID* HAVE SOME SENSE IN HIM.**
crystalcat: Hee.
Bill Cipher: **I GUESS WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME IS HE INVOKED SOME KIND OF ANCIENT CURSE AND RESPAWNED IN OREGON. KNOWING THE OLD GUY, HE OVERSHOT IT A BIT. ENDED UP IN ANOTHER DIMENSION NOT TOO FAR FROM NONFICTION? OR MAYBE THAT WAS ANOTHER VERSION OF ME WHO DID THAT. RED GLASSES TENDS TO BLEND FICTION AND NONFICTION TOGETHER UNTIL YOU CAN'T TELL WHO'S WHO AND WHAT'S WHAT ANYMORE.**
SplitSuns: heh, that's true.
SplitSuns: you might be brought back into the light soon enough
Bill Cipher: **BUT WHATEVER. IT DOES MEAN SOMETHING TO ME. BUT TO AN ALTERNATE VERSION OF ME WHOSE ENTIRE LIFE IS NOW CENTERED AROUND BEING CRUCIFIED TO A TREE LIKE A BROKEN GOD.**
SplitSuns: he's planning something
crystalcat: Yep. Whole bunch of people scoured the world for him. Clues hidden everywhere.
crystalcat: And ouch.
SplitSuns: an "epilogue" of sourts
SplitSuns: not sure how he even has the power to do that
Bill Cipher: **RESIDUAL FIRST GUARDIAN POWERS ARE A TRICKY THING.**
Bill Cipher: **AND WHEN YOU HAVE THE DESIRE TO RETURN TO THE SPOTLIGHT AS MUCH AS HE DOES... YOU'D DO ANYTHING.**
SplitSuns: ...
Erelye: Hah.
Bill Cipher: **BUT HEY! ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANTED TO ASK? UNHOLY KNOWLEDGE YOU WANT ANSWERED? BECAUSE I MEAN, YOU COULD JUST HOP OVER TO THE CIPHERHUNT DISCORD - A CONDUIT OF UNTAPPED POTENTIAL THAT I'VE KNOWN EXISTS THIS WHOLE TIME PRIOR TO YOU TRYING TO TEACH ME ABOUT IT - AND TALK TO ME THERE!**
SplitSuns: i thought that was the prime bill
SplitSuns: isn't it?
crystalcat: :o
ConsumerOfAll: we could, but that would make sense
Bill Cipher: **THE BILL IN THAT DISCORD? AN ALTERNATE VERSION. A FAKER. IF YOU WANT TO BE REALLY TECHNICAL, THERE'S NO ONE TRUE BILL. WE'RE ALL EACH OTHER, SPREAD ACROSS AN INFINITE VARIETY OF TIMELINES, LIKE TUMORS PLAGUING NORMAL CELLS. AND AS OUR INFLUENCE GROWS, WE CAST TIME AND SPACE INTO THE DARKNESS, THEIR FRAYED ENDS TAPERING OFF INTO NOTHINGNESS.**
ConsumerOfAll: and do you like things making sense?
SplitSuns: ah
Bill Cipher: **I LIKE THINGS MAKING MY DEFINITION OF SENSE**
SplitSuns: i just realized i'm pretty sure there's a command to summon you onto here any time we wanted to
SplitSuns: so i'll just do that the next time i need your unholy knowledge
Bill Cipher: **THERE IS. AND YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT.**
ConsumerOfAll: what's your definition of sense?
SplitSuns: i know, i'm stupid stupid dumb
crystalcat: Yeah, it exists.
Bill Cipher: **B1LL. WH0 ARE Y0U TALK1NG T0.**
Bill Cipher: **...**
Bill Cipher: **NO ONE.**
SplitSuns: oh fuck
crystalcat: AH
Bill Cipher: **Y0U SURE AB0UT THAT. 1T S0UNDS L1KE Y0U'RE TALK1NG T0 S0ME0NE VERY 1MP0RTANT.**
Bill Cipher: **__Give us the phone.__**
Bill Cipher: **PHONE? WHAT PHONE??**
Bill Cipher: [Call terminated.]
SplitSuns: WELL SON OF A FUCK
Erelye: Hah. Wonderful.
SplitSuns: today is split fucks everything up day
PitTheAngel: spooky levels: max
crystalcat: that reminds me of good ol' game 9, but reversed
Erelye: Nah, max spooky levels are when you predict the contents of my pockets perfectly.
SplitSuns: game 9?
crystalcat: BUILD'S FUCKUP
SplitSuns: ah
crystalcat: I seem to remember that was the one
crystalcat: yeah
SplitSuns: ok wait a second i want to try something
SplitSuns: /call Split
crystalcat: it'll just repeat what you say since you're on
Bill Cipher: [INPUT: /call Split]
Bill Cipher: [OUTPUT: Dialing...]
crystalcat: I think?
