Ad Lib #2

You will meet a handsome Jacob.
hungry things are coming your way.
Be on the lookout for penguins; it could mean disaster.
Don't be afraid to furiously fucked; this may seem noisy, but will pay off in the long run.
Give a Martin to a friend; but try not to seem too wide eyed.
Your romantic future looks brownish-greenish; be sure to made love your Hooters before going out.
Send a note or card to someone who is courageous to you.