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  1. Say no to drugs ok
  2.  
  3. Jennifer s Michael z owen g
  4.  
  5. Roles: jakey d.
  6.  
  7. William
  8.  
  9. William mom
  10.  
  11. William dad
  12.  
  13. Mr.runner
  14.  
  15. <hallway afterschool, two kids are walking and stop to talk to eachother>
  16.  
  17. Jakey d: hey William whats up
  18.  
  19. William: oh hello my good friend jakey d nothing much I need to find a ride home yo!!
  20.  
  21. Jakey d: aye yo I can take you home til your parents can pick you up.
  22.  
  23. William: OK YES COOL!!!
  24.  
  25. Jakey d: I even got some <gets close and whispers> grass if you know what I mean
  26.  
  27. William: are you suggesting I do marijuana the number one gateway drug?????
  28.  
  29. jakey d: yeah buh, its super cool!
  30.  
  31. William: !!!!!! NO
  32.  
  33. <William runs off, leaving jakey d confused and heartbroken. Scene.>
  34.  
  35. <At William’s house>
  36.  
  37. William: <RUNS INTO ROOM CONFUSED AND UPSET> mammi pappi I have very bad things to tell you!
  38.  
  39. William mom: yes son
  40.  
  41. William dad: yes son
  42.  
  43. William: a very bad perso
  44.  
  45. n at school offered me the number one gateway drug marijuana!!! I feel violated
  46.  
  47. William dad: !!!!!!!!NOT MY SON
  48.  
  49. William mom: You didn’t take the drug, did you, Willy-buns?
  50.  
  51. William: no mother I said no to drugs just like you taught me
  52.  
  53. William dad: yes good
  54.  
  55. William mom: honey schnuckles, get on the phone and call a counselor! We must notify the school of
  56.  
  57. this horrendous occourance
  58.  
  59. William dad: yes my ragtime gal! what is the name of this punk, William my beloved son?
  60.  
  61. William: jakey d
  62.  
  63. William dad: <on the phone> yes mr.runner, I need to notify you of a terrifying occourance at my son,
  64.  
  65. William sosotuar’s school.
  66.  
  67. <scene cuts as they talk>
  68.  
  69. Mr.Runner: yes mr.sosotuar? what is it that has occoured that has sent you so upset?
  70.  
  71. William dad: my son was offered the number one gateway drug on school grounds by a notorious punk
  72.  
  73. named Jakey D!
  74.  
  75. Mr.Runner: !!!!!!!!!I WILL FIX THIS DO NOT WORRY MR.SOSOTUAR
  76.  
  77. William dad: thank you thank you mr.runner you are a life saver
  78.  
  79. <William dad hangs up abruptly>
  80.  
  81. SCENE
  82.  
  83. <Jakey D. is strolling through the school like he’s just too cool, when he is confronted by Mr.Runner>
  84.  
  85. Jakey D: <NERVOUS> Oh, uhm, good afternoon the beautiful mr.runner
  86.  
  87. Mr.Runner: are you the notorious punk jakey d?
  88.  
  89. Jakey d:I wouldn’t call myself notorious but yes
  90.  
  91. Mr.runner: you are in big trouble mister! Ive heard rumours of you offering the number one gateway
  92.  
  93. drug marijuana to students on school grounds!!!
  94.  
  95. Jakey d: oh no !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have been caught
  96.  
  97. Mr.runner: you are in big trouble mr!!! <mr runner drags him off>
  98.  
  99. @ the end whole cast is together smiling and laughing and fun and they are all like unanimous and they
  100.  
  101. say
  102.  
  103. ‘marijuana is the number one gateway drug! Don’t do it ok’
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