Dry Bowser and Toadette Watch Godzilla's Fight

Dry Bowser was reading the newspaper as he wasn't fazed by anything since all of it was bad and none of it was good, which is what he would describe Toadette farting as the gassy girl was letting loose her fungi fumes while in the balcony of an apartment in New Donk City, with it being a rainy night as Godzilla and King Ghidorah were having 1 of their legendary battles as the titans were causing a huge amount of damage, with Ghidorah's gravity beams electrifying the entire metropolis as the New Donkers were screaming while being zapped to death. Now normally one would expect the military to be there, but the truth of the matter was that they were already wiped out in the battle.

"Seems like forever since those kaiju have been battling." Dry Bowser said as he felt the rain drip on his wet bones, taking a sip of his cup of tea. "I wonder if Godzilla will decide to use his full nuclear power."

"Ooh I can tell you that I'm using my strength, because these poots are stinky!" Toadette exclaimed as she was fanning the air as she could sense how pungent it was due to it being so hot. "Peeyew, I'm so glad I have no nose but I do wish I had a fresh new diaper!"

Godzilla blasted Ghidorah into 1 of the nearby apartment buildings with his atomic breath, with Ghidorah proceeding to choke the king of the monsters with all 3 of his dragon heads as Godzilla slammed him into the air with his giant tail, causing the alien tyrant to make a slam that shook the city and reduced Dry Bowser into a bone pile, which in turn made Toadette shit herself.

Dry Bowser: (growls in a disgruntled tone) Are you ever anything but fetish fuel? (places himself back into his normal form)

Toadette: (patting her dirty diaper) Oh I try to be, but then people wouldn't take me so seriously! (continues ripping sloppy flatulence)

Dry Bowser was reduced into a pile yet again as the apartment they were in was smashed by Godzilla being knocked into it from Ghidorah flapping his wings against it, with Toadette peeing herself. Having had enough, Dry Bowser pulled out Toadette's messy diaper and chucked it at the dragonic demon, with Ghidorah hissing in pain as it was the distraction needed for Godzilla to blast him with a powerful blast that forced the three headed Monster Zero to flee, with the tiny number of survivors cheering as Godzilla bellowed in victory. It would take a long while for the wrecked city of New Donk to be repaired, but if there was 1 thing about the Metro Kingdom, it was that wherever there was demolition, construction was sure to follow!