I Feel Pretty (2018)

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Thanks. Have a good class.

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Okay, someone has to address
this towel situation.

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'Cause, like, I labeled the bins
specifically for certain towels.

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Hi. Renee Bennett.

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- Oh.
- Uh, Renee Bennett.

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Is this not where I go?

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No, this is where you go.
Just sign in here.

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- Okay.
- Do you need shoes?

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- Yes.
- Okay, what size?

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Eight.

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- Eight?
- Seven.

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- Seven. Okay.
- Nine. And a half.

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Nine and a half?

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- Nine...
- Okay. Yeah.

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Double-wide?

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Double what?

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Double-wide.

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Like the trailer?

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- Um...
- Double-wide. Just...

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Do we have
a double-wide shoe?

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It's just like a regular shoe,
but it's wider,

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and then it's wider for that.

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I guess for just wider feet.

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You know what?
I think we have a male instructor

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who used to be, like, a fireman.

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- Maybe he matches your big foot?
- It's... It's not...

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I'm just going to take these.
These are perfect.

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Okay. Have a good class.

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So, your first time?

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Mmm-hmm.

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Me too.

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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We all got
to start somewhere, right?

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Yeah.

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- All right, well, good luck.
- Yeah.

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- See you in there.
- See you.

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Sorry.

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What's up?

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Sorry.

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Oh, shit, are you okay?

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Mmm-hmm. Yeah.

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Yeah.

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No, seriously, are... are you okay?
'Cause that looks bad.

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Yeah, no, I'm just going
to get some smaller shoes.

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- Are you okay?
- Um... yeah.

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<i>Hey, guys, this is Jen,
and today I wanted to share</i>

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<i>another really cool
hair tutorial with you.</i>

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<i>This look is a very punk rock
faux hawk using ponytails.</i>

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<i>I'm going to start at the top</i>

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<i>and add a bump to the top of my head.</i>

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<i>Back comb with some hair spray</i>

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<i>until you have a lot of volume there.</i>

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<i>Now I'm taking another little section
a little bit wider.</i>

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<i>Now tie this part back.</i>

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<i>Now the very end of your ponytail</i>

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<i>you might have this little bit
of hair at the end.</i>

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<i>So I'm just going to give it
a lot of volume.</i>

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<i>So, this is the final look.</i>

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<i>I hope you guys enjoyed this rock star,</i>

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<i>kind of punk rock mohawk faux hawk.</i>

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<i>If you did, don't forget
to give this video a thumbs up</i>

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<i>and subscribe to this channel
if you need more hair tutorials.</i>

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<i>This is Jen, and I will
talk to you guys next time.</i>

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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Are you shopping for a gift?

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Oh, no, just kind of
browsing for me.

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Okay. Um, so sizing is a little
limited here in the store,

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but you could probably
find your size online.

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A guy ran by. It was weird.

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- I'm trying.
- Just, like, ask.

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Get in there.

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Mason?

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Should we have more,
like, banter?

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Nah, I'm good.

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We should have fun in here.

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We should come in and be,
like, excited to interact.

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I had sex last night.

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Uh... Oh, cool.

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I was alone.

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Forget it.

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Did you get that email
from Corporate?

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Complaints about the
Clafoutis lipstick?

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The Clafoutis?

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Customers are saying it's way more
orange than it looks online.

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No. Okay, then tell me
this isn't the exact same color.

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Look at this.

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Look.

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I just write code.

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Come on, Mason.

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This is exactly why they should just
let us run the website

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from the 5th Avenue headquarters.

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Right?

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God!

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Why does Lily LeClaire, like, hide us
in this weird Chinatown basement?

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I'm so sick of it.
Aren't you sick of this?

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No.

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I'm getting out of here.
I'm getting a coffee.

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A real coffee. Not that crap.

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Do... Do you want anything?

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- Baguetti.
- You mean a baguette?

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- Yeah.
- You want a whole baguette?

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Half.

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Half a baguette.
That's not weird.

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- Yeah?
- Yeah, the highlighter does it.

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- Viv, you look gorgeous.
- Really?

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- Right?
- You look really beautiful.

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Ooh.

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Wow. I mean,
I do look pretty.

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Just... I don't know
if I look like me.

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No, you don't look
like yourself.

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But you do look like
Selena Gomez

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in that video where she says,
"It ain't me."

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It is you.
Like, I recreated it.

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Are you sure I don't look like
sort of, like, a lady of the night?

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Like a prostitute?

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"Come over here, boys."

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No, and they don't talk
like that anymore.

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It's, like, kind of rad that your work
lets you take all this stuff.

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- I know.
- Well, it's more like implied...

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You know, they're not like,
"Here's a gift bag."

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But I steal it.

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No, but a lot of it's recalled.
They wouldn't care.

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Like, this one they said
looks like contraception.

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Oh, hey, it really does.

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That's exactly
what my pill pack looks like.

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Yeah, but a lot of people like having sex
and not having a baby,

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so I don't know what
the problem is.

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I met this baby the other day

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that was, like,
wack as hell. Honestly.

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- Really?
- Okay.

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This is the Groupies site?

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It's not "Groupies."
It's Grouper Date.

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And you're not bailing
because we need three people

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in order to get matched
on a date.

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- Yes.
- Yeah, but look at them.

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Come look at these pictures.
These are the people we're competing with?

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Three Eurasian cocktail
waitresses.

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- Yeah?
- Three Australian wakeboarders.

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And the Hadids!

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Is that the mom?

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- Yeah.
- Yeah.

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I'm not competing with this.
I'm not doing it.

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Well, Renee, the thing is,
like, different kinds of men

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are looking for different things.

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Like, I mean, I know that
my guy is going to be interested

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in the fact that I like
true crime

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and inter-species animal
friendships.

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- Please...
- And I've added them all on dares...

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No, don't put that on the profile.

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Oh, my God, Viv,
nobody cares about the profile.

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No one even looks at the profile.

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The picture is all that matters,
and you get a picture of yourself

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and you feel, like,
really good about it

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and you hide your double chin,
you hide your acne,

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and you hide your cellulite.

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And then when the guy meets you
in person, he's, like, so disappointed.

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Or you take a picture
of yourself

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where you feel like
it really looks like you.

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And then you check your profile

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and no one is liking it
or clicking it or twitting it

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or... poking you.

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And you didn't even want to go out
with this guy in the first place.

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But he's rejecting you,
and... and it's not fair,

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and I'm sick of it.

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Well...

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You raise a lot
of interesting points, Renee.

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- And thank you for that pep talk.
- Yes, thank you.

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I feel like this is exactly
what we needed.

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You guys are jerks.

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Let's just take a fun picture.

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- Yeah.
- Let's just do it.

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- I'm a photo queen!
- Look at this face!

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- Whoo!
- Okay.

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That's not good.

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We look like
we're being attacked, Viv.

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- That's bad.
- I look mid-poop.

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It looks like you're, like,
having sex with me.

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Viv!

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Okay...

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Okay... And three.

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And that's the one.

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What the hell, Mason?

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I spilled salad dressing
on myself.

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God, look, I know this office
isn't the epicenter of anything,

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but once we stop feeling compelled
to participate in things like pants,

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we've gone too far outside
the social contract.

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We're in a crisis, Renee.
The server's down.

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It's happened before,
it always comes back online,

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- but not this time.
- Oh, no... Wait, wait.

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How are we going to get
the web traffic reports

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to Corporate for their
11:00 a.m.?

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It's our only job
in this stupid office!

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I'm already printing out the reports,
and it's not stupid.

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Maybe a little.

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Either way, you can leave our
stupid office in about ten seconds.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa!

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You think I'm going
to Lily LeClaire today?

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Oh, no, I am not going
to Lily LeClaire.

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I promise you that, okay?

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- I did not shower.
- You never shower.

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I never shower for work.

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Okay, I shower at night.

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When I shower is my business.
I'm not going there.

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No. I'm wearing bathing suit bottoms
'cause I have no clean undies.

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I have a Bed Bath & Beyond bag
for my purse. No!

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Repeat after me.

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- I am brave.
- I am brave.

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- I am blonde.
- I am blonde.

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- And I got this.
- And I got this.

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- I am brave!
- I am brave!

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- I am blonde!
- I am blonde!

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- And I got this!
- And I got this!

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I am brave!

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For Steve in Marketing.

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Okay, great.
I'll make sure she gets them.

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Is that Avery LeClaire?

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- Yeah.
- There she is again. Oh!

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Oh, my God. She's right there.

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Is that so cool?

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What's that?

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You know, being
the receptionist here? Just...

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being around it all?

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Well, I'm just an intern
filling in.

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They're trying to find
a new receptionist, actually.

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Shut up.

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Oh, come on.
It's like a dream job.

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Um, I'll make sure
Marketing gets these papers.

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Okay.

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I'm gonna head out.

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Can we all say hello
to my grandmother, Lily,

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who will be joining us today?

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Hello, Lily.

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We are in our third quarter
of our fiscal year,

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and as you are all aware,
the research results

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have come in on our
diffusion line.

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Do you have to say
"diffusion" like that?

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- Like what?
- Like it means "low end"?

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It does mean "low end."

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It also means "accessible."

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Or "thoughtfully priced."

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Say it like that.

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Okay.

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It seems that we have some work to do
on our diffusion line

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because we are new
to the diffusion landscape.

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We need to get people used
to seeing our products

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not just at Saks and Bendel's,
but also at Target and Kohl's.

248
00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:56,244
Jenn, go.

249
00:15:56,831 --> 00:16:00,871
Well, it says here that 74%
of core diffusion demo respondents

250
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,952
strongly believe that we are...

251
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:04,957
elitist pricks.

252
00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:10,964
Okay, so what I am hearing
is that we need to pivot in order...

253
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:14,221
This is not rocket science, Avery.

254
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,094
We're just trying to start...

255
00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:20,890
a line of accessible
cosmetics at Target.

256
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,438
Who here has gone
makeup shopping at Target?

257
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:24,890
- You?
- No!

258
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,270
- Either of you?
- Mmm.

259
00:16:26,569 --> 00:16:27,650
No.

260
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:31,146
Unbelievable.

261
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:37,119
People think that we are elitists
who do not belong at Target,

262
00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:38,662
and they may be right.

263
00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:41,115
But when people walk
into this office,

264
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:46,587
I want them to see that Lily LeClaire
includes everyone.

265
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:48,835
Even bargain shoppers.

266
00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:58,177
"Must be passionate about beauty..."

267
00:16:58,684 --> 00:16:59,640
Me.

268
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,594
"...and dream of sitting
in our lobby..."

269
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:04,554
Me.

270
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,856
"...at the center of it all."

271
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:11,524
"Must be stylish and full
of confidence."

272
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,023
I mean...

273
00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:18,034
Maybe not full of confidence.

274
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:22,498
"The first face people see
when they come to our office,

275
00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:25,291
in some ways, the real face
of our beauty line."

276
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,004
Whatever.

277
00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:36,256
Yes, it is the perfect job.

278
00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:38,054
Of course, I know that.
I'm just...

279
00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:40,382
I don't even see a point
in applying.

280
00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:41,683
I have no shot.

281
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:43,431
Yeah.

282
00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:46,263
I'm not exactly the face
they're looking for.

283
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:50,233
Oh. Hey, Jane,
can I call you back?

284
00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,025
Hi.

285
00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:01,612
Um, Renee. We kind of met
at SoulCycle...

286
00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:03,823
- Oh, my God.
- Yeah, yeah.

287
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,282
How's your vagina?

288
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,496
- Oh.
- Like, the whole region?

289
00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:08,703
Thanks for asking.

290
00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:11,504
The region is kind of
as good as can be expected.

291
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:12,502
Was there blood?

292
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,083
There was not not-blood.

293
00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:15,257
Hey, hi.

294
00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:16,876
Wow.

295
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:19,087
- Hi.
- I'm sorry, I'm so lost.

296
00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:22,265
Could you tell me where to find
that squeezy dish soap?

297
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:23,432
- Uh...
- Yeah, you're probably wondering

298
00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:26,353
why I'm not asking, you know,
the person that obviously works here.

299
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:27,304
But...

300
00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:28,851
I don't work here.

301
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:31,775
But I've gotten really
good at dishes.

302
00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:34,691
And so, I was just wondering
if you might have some dishes...

303
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:37,614
Oh, my gosh, I'm so sorry, I forgot.
It's in aisle 10.

304
00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:39,657
- Hey, we're good, sir.
- Oh.

305
00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:42,699
I was thinking,
you can give me your number...

306
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:45,280
Um, I'm so sorry,
I don't give out my number.

307
00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:46,956
It's nice to meet you.

308
00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:49,034
- So...
- It's nice to meet you.

309
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,289
Good luck with the dishes
and everything else.

310
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:51,369
Thank you.

311
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:56,041
Does that kind of stuff
happen all the time?

312
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:57,797
What, him?

313
00:18:57,887 --> 00:19:02,678
Yeah, like a guy, like, trying to hook up
with you in a totally normal place?

314
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:05,308
Yeah, I'm sure that happens
to you all the time, too.

315
00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:06,764
Uh, no.

316
00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:08,720
That has literally never
happened to me in my life.

317
00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:11,022
- Okay, well, I don't believe you.
- Wait, can I ask you a question?

318
00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:12,064
Yeah.

319
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,188
Did you ever go on a trip
to, like, Italy or something,

320
00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:16,611
and you land at the airport
and then, like...

321
00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:19,109
you meet these two guys,

322
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:21,317
and they're like,
"Hey, come on this yacht with us,"

323
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:24,574
and then you wind up going on
a yacht trip in, like, Capri.

324
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:27,828
And it's like this whole other part
of your trip you didn't even foresee.

325
00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:29,791
- But, like...
- Yeah.

326
00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:31,538
I had one like that last summer.

327
00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:33,746
- In Greece, though, not Italy.
- I knew it.

328
00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:35,831
- I knew it! I knew it!
- Yeah.

329
00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:37,461
God, I knew that stuff happened.

330
00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:40,006
Oh, man, I've just...

331
00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:42,634
I've always wondered
what it feels like to be just...

332
00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:45,507
undeniably pretty.

333
00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:49,762
And just have all those parts in life
open up to you

334
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:54,190
that... you only get to experience
when you look like you.

335
00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,279
Just once...

336
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:03,529
- I mean...
- I don't think that this mascara

337
00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:07,454
or Wet n Wild bronzer can do
that kind of heavy lifting. So...

338
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,536
I'll just pray for a miracle.

339
00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:13,868
Hey. It's not in 10.

340
00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:17,464
Nine. It was aisle nine.
Do you want me to show you?

341
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:19,792
Can we get you back
to register two?

342
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,751
I don't work here.

343
00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:33,062
<i>Make my wish. Right.</i>

344
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:36,190
<i>I wish I were big.</i>

345
00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,207
This is crazy! This is crazy!

346
00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:02,758
I wish...

347
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,094
I wish I was beautiful!

348
00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:23,104
Please.

349
00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:25,364
Please, please, please. Please.

350
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:57,226
What's up, SoHo? I'm Luna!

351
00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,148
Hey!

352
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:02,777
Are you ready?

353
00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:07,532
All right, y'all, I don't know
what you came in here for today,

354
00:22:07,618 --> 00:22:10,986
but what I do know is that
the miracle is already here.

355
00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:13,951
You just have to open your heart
and receive it.

356
00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:15,577
I want you to look in the mirror

357
00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:18,035
and visualize the change
you came in here for.

358
00:22:18,128 --> 00:22:20,791
Is it spiritual? Is it physical?

359
00:22:21,048 --> 00:22:22,334
Is it emotional?

360
00:22:22,925 --> 00:22:25,759
Today I want you to look
in the mirror.

361
00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:28,087
You're not going to see
what you normally see.

362
00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:33,175
Today you're going to see
what you've always wanted to be.

363
00:22:33,602 --> 00:22:35,264
So, you ready to get your life?

364
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:39,098
SoHo, are you ready
to get your life?

365
00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:40,602
Change your mind!

366
00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:43,231
Change your body!
Change your life!

367
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:44,606
Yeah!

368
00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:45,938
Coming out of the saddle

369
00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:48,023
in three, two, one! Up!

370
00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:53,946
Oh, my God, are you okay?

371
00:22:58,544 --> 00:22:59,705
We got a white girl down.

372
00:23:07,970 --> 00:23:09,051
Hey.

373
00:23:12,766 --> 00:23:15,053
You hit your head really hard
on the way down.

374
00:23:15,728 --> 00:23:18,436
Oh. Sorry. Oh, God.

375
00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:21,810
Here's an ice pack.

376
00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:25,065
Oh, God, thank you.

377
00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:26,778
And some water.

378
00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:31,241
And we have
a complimentary bandana.

379
00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:33,197
- So...
- Aww.

380
00:23:33,287 --> 00:23:35,495
You didn't have to do that.
This is too much.

381
00:23:38,334 --> 00:23:40,417
This is huge.

382
00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:51,336
Did something happen
to your arm?

383
00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:55,970
Should I call a doctor?

384
00:23:57,770 --> 00:24:00,262
Yeah...

385
00:24:11,367 --> 00:24:12,448
Are your legs okay?

386
00:24:12,534 --> 00:24:15,948
No! They're not okay.

387
00:24:16,830 --> 00:24:17,946
They're...

388
00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:22,117
amazing. Oh, my God.

389
00:24:22,753 --> 00:24:24,540
Do I look super toned to you?

390
00:24:24,797 --> 00:24:25,787
Uh...

391
00:24:25,881 --> 00:24:27,918
I don't know how
to answer that.

392
00:24:29,176 --> 00:24:30,883
- Oh, my God, feel my abs!
- Uh...

393
00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:33,053
- Rock hard, right?
- Feels full.

394
00:24:33,138 --> 00:24:34,595
- It's a rock.
- Uh-huh.

395
00:24:35,391 --> 00:24:36,381
Wait...

396
00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:48,776
Wait.

397
00:24:50,030 --> 00:24:51,862
Wait, no.

398
00:24:53,117 --> 00:24:54,153
Wait.

399
00:24:55,035 --> 00:24:55,946
Wait.

400
00:24:59,081 --> 00:25:00,492
- That's me?
- Yeah.

401
00:25:01,083 --> 00:25:02,073
No.

402
00:25:08,215 --> 00:25:12,175
What? Oh, my God,
do you see this?

403
00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:13,422
Yes?

404
00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:17,677
I mean... look at me!
Look at my jawline!

405
00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:20,433
No, no, I always...
I always wanted this to happen.

406
00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:21,930
You dream this will happen,

407
00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:23,478
but I never thought
it would really happen!

408
00:25:23,564 --> 00:25:24,850
I mean... look at me!

409
00:25:24,940 --> 00:25:27,478
Look at my boobs!
Look at my ass!