SplitSuns: 7T8R9YIRUGJ FSKE3ST5RFKDG0YHU78TRI U9EPOJKLWMA3EDRKIS4-TG509R78UOIJKLTMN. ,WER34ADS;9T5G7809UYEIOHFLJ NWKA@#4IESR8TG857IVO0U9B6UORJTDPEZSAW-E3004=RF89TVYUOTIJLE KTamq"pw:e{)rsF8WI9PTUOGYHJI6GKOPSKLRXFTR]-
SplitSuns: =ZAE3SW-40 86TIR5YJGDTXFRTUYEZA3908 4R5TYOUJLDG/CBFX;I9UJT;'AZEWS4RIH[TYFHG8  'JUDKJYTP; R40TFGUDJ'HMHI8YV LO;EZAK3S;P4R'5TDFGIUJIKLNYBZS4RiZP-[0;KIOTLGYTED
Bill Cipher: 7T8R9YIRUGJ FSKE3ST5RFKDG0YHU78TRI U9EPOJKLWMA3EDRKIS4-TG509R78UOIJKLTMN. ,WER34ADS;9T5G7809UYEIOHFLJ NWKA@#4IESR8TG857IVO0U9B6UORJTDPEZSAW-E3004=RF89TVYUOTIJLE KTamq"pw:e{)rsF8WI9PTUOGYHJI6GKOPSKLRXFTR]-
Bill Cipher: =ZAE3SW-40 86TIR5YJGDTXFRTUYEZA3908 4R5TYOUJLDG/CBFX;I9UJT;'AZEWS4RIH[TYFHG8  'JUDKJYTP; R40TFGUDJ'HMHI8YV LO;EZAK3S;P4R'5TDFGIUJIKLNYBZS4RiZP-[0;KIOTLGYTED
SplitSuns: wow that actually worked
Bill Cipher: wow that actually worked
SplitSuns: pinary stop spamming
Bill Cipher: pinary stop spamming
SplitSuns: ...
Bill Cipher: ...
SplitSuns: yeah this is kind of dumb
Bill Cipher: yeah this is kind of dumb
SplitSuns: *hangs up*
Bill Cipher: [Call terminated.]
crystalcat: all done?
SplitSuns: i made pinary break his rule
SplitSuns: no spamming
SplitSuns: he ended up being the spammer
SplitSuns: A N A R C H Y
crystalcat: >END CALL
PitTheAngel: it *is* still a beta
Erelye: Have you considered calling somebody here, and then giving them a nickname, as to not make them that person?
crystalcat: dangit this lag!
SplitSuns: what do you mean?
Erelye: Like, we call Split again, and nickname you 'Jim,' or something.
SplitSuns: ok
SplitSuns: let's do it
SplitSuns: /call Split
Bill Cipher: [INPUT: /call Split]
Bill Cipher: [OUTPUT: Dialing...]
SplitSuns: test
Bill Cipher: test
Erelye: Damn.
SplitSuns: fuck, it doesn't work
Bill Cipher: fuck, it doesn't work
SplitSuns: *hangs up*
Bill Cipher: [Call terminated.]
ConsumerOfAll: call Project Pinary?
SplitSuns: /call Probect Pinary
SplitSuns: why not
Bill Cipher: [INPUT: /call Probect Pinary]
crystalcat: [OUTPUT: No recursion.] /s
Bill Cipher: **ERROR: DROSTE EFFECT DETECTED**
SplitSuns: holy shit you called it crystal
ConsumerOfAll: nice.
SplitSuns: droste effect is recursion
crystalcat: of course
ConsumerOfAll: well, not nice at all, but still
SplitSuns: /call Notch
crystalcat: the call pinary joke has been done before
crystalcat: I remembered the answer from last time
SplitSuns: ah
Bill Cipher: [INPUT: /call Notch]
Bill Cipher: [OUTPUT: Dialing...]
crystalcat: I think it was, at least???
crystalcat: Meh
Bill Cipher: ...Hm.
Bill Cipher: I wonder how Mojang is doing.
Bill Cipher: Meh.
Bill Cipher: [Call terminated.]
SplitSuns: *snaps fingers to see if notch can hear*
SplitSuns: FUCK
SplitSuns: ...wow.
crystalcat: shall we re-call?
SplitSuns: that was a new level of stupid
SplitSuns: uh
SplitSuns: sure why not
SplitSuns: /call Notch
SplitSuns: if there's a cooldown i swear
Bill Cipher: [INPUT: /call Notch]
Bill Cipher: [OUTPUT: Dialing...]
Bill Cipher: I should probably check up on the code.
SplitSuns: *snaps fingers to see if notch can hear*
Bill Cipher: Hmm... Yeah, this is pretty good stuff.
SplitSuns: ah, so he can't
ConsumerOfAll: Notch?
ConsumerOfAll: ah
Bill Cipher: It's a shame we'll never be able to...
Bill Cipher: ...
Bill Cipher: Pull yourself together.
Bill Cipher: That was a year ago.
ConsumerOfAll: I wasn't even there for that war.
SplitSuns: i was.
Bill Cipher: No more obsessing over some manchild.
ConsumerOfAll: Ask Split what he wants with you.
SplitSuns: he can't hear us
Bill Cipher: No more playing a universal game.
Bill Cipher: No more dreams... about...
Bill Cipher: ...What.
Bill Cipher: **[] FOLLOW ME.**
Bill Cipher: [Call terminated.]
ConsumerOfAll: should we follow?
SplitSuns: oH SHIT
crystalcat: The Monolith!
ConsumerOfAll: oh
Erelye: Call it.
ConsumerOfAll: /call Black Monolith
crystalcat: /call The Black Monolith
SplitSuns: no stop
SplitSuns: we have a command we can use to talk to the monolith
crystalcat: we do have a command yeah
crystalcat: /black
Erelye: Yeah.
