stale meme

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little scirpt kiddie? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in L4D, and I’ve been involved in numerous PBs at ADGQ, and I have over 300 confirmed world records. I am trained in gorilla bhopping and I’m the top speed runner in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another scripter. I will wipe your records the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in the L4D community, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with scripting that shit over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of mods on speedrun com and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, scripter. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your "record". You’re fucking dead, kid. I can bhop anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands on camera. Not only am I extensively trained in resets, but I have access to the entire arsenal of TheMaster and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable records off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” script was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking exposed, kiddo.