Magical Burst: Session 17: Seedy Practices

Never tell your password to anyone.
Sunday, March 02, 2014
7:57 PM - Sarah Salem entered chat.
8:01 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: Where are the other shitlords?
8:01 PM - Sarah Salem: no idea
8:01 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Appy-kun Bighuge: who cares
8:01 PM - Smas entered chat.
8:01 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Appy-kun Bighuge: :v
8:01 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Appy-kun Bighuge: get on teamspeak
8:01 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Appy-kun Bighuge: teamspeak is fun
8:02 PM - Sarah Salem: i would but im not on my computer
8:02 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: Im in
8:02 PM - Sarah Salem: sorry yo
8:02 PM - Smas: give me a moment
8:03 PM - animebabe has been invited to chat.
8:03 PM - KBz | NicoleFancy has been invited to chat.
8:04 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Appy-kun Bighuge: come on plebs teamspeak
8:04 PM - Frigs has been invited to chat.
8:05 PM - Smas: I've gotta get everything moved, give me a moment
8:05 PM - Sarah Salem: ill come in, but i wont be talking i guess
8:05 PM - Sarah Salem: lemme install it on here
8:05 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Appy-kun Bighuge: https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m67wbmRNL41r5zq6ao1_r1_500.gif
8:06 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Appy-kun Bighuge: http://i.imgur.com/r4LWBQz.gif
8:07 PM - Sarah Salem: wat
8:07 PM - Sarah Salem: that last one
8:07 PM - KBz | NicoleFancy entered chat.
8:08 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Appy-kun Bighuge: http://i.imgur.com/TnP9Jra.gif
8:08 PM - KBz | NicoleFancy disconnected.
8:08 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Appy-kun Bighuge: http://i.imgur.com/62ovHkQ.gif
8:08 PM - animebabe entered chat.
8:10 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Appy-kun Bighuge: http://i.imgur.com/Kkaf4XT.jpg
8:10 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Appy-kun Bighuge: I don't feel like GMing today
8:10 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Appy-kun Bighuge: so Jen-chan can take over
8:10 PM - KBz | NicoleFancy entered chat.
8:10 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Appy-kun Bighuge: Jen-chan, take it away
8:10 PM - animebabe: Hi
8:11 PM - Exreme Rage Intensity: hello
8:11 PM - Sarah Salem: pfft
8:11 PM - Sarah Salem: sup jenny
8:11 PM - animebabe: Hiiii Caaaleb!
8:20 PM - Sarah Salem: ((we're /all/ broken))
8:20 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Appy-kun Bighuge has changed their name to Doesn't Want to Contract Today.
8:20 PM - Sarah Salem: ((oh yeah, nicoles the one who got off with no repercussions :v))
8:23 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: kiu,l.hjm,ntyjuk,yjuk,mhkmu,y
8:23 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: games over u win
8:23 PM - Exreme Rage Intensity: (yay)
8:23 PM - Sarah Salem: ((u did it!!!1))
8:23 PM - Exreme Rage Intensity: (congratulations)
8:25 PM - Sarah Salem: ((wat))
8:25 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: so satoya was broken
8:25 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: sarah was broken
8:25 PM - Sarah Salem: hi
8:25 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: eri and eve were trapped and brokenish
8:25 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: and val is val
8:31 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: You're in a hospital room
8:31 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: When looking into the room
8:31 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: Sarah is in the bed on the far left, Princess is in the middle, and Satoya is on the right
8:32 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: Satoya is confined for observation after her blood-foaming incident
8:32 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: and surrounded by flowers, cat plushies and other such commodities
8:33 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: Sarah is mostly strung up in a similar manner to Princess, who I must implicitly state is wearing half of a theater mask and has been since all of your previous interactions during the incident in Mr A's office
8:33 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: since I never really mentioned anything about it before
8:34 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: Are there any papers? Or at least a card or something I could repurpose
8:34 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: sure
8:34 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: a stack of love letters
8:34 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: from your husbando
8:34 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: all handwritten with his love
8:34 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: Letters? I take the envelope then, dont want to ruin purrfectly good letters :3
8:35 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: Princess is asleep
8:35 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: Can I write something on it, fold it into a paper airplane, and throw it?
8:35 PM - Frigs entered chat.
8:35 PM - Frigs disconnected.
8:37 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: You can
8:37 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: or you can get up
8:37 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: there are pens somewhere I guess you can write with
8:37 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: or you can just get up and talk
8:37 PM - Frigs entered chat.
8:37 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: to whoever
8:37 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: I get up and walk ovfur to Sarah
8:40 PM - Sarah Salem: I look at the approaching murderous felesbian
8:40 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: "So, mew think you can try and kill me like that! I may have gone ovfurboard, but if you tried any harder, I'm pawsitive my head would have exploded!"
8:41 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: uh
8:41 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: sarah can't walk
8:41 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: oh whoops nevermind
8:41 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: still can't walk tho
8:41 PM - Sarah Salem: ((can i even talk))
8:43 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: ys
8:43 PM - Sarah Salem: ((or are my jaws shattered n shit))
8:43 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: yes you can talk
8:44 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: The firecat is sleeping curled on Princess
8:44 PM - Sarah Salem: "I did not mean to cause that much damage."
8:44 PM - Sarah Salem: "At least you can move."
8:45 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: "Barely, it hurts to do anything, at least broken bones heal! I think I might have brain damage!"
8:47 PM - Eve Ishi: (( omg ))
8:49 PM - Sarah Salem: "I really wasn't trying to permanently damage you. I panicked."
8:50 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: You hear some mumbling interspaced with words you can pick out, such as "cunt" "fucks" and "cunts"
8:51 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: "Well, I didn't mean to break you either, I freaked out, it still happened, and I know you're still angry!"
8:51 PM - KBz | NicoleFancy has changed their name to "Valerie".
8:53 PM - Sarah Salem: "Wouldn't you be? But I think we both made mistakes. Huge mistakes."
8:53 PM - "Valerie" has changed their name to Valentine.
8:54 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: "At least we can agree on that"
8:55 PM - Sarah Salem: "It was my fault, wasn't it?"
8:55 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: "I would certainly say so"
8:58 PM - Sarah Salem: "...I apologize. I didn't want everything to turn out, well, like this."
8:59 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: "You be- Wait, what. You're apologizing, to me?"
9:00 PM - Valentine: Valentine walks through the door with a basket full of tuna and another willed with the most expensive apple sauce. "I'm not sure what you could have so i got u mush" She says as she smiled at Sarah
9:00 PM - Sarah Salem: "Um, yes. It was all my fault, wasn't it?"