410
00:25:29,194 --> 00:25:30,150
I'm...

411
00:25:32,031 --> 00:25:33,272
beautiful!

412
00:25:36,577 --> 00:25:39,194
All right, if you're good,

413
00:25:39,997 --> 00:25:41,863
I'm going to take this back
and go to the front.

414
00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:43,956
As long as you don't sue.

415
00:26:15,908 --> 00:26:17,319
Hey, great dress.

416
00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:18,570
Thanks. It's from Target.

417
00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:20,617
Of course it is.

418
00:26:20,704 --> 00:26:22,286
Aren't girls like us so lucky,

419
00:26:22,372 --> 00:26:25,991
that we can shop, like, anywhere
and still look fly as hell?

420
00:26:26,085 --> 00:26:27,576
- I guess.
- Yeah!

421
00:26:30,881 --> 00:26:33,248
Oh, gosh! Thank you.

422
00:26:34,134 --> 00:26:35,875
Chivalry, alive and well.

423
00:26:42,893 --> 00:26:44,384
Jimmy, come here!

424
00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:47,436
Mwah!

425
00:26:55,364 --> 00:26:56,775
For Lisa in HR.

426
00:26:56,865 --> 00:26:58,572
My name's Renee Bennett,

427
00:26:58,659 --> 00:27:00,742
and I'm applying
for the receptionist job.

428
00:27:15,134 --> 00:27:16,295
Don't scream.

429
00:27:16,718 --> 00:27:18,209
Slowly turn around.

430
00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:22,635
Okay, I know you don't
recognize me.

431
00:27:22,724 --> 00:27:23,805
- I know that.
- Mmm.

432
00:27:23,892 --> 00:27:27,181
But I'm going to prove to you
that I am your friend.

433
00:27:27,271 --> 00:27:29,058
- Your good friend...
- Hey, sluts.

434
00:27:29,148 --> 00:27:31,982
Oh, my God. Okay. Don't scream.

435
00:27:32,067 --> 00:27:34,559
No, no one...
no one is screaming.

436
00:27:34,945 --> 00:27:36,652
Don't even make the noise
you just made.

437
00:27:37,573 --> 00:27:40,907
Okay. Okay, now I know
you don't recognize me.

438
00:27:41,201 --> 00:27:44,035
You're thinking, "Who is this girl?
And why is she here?

439
00:27:44,121 --> 00:27:47,410
What was she doing covering
our screaming-ass mouths?"

440
00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:49,578
You guys, it's me.

441
00:27:50,294 --> 00:27:51,660
Renee.

442
00:27:56,133 --> 00:27:57,123
What's happening?

443
00:27:57,759 --> 00:27:58,840
Full spin.

444
00:28:02,389 --> 00:28:03,755
Oh, my God,
you don't believe me.

445
00:28:03,849 --> 00:28:04,839
Why would you? Okay.

446
00:28:04,933 --> 00:28:07,095
I'm going to prove to you
that I'm Renee.

447
00:28:07,186 --> 00:28:08,768
All right, I'm just going
to tell you something

448
00:28:08,854 --> 00:28:11,062
that there's no way I would know
unless I was Renee.

449
00:28:11,148 --> 00:28:12,514
Okay. Um...

450
00:28:12,816 --> 00:28:15,809
Oh, remember the summer
we all were gonna get those tattoos

451
00:28:15,903 --> 00:28:18,441
of the <i>90210</i> characters
on our ankle. Right?

452
00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:20,487
But we decided not to
because we were like,

453
00:28:20,574 --> 00:28:23,112
"What if we don't always feel
this strongly about the actors?"

454
00:28:23,202 --> 00:28:25,194
Thank God.
How would anyone know that?

455
00:28:25,287 --> 00:28:27,654
Everyone would know that, right?

456
00:28:27,748 --> 00:28:30,456
Because I actually got
Andrea Zuckerman

457
00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:33,876
tattooed on my ankle
before you guys bailed on the idea.

458
00:28:33,962 --> 00:28:35,294
I forgot that, I'm sorry.

459
00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:37,121
- I still feel so bad.
- No.

460
00:28:37,216 --> 00:28:39,048
What's something only
I would know? Help me.

461
00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:41,713
You have HPV.

462
00:28:41,803 --> 00:28:43,795
- Everybody has HPV.
- I have it, too.

463
00:28:43,889 --> 00:28:47,098
The point is, it's me! Renee!

464
00:28:47,684 --> 00:28:50,176
And I don't know how this happened,
and I can't explain it.

465
00:28:50,270 --> 00:28:54,105
All I know is that Luna
reached into my SoulCycled soul

466
00:28:54,191 --> 00:28:56,478
and just gave me
what I've always wanted.

467
00:28:57,027 --> 00:28:58,563
The chance to be beautiful!

468
00:29:00,030 --> 00:29:00,895
Oh.

469
00:29:01,365 --> 00:29:03,732
- Yeah, well, that's great.
- Yeah.

470
00:29:04,159 --> 00:29:06,492
- I'm so happy for you...
- Are you?

471
00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:08,444
...that you are working out

472
00:29:08,538 --> 00:29:11,952
and that that clearly is making,
like, a big change for you.

473
00:29:12,042 --> 00:29:13,624
I mean, like,
I hear really good things

474
00:29:13,710 --> 00:29:16,578
about SoulCycle and,
like, you look great.

475
00:29:16,672 --> 00:29:20,666
Great? Guys, I'm a Kardashian.
One of the Jenner ones.

476
00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:23,797
Maybe now that your contacts are in...

477
00:29:23,887 --> 00:29:26,004
I don't wear contacts.
I don't wear glasses.

478
00:29:26,098 --> 00:29:27,589
I was just taking a swing,

479
00:29:27,683 --> 00:29:29,515
- and it was a miss.
- Yeah.

480
00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:32,469
You're trying to make sense
of this, and you can't.

481
00:29:32,562 --> 00:29:34,975
That's true.
We cannot make sense of this.

482
00:29:35,065 --> 00:29:37,182
But I want you guys to know
that even though I look like

483
00:29:37,276 --> 00:29:40,269
this very different,
very hot person,

484
00:29:40,862 --> 00:29:42,273
it's still me in here.

485
00:29:42,739 --> 00:29:43,729
It's Renee.

486
00:29:44,074 --> 00:29:46,191
I'm not going anywhere.

487
00:29:46,285 --> 00:29:48,072
- Okay.
- Okay?

488
00:29:48,161 --> 00:29:49,322
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

489
00:29:49,413 --> 00:29:50,949
But I am going to go to the bar
and get us drinks.

490
00:29:51,039 --> 00:29:52,200
I could use one.

491
00:29:52,416 --> 00:29:53,782
- Tequila?
- Sure.

492
00:29:54,334 --> 00:29:57,372
How would I know that,
unless I was Renee?

493
00:29:58,005 --> 00:29:59,121
Okay.

494
00:30:06,763 --> 00:30:11,303
Hey, Mason.
I'm sorry I can't make it again.

495
00:30:12,102 --> 00:30:13,968
I'll have to work remotely,
I have pink eye.

496
00:30:14,771 --> 00:30:16,182
Yeah, it's really bad.

497
00:30:16,940 --> 00:30:18,932
It's like, it looks like
my eyes are bleeding.

498
00:30:19,526 --> 00:30:20,812
Um...

499
00:30:21,445 --> 00:30:24,062
Yeah, no, I... I know
it doesn't affect your voice,

500
00:30:24,156 --> 00:30:25,897
but it's like the really
bad kind

501
00:30:25,991 --> 00:30:28,404
that, like, causes flare-ups
in prison populations.

502
00:30:28,493 --> 00:30:29,825
Look, I gotta go,
I'm going to the doctor.

503
00:30:29,911 --> 00:30:34,451
Hopefully, I'll be in tomorrow,
but I'm going in the subway, so I'm...

504
00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:36,453
Um... Hello? Hello?

505
00:30:36,543 --> 00:30:37,750
116.

506
00:30:40,339 --> 00:30:41,375
Uh...

507
00:30:42,507 --> 00:30:44,419
You probably haven't
been here before,

508
00:30:44,509 --> 00:30:46,250
but you have to wait in line
and take a number.

509
00:30:46,553 --> 00:30:47,964
- Oh, right.
- I can grab it for you.

510
00:30:48,055 --> 00:30:49,262
- Thank you.
- Yeah.

511
00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:51,431
- I just... Here.
- Thank you.

512
00:30:51,516 --> 00:30:54,259
And this guy just calls out a number
completely out of sequence.

513
00:30:54,353 --> 00:30:56,345
- Okay.
- It's like a weird game of bingo.

514
00:30:56,855 --> 00:31:00,019
- All right.
- But no one wins. So, yeah.

515
00:31:01,777 --> 00:31:02,767
What's your number?

516
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:09,441
So this is how it happens?

517
00:31:10,369 --> 00:31:12,782
Just like that? Wow.

518
00:31:13,205 --> 00:31:15,788
Just like what?
What happens, like what?

519
00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:16,864
That is very clever.

520
00:31:17,167 --> 00:31:19,204
I don't know why that's...
What is clever?

521
00:31:19,294 --> 00:31:21,160
- "What's your number?"
- I'm just asking what the number is.

522
00:31:21,380 --> 00:31:23,622
And then I go, "Oh, 118..."

523
00:31:23,715 --> 00:31:25,832
And then you're like,
"No, your phone number."

524
00:31:26,510 --> 00:31:28,092
- Oh.
- Yeah. You are good.

525
00:31:28,178 --> 00:31:30,090
How long have you been hanging
on to that little nugget?

526
00:31:30,180 --> 00:31:32,422
I haven't. I haven't been holding
on to that. That's not a nugget.

527
00:31:32,516 --> 00:31:35,930
You hang out in a lot of dry cleaners
and hit on perfect girls?

528
00:31:36,019 --> 00:31:38,136
Wow.

529
00:31:38,230 --> 00:31:39,562
All right, give me your phone.

530
00:31:40,065 --> 00:31:40,896
My phone?

531
00:31:40,982 --> 00:31:42,063
Give me your phone,
I'm going to give you my number.

532
00:31:42,150 --> 00:31:44,142
- Are you still talking to me?
- Don't chicken out now, son.

533
00:31:44,236 --> 00:31:45,522
- I'm not chickening out.
- Here, come on.

534
00:31:45,612 --> 00:31:47,399
Give me, we'll exchange phones.
That's what'll happen.

535
00:31:47,489 --> 00:31:49,355
Here, give me your phone,
you take my phone,

536
00:31:49,449 --> 00:31:51,406
put your number in.
Level the playing field.

537
00:31:51,493 --> 00:31:52,404
Do people do this?

538
00:31:52,494 --> 00:31:54,076
And this way you don't have
to feel intimidated.

539
00:31:54,621 --> 00:31:55,737
I know what it's like.

540
00:31:55,831 --> 00:31:59,324
Okay. Yeah. That's me.

541
00:31:59,418 --> 00:32:00,454
Okay.

542
00:32:00,544 --> 00:32:02,752
And you know,
I'm pretty slammed right now.

543
00:32:02,838 --> 00:32:04,830
But I will do my best
to pencil you in.

544
00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:07,085
Right after the jailhouse
pink eye clears up?

545
00:32:09,052 --> 00:32:10,042
Who are you?

546
00:32:10,387 --> 00:32:11,594
Number 118!

547
00:32:13,974 --> 00:32:14,964
That's me.

548
00:32:18,270 --> 00:32:19,260
Hi.

549
00:32:20,689 --> 00:32:24,023
Oh, I couldn't get
the red vomit stain out of it.

550
00:32:24,109 --> 00:32:25,816
What was it, like, sangria?

551
00:32:26,111 --> 00:32:28,228
Some wine, like a red?
Something like that?

552
00:32:28,321 --> 00:32:30,187
It had chunks in it,
did you know that?

553
00:32:30,282 --> 00:32:33,150
And, uh, then you let it sit for a while,
and I couldn't really...

554
00:32:33,243 --> 00:32:34,279
That's fine.

555
00:32:34,369 --> 00:32:36,827
I could take another whack at it,
if you want.

556
00:32:36,913 --> 00:32:39,371
I'm not a magician. 119!

557
00:32:41,209 --> 00:32:43,917
So, look, I have not
logged into our account

558
00:32:44,004 --> 00:32:45,370
since our profile went live

559
00:32:45,464 --> 00:32:46,671
'cause I thought we could
all do it together.

560
00:32:46,756 --> 00:32:48,622
Yeah, I think that's
the best idea.

561
00:32:48,717 --> 00:32:50,549
Um, excuse me, bartender.

562
00:32:50,635 --> 00:32:53,048
Can I please get
a couple shots of tequila?

563
00:32:53,346 --> 00:32:55,383
- Uh...
- Can you stop it? It's a coffee shop.

564
00:32:55,474 --> 00:32:57,887
No, listen. This is going
to be awesome. Trust me.

565
00:32:57,976 --> 00:33:00,138
I'm about to make it
rain responses.

566
00:33:07,235 --> 00:33:08,066
Hit refresh.

567
00:33:08,153 --> 00:33:09,985
- Yeah, refresh.
- Always refresh.

568
00:33:13,283 --> 00:33:14,148
Okay...

569
00:33:14,242 --> 00:33:16,404
- Are we on the Wi-Fi or...
- Yeah, we are.

570
00:33:16,495 --> 00:33:20,330
So, it's true. Guys really
only care about photos.

571
00:33:20,624 --> 00:33:24,163
Oh, my God, stop. This is...
This is clearly my fault.

572
00:33:24,503 --> 00:33:27,166
- What? Why?
- No, I take full responsibility for this.

573
00:33:27,255 --> 00:33:30,589
Guys, this is because the old me
was clearly dragging our stock down.

574
00:33:30,675 --> 00:33:34,419
I, like, feel bad for her.
I wanna, like, hug this girl.

575
00:33:34,513 --> 00:33:36,220
You look like you.

576
00:33:36,306 --> 00:33:38,673
All we have to do
are get new photos of me.

577
00:33:39,684 --> 00:33:41,767
You know, like, a photo shoot
for the new Renee.

578
00:33:41,853 --> 00:33:46,598
Like maybe a hip-hop vibe.
Like Saint-Tropez, or...

579
00:33:47,234 --> 00:33:49,066
You know,
let's get this in a bikini,

580
00:33:49,402 --> 00:33:53,112
on a jet ski with, like,
Lil Wayne,

581
00:33:53,198 --> 00:33:56,111
or Lil' Bow Wow,
or one of the Lil's.

582
00:33:56,201 --> 00:33:58,113
- I don't think that's a thing.
- Which thing?

583
00:33:58,203 --> 00:33:59,694
The whole...
Like, all those things.

584
00:33:59,788 --> 00:34:03,702
One of the... a big one...
Big... Medium George?

585
00:34:03,792 --> 00:34:05,454
I don't know who it is,
but it's gonna be hip-hop

586
00:34:05,544 --> 00:34:06,785
and it's gonna be hot.

587
00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:10,542
No, we're going to do it.
Hot bikini action.

588
00:34:10,757 --> 00:34:11,964
You know, I don't have
a yacht, but...

589
00:34:12,467 --> 00:34:13,878
Does your brother
still have a kayak?

590
00:34:14,219 --> 00:34:16,336
<i>Hi, this message
is for Renee Bennett.</i>

591
00:34:16,429 --> 00:34:19,137
<i>Please call Helen Grey's office
at Lily LeClaire</i>

592
00:34:19,224 --> 00:34:22,092
<i>to set up your interview
for the receptionist position.</i>

593
00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:46,164
Renee Bennett?

594
00:34:46,251 --> 00:34:48,664
Yeah. I'm Renee. Hi.

595
00:34:49,588 --> 00:34:52,296
No, I'm looking for Renee Bennett
for the receptionist job.

596
00:34:52,382 --> 00:34:54,339
That's me. Here.

597
00:34:56,094 --> 00:34:57,050
Okay.

598
00:35:01,558 --> 00:35:04,346
You must be Renee.
I'm Helen Grey, CFO.

599
00:35:04,436 --> 00:35:05,392
We spoke on the phone.

600
00:35:05,937 --> 00:35:08,304
And this is our CEO,
Avery LeClaire.

601
00:35:08,398 --> 00:35:09,309
Hello, Renee.

602
00:35:09,399 --> 00:35:10,264
Hello.

603
00:35:10,483 --> 00:35:12,065
Take a seat,
make yourself comfortable.

604
00:35:12,902 --> 00:35:14,393
Thank you so much.

605
00:35:14,946 --> 00:35:18,110
Uh, it's nice to finally meet you
face to face, Ms. Grey.

606
00:35:18,450 --> 00:35:21,693
And I of course know
who you are, Ms. LeClaire.

607
00:35:22,579 --> 00:35:24,866
Renee currently works
in the online division.

608
00:35:24,956 --> 00:35:26,037
Oh, wow, super.

609
00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:29,959
Yeah, but I figure
I can be real with you guys,

610
00:35:30,045 --> 00:35:34,039
like Gayle King real,
and say that it would be a shame

611
00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:37,967
to waste all this
in a tiny Chinatown office.

612
00:35:38,803 --> 00:35:42,592
I think we've got more of
a front-of-house situation on our hands.

613
00:35:43,099 --> 00:35:45,056
Am I right or wrong? Yeah.

614
00:35:45,143 --> 00:35:47,100
Renee, we appreciate
you taking the initiative,

615
00:35:47,187 --> 00:35:49,645
but you're not exactly
the obvious choice for this job.

616
00:35:51,066 --> 00:35:52,022
Helen.

617
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:54,726
No, I totally get it.

618
00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:56,644
'Cause I already work
for the company,

619
00:35:56,738 --> 00:36:00,448
and this job would actually be
a pay cut to my current salary.

620
00:36:00,533 --> 00:36:02,320
It doesn't make much sense
why I'm here.

621
00:36:02,410 --> 00:36:04,197
So what are your goals, exactly?

622
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:09,498
To work here...

623
00:36:12,212 --> 00:36:13,578
as a receptionist.

624
00:36:14,297 --> 00:36:15,162
Wow.

625
00:36:17,008 --> 00:36:21,127
Okay, because most girls, they view this
as a stepping stone to modeling

626
00:36:21,221 --> 00:36:24,259
or to opening
their own e-commerce boutique.

627
00:36:24,349 --> 00:36:28,184
I hear you. And yes,
modeling is an option for me.

628
00:36:28,478 --> 00:36:30,094
You are taking a risk.

629
00:36:30,188 --> 00:36:32,475
Is this girl going to walk out
of this office

630
00:36:32,565 --> 00:36:35,057
and right onto the runway
and never look back?

631
00:36:35,568 --> 00:36:36,854
Is that realistic for me?

632
00:36:37,529 --> 00:36:41,318
One thousand percent.
But it's not who I am.

