ZAPSTRONG RP 2

Wrong_Way heads down to the cafeteria
Donnie is taking a fine midday nap
Wrong_Way grabs himself a sandwich to eat
Wrong_Way looks at the cafeteria
Wrong_Way looks at his sandwich
Gwyd walks into his room, walks by donnie's bed, and places a mystical book of shadows next to him.
Gwyd heads with nuzzie down to the cafeteria
Gwyd sees ww
Gwyd sits down next to wrong_way. "Hey..marky mark..."
GENERALZAPSTRONG STANDS IN HIS SPACE SHIP LOOKING OUT OVER THE COSMOS KNOWING THAT ACROSS THE VAST GULF OF SPACE THE NAME ZAPSTRONG RESOUNDS THROUGH THE STARS LIKE A THUNDERCLAP IN THE NIGHT STRIKING FEAR AND AWE THROUGHOUT THE DENIZENS OF SPACE
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh hey there, Gwydolen."
<Donnie>: >Gwydolen]
Wrong_Way starts eating his sandwich
Gwyd smiles back "How those good vibrations treating you, merky mork?"
Donnie wakes up and slowly inspects the suspiciously dark, ominous book beside him
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "YES WHEN YOU STARE INTO THE STARS IT IS THE LIGHT OF ZAPSTRONG YOU SEE"
<Wrong_Way>: "I'm doing fine Gwydesha."
Wrong_Way takes another bite out his sandwich
<Gwyd>: Actually its Gwydion, easy mistake
<Gwyd>: : D
GENERALZAPSTRONG BEGINS LAUGHING MANIACALLY TO HIMSELF WHEN HE FEELS A TUG ON HIS PANT LEG HE TURNS AROUND TO SEE HIS DAUGHTER HAS GOTTEN OUT OF BED HE GIVES HER A GLASS OF WATER AND TUCKS HER BACK
<Gwyd>: jitters![
<Gwyd>: spess![
<JitterbugTheBugOfWar>: wassup?]
Donnie opens the book and finds a note from Gwydion, and flips through a few pages attempting to understand any of it
<Donnie>: [we spess nao]
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: [JUST STARTED TO BRING DOWN THE THUNDER JUMP ON A STUDENT YO]
<Gwyd>: go goodboy, man[
<Wrong_Way>: "...Right."
Wrong_Way takes another bite of his sandwich
Donnie yawns and walks down to the cafeteria, holding the book and continuing to try to read it. Eventually, he makes his way to Gwyd and Wrong_Way
*** JitterbugTheBugOfWar is now known as GoodBoy
*** GoodBoy is now known as Good_Boy
GENERALZAPSTRONG STRIDES THROUGH HALLS SOLDIERS PAUSING AND SALUTING AROUND HIM HIS IMPOSING FORM OOZING ADMIRATION AND HOPE
Wrong_Way notices Donnie walk in
<Wrong_Way>: "Hey! Donno!"
Good_Boy runs into the Cafe
<Gwyd>: ]
<Donnie>: [ded lanks]
<Gwyd>: i.imgur.com/3dg5Zuh.png
<Gwyd>: i.imgur.com/OAkjDuA.png
Donnie looks at Wrong_Way but doesn't respond, than turns to Gwyd
<Gwyd>: Hey donnie, hey goodboy
<Donnie>: What's this book?
<Gwyd>: Instruction manuel on shadow magicks and spirit animals.
<Good_Boy>: Hello!
<Gwyd>: *nuzzie barks at goodboy*
Good_Boy barks at Nuzzie
Wrong_Way eats his sandwich a bit more angstily
Donnie eyes widen in excitement
<Wrong_Way>: [crawlliinggg thrruuu myyy skinnnn]
<Donnie>: Does this mean you're gonna teach me to do magic!?
<Gwyd>: *nuzzie starts to growl at ww*
<Gwyd>: Sure, a small bit but youre a natural at it donnie. Its the only reason the bracelet works on you.
