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The Cholera

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  1. Line 24741: Jan 01 19:59:00 <notovny> It's probably just cholera.
  2. Line 88881: Jan 30 20:41:07 <Invisigoth> Yeah, that cholera is a bitch.
  3. Line 116043: Feb 14 16:08:14 <notovny> It's Cholera.
  4. Line 133327: Feb 29 22:54:17 * jfade watches in horror as Aggie loots Amber's body and finds cholera.
  5. Line 175042: Mar 15 23:28:10 <jolrei> Cholorine: mix of cholera and chlorine?
  6. Line 201617: Mar 29 23:52:00 <notovny> It's cholera.
  7. Line 236451: Apr 20 19:31:42 <notovny> Cholera?
  8. Line 261048: May 08 14:26:56 <notovny> 'Hah, hah! You got cholera! Your immune system isn't robust enough to defend against our filthy contaminated drinking water!"
  9. Line 445477: Aug 26 21:28:08 * literatebse dies of cholera
  10. Line 445492: Aug 26 21:28:43 <Jelenedra> Husband just got a copy of it. He had someone get cholera, broken arm, and then attacked by a bear
  11. Line 461604: Sep 02 15:02:52 <notovny> Cholera?
  12. Line 461607: Sep 02 15:03:14 <tsen> As opposed to cholera, that is.
  13. Line 563321: Oct 23 00:52:05 <notovny> "Have you got cholera yet?" "No, Mommy." "Damn. Allright, we'll try again tomorrow."
  14. Line 582749: Nov 03 14:06:04 <notovny> I got cholera.
  15. Line 664000: Dec 03 20:46:33 <notovny> Full of nutritious Egg Segments. Free cholera in every box.
  16. Line 689369: Dec 15 18:35:37 <notovny> And apparently destroyed my swamp gas industry in an attempt to prevent cholera.
  17. Line 689370: Dec 15 18:35:48 <notovny> Nothing good ever comes from averting cholera.
  18. Line 691049: Dec 16 13:56:24 <notovny> As i said yesterday, nothing good ever comes from attempting to fight cholera.
  19. Line 691798: Dec 16 20:30:48 <notovny> I thought, you know, perhaps my citizens might like some proper sanitation, and not wade through streets ankle-deep in feces. A little less cholera, that sort of thing.
  20. Line 698129: Dec 20 20:54:37 <HeyYeah> Clutzy has cholera
  21. Line 698149: Dec 20 20:56:50 <HeyYeah> Aggie has cholera
  22. Line 698156: Dec 20 20:57:39 <HeyYeah> Clutzy has cholera again
  23. Line 698163: Dec 20 20:58:48 <HeyYeah> Aggie's halluciating and notovny has cholera
  24. Line 698269: Dec 20 21:15:00 <HeyYeah> Clutzy has cholera
  25. Line 698285: Dec 20 21:17:13 <HeyYeah> And has cholera
  26. Line 698359: Dec 20 21:27:56 <HeyYeah> tsen gets cholera
  27. Line 698437: Dec 20 21:43:37 <HeyYeah> I've got cholera
  28. Line 698982: Dec 20 23:05:14 * HeyYeah gets back to playing Oregon Trail 2. And notovny gets cholera
  29. Line 706446: Dec 27 20:39:06 <notovny> Cholera.
  30. Line 763576: Jan 21 16:31:36 <notovny> Contestants of NatG recieve a Cholera(tm). If it's good enough for Millard Fillmore's daughter, it's good enough for you! Accomodations provided by Alley Behind the 7-11.
  31. Line 785948: Feb 02 16:46:38 <notovny> Minerals for Medecine. "Mommy, I think I have the cholera." "Here, eat some gypsum. It'll clear that right up."
  32. Line 813851: Feb 17 00:52:14 <notovny> Like when someone mentions some unidentified pain or malady, "It's probably cholera." When someone mentions a known pain or malady, "Amputation is the best medecine."
  33. Line 816322: Feb 17 20:28:08 <notovny> It's probably cholera.
  34. Line 895081: Mar 31 10:16:31 <Lorelei> "Dysentery, Typhoid, Cholera; these were all fancy words with various causes that resulted in one thing: shitting yourself to death. If the Neckebards had been asked whether they would risk death by extreme crapping to make it to Oregon, this story would not exist."
  35. Line 911454: Apr 13 23:01:06 <notovny> Cholera makes an excellent gift.
  36. Line 936224: May 11 22:35:58 <notovny> Stinky Streets can kill a swamp gas industry if you choose to modernize the sewage system. Nothing good ever comes from preventing cholera.
  37. Line 955331: May 21 23:21:35 <notovny> Cholera.
  38. Line 955339: May 21 23:22:25 <Kewian> what? Notovny said cholera..
  39. Line 1036851: Jul 14 20:00:10 <notovny> It's Cholera.
  40. Line 1133714: Sep 28 15:39:17 <notovny> Old Deuteronomy goes in the trash, He's a cat who has caught each disease in succession, But don't touch the body with your bare hands, you'll get cholera, mange, and manic depression.
  41. Line 1134260: Sep 29 17:36:12 <notovny> a) Left the family b) Decided he didn't want to be on the show anymore c) Producers didn't want him on the show anymore d) Caught venereal cholera from zombie panda prostitutes and died in agony.
  42. Line 1165969: Nov 02 15:38:54 <notovny> It's probably just cholera.
  43. Line 1179293: Nov 16 17:34:54 <notovny> Indeed. Influenza is worthless, but cholera, cholera has real value.
  44. Line 1179293: Nov 16 17:34:54 <notovny> Indeed. Influenza is worthless, but cholera, cholera has real value.
  45. Line 1180552: Nov 17 19:43:00 <notovny> Goddammit, Google, stop recommending more disease desktop gadgets for me. If it's not cholera, I'm not interested.
  46. Line 1193396: Nov 27 04:27:25 <notovny> Cholera.
  47. Line 1244862: Jan 10 13:42:59 <Inge> I had sudden cholera last night
  48. Line 1244865: Jan 10 13:43:12 <sooze> sudden cholera?
  49. Line 1254875: Jan 17 06:57:47 <notovny> Cholera.
  50. Line 1374462: Jul 05 18:02:33 <notovinousPrime> Cholera.
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