633
00:36:42,534 --> 00:36:45,368
My only real goal is to come here

634
00:36:45,453 --> 00:36:47,911
to this office every day

635
00:36:48,665 --> 00:36:50,531
and help people
feel the same way I feel

636
00:36:51,084 --> 00:36:53,497
when I step off that elevator:

637
00:36:53,586 --> 00:36:57,830
that this is
the only place to be.

638
00:37:11,229 --> 00:37:13,596
Yes, yes, yes, yes! I got it!

639
00:37:23,283 --> 00:37:24,740
I work here now!

640
00:37:28,204 --> 00:37:29,411
Mason, you in here?

641
00:37:30,540 --> 00:37:31,701
It's me, Renee.

642
00:37:31,791 --> 00:37:33,123
Can we talk in the office?

643
00:37:33,209 --> 00:37:35,166
Oh, we can just talk here,
it's fine.

644
00:37:35,253 --> 00:37:37,336
Things have changed
for me, Mason.

645
00:37:37,589 --> 00:37:40,002
They're moving me to HQ.

646
00:37:42,135 --> 00:37:43,251
It's headquarters.

647
00:37:43,511 --> 00:37:45,844
- Everything I've ever wanted...
- I really need you to leave.

648
00:37:45,930 --> 00:37:48,013
I really would rather you
not hear the splash.

649
00:37:48,099 --> 00:37:49,385
Don't worry, I...

650
00:37:49,976 --> 00:37:53,720
I talked to them, and HR is already
interviewing for my replacement.

651
00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:55,971
HR is just human resources.

652
00:37:56,816 --> 00:37:58,352
Go, please. Go.

653
00:37:58,443 --> 00:38:00,526
And I know you're happy here.

654
00:38:00,612 --> 00:38:02,319
But anyway, I gotta go.

655
00:38:02,405 --> 00:38:06,149
If you just finally got the courage
to ask me out, it's too late, buddy.

656
00:38:06,242 --> 00:38:08,279
Go, please. Go.

657
00:38:09,454 --> 00:38:11,696
I'll miss you.
You want me to leave it open?

658
00:38:11,790 --> 00:38:13,372
- Uh... No.
- No?

659
00:38:17,587 --> 00:38:18,452
Shit!

660
00:38:43,446 --> 00:38:44,482
Whoo!

661
00:38:47,492 --> 00:38:48,949
You're gonna wanna head
to marketing,

662
00:38:49,035 --> 00:38:50,242
and you're gonna want
to have a great time.

663
00:38:51,496 --> 00:38:53,658
She's headed to you,
she's adorable.

664
00:38:58,294 --> 00:38:59,580
Good morning.

665
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:03,668
Hi, you know what?
I think I pressed the wrong floor.

666
00:39:03,758 --> 00:39:05,420
I'm looking for Lily LeClaire,
and this is not...

667
00:39:05,510 --> 00:39:07,092
Nope, that's us.

668
00:39:07,178 --> 00:39:08,464
Welcome to Lily LeClaire.

669
00:39:08,805 --> 00:39:11,593
You're probably used
to seeing Angie sit here,

670
00:39:11,683 --> 00:39:13,424
but I promise
to win you over, too.

671
00:39:14,185 --> 00:39:16,097
She served her
bottled water room temp.

672
00:39:16,187 --> 00:39:18,474
Now, I prefer to serve it chilled.

673
00:39:18,857 --> 00:39:20,814
I also serve it with a straw,

674
00:39:20,900 --> 00:39:23,438
so you don't have to mess
with your fierce lipstick.

675
00:39:23,528 --> 00:39:25,110
God, I love that shade.

676
00:39:25,196 --> 00:39:28,940
What is it, Rogue Red?
Fall 2015?

677
00:39:30,368 --> 00:39:32,030
I don't know any Angie.

678
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:34,112
What confused me
when I walked into this place,

679
00:39:34,205 --> 00:39:37,949
honestly, is you and...

680
00:39:39,294 --> 00:39:40,876
I know, right?

681
00:39:41,212 --> 00:39:43,795
You're not the only one. Okay.

682
00:39:43,882 --> 00:39:46,295
People don't expect a girl
sitting back here

683
00:39:46,384 --> 00:39:48,125
to just be so on the ball.

684
00:39:48,219 --> 00:39:49,426
Oh, see,
that's not what I was...

685
00:39:49,512 --> 00:39:51,174
But I know what it means
to work hard.

686
00:39:51,264 --> 00:39:54,803
And I don't plan on coasting off
the bennies of this face or this body.

687
00:39:54,893 --> 00:39:56,885
I'm going to bring it every day.

688
00:39:57,228 --> 00:39:59,971
I can see by your portfolio
that you're here from <i>The Rose Sheet,</i>

689
00:40:00,064 --> 00:40:02,727
which happens to be my absolute
favorite trade publication.

690
00:40:03,234 --> 00:40:05,601
So I'll let them know
that you're here for your 10:30,

691
00:40:05,695 --> 00:40:06,776
and you can have a seat.

692
00:40:06,863 --> 00:40:10,152
Or if you prefer, get steps in
to meet your Fitbit goal for the day.

693
00:40:10,241 --> 00:40:11,573
This hallway loops around,

694
00:40:11,659 --> 00:40:13,116
and I'll let you know
when they're ready.

695
00:40:13,912 --> 00:40:16,245
Welcome to Lily LeClaire.

696
00:40:16,497 --> 00:40:17,613
Thanks.

697
00:40:17,707 --> 00:40:18,697
And my name is Renee,

698
00:40:18,791 --> 00:40:21,374
if you need absolutely
anything at all.

699
00:40:21,669 --> 00:40:23,160
Ever, ever.

700
00:40:25,173 --> 00:40:26,664
Hi, Lily LeClaire,
you've got Renee.

701
00:40:26,758 --> 00:40:27,919
Oh, I'll put you through.

702
00:40:28,009 --> 00:40:28,920
Hello, Renee.

703
00:40:34,265 --> 00:40:35,676
Sorry. I overheard your name.

704
00:40:36,517 --> 00:40:37,928
Uh, I'm here to meet Avery,

705
00:40:38,019 --> 00:40:40,602
but could you not make me wait
next to that lady?

706
00:40:41,439 --> 00:40:43,146
I don't think I'll be as nice
to her as you were.

707
00:40:44,734 --> 00:40:47,943
Oh, thank God. Okay, okay.

708
00:40:49,530 --> 00:40:52,022
- You're Grant LeClaire.
- Yes.

709
00:40:52,116 --> 00:40:55,826
Holy shit. Holy shit.

710
00:40:55,912 --> 00:40:57,528
Relax, you're good.

711
00:40:58,247 --> 00:41:00,239
Okay, okay.

712
00:41:00,333 --> 00:41:01,540
Right. Um...

713
00:41:02,001 --> 00:41:04,709
Well, Grant,
I noticed on <i>Page Six,</i>

714
00:41:04,796 --> 00:41:10,884
that you are often photographed drinking
these Pressed Juicery Greens 1.5.

715
00:41:10,969 --> 00:41:12,301
Correct? I saw that,

716
00:41:12,387 --> 00:41:14,549
and I brought it here,
in case you were ever to come in.

717
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:17,381
- Thank you.
- You're welcome,

718
00:41:17,475 --> 00:41:18,511
Grant LeClaire.

719
00:41:19,102 --> 00:41:20,934
Sorry, what,
you've seen me holding these?

720
00:41:21,729 --> 00:41:23,345
So you got them in
just for me?

721
00:41:23,439 --> 00:41:25,476
I've also seen you holding
a lot of Brazilian models,

722
00:41:25,566 --> 00:41:27,148
but I didn't think
they'd fit in the mini-fridge.

723
00:41:31,990 --> 00:41:33,902
Okay, cool, I thought
you were gonna be mad

724
00:41:33,992 --> 00:41:35,574
'cause I called you out so hard.

725
00:41:35,660 --> 00:41:36,821
Who hired you, Renee?

726
00:41:37,078 --> 00:41:39,821
Avery. Your sister.

727
00:41:40,039 --> 00:41:41,325
Yes, I know who she is.

728
00:41:41,416 --> 00:41:43,954
Good. 'Cause Thanksgiving
would be really weird.

729
00:41:44,168 --> 00:41:46,911
I don't know if you guys do things
like Thanksgiving.

730
00:41:47,005 --> 00:41:48,371
Yeah, we do.

731
00:41:48,464 --> 00:41:50,000
Oh, my God, that's crazy.

732
00:41:50,383 --> 00:41:51,624
So, Avery, huh?

733
00:41:53,886 --> 00:41:54,842
Good for her.

734
00:41:56,014 --> 00:41:57,004
Yes.

735
00:42:00,476 --> 00:42:01,762
Oh, my God.

736
00:42:06,149 --> 00:42:08,266
This is our first
diffusion line,

737
00:42:08,359 --> 00:42:11,523
and I really owe it to my grandma
to get it right.

738
00:42:11,612 --> 00:42:14,776
We are at a critical stage
for both the product itself

739
00:42:14,866 --> 00:42:16,607
and the packaging and the copy.

740
00:42:16,701 --> 00:42:19,284
So, now for the exciting part,
let's look at our samples.

741
00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:21,077
This is our...

742
00:42:21,164 --> 00:42:23,451
I'm so sorry. So sorry.

743
00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:25,328
I am so sorry!

744
00:42:25,418 --> 00:42:27,410
Okay, going to put it
all right back where it was.

745
00:42:27,503 --> 00:42:28,539
Here is the blush.

746
00:42:28,838 --> 00:42:31,581
All right,
and here is the packaging,

747
00:42:31,674 --> 00:42:33,631
and I just need to find
the application brush,

748
00:42:33,718 --> 00:42:35,050
and then we can move on
with our lives.

749
00:42:35,887 --> 00:42:37,549
There is no application brush.

750
00:42:39,474 --> 00:42:40,430
Oh.

751
00:42:44,479 --> 00:42:45,560
Really?

752
00:42:46,189 --> 00:42:47,396
Okay. Got it.

753
00:42:48,024 --> 00:42:49,390
Does that come
as a surprise to you?

754
00:42:49,484 --> 00:42:50,474
Because if you knew
our products,

755
00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:52,935
you'd know that our blush never comes
with an application blush brush.

756
00:42:53,029 --> 00:42:53,985
Of course I know that.

757
00:42:54,072 --> 00:42:55,313
Same with the
Shimmering Face Powders.

758
00:42:55,406 --> 00:42:57,739
I just figured
for this particular product,

759
00:42:57,825 --> 00:42:59,612
that, you know,
that there might be one.

760
00:42:59,702 --> 00:43:01,944
But never mind, you guys,
you know how this works,

761
00:43:02,038 --> 00:43:05,327
and I'm just the beautiful face
keeping this place running. So...

762
00:43:06,417 --> 00:43:08,784
I think we'd all like to hear
what you'd have to say, Renee.

763
00:43:12,757 --> 00:43:13,668
Well...

764
00:43:15,551 --> 00:43:18,009
Well, with high-end products,

765
00:43:18,096 --> 00:43:21,260
we expect our customers
to have high-end makeup brushes.

766
00:43:22,266 --> 00:43:27,227
But regular girls put their blush on
in the rearview,

767
00:43:27,313 --> 00:43:28,929
on the way to their
crappy jobs.

768
00:43:29,023 --> 00:43:32,858
And they're going to be pissed
when they open up an $8.50 blush,

769
00:43:32,944 --> 00:43:34,685
and they have no way
they can use it.

770
00:43:35,113 --> 00:43:37,025
Then you just wind up
using your finger.

771
00:43:37,115 --> 00:43:38,777
You know, it never goes on right.

772
00:43:38,866 --> 00:43:41,654
Then you hit a bump,
or you have an itch

773
00:43:41,744 --> 00:43:44,612
and you wind up looking like
<i>Braveheart.</i>

774
00:43:45,748 --> 00:43:49,287
Or some more up-to-date reference.

775
00:43:50,461 --> 00:43:52,327
That was very helpful, Renee.

776
00:43:52,421 --> 00:43:53,377
Really?

777
00:43:54,757 --> 00:43:55,964
Okay, great.

778
00:43:56,759 --> 00:43:58,876
If anybody needs anything,
any water or anything,

779
00:43:58,970 --> 00:44:00,051
just give me a signal.

780
00:44:00,138 --> 00:44:02,095
The signal will just be
something like,

781
00:44:02,181 --> 00:44:04,798
"Renee, we could use
some more water."

782
00:44:05,476 --> 00:44:06,887
Or something, you know...

783
00:44:06,978 --> 00:44:10,221
"Thirsty, more water."

784
00:44:11,274 --> 00:44:12,310
Thank you.

785
00:44:32,670 --> 00:44:35,083
- <i>Hello?</i>
- Hi, Ethan.

786
00:44:35,173 --> 00:44:36,163
Um...

787
00:44:36,591 --> 00:44:40,835
I know calling a new love interest
can be stressful,

788
00:44:41,179 --> 00:44:44,297
so I just wanted
to take that pressure off you.

789
00:44:44,390 --> 00:44:47,349
You know, you wonder, like,
"How long should I wait to call?"

790
00:44:47,435 --> 00:44:50,769
Or, "Is she too good for me?"
Blah, blah, blah.

791
00:44:50,855 --> 00:44:55,896
But, uh, I'm just gonna
take all the heavy lifting off of you

792
00:44:55,985 --> 00:44:58,693
and... and let you know
that you are taking me out.

793
00:44:58,988 --> 00:45:00,445
<i>Who is this again?</i>

794
00:45:01,199 --> 00:45:03,907
Oh, yeah, Renee
from the dry cleaner.

795
00:45:06,204 --> 00:45:07,615
Aren't you glad
we're doing this?

796
00:45:07,705 --> 00:45:09,822
I'm pretty scared of you,

797
00:45:09,916 --> 00:45:12,454
so I was a little afraid
to not do this.

798
00:45:12,543 --> 00:45:13,533
Right.

799
00:45:13,794 --> 00:45:14,705
So what do you do?

800
00:45:14,795 --> 00:45:17,663
Uh... I'm at CNN,
working in operations.

801
00:45:18,007 --> 00:45:19,543
It's not what I want to do.
I'm trying to segue

802
00:45:19,634 --> 00:45:20,715
- into being a cameraman.
- Oh.

803
00:45:20,801 --> 00:45:23,965
But, uh, it's sort of
a boys' club over there.

804
00:45:24,055 --> 00:45:26,047
So I can't just...

805
00:45:27,016 --> 00:45:28,006
What?

806
00:45:28,893 --> 00:45:32,557
Well, only girls complain about things
being a boys' club.

807
00:45:33,731 --> 00:45:37,645
Yes, good point, but I mean it's like
a different breed of, like, boys' club.

808
00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:40,648
Like tattoos,
C-class driver's licenses.

809
00:45:40,738 --> 00:45:42,695
I'm sure you're just
in your head about it.

810
00:45:42,782 --> 00:45:43,772
They call me "Wheat Thin."

811
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:47,068
Oh, 'cause of "Ethan."
That's clever.

812
00:45:49,205 --> 00:45:51,071
"Wheat Thin Ethan."
That is it!

813
00:45:51,165 --> 00:45:52,155
Hot dogs.

814
00:45:52,250 --> 00:45:53,582
Wheat Thin Ethan.

815
00:45:54,043 --> 00:45:55,955
That's not even as bad
as what I thought they meant.

816
00:45:56,045 --> 00:45:59,413
No, I mean, I used to be
where you are right now.

817
00:45:59,924 --> 00:46:03,383
I was working
in this tiny office, like tiny.

818
00:46:04,178 --> 00:46:06,921
And I never thought
I'd make it to 5th Avenue.

819
00:46:08,432 --> 00:46:11,971
But, I mean, look at me now.
I'm a receptionist.

820
00:46:13,187 --> 00:46:15,520
I haven't said that
out loud yet.

821
00:46:15,606 --> 00:46:19,441
I, Renee, am a receptionist.

822
00:46:20,861 --> 00:46:23,774
Oh, that was my hot dog.
You ate both of them.

823
00:46:24,031 --> 00:46:26,865
Ooh, a bikini contest!
We're going!

824
00:46:29,912 --> 00:46:31,619
You sure this is where
you want to be?

825
00:46:31,706 --> 00:46:34,824
There's a bar just down the thing,
they're doing Latin rhythms night.

826
00:46:34,917 --> 00:46:36,249
Oh, we should hit that next.

827
00:46:36,335 --> 00:46:38,418
Yeah. Or sooner.

828
00:46:38,504 --> 00:46:41,622
Right here. Hi.
Anybody sitting here? No?

829
00:46:41,716 --> 00:46:43,048
You sure no one's
sitting here?

830
00:46:43,134 --> 00:46:44,215
Oh, my God,
it's, like, starting.

831
00:46:44,302 --> 00:46:46,589
You know, uh,
I'm cool with this.

832
00:46:46,679 --> 00:46:50,263
As long as you're
comfortable sitting here

833
00:46:50,349 --> 00:46:52,636
while these women
are kind of naked.

834
00:46:53,019 --> 00:46:54,806
Kind of? They look great.

835
00:46:55,813 --> 00:46:56,894
What are you doing?

836
00:46:56,981 --> 00:46:59,143
Well, I don't have a bathing suit,
so I have to improvise.

837
00:46:59,817 --> 00:47:02,150
Kind of hotter
than a bathing suit,

838
00:47:02,236 --> 00:47:03,647
because it's, like, unexpected,

839
00:47:03,738 --> 00:47:05,070
and you can, like,
see most of my butt.

840
00:47:05,156 --> 00:47:06,818
Wait, are you entering
the bikini contest?

841
00:47:06,907 --> 00:47:07,988
- Yeah!
- No!

842
00:47:08,075 --> 00:47:09,907
It's 500 bucks to the winner.
Did you see the sign?

843
00:47:09,994 --> 00:47:13,237
Yeah, but I think that you probably
had to pre-register online,

844
00:47:13,331 --> 00:47:16,369
and then there's also the issue
of the non-regulation bikini.

845
00:47:16,459 --> 00:47:18,746
- Honestly, that Latin rhythms night...
- It'll be so fun.

846
00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:20,327
Oh, wait, I see what's going on.

847
00:47:21,047 --> 00:47:24,040
You're worried that the guys
are going to be drooling all over me.

848
00:47:24,133 --> 00:47:27,171
- Uh-uh.
- Oh, my God, that's so sweet.

849
00:47:27,261 --> 00:47:30,675
But don't worry, okay?
I'm here with you.

850
00:47:31,766 --> 00:47:34,429
I came with you
and I'm leaving with you.

851
00:47:35,269 --> 00:47:37,807
But I do need your help
with something.

852
00:47:38,564 --> 00:47:41,307
Now, what do you think?
Shoe on or shoe off?