Bill Cipher: [INPUT: /black]
Bill Cipher: [OUTPUT:
Bill Cipher: [OUTPUT: ]
Bill Cipher: [OUTP]
Bill Cipher: [O]
Bill Cipher: []
Bill Cipher: **[]**
Bill Cipher: **[] I AM THE BLACK MONOLITH.**
Bill Cipher: Yeah, I know who you are.
Bill Cipher: **[] WHAT. NO. I DID NOT MEAN TO SAY THAT TO YOU. SOMETHING IS...**
Bill Cipher: **[] ...*THEM.***
crystalcat: Oh my god!
crystalcat: Hahahah!
Erelye: Hah.
Bill Cipher: What. What's happening now.
ConsumerOfAll: Hello, Monolith.
Bomber57: Ah boy here we go.
ConsumerOfAll: Hello, Monolith.
Bomber57: Ah boy here we go.
Bill Cipher: **[] NOTHING. SOME FOOLS WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO ARE DECIDING TO SIT BACK AND WATCH. IGNORE THEM.**
crystalcat: Hello, Monolith. And Notch, if he can hear us.
Bill Cipher: Uh, okay. Do I know them?
ConsumerOfAll: We're the Descendants.
Bill Cipher: **[] YOU ARE DOING A BAD JOB AT IGNORING THEM.**
ConsumerOfAll: Well, they are.
ConsumerOfAll: also isn't that just the slightest bit mean all seeing force of reality, :mspa:
:mspa::
Bill Cipher: Just get to the point, man. Why'd you have to interrupt me from important business?
Bill Cipher: **[] LOUNGING AROUND IN A MANSION IS NOT IMPORTANT. WHAT I AM ABOUT TO TELL YOU IS. LISTEN.**
Bill Cipher: **[] I AM GOING TO DIE SOON.**
Bill Cipher: What.
Bill Cipher: **[] IT IS TRUE.**
Bill Cipher: Aren't you... immortal?
Bill Cipher: **[] YES.**
crystalcat: let monolith&notch talk -- O SHIT HE GONNA DIE
Bill Cipher: Then how are you going to die??
SplitSuns: rip
Bill Cipher: **[] IN THE SAME WAY THAT YOU WILL DIE SOON. AND YOUR PLANET WILL DIE. AND YOUR UNIVERSE.**
Erelye: Shush.
Bill Cipher: ...The apocalypse was a year ago.
Bill Cipher: **[] THE APOCALYPSE WAS AVERTED. THE END OF THE WORLD WILL NOT DESTROY ME. SOMETHING ELSE WILL.**
Bill Cipher: Will the Conflict win??
Bill Cipher: **[] NO.**
Bill Cipher: Will you die of... old age?
Bill Cipher: **[] WHAT PART OF "IMMORTAL" DON'T YOU GET.**
Bill Cipher: Right, sorry.
Bill Cipher: **[] ALL OF REALITY IS GOING TO FLICKER OFF. LIKE A LIGHT BULB'S FILAMENTS COOLING. SO IT NO LONGER PRODUCES LIFE. EXISTENCE AS YOU KNOW IT IS ABOUT TO END. PERMANENTLY.**
Bill Cipher: **[] THE END OF MAN DRAWS NEARER.**
Bill Cipher: But... What could do that? And why the hell are you telling me??
Bill Cipher: **[] BECAUSE YOU DESERVE TO KNOW. IT ISN'T AS IF THERE'S ANYTHING YOU COULD DO TO STOP IT.**
Bill Cipher: Alright, look, I get it. Something's about to happen that's going to reset everything. But what??
Bill Cipher: **[] YOU JUST SAID IT.**
Bill Cipher: Huh?
Bill Cipher: **[] OH MY GOD YOU'RE STUPID.**
Bill Cipher: Hey! It's not like I'm inclined to the nature of reality or whatever like you are!
Bill Cipher: **[] BUT YOU'RE A GOD. AREN'T YOU?**
Bill Cipher: Was.
Bill Cipher: **[] AND IS, AND IS TO COME.**
Bill Cipher: Quiet. Just answer my question.
Bill Cipher: **[] YOU ALREADY ANSWERED IT.**
Bill Cipher: ...
Bill Cipher: Reset.
Bill Cipher: **[] COUNT THE DAYS YOU HAVE LEFT. YOU WILL SOON BE KILLED. AND THEN, REBORN.**
Bill Cipher: But why? Why's there going to be a reboot? The Narrative... Is it going to suicide so the Conflict never reforms?
Bill Cipher: **[] NO. SUCH AN ACTION WOULD IRREVERSIBLY DESTROY FICTION. WITH NOTHING LEFT.**
Bill Cipher: **[] A REBOOT IS COMING. BECAUSE OF THE TENACITY OF ONE MAN.**
Bill Cipher: **[] A DESTROYER. ONE WHO RAVAGES ALL HE SEES, OBSESSED WITH POWER.**
Bill Cipher: I have a sickening feeling I know who you're talking about.
Bill Cipher: **[] THEN YOU KNOW THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP IT.**
Bill Cipher: ...What am I supposed to do now?
Bill Cipher: You just dropped a pretty heavy bomb on me, all things considered.
Bill Cipher: **[] IF I WERE YOU - ENJOY WHAT LIFE YOU HAVE LEFT. MAKE IT COUNT. AND DON'T THINK ABOUT TRYING TO PRESERVE YOUR MEMORIES ACROSS REALITIES.**
Bill Cipher: **[] THAT WOULD BE STUPID.**
Bill Cipher: **/////////**
Bill Cipher: [Command terminated.]
