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  1. ol
  2. Yusaniz Venrila: Where do they find such dumb shit
  3. Aeglos: Other countries completely rely on us for military
  4. Aeglos: Lol
  5. Aeglos: Hey look on the trending list
  6. Yusaniz Venrila: Which trends
  7. Yusaniz Venrila: Steam?
  8. Aeglos is now Away.
  9. Yusaniz Venrila: Omg
  10. Yusaniz Venrila: REmember
  11. Yusaniz Venrila: "France and England were one country"
  12. Yusaniz Venrila: "The poor people spoke English and the rich spoke French"
  13. Yusaniz Venrila: "But John wasn't a very good king so the French broke off"
  14. Aeglos is now Online.
  15. Aeglos: Lol
  16. Aeglos: One country
  17. Yusaniz Venrila: Like
  18. Yusaniz Venrila: How was she a fucking teacher?
  19. Aeglos: Lol
  20. Yusaniz Venrila: That was a college-level course
  21. Aeglos: Blowjobs
  22. Yusaniz Venrila: She simplifies is so much that like
  23. Yusaniz Venrila: It's not even simplified
  24. Yusaniz Venrila: It's just plain wrong
  25. Yusaniz Venrila: How the fuck
  26. Yusaniz Venrila: Did she explain that
  27. Yusaniz Venrila: Without saying the name "Normandy" once?
  28. Yusaniz Venrila: That honestly speaks volumes
  29. Aeglos: Lol
  30. Yusaniz Venrila: England conquered by the northmen whilst King Harald of England was fighting the viking cunt also named King Harald
  31. Aeglos: Yeah right
  32. Yusaniz Venrila: Normans break off from Fra'ass
  33. Aeglos: So stupid
  34. Aeglos: But remember, the fuckwitz in our class wouldn't understand that
  35. Yusaniz Venrila: True
  36. Yusaniz Venrila: Lol
  37. Yusaniz Venrila: Me, you, and like
  38. Yusaniz Venrila: No one else
  39. Aeglos: That's one thing that I've noticed is like I can't carry out intelligent conversation with alot of people.
  40. Yusaniz Venrila: Jamie and Josh were tolerable because they weren't liberals, but
  41. Yusaniz Venrila: They weren't very smart either lol
  42. Aeglos: They just lack any critical thinking skills
  43. Yusaniz Venrila: Lol
  44. Yusaniz Venrila: I like the black people at my job, but they also do shit that makes them look bad
  45. Yusaniz Venrila: Lol
  46. Yusaniz Venrila: We were outside when the inventory was done
  47. Yusaniz Venrila: They have to wait cause drove in company van, so they just chat off the clock whilst the supervisors finish up