853
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:43,062
- This is off.
- Right.

854
00:47:43,152 --> 00:47:44,108
This is me with it on.

855
00:47:44,195 --> 00:47:46,357
Does it say, like, "Barefoot hippie,
she doesn't care"?

856
00:47:46,447 --> 00:47:48,154
- Or is it like...
- Honestly, at the end of the day,

857
00:47:48,240 --> 00:47:50,527
I don't know if it's gonna have
a dramatic effect either way,

858
00:47:50,618 --> 00:47:53,577
so I would go shoes on
because the carpet is disgusting.

859
00:47:53,662 --> 00:47:55,244
Okay, cool. Wish me luck.

860
00:47:55,331 --> 00:47:56,447
Good luck.

861
00:47:56,540 --> 00:47:57,826
- I got this.
- Yeah.

862
00:47:59,668 --> 00:48:01,079
So scared.

863
00:48:01,170 --> 00:48:06,382
Welcome to the semi-annual
Ruby's Bangin' Bikini Contest.

864
00:48:06,467 --> 00:48:08,379
We're going to start it out
and do it proud.

865
00:48:08,469 --> 00:48:10,836
Here she comes, everybody.
Let's bring out our girl.

866
00:48:11,055 --> 00:48:12,466
Lacey J.

867
00:48:12,556 --> 00:48:16,015
She's pursuing her certificate
in heating and cooling maintenance.

868
00:48:16,477 --> 00:48:18,389
Fire and ice, she sure is!

869
00:48:18,979 --> 00:48:21,392
Is there a doctor
in the house? No!

870
00:48:21,482 --> 00:48:25,192
But there is a dental assistant,
and her name's Tiffany from Ronkonkoma.

871
00:48:25,736 --> 00:48:27,147
Look at that!

872
00:48:27,238 --> 00:48:28,649
Oh! Whoa!

873
00:48:28,739 --> 00:48:30,446
Twerk it up, honey!

874
00:48:31,158 --> 00:48:33,115
Watch out, guys,
it's about to heat up,

875
00:48:33,202 --> 00:48:35,114
'cause here comes Vanessa!

876
00:48:35,579 --> 00:48:38,538
Our Vanessa here has been
to 11 of our United States.

877
00:48:38,624 --> 00:48:40,991
So give it up for Vanessa!

878
00:48:41,085 --> 00:48:43,168
Oh, we've got a late entry here.

879
00:48:43,254 --> 00:48:45,917
Uh, I hope her buns
are tighter than this penmanship

880
00:48:46,006 --> 00:48:48,419
'cause, uh, this is really hard
to read. But, um...

881
00:48:48,717 --> 00:48:52,301
"Keep it going for
Renee Bennett"?

882
00:48:52,388 --> 00:48:53,424
Renee Bennett.

883
00:48:56,434 --> 00:48:58,767
Whoa, are you here
for the barback job or...

884
00:48:59,937 --> 00:49:01,018
You're in the contest? Okay.

885
00:49:01,105 --> 00:49:03,017
- I got it. I got it.
- You got it? Okay.

886
00:49:03,107 --> 00:49:07,397
Hello, everyone, I am Renee!
As advertised!

887
00:49:07,820 --> 00:49:11,313
Renee hails from the Long Island,

888
00:49:11,407 --> 00:49:13,649
and she is a receptionist.

889
00:49:13,993 --> 00:49:14,983
Holler!

890
00:49:15,453 --> 00:49:17,570
Um, Renee enjoys watching people

891
00:49:17,663 --> 00:49:21,202
trying to cover up their disappointment
from their dreams being shattered

892
00:49:21,292 --> 00:49:25,411
on shows such as
<i>Antiques Roadshow</i> and <i>Shark Tank.</i>

893
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:31,797
And Renee is not afraid
of returning things for store credit!

894
00:49:34,138 --> 00:49:37,051
Renee was kicked out
not once, but twice

895
00:49:37,141 --> 00:49:41,055
from a New Kids on the Block concert
for crying too hard.

896
00:49:42,938 --> 00:49:46,022
Joey! Am I right? Joey!

897
00:49:46,108 --> 00:49:47,098
Marry me!

898
00:49:47,193 --> 00:49:49,560
And although you ladies
all seem super chill,

899
00:49:49,653 --> 00:49:50,814
I did not come here

900
00:49:50,905 --> 00:49:52,862
to make friends, okay?

901
00:49:53,657 --> 00:49:55,364
DJ, hit it!

902
00:51:30,212 --> 00:51:32,955
And now it's time to
tally the votes.

903
00:51:33,048 --> 00:51:34,334
Are you guys ready?

904
00:51:36,885 --> 00:51:40,378
The winner of this year's
Ruby's Bangin' Bikini Contest...

905
00:51:41,015 --> 00:51:44,258
Lacey J. from New Brunswick,
New Jersey! Lacey!

906
00:51:47,855 --> 00:51:51,098
Take a lap! Come on, Lacey!
Beautiful!

907
00:51:52,484 --> 00:51:54,350
Don't worry, Romeo,
she'll be right out.

908
00:51:54,445 --> 00:51:56,607
Yeah, I didn't know
if they go backstage.

909
00:51:56,697 --> 00:51:57,813
Is there a backstage here?

910
00:51:57,906 --> 00:51:59,363
Yeah, it usually leads to rehab.

911
00:51:59,450 --> 00:52:01,191
But that Renee?
That's your girl, right?

912
00:52:01,285 --> 00:52:03,368
- Uh, friend for now.
- Friend?

913
00:52:03,454 --> 00:52:05,616
Just friend, this is our first
kind of night out.

914
00:52:05,706 --> 00:52:07,197
All right,
I didn't ask for a podcast.

915
00:52:07,291 --> 00:52:10,204
Either way, your lady
killed it tonight.

916
00:52:10,294 --> 00:52:11,205
She is awesome.

917
00:52:11,295 --> 00:52:12,786
She is the complete package.

918
00:52:13,172 --> 00:52:14,708
Yeah, I'm getting to know that.

919
00:52:14,798 --> 00:52:17,165
Um, I've never seen
anything like that.

920
00:52:17,259 --> 00:52:20,502
Now the girl who won,
who happens to be my god-niece,

921
00:52:20,596 --> 00:52:22,553
of course, she was hotter.

922
00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:24,302
But let's say this,

923
00:52:24,391 --> 00:52:26,508
it's a lonely dark night,
you got a flat.

924
00:52:26,602 --> 00:52:27,809
Who do you want next to you?

925
00:52:27,978 --> 00:52:29,389
Your girl. Yeah.

926
00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:32,644
Your girl can handle herself
in a knife fight, and I like that.

927
00:52:32,733 --> 00:52:33,723
Dude, up here.

928
00:52:33,817 --> 00:52:35,809
- Uh, thank you.
- Tonight's your night, good luck.

929
00:52:39,990 --> 00:52:42,073
- Hey, that was so great.
- Hi.

930
00:52:42,159 --> 00:52:43,741
Sorry, I got you all wet.

931
00:52:43,827 --> 00:52:46,160
Oh, yeah, that's water, right?

932
00:52:46,413 --> 00:52:48,075
Yeah, I think it's water.

933
00:52:48,457 --> 00:52:51,200
I'm sorry it didn't go
the way you wanted it to.

934
00:52:51,293 --> 00:52:52,704
I mean, it was awesome.

935
00:52:52,795 --> 00:52:56,084
Yeah. No, it didn't.
It went way better.

936
00:52:56,465 --> 00:52:57,251
What?

937
00:52:57,341 --> 00:52:59,833
We each get two free drinks
and an appetizer!

938
00:52:59,927 --> 00:53:01,088
That's what I was hoping.

939
00:53:01,178 --> 00:53:02,589
- On the house.
- What are the parting gifts?

940
00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:05,218
I was looking at the coconut shrimp,
'cause I didn't get any hot dog.

941
00:53:05,307 --> 00:53:06,843
You snooze,
you lose your hot dog.

942
00:53:06,934 --> 00:53:07,924
You're really not upset?

943
00:53:08,018 --> 00:53:09,350
No, not really.

944
00:53:09,812 --> 00:53:12,725
I mean, these things
are so, like, political.

945
00:53:13,649 --> 00:53:15,265
- Yeah.
- I won't get into all of it.

946
00:53:15,359 --> 00:53:17,476
Mostly 'cause I have
no information, but...

947
00:53:17,861 --> 00:53:20,274
No, I can see a place like this
running kind of a shady...

948
00:53:20,364 --> 00:53:22,026
Yeah. I feel like I did win.

949
00:53:22,116 --> 00:53:23,652
The crowd was going crazy.

950
00:53:23,992 --> 00:53:26,951
And you know what?
I know I look good.

951
00:53:27,037 --> 00:53:30,280
I don't need some, like, room
of drunk guys to confirm that.

952
00:53:30,958 --> 00:53:33,371
Can I be you when I grow up?

953
00:53:34,712 --> 00:53:36,544
You should've won,
you were ripped off.

954
00:53:37,589 --> 00:53:38,579
Thanks.

955
00:53:38,674 --> 00:53:40,040
I think I've earned this, right?

956
00:53:40,718 --> 00:53:43,051
That was just sitting there.
That's not even mine.

957
00:53:43,137 --> 00:53:44,969
Mmm.

958
00:53:50,060 --> 00:53:51,221
Renee.

959
00:53:52,020 --> 00:53:53,306
I thought I smelled
animal products.

960
00:53:53,647 --> 00:53:55,604
- Mmm.
- Can I ask you something?

961
00:53:55,691 --> 00:53:56,522
Mmm-hmm.

962
00:53:56,608 --> 00:53:58,520
Just because you seemed to have
such great insight

963
00:53:58,610 --> 00:54:00,567
about our diffusion line earlier.

964
00:54:00,654 --> 00:54:03,897
Yeah, of course.
I'm... I'm here to help.

965
00:54:04,616 --> 00:54:07,484
My grandma is coming
to review everything

966
00:54:07,578 --> 00:54:09,661
for the big pitch
to the Target people in Boston,

967
00:54:09,747 --> 00:54:11,955
and I just really want to make sure
that I get everything right.

968
00:54:13,584 --> 00:54:14,825
Super, yeah.

969
00:54:15,919 --> 00:54:17,876
- Oh!
- So, I had this great idea.

970
00:54:18,422 --> 00:54:20,163
You know how at our
traditional outlets,

971
00:54:20,257 --> 00:54:21,338
like Bergdorf's or Bloomingdale's,

972
00:54:21,425 --> 00:54:23,257
we have a dedicated makeup counter
with a specialist

973
00:54:23,343 --> 00:54:25,426
to help teach you about the products
and how to apply them.

974
00:54:25,512 --> 00:54:28,550
I thought what if, even at Target,
during our peak hours,

975
00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:31,178
we offer the same thing
to our diffusion line customers.

976
00:54:33,103 --> 00:54:34,093
Yeah.

977
00:54:34,605 --> 00:54:35,766
Oh, shit, you hate it.

978
00:54:36,565 --> 00:54:37,646
No, I don't hate it.

979
00:54:37,733 --> 00:54:39,565
No, if you think it's a shitty idea,
please tell me,

980
00:54:39,651 --> 00:54:41,608
'cause I am really freaking out
about this whole thing.

981
00:54:41,904 --> 00:54:44,237
From what I can gather,
just, you know, from my friends...

982
00:54:45,240 --> 00:54:48,608
those professionals at the makeup counters
are actually a deterrent.

983
00:54:49,244 --> 00:54:53,705
There's these, like, beautiful,
statuesque women just staring at you,

984
00:54:54,291 --> 00:54:57,250
with your pimples
and your asymmetrical face,

985
00:54:57,336 --> 00:54:59,077
and they just make you
feel bad about yourself.

986
00:55:00,088 --> 00:55:01,795
I mean, it makes them
feel bad about themselves.

987
00:55:01,882 --> 00:55:03,748
That's why these regular girls

988
00:55:03,842 --> 00:55:07,711
flock to the anonymous aisles
of a big superstore.

989
00:55:07,805 --> 00:55:09,671
So they can just go in
and buy their makeup

990
00:55:09,765 --> 00:55:12,007
without somebody standing there,

991
00:55:12,100 --> 00:55:14,683
making them just feel like
they aren't good enough.

992
00:55:14,770 --> 00:55:17,387
And... like it's a waste of time
to even try.

993
00:55:18,774 --> 00:55:20,265
I'm just a stupid idiot,
dumb bitch.

994
00:55:20,526 --> 00:55:22,438
Oh, my God. You?
No, you're not.

995
00:55:22,528 --> 00:55:23,894
You're, like, amazing.

996
00:55:24,530 --> 00:55:26,396
You're everything
I could ever want to be.

997
00:55:27,658 --> 00:55:28,899
It's this voice.

998
00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:31,867
Your voice? You...

999
00:55:32,663 --> 00:55:34,746
Something wrong with your...
your voice?

1000
00:55:34,832 --> 00:55:36,198
I haven't noticed anything...

1001
00:55:36,291 --> 00:55:37,577
It's a little high-pitched.

1002
00:55:37,668 --> 00:55:39,250
I sound like a freaking moron.

1003
00:55:39,336 --> 00:55:40,452
- No.
- But I'm not...

1004
00:55:40,546 --> 00:55:42,412
I've got a JD/MBA from Wharton.

1005
00:55:42,506 --> 00:55:44,418
I clerked for a Supreme
Court Justice.

1006
00:55:44,508 --> 00:55:45,715
But it's this voice,
I can't kick it.

1007
00:55:45,801 --> 00:55:47,508
I've tried everything.
Vocal coaches...

1008
00:55:49,555 --> 00:55:51,046
That's it, actually,
just vocal coaches...

1009
00:55:51,139 --> 00:55:53,472
- Coaches, okay.
- ...but still nothing.

1010
00:55:53,892 --> 00:55:56,760
That's why I feel really lucky to have
someone like you here, Renee.

1011
00:55:56,854 --> 00:55:58,311
Someone like me?

1012
00:55:58,397 --> 00:56:00,559
Someone who knows
the clientele that we're going after,

1013
00:56:00,649 --> 00:56:02,561
someone who can speak
to that world.

1014
00:56:03,068 --> 00:56:03,899
Yeah.

1015
00:56:03,986 --> 00:56:06,273
There's a dinner coming up.
I'd love for you to come.

1016
00:56:06,363 --> 00:56:08,150
A dinner? Oh, my gosh.

1017
00:56:08,240 --> 00:56:10,106
You can bring
your boyfriend or your...

1018
00:56:11,368 --> 00:56:15,658
girlfriend,
or however they identify,

1019
00:56:15,747 --> 00:56:17,534
just... if you have one.

1020
00:56:17,875 --> 00:56:19,411
No, I... uh...

1021
00:56:19,501 --> 00:56:21,868
I guess I actually...
I do have somebody

1022
00:56:21,962 --> 00:56:24,329
that I could invite
right now. Yeah.

1023
00:56:24,423 --> 00:56:26,506
And he identifies as a guy.

1024
00:56:27,092 --> 00:56:30,301
I mean, he's... there are some
very feminine aspects to him,

1025
00:56:30,387 --> 00:56:33,221
but it's part of his charm.
You'll see.

1026
00:56:33,307 --> 00:56:34,639
Okay, good.

1027
00:56:46,236 --> 00:56:48,444
- Hey.
- Hi.

1028
00:56:48,530 --> 00:56:50,396
- Ready to get some dinner?
- Yeah, I'm starving.

1029
00:56:50,490 --> 00:56:51,651
- All right, let's do it.
- Yeah.

1030
00:56:51,742 --> 00:56:53,483
- Okay.
- Pretty hungry myself.

1031
00:56:53,577 --> 00:56:54,818
Where you coming from?

1032
00:56:54,912 --> 00:56:56,995
Oh, I was just, uh,
down the street.

1033
00:56:57,080 --> 00:56:58,742
Nowhere, hanging out.

1034
00:56:59,082 --> 00:57:00,072
You're sweaty.

1035
00:57:00,834 --> 00:57:02,700
Oh, I was working out,
but I showered.

1036
00:57:02,794 --> 00:57:03,784
- Okay.
- Yeah.

1037
00:57:05,005 --> 00:57:06,212
Were you at Zumba?

1038
00:57:07,466 --> 00:57:08,832
Zumba? Is that what it's called?

1039
00:57:08,926 --> 00:57:10,883
I don't... I never pay attention.

1040
00:57:10,969 --> 00:57:13,177
Yeah. Yeah, it's called Zumba.

1041
00:57:13,263 --> 00:57:16,631
It's pretty...
It's like a female workout.

1042
00:57:16,725 --> 00:57:17,886
That's, like, a girl's...

1043
00:57:19,227 --> 00:57:20,513
- Is it?
- Yes!

1044
00:57:20,771 --> 00:57:22,854
I don't... It's a workout.

1045
00:57:23,106 --> 00:57:24,267
- I don't go to gyms...
- Oh, my God.

1046
00:57:24,358 --> 00:57:27,271
...'cause I don't like all the machismo,
so I go where the ladies go.

1047
00:57:27,778 --> 00:57:29,394
- Oh, I get it.
- Not a big deal. Get what?

1048
00:57:29,613 --> 00:57:30,694
You're that guy.

1049
00:57:30,781 --> 00:57:32,693
"Go to the gym
to pick up chicks" guy.

1050
00:57:32,783 --> 00:57:36,367
I am 100% not the "go to the gym
to meet chicks" guy.

1051
00:57:36,453 --> 00:57:39,867
- Really? Zumba?
- No, I am the guy who sits next to you

1052
00:57:39,957 --> 00:57:42,540
for, like, four years in high school
and wants to ask you out,

1053
00:57:42,626 --> 00:57:44,788
but I chicken out like
I always do,

1054
00:57:44,878 --> 00:57:47,996
and then I get online
and monitor your status for ten years,

1055
00:57:48,090 --> 00:57:50,002
hoping that you'll be single
at the reunion,

1056
00:57:50,092 --> 00:57:53,130
but if you're not, you're married,
that's... that's great, don't care.

1057
00:57:53,220 --> 00:57:55,052
- You're happy for her?
- I'm happy for her.

1058
00:57:55,722 --> 00:57:57,304
That's not real, by the way.
By the way, that's not real.

1059
00:57:57,391 --> 00:57:58,381
That's me painting a picture.

1060
00:57:58,475 --> 00:58:00,307
- That sounded pretty real.
- I mean...

1061
00:58:01,269 --> 00:58:02,305
Let's go to dinner.

1062
00:58:02,396 --> 00:58:04,103
When I started to say it,
I regretted it.

1063
00:58:04,189 --> 00:58:05,805
What was the...
What was the picture's name?

1064
00:58:06,525 --> 00:58:07,481
Rachel.