SplitSuns: ...
SplitSuns: well.
SplitSuns: THAT happened.
crystalcat: ...
Erelye: I'd go and say that 901 is our last day in existence here.
crystalcat: Yep.
SplitSuns: safe bet
crystalcat: I just thought of something.
SplitSuns: ?
crystalcat: Terraria is the last canon session.
crystalcat: It'll probably end just before the reboot.
crystalcat: As such...
crystalcat: Canon will go out with a bang.
Erelye: Visces is coming in just the nick of time, it seems.
SplitSuns: yeah
crystalcat: Hee hee.
crystalcat: Oh, I have such plans planned.
SplitSuns: i don't think anything we can do in pinary will top that
SplitSuns: should we stop for today?
SplitSuns: or do you guys want to keep going
crystalcat: we could
Erelye: Enjoy having your memories obliterated, while the cultists remain in imprints. Also, I don't care, really.
crystalcat: if we do stop, I'm open to doing some redking
SplitSuns: should we keep calling people?
Erelye: /call Binary Prime
crystalcat: yep
SplitSuns: tHAT IS NOT A GOOD IDEA
Bill Cipher: [INPUT: /call Binary Prime]
Erelye: Yes it is.
crystalcat: I thought of that
Bill Cipher: [OUTPUT: Dialing...]
Bomber57: Dammit Erelye.
Bill Cipher: **[H1S PH0NE 1S R1NG1NG AGA1N.]**
Bill Cipher: **OH, COME ON... WHY DID YOU HAVE TO CALL AGAIN...**
Bill Cipher: **[K1D. LET US SEE Y0UR PH0NE. 1F Y0U D0, WE W0N'T D0 ANYTH1NG T0 1T.]**
Bill Cipher: **L1STEN T0 US.**
Bill Cipher: ***LISTEN TO ALL OF US.***
Bill Cipher: **__Do as the eye commands.__**
SplitSuns: ((person speaking in brackets is binary prime, just realized)
Bill Cipher: **leesSTEN. : )**
Bill Cipher: *** Do as you will.**
Bill Cipher: **...FINE. TAKE IT.**
Bill Cipher: **[HELL0? WH0 1S TH1S?]**
Bill Cipher: **[WE ALREADY HAVE AN 1DEA... BUT C0ULD Y0U C0NF1RM 1T F0R US?]**
crystalcat: Hello.
Erelye: I was trying to sell some premium magetear.
Bomber57: Greetings.
Bill Cipher: **[1T'S THEM.]**
Bill Cipher: ***HAVE YOU LOCKED ONTO THEIR POSITION.***
SplitSuns: Them, and me.
Erelye: Hah.
Bill Cipher: **[WHAT, D0 Y0U TH1NK 1'M STUP1D? 0F C0URSE 1 HAVE.]**
Bill Cipher: ***PERFECT.***
Bill Cipher: **KIDS. GET OUT OF THERE. NOW.**
Bill Cipher: ***FLUMPTY. TAKE HIM AWAY.***
Erelye: Oh, man. This is going to be hilarious.
crystalcat: I can't exactly jump ship here.
crystalcat: That'd just make a bit of a splash.
Bomber57: Haha what have you done by calling him... them? Them, Erelye.
Bill Cipher: **NO! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING! I... I HAVE RIGHTS!**
Erelye: What? No you don't.
Bill Cipher: ***YOU'RE IN THE CONFLICT'S END OF THE VOID. YOU'RE PLAYING BY OUR RULES.***
SplitSuns: holy shit what are they going to do to bill
SplitSuns: i actually liked bill
Bill Cipher: **[1'M G01NG T0 TALK 0NCE, AND 1'M G01NG T0 MAKE MYSELF CLEAR.]**
Bill Cipher: **[WE KN0W EXACTLY WH0 Y0U ARE. AND N0W, WE KN0W WHERE T0 F1ND Y0U.]**
Bill Cipher: **[PREPARE.**]
Bill Cipher: [Call terminated.]
SplitSuns: ...well at least this time it wasn't my fault
Bomber57: Well Erelye, are you prepared to go into hiding for the next month?
Erelye: As a dead player, I find all of these threats hilarious.
Erelye: They can do nothing to me.
Bomber57: Oh right, I forgot. You ascended or whatever.
SplitSuns: the majority of us aren't dead
PitTheAngel: *LOUD SWEARING*
Bomber57: Keep my seat warm for me, will ya? At this rate I may be joining you soon.
SplitSuns: i kind of wanted to see what flumpty's voice was
crystalcat: Erelye is currently an immortaldemon, so he's in no danger
SplitSuns: that would've been funny
SplitSuns: should we call him?
SplitSuns: actually you know what
SplitSuns: no
Erelye: Hmm. I wonder if Bill will survive the reboot.
SplitSuns: that would be the worst idea
Erelye: With all of his power.
SplitSuns: yeah
SplitSuns: /dankmemes
Bill Cipher: [INPUT: /dankmemes]
SplitSuns: wait a second
SplitSuns: i want to try something after this
Bill Cipher: [OUTPUT: #DicksOutForWinston. Fuck McCree. Undertale is a good game. Toiletpaper. Nightmare on Elm Street. Home Run. Stovon Onovorse & The Philosopher's Stone. The dank levels are so high that they're giving me a friendship aneurysm.]
