Anon In Equestria - Chapter 9 'Sleepover'

>”Pinkie Pie?”
>Pinkie Pie?
“Mphph Mph!”
>Pinkie Pie!
>”PINKIE PIE!” Pinkie cheers.
>PINKIE PIE!
>Finally, a pony you could trust!
>She’ll get you out of this situation.
>Right?
>”Pinkie, what are ya doin’ here?”
>She takes in a deep breath.
>Applejack facehooves and mutters, “Oh Luna,” under her breath.
>”Well I first saw you sitting outside Anon’s house for a while and I wanted to say, “Hi!” but you looked really weird and I was curious! Then I saw-“
>”Pinkie.”
>”You break his window and climb in. I didn’t know why you would do that so I followed you inside to ask you but then you went upstairs and-“
>Now you’re getting annoyed.
“Hmphhm”
>Applejack, you will lick that fucking hoof if it doesn’t come off in the next 10 seconds. Not in a sensual way but in a really weird and awkward way.
>”I followed you upstairs to see just what in the hay you could be doing! I couldn’t see very well from outside the door so I snuck in here and now…” She drops the cheery demeanor.
>”Um… Applejack? What ARE you doing to Anon?”
>”Anon n’ Ah were havin’ a very intimate moment before ya’ rudely interrupted!
>WHAT?! THAT’S BULLSHIT, PINKIE!
>”Oooooh. I’m sorry I int-“
>Fuck it you’re licking that dirty hoof.
>”Gyuah! What in the…” She pulls away.
“Pinkie, she’s lying! Help me!”


>Applejack stuffs her hoof over your mouth again. “Quiet, you!”
>Pinkie Pie moves closer.
>”Applejack, is he telling the truth?”
>This caused Applejack some discomfort. Lying is one thing. Getting caught lying is a whole lot worse.
>”Well he n’ Ah are suppos’ ta be together… he jus’ needs some convincin’.”
>Yes! I am Apple. Applejack! I’m you density. I mean… your destiny.
>Crazy fuckin’ mare.
>”That doesn’t sound very fair, does it?”
>Applejack reluctantly takes her hoof out of your mouth.
>She then dismounts you. You resist the urge to literally throw her out of your house.
>”No, Ah guess it doesn’t.”
>Pinkie Pie zips to Applejack’s side and places a hoof on her shoulder.
>”Exactly! Now let’s let Anon sleep.”
>”Right, right. Jus’… I need ta’ say somethin’ ta’ him.”
>Pinkie Pie gives Applejack an enthusiastic nod.
>”Alone.”
>No, this is not okay!
>”Mmmhm!”
“Pinkie, wait.”
>”Don’t worry Anon, I’ll just be on the other side of the door. And it’s okay, you can trust Applejack.”
>She promptly leaves the room before you can voice any objection, leaving you alone. In a bedroom. With a horny mare.
>Shit. You doubt Applejack will try something with Pinkie just outside the room but… Shit.
>”Anon Ah…” She takes a few steps towards you. She’s getting close.
>She really does look sorry but you don’t let your guard down.
>You sit still. Retreating further on to the bed is a terrible idea, advancing upon her is an even worse idea.
>”Jus’ wanted…”  She gets closer.
>>Whoa, she’s getting too close.
>She’s leaning in for…
>”Ta’ let cha’ know how lucky ya are.”
>She says this quietly, not wanting Pinkie Pie to hear.
“Huh?”
>”Ah’d be ruttin’ ya good if it weren’t fer Pinkie.”
“Oh yeah, that worked out so well last night.”
>”Mmm, keep that fightin’ attitude. It’s what makes this so much fun.”
>Is she honestly having fun with this?
“Hold on, are you under some sort of lust spell against your will, like you said? Or do you really just want to fuck me?”
>Applejack lets out a small chuckle.
>”Twi could probably explain it better than Ah could.”
>She pulls back and turns towards the door.
>”Ah’ll see ya tomorrow, Anon.”
>You watch her as she slowly walks to the door. She notices this and swings her tail to the sidaaaugh.
>You didn’t need to see that.
>Once Applejack opens the door, Pinkie Pie hops in. Applejack quickly disappears into the dark hallway.
>Pinkie Pie bound into the spot Applejack occupied seconds ago.
>She seems very proud of herself.
>”See! Did that make you feel better?”
“Did what make me feel better?”
>”Applejack apologizing!”
>Hell no! Oh… but, you’d hate to take away Pinkie Pie’s smile.
>Wait.
>It just hit you.
>Pinkie Pie.
>Pinkie Pie!
”Pinkie Pie!”
>You spring at her from the bed and wrap her in a tight embrace.
>She giggled in response, “I’ll take that as a yes!”
>You hardly knew this pony but she has done nothing but make you feel happy.
>Except now. Holy shit she smells awful.
>You push yourself away without fully letting go of her.
>”Pinkie Pie… you NEED a shower!”
>She gives you a huge grin. She knows it.
-
>Pinkie Pie walks out of the bathroom as you finish sweeping up the last of the glass shards.
>Despite being wet, her hair is just as poofy as always.
>You can tell she is genuinely thankful just by the smile on her face.
>You return the smile. Smiling is easy around Pinkie Pie.
>But her smile disappears soon enough, though.
>”Thanks again for letting me take a shower, Anon. I guess I should leave, huh?”
“Nah, you should stay.”
>”Are you sure?
“Pinkie. You saved my ass from Applejack, you’re homeless, I think, and you’re my friend. I don’t want you sleeping anywhere without a roof over your head.”
>Whoa! Pinkie Pie sneak attack from behind. Okay maybe it was just a sneak hug.
>”Oh thank you, thank you, THANK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!”
>She has a tight grip in your throat but she leaves just enough room to breathe.
>”So what should we do first? Play a board game? See who can drink a bottle of soda first? Belly slide race down th-“
>You put your hand over her mouth.
“Sleep.”
>”… Okay! I’m super-duper tired anyway!”
>She jumps off your back onto the couch in a very not-tired way.
>”So is the couch okay?”
“Until we can get a bed in here, yeah that’s fine.”
>”W-wait.”
>Pinkie looked confused.
>”I thought I was only staying for the night.”
“Well if you really want to stay for just tonight, that’s fine. But, I don’t want you out there by yourself.”
>”Anon, I can’t…”
“I understand if you don’t want to ask for help when you need it. Lucky for you, I’m offering it.”
>”But… I, um, would there be enough room?”
>She’s grasping for straws now. Come on Pinkie, make this easy.
“Have you seen this place? It’s huge!”
>She tries to say something else but you cut her off.
“Look, I’m not asking you to move in forever. Just until you can get back on your feet. Hooves. Whatever. If you want, you can make your decision in the morning.”
>”Um… okay Anon.” Pinkie Pie doesn’t look comfortable with the situation.
>Maybe it’s because you asked her to move in, that’s not something you do to someone you’ve known for 6 days.
>Even if she is homeless, it’s pretty weird.
>It doesn’t matter, you’re tired and you need to sleep.
>You grab a small blanket from the hallway closet. Dude, that princess made this place really feel homey.
>You drape it over Pinkie Pie before turning off the lights and going back to bed.
>You sleep easy for the rest of the night, knowing Pinkie Pie has your back.
>Until a loud clattering wakes you up.