1065
00:58:13,573 --> 00:58:15,815
Yeah. You can have one grape.

1066
00:58:17,411 --> 00:58:20,995
Where have you met the girls
you've mostly dated? You know?

1067
00:58:21,748 --> 00:58:27,494
Uh, well, honestly,
I don't date that much.

1068
00:58:28,088 --> 00:58:30,125
Well, that's really weird.

1069
00:58:30,799 --> 00:58:31,755
- Is it?
- 'Cause neither do I.

1070
00:58:31,842 --> 00:58:33,424
- What?
- No, I really don't.

1071
00:58:33,510 --> 00:58:35,251
- I know it seems like...
- You're saying it 'cause I said it.

1072
00:58:35,345 --> 00:58:37,211
No, it seems like I have
all this experience, I know,

1073
00:58:37,305 --> 00:58:38,921
and that's kind of like
what I put out there,

1074
00:58:39,016 --> 00:58:41,303
but I... I've dated...

1075
00:58:42,477 --> 00:58:44,264
I've been in three relationships.

1076
00:58:44,354 --> 00:58:45,310
- Really?
- Yeah,

1077
00:58:45,397 --> 00:58:47,605
and one of them had a girlfriend.
I didn't know.

1078
00:58:47,691 --> 00:58:49,353
I did not know. We were dating
for a couple months,

1079
00:58:49,443 --> 00:58:51,309
and then I get
a phone call from this girl,

1080
00:58:51,403 --> 00:58:53,190
like, "This is his girlfriend,"
I was like...

1081
00:58:53,864 --> 00:58:55,321
- Oh, God.
- ..."This is his girlfriend."

1082
00:58:55,407 --> 00:58:58,616
- Yeah.
- I would cry so hard.

1083
00:58:58,702 --> 00:58:59,533
Did you cry?

1084
00:59:00,245 --> 00:59:01,281
Don't answer that.

1085
00:59:01,371 --> 00:59:02,862
- Don't answer that.
- Yes, I cried.

1086
00:59:02,956 --> 00:59:04,697
- Why did I ask if you cried?
- No, you're a sensitive...

1087
00:59:04,791 --> 00:59:06,783
Ah! That's not what
a dude would ask.

1088
00:59:06,877 --> 00:59:09,665
What about... Is that...
Is that your class over there?

1089
00:59:09,755 --> 00:59:11,291
- Do you want to... No...
- Okay.

1090
00:59:11,548 --> 00:59:13,585
I'm strictly indoor Zumba.

1091
00:59:13,675 --> 00:59:15,086
I would never do outdoor Zumba.

1092
00:59:15,177 --> 00:59:16,839
What's the move
they're doing right now called?

1093
00:59:16,928 --> 00:59:18,464
That's called the star hop.

1094
00:59:18,555 --> 00:59:20,717
It's not a full jump.

1095
00:59:21,850 --> 00:59:22,931
You are...

1096
00:59:23,393 --> 00:59:25,180
You are quite a man, Ethan.

1097
00:59:27,439 --> 00:59:28,975
I got to read more <i>Maxim</i>
or something.

1098
00:59:29,066 --> 00:59:31,649
Ew, please don't read <i>Maxim.</i>
You're perfect.

1099
00:59:31,735 --> 00:59:33,192
I'm not perfect,

1100
00:59:33,278 --> 00:59:36,897
but I... do think that you are.

1101
00:59:38,575 --> 00:59:39,656
Whatever, Wheat Thin.

1102
00:59:39,743 --> 00:59:40,824
I'm being serious.

1103
00:59:42,079 --> 00:59:43,615
You're, like, so yourself...

1104
00:59:44,956 --> 00:59:46,743
or something,
I don't know, it's cool.

1105
00:59:46,833 --> 00:59:49,200
No, keep talking.

1106
00:59:50,170 --> 00:59:53,754
Uh, I think a lot of people
are confused about themselves.

1107
00:59:54,341 --> 00:59:58,676
They, like, obsess over
whatever negative quality

1108
00:59:58,762 --> 01:00:01,175
they perceive in themselves
and they completely miss

1109
01:00:01,264 --> 01:00:04,302
the thing that really makes
them awesome.

1110
01:00:06,311 --> 01:00:08,348
You, like, know who you are

1111
01:00:08,438 --> 01:00:11,272
and you don't really care
how the world sees you.

1112
01:00:12,150 --> 01:00:15,939
You're... so yourself, too.

1113
01:00:16,154 --> 01:00:19,022
I mean, you have no idea
who you are.

1114
01:00:19,116 --> 01:00:21,073
No, but you're honest about it.

1115
01:00:21,993 --> 01:00:23,825
And it just makes me
feel really...

1116
01:00:25,122 --> 01:00:26,784
I don't know, like,
close to you.

1117
01:00:28,125 --> 01:00:29,115
Are you going to kiss me?

1118
01:00:29,876 --> 01:00:32,243
I was just gonna

1119
01:00:32,337 --> 01:00:34,454
- get as close as I could...
- Uh-huh.

1120
01:00:35,132 --> 01:00:36,794
- ...to tell you...
- Yeah?

1121
01:00:37,342 --> 01:00:38,378
...that I...

1122
01:00:38,468 --> 01:00:39,504
You have a girlfriend?

1123
01:00:39,594 --> 01:00:41,460
...would love to kiss you.

1124
01:00:51,189 --> 01:00:52,475
Just give me one minute.

1125
01:00:52,816 --> 01:00:54,808
Yeah, no worries,
take your time.

1126
01:00:58,697 --> 01:01:00,654
- Hey.
- Hey. Hey...

1127
01:01:03,618 --> 01:01:04,608
Wow.

1128
01:01:04,828 --> 01:01:08,412
I thought you might want
a sneak peek of what's to come.

1129
01:01:08,498 --> 01:01:11,912
I don't know if you know
what "sneak peek" means.

1130
01:01:12,002 --> 01:01:13,834
You're completely naked.

1131
01:01:14,546 --> 01:01:16,663
Oh, how embarrassing.

1132
01:01:17,174 --> 01:01:18,335
Do you want me to go cover up?

1133
01:01:18,550 --> 01:01:19,631
No.

1134
01:01:20,427 --> 01:01:21,668
No?

1135
01:01:22,012 --> 01:01:23,093
No.

1136
01:01:23,180 --> 01:01:24,011
Cool.

1137
01:01:27,809 --> 01:01:29,095
Okay.

1138
01:01:32,230 --> 01:01:33,846
- Ethan, are you coming?
- Yup.

1139
01:01:45,660 --> 01:01:46,650
Hi.

1140
01:01:47,454 --> 01:01:48,570
Thanks for coming over.

1141
01:02:11,603 --> 01:02:13,390
- Um...
- What?

1142
01:02:15,023 --> 01:02:19,063
Yeah, I... I want you to see me.
You know?

1143
01:02:19,152 --> 01:02:20,484
Oh, yeah, no, 100%.

1144
01:02:20,570 --> 01:02:23,062
I'm definitely loving seeing you.

1145
01:02:24,074 --> 01:02:28,990
I just didn't know if you...
wanted to see me.

1146
01:02:30,288 --> 01:02:31,404
No, I want to see you.

1147
01:02:31,790 --> 01:02:32,826
- Okay.
- Yeah.

1148
01:02:34,918 --> 01:02:36,580
Oh, my God.

1149
01:02:36,670 --> 01:02:37,911
Oh...

1150
01:02:38,004 --> 01:02:39,085
Oh, my God!

1151
01:02:44,344 --> 01:02:45,710
Are you looking in the mirror?

1152
01:02:47,097 --> 01:02:48,087
Yeah. Yeah.

1153
01:02:50,934 --> 01:02:52,516
Oh, that is so hot.

1154
01:02:55,605 --> 01:02:57,016
It felt good the whole time.

1155
01:02:57,107 --> 01:02:58,518
- The whole time?
- The whole time.

1156
01:02:58,608 --> 01:03:00,770
- That was my favorite part.
- This is perfect.

1157
01:03:01,361 --> 01:03:02,852
I liked the whole time.

1158
01:03:02,946 --> 01:03:05,654
Yeah, and you were such
a great leader.

1159
01:03:05,740 --> 01:03:07,072
You really took over.

1160
01:03:09,077 --> 01:03:11,535
Thank you, and you follow
the leader well.

1161
01:03:11,621 --> 01:03:12,987
I was willing to do...

1162
01:03:13,081 --> 01:03:14,288
Wait, shh...
Do you hear that?

1163
01:03:14,708 --> 01:03:16,495
- What is it?
- Is that the ice cream man?

1164
01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:18,121
I think that's the ice cream man.

1165
01:03:21,589 --> 01:03:22,875
Oh, no, it's just an ambulance.

1166
01:03:22,966 --> 01:03:25,800
Renee, you're just naked
at the window.

1167
01:03:26,136 --> 01:03:27,468
Everybody down there can see you.

1168
01:03:27,721 --> 01:03:30,464
Well, they're welcome.

1169
01:03:31,766 --> 01:03:34,804
- It's a good neighborhood.
- Uh... How...

1170
01:03:36,479 --> 01:03:37,560
How do you do that?

1171
01:03:37,856 --> 01:03:39,063
Do what?

1172
01:03:39,149 --> 01:03:41,892
I don't know,
have all of the confidence?

1173
01:03:42,861 --> 01:03:43,817
I wasn't always like that.

1174
01:03:44,279 --> 01:03:45,269
And what changed?

1175
01:03:45,488 --> 01:03:49,277
I started to really believe that...

1176
01:03:50,327 --> 01:03:53,570
if I wanted it bad enough,
all my dreams could come true.

1177
01:03:54,289 --> 01:03:56,121
And they are. You know?

1178
01:03:56,916 --> 01:03:57,906
Yeah.

1179
01:04:01,004 --> 01:04:02,085
- Okay, that...
- That is the ice cream man.

1180
01:04:02,172 --> 01:04:03,583
That might be
the ice cream man. Yeah.

1181
01:04:14,309 --> 01:04:15,516
All right,
follow me right this way.

1182
01:04:15,602 --> 01:04:17,343
Your guests are
in the private dining room.

1183
01:04:19,022 --> 01:04:20,433
Private dining room?

1184
01:04:20,523 --> 01:04:21,730
Mmm.

1185
01:04:22,192 --> 01:04:25,401
It must be a company-wide thing,
or I wouldn't have been invited.

1186
01:04:27,697 --> 01:04:29,939
O-kay.

1187
01:04:30,033 --> 01:04:31,274
- What the...
- Sorry.

1188
01:04:35,038 --> 01:04:38,122
That's a very small company.

1189
01:04:38,958 --> 01:04:40,324
So, how did you two meet?

1190
01:04:40,543 --> 01:04:44,207
Uh, we actually met
at the dry cleaners.

1191
01:04:45,006 --> 01:04:47,965
Yeah. I had vomited sangria,
like, all over a sweater.

1192
01:04:48,051 --> 01:04:48,962
It was pretty romantic.

1193
01:04:49,052 --> 01:04:50,964
- Sounds magical.
- Yeah.

1194
01:04:51,054 --> 01:04:54,297
So, Renee, I was just
telling Gram here about

1195
01:04:54,391 --> 01:04:56,553
all of our great ideas
for the diffusion line.

1196
01:04:57,227 --> 01:04:59,059
- Hmm.
- Cool. Yeah.

1197
01:04:59,437 --> 01:05:00,518
Great ideas.

1198
01:05:00,730 --> 01:05:03,939
Yeah, oh, they're so great.

1199
01:05:04,692 --> 01:05:05,648
Mmm-hmm.

1200
01:05:05,735 --> 01:05:07,317
Wow, you're really nailing
this, Avery.

1201
01:05:07,404 --> 01:05:08,986
Avery, relax, dear.

1202
01:05:11,032 --> 01:05:13,866
Renee, Avery
obviously wants you here

1203
01:05:13,952 --> 01:05:16,660
in order to legitimize
her whole plan for the line.

1204
01:05:16,746 --> 01:05:17,577
Gram.

1205
01:05:17,664 --> 01:05:19,872
I mean, Avery has been incredible.

1206
01:05:20,083 --> 01:05:22,450
I still can't believe
I even get to work with her.

1207
01:05:22,710 --> 01:05:24,417
Oh, my God.
Is that Hidden Valley?

1208
01:05:24,838 --> 01:05:25,874
Only the best, my dear.

1209
01:05:25,964 --> 01:05:28,047
Oh, my God,
that is my absolute favorite.

1210
01:05:28,508 --> 01:05:30,170
In high school,
I would just eat it by the spoonful.

1211
01:05:30,427 --> 01:05:32,293
And by spoonful,
I mean I would just chug it.

1212
01:05:32,387 --> 01:05:35,630
You know,
KFC actually uses HV.

1213
01:05:35,723 --> 01:05:38,932
But nobody knows, because
they put it in their KFC packaging.

1214
01:05:39,018 --> 01:05:40,850
Do you want me to grab you some,
next time I'm in there?

1215
01:05:40,937 --> 01:05:42,053
A couple of the small packets?

1216
01:05:42,313 --> 01:05:45,431
That's the nicest offer
I've had in a long time.

1217
01:05:45,525 --> 01:05:47,016
Surely.

1218
01:05:47,110 --> 01:05:48,942
Well, you know,
collecting travel-sized condiments

1219
01:05:49,028 --> 01:05:51,771
is, like, a very big part
of my life.

1220
01:05:51,865 --> 01:05:52,901
The tiny little ketchup bottles?

1221
01:05:53,116 --> 01:05:55,483
Or the little Tabascos?
They slay me!

1222
01:05:55,577 --> 01:05:58,194
- So, as I was saying, Renee...
- Oh, yeah.

1223
01:05:58,288 --> 01:06:02,373
...has been instrumental
in helping refine our message.

1224
01:06:02,459 --> 01:06:03,620
Uh-huh.

1225
01:06:04,419 --> 01:06:06,376
And just what is that message?

1226
01:06:06,463 --> 01:06:07,624
Well...

1227
01:06:07,714 --> 01:06:11,708
Just that I think that most
luxury brands get it so wrong

1228
01:06:11,801 --> 01:06:13,417
when they try to make
a diffusion line.

1229
01:06:13,636 --> 01:06:17,004
They treat it more aspirational,
when it really needs to be...

1230
01:06:17,098 --> 01:06:19,886
- Functional.
- And practical and real.

1231
01:06:19,976 --> 01:06:20,966
I mean, these women,

1232
01:06:21,060 --> 01:06:22,642
they know who they are,
and they just...

1233
01:06:23,271 --> 01:06:24,557
They're proud to be
bargain hunters.

1234
01:06:24,647 --> 01:06:27,731
Avery's life experience
may not allow her

1235
01:06:28,485 --> 01:06:30,977
to connect with that customer.

1236
01:06:32,155 --> 01:06:34,317
Please tell me you're going
to be in Boston with us.

1237
01:06:34,741 --> 01:06:36,232
Yes, of course. She is.

1238
01:06:36,826 --> 01:06:37,816
Of course I am?

1239
01:06:37,911 --> 01:06:39,743
Yes, of course. Remember?

1240
01:06:39,829 --> 01:06:40,910
You never mentioned
that to me.

1241
01:06:40,997 --> 01:06:43,614
Yeah, we definitely had
this conversation about you...

1242
01:06:43,708 --> 01:06:44,994
Avery, we definitely didn't.
I would remember...

1243
01:06:45,084 --> 01:06:46,245
- ...Boston...
- That would be, like,

1244
01:06:46,336 --> 01:06:47,918
- a very big deal to me.
- Don't you remember?

1245
01:06:48,004 --> 01:06:50,246
I would have called you.
I would have called, like, everybody.

1246
01:06:50,340 --> 01:06:51,672
I... Is your eye okay?

1247
01:06:51,925 --> 01:06:54,668
Oh, my God, would you
please just agree to go?

1248
01:06:55,178 --> 01:06:57,841
Before her fake eyelashes
come flying off her bulging eyes.

1249
01:06:59,307 --> 01:07:00,343
Stop that.

1250
01:07:01,017 --> 01:07:05,933
Would you come with us to Boston
for the Target pitch?

1251
01:07:06,022 --> 01:07:08,730
Oh, hell, yeah, Gram.
I will be in Boston!

1252
01:07:08,816 --> 01:07:09,852
Of course I'll go!

1253
01:07:10,193 --> 01:07:12,185
Does the Pope shit in Boston?
I'm going.

1254
01:07:16,282 --> 01:07:18,399
This is definitely where
my work friends said they'd be.

1255
01:07:18,785 --> 01:07:19,946
Why are we running?

1256
01:07:20,036 --> 01:07:23,746
It's like a super exclusive speakeasy,
with, like, a hot crowd.

1257
01:07:29,003 --> 01:07:32,121
Hi. Um, we're here
for the speakeasy.

1258
01:07:33,299 --> 01:07:34,380
What speakeasy?

1259
01:07:35,385 --> 01:07:36,501
Uh...

1260
01:07:37,095 --> 01:07:39,178
Three girls for the speakeasy.

1261
01:07:40,431 --> 01:07:42,218
- No.
- Am I saying that right?

1262
01:07:42,308 --> 01:07:43,344
- Speakeasy...
- It's cool. We'll find it.

1263
01:07:43,434 --> 01:07:44,675
- Thanks, dude.
- Speak...

1264
01:07:45,436 --> 01:07:47,803
He was supposed to just show us
where the doorway was. Right?

1265
01:07:47,897 --> 01:07:49,308
- That's clear.
- Right.

1266
01:07:49,732 --> 01:07:51,473
I don't understand. And now,

1267
01:07:51,568 --> 01:07:53,309
look, he's leading these
girls to it.

1268
01:07:53,820 --> 01:07:56,233
Ew! Those posers don't know
what they're missing out here.

1269
01:07:56,322 --> 01:07:58,029
Didn't I ask you guys
to wear heels?

1270
01:07:58,324 --> 01:08:00,441
Yeah, well,
I can't walk in heels. So...

1271
01:08:00,535 --> 01:08:02,572
I'm just saying that if we want
to get into places like this...

1272
01:08:02,662 --> 01:08:05,075
We don't really care about
getting into places like that.

1273
01:08:05,164 --> 01:08:06,621
But I guess now you do?

1274
01:08:06,708 --> 01:08:08,916
Jenn! Hi! Oh, my God!

1275
01:08:11,879 --> 01:08:13,791
- Oh! Hello.
- Hello, sir.

1276
01:08:13,881 --> 01:08:17,420
Um, can I get
one of all of those?

1277
01:08:17,677 --> 01:08:18,758
Thank you.

1278
01:08:18,928 --> 01:08:20,260
Okay, good news, bad news.

1279
01:08:20,597 --> 01:08:23,010
Um, good news is that
I can get in.

