SS/WW Part Two

<Sol>: You two are in the electronics store, ww's turtle needs a new set of earbuds.
<Straight_Shot>: "Does he like over the ear or buds?"
Wrong_Way is looking into a clearance bin
<Wrong_Way>: "I don't know! I barely see him use them!"
<Sol>: Theres nothing in the clearance bin for turtles.
<Sol>: The only turtle size on the rack is $230
Wrong_Way looks over to the expensive ear buds and sighs
<Straight_Shot>: "We need more cash"
<Wrong_Way>: "I know. This time I'm definitely getting a receipt."
Straight_Shot thinks tapping his chin
<Wrong_Way>: "But how to get money?"
<Straight_Shot>: "Hmm"
*** Sol is now known as Brobro
Brobro walks into ww
Brobro keeps on walking
<Wrong_Way>: "Hey buddy! You nearly ruined my old sneakers!"
<Straight_Shot>: "Watch your step sometime, slick"
<Straight_Shot>: "People these days"
Straight_Shot continues thinking
Brobro turns around. Is wearing a hood, has a light beard. Red hair and blue eyes.
<Brobro>: "Some people.."
Brobro keeps walking
<Wrong_Way>: "...That guy looks like someone I know."
<Straight_Shot>: "Yeah"
<Straight_Shot>: "Seems awful familiar"
<Wrong_Way>: "...Let's follow him."
<Straight_Shot>: "What oh uh yeah sure"
Wrong_Way starts walking after Brobro, intent on figuring out his identity
<Wrong_Way>: "Hey, HEY!"
<Wrong_Way>: "GWYD! That you?"
Straight_Shot plays angry birds on phone and follows Wrong_Way
Brobro is buying some candy, a rope, and some milk. This is a electronics store
Straight_Shot snaps his fingers
<Straight_Shot>: "That's who he kinda looks like"
<Wrong_Way>: "I know, right?"
Brobro turns around "Huh? WHat do you two want?"
<Wrong_Way>: "Gywd! That you buddy?"
<Straight_Shot>: "I see it"
<Brobro>: "What? No go away, you freaks"
<Straight_Shot>: "Dude where did you find that stuff in an electronics store"
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh, uh sorry then..."
<Brobro>: "clearance bin, now step off"
<Straight_Shot>: "I wonder if his pro finding skills could rustle us up some turtle buds"
<Straight_Shot>: "This guys a professional man we better step off"
Brobro pays for his stuff and exits the building
<Wrong_Way>: "Alright fine...Sorry to bother you sir..."
<Wrong_Way>: "God, can't believe I thought that was Gwyd. Gwyd would never do No Shave November."
Wrong_Way looks back to the expensive turtle ear buds
<Wrong_Way>: "And we still don't have cash..."
*** Brobro is now known as Some_dude
<Straight_Shot>: "I'm well on my way to bearddom if I keep it up for all of November"
<Some_dude>: "Pssst, psst. you need some money mang?"
Straight_Shot strokes recently accumulated five o clock shadow
<Wrong_Way>: "I tried doing that, but it took so long-"
Wrong_Way turns to see Some_dude
<Wrong_Way>: "Uh, hey there."
Some_dude is some scraggly looking old dude.
<Some_dude>: "Heeeeey~"
<Some_dude>: "You wanna make some quick cash?"
<Wrong_Way>: "...How legal is the cash?"
<Some_dude>: "Pfft, define /legal/ ?"
<Straight_Shot>: "I'm gonna be honest I barely trust this guy but the idea of a turtle in headphones is just too compelling"
<Straight_Shot>: "I think we should do business, fine sir"
Wrong_Way can't define legal so he just sighs
<Some_dude>: "Good goood, its a simple job...."
<Some_dude>: "Just follow me to the back"
Some_dude leads them to the back
Wrong_Way gives Straight a worried glance
Straight_Shot puts away phone and exchanges glances with WW
<Straight_Shot>: "No worries, slick"
Wrong_Way looks to Some_dude
<Wrong_Way>: "So uh...now what?"