9:03 PM - Sarah Salem: "Oh, thank you?"
9:04 PM - Valentine: "It was the most expensive ones on the market"
9:05 PM - Sarah Salem: "You didn't need to spend so much. The hospital provides food."
9:05 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: "We were talking." I steal both baskets
9:06 PM - Sarah Salem: ((shit brb))
9:06 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: I shush Sarah as I open a can of tuna.
9:07 PM - Valentine: "I got you the tuna you love so much"
9:08 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: I look at her with hateful eyes as I nom the contents of the can
9:09 PM - Sarah Salem: "But...I don't even like tuna that much."
9:09 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: I point at val with a frown. "Get her food she likes before I break you"
9:10 PM - Valentine: Val sits next to Satoyas bed and looks at the shower of gifts her brother sent "Wait. what?
9:10 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: "Shh, food for Sarah, now"
9:12 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: I inspect the jar of frufru apple sauce before opening it and looking down at Sarah. "Hungry? This is all we got, unless you wanna share the tuna"
9:12 PM - Sarah Salem: ((frufru))
9:13 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: ((Rich people apple sauce))
9:13 PM - Valentine: (it has flakes of gold)
9:13 PM - Sarah Salem: "That'd be nice, thank you."
9:13 PM - Sarah Salem: ((fuckin here comes the airplane))
9:13 PM - Sarah Salem: ((jam the spoon in the eye))
9:13 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: ((There's a worse way to do this))
9:13 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: ((And that's mouth to mouth transfer to avoid eye injury))
9:13 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: spoonfeeding sarah?
9:13 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: roll finesse
9:14 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: ((INSTEAD, LETS ROLL FINESSE))
9:14 PM - Sarah Salem: ((this is going to go terribly))
9:15 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: 10
9:15 PM - Sarah Salem: ((...))
9:15 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: ((Sorry bby))
9:15 PM - Sarah Salem: ((there goes my eye))
9:15 PM - Sarah Salem: ((rip depth perception))
9:15 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: gj 10
9:15 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: 10 stays
9:15 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: FUCK
9:16 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: You go to spoonfeed sarah
9:16 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: and your hand shakes because Val bumps into you
9:16 PM - Sarah Salem: ((all vals fault))
9:16 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: and applesauce falls onto Sarah's tits
9:16 PM - Sarah Salem: ((AS USUAL))
9:16 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: ((I GOT THIS))
9:16 PM - Sarah Salem: ((wait a second goddammit))
9:16 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: of the thin hospital gown
9:16 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: Like a good caretaker, I go to clean the stain
9:17 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: WITH HER TONGUE
9:17 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: finesse!
9:17 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: 9
9:18 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: You go to lick everywhere around her tits EXCEPT the applesauce
9:18 PM - Sarah Salem: "Um..."
9:18 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: "Whoops, stupid lack of depth perception!"
9:18 PM - Valentine: Val is happy takeing picutes
9:18 PM - Sarah Salem: "...What the /hell/ are you doing?"
9:18 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: "Trying to uh, clean up the mess!"
9:18 PM - Valentine: "Makeing me more money"
9:19 PM - Sarah Salem: "You could try, um, a napkin."
9:19 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: Sarah's thin hospital gown is now saturated with saliva
9:20 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: "Shh, silly purreople, all you need for purrsonal hygenie is a nice tongue!"
9:20 PM - Valentine: "But i cant sell napkin wipes"
9:20 PM - Valentine: *I
9:20 PM - Valentine: can't
9:21 PM - Sarah Salem: I wiggle my elongated tongue.
9:21 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: ((I dont know if thats encouragement or discouragement))
9:21 PM - Sarah Salem: ((neither, stop salivating over me))
9:22 PM - Sarah Salem: ((lets say it's "stop that"))
9:22 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: I pull away mumbling, having only making the mess worse. "Alright alright, pawry!"
9:22 PM - Sarah Salem: ((here lemme help))
9:22 PM - Sarah Salem: "Just use the napkin, please."
9:22 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: I napkin the tits
9:24 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: You do so
9:24 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: without the need to finesse, fail and end up groping her ass
9:24 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: D:
9:24 PM - Valentine: Val is severely disappointed and puts her phone away
9:24 PM - Sarah Salem: "Thank you."
9:24 PM - Sarah Salem: ((how would you even))
9:24 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: "I uh, you're welcome?"
9:24 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: very carefully
9:26 PM - Sarah Salem: "Um..." I look back and forth from Val to Satoya. "So, no more maiming each other?"
9:26 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "If there's going to be any maiming I plan to be involved."
9:27 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: "Deal, I guess"
9:27 PM - Valentine: Val smiles "No more harm, no more foul"
9:27 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: Princess said
9:27 PM - Sarah Salem: ((yeah we got that i think))
9:27 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: just making sure
9:28 PM - Sarah Salem: "I'm glad we could settle that."
9:28 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: We ignore her
9:28 PM - Sarah Salem: I ignore Princess.
9:28 PM - Sarah Salem: ((hey, hivemind))
9:28 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: "...Wanna try the applesauce again?
9:29 PM - Sarah Salem: "...Do you think you can deliver it correctly?"
9:30 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: "I'll try!"
9:30 PM - Sarah Salem: "Go for it."
9:31 PM - Sarah Salem: ((she probably is a flaming homo bitch))
9:31 PM - Sarah Salem: ((shes also cold as ice so theres that))
9:34 PM - Valentine: Val walks over to princess and says "I got you something too, I know you hate us  and we hate you too, but maybe if you were happy you would be less of a bitch. Maybe a smile can fix your chronic bitch face." She hands princess a golden necklace with a working lighter on it. Then she hands her cat a flame retardant toy mouse that jingles
(lok like dis:http://www.veranda.com/cm/veranda/images/antiques-lighters-1108-7_lg-17476331.jpg)
9:34 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: I feed Sarah the applesauce
9:34 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: :3
9:35 PM - Sarah Salem: ((i doubt princess wants to make friends with us, lets be honest))
9:36 PM - Exreme Rage Intensity: ((well, it'd help if your peace offering didn't involve calling her a bitch :u))
9:36 PM - Sarah Salem: I accept the frufru applesauce.
9:36 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: "There, I may have broken you, but I will do my best to take care of you until you're better!"
9:36 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: I pat Sarah's broken little head
9:36 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: :V
9:36 PM - Eve Ishi: (( jesus ))
9:37 PM - Sarah Salem: "Um, thank you."
