Bandit General Dialogue

MAKE SURE TO HAVE AUDIO RECORDINGS SET FOR MONO, NOT AUDIO
SPLIT EACH INDIVIDUAL LINE INTO ITS OWN FILE
KEEP QUALITY CLEAN AND CLEAR THROUGHOUT
HAVE THE AUDIO BE AS LOUD AS YOU CAN MAKE IT WITHOUT AUDIBLE CLICKING OR NOISE

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[REACTION TO FRIEND DYING]
Brother down. Kill this bastard already.

[NPC BLOCKING PLAYER ATTACKS]
Weak as piss.
Just not good enough.

[DRYING WORDS]
It's over.....
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh.....

[NPC ON KNEES, BLEEDING OUT]
Can't die now...
Too many regrets....can't die.

[NPC FLEEING FROM PLAYER]
Screw this, I'm outa here!
Nah, I'm done.
It aint worth it!

[NPC BEING ATTACKED (VOICE SHOULD SOUND HURT)]
Ha!
Ah, You're in for it now.
Think you're smart yeah?
Augh!

[NPC TAUNTING ENEMY]
Don't mug me off.
My steel is going up your ass.
I'll chop you up slowly. Make you watch.
Gonna make mince meat outa you.
I'm gonna split you open whore.
Stupid wench, wasting such a good piece of ass.
Ugly stinking orc.
Damn furball, I'll make a fine coat out of you.
Come here lizard.
You reek of shit!

[NPC ATTACKING PLAYER OR ENEMIES]
I'll bash your brains out!
Put you six feet under.
Have it!
Slice you ear to ear.
I'll carve you up.
I'll hang you from your entrails.
I'll drink from your skull.
Show you how we get down in the Reach.


[NPC BEING ALERTED TO SNEAKING PLAYER/ENEMY]
What's that?

[NPC FOUND SNEAKING PLAYER/ENEMY}
Reared your ugly head at last.
Ha, Gotcha!

[NPC SEES ENEMY/PLAYER, ENTERS INTO COMBAT]
And I thought today was going to be boring.
Big shot ey?

[NPC RETURNS TO NORMAL AFTER DEFEATING ENEMY/PLAYER]
Too easy.
What a chump.

[NPC SEARCHING FOR SNEAKING ENEMY/PLAYER]
Come out ya bloody coward.
Ah, we have a rat on our hands.

[NPC REACTS TO FRIEND DEATH FROM SNEAKING PLAYER/ENEMY]
What the bloody shit!

[NPC REACTS TO FRIENDLY PLAYERS SHOUT]
Them some fighting words.

[NPC REACTS TO PLAYER SWINGING WEAPON INFRONT OF THEM]
Give me an excuse to cut you.

[NPC HELLO TO PLAYER]
Who you mean mugging?
Gonna keep starin'?
Stop pissing me off.
H-Help me.. (In pain)
Brother.
Hey lass.

[NPC HELLO TO PLAYER, FEMALE]
Hey sweetcheeks.
Oi sexy, how 'bout we spend a night together?

[NPC CONVERSATIONS TO OTHER NPCS, EACH NUMBERED LINE CAN BE ASKED OR ANSWERED RANDOMLY]
{Stage 1 of conversation}
1. Gods man, I'm damn starving, when are we gonna get something to eat.
2. I miss breasts, Gods please just give me some tits to fondle. When is the boss gonna bring in some ladies?
3. I feel sick from all that mead last night, still have that piss taste in my mouth.

{Stage 2 of conversation}
1. You some kinda fairy? Why you always whining?
2. Stop moping around and keep your eyes open, don't know who's lurking about.
3. Stop your belly aching, you'll be easy prey for those savages if you keep at it.


[GENERIC DIALOGUE, NPC TALK TO PLAYER, COMMENTS WITHIN {} BRACKETS ARE THE PLAYERS QUESTIONS]

{Beasts are no match for steel. }
Ha! Bloody beautiful, you're one to call if we ever look at doing anything big again. Wish we could teeth more coin to give to ya.

I'll head back to camp, come back and have an ale with the boys anytime. We got ladies coming up soon too, so make sure to stick around.

{Aye, I'm up for some flaying. }
Coin and pissing off pricks all in one job. You're a lucky git.

{I'm not ready for beasts of that scale just yet. }
Soft are we? You can go back playing fairy with mudcrabs then, come back if you've grown some balls.

{Seeing as you're the head of this enclave, do you have any work for me?}
New blood eh? We can put you through the mud for sure, infact I've been itching to shit on those nutters up the valley.
They've born this right munter that is making these wilds his own, had some ol' ritual to spawn him from that flaming pit down there.
Enough banter though, we're gonna go take down this pug and bring back his hide. Show 'em off to them savages down there. I'll come with you.