Burying Yasmeen (2019)

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¶¶¶

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<i> ¶ There was a time</i>
<i>We had a world to show forever ¶</i>

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<i> ¶ And any storm out there</i>
<i> We'd weather ¶</i>

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<i> ¶ Just you and I ¶</i>

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<i> ¶ And then you came</i>
<i> And knocked me down ¶</i>

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<i> ¶ Twist my sentences around ¶</i>

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<i> ¶ Where on earth</i>
<i> Am I supposed to be ¶</i>

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<i> ¶ I'm all alone ¶</i>

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[Jason crying]

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<i> ¶ I can't believe ¶</i>

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[distant crying
and music continues]

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-Does he always play
music when he bathes?
-I don't know.

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He's a romantic.

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I'm a romantic.

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-Oh, yeah?
-Mm-hmm.

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[crying]

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Hold on a second.
Is he crying?

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Nah, he's singing.

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-Really?
-Yeah.

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Kind of sounds like crying.

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Nah, it's bad singing.

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No, I'm pretty sure
that's crying.

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I think you underestimate
how terrible his voice is.

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No, no, no,
he's definitely crying.

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Maybe? But that's okay
though because crying's like his
thing. It's like you and yoga.

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[crying]

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Okay, seriously.
What is going on in there?

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Okay. You know the ex-wife
he's always talking about?

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-Yeah.
-Yeah. Um, she died.

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What?

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Yeah, it was a heroin overdose.
She was really into drugs.
Jason doesn't know that though.

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-Oh my God!
-Really bad news.

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-It's terrible news.
-Terrible news.

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Poor Jason.

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Yeah. Poor guy.

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-Oh my God!
-I feel really bad for him.

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I'm going to go check on him.

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Are you-- did you--
Did you finish?

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Yeah, it was great.
You didn't notice? I'm
going to check on Jason.

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Just let the man bathe and
grieve. His ex-wife died.

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[knocking on door]

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Hey, Jason.

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Hey.

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You're fine, right?

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-Yeah.
-Yeah.

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Shannon, he's fine!

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-Are you sure?
-Yes.

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If we leave, you're
not going to, uh...

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-No!
-Yeah.

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-Okay. Yeah. No.
-No.

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Silly. I wasn't even going to...

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[Shannon] Does he want us
to bring him a<i> churro</i> doughnut?

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Yeah! No, he'd love one.

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Jason, listen.

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Like, if you need to,
you know, talk about all
of this that's going on,

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I would find you
someone who's qualified,

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because I'm completely
unqualified.

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Okay.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Can you-- close
the-- close the...

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¶¶¶

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Mm-mmm!

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[high-pitched voice]
<i> "Jippy Peanut Butter.</i>
<i> It keeps you hopping."</i>

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[music fades]

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[panting]

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[woman echoing]
<i> Jason! Jaaaason...</i>

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<i> Return the ring to me.</i>

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<i>We will be together in eternity.</i>

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[lightning striking]

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I will.

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[birds chirping]

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My turn. Okay. The
listing agent at the open
house asked me out.

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Really? What did he look like?

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He was Brazilian.

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I can't tell if you're serious.

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-Mm-hmm. Yeah.
-Brazilian?

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-Brazilian.
-Your turn.

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Well, yesterday at Denny's
I was at lunch and the waitress
gave me a free dessert.

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-That's your big secret?
-Yeah, it's been
a slow week for me.

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I have one more.

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Yeah? By all means
let's hear it.

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[knocking at the door]

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-[Jason] Mike?
-Yeah.

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Is it okay if I take
all the apples?

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Sure. Yeah. Take all the apples.

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Thank you.

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Okay, so what's the big secret?

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-I'll wait 'til Jason's
not at the door.
-He's not at the door.

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Mike?

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Do you have
any books on tape?

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Yeah, yeah, lots of them.

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I can't tell if you're serious.

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It's not 1995, Jason.
Nobody has books
on tape anymore.

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You can get it on your
phone, though.

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Okay. Wait. Jason,
what are you doing?

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I'm going to Salt Lake City.
For Yasmeen's funeral.

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-Your ex-wife?
-Separated.

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She came to me in a dream.

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She said "Return
the ring to me. We'll
be together for eternity. "

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[crow singing]

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Anyway, we're going
to renew our vows before
they put her underground,

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so we'll be together forever.

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It's pretty cool.

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I'm pretty sure he
needs psychiatric help.

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Yeah, I don't think he
should go on this road trip.

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[Jason going downstairs]

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[closing the door]

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What's the big secret?

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Um...

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I'm pregnant.

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[loud heartbeats]

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That's some big news.
That's some big, great news.

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I got to call some people.

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I'm so happy about this.

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So, why'd you decide to join me?

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I just think it's
really important.

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[Jason] Thank you.

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We've been driving for,
like, twenty minutes.

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Forty-five.
I have mild scoliosis.

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So, I have to stretch.

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I have to be limber
for when we get to Utah.

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Well, the viewing's
tomorrow night and
then the funeral is Monday,

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and then, on Tuesday,

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I'm going to try and
find an apartment
overlooking the cemetery.

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Why are you using a paper
map? Here, I have an app.

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[app]<i> Where are</i>
<i> you headed, friend?</i>

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Yasmeen and I always used paper
maps. It's how we travelled.

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Okay, but this is an app
that'll make things quicker.

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-"Turtle?"
-"The road traveled less."

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That sounds slow.

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So, we are going to make
a few stops along the way.

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Hit a couple of hot spots.

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[Mike] Okay.

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You can see the little
hearts there.

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[cell phone ringing]

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You going to get that?

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Nah. No. No.

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Mike, that's Shannon.

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Yeah, yeah.
Shannon's calling.

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Hey, watch out for
the-- um, dead skunk.

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Oh.

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Not sure how you missed it.
Maybe it's the map.

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You know this-- this is where
we first held hands.

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I was driving her to Vegas
for a bachelorette party

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cause her license
was suspended.

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I sure miss her.

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[cell phone ringing]

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So, Jason, you're probably going
to notice Shannon calling me
off and on. Maybe frequently.

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And I'm not going
to answer. And you
shouldn't worry about it.

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I'm not worrying about it.
You shouldn't worry about it.

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I appreciate that, but
she might be in trouble.
She's calling a lot.

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She is calling me a lot,
but you're going through
a lot and so for your sake,

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for you, I need to not
answer this phone.

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[cell phone calling]

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We're walking on the face of
Mars and I still have perfectly
clear service out here.

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Is it Shannon?

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Yeah.

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-Everything, okay?
-Yeah, things are great.

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I think I'm going
to break up with her.

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Really? Why?

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I just feel like
it's run its course.

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Hmm.

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What?

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I assumed between
the two of you, if anyone
would end it, it'd be her.

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What?! No.

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What?

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No, listen, I'm the
ultimate ender of things.
You know, I end it. Always.

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Hmm.

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You keep "hmm'ing"
me. Why do you
keep "hmm'ing" me?

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Hmm.

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The point is, you know,
it's been a solid dose
of commitment with her. And

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what comes next?
Marriage? And a family?

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This is a very
special place for us.

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Right before she left, Yasmeen
was really into hide-and-seek.

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-Hide-and-seek?
-Yeah, she'd run away.

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-I'd track her down.
She loved it.
-Ah.

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I'd find her in the most
amazing places.

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Seaside cliff.
Freeway overpass.

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The ledge of this parking
structure downtown.

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So, this game always ended
in really high-up places.

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Yeah. She liked the view.

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This was our room.
The King Kamehameha suite.

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We didn't get a lot
of sleep that night.

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-Cause of all the traffic.
-Mm-hmm. Yeah.

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Got enough.

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[Mike] Well, I guess
you shouldn't have
pre-paid that room.

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[Jason] It was going to
save me ten bucks a night.

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I got to go to the bathroom.

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[Mike] And the
adventure thickens.

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Maybe traffic will be
lighter when we're done.

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-Is that a nudie?
-No.

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-That was a Yasmeen
nudie on your phone.
-[Jason gulps]

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Jason, I saw Yasmeen
naked on your phone.

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No. Did not.

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-Let me see it.
-No!

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Just for the record, she's dead.

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There's spousal immunity
when it comes to photography.

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No, there's not.
You're ashamed
of her nude form.

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Okay.

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Oh.

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Huh.

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She's really just squeezing
them together there.

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Yeah.

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She knew I liked it.

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I don't think she liked
herself, though.

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She liked herself every night.

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-Are those bite marks?
-What?

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You know, I think
that's just a rash.

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I never bit her.