9:37 PM - Sarah Salem: ((fuckin frufru))
9:37 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: Princess looks at the necklace
9:37 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: holding it with the one working arm
9:37 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: and the fireicecat starts pawing around the little toy
9:38 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: "You're welcome!" she says, seemingly forgetting that this is the girl that broke her
9:38 PM - Sarah Salem: ((a cat curled up with me just now))
9:38 PM - Sarah Salem: ((shes watching the screen :3))
9:39 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: ((Its a sign))
9:40 PM - Too Obsessed With Burst!: ((ew you got nasty cat hair on you now))
9:42 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: Princess looks at the gifts but says nothing
9:43 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: "So, how long are we stuck in here again?"
9:43 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "Too fucking long."
9:44 PM - Sarah Salem: "They never said."
9:44 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: "Nyaw..."
9:44 PM - Valentine: Val shrugs at Princess and turns back to her money makers- um she means friends
9:44 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: I hop in bed with Sarah. "Welp, we have a lot of time to kill, what's on your mind?"
9:46 PM - Eve Ishi: (( BBD SENPAI FOR FIRST BLACK MAGICAL GIRL MAKE IT HAPPEN ))
9:46 PM - Exreme Rage Intensity: ((YES BBD SENPAI MUST BE ALIVE))
9:48 PM - Sarah Salem: "Well, I was thinking that I might split off from the other girls."
9:49 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: "And why would you do that to us?"
9:50 PM - Sarah Salem: "I'd rather not get everyone tangled in what I'm doing. I've already caused a massive explosion and created a huge riot without meaning to."
9:51 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: "Hey, I've killed people too, and wrecked buildings and cars!"
9:52 PM - Sarah Salem: "Well, what if I catch one of us in the blast?"
9:52 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: "We just have to keep eachother in check!"
9:52 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: "Like this!" I blow off my Heart OC, Dan, decide what to do
9:53 PM - Sarah Salem: ((jesus take the wheel))
9:53 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: I GO OVER AND MACK ON PRINCESS
9:54 PM - Valentine: Val nearly faiints but takes lots of pictures
9:54 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: She's broken, and'll probably kill me
9:54 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: CHANGE OF PLANS
9:54 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: I TACKLEHUG VALENTINE AND GO TO TOWN ON HER LIPS
9:54 PM - Valentine: jovb;ZUDGH
9:54 PM - Valentine: S"DPGOJz'dgps
9:54 PM - Valentine: zdfdhkfhjsdf;zhykyxfhlf
9:55 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: val should probably roll physical to get satoya off her
9:55 PM - Valentine: Val spazzes franticly
9:55 PM - Sarah Salem: ((last time i did this, i lost the ability to move))
9:55 PM - Sarah Salem: ((and you got drain bamage))
9:55 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: ((Shh))
9:57 PM - Valentine: 10
9:57 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: 10
9:57 PM - Sarah Salem: I look around awkwardly as the two struggle on the ground together.
9:57 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: You both equally struggle
9:58 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: accomplishing nothing but rolling on the floor
9:58 PM - Valentine: Vals nose starts bleeding as she fights
9:58 PM - Sarah Salem: "...How is this supposed to keep me 'in check'?"
9:58 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: you roll into Princess' bed and jostle her around
9:59 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: WE ROLL OVER PRINCESS
9:59 PM - Sarah Salem: ((i'd help but im broken))
9:59 PM - Sarah Salem: ((stop fucking breaking princess i have to murder her later))
9:59 PM - Valentine: Val tosses her phone to Sarah "RECORD THIS!"
10:00 PM - Sarah Salem: ((you threw a phone at someone who cant move her arms))
10:01 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: 10
10:04 PM - Sarah Salem: ((you guys are terrible at reading comprehension))
10:05 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: Val kicks Satoya off and into a wall
10:09 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: She squeals as she hits the wall
10:09 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: "Meowch!"
10:09 PM - Valentine: Val wipes the blood from her nose as she gets up "what the actual fuck"
10:10 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: "I was just demonstration to Sarah how to handle emotional ovfurcharge!"
10:10 PM - Valentine: "YOU WERE NOT. You just wanted to mack on other chicks, including your sister"
10:11 PM - Sarah Salem: "I think I've witnessed it firsthand plenty of times."
10:11 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: "Okay, shh, maybe I had some to blow off! Cant hold it in, I dont want to make a youma!"
10:12 PM - Sarah Salem: "Is that what happens?"
10:12 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: "Yes, if unchecked!'
10:12 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: "That why I was always kissing you, hehe, pawry about that by the way"
10:12 PM - Valentine: "That explains why I i had the monster come out of me earlier"
10:13 PM - Sarah Salem: ((its mostly me who is a horribly monster))
10:13 PM - Sarah Salem: ((changes are fun!))
10:13 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: I scampurr ovfur back to Sarah and get back into bed with her :3
10:14 PM - Sarah Salem: "It's fine, I suppose."
10:14 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: "Well, it wasnt fine when you supplexed me!"
10:15 PM - Sarah Salem: "I apologize as well, I don't really enjoy being tackled."
10:16 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: "So, what you're saying is, I'm okay as long as I don't tackle you?" Cue raising of an eyebrow
10:18 PM - Sarah Salem: I blush. "If it, um, prevents more monsters from being made, I guess?"
10:18 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: "In that case, this is fur your own safety!"
10:18 PM - Sarah Salem: ((princess is probably wishing she had working legs))
10:18 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: Satoya goes in for the macking
10:18 PM - Valentine: Val sits in the chair next to Princess, officially scared of Satoya
10:19 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "You're all fucking retards."
10:20 PM - Sarah Salem: I ignore ye bitch, again.
10:20 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: ((But not Satoya? :V))
10:20 PM - Sarah Salem: ((huh?))
10:20 PM - Sarah Salem: ((wait wtf))
10:20 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: ((Satoya is macking on Sarah))
10:20 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: ((:V))
10:21 PM - Sarah Salem: (( :v ))
10:21 PM - Sarah Salem: I return said macking, then :v
10:22 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: ":|"
10:22 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: ">:["
10:22 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: I raise the middle finger in Princess's general direction
10:22 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: To add insult to injury
10:22 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: The icekitty looks up from its toy and looks at you
10:22 PM - Sarah Salem: ((she''s going to murder you and doublemurder me))
10:22 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: the flames on it get about a foot higher
10:23 PM - Sarah Salem: ((MAKE OUT WHATS GOING ON))
10:23 PM - Sarah Salem: ((FRIGS NO))
10:23 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: We can't see, obviously, doing more important things
10:24 PM - Sarah Salem: (('more important'))
10:24 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: ((Like each other))
10:24 PM - Eve Ishi: (( wait why frigs no ))
10:24 PM - Sarah Salem: ((i walked into that wow))
10:25 PM - Sarah Salem: ((because of what you said gj nvm))
10:26 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: ((Also, I believe this warrants another relationship point :V))
10:26 PM - Eve Ishi: (( I love you dat bby im sry ))
10:26 PM - Exreme Rage Intensity: ((while you guys are having fun, me and eve just got 13 oblivions seeds c:))
10:26 PM - Eve Ishi: (( data* ))
10:30 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: I decide to pull away from Sarah, having proven my point
10:30 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: "Aha, so it's not just fur preventing youma!"
