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- Yusaniz Venrila: Where do they find such dumb shit
- Aeglos: Other countries completely rely on us for military
- Aeglos: Lol
- Aeglos: Hey look on the trending list
- Yusaniz Venrila: Which trends
- Yusaniz Venrila: Steam?
- Aeglos is now Away.
- Yusaniz Venrila: Omg
- Yusaniz Venrila: REmember
- Yusaniz Venrila: "France and England were one country"
- Yusaniz Venrila: "The poor people spoke English and the rich spoke French"
- Yusaniz Venrila: "But John wasn't a very good king so the French broke off"
- Aeglos is now Online.
- Aeglos: Lol
- Aeglos: One country
- Yusaniz Venrila: Like
- Yusaniz Venrila: How was she a fucking teacher?
- Aeglos: Lol
- Yusaniz Venrila: That was a college-level course
- Aeglos: Blowjobs
- Yusaniz Venrila: She simplifies is so much that like
- Yusaniz Venrila: It's not even simplified
- Yusaniz Venrila: It's just plain wrong
- Yusaniz Venrila: How the fuck
- Yusaniz Venrila: Did she explain that
- Yusaniz Venrila: Without saying the name "Normandy" once?
- Yusaniz Venrila: That honestly speaks volumes
- Aeglos: Lol
- Yusaniz Venrila: England conquered by the northmen whilst King Harald of England was fighting the viking cunt also named King Harald
- Aeglos: Yeah right
- Yusaniz Venrila: Normans break off from Fra'ass
- Aeglos: So stupid
- Aeglos: But remember, the fuckwitz in our class wouldn't understand that
- Yusaniz Venrila: True
- Yusaniz Venrila: Lol
- Yusaniz Venrila: Me, you, and like
- Yusaniz Venrila: No one else
- Aeglos: That's one thing that I've noticed is like I can't carry out intelligent conversation with alot of people.
- Yusaniz Venrila: Jamie and Josh were tolerable because they weren't liberals, but
- Yusaniz Venrila: They weren't very smart either lol
- Aeglos: They just lack any critical thinking skills
- Yusaniz Venrila: Lol
- Yusaniz Venrila: I like the black people at my job, but they also do shit that makes them look bad
- Yusaniz Venrila: Lol
- Yusaniz Venrila: We were outside when the inventory was done
- Yusaniz Venrila: They have to wait cause drove in company van, so they just chat off the clock whilst the supervisors finish up
- Yusaniz Venrila: This black guy with like
- Yusaniz Venrila: His pants down to his fucking knees ambling by
- Yusaniz Venrila: Jakaari was like
- Yusaniz Venrila: "What the fuck, he look high as hell"
- Yusaniz Venrila: Shook her head
- Yusaniz Venrila: He starts yelling "CRACKERS" very loudly
- Yusaniz Venrila: All my black coworkers cringed
- Yusaniz Venrila: Jocelyn was like
- Yusaniz Venrila: "People like him make us look bad, he ignant!"
- Aeglos: Lol
- Yusaniz Venrila: It's kind of stereotypical
- Yusaniz Venrila: They speak in like
- Yusaniz Venrila: Light ebonics
- Yusaniz Venrila: Ebonix
- Aeglos: Haa
- Aeglos: So fucking tru
- Yusaniz Venrila: phree edumucachun
- Aeglos: And then they try to sound intelligent but misuse word left and right.
- Yusaniz Venrila: Lol
- Yusaniz Venrila: I like the ignant thing
- Yusaniz Venrila: SOme of them though
- Yusaniz Venrila: Wlel
- Yusaniz Venrila: I like Jocelyn and Jakaari
- Yusaniz Venrila: They're fun to talk to
- Yusaniz Venrila: Cause I just bitch about my job the whole time
- Yusaniz Venrila: Shavon is just
- Yusaniz Venrila: She's nice to me, but she's a bitch to my mom
- Yusaniz Venrila: And she's soooooooo fucking slow
- Yusaniz Venrila: I count freezers
- Yusaniz Venrila: I count two sides by the time she's like 80% done with one
- Aeglos: Lol
- Aeglos: Funny as hell
- Yusaniz Venrila: Jocely is like
- Yusaniz Venrila: I think she's faster than me
- Yusaniz Venrila: But she throws out numbers
- Aeglos: This is gonna sound weird but I like not working with any blacks
- Yusaniz Venrila: So she;s innacurate as fuck lol
- Yusaniz Venrila: Lol
- Yusaniz Venrila: I get along with them, cause
- Aeglos: They all got fired because of stealing.
- Aeglos: We have all the black people that used to work here on tape conspiring and stealing everything.