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Holy cow! Those
are totally bite marks.

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We were together
when she took that picture!

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I don't understand it. I don't
think she would do that.

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I don't know why. It
doesn't make any sense.

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I think the trick in life,
Jason, is just not to
care about anything.

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[woman] Peter. Come here.

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You tell Shannon you love her.

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Mm-hmm.

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Yeah, but you can tell people
all kinds of things as long
as you don't mean them.

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Pregnancy scare?

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No.

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Okay. You know, I was
in the exact same spot
as you a few years ago.

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I went back.

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Never go back.

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-Did you pull a beer
out of your pocket?
-Yeah. I'm giving it to you.

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Pretty soon you're going
to be scooping shit out
of a six-year old's shorts.

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This is your future.

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-[woman] What are you doing?
-I'm communing with
people on the road.

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[man] I'm communing
with people on the road.

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-It's called civility, Deborah!
-I don't want it.

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Oh, man. Hot, hot.

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Oh! Excuse me.

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-What?
-I said, "Excuse me."

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Like, "excuse me" like
you want to talk to me,

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or "excuse me"
I'm sorry for bumping
into you, excuse me?

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Just excuse me,

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like uh, sorry for bumping
into you, I didn't want talk,
I was just being polite."

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Sorry.

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I have Asperger's.

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Oh. I'm sorry.

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It's pretty mild.

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Okay.

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Shoot.

245
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,307
Ah.

246
00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:19,143
Your eyes are...

247
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:20,411
-What?
-What?

248
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:22,647
-I didn't say anything...
-Please.

249
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:24,415
-No, I just...
-After you.

250
00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:28,152
I just said your eyes
are very clear and green.

251
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:34,258
I don't know if that's
a sign of Asperger's.

252
00:16:35,762 --> 00:16:38,196
Or not. I don't think it is.

253
00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:55,046
¶¶¶

254
00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:41,225
[crows singing]

255
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,539
[Mike] So much
for things clearing up.

256
00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:57,708
You know, I think the Universe
may be calling to you, J.

257
00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:00,645
I think we got
to go off the grid.

258
00:18:03,850 --> 00:18:06,217
<i> Where are you headed, friend?</i>

259
00:18:07,654 --> 00:18:08,553
No.

260
00:18:09,522 --> 00:18:12,256
Say it. Not a lot to lose.

261
00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:22,500
Route to Salt Lake City.

262
00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:24,502
<i> -Ambulating.</i>
-[music from app]

263
00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:26,804
<i> Ambulating.</i>

264
00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:28,506
<i> All square!</i>

265
00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:29,574
<i> Let's go!</i>

266
00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:31,242
All right. Here we go.

267
00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:34,145
<i> Get along, little</i>
<i> doggies. Guhhuh!</i>

268
00:18:34,147 --> 00:18:36,747
[Jason] Please find a way
to turn off that music.

269
00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:41,285
[Mike] You know, I don't
actually think you can turn
it off. It's beta mode.

270
00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:45,189
<i> In one mile, turn left!</i>

271
00:18:45,191 --> 00:18:47,692
<i> Oh, no. Signal lost.</i>

272
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:03,808
Hey.

273
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:08,146
Hey.

274
00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:11,482
Actually, I saw
you back at the...

275
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:12,617
I know.

276
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:15,486
I'm Mike.

277
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:16,721
Vaginia.

278
00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:18,356
Virginia?

279
00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:19,891
Vaginia.

280
00:19:19,893 --> 00:19:21,225
Less virgin.

281
00:19:22,228 --> 00:19:23,261
More vag.

282
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,901
-So, what's up there?
-Freedom.

283
00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:32,336
Whoa.

284
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:33,538
Come get some.

285
00:19:35,441 --> 00:19:36,874
[crows singing]

286
00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:18,349
[bumping]

287
00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:21,719
[crickets singing]

288
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,224
[animal agonizing]

289
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,642
[noises]

290
00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:46,444
[sniffing]

291
00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:54,785
Oh!

292
00:20:57,457 --> 00:20:59,590
At least he didn't do too
much damage to the car.

293
00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:02,693
Hey, what's in the box?

294
00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:05,696
You think you're ready?

295
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:07,431
Yeah.

296
00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:09,400
Okay.

297
00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:18,643
-Be very careful.
-Okay.

298
00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:21,846
Now, you're going to want
to remove the twine.

299
00:21:21,848 --> 00:21:26,384
-Sure, uh...
-It's protective twine.
Just save that twine, please.

300
00:21:26,386 --> 00:21:29,320
Great. So, now you're going
to want to lift the latch.

301
00:21:29,322 --> 00:21:30,488
Okay.

302
00:21:30,490 --> 00:21:31,656
Nice and slow.

303
00:21:33,493 --> 00:21:35,893
Now, my favorite poem
is on the top.

304
00:21:39,432 --> 00:21:40,331
Oops.

305
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,533
[suddenly breaking]

306
00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:45,836
[animal noises]

307
00:21:57,784 --> 00:22:01,252
[Jason] Go ahead.
Read another one.

308
00:22:01,253 --> 00:22:04,721
"The likes of me and the likes
of she. The most beautiful
girl you've ever seen.

309
00:22:04,724 --> 00:22:10,061
Never, oh never, shall
I ever dissever my soul
from the soul of Yasmeen."

310
00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:13,397
I think that's what
they call a sonnet.

311
00:22:13,399 --> 00:22:16,634
-You write that?
- Yes.

312
00:22:16,636 --> 00:22:18,069
That's some Lord
Byron level shit.

313
00:22:18,071 --> 00:22:20,338
I guess it's good you
never sent it to her.

314
00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:22,473
-No, I...
-That'll be thirty-eight even.

315
00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:29,380
You know, love is a lot
like my hand-cured elk
jerky. It goes real fast.

316
00:22:29,382 --> 00:22:30,781
I think I'll just take this.

317
00:22:32,418 --> 00:22:35,519
-Oh, were you
reaching for the...
-Yeah, yeah, I was.

318
00:22:35,521 --> 00:22:37,321
Cactus?

319
00:22:37,322 --> 00:22:39,122
You should try not loving
her for a while, bud.

320
00:22:40,493 --> 00:22:41,726
She's dead.

321
00:22:42,729 --> 00:22:45,763
Hmm. Well, shit happens.

322
00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:48,399
-I will be in the car.
-Okay.

323
00:22:53,439 --> 00:22:57,441
I like everything you got
going on in here with the
wisdom and the meats.

324
00:22:58,444 --> 00:23:00,845
And this guy. Can
I get this guy too?

325
00:23:00,847 --> 00:23:02,980
Hand-carved by Lakota.

326
00:23:02,982 --> 00:23:03,981
La what?

327
00:23:04,951 --> 00:23:06,684
¶¶¶

328
00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:39,944
Greetings.

329
00:24:40,813 --> 00:24:42,213
Can we help you?

330
00:24:42,215 --> 00:24:44,782
-What does your app say?
-What?

331
00:24:44,784 --> 00:24:46,234
TRTL.

332
00:24:46,235 --> 00:24:47,685
Does it say that
this is a highway?

333
00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:49,854
How did you...

334
00:24:57,230 --> 00:24:59,797
Are you MMGood69?

335
00:25:01,601 --> 00:25:02,900
This guy, actually.

336
00:25:08,274 --> 00:25:10,007
I have to update the database.

337
00:25:18,951 --> 00:25:20,851
¶¶¶

338
00:25:33,132 --> 00:25:35,165
She's hot, though, right?

339
00:25:35,167 --> 00:25:36,867
Who?

340
00:25:36,869 --> 00:25:38,035
That TRTL girl.

341
00:25:38,037 --> 00:25:42,606
She's like twelve years old.
And she has Asperger's.

342
00:25:43,543 --> 00:25:46,110
Yeah, but a lot of people
have Asperger's and
you can still have sex.

343
00:25:46,112 --> 00:25:50,814
Besides, this is the
desert. You can do
whatever you want out here.

344
00:25:50,816 --> 00:25:52,783
You could kill her.

345
00:25:56,222 --> 00:25:57,855
What are you talking about?

346
00:25:57,857 --> 00:25:59,690
The point is, just
because she Asperger's,

347
00:25:59,692 --> 00:26:01,258
doesn't mean you shouldn't
have made a move on her.

348
00:26:01,260 --> 00:26:03,861
I haven't made a move on
anyone in about seven years.

349
00:26:03,863 --> 00:26:05,162
Seven years?

350
00:26:06,265 --> 00:26:07,865
Yeah, since Yasmeen.