10:30 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: fine
10:31 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: you guys now have 2 relationship points
10:31 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: total that is
10:31 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: ((SAROYA HYPETRAIN ALL ABOARD))
10:32 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "Hey, bitch," she looks at Val
10:32 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "Get me a bucket. I'm going to vomit."
10:32 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "No seriously I'm going to vomit get a bucket"
10:32 PM - Sarah Salem: "Um. It is, but I assumed I had to uh, cooperate."
10:33 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: "Nyaw, someone's jealous that they don't have a magical girlfriend! You're going to die alone, crazy firecat lady!"
10:33 PM - Sarah Salem: ((pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft))
10:33 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: she holds a hand to her mouth as her cheeks puff out
10:33 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: and you hear an unsettling gurgle
10:33 PM - Sarah Salem: ((ice burn))
10:34 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: ((Not going to correct her on the magical girlfriend part? ;3))
10:34 PM - Sarah Salem: ((i was trapped into this))
10:34 PM - Sarah Salem: ((i feel half-tricked))
10:34 PM - Valentine: Val runs for a bucket
10:34 PM - Valentine: and sprints with all her might to Princess
10:35 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: fine, you're so adamant about it
10:35 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: roll physical to grab bucket quick
10:35 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: congrats
10:35 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: you failed
10:35 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: 9
10:35 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: absolutely atrocious
10:35 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: you run back into the room with a  bucket
10:36 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: trip
10:36 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: and princess vomits on your back as the bucket rolls away
10:36 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: but it's no ordinary vomit!
10:36 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: it's fire
10:36 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: with chunks of ice
10:36 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: being shot out with the force of a strong hailstorm
10:36 PM - Sarah Salem: ((does she have technicolor whatever))
10:36 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: not quite
10:37 PM - Valentine: Valentine screams and runs around in circles
10:37 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: but Val's back is now on fire
10:37 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: :V
10:37 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: Satoya points and laughs
10:38 PM - Valentine: Val runs into Satoya and accidentally tackles her.
10:38 PM - Sarah Salem: ((i'm in the same bed))
10:38 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: you run into the bed with sarah and satoya
10:38 PM - Sarah Salem: ((you're really making a good attempt at murdering me))
10:38 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: ((If you break my Sarah I end you))
10:38 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: while you're on fire
10:38 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: Hmm
10:38 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: Can I break her legs on the spot?
10:38 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage: Make her drop?
10:39 PM - Sarah Salem: ((ok stop breaking people omg))
10:39 PM - Satoya Taji Has Drain Bamage left chat.
10:41 PM - Valentine: Val runs to the wall where there is a fire alarm
10:41 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: actuallyyyy
10:41 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: finesse roll to spot fire alarm in your panic
10:41 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: c:
10:41 PM - Exreme Rage Intensity: (guys, use the fire safety tips I taught you guys)
10:41 PM - Sarah Salem: ((i dont think we listened to them))
10:41 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: you spot a fire alarm
10:41 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: head first
10:42 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: you pull it
10:42 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: and sprinklers go on
10:42 PM - Sarah Salem: ((you can leave, i wanna talk to princess anyway))
10:43 PM - Valentine left chat.
10:43 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: Valentine is carted off to burn treatment
10:44 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "Well then, cunt. Just us."
10:44 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "Can you just die now and save me the trouble?
10:44 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "
10:46 PM - Sarah Salem: "No, but everyone else is making a good try at killing me."
10:47 PM - Sarah Salem: "Now, want to tell me who 'he' is? I heard you, earlier."
10:49 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: Her face goes white
10:49 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: She says in a dangerously low whisper, "Nobody YOU need to know about."
10:50 PM - Eve Ishi: (( ohmai ))
10:50 PM - Eve Ishi: (( plot ))
10:51 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: something we haven't forwarded in 3 games
10:51 PM - Sarah Salem: "Most likely not. But I want to know."
10:52 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "You've already met him. And broke his window. And got him mad at me. Ring any fucking bells?"
10:53 PM - Sarah Salem: "You broke the window, actually. So why is he so important to you?"
10:54 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: you want to get her to talk you should roll social c:
10:54 PM - Sarah Salem: fuk
10:54 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: I am da king
10:55 PM - Sarah Salem left chat.
10:55 PM - Sarah Salem entered chat.
10:55 PM - Sarah Salem: i got a whole 11
10:55 PM - Sarah Salem: c:
10:56 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: you sorta I guess get her a little talkative
10:57 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: at least gives you an opening for another one a bit later
10:57 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "He's important to be because he isn't a cunt, like you."
11:00 PM - Sarah Salem: "I have a feeling there aren't many people who are imporatnt to you."
11:00 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "Hmph."
11:01 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: She pets her cat, which is bouncing the mouse given by Val between its paws
11:02 PM - Sarah Salem: "You could tell me or I could start guessing, it's your choice."
11:04 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "You're mentally impaired if you can't figure out who I'm referring to."
11:05 PM - Sarah Salem: "I meant your relationship to him. Mr. 'A', was it?"
11:06 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "Hmph."
11:06 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: it's anime they make "tch"like sounds alot
11:07 PM - Sarah Salem: "I'm just curious, you do not seem like the type to cry."
11:08 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: you can try another social to get her to open up more c:
11:08 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "And why do you care?"
11:08 PM - Sarah Salem: will do
11:08 PM - Sarah Salem: wow, 10, even worse
11:08 PM - Sarah Salem: can i luck that?
11:08 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: sure
11:09 PM - Sarah Salem: ok i do, then
11:09 PM - Sarah Salem: idk what luck does
11:09 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: can add 3, add 1d6, or reroll the roll entirely
11:09 PM - Sarah Salem: i'll add 3
11:09 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: so 13?
11:09 PM - Sarah Salem: "Like I said, I'm just curious."