<Donnie>: >it takes 5 in-rp seconds of not being talked to for Wrong_Way to become angsty]
Wrong_Way rolls his eyes at that growl
<Wrong_Way>: [You didn't say hi ):]
<Gwyd>: *nuzzie takes a bite of ww's sandwich*
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: MAN YOUTUBE HAS COOL SPACE MUSIC]
<Donnie>: Really!? Awesooome!
Wrong_Way stares at the missing portion of his sandwich
Donnie holds the book tightly and looks down on it, then plays with the red scarf around his neck
<Donnie>: Does that mean Reverb's a natural, too?
<Gwyd>: *nuzzie stares deep, not only into ww's eyes, but deep into his soul.*
<Gwyd>: "I dont think so, it works differently, its hard to explain."
<Donnie>: [that's one intense dinosaur[
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: [GETTING DRUNK TELL ME WHEN YOU CALL ZAP]
<Good_Boy>: I like the cut of your jib]
<Gwyd>: nuzzie gives no fucks for ww's shenanigans]
<Donnie>: Huh. But, I can't understand any of this book's instructions...
Wrong_Way rips off the piece where Nuzzie bit and puts in on the table
Donnie opens the book to a random page and gestures in a "you see this shit?" way
<Good_Boy>: Friend Gwyd, I like your Micropachycephalosaurus! Where did you get it?
<Gwyd>: Youll understand it just takes time, effort, and some training. Ill guide you through it later
<Gwyd>: .....I was ..born with him.
Wrong_Way finishes the rest of the sandwich quickly before nuzzie can eat the rest of it
<Gwyd>: *nuzzie hisses at ww*
Donnie smiles and puts the book in a shadow, then goes off to get something to eat
<Good_Boy>: That is nice!
<Wrong_Way>: "I'm assuming Nuzzie wouldn't want a play date with Theo Junior."
GENERALZAPSTRONG STANDS ON THE EDGES OF SPACE STARING INTO THE STARS GRIMLY HE THRUSTS AND HAND OUT LIGHTNING CRACKLING IN HIS FIST AND AS HE GLARES INTO THE STARS SEVERAL MEN HAVE STARTED TO GATHER AROUND HIM WONDERING WHAT THEIR LEADER IS THINKING
Gwyd was talking to donnie and has no idea what ww means. "Oh whys that?"
<Wrong_Way>: "Aw nothing."
<Wrong_Way>: "So, got any plans?"
<Gwyd>: Not really, we should do something fun..
Donnie comes back with 2 sandwiches and some fries, and begins working on the first
<Gwyd>: Any ideas?
<Donnie>: Yeah, today's been pretty slow so far.
<Wrong_Way>: "I dunno..."
<Wrong_Way>: "Maybe I can find something in my backpack, like a pizza coupon..."
Good_Boy goes get hamburgers
GENERALZAPSTRONG LEANS AGAINST THE WINDOW LOOKING OUT INTO THE COSMOS
Wrong_Way opens his backpacks and looks through it
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "I TAKE THEM FOR YOU LITTLE ONE"
Donnie quickly scarfs down his first sandwhich, and starts eating his fries
Wrong_Way reaches into the very bottom of his bookbag
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "FOR THE FUTURE A COLLECTIVE AND UNWAVERING SOCIETY OF JUSTICE FOR YOU TO RULE"
Wrong_Way pulls out a crumpled piece of paper with a phone number on it.
<Gwyd>: So goodboy, you were the first to guess what nuzzie was...ever.
<Wrong_Way>: "Hm, wonder if a girl gave me this..."
GENERALZAPSTRONG SLAMS FIST INTO GLASS LIGHTNING SWIRLING AROUND THE SHIP AS IT PHASES AND TETHERS ONTO THE THE COSMIC COILS PULLING ITSELF INTO HYPER SPEED AND ROCKETING ACROSS THE STARS
Wrong_Way pulls out his flip phone and start dialing
<Wrong_Way>: "1...8..0..0...Z..A..P...S..T...R..G..."