351
00:26:09,035 --> 00:26:11,135
I mean, women have tried
to put moves on me.

352
00:26:11,137 --> 00:26:12,703
Jason?

353
00:26:12,705 --> 00:26:14,838
Sorry! Married.

354
00:26:16,208 --> 00:26:18,576
-Excuse me.
-Taken!

355
00:26:18,578 --> 00:26:22,279
Married. Sorry.
Married. Sorry. Married.

356
00:26:22,281 --> 00:26:24,748
So, you haven't touched a single
girl since Yasmeen left.

357
00:26:24,750 --> 00:26:28,619
No! I haven't even
touched myself.

358
00:26:28,621 --> 00:26:29,753
[animal noises]

359
00:26:30,690 --> 00:26:31,956
What would be the point?

360
00:26:34,060 --> 00:26:36,160
If she's not around,
it doesn't work.

361
00:26:37,964 --> 00:26:39,964
It'll be a whole different
story when I get to Utah.

362
00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:44,034
Hey, I think there's something
really wrong with this cat.

363
00:26:59,318 --> 00:27:01,952
[Mike] I think we need to look
at it from his perspective.

364
00:27:01,954 --> 00:27:04,722
You know, he's just
a cat. Living his cat life.

365
00:27:04,724 --> 00:27:07,324
Doing things that
cats are prone to do.

366
00:27:07,326 --> 00:27:10,728
But then one day, he meets
a hot young lady cat.

367
00:27:10,730 --> 00:27:13,731
Cat tells him she's just
like him. Wants to chill.

368
00:27:13,733 --> 00:27:17,034
Have a lot of cat sex.
Hooks him with her cat magic.

369
00:27:18,137 --> 00:27:20,304
Starts feeling things.

370
00:27:21,273 --> 00:27:22,373
But it's a trap.

371
00:27:22,375 --> 00:27:28,245
She doesn't want to just have
cat sex. She wants a cat baby.

372
00:27:28,247 --> 00:27:31,815
And then, just out
of nowhere, pf!

373
00:27:32,718 --> 00:27:33,884
Run over.

374
00:27:33,886 --> 00:27:36,754
I guess what I'm
trying to say is,

375
00:27:36,756 --> 00:27:39,757
sometimes in life it's
better to just be put
out of your misery

376
00:27:39,759 --> 00:27:42,159
than face your grim reality.

377
00:27:43,396 --> 00:27:44,194
So,

378
00:27:44,196 --> 00:27:48,699
I think we should-- I think
we need to put him down.

379
00:27:48,701 --> 00:27:52,002
You do realize
that's not a cat, right?

380
00:27:52,872 --> 00:27:53,737
What?

381
00:27:58,878 --> 00:28:04,014
[app]<i> Keep going straight</i>
<i> for seven miles.</i>
<i> You're on the right path.</i>

382
00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:06,917
<i> In two miles, take a right.</i>

383
00:28:09,722 --> 00:28:11,388
<i> Turn right.</i>

384
00:28:13,459 --> 00:28:15,259
<i> Ambulating.</i>

385
00:28:15,261 --> 00:28:17,227
<i> Ambulating.</i>

386
00:28:17,229 --> 00:28:18,762
<i> Ambulating.</i>

387
00:28:18,764 --> 00:28:21,131
<i> Oh, no! Signal lost.</i>

388
00:28:22,268 --> 00:28:26,370
Yes, yes. No, no.
Other way. Other way.

389
00:28:29,975 --> 00:28:33,210
You know what?
I'm just going to go with,
that we're not lost. Okay?

390
00:28:33,212 --> 00:28:34,945
We're slightly off the path.

391
00:28:34,947 --> 00:28:38,716
And, really, it's
not the app's fault.
You know what it is?

392
00:28:38,718 --> 00:28:42,286
It's the fact that your car's
made out of the same stuff
they make gum wrappers out of

393
00:28:42,288 --> 00:28:44,254
and it's messing
with the signal.

394
00:28:51,263 --> 00:28:53,197
[dramatic music]

395
00:28:57,770 --> 00:28:59,770
This doesn't look like a road.

396
00:29:00,973 --> 00:29:03,941
I mean it's very
clearly a type of road.

397
00:29:03,943 --> 00:29:06,009
I think it's more
like a river bed.

398
00:29:07,146 --> 00:29:08,746
[Mike] You know,
it says it's a road.

399
00:29:09,515 --> 00:29:11,081
[Jason] I think it's a wash.

400
00:29:11,083 --> 00:29:12,883
[Mike] Nobody knows
what a wash is.

401
00:29:13,853 --> 00:29:14,985
[Jason] Here we go.

402
00:29:25,331 --> 00:29:27,931
[animal agonizing]

403
00:29:33,305 --> 00:29:35,205
That's the biggest
rock you could find?

404
00:29:35,207 --> 00:29:36,173
Yeah.

405
00:29:36,175 --> 00:29:42,880
-So just-- drop it on his
head, straight down?
-Throw it straight down.

406
00:29:43,816 --> 00:29:45,949
-What if I miss?
-Then we'll try again.

407
00:29:45,951 --> 00:29:48,135
What if it doesn't kill him?

408
00:29:48,136 --> 00:29:50,320
Then we just knock him out,
pop his head under the tire,
and then we'll finish it clean.

409
00:29:55,227 --> 00:29:55,893
Here, you're stronger than me.

410
00:29:55,894 --> 00:29:56,560
No. You need to learn
the full lesson here.

411
00:29:56,562 --> 00:29:59,063
You ran over him.

412
00:29:59,064 --> 00:30:01,565
You took his little life
into your hands, okay?
That's responsibility.

413
00:30:03,202 --> 00:30:05,169
-You're scared.
-No.

414
00:30:05,171 --> 00:30:07,004
You are scared to kill him.

415
00:30:07,005 --> 00:30:08,838
No, I'm not scared
to kill it. You just have
a lesson to learn here.

416
00:30:08,841 --> 00:30:12,943
Okay. Then I'll learn it
by watching. You do it.

417
00:30:14,013 --> 00:30:16,313
You stand the best chance
of doing it in one shot anyway.

418
00:30:18,484 --> 00:30:19,483
Okay, then.

419
00:30:23,389 --> 00:30:24,421
[exhales]

420
00:30:41,373 --> 00:30:44,842
So, I just-- drop it
on his head,

421
00:30:46,245 --> 00:30:47,311
straight down?

422
00:30:55,354 --> 00:30:57,154
[making noise]

423
00:30:58,424 --> 00:31:00,524
You know, I think
he could pull through.

424
00:31:03,929 --> 00:31:04,628
Yeah.

425
00:31:05,965 --> 00:31:07,164
He could recover.

426
00:31:09,368 --> 00:31:10,300
I think.

427
00:31:14,340 --> 00:31:16,206
Do you ever think about, like,

428
00:31:17,543 --> 00:31:18,909
true love?

429
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:24,147
You know, I actually
keep pictures of all the girls
I've been with on my phone.

430
00:31:26,886 --> 00:31:28,318
It's the Lady Library.

431
00:31:30,656 --> 00:31:34,291
I got Niki nudies. Nattie
nudies. Judy nudies.

432
00:31:38,631 --> 00:31:40,130
It's all alphabetical.

433
00:31:41,934 --> 00:31:43,300
I keep like

434
00:31:44,136 --> 00:31:46,303
one picture of

435
00:31:46,305 --> 00:31:48,538
one girl on my phone.

436
00:31:51,577 --> 00:31:53,577
Yeah, but you should
delete that one.

437
00:31:55,114 --> 00:31:56,546
You ever been cheated on?

438
00:31:58,183 --> 00:31:59,249
No.

439
00:31:59,251 --> 00:32:02,552
Never. I've done a lot
of cheating, though.

440
00:32:04,590 --> 00:32:06,323
Did you ever cheat on Shannon?

441
00:32:09,361 --> 00:32:10,294
No.

442
00:32:15,968 --> 00:32:18,435
[Jason] Do you think she left
me because of my penis size?

443
00:32:19,939 --> 00:32:21,004
[Mike] I don't know.

444
00:32:25,010 --> 00:32:27,311
[heartbeats]

445
00:32:39,191 --> 00:32:42,192
[distorted voice] I love you.

446
00:32:42,194 --> 00:32:44,962
[distorted voice] Yasmeen.

447
00:33:10,990 --> 00:33:12,990
Oh. Oh. Oh, jeez!

448
00:33:20,199 --> 00:33:21,264
[animal noises]

449
00:33:27,339 --> 00:33:29,106
[car beeping]

450
00:33:43,288 --> 00:33:45,422
What in the world are you doing?