1280
01:08:23,099 --> 01:08:24,715
Bad news is you guys can't.

1281
01:08:24,934 --> 01:08:27,677
So, you know, obviously
I'm going to stay with you guys.

1282
01:08:27,770 --> 01:08:30,433
I want to be here
and not in there,

1283
01:08:30,523 --> 01:08:33,140
in some dumb club
with these girls I barely know.

1284
01:08:33,234 --> 01:08:34,315
Yeah...

1285
01:08:34,402 --> 01:08:36,189
Unless that's what you guys
think I should do 'cause...

1286
01:08:36,279 --> 01:08:38,111
- Yeah...
- Yeah? Are you sure?

1287
01:08:38,197 --> 01:08:40,610
Okay. Okay, thank you so much,
you guys. Okay.

1288
01:08:40,700 --> 01:08:42,692
I will tell you guys
absolutely everything tomorrow.

1289
01:08:42,785 --> 01:08:43,901
Enjoy the food.

1290
01:08:44,829 --> 01:08:46,695
Okay, is there where it is?

1291
01:08:48,082 --> 01:08:49,448
- In here?
- Mmm-hmm.

1292
01:08:53,755 --> 01:08:56,873
And then what I realized
is that I could eat whatever I want

1293
01:08:56,966 --> 01:08:58,707
and still look like this.

1294
01:08:58,801 --> 01:09:00,793
Shout out to my genetic makeup.

1295
01:09:05,058 --> 01:09:06,094
So blessed.

1296
01:09:09,854 --> 01:09:11,470
We'll be with you momentarily.

1297
01:09:12,106 --> 01:09:14,393
Hello, Lily LeClaire,
you've got Renee.

1298
01:09:15,234 --> 01:09:16,691
- Hi.
- Hi. One second.

1299
01:09:16,778 --> 01:09:19,395
- Yeah. I love hearing your voice, too.
- I have an appointment...

1300
01:09:19,489 --> 01:09:22,197
East Coast Escrow is on the second floor.
You're gonna wanna head down there.

1301
01:09:22,283 --> 01:09:24,366
I'm sorry, can you just...
if you could scoot just a little bit.

1302
01:09:24,452 --> 01:09:27,820
Welcome to Lily LeClaire.
I am living for your bag.

1303
01:09:27,914 --> 01:09:28,904
Thanks!

1304
01:09:40,885 --> 01:09:42,251
Oh, my God,
you're waiting for me. Hi.

1305
01:09:42,345 --> 01:09:43,586
Hi.

1306
01:09:43,680 --> 01:09:45,672
Thank you so much
for still doing this.

1307
01:09:45,765 --> 01:09:47,176
Oh, my God, stop it.

1308
01:09:47,266 --> 01:09:48,928
I wouldn't miss our first
Grouper date.

1309
01:09:49,018 --> 01:09:51,055
I know, but you know,
Ethan and...

1310
01:09:51,145 --> 01:09:52,727
Hey, I want to do this.

1311
01:09:53,022 --> 01:09:53,933
- Okay. Yes.
- All right.

1312
01:09:54,023 --> 01:09:55,855
I'm going to be, like,
the ultimate wing woman.

1313
01:09:55,942 --> 01:09:58,400
And when they pay attention to me,
I'll just redirect them to you.

1314
01:09:58,486 --> 01:09:59,317
- Oh.
- That's my whole plan.

1315
01:09:59,404 --> 01:10:00,611
- Okay.
- Okay.

1316
01:10:01,197 --> 01:10:02,187
Okay.

1317
01:10:03,157 --> 01:10:04,193
There's... Okay.

1318
01:10:05,702 --> 01:10:08,615
- Hey, y'all. I am Renee.
- Hey.

1319
01:10:08,705 --> 01:10:10,788
- Hey.
- Hi. Nice to meet you.

1320
01:10:10,873 --> 01:10:12,739
- Nice to meet you.
- You guys,

1321
01:10:12,834 --> 01:10:13,870
what are we talking about?

1322
01:10:13,960 --> 01:10:15,326
Renee, where are you from?

1323
01:10:15,628 --> 01:10:16,744
Oh.

1324
01:10:17,046 --> 01:10:18,787
No, I see what's happening here.

1325
01:10:18,881 --> 01:10:22,420
No, redirect that energy
all over here.

1326
01:10:22,510 --> 01:10:24,422
Not all over her face,

1327
01:10:24,512 --> 01:10:26,424
but you and I are not
going to happen.

1328
01:10:27,056 --> 01:10:28,592
Lyle, I like your scarf.

1329
01:10:28,683 --> 01:10:31,471
Oh, really, this little thing.
You don't think it's too much?

1330
01:10:31,561 --> 01:10:35,646
Is it hand-knit? 'Cause I actually
do some loom weaving.

1331
01:10:36,023 --> 01:10:37,309
I don't know how
to make a scarf,

1332
01:10:37,400 --> 01:10:39,642
but once I made
a Native American medicine bag.

1333
01:10:39,736 --> 01:10:42,820
Actually, my sister studies
18th-century textiles online.

1334
01:10:42,905 --> 01:10:46,239
Actually, a little bit about Viv
that's unexpected.

1335
01:10:46,325 --> 01:10:50,660
She was thrown out of eighth grade
for showing everybody her boobies.

1336
01:10:50,747 --> 01:10:51,703
We all have a past.

1337
01:10:51,789 --> 01:10:53,246
And look, don't sleep on Jane.

1338
01:10:53,332 --> 01:10:56,871
Yes, she's dressed like an old man
watering his lawn, it doesn't matter.

1339
01:10:56,961 --> 01:10:58,577
Because once she gets
out of these clothes,

1340
01:10:58,671 --> 01:11:00,003
she has a sick body.

1341
01:11:00,089 --> 01:11:02,081
I can tell you guys
have a lot of sexual energy.

1342
01:11:02,175 --> 01:11:04,007
You know what, I feel like we could use
some more drinks.

1343
01:11:04,093 --> 01:11:05,254
- The ladies will be right back.
- Yeah.

1344
01:11:05,344 --> 01:11:07,051
Okay. You guys get a drink,
and I'll hang with the boys.

1345
01:11:07,138 --> 01:11:08,128
No, no. You're coming with.
Come on. No.

1346
01:11:08,222 --> 01:11:09,212
Okay.

1347
01:11:09,849 --> 01:11:12,262
- Hey.
- What are you doing to us?

1348
01:11:12,852 --> 01:11:14,764
I'm trying to help you guys,
you serious?

1349
01:11:14,854 --> 01:11:16,971
- What?
- I'm setting you up for success.

1350
01:11:17,064 --> 01:11:18,271
Just be hotter.

1351
01:11:18,733 --> 01:11:20,440
You got to lead with your hotness.

1352
01:11:20,902 --> 01:11:23,110
And then let them find out
how boring you are later.

1353
01:11:23,613 --> 01:11:24,945
You think we're boring?

1354
01:11:25,031 --> 01:11:28,524
Let's start over, okay?
You guys are going to be fun.

1355
01:11:28,618 --> 01:11:29,779
Let's have a blast.

1356
01:11:29,994 --> 01:11:31,986
I'm feeling like shots.

1357
01:11:32,371 --> 01:11:33,782
You guys want shots?

1358
01:11:33,998 --> 01:11:35,705
You guys are crazy.

1359
01:11:36,459 --> 01:11:38,200
Oh, hi. Hi, how are you?

1360
01:11:38,294 --> 01:11:39,876
Can we have six shots
of Fireball?

1361
01:11:40,463 --> 01:11:41,624
All right.

1362
01:11:42,006 --> 01:11:44,339
Oh, my God.
Obsessed with me.

1363
01:11:44,884 --> 01:11:46,000
Is he staring?

1364
01:11:46,093 --> 01:11:46,958
- No.
- Yeah.

1365
01:11:47,053 --> 01:11:49,761
We always dance together
like crazy.

1366
01:11:50,223 --> 01:11:51,259
Back it up!

1367
01:11:51,349 --> 01:11:53,136
- Not to me.
- Please, don't do that to her.

1368
01:12:15,164 --> 01:12:16,154
Renee.

1369
01:12:16,749 --> 01:12:17,739
Can I sit here?

1370
01:12:19,210 --> 01:12:22,294
I'm a slightly nervous flier,
so I took a few things.

1371
01:12:22,505 --> 01:12:23,837
Oh, cool.

1372
01:12:24,674 --> 01:12:26,006
Okay, yeah.

1373
01:12:26,551 --> 01:12:27,632
This is absolutely nuts.

1374
01:12:27,718 --> 01:12:30,085
I am bugging,
I am bugging right out, right now.

1375
01:12:30,179 --> 01:12:32,387
Well, if things go
like I expect they will,

1376
01:12:32,473 --> 01:12:34,931
we have a lot more trips
like this in our future.

1377
01:12:35,184 --> 01:12:37,927
What are you talking about?
Like vacays to the Maldives?

1378
01:12:38,437 --> 01:12:40,770
No, I was thinking more like Akron

1379
01:12:40,857 --> 01:12:43,600
or Milwaukee,
where we have our factories.

1380
01:12:43,693 --> 01:12:47,312
Okay. Okay. I thought we were going
a different way with it, but cool.

1381
01:12:47,572 --> 01:12:49,689
Oh, I also want
to give you a title.

1382
01:12:50,032 --> 01:12:51,148
Something like...

1383
01:12:51,367 --> 01:12:53,700
VP of diffusion line,
if you like that?

1384
01:12:54,203 --> 01:12:57,787
Okay. I have a title?
VP of the diffusion line!

1385
01:12:58,332 --> 01:13:01,120
Wait, should I get, like, a standing desk
or something? Is that too fancy?

1386
01:13:01,210 --> 01:13:03,668
No, those people always look like
they work at Verizon, but I don't know.

1387
01:13:04,213 --> 01:13:05,749
Are you sure you don't want
to sit near the snacks?

1388
01:13:05,840 --> 01:13:06,956
I don't want to hog them.

1389
01:13:07,049 --> 01:13:08,506
There's just, like, so many.

1390
01:13:09,051 --> 01:13:10,792
So, let's talk about
the keynote speech.

1391
01:13:10,887 --> 01:13:12,628
So I put the whole thing
on my tablet.

1392
01:13:12,722 --> 01:13:15,305
I can hook up to a Bluetooth,
or I can just be on a remote.

1393
01:13:15,391 --> 01:13:16,381
I can go to a flat screen...

1394
01:13:16,809 --> 01:13:17,890
Shh...

1395
01:13:19,979 --> 01:13:21,811
- Okay.
- You'll be great...

1396
01:13:21,898 --> 01:13:23,184
I'm just going to be quiet.

1397
01:13:25,735 --> 01:13:27,067
Come up there? Okay.

1398
01:13:36,287 --> 01:13:37,277
Hi.

1399
01:13:38,164 --> 01:13:39,154
She see me?

1400
01:13:39,957 --> 01:13:41,073
- Avery?
- Yeah.

1401
01:13:41,751 --> 01:13:43,333
No. It's an hour flight.

1402
01:13:43,794 --> 01:13:45,001
Word will probably get out.

1403
01:13:45,087 --> 01:13:47,875
Yeah, but once we're
up in the air, it's too late.

1404
01:13:48,758 --> 01:13:49,919
I didn't know you were coming.

1405
01:13:50,009 --> 01:13:52,001
Oh, yeah, I'm just hitching a ride
to the Yankees-Red Sox game.

1406
01:13:53,095 --> 01:13:54,131
So cool.

1407
01:13:54,597 --> 01:13:56,054
Are you pleasantly surprised?

1408
01:13:56,390 --> 01:13:57,631
- That you're coming?
- Yeah.

1409
01:13:58,392 --> 01:13:59,428
Mmm-hmm.

1410
01:13:59,769 --> 01:14:00,850
Good. Me, too.

1411
01:14:00,937 --> 01:14:03,224
<i>Good morning, welcome aboard.
This is Dan, your captain speaking.</i>

1412
01:14:03,314 --> 01:14:05,931
<i>About 35 minutes up to Boston,
skies are clear.</i>

1413
01:14:06,025 --> 01:14:08,017
<i>Sit back,
relax and enjoy the ride.</i>

1414
01:14:09,570 --> 01:14:13,610
"What we really wanna say
to our customer is that, yes,

1415
01:14:14,408 --> 01:14:18,277
we have made these items
cheaper for her and easier to use.

1416
01:14:19,205 --> 01:14:20,446
But really...

1417
01:14:22,458 --> 01:14:25,951
But really what
we've made them is better...

1418
01:14:26,796 --> 01:14:29,755
...is better for her.

1419
01:14:30,967 --> 01:14:35,086
Because we love her."

1420
01:14:35,721 --> 01:14:36,928
No, thank you.

1421
01:14:38,182 --> 01:14:40,219
"Because we love her..."

1422
01:14:43,646 --> 01:14:44,557
Oh.

1423
01:14:45,314 --> 01:14:46,225
Hey.

1424
01:14:46,691 --> 01:14:47,727
Hi.

1425
01:14:48,192 --> 01:14:50,024
So, I'm... I'm right next door.

1426
01:14:50,111 --> 01:14:52,854
That's crazy.

1427
01:14:52,947 --> 01:14:54,563
Do you mind if I come in
and make a quick phone call?

1428
01:14:56,158 --> 01:14:58,366
Is that okay? Great, thanks.

1429
01:15:04,417 --> 01:15:05,783
- Yeah, the phone is...
- Right here?

1430
01:15:06,252 --> 01:15:07,493
The phone... Yeah.

1431
01:15:10,172 --> 01:15:12,539
Hey, yeah, can I get
the steelhead salmon?

1432
01:15:12,800 --> 01:15:14,336
And you can leave off
the gremolata,

1433
01:15:14,927 --> 01:15:17,761
and the tartlet of leek
and chanterelles.

1434
01:15:17,847 --> 01:15:20,134
- You want anything?
- Oh, no. I'm fine.

1435
01:15:20,516 --> 01:15:21,506
Mozzarella sticks?

1436
01:15:22,977 --> 01:15:25,469
- Mozzarella sticks.
- Mozzarella sticks, okay.

1437
01:15:25,563 --> 01:15:27,099
If you want them,
I don't even like them.

1438
01:15:27,189 --> 01:15:29,101
- But if you like them...
- No, I want them.

1439
01:15:29,191 --> 01:15:31,683
And a couple of orders
of, uh, mozzarella sticks.

1440
01:15:32,194 --> 01:15:33,401
Right. Thanks.

1441
01:15:35,448 --> 01:15:37,986
- Why can't you order?
- Yeah. So, um,

1442
01:15:38,075 --> 01:15:41,034
Avery had all the room charges
blocked from my room.

1443
01:15:42,830 --> 01:15:44,241
Hey, it's not funny.

1444
01:15:44,707 --> 01:15:46,369
See, if I'd known
she was going to do that,

1445
01:15:46,459 --> 01:15:50,453
I would have just, uh, asked
to room with you from the beginning.

1446
01:15:51,797 --> 01:15:52,628
Huh.

1447
01:15:52,715 --> 01:15:54,422
Right.

1448
01:15:55,426 --> 01:15:58,715
This is cute. These pigtails.

1449
01:15:59,388 --> 01:16:00,299
Yeah.

1450
01:16:00,389 --> 01:16:01,880
Don't see them so much these days.

1451
01:16:02,099 --> 01:16:04,557
Yeah, two of them.

1452
01:16:04,643 --> 01:16:06,384
Yeah, saw the other one
around there.

1453
01:16:06,479 --> 01:16:07,469
Yeah.

1454
01:16:09,231 --> 01:16:10,221
It's nice.

1455
01:16:10,608 --> 01:16:11,644
Thanks.

1456
01:16:12,693 --> 01:16:14,901
So, they got you
the big suite, huh?

1457
01:16:16,155 --> 01:16:17,111
Yeah.

1458
01:16:17,198 --> 01:16:18,814
This is, like,
twice the size of my room.

1459
01:16:19,325 --> 01:16:21,066
It's bigger than my apartment.

1460
01:16:21,368 --> 01:16:22,859
God, look at the size
of this bed.

1461
01:16:22,953 --> 01:16:25,991
Oh, yeah. Oh, that's...

1462
01:16:26,582 --> 01:16:28,244
- I'll just put this there.
- ...a bandage for my leg.

1463
01:16:28,334 --> 01:16:30,496
Um...

1464
01:16:31,879 --> 01:16:34,371
I'm supposed to go
meet your sister at the bar

1465
01:16:34,465 --> 01:16:36,252
to go over the presentation.

1466
01:16:37,009 --> 01:16:38,545
I'll just leave as soon
as the food comes, then.

1467
01:16:39,887 --> 01:16:40,877
Wow.

1468
01:16:41,722 --> 01:16:44,009
Looks like you're totally prepared
for this meeting tomorrow.

1469
01:16:44,100 --> 01:16:45,056
Yeah.

1470
01:16:45,142 --> 01:16:47,759
I mean, I'm sure you'll just
dazzle them, as per usual.

1471
01:16:49,396 --> 01:16:50,603
I dazzle?

1472
01:16:50,940 --> 01:16:52,181
Please, like you don't know.

1473
01:16:53,400 --> 01:16:57,519
Come on, you dazzle my sister,
my grandma... me.

1474
01:16:58,823 --> 01:16:59,779
What?

1475
01:17:00,199 --> 01:17:01,110
Come here, sit down.

1476
01:17:05,079 --> 01:17:07,822
I don't know how you do it,
Renee, but...

1477
01:17:09,500 --> 01:17:13,619
you've gotten a whole lot of women
who always think they know best

1478
01:17:13,712 --> 01:17:17,046
to sit up and take notice of you.

1479
01:17:19,176 --> 01:17:22,465
And what you think,
and who you are.

1480
01:17:25,141 --> 01:17:26,097
Me?

1481
01:17:26,642 --> 01:17:29,760
Yeah, I can't even get
my room charges covered.

1482
01:17:31,188 --> 01:17:35,478
Yeah, but a lot of women
notice you, too.

1483
01:17:37,069 --> 01:17:40,028
Maybe, but that's just 'cause
of my family's money.

1484
01:17:40,656 --> 01:17:41,692
Uh...

1485
01:17:41,782 --> 01:17:42,818
I think.

1486
01:17:43,242 --> 01:17:44,232
Yeah, no.

1487
01:17:44,326 --> 01:17:45,282
Maybe not?

1488
01:17:45,369 --> 01:17:46,359
No.

1489
01:17:47,746 --> 01:17:51,080
Problem is,
I never really know, you know?

1490
01:17:51,792 --> 01:17:52,908
No, I don't.

1491
01:17:53,794 --> 01:17:55,535
Except, you know, with you...

1492
01:17:56,380 --> 01:17:59,339
I feel like I actually do know.