<Wrong_Way>: "Weird number."
Donnie realizes he got too many fries, and begins to eat his second sandwich
<Good_Boy>: Yes! I like bones!
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "FOR PEACE! PROSPERITY-"
Good_Boy eats his hamburgers
Wrong_Way calls him
GENERALZAPSTRONG FLIPS OUT HIS PHONE
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "ZAPSTRONG CONQUEROR OF THE STARS"
<Donnie>: >1-800-ZAPS-TRNG]
<Donnie>: >must be a girl's number]
<Gwyd>: >ww]
<Gwyd>: >having a girls number]
<Wrong_Way>: [love me forever]
<Wrong_Way>: "Hello?"
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "GREETINGS FROM THE FINAL FRONTIER EARTHLING!"
Wrong_Way covers the phone with his hand to speak to Gwyd for a second
Wrong_Way mouths "Not a girl"
GENERALZAPSTRONG SHOUTS INTO THE PHONE HIS VOICE BOOMING YET FATHERLY
<Gwyd>: what?]
<Gwyd>: that wasnt said, man]
Gwyd thinks "well of course its not a squirrel"
Wrong_Way goes back to talking to Zap
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh hey there Mister Zapstrong sir..."
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: [ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcy5D5UhH44 BEST SONG ON YOUTUBE FOR ZAP SO FAR]
Donnie sits back after eating most of his 2nd sandwich and a few more fries, content with his almost disgusting level of overeating in comparison to his actual body mass
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "GENERAL ZAPSTRONG!"
<Wrong_Way>: "Sorry, General Zapstrong sir."
Gwyd feeds nuzzie some lettuce, by hand.
<Donnie>: Zapstrong!? He's back!? Awesome!
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "AT YOUR DISPOSAL EARTHLING!"
Good_Boy continues eating his supply of hamburgers
<Wrong_Way>: "Uh, are you busy General Zapstrong sir?"
<Wrong_Way>: "I mean, I would hate to be interrupting you..."
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "PLEASE"
<Gwyd>: *nuzzie scratches his head against good_boy and gives him some puppy dog eyes*
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "I AM EVER CAPABLE OF CREATING TIME!"
Good_Boy looks at Nuzzie, and smiles
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "THE FUTURE IS MY BUSINESS AND YOU ARE THE FUTURE, EARTHLING"
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh...wow."
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "I WILL BE THERE IN MINUTES READY YOURSELVES"
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh uh, sure!"
GENERALZAPSTRONG WALKS THROUGH THE CROWD AROUND HIM AND MOVES DOWN TO THE HANGAR CLIMBING INTO HIS LIGHTNING CHARIOT
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "TO GLORY! TO ENLIGHTENMENT! TO OUR DESTINY! TO THE FUTURE!"
Donnie and his otter are both still and wide-eyed, watching the interaction between Nuzzie and Goodboy in much anticipation
Wrong_Way hears this glory and enlightenment speech
GENERALZAPSTRONG CRACKS THE WHIP ACROSS THE BEAM OF LIGHT AND SHOOTS ACROSS THE COSMOS A TRAIL OF LIGHT FOR ONLY A SECOND
<Wrong_Way>: "Uh, I'll see you then."
Good_Boy barks at Nuzzie
Wrong_Way hangs up
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: A GREAT THUNDERCLAP IS HEARD AND THE ROOM FILLS WITH LIGHT
<Gwyd>: *nuzzie barks at ww*
<Gwyd>: *The bark is full of disgust*
<Gwyd>: *nuzzie turns and happily barks at goodboy, wide eyed and happy*
Good_Boy barks at Wrong_Way
Wrong_Way sighes
Donnie and the otter exchange happy glances and continue watching
<Wrong_Way>: "So, General Zapstrong is coming over."
<Gwyd>: Oh thats cool, I cant wait to see him again.
<Good_Boy>: He sounds fun! Who is he?
<Gwyd>: *nuzzie knods at good_boy, and in that nod a thousand conversations are had.*
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh um...Captain Kirk meets Darkseid..."