451
00:33:45,424 --> 00:33:46,590
We've gone off the grid.

452
00:33:47,626 --> 00:33:49,192
Disappeared completely.

453
00:33:50,529 --> 00:33:52,596
Shannon hasn't texted
me in over twelve hours.

454
00:33:52,598 --> 00:33:55,098
Yeah, the funeral
is tomorrow morning.

455
00:33:55,100 --> 00:33:57,167
Do you think my phone is broken?

456
00:33:57,169 --> 00:34:00,637
I've been waiting for six
years to find out whether
Yasmeen still loves me.

457
00:34:00,639 --> 00:34:03,774
And now, I know.
I'm not going to let
anything distract me.

458
00:34:05,044 --> 00:34:07,044
-What is that?
-It's a trap.

459
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:10,647
Seems weird she hasn't
texted me, though. Right?

460
00:34:10,649 --> 00:34:15,085
No, I don't think it's
so weird, considering
you guys are broken up

461
00:34:15,087 --> 00:34:18,121
and there's probably plenty
of dudes trying to get with her.

462
00:34:18,123 --> 00:34:20,157
You think there's a lot
of dudes trying to
get with Shannon?

463
00:34:20,159 --> 00:34:23,193
Sure. She's an attractive girl.

464
00:34:23,195 --> 00:34:25,729
I mean, she's no Yasmeen,
but she's a solid nine.

465
00:34:27,399 --> 00:34:29,766
Have you ever been outdoors?

466
00:34:30,836 --> 00:34:35,072
I read a survival book,
so--<i> Into the Wild.</i>

467
00:34:35,074 --> 00:34:37,474
That's not a survival book.
He doesn't survive.

468
00:34:38,377 --> 00:34:40,110
I saw the movie.

469
00:34:40,112 --> 00:34:41,411
He still dies.

470
00:34:43,449 --> 00:34:44,748
I didn't see the whole movie.

471
00:34:47,252 --> 00:34:49,286
You know, you're not going to
be able to charge your phone.

472
00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:58,562
[Jason] This is-- interesting.

473
00:34:58,564 --> 00:35:02,199
[Mike] Well, it is the road
traveled less. T-R-T-L.

474
00:35:03,368 --> 00:35:04,668
[Jason] It's like the Goodyear
blimp had diarrhea.

475
00:35:09,842 --> 00:35:13,243
What in the world? The tank was
only half empty when we parked.

476
00:35:13,245 --> 00:35:17,547
Well, Jason, you got
to start looking at these
things as being half-full.

477
00:35:17,549 --> 00:35:19,449
Well, now it's just empty.

478
00:35:19,451 --> 00:35:20,383
I don't know.

479
00:35:21,753 --> 00:35:23,620
Is this even a road?

480
00:35:23,622 --> 00:35:26,556
Oh, yeah, I turned the car on
last night to charge my phone.

481
00:35:26,558 --> 00:35:28,525
What and you just
let the engine run?

482
00:35:28,527 --> 00:35:29,860
I didn't want
to kill the battery.

483
00:35:29,862 --> 00:35:32,129
Mike!

484
00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:34,397
Listen, we're never going
to get out of here if my phone
doesn't have any power.

485
00:35:34,399 --> 00:35:37,300
Well, next time,
how about you plug it in
when we're actually moving?

486
00:35:37,302 --> 00:35:40,770
It's okay. All right?
These tanks are good
for another fifty miles

487
00:35:40,772 --> 00:35:42,472
after reading empty. I promise.

488
00:35:46,245 --> 00:35:48,311
There's going to be
an oasis somewhere.

489
00:35:48,313 --> 00:35:49,713
What does your phone say?

490
00:35:52,317 --> 00:35:54,784
It's dead again.
Fucking grid.

491
00:35:54,786 --> 00:35:57,654
[Mike] Well, the app said
there's a lake, right here.

492
00:35:58,490 --> 00:36:00,257
[Jason] We're in a lake.

493
00:36:00,259 --> 00:36:04,294
We followed a wash
into a dry lake bed.

494
00:36:19,311 --> 00:36:20,944
This.

495
00:36:20,946 --> 00:36:22,746
This could be
a Yasmeen miracle.

496
00:36:22,748 --> 00:36:24,548
-Oh yeah?
-Yeah.

497
00:36:24,550 --> 00:36:25,949
Random broken-down
car in the desert?

498
00:36:25,951 --> 00:36:31,555
She's giving us a stepping
stone so I can get to her.

499
00:36:31,557 --> 00:36:32,689
Hello?

500
00:36:34,426 --> 00:36:37,194
-Oh!
-Ah!

501
00:36:37,196 --> 00:36:38,929
-[gulping]
-Yeah.

502
00:36:39,898 --> 00:36:42,933
No, I kind of suspected
something like this.

503
00:36:42,935 --> 00:36:44,834
I'm trying to breathe
through my mouth.

504
00:36:44,836 --> 00:36:46,469
Some Yasmeen miracle, huh?

505
00:36:46,471 --> 00:36:52,709
It's your fault we're following
the stupid app and I'm not
going to let that stop me.

506
00:36:52,711 --> 00:36:55,512
Okay. I merely suggested
the use of the app.

507
00:36:55,514 --> 00:36:59,683
You made the decision
to follow my suggestion and
that makes you accountable.

508
00:36:59,685 --> 00:37:00,850
Jason, come back here.

509
00:37:00,852 --> 00:37:07,290
You're walking aimlessly
in an endless direction.
There's no point... Jason!

510
00:37:07,292 --> 00:37:10,927
Jason! You're not even
walking in a straight line.
You're slowly curving.

511
00:37:10,929 --> 00:37:13,663
I'm devoted, not delusional.

512
00:37:13,665 --> 00:37:15,732
[epic music]

513
00:38:05,617 --> 00:38:06,983
It says this is a road.

514
00:38:08,754 --> 00:38:10,720
It's not.

515
00:38:10,722 --> 00:38:11,788
No shit.

516
00:38:12,624 --> 00:38:13,657
Where's your pal?

517
00:38:15,694 --> 00:38:17,494
You know, the charming one?

518
00:38:19,965 --> 00:38:21,598
[epic music]

519
00:38:34,613 --> 00:38:36,079
[music distorting]

520
00:38:42,054 --> 00:38:43,787
[music ends]

521
00:38:48,694 --> 00:38:50,660
[music box tune]

522
00:39:56,161 --> 00:39:57,427
[screaming]

523
00:39:57,429 --> 00:39:58,094
[thump]

524
00:39:58,964 --> 00:40:00,830
[heartbeats]

525
00:40:04,970 --> 00:40:06,770
[Jason lightly moaning]

526
00:40:08,907 --> 00:40:09,873
Mike?

527
00:40:11,009 --> 00:40:12,742
Jason, how did you
even get up here?

528
00:40:13,678 --> 00:40:15,044
We've been looking
for you for hours.

529
00:40:15,046 --> 00:40:20,583
Hey, this is Zannah.
Remember her?
The geographical surveyor?

530
00:40:20,585 --> 00:40:23,553
She's going to take us
to a gas station, Jason.
It's going to be, okay.

531
00:40:23,555 --> 00:40:26,089
After I finish my rounds.

532
00:40:26,091 --> 00:40:31,127
TRTL uses satellite imagery
and it's been mistaking
roads for washes a lot lately

533
00:40:31,129 --> 00:40:33,997
and leading people
into them. Supposedly.

534
00:40:35,066 --> 00:40:37,033
I mean, clearly,
it's doing exactly that.

535
00:40:37,702 --> 00:40:40,570
Jason, I know you warned
me on the app. I'm with
you now. It was a bad idea.

536
00:40:40,572 --> 00:40:43,206
You look like my grandma after
she gets out of the shower.

537
00:40:44,743 --> 00:40:46,943
We're going to miss
the viewing tonight, aren't we?

538
00:40:51,650 --> 00:40:52,649
Mm.

539
00:40:55,854 --> 00:41:00,190
It's a wash, guys.
It was never a road.

540
00:41:00,192 --> 00:41:01,691
Probably never will be.

541
00:41:03,829 --> 00:41:05,662
Oh. It looks like your
buddy's feeling better.

542
00:41:09,734 --> 00:41:10,800
He's gone.

543
00:41:10,802 --> 00:41:11,868
[Zannah screaming]

544
00:41:30,255 --> 00:41:33,223
This wasn't one
of those emotional
support animals, was it?

545
00:41:45,070 --> 00:41:46,836
Where are you guys headed?

