Celestia talk.

23:50	CelestiaSun	Yes, he is rather full of himself. He believes that it is the common pony that should serve him, when it's actually the other way around
23:50	Effendil	So Cadance is also adopted ?
23:50	mqi3	What a douche.
23:51	XSI	Sounds like most human leaders
23:51	Lookis	Isn't she Luna's daughter?
23:51	CelestiaSun	Cadence is adopted yes
23:51	Lookis	WHA
23:51	Codifier	How does that even work?
23:51	Lookis	muh headcanon
23:51	Codifier	Luna just came back, she couldn't be Cadance's mother
23:51	Lookis	>Trapped for 1000 years
23:51	Lookis	>freed around Luna's freedom
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23:51	XSI	In before 'mmust have been lonely'
23:52	XSI	Hi Corr
23:52	Corr	Hi
23:52	Lookis	Sup
23:52	CelestiaSun	Van: Her coloring is surprisingly like a fanart of Nightmare Moon's foal she had on the moon. My god that was freaky
23:52	Effendil	There are other ponies adopted, which were given the title of prince or princess, out of these two?
23:52	Lookis	Why do you wear those gold shoes and how do they stay on
23:52	CelestiaSun	So I finally meet Corr
23:53	Codifier	That feels comic about Luna's unborn fetus dying?
23:53	XSI	Guys, I dont think that part is canon
23:53	CelestiaSun	Those are my Horse shoes Lookis, the slip on
23:53	prot	hi corr
23:53	Effendil	Corr in person...
23:53	Lookis	Yes, but why?
23:53	Codifier	Decoration?
23:53	Lookis	corr says he can't speak
23:53	prot	ooooooooh
23:54	mqi3	What.
23:54	prot	keep your soul spaghetti in check
23:54	Effendil	We'll regret him .... or not.
23:55	Effendil	No other prince or princess adopted aside Cadence and Blueblood ?
23:55	Corr	I feel like I'm going to explode
23:55	CelestiaSun	Speaking of spaghetti, I believe I was asked if anypony had spilled it in front of me. Yes, my subjects tend to get flustered quite a bit in front of me
23:55	TheCorrSimulator	Corr Simulation Shutting Down... (Error! Corr joined)
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23:55		*** TheCorrSimulator is now known as Whoovsies
23:55	Corr	What's this
23:56	Whoovsies	Corr I have good news.
23:56	Corr	What is the good news
23:56	Effendil	you are pregnant.
23:56	XSI	Congratulations
23:56	XSI	It's twins
23:56	Whoovsies	Siamese twins.
23:56	Effendil	The fun has been doubled.
23:57	Corr	I mean
23:57	Corr	I feel it going to happen
23:57	Corr	I'm going to over react so hard
23:57	Effendil	Indeed.
23:57	Lookis	c'mon corr you got this
23:57	Corr	no I mean
23:57	Corr	I literally can't stop it
23:57	Whoovsies	He's going to exploden
23:57	prot	we're alk gonna make it brah
23:57	Whoovsies	BACK ON TOPICS
23:57	prot	channel your zyzz and go
23:57	Corr	I can't prevent this
23:57	Codifier	Random topic refocus
23:58	Lookis	Fine I'll ask fro Corr
23:58	Whoovsies	Celestia, has Derpy ever accidentally bumped into you
23:58	Lookis	For*
23:58	Codifier	Your student mentioned that Equestria was 100,000+ years old, but I don't think she clarified if that was the nation of Equestria, or the entire planet
23:58	XSI	Can't help but wonder what Celestia thinks of all this random off-topic
23:58	Effendil	I really want to know if there are others prince or princess...
23:58	CelestiaSun	Yes, I have two more adopted sons. Regent and Nova Sphere
23:58	Whoovsies	http://pastebin.com/AFvSQYRY
23:58	Whoovsies	For Corr.
23:59	Whoovsies	What do they look like, Celestia?
23:59	Corr	Oh
23:59	mqi3	Disclaimer: Don't count your chickens.
23:59	Corr	tell me about the sons?
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23:59	CelestiaSun	Miss Hooves has bumped into me when she was dropping her daughter off at my school. She's very clumsy with her eyes like that. But it's endearing.
23:59	Effendil	Couldn't fix that ?
