I played indoor footie after work as a last minute thing. One of the regs had to drop out so I filled in.

I had no gear in with me but managed to scrape enough things together to keep nets for the hour. I played well and made a few genuine pals.

Anyway, after the match we all went to the changing rooms. I'll be honest, this was new to me. Growing up I never played sports much so I wasn't sure of football changing room protocol.

Gary was the first to strip. He was as brazen as they come. Stark, bollock naked he strolled around the room. By the time he had showered and dressed himself I was still sat there clutching my towel. 'You not gonna get showered then Marbs?' one of the lads said. I was a marked man. Donal piles in with 'come on then fat lad, show us what you're hiding'.

I stand up and take my begin to unbutton my shirt. I get half way down the buttons and start on my trousers. I have a quick look around. Most of the lads are busy doing their own thing but Gary is staring at me. He's smiling. 'Keep cool Marbs' I tell myself. I drop pants to signal my intent. I'm growing in confidence.

The shirt comes off. My bare torso almost fills the room. I'm getting cocky now. 'Right, lets get some shower bants going' I exclaim. Nobody says a word but I march off to the showers anyway, head cocked back. My towel is wrapped barely above my crack. I don't care a jot. I'm comfortable and the room knows it.

I take the shower head next to Donals and try to get the bants going. 'Call that a cock?' I shout. It echoes througout the changing room so much that I laugh when I hear it again. 'You've been merked twice there Donnie' I say.

Gary comes back. I don't understand this. Gary has already showered. 'Gary, you've already showered' I say. 'Just relax, we're all mates here' he says. Barry is next in followed by Kevin. It's all getting a little shawshank. I quickly shampoo and rinse. I'm getting out of here.

'Not so quick' Gary says. I'm genuinely fearful for my ringpeice. A circle gathers. Donal pulls me to one side. He puts his arm over my shoulder. Kevin is on my other side. He holds me. I'm confused but not resisting. It's a team huddle. In the showers. With 4 other naked blokes. I'm embarrassed by my body and Gary notices this. 'Look at me fella. You're beautiful'. I'm touched and scared at the same time.

I drop my knees. I fill my mouth with Donals penis.