11:09 PM - Sarah Salem: ye
11:09 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: better
11:12 PM - Sarah Salem: ((brb))
11:13 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: whoops forgot to hit enter
11:13 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "He's..."
11:14 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "He's... the only one who cares. He took me in and gave me something to do. Something to point my rage at."
11:14 PM - Sarah Salem: "Hm?"
11:14 PM - Sarah Salem: ((ignore that))
11:16 PM - Sarah Salem: "I see. Would that be hunting youma?"
11:16 PM - Sarah Salem: ((social roll again?))
11:17 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: nah, not yet I suppose
11:17 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: not really personal enough
11:17 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "Partly."
11:18 PM - Sarah Salem: "What is the other part of it?"
11:18 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "He wanted the seeds, I got him the seeds. When I got him the seeds, he was happy."
11:19 PM - Sarah Salem: "Ohhh. That explains why you are so focused on them."
11:19 PM - Sarah Salem: "Don't you have your own wish to make?
11:19 PM - Sarah Salem: "
11:20 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: social roll!
11:20 PM - Eve Ishi left chat.
11:20 PM - Sarah Salem: 12
11:20 PM - Sarah Salem: that actually wasnt too shit
11:21 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "The only thing I want is... for him to care. And when I give him the seeds, he does care."
11:22 PM - Sarah Salem: "...I think we may have gotten off on the wrong foot."
11:23 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "Bit of a fucking understatement."
11:24 PM - Sarah Salem: "Definitely. But what does that man want Oblivion Seeds for?"
11:25 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "I don't know, and I don't care. It isn't my place to care."
11:25 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "Now you answer something for me. What the hell is the deal with you and that retarded cat?"
11:26 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: who is currently asleep on you
11:26 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: purring softly
11:27 PM - Sarah Salem: "Honestly? She has been pouncing on me since I met her."
11:29 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "Damn cats thinking they own every fucking thing they rub on."
11:29 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: icecat looks at Princess
11:29 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "Except you."
11:29 PM - Sarah Salem: ((hehe))
11:30 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: It puts a paw on her nose and you can almost imagine she smiled
11:30 PM - Sarah Salem: "She really is not THAT bad. Didn't you two work together at some point?"
11:32 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "The cat that makes contracts dragged her into my hospital room after your cunt ninja friend hurled me down that shaft."
11:33 PM - Exreme Rage Intensity: (yay I was referenced)
11:34 PM - Sarah Salem: "Oh. Did you make your contract with that cat?"
11:35 PM - Sarah Salem: ((idk))
11:35 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "Yeah, I did. There some other fuckin' talking animal walking around giving out magic?"
11:36 PM - Sarah Salem: "Actually, yes. A big raven, with a white beak. I made my contract with it."
11:36 PM - Sarah Salem: "The cat did not seem all too trustworthy."
11:37 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "Cat told me I could be stronger than everyone, my caretakers included. So I accepted."
11:38 PM - Sarah Salem: "It certainly felt like you were."
11:39 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "Been at this shit for a while."
11:40 PM - Sarah Salem: ((how long has it even been since we made our contracts?))
11:40 PM - Exreme Rage Intensity: ((for me, it's been about 2-3 months, but that's cuz I was magic before you guys))
11:40 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: There's been timejumps too
11:40 PM - Sarah Salem: ((yeah, i was referring more towards me and eve))
11:42 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "So there's a fucking rat with wings flapping around. Great."
11:43 PM - Sarah Salem: "Well, he volunteered info readily at least."
11:44 PM - Sarah Salem: "He even told us what he really is."
11:45 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "Well isn't that nice. I really don't care."
11:47 PM - Sarah Salem: I laugh. "What do you care about? Other than helping Mr. 'A', that is."
11:47 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "I just want to get Mr. A his seeds. Maybe he won't hate me anymore if I get him enough..."
11:47 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "And get him the metal back."
11:47 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "I'm still going to murder you, by the way."
11:49 PM - Sarah Salem: "You can try. I won't let you do it that easily."
11:49 PM - Sarah Salem: "That metal seems like it could be useful, and I am not about to part with it before I even experiment."
11:50 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "We could start the experiment with me caving your skull in with a bar of the stuff."
11:51 PM - Sarah Salem: "Oh, by the way. It cuts pretty easily with magical weapons."
11:51 PM - Sarah Salem: "I thought you may want to know."
11:51 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "Whips don't slice very well."
11:53 PM - Sarah Salem: "It's a shame you did not get a real weapon instead of a cheap torture tool."
11:54 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "It's been pretty damn effective."
11:54 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "Not to mention I can light it on fire."
11:55 PM - Sarah Salem: "That should help you stay warm while time is frozen."
11:56 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "You can freeze time, huh? You sure didn't use that when I was kicking your ass."
11:57 PM - Sarah Salem: "I did later when you got wiped out by a rabbit girl with a magic stick."
11:59 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "I was too busy pushing your shit in to care about her."
11:59 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "Why the fuck did you even bother fighting anyway? Mr. A wanted you to god damn work for him."
11:59 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "He probably would have paid your ungrateful ass."
Monday, March 03, 2014
12:00 AM - Sarah Salem: "Oh, yes, I'd LOVE to work with the girl who wants me dead."
12:00 AM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "He said himself your cunt ass wouldn't be working with me, and that you could even get your cunt friends in on the fucking fun."
12:01 AM - Sarah Salem: "I'd rather not be on a leash like you are."
12:02 AM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "It's because of YOU and your ASSHOLE FRIENDS that he doesn't care about me anymore. You fucked everything up for me... everything."
12:03 AM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "I wasn't ON a leash. I could have left any time."
12:03 AM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "But why leave when I had a house on tier 2 and all the money I could want?"
12:04 AM - Sarah Salem: "You know, you remind me of an attack dog. Overly aggressive, territorial, willing to do anything to please 'master'...should I go on?"
12:05 AM - Sarah Salem: "
12:05 AM - Sarah Salem: "You should get a pair of dog ears to round out our little group of animal-people."
12:06 AM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "You should go on to hell and get fucked by satan's flaming cock."
12:06 AM - Exreme Rage Intensity: (nice)
12:07 AM - Sarah Salem: "Did I possibly hit a nerve there?"
12:07 AM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "Not really, you're just a cunt."
12:07 AM - Sarah Salem: ((y-you too))
12:09 AM - Sarah Salem: "Only to you. And if you want to be the strongest, what is preventing you from killing Mr. A and taking over?"
12:10 AM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "I don't want to be the strongest. The power is great and all, but it's just what got Mr. A to pick me up in the first place. It's not the power I care about."
12:11 AM - Sarah Salem: "So you made a contract to get Mr. A to notice you?"