  48. Yusaniz Venrila: This black guy with like
  49. Yusaniz Venrila: His pants down to his fucking knees ambling by
  50. Yusaniz Venrila: Jakaari was like
  51. Yusaniz Venrila: "What the fuck, he look high as hell"
  52. Yusaniz Venrila: Shook her head
  53. Yusaniz Venrila: He starts yelling "CRACKERS" very loudly
  54. Yusaniz Venrila: All my black coworkers cringed
  55. Yusaniz Venrila: Jocelyn was like
  56. Yusaniz Venrila: "People like him make us look bad, he ignant!"
  57. Aeglos: Lol
  58. Yusaniz Venrila: It's kind of stereotypical
  59. Yusaniz Venrila: They speak in like
  60. Yusaniz Venrila: Light ebonics
  61. Yusaniz Venrila: Ebonix
  62. Aeglos: Haa
  63. Aeglos: So fucking tru
  64. Yusaniz Venrila: phree edumucachun
  65. Aeglos: And then they try to sound intelligent but misuse word left and right.
  66. Yusaniz Venrila: Lol
  67. Yusaniz Venrila: I like the ignant thing
  68. Yusaniz Venrila: SOme of them though
  69. Yusaniz Venrila: Wlel
  70. Yusaniz Venrila: I like Jocelyn and Jakaari
  71. Yusaniz Venrila: They're fun to talk to
  72. Yusaniz Venrila: Cause I just bitch about my job the whole time
  73. Yusaniz Venrila: Shavon is just
  74. Yusaniz Venrila: She's nice to me, but she's a bitch to my mom
  75. Yusaniz Venrila: And she's soooooooo fucking slow
  76. Yusaniz Venrila: I count freezers
  77. Yusaniz Venrila: I count two sides by the time she's like 80% done with one
  78. Aeglos: Lol
  79. Aeglos: Funny as hell
  80. Yusaniz Venrila: Jocely is like
  81. Yusaniz Venrila: I think she's faster than me
  82. Yusaniz Venrila: But she throws out numbers
  83. Aeglos: This is gonna sound weird but I like not working with any blacks
  84. Yusaniz Venrila: So she;s innacurate as fuck lol
  85. Yusaniz Venrila: Lol
  86. Yusaniz Venrila: I get along with them, cause
  87. Aeglos: They all got fired because of stealing.
  88. Aeglos: We have all the black people that used to work here on tape conspiring and stealing everything.
  89. Yusaniz Venrila: Lol
  90. Yusaniz Venrila: What the fuck
  91. Aeglos: Yeah
  92. Yusaniz Venrila: We have to pass a drug test tocount pharmacies
  93. Yusaniz Venrila: Because someone was stealing oxycodone
  94. Aeglos: You told me
  95. Aeglos: Drugs are dumb as hell
  96. Aeglos: People like pass out.
  97. Aeglos: Don't remember taking drugs
  98. Yusaniz Venrila: Lol
  99. Aeglos: They want more
  100. Aeglos: Like wtf
  101. Yusaniz Venrila: Like all my coworkers smoke pot
  102. Yusaniz Venrila: But
  103. Yusaniz Venrila: Since April has been gone
  104. Yusaniz Venrila: I haven't smelled it profusely
  105. Yusaniz Venrila: That one time, we doing a store
  106. Yusaniz Venrila: I pass by her
  107. Yusaniz Venrila: Like
  108. Yusaniz Venrila: The fumes were so strong my eyes were watering
  109. Yusaniz Venrila: Then Lisa
  110. Yusaniz Venrila: She puts on poweder to hide the smell
  111. Yusaniz Venrila: She driving me, fucking smokes a joint
  112. Aeglos: Tlol
  113. Yusaniz Venrila: Pulls out a big-ass fucking thing to put on powder
  114. Yusaniz Venrila: Pats it everywhere
  115. Yusaniz Venrila: Like
  116. Yusaniz Venrila: She smokes cigarettes, pot, and does that
  117. Yusaniz Venrila: Her lungs are going to give out
  118. Yusaniz Venrila: Lol
  119. Aeglos: Lol
  120. Aeglos: Really
  121. Yusaniz Venrila: You're right about black and white coworkers
  122. Yusaniz Venrila: The whites are professional, but tbh that's why I like the blacks more, at least in a shit job like this
  123. Yusaniz Venrila: Like
  124. Yusaniz Venrila: They get mad when we talk, but
  125. Yusaniz Venrila: We get no breaks
  126. Yusaniz Venrila: Listen to the same Kroger's music all day
  127. Yusaniz Venrila: And we're at the mercy of the store's heating or AC
  128. Yusaniz Venrila: This one time, they had me count liquer and wine
  129. Yusaniz Venrila: It's easy, but
  130. Yusaniz Venrila: I had zero people to talk to the whole day because it was just me over there
  131. Yusaniz Venrila: I was so fucking bored
  132. Yusaniz Venrila: Just fucking constantly moving and doing that shit
  133. Yusaniz Venrila: IDk, like
  134. Yusaniz Venrila: The job is easy
  135. Yusaniz Venrila: But it's shit
  136. Yusaniz Venrila: I get jealous of the Kroger workers
  137. Yusaniz Venrila: I started at $10 an hour, got to $11 because of two yearly 25 cent raises and passing the drug test to work pharmacies got me another 50 cents
  138. Yusaniz Venrila: Bust my ass with no breaks
  139. Yusaniz Venrila: The Kroger workers
  140. Yusaniz Venrila: They fucking stand around
  141. Yusaniz Venrila: Do nothing
  142. Yusaniz Venrila: The store is in disrepair
  143. Yusaniz Venrila: Dust everywhere
  144. Yusaniz Venrila: Barcodes aren't lined up with their products
  145. Yusaniz Venrila: Freezers are so disorganized and have shit just thrown in
  146. Yusaniz Venrila: And
  147. Yusaniz Venrila: Some are even rude to customers
  148. Yusaniz Venrila: This woman asks for assistance, I don't know where the product is because ever Kroger's is different, I Tell a store employeer