Some_dude closes the back door, behind them
<Some_dude>: "Now take off your pants..."
<Straight_Shot>: "I've made a horrible mistake"
<Wrong_Way>: "NO SHIT!"
<Some_dude>: "AHAHAHAAHA"
Straight_Shot scrambles for door
Wrong_Way is freaking out
Some_dude almost falls over laughing
<Some_dude>: "Im just fucking with you"
<Some_dude>: "Do I look like a child molester to you?"
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh..."
Wrong_Way decides not to answer that question
Straight_Shot can't lie
<Straight_Shot>: "Yes"
<Straight_Shot>: "You really do"
<Some_dude>: "Good on you being honest"
<Some_dude>: "Stop that"
Some_dude goes to grab a package
Wrong_Way nearly laughs at that comment
<Some_dude>: "Just deliver this to the address, 8 blocks down"
<Some_dude>: "And if all goes well, everyone will leave this with their pockets fuller, and their anuses in check"
<Straight_Shot>: "Right"
<Some_dude>: "Sound good?"
<Wrong_Way>: "Yes sir."
<Straight_Shot>: "Barely"
Straight_Shot squeaks out and stares at package
<Some_dude>: "You get paid when the job is done. You have one hour, now go"
Wrong_Way looks to Straight Shot
<Wrong_Way>: "...You wanna carry it?"
<Straight_Shot>: "Not a word"
<Some_dude>: "What are you still doing here? GO"
Straight_Shot takes the package and exits the room
Wrong_Way follows after Straight
<Wrong_Way>: "So 8 blocks down... that's not too far."
<Straight_Shot>: "Yeah just a short walk"
Straight_Shot shakes package lightly and holds it up to ear
<Some_dude>: Its hard to hear
<Some_dude>: but its screaming
<Wrong_Way>: "What's in it?"
Straight_Shot slowly lowers the package
Straight_Shot smiles weakly
<Straight_Shot>: "Nightmares"
Straight_Shot hands it off to Wrong_way
*** Some_dude is now known as trailing_bro
Wrong_Way looks at the box for a moment, but then starts moving toward their destinations.
trailing_bro has been walking several feet behind them to the side for awhile now.
<Wrong_Way>: "Let's just keep moving...."
<Straight_Shot>: "Don't listen to it"
Wrong_Way makes occansional glances at the box as they're walking
Straight_Shot glances at trailer out of corner of his eye but continues walking
trailing_bro starts to speed up and walks closer to them
trailing_bro bumps into them, and grabs the box,and runs.
Wrong_Way has been box snatched
<Wrong_Way>: "SHIT! AFTER HIM!"
trailing_bro is running like hell, but making familiar sounds under his breath
<Wrong_Way>: "That guy /doesn't/ have legos in his shoes!"
trailing_bro stops mid walk.
trailing_bro speaks some more words, and now his feet are made of smoke.
Wrong_Way runs after him now and sees his feet are now smoke
trailing_bro is running again. The shoes are leftover.
<Wrong_Way>: "STRAIGHT! ARROW HIM!"
trailing_bro keeps up the chanting, while running.
Wrong_Way tries his hardest to keep up with trailer
<trailing_bro>: is straight_shot awake?]
Straight_Shot nocks and fires an arrow that bursts into a net onto the man
<Wrong_Way>: [aw yeah straight]
<Wrong_Way>: [you tardy bastard]
trailing_bro is under a net, and stuck
<trailing_bro>: "Gaaaaah bastards"
Wrong_Way catches up to the netted guy
Wrong_Way is catching his breath while taunting
trailing_bro stops struggling, and starts the chanting again. Its the redhaired dude.
<Wrong_Way>: "Ha....ha....ha...."
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh...shit...."
