Kemono Friends Audio Drama Translation - Japari Bun Hunt

Original Drama = Japari Bun Hunt

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Scene 1
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Margay: Sorry for calling you guys here out of sudden!

Princess: What's wrong, Margay? I thought today is our off-day?

Gen: If there's anything, we would like to help.

Margay: You see... The Professors ask me to do something as a favor.

Emperor: That's rare for them to be so personal. What kind of favor?

Margay: We need to prepare 100-no, if possible, more than 200 Japari Buns.

Hululu: Japari buns~

Rocker: Hululu, this isn't the time to eat!

Gen: Ah, is this for Kaban-san's journey?

Emperor: Huh, didn't Boss usually just give food to her?

Princess: But then, Emperor, Serval is following her as well.

Emperor: Oh, i see...

Rocker: If she can't find her own food, she'll die of starvation after all.

Margay: We need to collect 200 buns and put it in this sack. Can you girls do it?

Gen: Very well.

Princess: 200 pieces... That's quite an amount.

Rocker: Boss only give us when we want to eat, after all. And only in sufficient amount.

Emperor: Where should we start... Princess, is there a place for that somewhere in this island?

Princess: I heard rumors that there is a place where Boss make all the Japari Buns.

Gen: Ah, i heard of that story as well. But nobody ever saw it before, right?

Margay: Does that mean the Professor want us to [go there and take a look], is it?

Princess: Ehh...!?
Rocker: Well, it's not like they change the place they got their food, but it feels like they ask us to go in advance.

Emperor: And where is that place?

Margay: Well... [I leave that to you. We're busy, anyways]. [Let's go, professor. *drool*]. [Shall we, assistant? *drool*]. Like that.

Rocker: They throw the job to us!? Are those two really busy?

Princess: Umm... Let's go ask the other Friends.

Emperor: It's for Serval and the others. Let's do our best.

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Scene 2
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Princess: We asked many Friends. None of them know where it is.

Emperor: Because they never seem to travel beyond their territory.

Serval: Oh. Hey PPP girls, what's the matter?

Kaban: Hello. Thank you for your help last time.

Gen: Not at all, Kaban-san. We owe to you as well.

Princess: Nice to see you doing well.

Rocker: Yo, Serval. We're looking for some Japari Buns.

Serval: Ohh... Why, why? Are you guys doing something?

Hululu: You see... When Serval follow Kaban-chan around, we-

*the penguins screamed*

Rocker: W-well, there's something going on, you know.

Princess: So, we're looking for a place where Japari Buns are made.

Emperor: I heard there's a place where Boss make the buns. But nobody knows about it.

Serval: Really? I don't know where is it too... Kaban-chan, do you have any idea?

Kaban: Hmm... That's right, When Lucky-san run out of Japari buns on its basket, it'll go back to fetch some more. How about if you follow where's it's heading.

Gen: Ah, I see...

Emperor: You're amazing as usual, Kaban.

Princess: Then, let's go and find it.

*the penguins shouts "Ohh!"*
*the penguins leave*

Kaban: I don't know what happened. But i'm glad that i can help them.

Serval: Let's go out and have some fun, then. Oh yeah, Campo Flicker want to show us how to find some bedding. Wanna go?

Kaban: Yeah!

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Scene 3
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Emperor: Boss... Boss... Boss with a basket...

Rocker: He always came by when we're out of Japari buns.

Princess: Ah, there it is!

*Lucky beast's footstep sound*

Gen: It went to a flock of Friends.

Emperor: So there's like, 2-3 pieces left.

Hululu: Aww, I want some too...

Rocker: I thought you had yours just now.

Gen: Ah, it's all gone.

*Lucky Beast make computerized noise*

Princess: What should we do now?

Emperor: We didn't plan on how, right?

*Lucky beast's footstep sound*

Rocker: It starts to walk away.

Princess: Let's follow it.

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Scene 4
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*Lucky beast's footstep sound*

Emperor: Urgh... Even with this body, I'm not really good at walking a path this rough...

Hululu: Really~?

Princess: Don't force it, Emperor.

Rocker: We need to have our eyes on Boss after all.

Gen: Ah, i can see something.

*Rustling of bushes*

Princess: There's a hole on the cliff. Is that a tunnel?

Gen: There's another Boss on the west side.

Rocker: And the Boss with the Basket went inside the hole.

Princess: Let's follow it.

*Penguins run towards the tunnel*
*Lucky beast's footstep sound*

Princess: What? Why are you stopping us?

*Lucky Beast beeps in intimidation*

Gen: Looks like Boss is angry.

Princess: Ugh... L-let's distance away from it.

*Rustling of bushes*

Emperor: What should we do? Want to force our way through it?

Rocker: But you know, when Boss is angry, we really have no way to run.