  149. Yusaniz Venrila: "Well, it's over here."
  150. Yusaniz Venrila: "Wel, the woman wants to know."
  151. Yusaniz Venrila: They laugh
  152. Yusaniz Venrila: "She can find it herself."
  153. Yusaniz Venrila: Like wtfr
  154. Yusaniz Venrila: You useless cunts
  155. Aeglos is now Online.
  156. Aeglos: Its because they have a union.
  157. Aeglos is now Snooze.
  158. Yusaniz Venrila: Lol
  159. Yusaniz Venrila: What the fuck
  160. Aeglos: They start at 10$
  161. Aeglos: I used to work at meijer
  162. Aeglos: Same fucking thing.
  163. Yusaniz Venrila: The unions fuck up everything
  164. Aeglos is now Online.
  165. Aeglos: They can't fire anyone after 90days unless they break the law
  166. Yusaniz Venrila: FedEx doesn't ship on weekends
  167. Aeglos: They can't even be fired for breaking store policy.
  168. Yusaniz Venrila: Cause unions demand OT even if they don't go into overtime for working on weekends
  169. Yusaniz Venrila: So they don't ship
  170. Aeglos: Unions are a fucking racketeering organization
  171. Yusaniz Venrila: Which is why my weekend was wasted
  172. Yusaniz Venrila: Cause Uniggerions
  173. Aeglos: Do uos
  174. Aeglos: Ups
  175. Aeglos: Way flicking faster
  176. Yusaniz Venrila: Shit
  177. Yusaniz Venrila: Well
  178. Yusaniz Venrila: To late
  179. Aeglos is now Snooze.
  180. Aeglos: Like they ship on Saturdays and in half the time
  181. Yusaniz Venrila: Wtf
  182. Yusaniz Venrila: I shoulda known that
  183. Aeglos: Also, unions don't have an opt out for Most of then
  184. Yusaniz Venrila: Idk if the people I bought the PC from had it as an option lol
  185. Yusaniz Venrila: Well
  186. Aeglos: So you pretty much have to be on a union or you don't have a job.
  187. Aeglos is now Online.
  188. Yusaniz Venrila: Weekend wshipping was damaged onto UPS by the shipping unions cause of OT
  189. Aeglos: Don't even get me started on the teaching uniona
  190. Yusaniz Venrila: Idk if it's the same for FedEx
  191. Yusaniz Venrila: Oh my goodness
  192. Yusaniz Venrila: YOu know
  193. Yusaniz Venrila: I ask RAchel what the fuck;s going on
  194. Aeglos: Lol who?
  195. Yusaniz Venrila: Sam's sister
  196. Yusaniz Venrila: You know
  197. Aeglos: Oh
  198. Aeglos: I kniw
  199. Yusaniz Venrila: They still give out those copies of book chapters
  200. Aeglos: Know
  201. Yusaniz Venrila: Instead of real books
  202. Yusaniz Venrila: The science hallway still floods
  203. Aeglos: Lol
  204. Yusaniz Venrila: They put in new tiles
  205. Yusaniz Venrila: They don't match
  206. Yusaniz Venrila: And it flods
  207. Yusaniz Venrila: Like
  208. Yusaniz Venrila: Wtf
  209. Yusaniz Venrila: But they renovate the track field and tennis field
  210. Yusaniz Venrila: 2 people on the tennis team
  211. Yusaniz Venrila: Track was fine
  212. Aeglos: Fucking retards
  213. Aeglos is now Snooze.
  214. Aeglos: Now they have a conservative principle
  215. Aeglos: He's from Arizona
  216. Aeglos: He didn't let the teachers do that gay walk out shit for the guns
  217. Yusaniz Venrila: what a badass
  218. Aeglos: So he's already 1000 times better than the other one
  219. Yusaniz Venrila: How pissedwere they?
  220. Yusaniz Venrila: DBHoe
  221. Aeglos is now Online.