*** trailing_bro is now known as RedhairBro
Wrong_Way tries to pull the box away from redhead
<Straight_Shot>: "Hey its not Gwyd!"
<Wrong_Way>: "Yeah and he's magic too!"
RedhairBro fades through the net in a puff of smoke, and then reforms above it.
<Wrong_Way>: [isn't the box under the net then?]
Straight_Shot snatches box back
<RedhairBro>: good point]
<Wrong_Way>: [aha]
<RedhairBro>: "GIVE THAT BACK"
<Wrong_Way>: "DUDE, OUR PACKAGE!"
RedhairBro jumps at straight shot
<Wrong_Way>: "YOU ALREADY HAVE DISCOUNT CANDY!"
RedhairBro doesnt get a discount, and is tackling straight_shot
Wrong_Way tries to pull Redhair off of Straight
RedhairBro elbows, mark in the ribs
Wrong_Way is hit hard in the ribs
<Wrong_Way>: "You jerk!"
Straight_Shot snatches arrow out of quiver and jabs man with it a tazer jolting through him
RedhairBro is tazed
RedhairBro is on the ground being all tazed and stuff
<RedhairBro>: shakespeare]
<Wrong_Way>: "Run!"
Straight_Shot snatches box again and takes off running with Wrong_Way
Wrong_Way runs with Straight
<Wrong_Way>: "How much...further?"
RedhairBro is knocked the fuck out
*** RedhairBro is now known as Femredheadbro
Femredheadbro is strong, and in front of you dudes, she pulls up a wall made of shadows to try to block your way.
Wrong_Way sees the wall of shadows
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh crap!"
Wrong_Way attempts to slow down to a brisk jogging pace
<Straight_Shot>: "Sonuva"
<Femredheadbro>: The towering wall rises, and as it does that..its angle changes
<Straight_Shot>: "Backupbackup"
<Femredheadbro>: You now realize its falling torwards you guys.
Straight_Shot scrambles away from wall
<Femredheadbro>: yup]
<Wrong_Way>: "....OH GOD!"
Wrong_Way runs back
<Straight_Shot>: "BACK UP BACK UP BACK UP
<Wrong_Way>: "I AM I AM!"
<Femredheadbro>: The wall starts to fall, crushing cars, street lamps, and anything in its way. still trailing behind you two
<Straight_Shot>: "OKAY GOOD"
<Straight_Shot>: "WHY IS EVERYTHING SO TERRIBLE"
<Wrong_Way>: "WHY DO PEOPLE WANT A BOX OF NIGHTMARES?"
<Femredheadbro>: The last bit of dark, tower falls to the ground. It looks almost like a new, perfectly black smooth road covering the one that was just there
Femredheadbro falls forward into the shadow and dissapears.
<Straight_Shot>: "Okay new priority"
<Straight_Shot>: "Punch bad guys"
<Wrong_Way>: "But they're magic! AND GIANT WALLS!"
Femredheadbro pops up next to straight shot, and grabs the box. She then does a "pTTTTT" sound
<Wrong_Way>: "...SEE?"
Wrong_Way gestures to Femred
<Straight_Shot>: "We're the power of truth and a reality warper! confid- Oh god damnit"
Femredheadbro starts running across the shadow
Straight_Shot chases after her
<Wrong_Way>: "MAGIC GIRL /DOESN'T/ BITE HER TONGUE!"
<Straight_Shot>: "Get back here that's our evil package!"
<Femredheadbro>: The shadow parts burst up, around them.
<Wrong_Way>: "...Oh noooooo..."
Straight_Shot fires a tazer arrow at her back
Femredheadbro bites her tongue, it hurts but she keeps on running, the bursts stop
Femredheadbro is tazed
Wrong_Way starts running after straight
Femredheadbro falls to the ground
<Straight_Shot>: "I'm shutting this circus down!"
<Wrong_Way>: "SHADOWS! KEEP MOVING!"