546
00:41:46,838 --> 00:41:52,942
Salt Lake City. So, my friend
Jason here can go to the
funeral of his ex-wife.

547
00:41:52,944 --> 00:41:56,813
Wife-- we separated-- died.

548
00:41:59,518 --> 00:42:01,084
[Zannah] I go to
concerts sometimes.

549
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:03,786
-You ever been to a
Three Doors Down concert?
-No.

550
00:42:05,223 --> 00:42:06,623
It sounds weird.

551
00:42:07,526 --> 00:42:10,093
We only have country
music out here.

552
00:42:10,095 --> 00:42:11,261
And western.

553
00:42:12,230 --> 00:42:16,232
Sometimes country-western.

554
00:42:16,234 --> 00:42:18,134
One time I wrote a country song.

555
00:42:18,136 --> 00:42:20,270
That's cool. I think.

556
00:42:20,272 --> 00:42:23,239
Yeah. It was after Yasmeen left.

557
00:42:27,712 --> 00:42:29,812
-I got to get out.
-Okay.

558
00:42:29,814 --> 00:42:31,180
I'll be back in three minutes.

559
00:42:31,182 --> 00:42:32,081
Okay.

560
00:42:35,854 --> 00:42:38,254
-All right. How
are you doing that?
-What?

561
00:42:38,256 --> 00:42:39,756
You're warming up her pussy.

562
00:42:39,758 --> 00:42:41,775
What? No!

563
00:42:41,776 --> 00:42:43,793
She clearly wants you in some
kind of like a sexual way.

564
00:42:43,795 --> 00:42:45,094
Let's just get to Yasmeen.

565
00:42:45,096 --> 00:42:46,896
I mean, the tension
was palpable.

566
00:42:46,898 --> 00:42:50,633
It's not my fault.
I told you, women are
always coming on to me.

567
00:42:50,635 --> 00:42:52,869
Well, I don't know about that,

568
00:42:52,871 --> 00:42:56,272
but we are in the desert
and things are really
skewed out here.

569
00:42:56,274 --> 00:43:00,109
Do you think that
she thinks that I think
I'm flirting with her?

570
00:43:00,111 --> 00:43:03,680
I definitely think that
she thinks, you think,
you're flirting with her.

571
00:43:03,682 --> 00:43:06,249
And honestly,
it's a little disrespectful to
the memory of Yasmeen.

572
00:43:06,251 --> 00:43:09,986
I'm not judging you;
I'm just saying that.
But no judgment.

573
00:43:09,988 --> 00:43:11,821
I'll just tell her
I'm not interested.

574
00:43:11,823 --> 00:43:14,324
No, no. No, no, no.
Don't do that.

575
00:43:14,326 --> 00:43:17,760
That'll just make her
want you more, okay.
You need to squash the spark.

576
00:43:17,762 --> 00:43:21,364
Why? Because I'm
squashed between your
two sets of raging genitalia

577
00:43:21,366 --> 00:43:22,966
and it's very hot in here.

578
00:43:24,035 --> 00:43:25,969
I don't think that's my fault.

579
00:43:27,005 --> 00:43:29,372
It is, though, Jason.
It is your fault.

580
00:43:29,374 --> 00:43:31,641
How am I supposed to squash it?

581
00:43:31,643 --> 00:43:34,243
Just sing her one of those
songs of yours, all right?

582
00:43:34,245 --> 00:43:38,181
That'll dry up even the
most moist of vaginas.
Just... [slurps]

583
00:43:40,352 --> 00:43:42,118
You got like a handful
of them, don't you?

584
00:43:49,861 --> 00:43:53,663
-Do you have an
iPhone charger?
-I use a satellite phone.

585
00:43:54,633 --> 00:43:56,165
And I'm always charged up.

586
00:44:01,306 --> 00:44:05,942
So, what brought you into
geographical surveying?

587
00:44:05,944 --> 00:44:09,379
I like the outdoors.
And I like maps.

588
00:44:09,381 --> 00:44:10,847
I like maps.

589
00:44:10,849 --> 00:44:16,819
I like the bumpy roads,
too. Sometimes I
make noises on them.

590
00:44:18,957 --> 00:44:25,662
Ahh!

591
00:44:41,446 --> 00:44:45,415
<i> ¶ I've been coming here</i>
<i> For about a week ¶</i>

592
00:44:47,252 --> 00:44:50,286
<i> ¶ Talking to you</i>
<i> Is my little treat ¶</i>

593
00:44:51,890 --> 00:44:54,891
<i> ¶ Besides the beam</i>
<i> You're the only thing I like ¶</i>

594
00:44:54,893 --> 00:44:57,360
<i> ¶ About this bar ¶</i>

595
00:44:58,697 --> 00:45:02,465
<i> ¶ I know I'm not</i>
<i> The most perceptive guy ¶</i>

596
00:45:03,835 --> 00:45:08,237
<i> ¶ Sometimes it takes a wink</i>
<i> Or a hand on the thigh ¶</i>

597
00:45:08,239 --> 00:45:14,043
<i> ¶ For me to even know</i>
<i> You know that I'm alive ¶</i>

598
00:45:14,045 --> 00:45:16,713
<i> ¶ I don't know</i>
<i> If you're being friendly ¶</i>

599
00:45:16,715 --> 00:45:19,716
<i> ¶ Or the kiss you blew</i>
<i> Means love me tenderly ¶</i>

600
00:45:19,718 --> 00:45:23,853
<i> ¶ How am I to know</i>
<i> To give a try? ¶</i>

601
00:45:23,855 --> 00:45:28,124
<i> ¶ Are you going to love me? ¶</i>

602
00:45:29,928 --> 00:45:33,362
<i>¶ Are you going to leave me? ¶</i>

603
00:45:36,868 --> 00:45:43,172
<i> ¶ Or are you going</i>
<i> To have to take my keys? ¶</i>

604
00:45:45,944 --> 00:45:48,344
<i> ¶ Is it a yes? ¶</i>

605
00:45:49,247 --> 00:45:51,981
<i> ¶ Is it a no? ¶</i>

606
00:45:53,218 --> 00:45:59,789
<i> ¶ Girl, just give it</i>
<i> To me straight up ¶</i>

607
00:46:04,295 --> 00:46:05,762
Yes.

608
00:46:13,805 --> 00:46:16,105
I don't think they're going to
have funeral attire here, Mike.

609
00:46:18,843 --> 00:46:21,477
Yeah, well, anything
is better than that.

610
00:46:22,514 --> 00:46:24,213
Oh, okay.

611
00:46:25,116 --> 00:46:28,484
Well, I'll try to find
something nice.

612
00:46:28,485 --> 00:46:31,853
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Try to find something nice.
That's what you should be doing.

613
00:46:31,856 --> 00:46:35,158
[Mike] And now we get to go all
the way back out to the desert.

614
00:46:48,506 --> 00:46:50,273
What you got there?

615
00:46:50,275 --> 00:46:52,074
Sorry.

616
00:46:52,076 --> 00:46:53,242
What you got there?

617
00:46:54,312 --> 00:46:58,381
Oh, it's Yasmeen's
treasure trunk.

618
00:46:58,383 --> 00:46:59,448
Oh.

619
00:47:00,518 --> 00:47:02,051
It has my love inside.

620
00:47:04,055 --> 00:47:05,087
Yeah.

621
00:47:06,191 --> 00:47:09,258
I mean, this is just poems and

622
00:47:11,029 --> 00:47:15,064
mementos and memories
from when we were together.

623
00:47:15,066 --> 00:47:17,500
But the most important thing

624
00:47:19,470 --> 00:47:20,403
is this.

625
00:47:21,306 --> 00:47:23,472
Yeah. Wow.

626
00:47:28,913 --> 00:47:31,180
Mike thinks it's crazy, but

627
00:47:34,485 --> 00:47:36,152
she came to me in a dream.

628
00:47:38,957 --> 00:47:42,091
She said,
"Return the ring to me.

629
00:47:43,094 --> 00:47:44,927
We'll be together for eternity."

630
00:47:49,434 --> 00:47:52,068
She said that I was the
one great love in her life.

631
00:47:53,037 --> 00:47:55,471
-Dang!
-Yeah.

632
00:47:58,243 --> 00:47:59,542
You really loved her.

633
00:48:02,247 --> 00:48:03,379
Yeah.

634
00:48:26,437 --> 00:48:28,271
I'm sorry about your ex-wife.

635
00:48:30,041 --> 00:48:30,973
Wife.

