HELP WHAT CLASS DO I PICK
>either do this quiz http://stardust-rider.com/hero/
>or pick something that sounds cool

so, you just started and have no idea what to do (getting started):
>mouse over the red guy icon and click on portfolio, this is your strife portfolio
>allocate your strife specibi to whatever you want, this basically locks you into whatever weapon type you chose and is necessary in order to use a weapon
>once you do that, go to the item catalogue under the icon with the cards on top of each other
>pick a weapon of the type you chose from the ordered weapons dropdown list and captchalogue it
(TL note: captchalogue means adding the item to your inventory)
>go back to the strife portfolio and add the weapon to your strife deck, which is like an inventory exclusively for weapons
>equip the weapon you added to your strife deck as your main weapon
>move onto setting up your computer

whats a computer? (setting up your computer):
>go back to the item catalogue
>under all items, look for an item just called "computer" then click captchalogue
>now mouse over the icon with the single card and the cube, then click on inventory
>mouse over the card with the computer on it, right click, then left click drop
>the computer should now be in storage, which you can look through in the list on the bottom of the inventory screen. you can recaptchalogue items in storage later using this. dont worry about it for now
>mouse over the icon with the green circle.
>SBURB server allows you to connect to another player and give them the machines and items necessary to enter the game's world, therefore "serving" them
>SBURB client allows you to use devices that another player gives you in order to enter the game's world

on serving another player
>under SBURB server, pick another player to act as a server to.
best to pick someone active whos already served someone but hasnt been served yet, use the session viewer under the icon with the two yellow talking guys to check for someone active with a client but no server or ask in the thread
>once you've picked someone, deploy all 4 items you can in the SBURB server page: a cruxtruder, totem lathe, alchemiter, punch designix, and a punched captchalogue card
>spend all of the build grist you can on building up their house
>congrats, this is all you need to do for them before they enter
>wait (or beg) for a player to connect as your server if no one has already

so, someone just connected as your server player and you dont know what to do:
>make sure you followed the getting started guide and setting up your computer guide first
>hopefully your server player has placed everything already
>mouse over the sburb icon (green circle) and click on sburb client
>pop open the cruxtruder and produce a cruxite dowel. this should release your sprite
>mouse over the yellow guy icon and click on sprite
>prototype the sprite with whatever you want, you're supposed to make it up completely yourself. anythings fine
>make the power level appropriately high but not absurd (~100 should be fine for your first prototype)
>do NOT prototype your sprite a second time right now
>this sprite will act as a helper in strifes when you have entered
>now follow the guide on entering

alright i did all of that, how do i actually get into the game now? (entering):
>go to the sburb client page
>produce a cruxite dowel if you havent already
>place the captchalogue card with the code cZCMYq4f into the totem lathe. your server player should have placed it already. leave the second card option empty and carve
>place the totem in the alchemiter and alchemize
>captchalogue the cruxite artifact in your inventory, then use it on yourself
>click that you're ready to enter

alright im finally in my land of cock and balls what do i do now
>strife, do dungeons, alchemize and find (or look up codes for) more powerful equipment, rake in mad boonies on your dream moon, etc.
>keep having your server player build up your house so you can reach new gates and eventually your denizen
>connect to someone as a server player if you havent already
>grind a whole lot
>get RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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