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  1. He was shocked when he found out his mark in the SQA Official June 2017 National 5 English Examination Hosted at [generic] High School, [location] which took place at 11:35 AM on 3/6/17 in which there was 12 questions and 70 marks available. This was decided by the Official SQA Board of directors in Edinburgh at 4:27 PM on a Sunday. It was the 27th Sunday of the year. All this mingling took place in a classified location at the SQA headquarters in room 207. He got 35 and a half marks. The vote was concluded with a result of 7 – 5, 7 for, 5 against. This vote was consider against the mighty John Connor Macgregor Massimo Mob Bitcoin miner Ouija Hubert of Austria Hughie Lee Copper the Magnificent Emo McClure II (JCMGMMBMOHoAHLCtMEMLCCII),’s wishes. This was very unapproved by the communist powerhouse that is sanctioned by John Connor Macgregor Massimo Mob Bitcoin miner Ouija Hubert of Austria Hughie Lee Copper the Magnificent Emo McClure II (JCMGMMBMOHoAHLCtMEMLCCII)in which he accept a cheese string instead of payment. John Connor Macgregor Massimo Mob Bitcoin miner Ouija Hubert of Austria Hughie Lee Copper McClure (JCMGMMBMOHoAHMLCC) was born on the 42nd Sunday of 1973 in the realm of Scotland. Although this was an act of treason towards the SQA (Scottish Qualification Association) he still proceeded to declare that John Connor Macgregor Massimo Mob Bitcoin miner Ouija Hubert of Austria Hughie Lee Copper the Magnificent Emo McClure II (JCMGMMBMOHoAHLCtMEMLCCII) to be his right hand man. This was surprising due to the United Soviet Socialist Republic of Mrs McLaughlin’s Powerhouse Classroom Which is Funded By A Ponzi Scheme (USSRMMPHCWIFBAPS)’s rule number 288QD4 which states that John Connor Macgregor Massimo Mob Bitcoin miner Ouija Hubert of Austria Hughie Lee Copper McClure (JCMGMMBMOHoAHMLCC) cannot hold a right hand man but he can hold a left hand man as an assistant. This was rather surprising to the powerhouse because they believed that that rule was not passed with a vote of 6-1, 6 against, 1 for. Meanwhile, in the 1900s, the Gulag was the government agency created under Vladimir Lenin which reached its peak as Soviet forced-labour camp system during Joseph Stalin's rule from the 1930s up until the 1950s. The term is also commonly used to reference any forced-labour camp in the Soviet Union, including in post-Stalin times. The camps housed a wide range of convicts, from petty criminals to political prisoners. Large numbers were convicted by simplified procedures, such as NKVD troikas (secret police) and other instruments of extrajudicial punishment. The Gulag is recognized as a major instrument of political repression in the Soviet Union. John Connor Macgregor Massimo Mob Bitcoin miner Ouija Hubert of Austria Hughie Lee Cooper McClure(JCMGMMBMOHoAHMC) was imprisoned in a gulag for 27 and a half minutes when he realised he wasn’t in the line for Greggs and that he was in fact captured by the SQA for excessive amounts of cheese theft. He then proceeded to say “It is I, John Connor Macgregor Massimo Mob Bitcoin miner Ouija Hubert of Austria Hughie McClure (JCMGMMBMOHoAHMC) and I am here to borrow a bitcoins worth of sugar”. 40 years later, John Connor Macgregor Massimo Mob Bitcoin miner Ouija Hubert of Austria Hughie Lee Copper the Magnificent Emo McClure II (JCMGMMBMOHoAHLCtMEMLCCII) came to the gulag to buy it and turn it into the Official SQA Headquarters Room 207. Then John Connor Macgregor Massimo Mob Bitcoin miner Ouija Hubert of Austria Hughie McClure (JCMGMMBMOHoAHMC) proceeded to say “It is I, John Connor Macgregor Massimo Mob Bitcoin miner Ouija Hubert of Austria Hughie McClure CMGMMBMOHoAHMC), and I demand a rusty wheelbarrow to deliver my various trinkets and goodies. In conclusion, John Connor Macgregor Massimo Mob Bitcoin miner Ouija Hubert of Austria Hughie McClure (JCMGMMBMOHoAHMC) hereby declares this Headquarters OPEN!” meanwhile, in Baghdad, Tasmania, John Connor Macgregor Massimo Mob Bitcoin miner Ouija Hubert of Austria Hughie Lee Copper the Magnificent Emo McClure II (JCMGMMBMOHoAHLCtMEMLCCII) has just proceed to steal a well again and then he said “It is I, John Connor Macgregor Massimo Mob Bitcoin miner Ouija Hubert of Austria Hughie Lee Copper the Magnificent Emo McClure II (JCMGMMBMOHoAHLCtMEMLCCII) and I have stolen your well again! If you want it back, come to the dank sewer outside Tesco’s at 4:17PM with a jar of marmalade