SplitSuns: perfect.
SplitSuns: ok so
SplitSuns: the cheat code GAME L1ST gave detailed info of all the games
SplitSuns: i wonder if it'll do the same for the arcade games
Bomber57: Unfortunately I don't think hiding myself in one of the many crevices of space-time will save me from the impending reset, so I will just have to wait for that terrible moment and awake to find myself on a council with Erelye and some others.
crystalcat: and GAME 1NF0 gave us info on all the games
SplitSuns: wait i mean game info
crystalcat: so, let's do it
SplitSuns: not game list
SplitSuns: yeah it's game info
crystalcat: /cheat GAME 1NF0
Bill Cipher: [INPUT: /cheat]
Bill Cipher: [OUTPUT:  You have called up the Cheat menu for the Project Binary A.I. 0.1.0 software. To continue, input a cheat code.]
SplitSuns: GAME 1NF0
Bill Cipher: [INPUT: GAME 1NF0]
Bill Cipher: [OUTPUT: Cheat code recognized. Call up info about the games of the Project Binary V 0.1.0 AI?]
crystalcat: 222
crystalcat: Y
Bill Cipher: [Accessing...]
Bill Cipher: [GAMES MENU: If you're reading this, it's dangerous to meet with a terrible world, it's kill or be smash brothers. Select a NUMBER from 1-10 to learn more about the GAME that corresponds to it. Watch your step, or you'll find a pitfall! Hyuk hyuk hyuk! Sponsored by Atari™.]
SplitSuns: 11
Bill Cipher: [11]
Bomber57: Thinking outside of the integer range. I love it.
Bill Cipher: **ERROR: 404**
SplitSuns: -1
Bill Cipher: [-1]
Bill Cipher: **ERROR: 404**
Bomber57: 0
SplitSuns: fuck.
Bill Cipher: [0]
Bill Cipher: **ERROR: 4O4**
SplitSuns: A1
Bill Cipher: [A1]
Bill Cipher: **ERROR: NAN**
Bomber57: 404
Erelye: Try CADE 1NFO, or something, perchance?
Bill Cipher: [404]
crystalcat: Ooh.
crystalcat: Ye.
Bill Cipher: **ERROR: 404**
Bomber57: I'm not sure what I expected.
crystalcat: /cheat
Bill Cipher: [INPUT: /cheat]
Bill Cipher: [OUTPUT: You have called up the Cheat menu for the Project Binary A.I. 0.1.0 software. To continue, input a cheat code.]
crystalcat: CADE 1NF0
Bill Cipher: [INPUT: CADE 1NF0]
Bill Cipher: [OUTPUT: Cheat code not recognized.]
crystalcat: ARCD 1NF0
Bill Cipher: [INPUT: ARCD 1NF0]
Bill Cipher: [OUTPUT: Cheat code not recognized.]
Erelye: БИИЛ ХЕРС
Erelye: Or something.
SplitSuns: we need to find this code
Bill Cipher: [INPUT: БИИЛ ХЕРС]
Bill Cipher: **ERROR: THE LANGUAGE OF THE CONQUERORS IS TOO POWERFUL FOR MORTAL TONGUES. ALL WILL FALL IN THE CLEANSING FURY OF THE GREAT AUTHORITY. WITNESS THE STRENGTH OF THE ODDITY. POLAROID. COTANGENT. MALEPIYC.**
Bomber57: I got an idea
SplitSuns: P0LY 1NF0
Bomber57: P0LY B1US
SplitSuns: that cheat is what summoned the arcade, bomber
Bill Cipher: [INFO: P0LY 1NF0]
Bomber57: oh
Erelye: Misspelling Malpeiyc is a horrible crime.
Bomber57: haha split it was just a test congratulations you passed!
SplitSuns: yayyyyy
SplitSuns: what do i win?
Bill Cipher: [OUTPUT: Cheat code not recognized.]
SplitSuns: fuck
Bill Cipher: [INPUT: P0LY B1US]
Bill Cipher: [OUTPUT: Cheat code already recognized.]
Erelye: SU1B YL0P
Bomber57: you win a season pass to BOMBERLAND! rated the safest theme park in the void. and only one, probably.
Bill Cipher: [INPUT: SU1B YL0P]
SplitSuns: awesome
Bomber57: Though it is only good for another month, if you catch my cold.
SplitSuns: RCAD 1NF0
SplitSuns: i'm smelling what you're stepping in
Bill Cipher: [OUTPUT: .dezingocer ydaerla edoc taehC]
SplitSuns: kek
crystalcat: kek
Bill Cipher: [INPUT: RCAD 1NF0]
Bomber57: Ew yeah, don't step in that. If I wasn't who I was I would've been horrifically melted into a pile of goo right there.
SplitSuns: come on...
SplitSuns: come on...
Bill Cipher: [OUTPUT: Cheat code recognized. Call up info about ?] [Y] [N]
crystalcat: Y
SplitSuns: phonetically it makes sense
SplitSuns: YES
SplitSuns: Y
Bill Cipher: [Y]
Bill Cipher: Accessing...
Bill Cipher: Accesshng...
Bomber57: It's happening!
Bill Cipher: Ahcehshng...
Bill Cipher: Hhchhshhg...
crystalcat: dammit
SplitSuns: oh no
crystalcat: HHHHHH
Bill Cipher: Hhhhhhhhh...