00:00	Whoovsies	<Corr> Im Too haooyn
00:00	CelestiaSun	Regent is a Blue Earth Pony, he unfortunately gets picked on because of this
00:00	Whoovsies	Happy f
00:00	CelestiaSun	I could Effendil, but she insists on keeping them
00:01	Corr	A blue earth pony..
00:01	Corr	huh.
00:01	Whoovsies	Celestia, Corr is a charming man.
00:01	CelestiaSun	All the rest of the 'nobility' are Unicorns. Most of Canterlot is as well
00:01	CelestiaSun	so when I decided to adopt Regent, it caused quite a stir
00:01	Lookis	>Celestia's son
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00:01	Lookis	>picked on
00:01	Lookis	what
00:01	Corr	I have a question
00:01	Corr	Have you put people in your dungeon before?
00:01	mqi3	I assume the general opinion of Canterlot is that unicorns are superior.
00:01	Corr	If you have one.
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00:02	Effendil	He is adopted so, a son non blood related.
00:02	CelestiaSun	Yes Corr, I have. Unfortunately it wouldn't be the first time that someone has gotten rowdy and needed a time out.
00:02	CelestiaSun	They are never left down there for long though
00:03	Corr	Oh
00:03	Effendil	>implying you'll be the next.
00:03	mqi3	Now this is where things start getting steamy.
00:03	mqi3	Corr is sweating bullets. I can tell.
00:03	CelestiaSun	Nova Sphere is a white Unicorn like Blue Blood, but he isn't as large.
00:04	XSI	Steamy? What did I mis?
00:04	Corr	No
00:04	Corr	you see
00:04	XSI	Oh, just Corr
00:04	Corr	I'm too excited right now
00:04	CelestiaSun	Van: I think people are assuming. "Love Dungeon."
00:04	Corr	on the outside I'm fine
00:04	Corr	but on the inside
00:04	Effendil	I wouldn't be stuck in a dungeon.
00:04	Akwa	Hello everyone
00:04		--- Akwa is back
00:04	Corr	I'm going to explode
00:04	CelestiaSun	No, that would be my bed room. Something only a few have seen
00:04	XSI	Hii Akwa
00:04	XSI	Have you ever tried to farm or grow food of your own?
00:04	Lookis	Hey Akwa
00:05	prot	hello
00:05	mqi3	Hello Akwa, have you projected recently?
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00:05	Effendil	Faudrait enregistrer toute cette session je pense.
00:05	CelestiaSun	I have a small garden on my balcony in my room. Just a few rows of small plants
00:05	Akwa	No, i've been pretty upset the last few days and haven't tried
00:05	mqi3	Ah.
00:05	Effendil	We should record all this session I think.
00:05	mqi3	I'm doing that already.
00:06	Effendil	Gosh, why did I write in french....
00:06	mqi3	My client saves all of the logs.
00:06	XSI	I bet I look like a total jackass on the logs
00:06	Codifier	I have an autolog
00:06	Akwa	That would be nice, it seems I missed a lot of it
00:06	Codifier	Yes, you do
00:06	prot	oh, that's good
00:06	Corr	Does controlling the sun take up a lot of energy?
00:06	XSI	How many languages does Equestria have anyway?
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00:07	prot	i'm afraid i'll be going soon, shame
00:07	Effendil	Do you understand all language upon English ?
00:07	Effendil	*aside english.
00:08	CelestiaSun	Yes,controlling the sun takes a lot of energy. Luckily I have figured out ways to reduce the strain
00:08	Corr	Oh
00:08	CelestiaSun	Unicorns use to move the sun, but I realized that I could just rotate the planet.
00:08	Codifier	Wouldn't moving the sun disrupt the entire solar system?
00:08	Effendil	Rather it is the control of the rotation of your planet rather than the sun, right?
00:09	XSI	Ever made a mistake in planet rotation? And if so, how did that go?
00:09	prot	keep me in mind in case i tried to project into your exact equestria, that would help. Goodnight Princess and everyone else!
00:09	Effendil	goodnight prot
00:09	Codifier	night
00:09	XSI	Night Prot
00:10	CelestiaSun	That is part of the reason why I stopped. I had to cancel the effects of the gravity on everything. I have no idea how many planets were lost when they suddenly didn't have the sun in the same position
00:10	Codifier	Your system must look really weird now
00:10	Codifier	Oh well
00:10	Effendil	The power required to move the sun must be colossal.