  222. Aeglos: Mckrackhead taped a poster of herself to a stick so a picture of her face could be out there
  223. Yusaniz Venrila: What the fuck
  224. Yusaniz Venrila: What an attention whore
  225. Yusaniz Venrila: That's why she cried in our class
  226. Yusaniz Venrila: To get attention
  227. Aeglos: Yeah
  228. Aeglos: Really.
  229. Aeglos: Anyone who cries about something so stupid loses all respect from me.
  230. Aeglos: Flat out
  231. Aeglos: And it's people like that who are entrusted to make policy decisions.
  232. Yusaniz Venrila: I know
  233. Yusaniz Venrila: IT's just ridiculous
  234. Yusaniz Venrila: Remember when she tried to make herself look like a moderate?
  235. Yusaniz Venrila: "lol my family shewtz gunz"
  236. Aeglos: I honestly think the country is inching closer and closer to a second civil war
  237. Yusaniz Venrila: "So i no we shuld taek them awai"
  238. Aeglos: Like the split of political views in the military is just so defined.
  239. Aeglos: Like the split of political views in the military is just so defined.
  240. Aeglos: Lol
  241. Yusaniz Venrila: Really?
  242. Aeglos is now Online.
  243. Aeglos: Yeah
  244. Aeglos: Its probably like 60% conservatives, 20% non aligned and 20% retard
  245. Aeglos: I mean liberal
  246. Yusaniz Venrila: What's the difference?
  247. Aeglos: That's why I mixed them up
  248. Aeglos: I saw Colin I'm the mall and he needs a fucking haircut
  249. Yusaniz Venrila: What does he even do?
  250. Yusaniz Venrila: Tbh
  251. Yusaniz Venrila: I liked Colin to bitch about that class, but he also irritated me
  252. Aeglos: He works at Ace lol
  253. Yusaniz Venrila: Fuck hi
  254. Yusaniz Venrila: I hate Ace
  255. Yusaniz Venrila: It's a shithole store
  256. Aeglos: Why?
  257. Aeglos: It closed near out houses
  258. Yusaniz Venrila: It's filthy as shit
  259. Aeglos: Lol
  260. Yusaniz Venrila: Lol
  261. Aeglos: Lol
  262. Yusaniz Venrila: Likle
  263. Yusaniz Venrila: Every Ace we do inventory for
  264. Aeglos: I wonder why........
  265. Yusaniz Venrila: There's dust everywhere
  266. Yusaniz Venrila: Like
  267. Yusaniz Venrila: It's not just an annoying but moderate layer, like at Kroger
  268. Yusaniz Venrila: But I mean thick sheets of dust everywhere
  269. Yusaniz Venrila: Even on the products, especially boxs
  270. Yusaniz Venrila: And
  271. Yusaniz Venrila: Their shelf barcodes have a plstic covering over them
  272. Aeglos: Lol
  273. Yusaniz Venrila: The coverings are always broken or covered in dirt
  274. Aeglos: Its probably just the nature of hardware
  275. Yusaniz Venrila: So tehy don't scan
  276. Aeglos: Damn
  277. Yusaniz Venrila: So you have to pull the thing back
  278. Aeglos: That is bad
  279. Yusaniz Venrila: And it;s just fucking filthy
  280. Yusaniz Venrila: Or ou have to pick up their products
  281. Yusaniz Venrila: Which slows you down a lot which sucks cause we have a quote, but
  282. Yusaniz Venrila: Then the product iscovered in shit
  283. Yusaniz Venrila: The good thing is
  284. Yusaniz Venrila: Our new bosses are more assertive
  285. Yusaniz Venrila: I remember, at Dunham's
  286. Yusaniz Venrila: This fucking bitch store manager
  287. Yusaniz Venrila: "If you're more than two products off, we won't even do corrections, we'll just make you redo the area."