<Good_Boy>: I don't know who those people are!
Good_Boy wags his behind
<Gwyd>: "Hes a blue spess conqueror, he brought us to mars. He was very nice."
<Gwyd>: *nuzzie wags his tail*
GENERALZAPSTRONG APPEARS IN THE ROOM WITH GREAT BOOMING SOUND AND A FLASH BRIGHT LIGHT FIZZLING SPARKS OF ENRGY FADE AWAY GENERAL ZAP STRONG STANDS TALL IN THE CENTER OF THE ROOM A BOOMING LAUGH ERUPTING LIKE CANNON FIRE FROM HIS MOUTH
Wrong_Way nearly falls out of his chair
Good_Boy barks loudly
<Wrong_Way>: "Holy crap!"
<Good_Boy>: What is happening?
GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "FROM THE GREAT COSMOS A THUNDERING SHOUT OF VICTORY RESOUNDS THROUGH THE STARS!"
<Gwyd>: woah
Donnie sits up and looks to GENERALZAPSTRONG excitedly
<Donnie>: ZAPSTROOOONG!
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "GENERAL ZAP STRONG AT YOUR SERVICE EARTHLINGS!"
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: [THIS SCENE IS AMAZING WITH THE SONG I POSTED PLAYING]
Gwyd smiles at zapstrong "Its good to see you, general."
<Wrong_Way>: "H-hello there..."
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "THE PLEASURE IS MINE, GWYDION OF EARTH"
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "WHAT FIERCE STRUGGLE DO YOU BATTLE EARTHLINGS!"
<Donnie>: ...Boredom?
Good_Boy continues to cower
<Gwyd>: "Oh youd have to ask Marky Mark"
Wrong_Way makes note to punch gwyd in another life
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "AN IDLE MIND IS A DARK MIND, MY FRIENDS, LET US ENGAGE OURSELVES TO QUELL SUCH UNPLEASANTNESS WITH ADVENTURE!"
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: [WW YOU MET HIM BEFORE RIGHT?]
Donnie cheers
<Gwyd>: yep[
Wrong_Way crosses that out now that zap wouldn't be pissed
Gwyd and nuzzie cheer
<Wrong_Way>: [i am familiar]
*** Gwyd is now known as Gwydion
<Good_Boy>: I do not]
<Gwydion>: Oh good_boy, this is zapstrong
<Gwydion>: Hes a friend..good_boy, Im sorry but whats your name?
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "TO THE THUNDER CHARIOT! TO ENLIGHTENMENT! TO ADVENTURE! TO THE COSMOS!
<Good_Boy>: He has thunder! Thunder is scary!
<Wrong_Way>: "Uh alright..."
Wrong_Way gets up to the chariot
Gwydion asks "Good_boy, im really sorry to have to ask, but what is your real name?" as he heads to the chariot
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "THUNDER IS THE RIGHTEOUS FURY OF THE GOOD FIGHTING AGAINST EVIL, THE THUNDER IS RESOUNDING CRIES OF JOY AND VICTORY, THE THUNDER IS YOUR FRIEND!"
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "AND I AM THE THUNDER!"
GENERALZAPSTRONG HOLDS OUT A HAND TO GOOD BOY
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "JOIN ME IN THE STARS MAN OF EARTH!"
<Gwydion>: and hes gone...]
Donnie hugs his otter tightly and hops on board the chariot
<Donnie>: [you didn't miss anything]
<Good_Boy>: I am Pal!
Good_Boy comes out from under the table
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "IT IS YOUR DESTINY!"