Femredheadbro rips the arrow out of her back, and THROWS IT BACK AT YOU.
<Wrong_Way>: [which you]
<Wrong_Way>: [oh right]
<Femredheadbro>: straight]
Wrong_Way grabs the box while she's not looking
<Femredheadbro>: how did you get infront of her?]
<Wrong_Way>: [oh nevermind then]
Straight_Shot jumps and three sixtys catching the arrow and nocking it once more he also nocks a similar looking arrow and fires both at her
<Straight_Shot>: "YOU WANNA PLAY THE ARROW GAME CHUMP"
<Straight_Shot>: "I INVENTED THAT GAME"
Femredheadbro forms a shadow sword, and starts slicing the arrows "Bows are for little girls"
Wrong_Way catches up to Straight Shot and the Sword girl
*** Femredheadbro is now known as Femred
Straight_Shot throws a couple clubs
Femred does some acrobat stuff, forming platforms with the shadows.
Wrong_Way is slightly impressed by that
Straight_Shot whispers some stuff to himself
<Straight_Shot>: "Told a lie gimme a second need to tell some truths"
<Femred>: wonder what he said[
<Straight_Shot>: [He did not invent the arrow game]
<Femred>: no i mean under his breath[
<Wrong_Way>: ["I like her hair" "i wish i knew her stylist"]
Femred is swinging, parkour, and generally being acrobatic and nimble as hell from shadow construct to construct.
<Straight_Shot>: "Name is Guile Waters, *mumble mumble*, shoots arrows, mom paints, born 1995"
Femred is getting awaaay
<Wrong_Way>: "...Magic girl /doesn't/ have a leg cramp."
Femred switches to swinging, from darkness vine to darkness vine. Legs unneaded.
<Wrong_Way>: "AGH!"
<Straight_Shot>: "My name is Guile Waters and I had a fear of heights until I was 13!"
<Wrong_Way>: "Magic girl /doesn't/ have an arm cramp"
Straight_Shot rubs hands together his face is brighter and his hair more light all around him orange energy crackles
Wrong_Way is waiting for straight to power up
Femred falls gracefully
Femred just runs along now
<Wrong_Way>: "Straight!"
<Straight_Shot>: "I can't whistle, My mother doesn't know who I am, and slick is an outdated term!"
Straight_Shot starts running after her
<Femred>: ha]
<Straight_Shot>: "I need to say something profound!"
Femred turns around and forms a sword "Too late"
Femred slashes at straight
<Wrong_Way>: "NO!"
<Straight_Shot>: "ITS NEVER TOO LATE"
Straight_Shot catches sword orange energy crackling everywhere
<Straight_Shot>: "Oh god why did that even work"
<Femred>: Hmm
Femred makes the sword melt away, and reform around his arms.
<Wrong_Way>: "FUCK!"
Femred starts to run, again.
<Wrong_Way>: "Magic Girl /isn't/ asleep!"
Femred stops, drops, and the shadows all dissipate
<Wrong_Way>: [can't believe she was carrying the box this whole time]
Straight_Shot runs over to Femred and looks over her
<Wrong_Way>: "...I should've done that earlier."
<Straight_Shot>: "Man"
<Straight_Shot>: "This day is terrible"
<Femred>: athleticism is a hell of a drug]
Straight_Shot grabs the box from her
<Wrong_Way>: "How many blocks have we passed?" he says looking for a sign
<Straight_Shot>: "Where in the city are we?"
<Femred>: Well they ran in circles, back and forth back and forth so..
<Femred>: If they look to their right, they will see the electronics store.
<Straight_Shot>: [sjhdifhdshf]
Wrong_Way sees the store
Straight_Shot flips arms up in air
<Straight_Shot>: "Sonuvabitch"
Wrong_Way covers face with hands
<Wrong_Way>: "Let's just keep moving..."