  288. Yusaniz Venrila: My boss
  289. Yusaniz Venrila: "Our contract with Dunham's allows us to be 3% off from your recounts."
  290. Yusaniz Venrila: And honestly
  291. Yusaniz Venrila: We need that
  292. Yusaniz Venrila: Dunham's inventory is bad because of both sides
  293. Yusaniz Venrila: MAinly Dunham's though
  294. Yusaniz Venrila: Like
  295. Aeglos: Yeah I kniw
  296. Yusaniz Venrila: We have to scan products one by one
  297. Yusaniz Venrila: And we know we scanned if by our machines beeping
  298. Aeglos: I hate weak leadership more than anything
  299. Yusaniz Venrila: So if I'm around other counters
  300. Aeglos: That's why I like trump on most things
  301. Yusaniz Venrila: I don't know half the time
  302. Yusaniz Venrila: ME too
  303. Yusaniz Venrila: He's assertive
  304. Aeglos: Especially foreign policy.
  305. Yusaniz Venrila: Even though some of his views are dumb, they're strong
  306. Yusaniz Venrila: I think the problem is our corporate
  307. Aeglos: Yeah, it's better than having a weak faggot that folds on everything
  308. Yusaniz Venrila: Corporate is super nice and lets them have everything
  309. Aeglos: Obama
  310. Yusaniz Venrila: Because
  311. Yusaniz Venrila: They don't give a shit about us counters
  312. Aeglos: "ibidaibidaibidaibida!"
  313. Yusaniz Venrila: So they let the stores sniff our assholes just so they get more money
  314. Aeglos: Lol
  315. Yusaniz Venrila: But Dunham's
  316. Yusaniz Venrila: Their system is so backwards it's unreal
  317. Aeglos: Hahahaha
  318. Yusaniz Venrila: So let's say
  319. Aeglos: What's about it l
  320. Yusaniz Venrila: I mistake another person's machine beep for my own
  321. Aeglos: Ok
  322. Aeglos: Are you at work now.
  323. Aeglos: ?
  324. Yusaniz Venrila: No
  325. Yusaniz Venrila: But
  326. Yusaniz Venrila: If you scan their store UPC, it gives you the manufacturing code
  327. Aeglos: Ok
  328. Yusaniz Venrila: If you scan their manufacturing one
  329. Yusaniz Venrila: It gives you the store one
  330. Yusaniz Venrila: And sometimes they don't have one or the other, or one is stickered over the ohter
  331. Yusaniz Venrila: So you haven o fucking clue
  332. Yusaniz Venrila: That's what's so fucking dumb
  333. Yusaniz Venrila: We can't check the fucking product
  334. Yusaniz Venrila: They
  335. Aeglos: Yeah same shit happens here sometimes
  336. Yusaniz Venrila: "Ububububu recount"
  337. Yusaniz Venrila: Which
  338. Yusaniz Venrila: Obviously we don't want to
  339. Yusaniz Venrila: 1: It's hot as hell
  340. Yusaniz Venrila: 2: IT takes FOREVER because we have to do it one by one
  341. Yusaniz Venrila: 3: Their store employees recount so lazily and they don't listen to me
  342. Yusaniz Venrila: Like
  343. Yusaniz Venrila: Remember when Rakesia was ignored by Miss Warren?
  344. Aeglos: When we do our monthly inventory the lady that came in was like "where dafuq is dis dayum tag!?" all the time
  345. Yusaniz Venrila: This store manager bitch did that to me
  346. Yusaniz Venrila: Lmao
  347. Yusaniz Venrila: Like
  348. Aeglos: Hahaha
  349. Yusaniz Venrila: They recounted wrong because they didn't know where I started counting
  350. Yusaniz Venrila: I walk up
  351. Yusaniz Venrila: "I started here, ended -"
  352. Aeglos: Did you drop a TV on her head
  353. Yusaniz Venrila: Bitch walks away
  354. Yusaniz Venrila: Goes to get the manager
  355. Yusaniz Venrila: I was swearing loudly by the other bitch
  356. Yusaniz Venrila: She gave me a wide-eyed look and shrugged
  357. Yusaniz Venrila: It was a lower-level manager though, not the store manager bitch who said if we half a produict off we have to redo the whole store
  358. Aeglos: Your job sounds like it sucks
  359. Aeglos: Fuck all those nIgers
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