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- “Aaaand there!”
- >You put the finishing “s” on your sign.
- >Sure you had to cram “lessons” in there at the end because you didn’t space your letters well, but it reads alright to you.
- “Hands On “Napping” Lessons.”
- >It’s… well it’s good enough!
- >You meant to put stars around napping so people would be drawn to it, but they look kind of like quotes.
- >Your artistic talent shouldn’t matter too much, it’s not the point anyway.
- >Mom said laying around and reading at sixteen is a waste of youth and that you should get a hobby.
- >Despite the fact that she spent her time reading until she was like twenty, you went and got a hobby.
- >She’ll be so proud of you taking a teaching hobby like she has with the CMC.
- >And nopony knows more about napping more than you!
- >Just kick back at your stand and you should be rolling in students.
- >”P-Prince Anonymous?!”
- >You jump up and look at the mare opposite the stand.
- “Oh, Hi Lyra. You can just call me Anon if you want.”
- >The book said to get personal if you want to be an effective teacher.
- >Lyra’s minty cheeks gains a slight pinkish tint to them.
- >”A-Anon then… Umm… are you being serious with this?” she asks, rolling her head around to indicate your stand.
- “Yup!”
- >Her golden eyes scan your sign for a little longer.
- >She frowns and looks back down to you.
- >”H-how much for… this?”
- >How much?
- >You didn’t think about changing for this, but if she’s offering…
- “Uhm… how does twenty bits sound?”
- >That’s enough to buy a Banana Explosion with all the toppings from Pinkie.
- >Also probably what your expertise costs anyway.
- >”T-Twenty bits?!”
- >You flinch slightly at her outburst.
- >Maybe you’re not worth as much as you thought.
- >No, wait… she’s smiling.
- >”How much do I get for that? I-Is it at least an hour?”
- >Well, now that you’re selling lessons that makes you a businesstallion.
- >And your books said that the customer is always right.
- “Uh, yeah! Twenty bits for an hour” you respond cautiously, “B-but since you’re my first I can-”
- >Her eyes go even wider.
- >She drops a sack of bits on your stand.
- >”I-is this enough?!”
- >You were going to offer half off on the lesson since she’s your first student, but…
- >No, mom said you should always treat everypony like you’d want to be treated.
- “Lyra this is way too much. I promise I’ll be good at this, you don’t need to buy this many hours.”
- >Her face is a full crimson now.
- >She must embarrassed, she did kind of insult you as a teacher so you can kind of understand why.
- >You offer her a warm smile and take ten bits out.
- “I’ll only take half because you’re so pretty.”
- >Mom always buys it when you tell her she’s pretty.
- >”S-so, do we go to your castle, or will my house work?”
- >Oh hay, you didn’t even think about that.
- >You don’t even have a chalk board.
- “We can go to your house.”
- >Lyra squees and you follow behind her.
- >Maybe you can just make up the lesson since you don’t have any equipment like you planned to have.
- >Really should’ve thought that through.
- “Oof.”
- >”Oh! Eager are we?”
- >Whoops you bumped into her while she was opening her door.
- “S-sorry!”
- >”Oh don’t be young prince, I’m flattered!”
- >Flattered?
- >Maybe because a royal is visiting or something.
- >Mom always complained about ponies making big deals out of stuff you’d think is normal.
- >”My room is right this way~” she sing songs.
- >You follow behind Lyra.
- >She’s as excited about learning as mom is about books.
- >Lyra shuts the door behind you.
- >”S-so… how are we doing this?”
- >Such a willing learner.
- >Time to step up and be a good teacher just like mom.
- “Well, first of all I need you to lay on the bed and get comfortable.”
- >”Ooh, Like this?”
- >She’s laying in the bed with her chest down and her rump in the air.
- >Kind of how mom sleeps if she’s absorbed in a really good book.
- >But this is beyond your expertise, so you should try to teach her what you’re familiar with.
- “Um… maybe try being on your back?”
- >”Your highness! Oh I can certainly do that for you.”
- >She slowly rolls over onto her back.
- “Good! Uh, now…”
- >Hmm, if you a chalk board you could draw diagrams or make a checklist for how to relax into a nap.
- >Maybe a physical example would be best since you don’t have any visual ones.
- "May I?” you ask, placing a hand on the bed.
- >”I’m all yours prince.”
- >So attentive.
- >You lay down next to her in a similar position.
- >But it’s a little difficult to reach over and explain things like this.
- >Thankfully she rolled onto her side to look at you.
- “Perfect! Now, just close your eyes…”
- >She lets out a soft breath and shuts her eyes.
- >Your hand reaches over and rubs her belly.
- >You’re about to tell her that relaxing her belly is a key to napping quickly, but she lets out what sounds like a short yawn so she must have picked up on what you meant.
- >Her hoof slides over to you and you let it slide under you.
- >You were going to explain the importance of pillows, but if you take the place it should be even better.
- >You wiggle a little closer and she loops her other forearm around your shoulder
- ”That’s it…” you whisper.
- >Her face inches closer and closer to you.
- >It’s starting to worry you, but she lets out a big yawn and nestles into your shoulder.
- >She was just showing you her yawning technique, it could use some improvement, but it was pretty good for a beginner.
- >You decide to stroke her mane with your hand, just like mom did when you had a bad dream.
- >You’re not a good teacher/businesstallion if your student/client doesn’t get a nap after all.
- >You can hear the soft murmurs of contented napping seeping from her lips.
- >Man, you must be a great teacher!
- >Mom is going to be so impressed!
- >”ANONYMOUS! What is all this talk I hear about you… you… SLEEPING WITH LOCAL MARES?!”
- >Mom yanks your door back off the hinges.
- >You didn’t have time to put away all of your purchases and bits.
- >Her eyes are as wide as dinner plates.
- >”Wh-WH-WHAT IS ALL THIS!?”
- >You don’t know if she’s angry, proud, or upset.
- “M-m-my hobby?”
- >Her red face completely drains out, leaving a pale purple behind.
- >Tears build up in her eyes.
- >”Oh sweet Celestiia! Where did I go wrong?!” she sobs.
- >You were just doing what she asked!
- >You walk over to pale purple heap that is your mother.
- >Your feet are soaked with the flood of tears pouring from her concealed face.
- “Mom, I was just doing what you asked… I was teaching ponies like you do.”
- >”How?!… H-H-How in Equestria could you possibly think this is what I do?!”
- >Yeesh, she sounds like Rarity after a “hair faux-pas”.
- “But you do teach, you taught the cutie mark crusaders about stuff… I was just teaching ponies about naps.”
- >”N-naps?”
- “Yeah, here let me show you.”
- >You hoist up the limp princess and carry her over to your bed.
- >Slowly you lower her down and lay down next to her.
- >You pull her close and rub her belly.
- >Her sniffles settle down some and she nuzzles closer to you.
- “That’s it mom, you’re doing great. Now just shut your eyes and focus only on breathing…”
- >Her eyelids close slowly and you can see her breathing become less “sobby” and more relaxed.
- >You lean close and whisper just above her head.
- “See mom, I just wanted to be a good teacher about things I’m good at. I wanted to be like you.”
- >She coos in response and snuggles closer.
- >You turn your head away from her and whisper even quieter.
- “Also, I had sex with like… a TON of mares… I think it was actually all of the ones I taught.”
- >It wasn’t your fault.
- >They asked after the naps and you couldn’t just say no.
- >They all smelled so good.
- >But you told her, and she seems pretty content, so alls well right?
- >”You are so grounded... for the next two years...” she mumbles.
- >...Fuck.
- >... Worth it.
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