Gen: I wonder if we can ask the Boss alongside Kaban-san to help us with it?

Princess: But, we need to keep it a secret about Serval coming along with her. If we talk about it too much, we'll spilled the beans.

*Penguins contemplating*

???: Yo!

*Penguins startled*

???: Shuffle... Shuffle... Shuffle shuffle shuffle.

Rocker: Eh, Giant-senpai!?

Giant: What? You girls still can't find the Japari Buns?

Hululu: Oh, is it~?

Princess: Or rather, how did you know that's what we're doing?

Emperor: She's still full of mystery...

Giant: Shi-shi-shi-shi~

Gen: Thing is, that Boss over there won't let us get in.

Giant: I see. How about if you go there and pretend that you're in troble in front of the Lucky Beast.

Princess: Pretend to be in trouble?

Giant: That thing assists not only humans, they also support Friends who are having problems.

Hululu: Ohh~

Giant: See ya! Hope you're doing well... *rustling bushes*

Rocker: What's the deal with her?

Emperor: Somehow, everything Senpai says hits the mark...

Princess: Let's give it a try!

*Walks near Lucky Beast*

Rocker: Yo, Boss! Could you let us in so we can find something more rockin' than before?

*Lucky Beast beeps in intimidation*

Rocker: Eh...? Well, when i mean "rockin'", i meant... Something bodacious. And uh...

*Lucky Beast beeps in intimidation*

Rocker: Something far out or stuff...

*Lucky Beast beeps in intimidation*
*Rocker walks back*

Rocker: No use... Boss is too scary...

Hululu: There, there~

Emperor: Now it's my turn.

*Walks near Lucky Beast*

Emperor: Say, Boss. I'm lost.

*Lucky Beast beeps in intimidation*

Emperor: I, uh...

*Lucky Beast beeps in intimidation*

Emperor: Urk...

Princess: She passed out!

Emperor: It's no use... That thing is as cold as a blizzard...

Hululu: There, there~

*Gen steps up*

Princess: Gen?

*Walks near Lucky Beast*

Gen: Boss, we have someone in need of help. for that, we need Japari Buns. Would you kindly let us in?

*Lucky Beast beeps in agreement*

Gen: Ah... Thank you very much!

Rocker: Ehh-!?

Hululu: Gen, you're awesome~

Princess: Nice one, Gen!

Emperor: I guess "Honesty is the best policy", eh?

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Scene 5
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Princess: I can see light from the exit, but everywhere else sure is dark...

*Bumped into something*

Rocker: Ow-!

Gen: Rocker-san, you'll hit your head if you jump. Let's walk slowly.

*Penguins continue walking*

Emperor: I can see the exit.

*New scenery*

Rocker: Whoa...!

Gen: What a huge lake.

Princess: I never knew such place exists in the park.

Hululu: There's an island~

Emperor: Maybe Boss went to there. Let's go.

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Scene 6
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*Penguins went up from the lake*
*Penguins panting*

Emperor: What a mysterious place.

Gen: Yet the place's aesthetics looks beautiful.

Princess: Ah, look! Japari buns has been refilled.

Hululu: Woaaaah~

Rocker: And look, there's a lot of 'em.

Emperor: How is that possible? Do Japari buns grows on trees?

*Lucky beast's footstep sound in a distance*

Gen: Ah, it's Boss.

*Penguins sneak closer to Lucky Beast*

Rocker: It throws a bunch of Japari Buns where it sticks to the tree.

Princess: What is it doing?

Hululu: It's shiny and pretty~

*Something's going on*

Gen: Ah... It left.

Emperor: Where did that thing came from?

Rocker: Now's our chance. Let's take the ones over here.

Princess: You're right. Let's do it.

*Penguin steal Japari Buns*
*Penguin carries a bag full of Japari Buns*

Emperor: This is... quite a tough job.

Rocker: Urgh... I'm still not good doing trivial things like this.

Princess: We need to be of help, even a little to the girls. We don't know if there's even food outside the island.

Gen: We need to be fast or Boss will come back.

Hululu: Heave-ho. Heave-ho. Heave-ho~

Rocker: Whoa, that's too fast!

Emperor: Hululu, you're surprisingly fast when it comes to Japari Buns...

Gen: Amazing. Didn't she took around a 100 pieces or something?

*Lucky Beast beeps in intimidation*

Emperor: Ah, It's Boss.

Rocker: Oh crap, it spotted us!

Princess: Let's make a run for it!

*Penguins running away while carrying loads*
*Lucky Beast beeps in intimidation*
*Lucky Beast beeps in intimidation intensifies*

Gen: What should we do, there's more of them coming towards us.

Rocker: Eek! They're super furious about it!

Emperor: Let's get into the water. Jump to the lake!

*Penguins jumps into the lake*
*Penguins are underwater*

Gen: *Phew*. It's more calmer underwater, isn't it?

