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Atlach-Nacha
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  1. [2018-07-13 18:08] *Deaths warden stretch
  2. [2018-07-13 18:17] *Atlach-Nacha dangle
  3. [2018-07-13 18:18] *Deaths warden Sweeps silent hill
  4. [2018-07-13 18:18] *Atlach-Nacha observes him run around with a broom like a good janitor. How diligent.
  5. [2018-07-13 18:20] *Deaths warden "I'm going to hit Alessa with this broom when I see her..damn monsters are running around this place all willy nilly makin messes..."
  6. [2018-07-13 18:21] Ari Satoya: Are you sure it's not Hatsune?
  7. [2018-07-13 18:21] Ari Satoya: She sheds like a German Shepherd.
  8. [2018-07-13 18:21] *Atlach-Nacha dindu nuffin. Whistles loudly.
  9. [2018-07-13 18:21] Deaths warden: No i'm putting that little girl in timeout
  10. [2018-07-13 18:22] Ari Satoya: Alexa
  11. [2018-07-13 18:22] Ari Satoya: Put yourself in time out.
  12. [2018-07-13 18:23] *Deaths warden places both his arms out to mimic the girls voice "Look at me, i'm burning'
  13. [2018-07-13 18:23] *Atlach-Nacha has had to add a chin strap to the floppy wizard hat so that it doesn't fall off when she's walking on the ceiling.
  14. [2018-07-13 18:24] *Atlach-Nacha has also learned to use the hat as a parachute when jumping off the clock tower. Big silk savings.
  15. [2018-07-13 18:27] *Ari Satoya had just been smoking weed behind the dumpster at school and pretending to be Hatsune.
  16. [2018-07-13 18:32] *Atlach-Nacha doesn't even know what weed is. She'll have some tough questions to answer at school later.
  17. [2018-07-13 18:33] *Deaths warden thinks these two do eachother no justice at being eachother
  18. [2018-07-13 18:33] Atlach-Nacha: [sub]All the weed she knows is the one growing on the attic, and that stuff is not for smoking. Found out the hard way.[/sub]
  19. [2018-07-13 18:35] Atlach-Nacha: Ari, let's step up our game. Teach me a growth spell.
  20. [2018-07-13 18:35] Deaths warden: fucking
  21. [2018-07-13 18:35] Deaths warden: [eicon]octagon[/eicon]
  22. [2018-07-13 18:37] Atlach-Nacha: I want to see my old home on Saturn and for that I'll have to stick up my head at least to the stratosphere.
  23. [2018-07-13 18:40] Ari Satoya: What? Uh-
  24. [2018-07-13 18:40] Ari Satoya: I can give you a spell scroll
  25. [2018-07-13 18:41] Ari Satoya: Can you even cast magic? Like, I can teach you spells but we can't start at square one.
  26. [2018-07-13 18:42] Deaths warden: Don't teach her magic
  27. [2018-07-13 18:43] Deaths warden: shes a fucking giant spider
  28. [2018-07-13 18:43] Ari Satoya: No, she wants to be a giant spider.
  29. [2018-07-13 18:43] Ari Satoya: Weren't you listening at all?
  30. [2018-07-13 18:43] Deaths warden: Have you ever put a mirror up to her face dummy?
  31. [2018-07-13 18:43] Atlach-Nacha: I don't have a mana pool or wherever it is you types pull your magic out of. I have to make human sacrifices to bend reality. So there are some extra logistics involved, but other than that, I can cast anything you can.
  32. [2018-07-13 18:44] Deaths warden: Hatsune show her your reflection!
  33. [2018-07-13 18:44] Ari Satoya: ...Yeah sure I'll write it out for you. What's your preferred language?
  34. [2018-07-13 18:46] Atlach-Nacha: I'd say Italian but since you don't know that eldritch tongue, we'll have to settle on R'lyehian. I suppose it's the lingua franca of our types on Earth.
  35. [2018-07-13 18:46] Ari Satoya: ...you prefer Italian over...
  36. [2018-07-13 18:46] *Ari Satoya rubs her temples.
  37. [2018-07-13 18:47] Atlach-Nacha: It's a bit more flowery than necessary, so it takes about 120 times more paper to write the same spell, but that's a part of the charm.
  38. [2018-07-13 18:48] *Deaths warden Fuckin carries his book off to his hiding spot in the hospital ..[sup]gonna do magic over there[/sup]
  39. [2018-07-13 18:48] *Ari Satoya is slowly losing her will to teach.
  40. [2018-07-13 18:48] Ari Satoya: Fine. Fine. I'm going to write it down in the book store.
  41. [2018-07-13 18:48] Atlach-Nacha: I see your point. Let's leave the fancy stuff for later.
  42. [2018-07-13 19:05] *Ari Satoya returns from the book store. Little journal in hand. "Here. Your spells."
  43. [2018-07-13 19:05] Ari Satoya: Have a blast, or something.
  44. [2018-07-13 19:05] Ari Satoya: I included my summoning circle if anything goes wrong but uh-- I don't pick up very often.
  45. [2018-07-13 19:10] *Atlach-Nacha receives the journal and flips through it in a skim. Elf magic, huh. She expected to hardly understand any of this, but most components are fairly familiar. "Thanks," she nods and clumsily straightens the floppy hat on her head. This is gonna be good.
  46. [2018-07-13 19:14] *Atlach-Nacha crawls back up on the clock tower to study.