<Straight_Shot>: "What was it worth"
<Wrong_Way>: "For turtle earbuds..."
<Femred>: Magic is a hell of a drug
<Straight_Shot>: "Right"
Straight_Shot begins walking again
Wrong_Way walks with Straight again down the block
<Femred>: Theyve made it 7 blocks with no problem, when they see a redheaded blue haired kid sitting at a bench.
<Femred>: about their age
<Straight_Shot>: "I'm tired of all these not Gwyds"
Wrong_Way is very confused about the hair
<Wrong_Way>: "His eyebrows are red, but his hair is blue..."
<Femred>: ....hair is blue?]
<Femred>: blue eyed[
<Femred>: typo]
<Wrong_Way>: [ahhahaha]
<Femred>: its three am nigga]
<Straight_Shot>: "Not even gonna acknowledge this guy"
Wrong_Way nods in agreement
Straight_Shot walks past the kid onto their destination
*** Femred is now known as Redkid
Wrong_Way sighs with relief as they pass him
Redkid just sits back on the bench, messing around with his ipod apps
*** Redkid is now known as is
*** is is now known as Sol
Wrong_Way tries to see if they're close to the building they're supposed to drop this off by
<Sol>: They see the building up ahead. They look at the address, and they look at the number on the package and it matches up. Its the NISA building, for control detainment, and etc of mutants. This is the main office building
<Straight_Shot>: "Uh"
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh..."
<Straight_Shot>: "Huddle"
Wrong_Way huddles with him
<Wrong_Way>: "What?"
Straight_Shot intiates consulting huddle
<Straight_Shot>: "Dude I think we just beat up some mutants trying to stop us from giving NISA guys stuff"
<Wrong_Way>: "...You might be right."
<Straight_Shot>: "I think we goofed"
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh god..."
<Straight_Shot>: "We need to open this package"
<Wrong_Way>: "B-but what if it's something dangerous?"
<Straight_Shot>: "It's too shady at this point"
<Straight_Shot>: "Too late"
<Wrong_Way>: "What if we unleash the nightmares..."
Straight_Shot begins to open package
<Wrong_Way>: "AH!"
<Straight_Shot>: "It was just screaming"
<Straight_Shot>: "Faintly"
<Wrong_Way>: "IT COULD BE A PERSON STRAIGHT!"
<Straight_Shot>: "Or some otherworldly beast!"
<Sol>: They get the wrapping papper off. Inside is a mettalic cylinder. Locked tight, with markings around the corners.
Wrong_Way covers his head but manages a peak
Straight_Shot looks at the cylinder
<Wrong_Way>: "...What does it say?"
Straight_Shot inspects closely and tries to read it
<Sol>: Its not in engish, or any language either of you have seen.
<Straight_Shot>: "There's only one real solution here"
<Wrong_Way>: "...what?"
<Straight_Shot>: "We find some heavy rocks"
<Straight_Shot>: "And we sink this thing in the bay"
<Straight_Shot>: "Then we open a lemonade stand"
<Wrong_Way>: "...Are you serious?"
<Straight_Shot>: "Dude its some magic mumbo jumbo that screams at us"
<Straight_Shot>: "Whenever we meet magic stuff terrible things happen"
Straight_Shot tries twisting the ends
<Wrong_Way>: "That's not always true....well maybe..."
<Straight_Shot>: "Besides I don't know how to open it"
<Sol>: It starts to make a clicking sound when you do that.
Wrong_Way looks at Straight in horror when he hears the click
<Straight_Shot>: "Oh well how about that"
<Wrong_Way>: "STOP THAT!"
<Straight_Shot>: "WELL WHAT ELSE SHOULD WE DO"
<Sol>: It continues, to open until you see the glass container inside the metal shell. Just a peak, but thats enough.
Straight_Shot peeks
<Sol>: Straight can now answer one of the oldest questions to plague philosophers
<Sol>: What does a soul look like?