12:11 AM - Sarah Salem: ((notice me senpai))
12:12 AM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "Not really. At first, I just made the contract to vent. I beat the shit out of youma and that was that."
12:13 AM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "Then Mr. A's people picked me up. Promised me some money and a nice place to stay. Better than the streets or an orphanage."
12:13 AM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "And what about you? Why did you get into this magic shit?"
12:14 AM - Sarah Salem: "Um." I pause to think.
12:15 AM - Sarah Salem: "I just felt like I should."
12:16 AM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "Yeah, bullshit."
12:18 AM - Sarah Salem: I nod.
12:19 AM - Sarah Salem: "It is."
12:19 AM - Sarah Salem: ((brb))
12:20 AM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: maybe we should just stop here
12:20 AM - Sarah Salem: ((maybe))
12:20 AM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: I guess we can keep going
12:21 AM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: I mean next time the others will interrupt



~~Eri and Eve~~

8:38 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: so
8:38 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: you guys were in funtimeland
8:39 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: and we finished last time with Eri standing up and saying something dumb
8:39 PM - Exreme Rage Intensity: (yup, sounds about right)
8:39 PM - Eve Ishi: (( mmyup ))
8:40 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: so uh, initative
8:40 PM - Eve Ishi: (( 2d6+ physical yes? ))
8:40 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: yes
8:41 PM - Eve Ishi: (( 16 )
8:42 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: yay
8:42 PM - Eve Ishi: (( c: ))
8:43 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: Magician Magical Girl has an 11, fuckstronk youma has 15
8:43 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: Eri
8:43 PM - Exreme Rage Intensity: ((I could call up Val/Shosuke, if I have their number))
8:43 PM - Exreme Rage Intensity: ((it'd give her something to do :u))
8:44 PM - Eve Ishi: (( So it goes me, youma, eri, magician? ))
8:45 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: yes
8:45 PM - animebabe has been invited to chat.
8:45 PM - animebabe entered chat.
8:45 PM - Eve Ishi: (( kaaay ))
8:45 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: gogogogogogoogogogogogogogogogogogogogog
8:45 PM - Eve Ishi: (( I'm thinking :v ))
8:46 PM - Eve Ishi: (( so since this is kinda the same battle did we regen any health or final ability uses? ))
8:47 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: uh, sure
8:47 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: why not
8:47 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: fresh start
8:47 PM - Eve Ishi: (( kaay ))
8:47 PM - Eve Ishi: (( I'll just do a normal attack ))
8:47 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: so
8:47 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: punch it
8:48 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: punching things is always good
8:48 PM - Eve Ishi: (( 9 ))
8:49 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: are you rolling to cut it or something
8:49 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: and frig get in teamspeak
8:50 PM - Eve Ishi: (( yeah just cut and one sec ))
8:50 PM - Eve Ishi: (( assumin I'm in range ))
8:50 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: that was an atrocious roll in any event
8:50 PM - Eve Ishi: :c ))
8:50 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: you don't even pass its natural defense
8:51 PM - Eve Ishi: I'll take the fail ))
8:52 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: Eve, having regained her breath and standing on the vegetation platform she made
8:52 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: tries to cut the youma
8:52 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: and fails miserably
8:54 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: Next!
8:55 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: The youma turns its head and the heads that make up parts of its body to Eve, who is standing next to it, looking up at its many faces
8:55 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: terrified
8:55 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: It goes to punch you
8:55 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: 24!
8:55 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: actually that should be a 14
8:55 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: so 23
8:55 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: :3
8:57 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: Eve gets a punch to her everything
8:57 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: taking 9 damage
8:58 PM - Eve Ishi: *Eve yelps in pain because she sucks darn it Eve*
9:00 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: Magical magical girl's turn now!
9:00 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "OK, so the mistyltain kick always worked in the damn anime. Ow."
9:00 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: She says as she crawls out of the hole she was punched into again
9:01 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "Well then, I've got a few other tricks up my sleeve!"
9:02 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: She vanishes in another poof of thick white smoke, appearing on the oversized beast's shoulder
9:02 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "What's that in your ear?"
9:02 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: She handwaves a hand over an ear on the head of some random person that makes up the creatues head, and pulls out a knife
9:02 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: then she stabs it with the knife
9:04 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: It turns its head to face her
9:04 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "Aw crap."
9:05 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: Eri's go
9:06 PM - Exreme Rage Intensity: "Don't worry, I got this!" Eri uses her illusion skill to generate a copy of the titan monster, on the other side of the room.
9:06 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: roll for illusion
9:08 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: 17, you successfully create a titan
9:08 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: I guess you'll need to elaborate more on its appearence
9:08 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "titan" is hardly descriptive
9:09 PM - Exreme Rage Intensity: It's a copy of the monster we are fighting, but my illusion has nicer tits.
9:09 PM - Exreme Rage Intensity: cuz why not
9:10 PM - Eve Ishi: (( godamnit ))
9:11 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: works for me :v
9:11 PM - Exreme Rage Intensity: (oh yeah, counter form until further notice from me)
9:13 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: Eve's turn now
9:15 PM - Eve Ishi: (( oh right ))
9:15 PM - Eve Ishi: (( I'll roll for final impact ))
9:17 PM - Eve Ishi: ((15 ))
9:18 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: well you beat its nat defense by 1
9:18 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: gj
9:18 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: u hit
9:18 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: dmg
9:20 PM - Eve Ishi: (( 10 ))
9:20 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: yay u hit
9:21 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: doing 10 dmg
9:21 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: congrats
9:21 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: you do some supercool zelda spinattacks and jumpcuts and stuff
9:22 PM - Eve Ishi: (( woo ))
9:22 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: and it looks down at you as you stop, panting from the exertion
9:22 PM - Eve Ishi: (( fuck ))
9:22 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: it bleeds but that's about it
9:23 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: next~
9:23 PM - Exreme Rage Intensity: "Come on Eve, we've gotta do better than that!"
9:23 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: Youma's turn!
9:25 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: It looks to the giant titan duplicate of its self
9:25 PM - Eve Ishi: "I-I'm trying!"
9:25 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: and it leaps at the illusion, completely knocking the magical magical girl whose name I forgot off its shoulder
9:25 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: and she falls into the pit
9:26 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: managing to barely grab onto a pipe
9:28 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: Eri makes the illusion duplicate dodge sucessfully
9:29 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: The youma crashes into the wall and creates a large hole
9:29 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: Eri's turn now since she rolled higher than magical magical girl Shibata on initative
9:30 PM - Exreme Rage Intensity: Eri takes this newfound freetime to cast black body blade, as she waits for the youma's next move.