  47. [2018-07-13 19:30] Ari Satoya: I included basically all the beginner stuff. Plus your request. I also included one that grows plants, so if you have tomato seeds have a blast but I doubt, heavily. [b]Heavily[/b] that it works around here.
  48. [2018-07-13 19:31] Atlach-Nacha: Great. I'll use that one back in the attic and end the world. Those weeds could probably even end the world at their normal size, if you let them spread, but with this...
  49. [2018-07-13 19:33] *Atlach-Nacha also imagines a tomato plant that produces hot air balloon-sized tomatoes.
  50. [2018-07-13 19:33] Ari Satoya: I have a vague feeling this is grossly irresponsible of me and would get me stripped of my title as Archmage of my clan. I guess I'll be responsible and step down; but I mean no one else is even alive from it. So once again-- I'm reelected my default.
  51. [2018-07-13 19:33] Ari Satoya: Happy to help.
  52. [2018-07-13 19:34] *Atlach-Nacha tips wizhat.
  53. [2018-07-13 19:34] Deaths warden: the youth just giving away magic
  54. [2018-07-13 19:41] Ari Satoya: Not everyone's a stingy old crony fat cat, Buster.
  55. [2018-07-13 19:41] Deaths warden: With magic you have to be Stingy you child, You just gave magic to a creature who knows little nothing about it because it's not in her nature.
  56. [2018-07-13 19:46] Ari Satoya: Oh please, her nature is fine. Don't be so racist. It's not about nature, it's about nurture.
  57. [2018-07-13 19:46] Ari Satoya: That and papa says she's fine.
  58. [2018-07-13 19:47] Deaths warden: Her nature is to eat sleep and breed.
  59. [2018-07-13 19:49] *Atlach-Nacha wonders what kind of criteria papa applies for judging people.
  60. [2018-07-13 19:53] Ari Satoya: Papa likes most people.
  61. [2018-07-13 19:53] Ari Satoya: And bridges.
  62. [2018-07-13 19:53] Deaths warden: who even is papa
  63. [2018-07-13 19:54] *Atlach-Nacha loves bridges. Is building one. Will get along with [s]grandpa[/s].
  64. [2018-07-13 19:54] Ari Satoya: Uh.
  65. [2018-07-13 19:54] *Ari Satoya think quick elf.
  66. [2018-07-13 19:55] Ari Satoya: Sog...Yo-thoth...
  67. [2018-07-13 19:55] Ari Satoya: Sogyo Thoth
  68. [2018-07-13 19:55] Ari Satoya: Soggy Thot, his college friends call him.
  69. [2018-07-13 19:56] Deaths warden: Oh wait..
  70. [2018-07-13 19:57] Deaths warden: nevermind i remember this god thing you spoke of
  71. [2018-07-13 19:57] Deaths warden: i made fun of him by calling him Yogg
  72. [2018-07-13 19:57] Ari Satoya: Is that an eicon?
  73. [2018-07-13 19:57] Ari Satoya: [eicon]yogg[/eicon]
  74. [2018-07-13 19:57] Ari Satoya: Well now do I express affection for RNG?
  75. [2018-07-13 20:00] Deaths warden: Praise Yogg
  76. [2018-07-13 20:03] Atlach-Nacha: Praise uncle.
  77. [2018-07-13 20:04] Ari Satoya: Wait. Is your bridge taking forever because you spend all day eating tomatoes?
  78. [2018-07-13 20:06] Atlach-Nacha: N-no, I'm a responsible construction worker. I'd never skip work to cuddle with the old skeletons and enjoy some sweet, sweet tomato juice.
  79. [2018-07-13 20:10] Ari Satoya: ...
  80. [2018-07-13 20:10] Deaths warden: She never wants to cuddle me
  81. [2018-07-13 20:10] Ari Satoya: Do I have to oversee things soon?
  82. [2018-07-13 20:10] Deaths warden: i'm not bnone enough
  83. [2018-07-13 20:10] Deaths warden: bone*
  84. [2018-07-13 20:10] Ari Satoya: That's cause you smell like hay and flies and dirt.
  85. [2018-07-13 20:11] Deaths warden: the fuck do flies smell like
  86. [2018-07-13 20:13] Ari Satoya: Vinegar-like. Fermented and atrocious.
  87. [2018-07-13 20:15] Atlach-Nacha: Especially if you gather enough of them in one place. And add some actual vinegar.
  88. [2018-07-13 20:17] *Deaths warden smells like a fucking bakery
  89. [2018-07-13 20:17] *Deaths warden eat ass Ari
  90. [2018-07-13 20:40] Ari Satoya: Why would you smell like a BAKERY
  91. [2018-07-13 20:40] Ari Satoya: You're a [b]horse[/b]
  92. [2018-07-13 20:42] Deaths warden: your a ELF
  93. [2018-07-13 20:42] Ari Satoya: You're*
  94. [2018-07-13 20:42] Ari Satoya: an*
  95. [2018-07-13 20:42] Deaths warden: ur*
  96. [2018-07-13 20:42] Ari Satoya: Yule*
  97. [2018-07-13 20:42] Deaths warden: i'm bout to fucking yeet you
  98. [2018-07-13 20:44] Ari Satoya: :(
  99. [2018-07-13 20:46] Atlach-Nacha: Yeet? Is that some far-flung relative I haven't met?
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