and 8 bitcoin”. The United Soviet Socialist Republic of Mrs McLaughlin’s Powerhouse Classroom which is funded by a Ponzi Scheme (USSRMMPHCWIFBAPS) was delighted at the prospect of getting a jar of marmalade. Meanwhile, in the tax haven of Luxembourg, John Connor Macgregor Massimo Mob Bitcoin miner Ouija Hubert of Austria Hughie Lee Copper the Magnificent Emo McClure II (JCMGMMBMOHoAHLCtMEMLCCII) was trying to swindle the SQA out of millions of bitcoins worth of overdue library books. And then, John Connor Macgregor Massimo Mob Bitcoin miner Ouija Hubert of Austria Hughie Lee Copper the Magnificent Emo McClure II (JCMGMMBMOHoAHLCtMEMLCCII) proceeded to say in French “the bank can’t defraud me if I buy the bank” so he went to his friend’s (Lamar from Qatar) house and hid in his bunker. And the he realised he wasn’t at Lamar from Qatar’s bunker, he had in fact, found himself in the line to Greggs again and then he said “it is I, John Connor Macgregor Massimo Mob Bitcoin miner Ouija Hubert of Austria Hughie Lee Copper the Magnificent Emo McClure II (JCMGMMBMOHoAHLCtMEMLCCII) and I demand 4 bitcoins worth of pumpkin pie”. And then suddenly Lamar from Qatar appeared in a large mouse costume, he proceeded to say, in traditional Chinese, “cheese please” and then John Connor Macgregor Massimo Mob Bitcoin miner Ouija Hubert of Austria Hughie Lee Copper the Magnificent Emo McClure II (JCMGMMBMOHoAHLCtMEMLCCII) said “why hello there Lamar from Qatar” and then they proceeded to get the next flight to Delhi, where they proceeded to perform the biggest Ponzi scheme in known history.` once they arrived in Delhi, it turned out that the police were waiting for them to give them gifts of various trinkets and goodies. This was a normal occurrence because John Connor Macgregor Massimo Mob Bitcoin miner Ouija Hubert of Austria Hughie Lee Copper the Magnificent Emo McClure II (JCMGMMBMOHoAHLCtMEMLCCII) and Lamar from Qatar just happen to own half of the Indian police. Then they proceeded to promise everyone in Delhi a very reliable rate on their investments. Suddenly, John Connor Macgregor Massimo Mob Bitcoin miner Ouija Hubert of Austria Hughie Lee Copper the Magnificent Emo McClure II (JCMGMMBMOHoAHLCtMEMLCCII) and Lamar from Qatar were arrested by the half of the police force that they did now own. The police force proceeded to take them to the line for Greggs, not realising that it wasn’t the line for the gulag, then the policeman said “is that who I think it is? It’s the mighty Lamar form Qatar in his signature outfit, a mouse costume.” “I heard you own 82% of all the Greggs in Delhi. We would be willing to release you in exchange for 17 bitcoins worth of steak bakes and a position in your very reliable investment scheme. I heard some guy in Greggs talking about it. He said it was a Ponzi. P for perfect, O for opportunity, N for not-a-scam, Z for Zeppelin, I for I approve of this investment.” Lamar from Qatar said “It is I, Lamar from Qatar, and I own 82% of all the Greggs in Delhi and I will give you a reliable rate”. This was assured by John Connor Macgregor Massimo Mob Bitcoin miner Ouija Hubert of Austria Hughie Lee Copper the Magnificent Emo McClure II (JCMGMMBMOHoAHLCtMEMLCCII) he stated in front of the half of the police force he did not in fact own “Sign this 442 page long contract and you can work with me, John Connor Macgregor Massimo Mob Bitcoin miner Ouija Hubert of Austria Hughie Lee Copper the Magnificent Emo McClure II (JCMGMMBMOHoAHLCtMEMLCCII) and Lamar from Qatar to earn a very reliable rate” but then 12 lawyers suddenly appeared and then the lawyers said in unison in some form of French “John Connor Macgregor Massimo Mob Bitcoin miner Ouija Hubert of Austria Hughie Lee Copper the Magnificent Emo McClure II (JCMGMMBMOHoAHLCtMEMLCCII), we have heard of your scheme and we want in on the lawsuit” and then Lamar from Qatar said in ancient Latin “you can’t afford a lawyer if you’re all in legal debt” and then John Connor Macgregor Massimo Mob Bitcoin miner Ouija Hubert of Austria Hughie Lee Copper the Magnificent Emo McClure II (JCMGMMBMOHoAHLCtMEMLCCII) said “funnily enough Lamar from Qatar, I think our work here in Delhi is done. Take me on the next flight to brazil”. Meanwhile, in Poncho from Puerto Rico’s attic’s basement complex, Lamar from Qatar suddenly appears and says “Why hello there Poncho from Puerto Rico, it is I Lamar from Qatar (LfQ) and I am with my accomplice John Connor Macgregor Massimo Mob