Emperor: Right. Let's distance away from them.

*Gen swims faster*

Hululu: Gen, you're fast as usual~

*Penguins went up from the lake*

Rocker: Up you go!

Hululu: Rocker, you're fast as usual~

*Momentarily pause*

Emperor: Right. We slip passed them.

Princess: All that's left is to head to the exit.

*Lucky beast's footstep sound*
*Lucky Beast beeps in intimidation*

Rocker: There's more Boss from the tunnel!

*Lucky Beast beeps in intimidation*

Emperor: U-urr....

*Lucky Beast beeps in intimidation*

Gen: What should we do? There's many of them on our backs as well.

*Lucky Beast beeps in intimidation*

Rocker: Ngh... It's hopeless!

Princess: Is this the end...?

*Sound of cycling and heaving*

Raccoon: We arrived first!

*Vehicle hits a Lucky Beast*

Emperor: Huh?
Princess: What?
Rocker: What's going on!?

Raccoon: Where's the roundy-thing? Where is it!?

Fennec: Huh, did we hit something?

Princess: You girls must be...

Raccoon: I'm Arai-san!

Fennec: I'm Fennec.

Hululu: Wow~ What is that~?

Raccoon: Heheh~ It's called a "Bus-lookalike"! The Professor give it to us!

Emperor: Ohh...

Lucky Beast: Wa...Wa...

Fennec: Bad news, Arai-san. Looks like we hit a Boss.

Raccoon: Wha-? E-Ehhhhhhhh-!?

*Lucky Beast beeps in intimidation*

Raccoon: I-I'm sorry, Boss...

Fennec: Looks like it didn't broke. But it looks angry. Wanna run away?

Raccoon: Eeeeeeek!!

*Raccoon and Fennec cycle away carrying the Penguins and their loots*

Hululu: So fast~

Princess: You saved us!

Gen: So what are you two doing here?

Fennec: This girl who looks like this, told us to find stuff here.

Raccoon: There's no roundy-thing! She tricked us!

Emperor: It must be Giant-senpai.

Princess: She saw it all coming, isn't it?

Rocker: Man, she's creepy.

Gen: But at least we can rest easy.

Raccoon: No we can't! I still can't find the roundy-thing!

Fennec: Now, now. At least we got to rescue some Friends. So it's all good.

Raccoon: No it's not good! My credibility is in danger!

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Scene 7
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Margay: Ah. Thank you for your trouble, everyone!

Princess: Sheesh. That was scary, you know!

Rocker: Whew... Time for a swim after a walk. Washing off my sweat.

Raccoon: Why you... Not only there's no roundy-thing, I even got in trouble with Boss! I'm scared senseless!

Giant: Now, now. Lucky Beast is like a plush toy compared to a Dinosaur.

Hululu: Dinosaur~?

Serval: Looks like you're having a tough time. Wanna try my cooking? It's almost done.

Margay: Ahh... I'll have some. Is this the fabled "cooking"?

Kaban: Today, Serval-chan is doing all the cooking.

Serval: *Smug*

Lucky Beast: Kaban, be sure to test the food first.

Emperor: Let's eat. I'm starving.

Serval: Didn't you guys bring Japari Buns? Want some from us?

Emperor: No. We bought some, but we're feeding someone with it to keep her going.

Princess: Hehe... She's like a little bird, is it?

Hululu: Ah, Maybe it's better if we carried it through~

Margay: Ah! That's sounds great...! *Unconscionable pervert talk and giggle*

Serval: I don't know what do you mean, But i prefer to take it normally.

Princess: Where did you go today, Kaban?

Kaban: Today i went to Campo Flicker for some lessons. I learned a lot from her.

Lucky Beast: Campo's lesson may be difficult, but it's important to use what is avaliable to sleep on.

*Emperor and Princess startled*

Princess: We're completely had Boss-phobia now...

Hululu: But this boss doesn't sound scary.

Gen: Compared to the others, this Boss sounds gentler.

Emperor: By the way, what's with the "roundy-thing"?

Raccoon: The Professor ask us to look for it.

Fennec: You know, for a surprise. For the long journey.

Rocker: Heheheh... Guess you and i had the same surprise.

Serval: Is that so? Are you girls try to please someone? I look forward to it!

Kaban: Looks like you girls are having fun.

Serval: Oh, my cooking is ready. Let's dig in!

*Everyone gather around for a meal*

Giant: Cooking, eh? It's been a while since i had one. Shi-shi-shi-shi~

Kaban: Thank you, Serval-chan.

Lucky Beast: Kaban, be sure to test the food first.

*Various dialogue of Friends on the dining table*

*Everyone eats the cooking*
*Everyone spits*

*Welcome to Japari Park plays*

THE END.