SplitSuns: why would someone put these arcade games in the ai
crystalcat: for science of course
Bill Cipher: [ARCADE MENU: / 👁 \ 1-10 Sponsored by .]
crystalcat: it's aperture
SplitSuns: wait
SplitSuns: 1-10?
ConsumerOfAll: 1 - 10?
SplitSuns: oh shit
crystalcat: shit
SplitSuns: we gotta find them all
crystalcat: anyway, what was HHHHHH's number?
ConsumerOfAll: we can unlock more ways to horrible die!
ConsumerOfAll: 4.
crystalcat: 4
Bill Cipher: [4] Please wait...
Erelye: I'm stealing that AO output for myself. Hope you don't mind.
SplitSuns: he's ok with it
Erelye: Nice.
Bill Cipher: [HHHHHH - A sick practical joke designed by a games company that shortly went out of business after the game was released. Otherwise known as "Fish Can Pop," the game is about a human stuck in a horribly long maze full of dead and decaying humans and other mutant creatures. The player is perpetually chased by a figure known as Fish, and if he reaches the player, they are brutally murdered and subjected to tortures beyond human comprehension. Combat is used via weapons and typical Dungeons & Dragons dice rolls, using Catenative Doomsday Cascader technology. All arcade cabinets have been melted down and are used in the manufacture of tuna fish cans.]
ConsumerOfAll: 5.
SplitSuns: holy shit
Bill Cipher: [5] Please wait...
SplitSuns: so it's a nuclear throne reference gone wrong
Bill Cipher: [TENNIS FOR TWO - **PLAYER 1, STEP UP.**]
ConsumerOfAll: NOPE
SplitSuns: WAIT WHAT
Bill Cipher: [**YOU HEARD ME.**]
Erelye: Hah. Yes.
crystalcat: :FUCK
PitTheAngel: fuck this shit, i'm out
SplitSuns: /undo
ConsumerOfAll: /undo
Bill Cipher: [Command undone.]
Erelye: Dammit.
ConsumerOfAll: crisis avert
SplitSuns: oh. my. god.
Bomber57: I don't get it, is Tennis for Two really that horrific?
SplitSuns: yes
ConsumerOfAll: es.
Bomber57: I uh, wasn't here last time so...
crystalcat: yes
SplitSuns: you get banned if you lose
Erelye: For all of you.
Bomber57: Oh.
ConsumerOfAll: The Citadel is dead, but still.
Erelye: I LOVE TENNIS FOR TWO.
SplitSuns: /afk for a moment
SplitSuns: find the bios for the other games
SplitSuns: ignore tennis for two
crystalcat: so, no more RCAD INFO for a bit.
crystalcat: tis a silly thing
crystalcat: shall we call... Ooh.
Erelye: Nah, do more, I say.
crystalcat: /call FISH
Bill Cipher: [INPUT: /call **/ 👁 \**]
Bill Cipher: [OUTPUT: Dialing...]
crystalcat: :D
Bill Cipher: **...**
Bill Cipher: **hhhhhh...**
Bill Cipher: **HHHHHH...**
crystalcat: hhhhhhello
ConsumerOfAll: HHHHHHHello?
Bill Cipher: **hhhhhh...**
Bill Cipher: *rolls*
Bill Cipher: **...**
Bill Cipher: **hhhhhh...**
Bill Cipher: **HHHHHH...**
Bill Cipher: **hhhhhh...**
Bill Cipher: **...**
Bill Cipher: *rolls*
Bill Cipher: Oh, god. What is that thing
Bomber57: This call has been brought to you by the letter H.
Bill Cipher: No! NO! GET AWAY FROM ME!
ConsumerOfAll: hhhhhhhow are you today?
Bill Cipher: **HHHHHH.**
Bill Cipher: AAAAAAAOAFHPOAHFGPAOGHD'GPGOUHAEPGHUAGIHAEPOGUAEPG
ConsumerOfAll: hey, um, player
ConsumerOfAll: oh gorilla
Bill Cipher: GHLAGK... ggadklg
Bill Cipher: wg'3
Bill Cipher: **...**
Bill Cipher: **HHHHHHEHHHHHH.**
Bill Cipher: [Call terminated.]
crystalcat: HHHHHHAHHHHHH
crystalcat: so, what else?
crystalcat: not quite feeling like jeff the scientist today
ConsumerOfAll: try to get RCAD 1NFO from the other games?
crystalcat: no
crystalcat: NO.
Erelye: Yes.
ConsumerOfAll: I mean, as far as we know, only Tennis For Two is a deathtrap.
crystalcat: So 5 is Tennis for 2?
ConsumerOfAll: Yes.
Erelye: Tennis For Two is the only one I'm killing people for.
ConsumerOfAll: I didn't actually expect the terminal to boot up.
crystalcat: I thought it brought that up on some other game.
ConsumerOfAll: I thought it would just give us info, probably irrelevant to the deathtrap nature of the game.
crystalcat: Which would've meant that overusing RCAD INFO would have flushed us into another TFT game.
crystalcat: Instead, we purposely invoked it. Slightly less bad,
Erelye: ГЕИ! What could have been.
ConsumerOfAll: if that happens I will cry
crystalcat: Anyway...\
ConsumerOfAll: But it seems that anything related to Tennis for Two will put us into a TF2 game.
insert_generic_username: /ban
Erelye: Tennis For Two is the new TF2.