- Yusaniz Venrila: Lol
- Yusaniz Venrila: What the fuck
- Aeglos: Yeah
- Yusaniz Venrila: We have to pass a drug test tocount pharmacies
- Yusaniz Venrila: Because someone was stealing oxycodone
- Aeglos: You told me
- Aeglos: Drugs are dumb as hell
- Aeglos: People like pass out.
- Aeglos: Don't remember taking drugs
- Yusaniz Venrila: Lol
- Aeglos: They want more
- Aeglos: Like wtf
- Yusaniz Venrila: Like all my coworkers smoke pot
- Yusaniz Venrila: But
- Yusaniz Venrila: Since April has been gone
- Yusaniz Venrila: I haven't smelled it profusely
- Yusaniz Venrila: That one time, we doing a store
- Yusaniz Venrila: I pass by her
- Yusaniz Venrila: Like
- Yusaniz Venrila: The fumes were so strong my eyes were watering
- Yusaniz Venrila: Then Lisa
- Yusaniz Venrila: She puts on poweder to hide the smell
- Yusaniz Venrila: She driving me, fucking smokes a joint
- Aeglos: Tlol
- Yusaniz Venrila: Pulls out a big-ass fucking thing to put on powder
- Yusaniz Venrila: Pats it everywhere
- Yusaniz Venrila: Like
- Yusaniz Venrila: She smokes cigarettes, pot, and does that
- Yusaniz Venrila: Her lungs are going to give out
- Yusaniz Venrila: Lol
- Aeglos: Lol
- Aeglos: Really
- Yusaniz Venrila: You're right about black and white coworkers
- Yusaniz Venrila: The whites are professional, but tbh that's why I like the blacks more, at least in a shit job like this
- Yusaniz Venrila: Like
- Yusaniz Venrila: They get mad when we talk, but
- Yusaniz Venrila: We get no breaks
- Yusaniz Venrila: Listen to the same Kroger's music all day
- Yusaniz Venrila: And we're at the mercy of the store's heating or AC
- Yusaniz Venrila: This one time, they had me count liquer and wine
- Yusaniz Venrila: It's easy, but
- Yusaniz Venrila: I had zero people to talk to the whole day because it was just me over there
- Yusaniz Venrila: I was so fucking bored
- Yusaniz Venrila: Just fucking constantly moving and doing that shit
- Yusaniz Venrila: IDk, like
- Yusaniz Venrila: The job is easy
- Yusaniz Venrila: But it's shit
- Yusaniz Venrila: I get jealous of the Kroger workers
- Yusaniz Venrila: I started at $10 an hour, got to $11 because of two yearly 25 cent raises and passing the drug test to work pharmacies got me another 50 cents
- Yusaniz Venrila: Bust my ass with no breaks
- Yusaniz Venrila: The Kroger workers
- Yusaniz Venrila: They fucking stand around
- Yusaniz Venrila: Do nothing
- Yusaniz Venrila: The store is in disrepair
- Yusaniz Venrila: Dust everywhere
- Yusaniz Venrila: Barcodes aren't lined up with their products
- Yusaniz Venrila: Freezers are so disorganized and have shit just thrown in
- Yusaniz Venrila: And
- Yusaniz Venrila: Some are even rude to customers
- Yusaniz Venrila: This woman asks for assistance, I don't know where the product is because ever Kroger's is different, I Tell a store employeer
- Yusaniz Venrila: "Well, it's over here."
- Yusaniz Venrila: "Wel, the woman wants to know."
- Yusaniz Venrila: They laugh
- Yusaniz Venrila: "She can find it herself."
- Yusaniz Venrila: Like wtfr
- Yusaniz Venrila: You useless cunts
- Aeglos is now Online.
- Aeglos: Its because they have a union.
- Aeglos is now Snooze.
- Yusaniz Venrila: Lol
- Yusaniz Venrila: What the fuck
- Aeglos: They start at 10$
- Aeglos: I used to work at meijer
- Aeglos: Same fucking thing.
- Yusaniz Venrila: The unions fuck up everything
- Aeglos is now Online.
- Aeglos: They can't fire anyone after 90days unless they break the law
- Yusaniz Venrila: FedEx doesn't ship on weekends
- Aeglos: They can't even be fired for breaking store policy.
- Yusaniz Venrila: Cause unions demand OT even if they don't go into overtime for working on weekends
- Yusaniz Venrila: So they don't ship
- Aeglos: Unions are a fucking racketeering organization
- Yusaniz Venrila: Which is why my weekend was wasted
- Yusaniz Venrila: Cause Uniggerions
- Aeglos: Do uos
- Aeglos: Ups
- Aeglos: Way flicking faster
- Yusaniz Venrila: Shit
- Yusaniz Venrila: Well
- Yusaniz Venrila: To late
- Aeglos is now Snooze.