<Gwydion>: you did[
<Gwydion>: i keep asking you your name[
<Donnie>: [he just said his name]
Wrong_Way is in the chariot, watching General Zapstrong give his speech
Gwydion jumps on deck, nuzzie shortly follows[
<Gwydion>: I thought he said he was ready[
<Gwydion>: Thanks pal
<Donnie>: [01:52 Good_Boy	I am Pal! | his name is pal]
<Gwydion>: i didnt get the second part of that[
GENERALZAPSTRONG CLIMBS ONTO THE CHARIOT AND BRANDISHES HIS WHIP HE CRACKS IT FORWARD AND AND YANKS THEM ACROSS THE BEAM OF LIGHT THEY INSTANTLY ZIP INTO SPACE AND ARE FLYING ACROSS THE COSMOS
<Wrong_Way>: [and we leave goodboy]
<Donnie>: [maybe if he's humble enough he can travel at lightspeed]
Good_Boy whimpers
<Good_Boy>: I am alone...
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: [I THOUGH HE GOT IN]
<Donnie>: Hey, uh, Mark? I think we left Goodboy back there... mind if you work your magic?
<Gwydion>: Um...we forgot goodboy
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: [JUST RETCON EVERYTHING]
GENERALZAPSTRONG HOLDS OUT HIS HAND TO GOOD BOY
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "JOIN ME IN THE STARS MAN OF EARTH!"
Good_Boy grabs GENERALZAPSTRONG's hand
<Wrong_Way>: [And so, accross the universeeee]
GENERALZAPSTRONG PULLS HIM OUT FROM UNDER THE TABLE AND CLIMBS INTO THE CHARIOT
GENERALZAPSTRONG CLIMBS ONTO THE CHARIOT AND BRANDISHES HIS WHIP HE CRACKS IT FORWARD AND AND YANKS THEM ACROSS THE BEAM OF LIGHT THEY INSTANTLY ZIP INTO SPACE AND ARE FLYING ACROSS THE COSMOS
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "THE WORLD IS BUT A MOMENT AWAY, EARTHLINGS, WHERE WILL OUR ADVENTURE TAKE US!"
<Donnie>: Are there any more animal crackers?
<Wrong_Way>: Donnieeee
<Wrong_Way>: "That's rude to ask for food."
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "I AM AFRAID NOT, DONNIE OF EARTH"
<Gwydion>: Donnie of earth, you want all the crackers. Welcome to the orange lanterns..]
GENERALZAPSTRONG FISHES AROUND IN A CENTRAL COMPARTMENT NEXT TO HIS CHAIR
<Donnie>: What? He offered them last time and they were really good...
<Donnie>: [I accidentally into Larfleez]
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "I DO NOT BELIEVE I AM MISTAKEN IN BELIEVING THAT SHE MAY HA- AHA! MY CONQUEST IS FRUITFUL!"
GENERALZAPSTRONG UPHOLDS A BAG OF MARSHMELLOWY CEREAL
<Good_Boy>: Yay!
<Wrong_Way>: "Neat."
GENERALZAPSTRONG CRACKS HIS WHIP AND TURNS AROUND AND HANDS THE BAG BACK TO THEM
<Wrong_Way>: "Is there a prize inside?"
<Gwydion>: Leave the prize for his daughter, ww
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "SHE HAS QUITE THE COLLECTION OF DECODER RINGS!"
<Donnie>: I don't really like the prizes anyways, I usually break them trying to figure out how they work.
<Wrong_Way>: "Man, decoder rings rule."
<Gwydion>: So where are we headed mr zapstrong?
<Donnie>: I never got a decoder ring before, I always just get toys and stuff.
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "THE COSMOS ARE AT OUR FINGER TIPS, GWYDION OF EARTH!"
Donnie nitpicks a marshmallow piece and eats it
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "I HAVE A DESTINATION IN MIND"
<Wrong_Way>: "That's helpful."
<Good_Boy>: May I have some cereal?
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "THE FUTURE MUST LEARN FROM THE PAST OUR GREATEST TRAGEDIES ARE THE FUEL OF OUR HEARTS! DRIVING US TO THE ZENITH OF OURSELVES AN UNDYING SPIRIT OF AMBITION AND CONQUEST"
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "AND YOU MAY!"