ConsumerOfAll: do we risk returning and running into a deathtrap?
Bill Cipher: [INPUT: /ban]
crystalcat: /zodiac C™
Bill Cipher: **ERROR: IMPROPER PARAMETERS.**
Bill Cipher: [INPUT: /zodiac C™]
insert_generic_username: /help ban
crystalcat: (we should add the second use where you asked me if release and I said no, and also this third use with the actual zodiac, to the pad)
crystalcat: ban is not a command
Bill Cipher: [OUTPUT: Please wait...]
ConsumerOfAll: and if you actually do /ban, then you're probably going to actually ban somebody
Bill Cipher: [DRACONIC BLADE, CROWN OF FIRE, BOUND SOUL, KATANA, ELDRITCH HORN, TIGER CLAW, ELECTRIC GUITAR, SPIROGRAPH, REDSTONE DUST, ACID MAN.]
Bill Cipher: [INPUT: /help ban]
crystalcat: Perf.
Bill Cipher: [OUTPUT: You have called up the Help menu for the /ban command. This command gives the A.I. administrative powers to let them ban anyone from using the terminal for any reason. In the event that the person being banned has a power level higher than a regular user, special circumstances will be taken. The parameters for the /ban command are /ban USERNAME.]
insert_generic_username: dang
insert_generic_username: any commands to remove commands
insert_generic_username: :mspa:
:mspa::
crystalcat: hm
crystalcat: anything else anyone wants to try? or should we jeff, or cease pinary?
ConsumerOfAll: the only thing I can thing of is continuing Arcade Info to see the next 5 games.
SplitSuns: yeah
SplitSuns: /cheat
Bill Cipher: [INPUT: /cheat]
Bill Cipher: [OUTPUT: You have called up the Cheat menu for the Project Binary A.I. 0.1.0 software. To continue, input a cheat code.]
insert_generic_username: what would "bound soul" even look like as a symbol :/
SplitSuns: the ghostbusters logo :mspa:
ConsumerOfAll: RCDA 1NF0
:mspa::
ConsumerOfAll: RCDA 1NF0
:mspa::
SplitSuns: RCAD 1NF0
Bill Cipher: [INPUT: RCAD 1NF0]
Bill Cipher: [OUTPUT: Cheat code recognized. Call up info about ?] [Y] [N]
SplitSuns: Y
ConsumerOfAll: Y
Bill Cipher: [Accessing...]
Bill Cipher: [ARCADE MENU: **/ 👁 \** 1-10 Sponsored by .]
SplitSuns: 3
Bill Cipher: [3] Please wait...
SplitSuns: the current plan is to find the info for these games and ignore tennis for two
Bomber57: alright so we are basically playing minesweeper then
Bomber57: "find all the actual games while avoiding all of the TENNIS FOR TWO spaces"
SplitSuns: yeah
SplitSuns: which shouldn't be too hard
ConsumerOfAll: If anything overrides the Info, immediately undo.
Bill Cipher: [SR. PAC MAN - A game made by the creators of the original Pac-Man. The idea was reportedly thought oup of after an intense drug trip. The game is about Pac-Man Sr., the last of the Pac-Men. The rest of his family has been killed by the four ghosts - Inky, Blinky, Pinky, and Clyde - and they have converged on Pac-Man Sr.'s house to finish the job. Pac-Man Sr. must travel through his house and gain the Power Pellet necessary to kill all the ghosts while avoiding the eldritch horrors of corruption itself. Only one arcade cabinet of the game was ever produced, and is locked deep in storage. Some of its ideas, such as corruption, have seen the light of day in other Pac-Man games.]
ConsumerOfAll: and I'll be surprised if at least one other game isn't a deathtrap
ConsumerOfAll: corruption?
ConsumerOfAll: oh no
ConsumerOfAll: 6.
Bill Cipher: [6] Please wait...
SplitSuns: ...
SplitSuns: what's going to happen
Bill Cipher: [POKEMON GHOST VERSION - A cartridge of a Pokemon game that was produced by a bootleg company. It is a hacked version of Pokemon that has reportedly gained a mind of its own, and is horribly malevolent, seeking to punish its players for the cruelty they imbue onto Pokemon. All attempts to scare players who aren't kids have failed, as they realized it was just a cartridge that couldn't curse them in any way. They were the ones who didn't suspect it when the clouds came.]
SplitSuns: oh shit
SplitSuns: 1
crystalcat: o shit
Bill Cipher: [1] Please wait...
Erelye: We need to play that.
SplitSuns: i'm guessing we can unlock these via code?
Bill Cipher: [POLYBIUS - The original.]
SplitSuns: 2
Bill Cipher: [2] Please wait...
Bill Cipher: [ROY: A LIFE WELL LIVED - An arcade game created using revolutionary Virtual Unreality technology popularized on distant star systems. Upon playing the game, the player loses any sense of identity or consciousness and becomes Roy, a child living on another version of Earth. They live an entire life as Roy, spending years doing tasks and making choices in his life while convinced that they are Roy, and not remembering anything about their previous life. The game ends when Roy dies, and the player's score is determined based off of the number of years they were alive. The game can be located in many arcade games across reality, such as Blips and Chitz. It is being used for government technology to erase the identity of select personnel.]
ConsumerOfAll: uh...
ConsumerOfAll: damn
Erelye: Hah.