636
00:48:34,279 --> 00:48:37,113
Well-- well, she's
not alive anymore.

637
00:48:38,583 --> 00:48:39,682
Yes.

638
00:48:39,684 --> 00:48:43,486
I'm sorry you had to
drive us around all day.

639
00:48:43,488 --> 00:48:46,489
I'm sorry about the
whole raccoon thing.

640
00:48:47,659 --> 00:48:49,926
I'm sorry he attacked you.

641
00:48:49,928 --> 00:48:53,329
I'm sorry that we keep
saying sorry so much.

642
00:48:53,331 --> 00:48:54,964
[Jason chuckles]

643
00:48:56,601 --> 00:48:57,967
We are.

644
00:48:59,070 --> 00:49:00,202
It's, like, sorry!

645
00:49:00,204 --> 00:49:01,170
Sorry.

646
00:49:03,274 --> 00:49:04,473
Sorry.

647
00:49:05,677 --> 00:49:07,076
I said it again.

648
00:49:09,147 --> 00:49:10,279
Thank you.

649
00:49:11,716 --> 00:49:13,049
Thank you.

650
00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:18,087
I have to get to a funeral
and Mike's probably
done taking a dump.

651
00:49:19,424 --> 00:49:20,523
Okay.

652
00:49:25,029 --> 00:49:27,296
-Oh. It's just...
-Alright.

653
00:49:27,298 --> 00:49:28,631
Because... Oh!

654
00:49:35,373 --> 00:49:36,973
-Sorry.
-Thank you.

655
00:49:37,675 --> 00:49:39,008
Thank you.

656
00:49:39,644 --> 00:49:40,643
Thank you.

657
00:49:49,187 --> 00:49:50,553
[starting the car]

658
00:49:52,090 --> 00:49:53,990
<i> -Where are you at?</i>
-[music from app]

659
00:50:07,105 --> 00:50:08,404
Jeez.

660
00:50:46,411 --> 00:50:49,512
Well, that felt good.

661
00:50:53,151 --> 00:50:54,784
You get her number?

662
00:50:54,786 --> 00:50:55,684
No.

663
00:50:57,388 --> 00:50:58,387
Well,

664
00:51:00,058 --> 00:51:00,589
I did.

665
00:51:00,591 --> 00:51:04,393
Says she wants to get coffee,
so you know what that means.

666
00:51:06,397 --> 00:51:08,064
Hey, my phone works.

667
00:51:12,070 --> 00:51:13,803
[phone ringing]

668
00:51:16,574 --> 00:51:18,608
What, Mike?

669
00:51:18,609 --> 00:51:20,643
[Mike]<i> I know that from</i>
<i> your perspective, it looked</i>
<i> like I was running away.</i>

670
00:51:20,645 --> 00:51:24,547
And I was. I was running
away at first. But I was
going to come right back.

671
00:51:24,549 --> 00:51:29,485
But when I was outside,
I see Jason. And I mean,
you should have seen him.

672
00:51:29,487 --> 00:51:31,487
<i> How is he?</i>

673
00:51:31,488 --> 00:51:33,488
Well, I mean, you
were right, you know.

674
00:51:33,491 --> 00:51:36,559
He definitely needed
somebody. He needed me.

675
00:51:37,595 --> 00:51:39,629
No, I didn't.

676
00:51:39,630 --> 00:51:41,664
This is, this is a dumb
question, but I was...

677
00:51:41,666 --> 00:51:44,867
While I've been gone
helping Jason, you
haven't been, like,

678
00:51:44,869 --> 00:51:47,803
you didn't take the opportunity
to text other guys, right?

679
00:51:47,805 --> 00:51:49,694
Excuse me?

680
00:51:49,695 --> 00:51:51,584
That was a dumb
question. Admittedly.
That was a dumb question.

681
00:51:51,585 --> 00:51:53,474
Are you seriously asking me
that question right now, Mike?

682
00:51:53,478 --> 00:51:57,146
I've been out in the desert.
You wouldn't believe
what we've been through.

683
00:51:57,148 --> 00:51:59,548
I wanted to call you right
away, but my phone died.

684
00:51:59,550 --> 00:52:03,219
And that TRTL app I told
you about. Delete it off your
phone. It's not a good app.

685
00:52:03,221 --> 00:52:04,553
-It is a bad app.
-You know what, Mike?

686
00:52:04,555 --> 00:52:05,788
<i> It nearly killed us.</i>

687
00:52:05,790 --> 00:52:08,524
I don't even know.

688
00:52:08,525 --> 00:52:11,259
Honestly, I don't...
I truly don't expect you
to forgive me right away,

689
00:52:11,262 --> 00:52:15,231
but, you know, I'm going
to ask you to look deep
down, because you know me.

690
00:52:15,233 --> 00:52:18,467
-No, she doesn't.
-You know that's not what I
would do. That's not who I am.

691
00:52:18,469 --> 00:52:21,403
She doesn't know you
at all. She doesn't know.
I know who you are.

692
00:52:21,405 --> 00:52:24,740
-I'm sorry, can you--
-I know exactly who you are.

693
00:52:24,742 --> 00:52:27,143
-Hold on a second, Shannon.
-[Jason]<i> You're a liar.</i>

694
00:52:27,145 --> 00:52:28,244
[braking car]

695
00:52:32,750 --> 00:52:35,518
I saw your phone.

696
00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:38,354
Okay? I saw the pictures on your
phone. I saw the Lady Library.

697
00:52:38,356 --> 00:52:40,923
I saw Yasmeen
in the Lady Library.

698
00:52:40,925 --> 00:52:43,209
<i>You knew about the bite marks.</i>

699
00:52:43,210 --> 00:52:45,494
<i> You knew about them</i>
<i> the whole time. You</i>
<i> probably put them there.</i>

700
00:52:45,496 --> 00:52:47,196
-He knew about
the bite marks!
-Okay.

701
00:52:47,198 --> 00:52:49,715
-Give me it.
-No.

702
00:52:49,716 --> 00:52:52,233
Give me the-- she needs to know.
She needs to know!

703
00:52:52,236 --> 00:52:53,702
<i> You had sex with my wife.</i>

704
00:52:54,906 --> 00:52:56,505
Uh...

705
00:52:58,809 --> 00:53:00,609
How could you do that?

706
00:53:03,548 --> 00:53:04,647
I loved her.

707
00:53:07,385 --> 00:53:08,851
She didn't love you.

708
00:53:08,853 --> 00:53:14,290
She didn't, Jason.
That's the whole point
I've been trying to tell you.

709
00:53:14,292 --> 00:53:16,258
-No.
-She was terrible for you.

710
00:53:18,229 --> 00:53:21,630
Get out. Get out. Out.

711
00:53:21,632 --> 00:53:24,400
Get out of the car, right now!

712
00:53:24,402 --> 00:53:25,734
-All right.
-Get out!

713
00:53:29,807 --> 00:53:31,207
I'm sorry.

714
00:53:33,578 --> 00:53:34,843
I don't care.

715
00:54:09,447 --> 00:54:10,779
Chickens!

716
00:54:19,857 --> 00:54:21,423
[screaming]

717
00:54:42,613 --> 00:54:43,612
[opening can]

718
00:54:55,526 --> 00:54:58,494
[Vaginia] Oh! Were you bad?

719
00:55:00,731 --> 00:55:01,730
Yeah.

720
00:55:03,401 --> 00:55:04,967
¶¶¶

721
00:55:17,848 --> 00:55:20,649
<i> ¶ There was a time ¶</i>

722
00:55:21,719 --> 00:55:25,087
<i>¶ We did everything together ¶</i>

723
00:55:25,089 --> 00:55:28,490
<i> ¶ Made our tea for two ¶</i>

724
00:55:28,492 --> 00:55:31,060
<i> -¶ Just you and I ¶</i>
<i> -</i> There're no rules
in the desert.

725
00:55:33,331 --> 00:55:36,432
There's no commitment
in the desert.

726
00:55:37,902 --> 00:55:41,503
There's no pregnancy
in the desert.

727
00:55:44,742 --> 00:55:49,445
What do you say, lost boy? You
want to join me in the desert?

728
00:55:49,447 --> 00:55:52,114
<i> ¶ Then you came</i>
<i> And knocked me down ¶</i>

729
00:55:52,116 --> 00:55:56,051
<i> ¶ Twist my sentences around ¶</i>

730
00:55:56,053 --> 00:56:00,389
<i> ¶ Where on earth</i>
<i> Am I supposed to be ¶</i>

731
00:56:02,493 --> 00:56:10,432
<i> ¶ I'm all alone</i>
<i> I can't believe ¶</i>

732
00:56:10,434 --> 00:56:14,636
<i> ¶ I was the last to know</i>
<i> You walked away ¶</i>

733
00:56:18,642 --> 00:56:19,908
[music ends]

734
00:56:19,910 --> 00:56:21,009
[buzzing sound]

735
00:56:41,799 --> 00:56:44,900
[priest] Yasmeen was
a member of our community.