00:10	XSI	I'd like to take a look at that system. It sounds interesting
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00:11	Effendil	Luna couldn't move the sun also ?
00:11	Effendil	Go out Forge. We are RPing
00:12	CelestiaSun	opps
00:12		*** CelestiaSun is now known as Van01
00:12	Van01	looks like she has to go
00:12	Whoovsies	Wut
00:12	Whoovsies	Oh.
00:12	Whoovsies	Whelp.
00:12	Effendil	Oh.
00:12	Effendil	why ?
00:12	XSI	Bye Celestia
00:12	Whoovsies	She saw Forge and said
00:12	Whoovsies	Aww hell no.
00:12	Van01	No, she's getting woken up
00:12	XSI	Well, that was fun
00:12	Van01	guess something happened
00:12	Codifier	>__>
00:12	prot	so i didn't miss much
00:12	Forge	good
00:12	Codifier	Aw
00:12	prot	oh well
00:12	Codifier	Oh well
00:12	Lookis	We don't have a thread up
00:13	XSI	I got to make crude sex jokes in the general direction of royalty. I'd say that's a good evening
00:13	Codifier	We shouldn't have a thread up
00:13	Codifier	It's in the middle of the week
00:13	prot	pastebin log anyone?
00:13	Lookis	>Her love dungeon
00:13	Lookis	why
00:13	Codifier	I guess I can do that
00:13	Akwa	Damn timezones, I was in classes for the whole thing
00:13	XSI	For the record: I didn't sleep last night. I take no responsibility for the stupid shit I asked
00:13	XSI	Except for the good stuff
00:13	XSI	I take responsibility for that
00:14	prot	how's it van?
00:14	Corr	Im a pussy
00:14	Lookis	Forge
00:14	Codifier	I wasn't here for all of it, though
00:14	Lookis	can you give me some tips for shutting my body's senses off when I mental project?
00:14	mqi3	Neither was I.
00:14	Codifier	So my log is technically incomplete
00:14	mqi3	Now I have to go and do things.
00:15	Effendil	mental project, it's not as astral project ?
00:15	prot	you mean the kickoff from the wonderland?
00:15	mqi3	Mental Projection is astral projection whilst meditating, whereas the technique most often used here is sleep projection.
00:15	Van01	sorry, I had to go do something
00:15	Codifier	http://pastebin.com/DQ6ajbQi
00:16	mqi3	Now I shall go.
00:16	mqi3	Farewell.
00:16	Van01	What do you mean prot?
00:16	XSI	Bye
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00:16	Effendil	Ah, I thought we were talking about astral projection in both cases, as the result is the same.
00:16	prot	tired?
00:16	Van01	yeah, head hurts
00:16	Van01	going to go lay down
00:17	Van01	so, see you guys later
00:17	Effendil	Goodnight.
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00:18	Effendil	It is impossible to project when you've already eaten anyway.
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00:18	XSI	Technically not impossible
00:18	XSI	Just harder
00:19	Effendil	The stomach does not stop moving, and besides frequent spitting.
00:19	Lookis	>reading XSI coming on to Celelstia
00:19	Lookis	why
00:20	XSI	Intended as joke
00:20	XSI	I don't do one-night stands
00:20	Effendil	sure =P
00:20	Codifier	Celestia doesn't do one-century stands
00:21	Effendil	I don't think she's immortal.
00:21	Codifier	She's 3000+ at the moment
00:21	Lookis	yup
00:21	Lookis	>celestia asks if you guys have friends
00:21	Lookis	my sides
00:21	Whoovsies	I bet that
00:22	Corr	holy shit
00:22	Whoovsies	Corr will immediately try to have a relationship with Celestia
00:22	Effendil	Need the whole log.
00:22	prot	how are you corr
00:22	Corr	At first
00:22	Corr	I was pretty much getting to the nervous wreck stage
00:22	Corr	and then
00:22	Corr	it left me
00:22	Corr	and now the feels are kicking in
00:22	Corr	>tfw you're a pussy
00:23	prot	at least she acknowledges you and even gives you a chance
00:23	Lookis	^