Bitcoin miner Ouija Hubert of Austria Hughie Lee Copper the Magnificent Emo McClure II (JCMGMMBMOHoAHLCtMEMLCCII) and we are here to borrow your rainforest. We have brought a few of our friends from Delhi John Connor Macgregor Massimo Mob Bitcoin miner Ouija Hubert of Austria Hughie Lee Copper the Magnificent Emo McClure II (JCMGMMBMOHoAHLCtMEMLCCII), Lamar from Qatar (lfQ) and Poncho from Puerto Rico (PfPR) then proceeded to chop down half of the rainforest to make way for their new cheese cake factory in which the play to exhale various fumes out of. Meanwhile, in 1988, John Connor Macgregor Massimo Mob Bitcoin miner Ouija Hubert of Austria Hughie McClure (CMGMMBMOHoAHMC) is in the lee cooper factory located in Nuuk, Greenland having a videoconference with Mrs McLaughlin, who is located in Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso using various binoculars and mirrors and a few trinkets and sending messages through various smoke signals. Meanwhile, in the rainforest, John Connor Macgregor Massimo Mob Bitcoin miner Ouija Hubert of Austria Hughie Lee Copper the Magnificent Emo McClure II (JCMGMMBMOHoAHLCtMEMLCCII), Lamer from Qatar(LfQ) and poncho from Puerto Rico (PfPR) have reached the halfway point in the rainforest, when suddenly, the uncorrupt half of the Delhi police force appeared and said “It is I, the uncorrupt half of the Delhi police force, and I am sending my chief, George Goodman the Uncorrupt (GGtU) to have a staring contest with Poncho from Puerto Rice (PfPR).” Now, on the books George Goodman the Uncorrupt (GGtU) was the legitest cop in Delhi, but off the record, he is a mean Ponzi machine. Meanwhile, in the secret Nazi gold vault in Switzerland, Mr Magoo is hosting the 76th annual chess world championships for the blind where the prize is 86,492 overdue library books. Meanwhile, on Duke Street, John Connor Macgregor Massimo Mob Bitcoin miner Ouija Hubert of Austria Hughie McClure (CMGMMBMOHoAHMC) has fallen down a well and found that it was inhabited by various political dinosaurs, some of which have typewriters and various fax machines. There was also the odd satellite phone. The political dinosaurs then proceed to say “It is we, the political dinosaurs, and we are here to bore you with a 44,000 word speech about staring squares and various other political jingles.” They also said ”we have been stuck down this dank well ever since the old smokey closed down back in ‘82”. Meanwhile, in the chess competition, Lamar from Qatar (LfQ) has been temporarily blinded by his rather large array of glowing goodies, trinkets and gizmos which are all inconveniently angled towards the sun. and then, John Connor Macgregor Massimo Mob Bitcoin miner Ouija Hubert of Austria Hughie Lee Copper the Magnificent Emo McClure II (JCMGMMBMOHoAHLCtMEMLCCII), turned up to the chess competition with George Goodman the Uncorrupt (GGtU) hot on his tail. By the time George Goodman the Uncorrupt (GGtU) reaches John Connor Macgregor Massimo Mob Bitcoin miner Ouija Hubert of Austria Hughie Lee Copper the Magnificent Emo McClure II (JCMGMMBMOHoAHLCtMEMLCCII), it is 7:26 on the 42nd Sunday of the year and George Goodman the Uncorrupt (GGtU) said, “Why hello there John Connor Macgregor Massimo Mob Bitcoin miner Ouija Hubert of Austria Hughie Lee Copper the Magnificent Emo McClure II (JCMGMMBMOHoAHLCtMEMLCCII), it is I, George Goodman the Uncorrupt (GGtU) and my shift is over, that means it’s time for the mean Ponzi machine to come out” and then George Goodman the Uncorrupt (GGtU) stated “I feeling lonely, it’s time for a change in my life. That’s why I want to help me perform the ultimate Ponzi scheme in Big Rich America” and then John Connor Macgregor Massimo Mob Bitcoin miner Ouija Hubert of Austria Hughie Lee Copper the Magnificent Emo McClure II (JCMGMMBMOHoAHLCtMEMLCCII) said, “we only have one issue, Lamar from Qatar (LfQ) has been temporarily blinded by his rather large array of trinkets and gizmos that were inconveniently angled towards the sun”. Fortunately, Lamar from Qatar (LfQ) has recovered from his temporary blindness and is facing off against George Goodman the Uncorrupt (GGtU) in the ultimate Swiss chess showdown. Meanwhile, in Somalia, Perfect Peter the Ponzi Patrolman that Protects People from Ponzi’s and his cronies are sailing the Somalian sea under the banner of RM* Education & Co. when suddenly they are attacked by the Chinese military. First m8
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