4chan Hazbin Hotel story - Senile old man

from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #670
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>lucifer invades heaven and reaches Yahweh
>Only to find him as a Senile old man
>He doesn't even remember casting down Lucifer
>Lucifer, expecting a fight or at least a verbal battle between them, is dumbstruck
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>...Dad?
>Dad?
>It's me, Lucifer
>Remember?
>Your son?

>Oooooh Lucy!
>Dear old Lucy
>My little light bringer
>Come here and chat with me son
>How long has it been since we talked?
>I tell you it seems like ages
>You always seem so busy
>I can scarcely remember the last time I even saw you

>Dad
>...what do you remember of the last time we spoke?
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that hit harder than I thought it would
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>I remember
>Of course I remember
>I was very cross with you
>You'd...
>Hmmm...
>You did something
>Something silly, I'm sure
>You always were a wild card
>I'm sorry if I said anything rash, son
>I know I was an awful hothead for a long time
>But I'm so glad you've come back
>I missed you so much
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>Lucy
>Lucy?
>Where's Michael?
>Where's Gabriel?
>Where are Zadkiel and Raphael and Uriel and Sariel?
>Where is everyone?
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>Where are Zadkiel and Uriel and Sariel and Raphael and Donatello and Leonardo and Michelangelo?
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>They're at the pizza parlor Dad
>Just like when you asked 10 minutes ago
>They're bringing back a sausage pie, a mushroom pie, and one with clams, plus wings and a salad, like you said you wanted earlier
>Why dontcha quit fussin' about and just pour yourself another glass of red there old man?
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>Why dontcha quit fussin' about and just pour yourself another glass of red there old man?
>I can't, JJ is still in the bathroom