Wrong_Way is covering his head, terrified
Straight_Shot slowly moves the cylinder away from himself
<Straight_Shot>: "I uh"
<Wrong_Way>: "...You're alive?"
<Straight_Shot>: "What magical experts do we have"
<Wrong_Way>: "What? Uh, there's Gwyd...maybe Amos...why do you ask?"
<Straight_Shot>: "Because this thing stinks of bad things happening to us and terribleness"
<Straight_Shot>: "So its magic"
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh okay...just magic?"
<Wrong_Way>: "Well that's...alright I guess..."
Straight_Shot holds out cylinder for Mark to take a look
<Wrong_Way>: "I thought we were going to unleash an unspeakable-"
<Straight_Shot>: "Magic that screams!"
Wrong_Way sees into the cylinder for a second
Wrong_Way looks away
<Wrong_Way>: "....Maybe we should throw in into the bay after all."
<Straight_Shot>: "I know I said that but like"
<Straight_Shot>: "It screams"
<Straight_Shot>: "Theres obviously something alive in there"
<Wrong_Way>: "...It could be someone screaming."
Straight_Shot looks at it hesitantly
<Straight_Shot>: "We need an expert on like spirits or something"
*** Sol is now known as Homelessbro
Homelessbro is wearring a tinfoil hat, has pizza in his shirt, and is wearing a large old trenchcoat
<Wrong_Way>: "Like who? GOD?"
<Homelessbro>: and coon skin hat
Homelessbro walks by them "Dododoeeodeo *fake whistling*"
Wrong_Way smells the Homelessbro before he sees him
Wrong_Way cringes a bit
Straight_Shot rubs his eyes a bit and looks in the direction of the homeless man
Homelessbro is rightbehind you two, he is fat, and well around 7 ft tall
Homelessbro is literally rightbehind you two, you can feel him pressing up against you
Wrong_Way feels very uncomfortable
<Homelessbro>: *fakewhistling* intensifies
Homelessbro grabs the cylinder, and runs like hell
Wrong_Way mouths "What's happening" to Straight
<Wrong_Way>: "..."
<Wrong_Way>: "OH SHIT!"
<Straight_Shot>: "You know what"
<Wrong_Way>: "What?"
Straight_Shot almost says something but stops and shakes his head
Wrong_Way looks at homeless man's getaway
<Straight_Shot>: "Nevermind gotta go save the possible almost person that may or may not exist"
Straight_Shot runs after homeless man
Wrong_Way just stands there and sighs
Wrong_Way picks up the box that once held the cylander
Homelessbro is suprisingly fast for a man his age, and he turns a corner
Straight_Shot turns corner right after him
Wrong_Way puts all the wrapping paper back in
Wrong_Way sits on the sidewalk with the box and waits
<Homelessbro>: The homeless dude is gone, theres a dumbster, and a carboard box. besides that its a dead end
<Straight_Shot>: "Oh for"
<Straight_Shot>: "You know what!!"
<Straight_Shot>: "Keep it!"
*** Homelessbro is now known as Some_dude
Wrong_Way waits for Straight to come back
Straight_Shot shakes his head and walks back to Wrong_Way
Wrong_Way waits for Straight Shot to be near enough to say "Let's just fill this box with a big rock and deliver it."
<Straight_Shot>: "Agreed"
Wrong_Way reality warps a rock and fixes the package and goes into the building with Straight
<Some_dude>: right, you walk in. its like any goverment building
<Wrong_Way>: [fine, give it to me straight]
<Some_dude>: theres only one or two guards, adn theres a main desk in the middle with a receptionist.
<Wrong_Way>: [ba dum tish]
Wrong_Way gestures to the package to the guards
Wrong_Way 's voice cracks when saying "D-Delivery."
*** Some_dude is now known as receptionist
receptionist throws it in a pile with all the other boxes
Wrong_Way leaves with Straight
<Wrong_Way>: "Now what?"