736
00:56:45,870 --> 00:56:48,804
To her parents,
she was a daughter.

737
00:56:48,806 --> 00:56:51,940
To her siblings,
she was a sibling.

738
00:56:51,942 --> 00:56:54,643
To her doctor,
she was a patient.

739
00:56:56,046 --> 00:56:58,714
To her bartender,
she was a customer.

740
00:57:00,017 --> 00:57:03,051
And to all of us,
she was a friend.

741
00:57:03,053 --> 00:57:05,020
Whom we loved dearly.

742
00:57:05,022 --> 00:57:08,757
But that's not to say that
she lived an easy existence.

743
00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:15,197
No, Yasmeen endured
hardships that many of
us have never had to face

744
00:57:15,199 --> 00:57:16,865
in her short time with us.

745
00:57:18,169 --> 00:57:19,668
Unhealthy relationships,

746
00:57:21,071 --> 00:57:22,504
drug addiction,

747
00:57:23,707 --> 00:57:25,974
chlamydia, gonorrhea,

748
00:57:26,944 --> 00:57:28,143
a pregnancy scare.

749
00:57:28,145 --> 00:57:32,981
It was about two years
ago when Yasmeen last
came to me for guidance.

750
00:57:34,084 --> 00:57:37,853
She hadn't been to church
in quite some years

751
00:57:37,855 --> 00:57:40,055
and wasn't sure if
she'd be welcomed back.

752
00:57:40,891 --> 00:57:44,827
I told her that
with faith, prayer,

753
00:57:44,829 --> 00:57:48,030
repentance and paying
her tithing in full,

754
00:57:48,032 --> 00:57:51,133
she'd be welcomed back
to the church with open arms.

755
00:57:54,872 --> 00:57:56,572
Sir, may I help you? Sir?

756
00:58:11,489 --> 00:58:15,824
Oh no. Oh, no. Where's the ring?

757
00:58:15,826 --> 00:58:18,160
Oh, shit.

758
00:58:29,073 --> 00:58:32,674
No!

759
00:58:36,947 --> 00:58:40,148
-You forget something?
-Mike?

760
00:58:43,654 --> 00:58:44,987
What are you doing here?

761
00:58:44,989 --> 00:58:49,291
I'm bringing you
the ring. You forgot it.

762
00:58:50,227 --> 00:58:54,162
Listen, that whole crazy
dream from Yasmeen?

763
00:58:55,866 --> 00:58:57,266
I get it.

764
00:58:57,268 --> 00:58:58,934
You should do
what it told you to do.

765
00:59:00,738 --> 00:59:02,571
How did you get here?

766
00:59:02,573 --> 00:59:04,139
Zannah. Again.

767
00:59:09,847 --> 00:59:11,213
You should do the thing.

768
00:59:26,664 --> 00:59:27,896
Excuse me.

769
00:59:28,799 --> 00:59:29,965
Who are you?

770
00:59:31,135 --> 00:59:33,835
LeBrawn. I'm her husband.

771
00:59:33,837 --> 00:59:36,138
-What?
-Funeral home forgot
to put this on her.

772
00:59:38,242 --> 00:59:40,576
No, no, no, no, no. Correction.

773
00:59:40,578 --> 00:59:42,945
Her family never wanted
the ring on her finger.

774
00:59:42,947 --> 00:59:44,613
[LeBrawn] She
divorced you, Rando.

775
00:59:44,615 --> 00:59:47,349
It's Ramon Antonio
Sanchez to you!

776
00:59:47,351 --> 00:59:49,651
-Who the hell are you?
-I'm her fiancé.

777
00:59:49,653 --> 00:59:52,154
She's married to me.

778
00:59:52,156 --> 00:59:54,323
You're the one who let her OD.

779
00:59:54,325 --> 00:59:58,827
She wouldn't have turned
to drugs if not for all
you clingy bitches.

780
00:59:58,829 --> 01:00:01,196
-You killed her!
-I didn't kill shit.

781
01:00:08,038 --> 01:00:09,671
Someone get a fire extinguisher!

782
01:00:09,673 --> 01:00:10,739
I got it.

783
01:00:37,134 --> 01:00:39,067
¶¶¶

784
01:00:51,649 --> 01:00:54,683
<i> ¶ There was a time ¶</i>

785
01:00:55,386 --> 01:00:59,187
<i>¶ We did everything together ¶</i>

786
01:00:59,189 --> 01:01:04,660
<i> ¶ Made our tea for two</i>
<i> Just you and I ¶</i>

787
01:01:06,163 --> 01:01:14,069
<i> ¶ I'm all alone</i>
<i> I can't believe ¶</i>

788
01:01:14,071 --> 01:01:18,173
<i> ¶ I was the last to know</i>
<i> You walked away ¶</i>

789
01:01:18,175 --> 01:01:20,909
<i>¶ The first to feel the pain ¶</i>

790
01:01:20,911 --> 01:01:29,017
<i> ¶ I'm all alone</i>
<i> I can't believe ¶</i>

791
01:01:29,019 --> 01:01:32,688
<i> ¶ I was the last to know</i>
<i> You walked away ¶</i>

792
01:01:32,690 --> 01:01:33,989
-Ahh!
-Jason.

793
01:01:37,828 --> 01:01:39,361
-Hey, Zannah.
-Hey.

794
01:01:40,464 --> 01:01:41,863
[sobbing] Hey.

795
01:01:44,435 --> 01:01:46,134
Hey.

796
01:01:46,136 --> 01:01:48,687
Mike called me.

797
01:01:48,688 --> 01:01:51,239
He told me what happened,
so I drove him down here.

798
01:01:52,376 --> 01:01:55,444
That's like a six-hour drive.

799
01:01:59,783 --> 01:02:01,083
Oh!

800
01:02:02,252 --> 01:02:04,119
-It's fine.
-Sorry.

801
01:02:04,121 --> 01:02:05,754
-That's okay. I'm all right.
-Sorry.

802
01:02:06,490 --> 01:02:08,090
-I'm going to get out.
-It hurt.

803
01:02:08,092 --> 01:02:10,125
-You okay?
-I'm okay.

804
01:02:18,035 --> 01:02:19,101
Jason,

805
01:02:20,404 --> 01:02:24,239
you gave a crap
about Yasmeen. And

806
01:02:26,076 --> 01:02:31,513
there's not a lot of stuff in
life that's truly crap worthy.

807
01:02:31,515 --> 01:02:33,348
Yeah.

808
01:02:33,350 --> 01:02:37,819
And well, I've decided
to move to LA.

809
01:02:37,821 --> 01:02:41,356
-Oh, I-- you shouldn't
do that on my account.
-To be with my dad.

810
01:02:44,128 --> 01:02:46,027
Oh, good. Good.

811
01:02:46,029 --> 01:02:48,096
He has pancreatic cancer.

812
01:02:49,299 --> 01:02:50,165
Oh.

813
01:02:51,001 --> 01:02:52,367
-Yeah.
-Hmm.

814
01:02:52,369 --> 01:02:54,503
-Ah. Yeah.
-Hmm.

815
01:02:57,274 --> 01:02:59,841
-I know Mike has it,
but here's-- oh!
-Oh!

816
01:03:02,546 --> 01:03:07,816
That has my phone number, if you
ever need anyone to talk to or

817
01:03:08,519 --> 01:03:11,253
get emotional support.

818
01:03:12,322 --> 01:03:14,089
Couch time.

819
01:03:14,091 --> 01:03:16,124
Practice your music.

820
01:03:16,126 --> 01:03:17,325
Frozen yogurt.

821
01:03:22,299 --> 01:03:24,099
I play guitar.

822
01:03:24,100 --> 01:03:25,900
Those all sound
really wonderful, but

823
01:03:27,437 --> 01:03:29,371
I'm almost forty, I don't...

824
01:03:29,373 --> 01:03:34,376
Oh, not for, not for
sex or stuff like that.

825
01:03:34,378 --> 01:03:35,794
Right.

826
01:03:35,795 --> 01:03:37,211
I thought we were
just flirting, right?

827
01:03:38,816 --> 01:03:40,081
Wait, we were flirting?