- Aeglos: Like they ship on Saturdays and in half the time
- Yusaniz Venrila: Wtf
- Yusaniz Venrila: I shoulda known that
- Aeglos: Also, unions don't have an opt out for Most of then
- Yusaniz Venrila: Idk if the people I bought the PC from had it as an option lol
- Yusaniz Venrila: Well
- Aeglos: So you pretty much have to be on a union or you don't have a job.
- Aeglos is now Online.
- Yusaniz Venrila: Weekend wshipping was damaged onto UPS by the shipping unions cause of OT
- Aeglos: Don't even get me started on the teaching uniona
- Yusaniz Venrila: Idk if it's the same for FedEx
- Yusaniz Venrila: Oh my goodness
- Yusaniz Venrila: YOu know
- Yusaniz Venrila: I ask RAchel what the fuck;s going on
- Aeglos: Lol who?
- Yusaniz Venrila: Sam's sister
- Yusaniz Venrila: You know
- Aeglos: Oh
- Aeglos: I kniw
- Yusaniz Venrila: They still give out those copies of book chapters
- Aeglos: Know
- Yusaniz Venrila: Instead of real books
- Yusaniz Venrila: The science hallway still floods
- Aeglos: Lol
- Yusaniz Venrila: They put in new tiles
- Yusaniz Venrila: They don't match
- Yusaniz Venrila: And it flods
- Yusaniz Venrila: Like
- Yusaniz Venrila: Wtf
- Yusaniz Venrila: But they renovate the track field and tennis field
- Yusaniz Venrila: 2 people on the tennis team
- Yusaniz Venrila: Track was fine
- Aeglos: Fucking retards
- Aeglos is now Snooze.
- Aeglos: Now they have a conservative principle
- Aeglos: He's from Arizona
- Aeglos: He didn't let the teachers do that gay walk out shit for the guns
- Yusaniz Venrila: what a badass
- Aeglos: So he's already 1000 times better than the other one
- Yusaniz Venrila: How pissedwere they?
- Yusaniz Venrila: DBHoe
- Aeglos is now Online.
- Aeglos: Mckrackhead taped a poster of herself to a stick so a picture of her face could be out there
- Yusaniz Venrila: What the fuck
- Yusaniz Venrila: What an attention whore
- Yusaniz Venrila: That's why she cried in our class
- Yusaniz Venrila: To get attention
- Aeglos: Yeah
- Aeglos: Really.
- Aeglos: Anyone who cries about something so stupid loses all respect from me.
- Aeglos: Flat out
- Aeglos: And it's people like that who are entrusted to make policy decisions.
- Yusaniz Venrila: I know
- Yusaniz Venrila: IT's just ridiculous
- Yusaniz Venrila: Remember when she tried to make herself look like a moderate?
- Yusaniz Venrila: "lol my family shewtz gunz"
- Aeglos: I honestly think the country is inching closer and closer to a second civil war
- Yusaniz Venrila: "So i no we shuld taek them awai"
- Aeglos: Like the split of political views in the military is just so defined.
- Aeglos: Like the split of political views in the military is just so defined.
- Aeglos: Lol
- Yusaniz Venrila: Really?
- Aeglos is now Online.
- Aeglos: Yeah
- Aeglos: Its probably like 60% conservatives, 20% non aligned and 20% retard
- Aeglos: I mean liberal
- Yusaniz Venrila: What's the difference?
- Aeglos: That's why I mixed them up
- Aeglos: I saw Colin I'm the mall and he needs a fucking haircut
- Yusaniz Venrila: What does he even do?
- Yusaniz Venrila: Tbh
- Yusaniz Venrila: I liked Colin to bitch about that class, but he also irritated me
- Aeglos: He works at Ace lol
- Yusaniz Venrila: Fuck hi
- Yusaniz Venrila: I hate Ace
- Yusaniz Venrila: It's a shithole store
- Aeglos: Why?
- Aeglos: It closed near out houses
- Yusaniz Venrila: It's filthy as shit
- Aeglos: Lol
- Yusaniz Venrila: Lol
- Aeglos: Lol
- Yusaniz Venrila: Likle
- Yusaniz Venrila: Every Ace we do inventory for
- Aeglos: I wonder why........