9:30 PM - Eve Ishi: (( get rekt youma scum ))
9:32 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: Shibata's turn
9:33 PM - Exreme Rage Intensity: "Hey... Shiba was it? We've got some time, so you got any battle plans that you'd like to discuss?"
9:34 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "An excellent question, loyal audience member! I do indeed have a plan to take this monstrosity down."
9:35 PM - Eve Ishi: "M-mind sharing your brilliant plan?"
9:35 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "CUT IT TO RIBBONS"
9:36 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: she jumps at it and goes to chainsaw it
9:36 PM - Eve Ishi: *Eve sighs*
9:36 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: Her chainsaw is caught in midair by its giant hand made of limbs with fingers that are arms
9:36 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: and it holds her above the pit, pinching her chainsaw that she's holding onto
9:37 PM - Eve Ishi: (( well shit ))
9:38 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "Well shit."
9:38 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: it drops her
9:38 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: physical to grab on again
9:39 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: And through some monumental bout of magical stupidity, physics breaks
9:40 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: and she revs her chainsaw, chainsawing one of the bars
9:40 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: the teeth on the chainsaw catch the bar's circular form
9:40 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: and this somehow makes her circle around the bar and then fire back up out of the pit on momentum alone
9:42 PM - Eve Ishi: (( fucking perfect ))
9:42 PM - Eve Ishi: (( I love this girl ))
9:45 PM - Eve Ishi: (( good teamwork eri c: ))
9:47 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: You wrap it with great stonking vines of clovers
9:47 PM - Eve Ishi: (( hell ye ))
9:47 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: now uh, youma's turn
9:49 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: It gives a screech like a banshee which is made up of a chorus of other voices
9:50 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: it fails to break the chains that bind it
9:51 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: Eri's turn
9:51 PM - Exreme Rage Intensity: Eri takes a stab at the pinned monster.
9:53 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: damage?
9:53 PM - Exreme Rage Intensity: 11
9:54 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: wowee
9:55 PM - Exreme Rage Intensity: 12, sorry
9:55 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: u go
9:55 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: cut the nigga good
9:55 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: cut em reeeeel gud
9:56 PM - Exreme Rage Intensity: "I WON'T LET YOU LEAVE!" Eri yells at the monster while she's cutting the monster up real good.
9:59 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: Shibata's turn
9:59 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "That's quite some talent you've got there. Maybe you could be my assistant if you keep it up!"
10:00 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "Mind if I make use of those binds?" She poofs another purple box around the bound youma
10:00 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "Now then, let's try this trick again, shall we?"
10:01 PM - Exreme Rage Intensity: "I'll be your lovely assistant!" Eri gets ready to assist.
10:01 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: She revs the chainsaw  and goes to cut the youma in its box
10:02 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: Eri poofs away in a cloud of white smoke and appears on the other side of the box from Shibata
10:02 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: her sword brandished over the box
10:02 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "Now then, on three! One, two...three!"
10:03 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: she saws the box on her half, while Eri slices on her end
10:03 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: 13 damage
10:03 PM - Eve Ishi: (( that was fucking rad ))
10:03 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: Eve's turn!
10:03 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: Go poke it in the eye or something
10:03 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: like a boring person who doesn't do cool magic
10:07 PM - Eve Ishi: (( 14 ))
10:07 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: 14 then, you hit
10:07 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: yay
10:07 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: damage bb
10:08 PM - Eve Ishi: 5 dmg
10:08 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: you give it what amounts to a papercut
10:08 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: or rather a lot of them
10:08 PM - Eve Ishi: "T-take that!"
10:09 PM - Exreme Rage Intensity: "... You're doing better."
10:09 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: roll finesse for spotting!
10:10 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: You all, Shibata included
10:10 PM - Eve Ishi: (( 15 ))
10:10 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: see a thin black necklace on the sand ramp in the shifting sands
10:10 PM - Eve Ishi: *Eve nods, smiling slightly at Eri*
10:10 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: it's about to fall down the pit
10:11 PM - Exreme Rage Intensity: "The Seeds! We need that to get everyone back!"
10:11 PM - Eve Ishi: *Eve atempts to grab it with a vine but rolls an 11 and fucks up*
10:12 PM - Eve Ishi: *but adds a luck because she's smart*
10:13 PM - Eve Ishi: *gimee dem seeds bish*
10:14 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: shame 14 isn't passing
10:14 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: c;
10:16 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: Shibata vanishes in another puff of smoke, appearing some way's up the ramp of sand
10:17 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: she then slides down to the necklace on her belly, arm outstretched to grab the seeds
10:17 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: meanwhile, Eve vines some, uh, vines up
10:17 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: and grabs the necklace
10:17 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: as Shibata grabs it too
10:18 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: Shibata and the necklace fall off the edge of the ramp and into the pit, the necklace still being clung to with vines
10:18 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: Eve, roll magic to have the vines not snap c:
10:18 PM - Eve Ishi: 13
10:21 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: The vine goes taught
10:22 PM - Eve Ishi: "I'm not a born fisher!"
10:22 PM - Eve Ishi: (( am I punny yet ))
10:22 PM - Exreme Rage Intensity: "Woah nelly, you got a big one!" Eri remarks.
10:23 PM - Eve Ishi: *Eve gives Eri a thumbs up on their joke*
10:24 PM - Eve Ishi: (( +1 to all support challenges ))
10:26 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: Youma not happy
10:26 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: youma smash
10:26 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: youma smash tiny vines
10:26 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: youma smash box
10:28 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: youma free
10:28 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: down the ramp pours a fleshy tidal wave of limbs and faces and other such bodily parts
10:28 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: that pours around the legs of the youma
10:28 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: and it absorbs the wave and gets bigger
10:29 PM - Exreme Rage Intensity: "... And it looks like our previous catch is getting unruly."
10:30 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: the chorus of banshee screeches is now several dozens of people louder
10:32 PM - Eve Ishi: (( well fuck ))
10:33 PM - Eve Ishi: *Eve sneezes in disgust*
10:34 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: Shibata looks at the beastie
10:34 PM - Exreme Rage Intensity: "Bless you." Eri mutters back to Eve.
10:34 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "Man, that is one ugly assistant."
10:36 PM - Eve Ishi: "T-thankyou."
10:37 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: Eri's turn, right
10:37 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: sorry
10:37 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: you're up Eri
10:37 PM - Exreme Rage Intensity: "Yeah, I think we need to trim a bit OFF THE TOP!"