828
01:03:41,118 --> 01:03:42,517
The tension was palpable.

829
01:03:44,955 --> 01:03:46,421
Anyways, um,

830
01:03:48,192 --> 01:03:52,394
I was kind of hoping we could
continue this friendship.

831
01:03:52,396 --> 01:03:56,198
Maybe get some
coffee or something when
we're both back in LA.

832
01:03:57,301 --> 01:03:58,834
-Wow.
-Sir.

833
01:03:58,836 --> 01:04:00,936
Time to go.

834
01:04:00,937 --> 01:04:03,037
Oh. I'm sorry.
I have to go with this guy.

835
01:04:03,040 --> 01:04:04,472
Okay.

836
01:04:04,474 --> 01:04:07,108
Call me or
shoot me an email,

837
01:04:07,110 --> 01:04:09,411
but I didn't write my email
address on that paper.

838
01:04:09,413 --> 01:04:11,079
-I'll text you.
-Jason.

839
01:04:11,081 --> 01:04:11,880
Yes?

840
01:04:11,882 --> 01:04:14,983
You know I'm not twelve, right?

841
01:04:14,985 --> 01:04:15,917
Right.

842
01:04:21,925 --> 01:04:23,225
[radio noises]

843
01:04:23,227 --> 01:04:25,026
I've been to worse funerals.

844
01:04:25,028 --> 01:04:26,494
[radio chatter]

845
01:04:32,436 --> 01:04:33,535
[woman]<i> Let them go.</i>

846
01:04:37,574 --> 01:04:41,376
[Jason] Utah cops are
way more understanding
than I thought they'd be.

847
01:04:47,451 --> 01:04:48,984
Shannon's pregnant.

848
01:04:49,620 --> 01:04:51,953
-What?
-Yeah.

849
01:04:53,590 --> 01:04:54,890
With your...

850
01:04:56,526 --> 01:04:58,026
Yeah. Yeah.

851
01:05:02,266 --> 01:05:05,467
-Is that why you...
-Mm-hmm.

852
01:05:05,469 --> 01:05:10,472
Uh, she told me and I panicked,
and it was a dick move.

853
01:05:16,146 --> 01:05:17,679
I think you'll be a good dad.

854
01:05:58,455 --> 01:06:03,058
I think I may have caught
a little bit of scoliosis.

855
01:06:04,394 --> 01:06:07,195
-Probably all that driving
around in the car, cooped up.
-Yeah.

856
01:06:07,197 --> 01:06:08,096
Sharing germs.

857
01:06:09,433 --> 01:06:14,102
You know, I think
I've decided, though.

858
01:06:17,741 --> 01:06:19,574
I'm going to touch myself again.

859
01:06:21,278 --> 01:06:23,144
Hey, all right.

860
01:06:25,615 --> 01:06:26,514
Right now?

861
01:06:43,433 --> 01:06:46,001
Honestly, though,
do you think I have a
chance of pulling this off?

862
01:06:48,238 --> 01:06:50,338
Probably a better one
than I did with Yasmeen.

863
01:06:53,477 --> 01:06:56,144
It's going to be awkward
up front, though.
She's going to be mad.

864
01:06:56,146 --> 01:06:58,480
Yeah, kind of has
a right to be mad.

865
01:06:58,482 --> 01:07:04,753
But you know what?
I'm just going to start talking.
I'm going to do it honestly.

866
01:07:06,390 --> 01:07:07,389
Good.

867
01:07:10,160 --> 01:07:11,092
I'm going to do it.

868
01:07:11,094 --> 01:07:12,227
-Okay.
-Alright.

869
01:07:12,229 --> 01:07:13,161
Alright.

870
01:07:14,698 --> 01:07:19,667
Also, I am sorry I blew
up Yasmeen's corpse.

871
01:07:19,669 --> 01:07:23,071
I did make sure they
got the finger back.

872
01:07:23,774 --> 01:07:25,540
Okay. Doing it.

873
01:07:25,542 --> 01:07:27,242
-Okay.
-I'll see you.

874
01:07:27,244 --> 01:07:28,810
All right. Good luck!

875
01:07:29,679 --> 01:07:30,512
[Mike] Thank you.

876
01:07:30,514 --> 01:07:31,479
[Jason] See you home.

877
01:07:35,052 --> 01:07:38,219
Probably going to
have make-up sex.

878
01:07:38,221 --> 01:07:39,087
Easy.

879
01:09:00,170 --> 01:09:02,237
¶¶¶

880
01:09:14,518 --> 01:09:17,552
<i> ¶ There was a time ¶</i>

881
01:09:18,455 --> 01:09:22,257
<i>¶ We did everything together ¶</i>

882
01:09:22,259 --> 01:09:27,529
<i> ¶ Made our tea for two</i>
<i> Just you and I ¶</i>

883
01:09:29,399 --> 01:09:31,933
<i> ¶ There was a time ¶</i>

884
01:09:32,836 --> 01:09:37,272
<i> ¶ We had a world</i>
<i> To show forever ¶</i>

885
01:09:37,274 --> 01:09:40,808
<i> ¶ Any storm out there</i>
<i> We'd weather ¶</i>

886
01:09:40,810 --> 01:09:43,444
<i> ¶ Just you and I ¶</i>

887
01:09:45,282 --> 01:09:48,716
<i> ¶ Then you came</i>
<i> And knocked me down ¶</i>

888
01:09:48,718 --> 01:09:52,587
<i> ¶ Twist my sentences around ¶</i>

889
01:09:52,589 --> 01:09:57,659
<i> ¶ Where on earth am I</i>
<i> Supposed to be ¶</i>

890
01:09:59,196 --> 01:10:06,901
<i> ¶ I'm all alone</i>
<i> I can't believe ¶</i>

891
01:10:06,903 --> 01:10:11,272
<i> ¶ I was the last to know</i>
<i> You walked away ¶</i>

892
01:10:11,274 --> 01:10:17,445
<i> ¶ First to feel the pain</i>
<i> I'm all alone ¶</i>

893
01:10:17,447 --> 01:10:21,916
<i> ¶ I can't believe ¶</i>

894
01:10:21,918 --> 01:10:26,221
<i> ¶ I was the last to know</i>
<i> You walked away ¶</i>

895
01:10:26,223 --> 01:10:29,791
<i> ¶ The first to feel the pain</i>
<i> I'm all alone ¶</i>

896
01:10:29,793 --> 01:10:36,898
<i> ¶ In my mind, I'm still</i>
<i> Swimming in the memories ¶</i>

897
01:10:36,900 --> 01:10:40,902
<i> ¶ Reaching out</i>
<i> For all that could be ¶</i>

898
01:10:40,904 --> 01:10:43,771
<i> ¶ Just you and I ¶</i>

899
01:10:44,841 --> 01:10:48,810
<i> ¶ Still you come</i>
<i> And knock me down ¶</i>

900
01:10:48,812 --> 01:10:52,647
<i> ¶ Lost all hope</i>
<i> And never found ¶</i>

901
01:10:52,649 --> 01:10:57,285
<i> ¶ Where on earth</i>
<i> Am I supposed to be ¶</i>

902
01:10:58,888 --> 01:11:07,462
<i> ¶ I'm all alone</i>
<i> I can't believe ¶</i>

903
01:11:07,464 --> 01:11:10,865
<i> ¶ I was the last to know</i>
<i> You walked away ¶</i>

904
01:11:10,867 --> 01:11:17,538
<i> ¶ The first to feel the pain</i>
<i> I'm all alone ¶</i>

905
01:11:17,540 --> 01:11:21,909
<i> ¶ I can't believe ¶</i>

906
01:11:21,911 --> 01:11:25,847
<i> ¶ I was the last to know</i>
<i> You walked away ¶</i>

907
01:11:25,849 --> 01:11:28,683
<i>¶ The first to feel the pain ¶</i>

908
01:11:28,685 --> 01:11:32,553
<i> ¶ I'm all alone ¶</i>

909
01:11:38,962 --> 01:11:42,363
<i> ¶ I can't believe ¶</i>

910
01:11:46,002 --> 01:11:50,004
<i> ¶ I'm all alone ¶</i>

911
01:11:53,443 --> 01:11:57,345
<i> ¶ I can't believe ¶</i>

912
01:12:00,850 --> 01:12:05,520
<i> ¶ I'm all alone ¶</i>

913
01:12:08,491 --> 01:12:12,727
<i> ¶ I can't believe ¶</i>

914
01:12:12,729 --> 01:12:15,563
¶¶¶

915
01:13:00,543 --> 01:13:02,043
[music ends]