I would like to start this off by saying I am completely safe and unharmed. My friend snapped a really cool pic of me next to a goth today. I stayed at a reasonable distance, of course. I was just far enough away that it couldn’t detect my movements. It seemed to be very vicious, but it stood still just long enough for my friend to take this picture. To say that I am intrigued would be an understatement. I am completely fascinated with this bizarre brute. I studied it for almost 20 minutes before it dashed away on all fours. During my time observing the goth, I noticed that it kept repeatedly mumbling “crawling from Hell, falling from grace,” which I believe is a lyric from the band Motionless And White. I am hoping that it didn’t pick up my scent, but just to be safe I will be picking up a new brand of cologne when I get home. My friend that took the picture estimated the goth’s age to be around 744 years old, so it was still a baby. Other than that, we were not able to gather very much information on it. Sighting a goth this close to civilization is a rare occurrence. It definitely came as a surprise to me today. Maybe one day humans will be able to domesticate these uncanny creatures. But until then, I will continue to enjoy their presence from a 10’+ distance.