1493
01:18:01,051 --> 01:18:02,917
That I'm gunning for your money?

1494
01:18:04,138 --> 01:18:05,345
Every last cent of it.

1495
01:18:15,941 --> 01:18:17,853
Oh...

1496
01:18:21,739 --> 01:18:22,775
Uh...

1497
01:18:22,865 --> 01:18:24,731
I am wet...

1498
01:18:24,825 --> 01:18:25,986
Excuse me?

1499
01:18:26,076 --> 01:18:28,443
...with diarrhea.

1500
01:18:28,662 --> 01:18:31,120
- Oh.
- Yeah, I...

1501
01:18:31,207 --> 01:18:35,121
I need you to go, 'cause I just feel
how much I'm getting diarrhea.

1502
01:18:35,211 --> 01:18:36,247
Okay.

1503
01:18:36,337 --> 01:18:39,205
And I don't want you
to see the diarrhea.

1504
01:18:59,235 --> 01:19:00,316
Who are you?

1505
01:19:02,488 --> 01:19:03,604
Who are you?

1506
01:19:03,697 --> 01:19:06,110
Hey, Renee, the food's here.
I guess I'll head off.

1507
01:19:50,577 --> 01:19:53,115
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

1508
01:19:59,295 --> 01:20:01,378
Renee, whoa, are you okay?

1509
01:20:02,423 --> 01:20:04,039
Yeah, never better.

1510
01:20:04,133 --> 01:20:05,669
I'm looking for Avery LeClaire.

1511
01:20:05,759 --> 01:20:07,842
I'm supposed to meet her down here,
but I'm really late.

1512
01:20:07,928 --> 01:20:08,964
Have you seen her?

1513
01:20:09,471 --> 01:20:11,258
You've got blood spurting out
of your head.

1514
01:20:11,974 --> 01:20:15,012
Oh, yeah, it really hurts.
What are you doing here?

1515
01:20:15,102 --> 01:20:16,638
I'm just getting ready
for the Target pitch tomorrow.

1516
01:20:16,729 --> 01:20:17,936
They want me to do some AV stuff.

1517
01:20:18,022 --> 01:20:20,139
Wait a minute.
You recognize me?

1518
01:20:20,232 --> 01:20:21,222
Yeah.

1519
01:20:21,317 --> 01:20:23,149
You recognize me right now,
no problem?

1520
01:20:23,235 --> 01:20:25,318
Yeah, I mean, the blood
threw me a little, but...

1521
01:20:25,404 --> 01:20:26,895
Oh, my God,
I knew I felt different.

1522
01:20:27,573 --> 01:20:30,316
Oh, my God.
Please let it not be gone.

1523
01:20:32,745 --> 01:20:34,577
Please, God.
Please, please, please.

1524
01:20:41,337 --> 01:20:44,830
No, no, no.

1525
01:20:45,841 --> 01:20:46,752
No!

1526
01:20:46,842 --> 01:20:48,799
It's gone! It's gone!

1527
01:20:49,845 --> 01:20:54,180
I said... I said, "Who are you?"
into the foggy mirror,

1528
01:20:54,266 --> 01:20:55,723
and I hit my head.

1529
01:20:56,727 --> 01:20:58,218
I must've broken the spell,

1530
01:20:58,312 --> 01:20:59,598
and it's gone!

1531
01:21:02,524 --> 01:21:04,607
I knew it.
I knew it couldn't last!

1532
01:21:04,693 --> 01:21:08,437
Why would this last?
You're so stupid, Renee!

1533
01:21:08,864 --> 01:21:10,025
What's wrong with you?

1534
01:21:10,699 --> 01:21:12,736
I'm back to being me!

1535
01:21:24,338 --> 01:21:25,249
Okay.

1536
01:21:26,465 --> 01:21:28,377
I need you to give this
to Avery LeClaire.

1537
01:21:29,885 --> 01:21:31,922
It has everything she needs
for the presentation.

1538
01:21:32,471 --> 01:21:34,133
She's going to think
she can't do it, but she can.

1539
01:21:34,223 --> 01:21:35,384
Why? Aren't you going to do it?

1540
01:21:35,474 --> 01:21:37,807
I wish I could be there,
but I can't.

1541
01:21:37,893 --> 01:21:39,054
Will you tell her?

1542
01:21:39,144 --> 01:21:40,726
- Okay.
- Okay.

1543
01:21:58,247 --> 01:22:03,288
<i>Flight 1116 to New York
is now boarding at gate C-17.</i>

1544
01:22:39,788 --> 01:22:41,950
Oh, no.

1545
01:22:47,129 --> 01:22:48,791
<i>Renee, I did the pitch.</i>

1546
01:22:48,881 --> 01:22:50,213
<i>I did it just like you said,</i>

1547
01:22:50,299 --> 01:22:53,087
<i>but coming from me,
it just didn't sound right.</i>

1548
01:22:53,802 --> 01:22:55,384
<i>Now we're doing this
giant launch event</i>

1549
01:22:55,471 --> 01:22:57,053
<i>to show everyone how great
the line is,</i>

1550
01:22:57,139 --> 01:23:00,303
<i>and we need you. Call me!</i>

1551
01:23:05,314 --> 01:23:06,304
<i>Hey, you're home!</i>

1552
01:23:06,398 --> 01:23:08,139
<i>Oh, shit, hello?</i>

1553
01:23:08,775 --> 01:23:11,438
- Um...
<i>- Are you okay? What just happened?</i>

1554
01:23:11,528 --> 01:23:12,735
Uh... I...

1555
01:23:12,821 --> 01:23:13,811
Oh, God.

1556
01:23:14,239 --> 01:23:17,073
My back. I broke it.

1557
01:23:17,159 --> 01:23:18,240
<i>Just now?</i>

1558
01:23:18,327 --> 01:23:19,693
No, no, no. Um...

1559
01:23:21,288 --> 01:23:22,870
At the airplane.

1560
01:23:23,457 --> 01:23:24,664
<i>Well, that sucks.</i>

1561
01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:26,286
<i>What if I come over
and take care of you?</i>

1562
01:23:26,502 --> 01:23:27,913
No, no, no, no.

1563
01:23:28,003 --> 01:23:31,337
<i>- Okay...</i>
- They're spraying for ants.

1564
01:23:31,423 --> 01:23:33,585
<i>Oh, well, then, Renee,
you shouldn't be there anyway.</i>

1565
01:23:33,675 --> 01:23:36,088
<i>That's horrible. That's, like,
poison stuff. I'll come get you.</i>

1566
01:23:36,178 --> 01:23:40,513
No, I really want to be here
for the ant removal.

1567
01:23:40,599 --> 01:23:43,091
I don't want them
to remove the ones I like.

1568
01:23:43,852 --> 01:23:46,344
And I don't really look
my best right now. So I...

1569
01:23:46,438 --> 01:23:47,849
<i>Obviously,
I don't believe that.</i>

1570
01:23:47,940 --> 01:23:49,647
<i>I think you look great
all the time.</i>

1571
01:23:49,733 --> 01:23:52,271
<i>How about this?
Saturday night, I'll take you out.</i>

1572
01:23:52,528 --> 01:23:54,190
<i>You're probably gonna be
recovered by then, right?</i>

1573
01:23:54,488 --> 01:23:55,854
Mmm-hmm. Yes.

1574
01:23:56,031 --> 01:23:57,112
<i>Okay. I miss you.</i>

1575
01:23:57,449 --> 01:23:58,690
I miss you, too.

1576
01:24:04,915 --> 01:24:07,328
<i>Oh, it seems like
you're standing right there.</i>

1577
01:24:07,417 --> 01:24:09,500
<i>- Is your back all right now?</i>
- No.

1578
01:24:09,586 --> 01:24:11,168
<i>It looked like you had gotten...</i>

1579
01:24:11,255 --> 01:24:12,871
Yeah, no, that's a coincidence
'cause I'm not up.

1580
01:24:12,965 --> 01:24:14,297
<i>Don't rush this, if you...</i>

1581
01:24:22,432 --> 01:24:25,140
Darling, if all you have
is a pack of gum, please.

1582
01:24:26,562 --> 01:24:31,978
Wait! Why her? What about me?
I'm standing right here.

1583
01:24:32,067 --> 01:24:34,059
All I have is this cookie.

1584
01:24:34,152 --> 01:24:36,314
Is it because she's so beautiful?

1585
01:24:36,989 --> 01:24:39,276
- I didn't even see you in line.
- Yeah, right.

1586
01:24:39,366 --> 01:24:41,449
You probably have all these
cookies at your house

1587
01:24:41,535 --> 01:24:43,948
from all the 20-year-olds
that you bang!

1588
01:24:44,037 --> 01:24:45,619
And you don't even deserve it!

1589
01:24:45,706 --> 01:24:49,074
They just want your money,
so now you know that.

1590
01:24:49,459 --> 01:24:50,745
- Hi, darling.
- Hi, honey.

1591
01:24:51,253 --> 01:24:53,040
I found the ginkgo biloba.

1592
01:24:53,297 --> 01:24:54,583
- You okay?
- Mmm-hmm.

1593
01:24:54,673 --> 01:24:56,505
I would like to apologize.

1594
01:24:57,175 --> 01:25:00,919
I did not know your situation,
and it's very beautiful.

1595
01:25:01,263 --> 01:25:04,847
You are two beautiful
aging white men.

1596
01:25:05,183 --> 01:25:06,094
Thank you.

1597
01:25:24,536 --> 01:25:27,244
I know, it's all gone.

1598
01:25:28,040 --> 01:25:29,747
I brought you these cookies.

1599
01:25:29,958 --> 01:25:31,620
They're covered in chocolate.

1600
01:25:31,835 --> 01:25:33,622
Okay, you're so drunk.

1601
01:25:33,962 --> 01:25:36,796
And there's a picture
of a cat on safari.

1602
01:25:36,882 --> 01:25:40,546
I know you just assume you can just
drop by whenever you want

1603
01:25:40,636 --> 01:25:43,344
because your loser friends
have no plans.

1604
01:25:43,430 --> 01:25:46,173
But we're about to go to
<i>Escape the Room.</i>

1605
01:25:46,975 --> 01:25:49,718
It's the Grouper guys.
Hey, Groupers!

1606
01:25:49,811 --> 01:25:52,269
- Don't call them that.
- Where's your scarf at?

1607
01:25:52,648 --> 01:25:56,141
I want to go to the room
you pay to be locked in.

1608
01:25:56,610 --> 01:26:01,150
I don't really feel like being embarrassed
or insulted tonight, so no.

1609
01:26:01,531 --> 01:26:04,023
You don't want to go with me
because I'm not pretty anymore.

1610
01:26:04,117 --> 01:26:06,655
Look, why do you think
everyone cares what you look like?

1611
01:26:07,204 --> 01:26:13,496
Like, we're your friends
because you were fun and funny and kind.

1612
01:26:13,919 --> 01:26:15,501
And then I don't know
what happened.

1613
01:26:15,837 --> 01:26:17,544
I could tell you what happened.

1614
01:26:18,298 --> 01:26:21,757
All my wildest dreams came true,
and then it was gone.

1615
01:26:21,843 --> 01:26:23,709
Renee, will you just listen
to yourself?

1616
01:26:23,804 --> 01:26:26,296
Your wildest dream
is that you were beautiful?

1617
01:26:26,390 --> 01:26:27,847
That is so sad!

1618
01:26:27,933 --> 01:26:31,017
Yeah, like, we never gave a shit
what you looked like.

1619
01:26:31,103 --> 01:26:34,767
Guys, I just want us to go back
to how we were before.

1620
01:26:35,399 --> 01:26:37,812
Can't we just do that?
Can't we just go back?

1621
01:26:37,901 --> 01:26:40,689
No. And we have to go, so...

1622
01:26:41,405 --> 01:26:43,192
All of us? We all can go?

1623
01:26:43,281 --> 01:26:44,192
No.

1624
01:26:44,282 --> 01:26:45,773
Just us and not the guys?

1625
01:26:45,867 --> 01:26:47,608
Absolutely not.

1626
01:26:48,036 --> 01:26:50,744
Okay. Okay, I understand.

1627
01:26:51,665 --> 01:26:55,534
Well, I have my cell phone on
if anybody changes their mind.

1628
01:27:19,568 --> 01:27:21,059
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

1629
01:27:36,251 --> 01:27:37,207
Whoa!

1630
01:27:43,425 --> 01:27:45,667
I'm sorry. Sorry.

1631
01:27:46,470 --> 01:27:47,961
- You okay?
- Sorry.

1632
01:27:56,897 --> 01:27:58,229
Sorry, sorry.

1633
01:27:59,024 --> 01:28:00,060
What am I even worried about?

1634
01:28:00,150 --> 01:28:01,732
There's no way he's going
to recognize me.

1635
01:28:55,163 --> 01:28:56,449
Are you here alone?

1636
01:28:58,416 --> 01:28:59,748
No. Y...

1637
01:29:00,252 --> 01:29:01,663
Uh, yes.

1638
01:29:02,045 --> 01:29:06,585
Technically, but, um,
I'm meeting my boyfriend.

1639
01:29:06,675 --> 01:29:08,257
Oh, right. Okay.

1640
01:29:08,635 --> 01:29:09,671
Of course.

1641
01:29:10,637 --> 01:29:16,099
Well, how about I buy you
a drink while you wait?

1642
01:29:16,852 --> 01:29:18,343
No, I really shouldn't.

1643
01:29:20,188 --> 01:29:21,599
Well, why not?

1644
01:29:22,023 --> 01:29:24,766
Just killin' time,
you're waitin' for your boyfriend.

1645
01:29:24,860 --> 01:29:26,522
I'm waitin' for my girlfriend.

1646
01:29:27,529 --> 01:29:28,895
Your girlfriend?

1647
01:29:31,324 --> 01:29:33,441
Did you say that she's
your girlfriend?

1648
01:29:34,870 --> 01:29:36,736
I did say that.

1649
01:29:37,289 --> 01:29:40,282
And I hope that's okay.

1650
01:29:40,375 --> 01:29:42,537
No, I'm sure she, like, loves it.

1651
01:29:43,336 --> 01:29:44,952
But what, um...

1652
01:29:45,046 --> 01:29:46,662
What's she like? Like...

1653
01:29:48,633 --> 01:29:50,875
Your girlfriend...
That's your girlfriend?

1654
01:29:51,553 --> 01:29:55,172
She is pretty amazing.

1655
01:29:56,224 --> 01:29:59,058
Funny and smart.

1656
01:29:59,603 --> 01:30:02,596
And the most beautiful girl
in the world.

1657
01:30:02,898 --> 01:30:05,231
And here I am,
"How did I get this lady?"

1658
01:30:06,401 --> 01:30:07,517
And I did.

1659
01:30:11,907 --> 01:30:12,988
I can't...

1660
01:30:14,284 --> 01:30:16,742
I can't... Excuse me.

1661
01:30:24,085 --> 01:30:25,496
- Hey.
- Hey, um...

1662
01:30:26,338 --> 01:30:28,705
I'm sorry. I am not going
to be able to make it tonight.

1663
01:30:29,090 --> 01:30:30,206
<i>Um...</i>

1664
01:30:32,218 --> 01:30:33,425
I can't do this.

1665
01:30:34,262 --> 01:30:35,173
I don't know what we're doing.

1666
01:30:35,263 --> 01:30:39,177
You, me, any of it.
I can't do it. I'm sorry.

1667
01:30:39,434 --> 01:30:41,346
Okay, wait. Hold on.

1668
01:30:41,436 --> 01:30:44,144
I didn't mean to freak you out,
I'm sorry.

1669
01:30:44,230 --> 01:30:46,096
I really thought we were just
having fun.

1670
01:30:46,191 --> 01:30:49,730
No, we were having fun.
That's not it. Um...

1671
01:30:51,071 --> 01:30:52,778
Um... I, uh...

1672
01:30:54,658 --> 01:30:56,274
I don't know what to say to you.

1673
01:30:58,453 --> 01:30:59,534
It's over.

1674
01:30:59,621 --> 01:31:01,988
Well, look, you don't have to... Don't.
Let's not do it over the phone.

1675
01:31:02,082 --> 01:31:03,869
Wherever you are,
I'll come and meet you,

1676
01:31:03,959 --> 01:31:05,871
<i>- and let's talk.</i>
- No, no, no.

1677
01:31:05,961 --> 01:31:08,078
<i>- You can't come where I am.</i>
- Why?

1678
01:31:08,171 --> 01:31:09,958
You can't see me anymore.

1679
01:31:11,257 --> 01:31:13,044
<i>I'm not who you think I am.</i>

1680
01:31:13,134 --> 01:31:14,591
And that's it? I think I...

1681
01:31:15,595 --> 01:31:17,382
I think I deserve better
than that.

1682
01:31:17,764 --> 01:31:19,471
You deserve much better
than this.

1683
01:31:19,557 --> 01:31:21,389
You deserve much better
than me.

1684
01:31:22,978 --> 01:31:24,014
I'm sorry.

1685
01:32:21,077 --> 01:32:22,659
- Hey...
- I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

1686
01:32:22,746 --> 01:32:24,908
Hi. Hi, it's me.

1687
01:32:24,998 --> 01:32:27,081
- I know, yeah.
- I really need bike 34.

1688
01:32:27,167 --> 01:32:28,374
Oh, um...

1689
01:32:28,460 --> 01:32:31,624
I need to recreate the magic
of that last class.

1690
01:32:31,713 --> 01:32:34,251
Oh. We would like it
if you don't recreate that.

1691
01:32:34,340 --> 01:32:37,424
I'll be fine. I just...
I really, really need it.

1692
01:32:37,510 --> 01:32:39,126
Okay. There.

1693
01:32:39,220 --> 01:32:42,133
What's up, SoHo, you ready?

1694
01:32:42,223 --> 01:32:44,590
This is your ride!
This is your time!

1695
01:32:44,684 --> 01:32:47,142
Knees inside your pelvis,
core engaged!

1696
01:32:47,228 --> 01:32:49,811
I want you to set an intention
for this ride!

1697
01:32:49,898 --> 01:32:50,763
I got one!

1698
01:32:50,857 --> 01:32:54,692
If your intention was for change,
the change is already here,

1699
01:32:54,778 --> 01:32:57,395
- and the miracle is already here.
- Yes, it is!

1700
01:32:57,489 --> 01:33:01,278
Today you're going to see that person
that you've always wanted to be!

1701
01:33:01,367 --> 01:33:04,360
Change your mind!
Change your body!

1702
01:33:04,829 --> 01:33:05,945
Change your life!

1703
01:33:06,331 --> 01:33:07,913
Are you ready?

1704
01:33:08,333 --> 01:33:09,323
Yeah!

1705
01:33:09,417 --> 01:33:11,955
Here we go!
In three, two, one! Up!

