Cumadrin

Response to http://imgur.com/gallery/GLBUE

Oct 29th, 2013
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  1. I would hope people would enjoy themselves at my funeral. Celebrate my life, have one last party in my honor. That's what I would want. Sure I may be gone, and it's sad, but as long as it's tasteful and respectful, I would like the last time my friends and family gather in my honor to be a time of joy as much as grief. More so if they know I lived life to the fullest, enjoyed every minute, and got to say my goodbyes to everyone I needed to.
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  3. Maybe by the time I die I'm that kooky grandpa who orders in his will that a practical joke be made with my corpse to freak out my Aunt Agnes who I never got along with, so I could claim final victory in our decades-long feud! You don't know me and you don't know the people in this album.
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  5. Being happy or positive at a funeral shouldn't be something to be ashamed of. And selfies are far from a sin, whether you like them or not. The world could do with a lot less judging and a lot more positivity.
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  7. I'm far from a happy camper in real life. I've seriously contemplated killing myself, and to be honest I'm not sure I ever won't. But if it's something my folks know I would've found funny, they could lean in the casket and take a selfie with my corpse! It would probably be the first time I could ever sit still in a nice suit!
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  10. Everyone needs to chill out, stop judging strangers, and consider how you would like your funeral to go. And even if you're the most traditional, easily-offended person on the planet, there's more than one way to grieve and honor a departed loved one.
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