- Yusaniz Venrila: There's dust everywhere
- Yusaniz Venrila: Like
- Yusaniz Venrila: It's not just an annoying but moderate layer, like at Kroger
- Yusaniz Venrila: But I mean thick sheets of dust everywhere
- Yusaniz Venrila: Even on the products, especially boxs
- Yusaniz Venrila: And
- Yusaniz Venrila: Their shelf barcodes have a plstic covering over them
- Aeglos: Lol
- Yusaniz Venrila: The coverings are always broken or covered in dirt
- Aeglos: Its probably just the nature of hardware
- Yusaniz Venrila: So tehy don't scan
- Aeglos: Damn
- Yusaniz Venrila: So you have to pull the thing back
- Aeglos: That is bad
- Yusaniz Venrila: And it;s just fucking filthy
- Yusaniz Venrila: Or ou have to pick up their products
- Yusaniz Venrila: Which slows you down a lot which sucks cause we have a quote, but
- Yusaniz Venrila: Then the product iscovered in shit
- Yusaniz Venrila: The good thing is
- Yusaniz Venrila: Our new bosses are more assertive
- Yusaniz Venrila: I remember, at Dunham's
- Yusaniz Venrila: This fucking bitch store manager
- Yusaniz Venrila: "If you're more than two products off, we won't even do corrections, we'll just make you redo the area."
- Yusaniz Venrila: My boss
- Yusaniz Venrila: "Our contract with Dunham's allows us to be 3% off from your recounts."
- Yusaniz Venrila: And honestly
- Yusaniz Venrila: We need that
- Yusaniz Venrila: Dunham's inventory is bad because of both sides
- Yusaniz Venrila: MAinly Dunham's though
- Yusaniz Venrila: Like
- Aeglos: Yeah I kniw
- Yusaniz Venrila: We have to scan products one by one
- Yusaniz Venrila: And we know we scanned if by our machines beeping
- Aeglos: I hate weak leadership more than anything
- Yusaniz Venrila: So if I'm around other counters
- Aeglos: That's why I like trump on most things
- Yusaniz Venrila: I don't know half the time
- Yusaniz Venrila: ME too
- Yusaniz Venrila: He's assertive
- Aeglos: Especially foreign policy.
- Yusaniz Venrila: Even though some of his views are dumb, they're strong
- Yusaniz Venrila: I think the problem is our corporate
- Aeglos: Yeah, it's better than having a weak faggot that folds on everything
- Yusaniz Venrila: Corporate is super nice and lets them have everything
- Aeglos: Obama
- Yusaniz Venrila: Because
- Yusaniz Venrila: They don't give a shit about us counters
- Aeglos: "ibidaibidaibidaibida!"
- Yusaniz Venrila: So they let the stores sniff our assholes just so they get more money
- Aeglos: Lol
- Yusaniz Venrila: But Dunham's
- Yusaniz Venrila: Their system is so backwards it's unreal
- Aeglos: Hahahaha
- Yusaniz Venrila: So let's say
- Aeglos: What's about it l
- Yusaniz Venrila: I mistake another person's machine beep for my own
- Aeglos: Ok
- Aeglos: Are you at work now.
- Aeglos: ?
- Yusaniz Venrila: No
- Yusaniz Venrila: But
- Yusaniz Venrila: If you scan their store UPC, it gives you the manufacturing code
- Aeglos: Ok
- Yusaniz Venrila: If you scan their manufacturing one
- Yusaniz Venrila: It gives you the store one
- Yusaniz Venrila: And sometimes they don't have one or the other, or one is stickered over the ohter
- Yusaniz Venrila: So you haven o fucking clue
- Yusaniz Venrila: That's what's so fucking dumb
- Yusaniz Venrila: We can't check the fucking product
- Yusaniz Venrila: They
- Aeglos: Yeah same shit happens here sometimes
- Yusaniz Venrila: "Ububububu recount"
- Yusaniz Venrila: Which
- Yusaniz Venrila: Obviously we don't want to
- Yusaniz Venrila: 1: It's hot as hell
- Yusaniz Venrila: 2: IT takes FOREVER because we have to do it one by one
- Yusaniz Venrila: 3: Their store employees recount so lazily and they don't listen to me
- Yusaniz Venrila: Like
- Yusaniz Venrila: Remember when Rakesia was ignored by Miss Warren?
- Aeglos: When we do our monthly inventory the lady that came in was like "where dafuq is dis dayum tag!?" all the time
- Yusaniz Venrila: This store manager bitch did that to me
- Yusaniz Venrila: Lmao
- Yusaniz Venrila: Like
- Aeglos: Hahaha
- Yusaniz Venrila: They recounted wrong because they didn't know where I started counting
- Yusaniz Venrila: I walk up
- Yusaniz Venrila: "I started here, ended -"
- Aeglos: Did you drop a TV on her head
- Yusaniz Venrila: Bitch walks away
- Yusaniz Venrila: Goes to get the manager
- Yusaniz Venrila: I was swearing loudly by the other bitch
- Yusaniz Venrila: She gave me a wide-eyed look and shrugged
- Yusaniz Venrila: It was a lower-level manager though, not the store manager bitch who said if we half a produict off we have to redo the whole store
- Aeglos: Your job sounds like it sucks
- Aeglos: Fuck all those nIgers
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