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- <?php
- $Animals = array
- (
- "carrot!",
- "potato!",
- "ham!",
- "beans!",
- "steak!",
- "burgers!",
- "ice cream!",
- "candy!",
- "bacon!",
- "purple!",
- "green!",
- "red!",
- "blue!",
- "orange!",
- "black!",
- "white!",
- "yellow!",
- "cyan!",
- "hamburger!",
- "Audi!",
- "BMW!",
- "Chevy!",
- "Dodge!",
- "Ford!",
- "Mercedes!",
- "Ferrari!",
- "Acura!",
- "Buick!",
- "Cadillac!",
- "Chrystler!",
- "GMC!",
- "Jeep!",
- "Kia!",
- "Tesla!",
- "Lamborghini!",
- "Porche!",
- "pizza!",
- "pasta!",
- "noodles!"
- );
- $Animal = $Animals[mt_rand(0, count($Animals) - 1)];
- $RetardValue = mt_rand (0,5);
- if ($RetardValue == 0)
- {
- echo htmlspecialchars($_GET["From"]) . ' says their favorite animal is, ' . $Animal;
- }
- if ($RetardValue == 1)
- {
- echo htmlspecialchars($_GET["From"]) . ' says they can count to , ' . $Animal;
- }
- if ($RetardValue == 2)
- {
- echo htmlspecialchars($_GET["From"]) . ', #YORO - You Only Retard Once';
- }
- if ($RetardValue == 3)
- {
- echo htmlspecialchars($_GET["From"]) . ', you just went full retard... You shouldn\'t ever go full retard!';
- }
- if ($RetardValue == 4)
- {
- echo 'I\'m pretty sure ' . htmlspecialchars($_GET["From"]) . ' has up syndrome :)';
- }
- if ($RetardValue == 5)
- {
- echo htmlspecialchars($_GET["From"]) . ' took an IQ test, the results were negative!';
- }
- ?>
- Example: Retard.php?From=Myself
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