1706
01:33:37,904 --> 01:33:39,270
Oh, God.

1707
01:33:46,121 --> 01:33:47,953
- Hey.
- Oh.

1708
01:33:48,039 --> 01:33:49,155
You okay?

1709
01:33:49,833 --> 01:33:52,166
Yeah. I just, um... Sorry.

1710
01:33:52,919 --> 01:33:55,161
I'm just going through
a rough breakup, so...

1711
01:33:55,255 --> 01:33:58,714
Well, I bet guys can be
pretty mean

1712
01:33:58,800 --> 01:34:00,041
when you break up
with them, right?

1713
01:34:00,135 --> 01:34:03,754
Or when they break up with you
for being a real freaking person.

1714
01:34:04,055 --> 01:34:06,138
Wait, hang on.

1715
01:34:06,641 --> 01:34:08,223
The acoustics in here are weird.

1716
01:34:08,309 --> 01:34:10,426
It sounds like you are saying
you got dumped.

1717
01:34:11,437 --> 01:34:15,727
Someone said to you,
"I don't want to see you anymore.

1718
01:34:16,109 --> 01:34:18,442
Ever again. I don't want
to have sex with you again."

1719
01:34:18,820 --> 01:34:20,903
Somebody has told you...
You got dumped?

1720
01:34:20,989 --> 01:34:23,197
- Can you stop saying "dumped"?
- Of course, I'm sorry.

1721
01:34:23,283 --> 01:34:25,149
I... I just assumed that...

1722
01:34:26,161 --> 01:34:28,073
you wouldn't have
to deal with stuff like that.

1723
01:34:28,163 --> 01:34:31,122
What? 'Cause of my body.
Or something like...

1724
01:34:32,000 --> 01:34:35,164
Your body, your whole head.

1725
01:34:35,253 --> 01:34:37,245
Do you have every rib
that I have?

1726
01:34:37,338 --> 01:34:40,001
Everything really
worked out for you.

1727
01:34:40,508 --> 01:34:42,420
Where even are your organs?

1728
01:34:42,510 --> 01:34:46,550
I've always dealt with being
really insecure, so it's nice to hear.

1729
01:34:46,639 --> 01:34:49,928
Shut up, forever. What?

1730
01:34:50,018 --> 01:34:51,475
No, I'm serious.
Like, it's an issue.

1731
01:34:51,561 --> 01:34:53,268
I, like, struggle
with self-esteem. So...

1732
01:34:53,354 --> 01:34:56,597
I want to punch you right
in your dumb face right now.

1733
01:34:56,691 --> 01:35:00,025
Okay, that's the kind of comment
that, like... I just...

1734
01:35:00,111 --> 01:35:01,727
That's what causes my
insecurity.

1735
01:35:01,821 --> 01:35:03,278
"Dumb." It's like...
It's like a trigger word.

1736
01:35:03,364 --> 01:35:04,775
I'm sorry I said that, it's just...

1737
01:35:04,866 --> 01:35:08,610
You getting dumped is making me feel
like I might be okay.

1738
01:35:08,703 --> 01:35:10,444
Randomly, it's making me feel
better, too.

1739
01:35:12,040 --> 01:35:13,872
- Okay, that's good.
- Oh, my gosh.

1740
01:35:13,958 --> 01:35:15,745
But, um, I have to actually go.

1741
01:35:15,835 --> 01:35:17,918
I have a go-see at Lily LeClaire.

1742
01:35:18,630 --> 01:35:19,871
Lily LeClaire?

1743
01:35:19,964 --> 01:35:21,125
- Yeah.
- For what?

1744
01:35:21,216 --> 01:35:23,583
Um, like,
modeling a new line, I guess.

1745
01:35:24,135 --> 01:35:25,216
The diffusion line?

1746
01:35:25,720 --> 01:35:26,756
- Um...
- Wait, you're going for that?

1747
01:35:26,846 --> 01:35:28,587
- It's...
- Yeah.

1748
01:35:28,681 --> 01:35:31,298
- Okay, bye.
- Okay, bye. Feel better.

1749
01:35:31,392 --> 01:35:33,008
- Thanks.
- That guy's a dick.

1750
01:35:33,102 --> 01:35:34,263
Yeah.

1751
01:35:44,113 --> 01:35:45,979
- Morning.
- Hi.

1752
01:35:46,074 --> 01:35:47,861
It's 3:00 p.m.

1753
01:35:48,493 --> 01:35:49,574
What you got for me?

1754
01:35:49,661 --> 01:35:52,028
- In terms of what?
- Packages.

1755
01:35:52,914 --> 01:35:55,497
- Some of those for me?
- Uh, no, those are empty.

1756
01:35:55,583 --> 01:35:57,745
Can I have an ionic water?
Bottom right.

1757
01:35:59,963 --> 01:36:03,081
Thanks. Uh, you should really serve these
with a straw and a napkin.

1758
01:36:03,174 --> 01:36:04,881
But I won't hold it against you.

1759
01:36:04,968 --> 01:36:07,335
Hey, do you know if this is something
to do with the diffusion line?

1760
01:36:07,428 --> 01:36:10,762
Yeah, they're casting
the face of the line.

1761
01:36:11,474 --> 01:36:12,760
God!

1762
01:36:12,850 --> 01:36:15,058
They're planning a huge party
to launch the whole thing.

1763
01:36:15,144 --> 01:36:16,180
Yeah.

1764
01:36:16,271 --> 01:36:18,103
You think it ever occurred
to them to cast someone

1765
01:36:18,189 --> 01:36:20,681
who looks like they would
actually buy the products?

1766
01:36:20,775 --> 01:36:22,107
Someone like you?

1767
01:36:25,613 --> 01:36:26,774
Yeah.

1768
01:36:27,240 --> 01:36:28,276
Yes.

1769
01:36:28,825 --> 01:36:30,532
Someone exactly like me.

1770
01:36:31,577 --> 01:36:33,443
Hey, Viv. Um...

1771
01:36:33,955 --> 01:36:35,992
I've been looking everywhere
for you guys. I...

1772
01:36:36,916 --> 01:36:39,909
I just want to apologize
for how I behaved. I'm so sorry.

1773
01:36:40,003 --> 01:36:42,541
I... I'm so embarrassed.

1774
01:36:42,630 --> 01:36:44,963
Please tell Jane, I...

1775
01:36:46,509 --> 01:36:47,750
Anyway, um...

1776
01:36:48,594 --> 01:36:51,382
I really want you to
meet up with me on Friday.

1777
01:36:52,557 --> 01:36:54,674
I... I need you.

1778
01:36:56,311 --> 01:36:58,018
Okay. This is Renee.

1779
01:36:58,604 --> 01:36:59,594
Okay.

1780
01:37:10,992 --> 01:37:12,278
Come on!
We're going to miss it.

1781
01:37:12,368 --> 01:37:14,200
- This is uphill!
- This is it.

1782
01:37:14,287 --> 01:37:15,403
This is the door.

1783
01:37:19,876 --> 01:37:21,162
- Close it. Close it.
- I am.

1784
01:37:21,252 --> 01:37:22,709
Don't yell at me.
I'm closing it.

1785
01:37:24,005 --> 01:37:26,167
Act like you've been here before.
Act like you work here.

1786
01:37:26,758 --> 01:37:28,420
I can't lose my job,
all right?

1787
01:37:28,509 --> 01:37:31,047
I'll have to move back with my aunt.
She calls me Meat Patty.

1788
01:37:31,137 --> 01:37:32,344
- She drinks too much.
- I know.

1789
01:37:32,430 --> 01:37:34,092
Why didn't I hear about this
when we worked together?

1790
01:37:34,182 --> 01:37:35,718
This would be fun banter.

1791
01:37:35,808 --> 01:37:37,720
- Yeah.
- Okay. Just keep it cool.

1792
01:37:55,203 --> 01:37:56,284
Good evening.

1793
01:37:58,831 --> 01:38:00,868
And thank you all for
coming tonight.

1794
01:38:01,250 --> 01:38:03,333
<i>We're so pleased
to have you here.</i>

1795
01:38:05,046 --> 01:38:10,041
This is an exciting evening
for Lily LeClaire, for you, and for me.

1796
01:38:10,676 --> 01:38:13,544
When my grandmother
first started this company...

1797
01:38:14,472 --> 01:38:16,714
in the year 1200 AD...

1798
01:38:17,392 --> 01:38:18,928
It's a long, long time ago.

1799
01:38:21,771 --> 01:38:25,606
She had only $1,000.

1800
01:38:26,067 --> 01:38:27,979
Again, that was a long time ago...

1801
01:38:30,571 --> 01:38:32,608
Inflation, so...

1802
01:38:32,698 --> 01:38:36,362
So that would be
different now. And...

1803
01:38:39,539 --> 01:38:41,326
That wasn't supposed
to happen. Uh...

1804
01:38:41,749 --> 01:38:42,865
What... What?

1805
01:38:43,251 --> 01:38:45,538
Could somebody...
Is there anybody here...

1806
01:38:45,628 --> 01:38:46,709
Technical support?

1807
01:38:46,796 --> 01:38:50,756
Anybody who's technical
or support?

1808
01:38:51,217 --> 01:38:53,425
Stupid bitch,
you're such a failure.

1809
01:39:24,292 --> 01:39:25,999
I thought that was going
to bust easier.

1810
01:39:27,336 --> 01:39:28,292
Um...

1811
01:39:29,380 --> 01:39:30,211
Hello.

1812
01:39:30,465 --> 01:39:32,127
My name is Renee.

1813
01:39:32,467 --> 01:39:33,457
And, uh...

1814
01:39:34,218 --> 01:39:37,131
Some of you know me
as this woman.

1815
01:39:39,140 --> 01:39:40,130
Glamorous.

1816
01:39:41,184 --> 01:39:42,140
Flawless.

1817
01:39:42,852 --> 01:39:43,683
Perfection.

1818
01:39:44,562 --> 01:39:45,928
But that's not the real me.

1819
01:39:46,814 --> 01:39:50,148
This is the real me.

1820
01:39:50,485 --> 01:39:51,601
I don't get it.

1821
01:39:52,153 --> 01:39:55,521
I know, these women look
nothing alike.

1822
01:39:56,616 --> 01:39:57,697
But they're both me.

1823
01:39:58,242 --> 01:40:00,029
Take a second to process it.

1824
01:40:01,496 --> 01:40:04,113
But in this industry,
I only felt wanted...

1825
01:40:04,749 --> 01:40:06,957
when I looked like this.

1826
01:40:09,337 --> 01:40:11,499
- I think she's crazy.
- Not when I looked...

1827
01:40:28,189 --> 01:40:29,225
There was no magic.

1828
01:40:31,192 --> 01:40:32,353
That's me.

1829
01:40:33,361 --> 01:40:34,897
That's me, they're both me.
That's me.

1830
01:40:47,083 --> 01:40:48,665
I did all this as me.

1831
01:40:57,385 --> 01:40:58,876
When we're little girls,

1832
01:41:00,263 --> 01:41:02,596
we have all the confidence
in the world.

1833
01:41:04,767 --> 01:41:07,134
We let our bellies
hang out, and...

1834
01:41:08,104 --> 01:41:10,721
And we just dance and play

1835
01:41:10,815 --> 01:41:12,272
and pick our wedgies.

1836
01:41:13,818 --> 01:41:15,650
And then these things
happen that just...

1837
01:41:15,736 --> 01:41:17,318
They make us question ourselves.

1838
01:41:17,905 --> 01:41:20,238
Somebody says something mean
to you on the playground,

1839
01:41:20,992 --> 01:41:22,153
and then we grow up,

1840
01:41:22,243 --> 01:41:25,281
and you doubt yourself
over and over again until...

1841
01:41:25,788 --> 01:41:27,996
you lose all that confidence.

1842
01:41:28,082 --> 01:41:31,541
All that self-esteem, all that faith
you started with is gone.

1843
01:41:32,920 --> 01:41:35,082
But what if we didn't
let those moments get to us?

1844
01:41:35,840 --> 01:41:37,456
What if we were stronger
than that?

1845
01:41:39,427 --> 01:41:40,463
Right?

1846
01:41:41,012 --> 01:41:43,004
What if we didn't care
about how we looked?

1847
01:41:44,265 --> 01:41:45,597
Or how we sounded?

1848
01:41:48,394 --> 01:41:51,387
What if we never lost
that little-girl confidence?

1849
01:41:51,939 --> 01:41:53,305
What if when someone tells us

1850
01:41:53,399 --> 01:41:56,813
that we aren't good
or thin or pretty enough,

1851
01:41:57,612 --> 01:41:59,729
we have strength and the wisdom...

1852
01:42:01,324 --> 01:42:03,941
to say what I am is better
than all of that?

1853
01:42:05,828 --> 01:42:08,741
Because what I am is me!

1854
01:42:11,417 --> 01:42:12,658
I'm me!

1855
01:42:13,169 --> 01:42:14,705
And I'm proud to be me!

1856
01:42:15,254 --> 01:42:18,793
And if you ever get the chance
to hang out with me or my friends,

1857
01:42:19,216 --> 01:42:22,380
my amazing, perfect friends...

1858
01:42:22,470 --> 01:42:24,962
Well, all I have to say to you
is you're welcome.

1859
01:42:28,225 --> 01:42:30,137
Mason, hit it.

1860
01:42:32,563 --> 01:42:34,270
We are real women.

1861
01:42:35,816 --> 01:42:38,524
We are.
What a great thing to be.

1862
01:42:40,237 --> 01:42:45,323
A real, healthy, just strong,
funny, kick-ass chick!

1863
01:42:45,993 --> 01:42:48,360
This new line of products
won't change your life.

1864
01:42:48,454 --> 01:42:50,070
Only you can do that.

1865
01:42:50,915 --> 01:42:52,656
And you can do that.

1866
01:42:53,167 --> 01:42:54,157
Believe me.

1867
01:42:55,002 --> 01:42:59,087
But this line is for every girl
who is ready to believe in herself!

1868
01:43:01,425 --> 01:43:03,166
You are beautiful!

1869
01:43:03,260 --> 01:43:04,546
You are everything!

1870
01:43:04,637 --> 01:43:06,924
And you are the real face
of this line!

1871
01:43:07,014 --> 01:43:10,007
And we are all the face
of Lily LeClaire!

1872
01:43:14,188 --> 01:43:16,726
Whoo!

1873
01:43:16,816 --> 01:43:18,352
You go, Renee!

1874
01:43:18,693 --> 01:43:20,059
You picked a good one,
you know.

1875
01:43:22,238 --> 01:43:23,445
Oh, my God!

1876
01:43:30,037 --> 01:43:31,653
Well, that was super weird.

1877
01:43:32,707 --> 01:43:34,539
And also very effective.

1878
01:43:35,918 --> 01:43:36,954
Thanks.

1879
01:43:37,044 --> 01:43:39,502
Do you know we offer
a mental health program at work?

1880
01:43:39,797 --> 01:43:41,038
I still have a job?

1881
01:43:41,924 --> 01:43:43,460
Oh, my God.

1882
01:43:45,302 --> 01:43:47,885
Thank you. Okay,
I'm gonna go say hi to some people.

1883
01:43:50,307 --> 01:43:53,641
Avery? They're going crazy
for all this.

1884
01:43:53,728 --> 01:43:55,765
Let's be honest.
We both know.

1885
01:43:56,188 --> 01:43:57,554
That's for Renee.

1886
01:43:58,858 --> 01:44:00,019
Oh!

1887
01:44:00,401 --> 01:44:03,985
Sweetheart,
Renee wouldn't be here without you.

1888
01:44:05,114 --> 01:44:06,400
None of us would.

1889
01:44:07,074 --> 01:44:08,315
Oh, Gram.

1890
01:44:25,634 --> 01:44:26,841
<i>This is Ethan.</i>

1891
01:44:26,927 --> 01:44:28,213
Hi, it's me.

1892
01:44:28,971 --> 01:44:30,007
Renee.

1893
01:44:30,264 --> 01:44:33,928
Um, I know you probably don't want
to see me right now, but I just...

1894
01:44:34,393 --> 01:44:35,679
Just, please hear me out.

1895
01:44:36,228 --> 01:44:37,935
Okay? I... I...

1896
01:44:38,022 --> 01:44:40,765
I am so sorry for how I acted
the other night.

1897
01:44:42,276 --> 01:44:43,392
<i>I know this...</i>

1898
01:44:43,944 --> 01:44:45,685
<i>is hard to believe,
but it has nothing to do</i>

1899
01:44:45,780 --> 01:44:47,112
<i>with how I feel about you.</i>

1900
01:44:47,448 --> 01:44:51,112
And everything to do
with my feelings about me.

1901
01:44:52,286 --> 01:44:53,276
<i>And...</i>

1902
01:44:54,830 --> 01:44:55,820
<i>I, uh...</i>

1903
01:44:56,791 --> 01:44:58,874
<i>This is gonna sound
so crazy, but I...</i>

1904
01:44:59,710 --> 01:45:00,791
I thought that you thought

1905
01:45:00,878 --> 01:45:02,870
that I was the most beautiful
woman in the world.

1906
01:45:02,963 --> 01:45:04,829
- Hey.
- Hey.

1907
01:45:05,925 --> 01:45:08,793
I do think that you're the most
beautiful woman in the world.

1908
01:45:11,972 --> 01:45:13,213
Just let me real quick,

1909
01:45:13,307 --> 01:45:14,764
- 'cause it was killing me...
- What?

1910
01:45:14,850 --> 01:45:16,341
You were, like, struggling with it.

1911
01:45:16,435 --> 01:45:17,801
- You could see?
- Yeah, well, I saw...

1912
01:45:17,895 --> 01:45:19,352
- That's a camera?
- Yeah.

1913
01:45:19,438 --> 01:45:20,895
You could see me that
whole time?

1914
01:45:20,981 --> 01:45:21,971
Renee...

1915
01:45:23,150 --> 01:45:24,516
I've always seen you.

1916
01:45:43,546 --> 01:45:45,412
What's up, SoHo?

1917
01:45:45,506 --> 01:45:47,498
You guys ready
to change your life?

1918
01:45:48,717 --> 01:45:49,628
Yes!

1919
01:45:49,718 --> 01:45:51,710
I don't know what you
came in here for today,

1920
01:45:51,804 --> 01:45:54,171
but the miracle is already here!

1921
01:45:54,557 --> 01:45:57,345
You just have to open up
your heart and receive it!

1922
01:45:58,060 --> 01:45:59,676
I want you
to look into the mirror

1923
01:45:59,770 --> 01:46:02,433
and visualize the change
you came in here for.

1924
01:46:02,523 --> 01:46:05,391
Is it spiritual?
Is it physical?

1925
01:46:05,484 --> 01:46:06,770
Is it emotional?