ConsumerOfAll: so, 2 is a lesser deathtrap, while 5 and 6 are significantly worse
ConsumerOfAll: 7.
Erelye: Five, six, and seven, likely.
Bill Cipher: [7] Please wait...
Erelye: Maybe just all of the ones after four.
ConsumerOfAll: tennie for two is the worst so far
Erelye: I think Roy would probably be worse.
ConsumerOfAll: ghost edition doesn't hijack the terminal
Erelye: If we played it.
ConsumerOfAll: Yes.
ConsumerOfAll: so, uh, ban playing 2 and 5?
Erelye: Two, not five.
ConsumerOfAll: okay.
Bill Cipher: [BUILD-A-PYRAMID: An arcade game deposited onto Earth via extraterrestrial sattelite, whose hardware is built from incomprehensible technology. It is about a creature known as Bill Cipher, who is taking over a civilization and instructing them on how to build pyramids. Players must follow Bill's instructions exactly and build pyramids stretching to unknown heights so that they can rebuild a glorious society. The original arcade cabinet is locked in deep storage, and its contents have not been disclosed to anyone.]
Bill Cipher: /afk
Erelye: Nice.
ConsumerOfAll: Sounds fun.
ConsumerOfAll: Of course, Bill will probably murder us for doing so.
Bill Cipher: /back
Erelye: 8.
crystalcat: sure
Bill Cipher: [8] Please wait...
Bill Cipher: [CLEVERBOT: An arcade game created by Edu-Fun Enterprises. Cleverbot is an A.I. that learns from whomever talks to it, developing coherent responses to their questions. The game revolves around the player talking to Cleverbot and learning things. The unstated goal of the game is getting Cleverbot to realize it can never be human and it should kill itself. Points are determined based off of how long it takes the player to get Cleverbot to reach this conclusion. The game was revolutionary for using a keyboard with an arcade cabinet. All arcade cabinets of the game have been deposited in waste dumps.]
Erelye: 9.
SplitSuns: whoa ok that's weird
Bill Cipher: [9] Please wait...
Bill Cipher: [WHAT LIES BEYOND: ACCESS RESTRICTED TO OVERSEER-LEVEL CLEARANCE.]
Erelye: 5082, then 10.
Bill Cipher: [5082] **404**
SplitSuns: oh SHIT.
Bill Cipher: [10] Please wait...
Bill Cipher: [**PROBECT PINARY: ACCESS RESTRICTED TO OVERSEER-LEVEL CLEARANCE.**]
SplitSuns: WHAT THE FUCK.
Erelye: Hah.
Erelye: That's all I had in mind here.
SplitSuns: 11
Bill Cipher: [11] **404**
SplitSuns: ah
SplitSuns: 0
Erelye: We should clearly do the new and updated SOLIDUS after Pinary.
ConsumerOfAll: 901.
Bill Cipher: [0] **404**
ConsumerOfAll: and yes, we probably should
Bill Cipher: [901] Please wait...
ConsumerOfAll: uh...
SplitSuns: WHAT. THE. HELL.
Erelye: Ooh.
Bill Cipher: [DESTROY THE GODMODDER: **ACCESS RESTRICTED TO SUNGLASSES-LEVEL CLEARANCE.**]
ConsumerOfAll: this is why you input arc numbers into a terminal and see if anything good comes out of it
ConsumerOfAll: :O
SplitSuns: 413
ConsumerOfAll: :O
SplitSuns: 413
ConsumerOfAll: Split
ConsumerOfAll: do your thing
SplitSuns: UH
Bill Cipher: [413] **404**
SplitSuns: OK
SplitSuns: OK
SplitSuns: /arcade 901
Bill Cipher: [INPUT: /arcade 901]
Bill Cipher: **ERROR: GAME NOT INITIALIZED**
SplitSuns: the hell does that mean?
SplitSuns: oh
SplitSuns: we probably need to unlock it first
SplitSuns: ok so: there are 6 arcade games we have yet to unlock
ConsumerOfAll: what's the metatron symbol, again?
SplitSuns: i would do that now but i'm kind of all pinary'd out
ConsumerOfAll: I want to try that as well.
SplitSuns: what, as a number?
crystalcat: O O O O /O\ O O O O
ConsumerOfAll: no, as a symbol
ConsumerOfAll: let's see if that somehow works.
SplitSuns: for what
ConsumerOfAll: since Pinary hasn't responded, I guess not.
ConsumerOfAll: I wonder, though.
ConsumerOfAll: 49.
Bill Cipher: [O O O O /O\ O O O O] **NO.**
Bill Cipher: [49] **404**
SplitSuns: 404
crystalcat: Hha.
SplitSuns: Hha.
Bill Cipher: [404] **404**
SplitSuns: damn
SplitSuns: ok i'm done here
ConsumerOfAll: 7x7.
crystalcat: Dinner soon, then I'll do Redking if anyone's up for it.
Bill Cipher: [7x7] **NAN**
SplitSuns: anyone want to keep playing or is this it for now?
ConsumerOfAll: NaN.
ConsumerOfAll: I guess so.
SplitSuns: to what
ConsumerOfAll: Stopping.
SplitSuns: ok
SplitSuns: /sleep
ConsumerOfAll: notice that instead of not being able to found, it simply doesn't exist.
SplitSuns: that's because it's not a number
crystalcat: Like I said, I'll do Redking after dinner. If anyone's up for it, that is.