[PHP] Horoscope v3.5 (nice versioning, me)

<?php
$signs = [null, "aries", "taurus", "gemini", "cancer", "leo", "virgo", "libra", "scorpio", "sagittarius", "capricorn", "aquarius", "pisces"];
$sign = array_search(strtolower("gemini"), $signs);
if(!$sign) die("bad thing");
/*///////////////////////////////////

just copy the stuff below here b4 the print idk
u know what 2 do

///////////////////////////////////*/
$percent = array(1 => "20%", 2 => "40%", 3 => "60%", 4 => "80%", 5 => "100%");
$page = file_get_contents("http://www.horoscope.com/us/horoscopes/general/horoscope-general-daily-today.aspx?sign=".$sign);
$horo = trim(explode('<br><br>', explode('</b> - ', $page)[1])[0]);
$chances = explode('text-right">', explode('<div class="row non-mobile">', explode('ratings">', $page)[1])[0]);
array_shift($chances);
foreach($chances as $i=>$chance) $chances[$i] = explode('</h4>', explode("<h4>", $chance)[1])[0]." ".$percent[explode('-stars', explode('ratings/', $chance)[1])[0]];
//

//
print $horo."\n";
print implode(" | " , $chances)."\n";

?>