10:38 PM - Eve Ishi: (( I love everything Eri says ))
10:38 PM - Exreme Rage Intensity: Eri jumpslashes the monster's face of faces.
10:38 PM - Exreme Rage Intensity: 27
10:39 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: wowza
10:39 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: damage bb
10:39 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: don't forget +4 from OC
10:41 PM - Exreme Rage Intensity: 9 damage
10:42 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: wee
10:42 PM - Exreme Rage Intensity: 10, forgot striker sorry bb
10:42 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: righto
10:42 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: NOW it's Shibata's turn
10:44 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: hmm
10:44 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: She pulls her wand out of her coat pocket
10:45 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: it's such a generic magic wand, like a black stick with two white caps on either end kind of generic
10:45 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: She points it at the youma
10:46 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "You're one unruly assistant. Here's a little trick I picked up from my teacher. Abraka-fuckyou!"
10:47 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: 28
10:47 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: The youma is sealed in a glass box entirely filled with water
10:47 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: water filled with sharks
10:47 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: and the water is electrified
10:48 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: electricity-proof sharks
10:48 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: electircity-proof MAGIC sharks
10:48 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: that start tearing chunks out of the youma as it drowns and is electrocuted
10:48 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: this is all while she's hanging onto the necklace of oblivion seeds
10:49 PM - Exreme Rage Intensity: "Oh, I like where this one is going." Eri leans against the wall to rest momentarilly.
10:49 PM - Eve Ishi: *Eve groansand hangs onto the vine*
10:50 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: The youma pounds on the glass
10:53 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: and cracks the glass
10:53 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: she does 21 to it
10:53 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: as the glass cracks further
10:55 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: it finally smashes the glass as the water and sharks pour down the pit
10:55 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: you hear a light pop
10:55 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: Shibata looks at the necklace that is supporting her weight
10:55 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: a single necklace
10:55 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: supporting an entire person's weight
10:56 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: you can imagine why this would cause issues
10:57 PM - Eve Ishi: (( yeee ))
10:57 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: The necklace snaps
10:57 PM - Eve Ishi: (( Well eve's gunna roll another sorcery check to pull them up ))
10:58 PM - Exreme Rage Intensity: ((we gotta reel her in))
10:58 PM - Eve Ishi: (( or not ))
10:58 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: and she's still holding onto her end of the strand
10:58 PM - Eve Ishi: (( or yes))
10:58 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: as it slips from the vine grasp
10:58 PM - Eve Ishi: (( am I doing this dan ))
10:58 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: go 4 it
10:58 PM - Exreme Rage Intensity: ((assist cuz this is important))
10:58 PM - Eve Ishi: 15
11:00 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: Your vines grab hold of her around the waist
11:00 PM - Exreme Rage Intensity: "Eve, reel her in!" Eri jumps over and begins to pull on the vine.
11:00 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: but you need to reel her in
11:00 PM - Eve Ishi: (( gg ))
11:00 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: physical rolls!
11:00 PM - Eve Ishi: (( 17 bby ))
11:00 PM - Exreme Rage Intensity: (16 dawg)
11:01 PM - Eve Ishi: (( get rekt ))
11:01 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: With a single hard yank, you completely bring her up to your level
11:01 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: then higher
11:01 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: really high
11:02 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: she's using the momentum run up the wall, then jumps off the wall, chainsaw revved
11:02 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: and springs off the wall into the youma
11:03 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "AND NOW FOR THE GRAND FINALE!"
11:03 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: You guys realize something
11:03 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: you never let go of the vine
11:04 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: and she tugs you along into the air with her
11:05 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: Her in the middle and with Eri and Eve flying on either side of her through magical air shenanigans that it's best to not think too hard about
11:05 PM - Eve Ishi: *Eve screams and has a sneezing fit similar to that of the theoretical omnipotent "master" of this "game"*
11:05 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: you all approach the youma and can strike
11:06 PM - Eve Ishi: 16 to hit
11:07 PM - Eve Ishi: 7 damage
11:07 PM - Exreme Rage Intensity: "THIS IS MORE LIKE IT!" Eri full drives and goes into the Attack stance, splitting her Sword in half, and taking a double swing.
11:08 PM - Eve Ishi: 9 damage
11:11 PM - Exreme Rage Intensity: 17 damage.
11:11 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: so you all get a total of a lot of damage
11:11 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: doing a special team attack
11:12 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: as she soars through the air, Shibata announces
11:12 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "A TRIFECTA OF MAGICAL OBLITERATION! MY MOST DARING TRICK YET! I, SHIBATA THE GREAT, WITH THE ASSISTANCE OF TWO LOVELY YOUNG LADIES, WILL END YOUR SUFFERING!"
11:12 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: you can feel free to shout really loud too
11:12 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: as you soar really slowly towards the youma so you have enough time to yell
11:13 PM - Exreme Rage Intensity: "YOUR REIGN OF TERROR ENDS TONIGHT YOU WITCH, AND YOU SHALL GIVE ME BACK MY KO!"
11:13 PM - Eve Ishi: "THIS IS THE WORST MAGIC TRICK EVER!"
11:15 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: You all land, blades thrust forward, into the fuckhuge youma on the front, left and right sides of its head
11:16 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: Shibata's chainsaw revs madly as it eats into the flesh of the face, Eve's scalpel cuts cleanly into her side, and Eri's twinswords jabs murderously into her side
11:16 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: You're now hanging off the youma like Eri was the wall when she stabbed it, with your feet making contact with the youma
11:16 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: there's an issue, you're now realizing
11:16 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: you can't pull your legs away
11:17 PM - Eve Ishi: (( eve cuts off all our lgs with surgical precision ))
11:18 PM - Eve Ishi: "W-w-whaaaaaat's happening!" *Eve trys to squirm off of the youma*
11:18 PM - Exreme Rage Intensity: "HA HA HA ha ha... huh?"
11:18 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: you sink into it
11:18 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: deeper and deeper
11:19 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: "Well shit, Shibata goes out not with a bang, but a whimper. A whimper of 'aw fuck.'"
11:19 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: You sink up to your chests into the fleshy mass, then entirely, and the world goes black
11:19 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: end session!
11:20 PM - Eve Ishi: gg
11:20 PM - Exreme Rage Intensity: gg you're gonna splode inside a monster
11:20 PM - Eve Ishi left chat.
11:22 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: and you're gonna release a monster
11:22 PM - Doesn't Want to Contract Today: inside a monster
11:22 PM - Exreme Rage Intensity: monster-ception~

~~END Eri and Eve~~


End session.