Peppa Pig Python Script. Help me better it

print('Dear Gentlemen and Ladies')
print('Do you like Peppa Pig?')
yesno = input()
if yesno == ('yes'):
    print('Hell yeah groin groin')

if yesno == ('ye'):
    print('Hell yeah groin groin')

if yesno == ('ya'):
    print('Hell yeah groin groin')


if yesno == ('yas'):
    print('Hell yeah groin groin')


if yesno == ('ye'):
    print('Hell yeah groin groin')

if yesno == ('yeah'):
    print('Hell yeah groin groin')

if yesno == ('indeed'):
    print('Hell yeah groin groin')

if yesno == ('of course'):
    print('Hell yeah groin groin')

if yesno == ('love it'):
    print('Hell yeah groin groin')

if yesno == ('fuck yeah'):
    print('Hell yeah groin groin')

if yesno == ('fuck yea'):
    print('Hell yeah groin groin')

if yesno == ('fuck ye'):
    print('Hell yeah groin groin')

wow = '*Groining in a demeaning way*'

if yesno == 'no':
    print(wow)

if yesno == 'na':
    print(wow)

if yesno == 'nah':
    print(wow)

if yesno == 'hell no':
    print(wow)

if yesno == 'fuck no':
    print(wow)


print('so your answer was ' + yesno)

import webbrowser

webbrowser.open('https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Np831Wl2CvI')