GENERALZAPSTRONG CRACKS HIS WHIP PULLING THE CHARIOT TO STOP THEY ARE SUDDENLY ON THE SURFACE OF A BARREN AND EMPTY PLANET
Good_Boy grabs a handful of cereal
Wrong_Way looks out at the planet
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "THE ATMOSPHERE HERE IS SAFE"
GENERALZAPSTRONG CLIMBS OUT OF THE CHARIOT THE GROUND CRACKLING UNDER HIS FEET AND DUST SWIRLING AROUND HIS BOOTS
Gwydion follows general zapstrong out
<Gwydion>: *nuzzie follows slowly*
Wrong_Way steps out carefully
<Wrong_Way>: "So...where are we?"
Donnie walks out, looking around
GENERALZAPSTRONG TAKES A FEW STEPS A SOUND LIKE BROKEN GLASS CRINKLING UNDER HIS BOOTS THERE ARE DESTROYED SETTLEMENTS ALL AROUND AND UNDER LAYERS OF ASH AND DUST TRACKS OF A CIVILIZATION REMAIN
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "WE ARE AT A LESSON"
Wrong_Way looks around, a bit worried
GENERALZAPSTRONG WALKS ALONG A ROAD THAT IS BARELY VISIBLE HE LOOKS UP AT THE LEFTOVERS OF TOWERING OBELISKS AND CITIES HE FOLLOWS THE SIDEWALK DILIGENTLY
Good_Boy follows the group
Gwydion follows
Wrong_Way joins him on the sidewalk
GENERALZAPSTRONG TRACES HIS HAND ALONG THE SIDE OF A BUILDING HIS FINGERS UNVEIL A METALLIC AND SHINING SURFACE BENEATH THE ASH
<Wrong_Way>: "Reminds me of Earth..."
GENERALZAPSTRONG STEPS OVER A SKELETON OF A LARGE FELINESQUE HUMANOID WHOS BONES CRACKLE AND SEEM TO REPEL DUST
Wrong_Way looks in horror of the skeleton
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "It is in a way a parallel to your earth"
GENERALZAPSTRONG speaks quietly for the first time his voice more like gentle rumbling then thunder
<Donnie>: What's this planet /called/?
<Gwydion>: htrae]
<Wrong_Way>: [damn it gwy not now]
<Wrong_Way>: "...How did this happen?
<Gwydion>: :3c[
Gwydion silently frowns
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "It was called Thier"
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "This happened because it was allowed to"
<Donnie>: [as in th-air or th-ear?]
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "thee air"
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: [*
<Donnie>: [gotcha]
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "Righteous men forgot their duty"
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "Soldiers abandoned their post"
GENERALZAPSTRONG stops in front of a small building its mostly destroyed but remains upright barely
Wrong_Way looks at the building as well
GENERALZAPSTRONG walks up to the door although the walls around it are no longer standing and unlocks it stepping inside
<Wrong_Way>: "Um..."
Donnie stays behind, lingering at the skeleton
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "Come in"
Wrong_Way slowly follows after the General
<Good_Boy>: Cats don't need to be hurt...
<Gwydion>: *nuzzie bumps into donnie, and barks at him*
Gwydion follows the general inside
Good_Boy follows the General
Donnie is knocked out of his thoughtful trance and does an apologetic nod to Nuzzie, looks back at the skeleton for a bit and finally goes inside
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "Most bones lie closer to the capital or are buried"
<Wrong_Way>: "Did anyone survive?"
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "Two"
<Wrong_Way>: "Huh..."
GENERALZAPSTRONG sits down at a table within the house the area around it seems somewhat clear of dust
<Wrong_Way>: "...It doesn't look like they live here though."
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "They have carried their fate away from this tomb"
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "And taken a righteous mission to make the stars a better home for us all"
Donnie solemnly looks down
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "That is after all my destiny and gift to the future"
Good_Boy looks at GENERALZAPSTRONG
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "You are all the future of earth and the cosmos"
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "Do not be the men who would forget their duty and stand idle as the world hangs in the balance"
<Gwydion>: haha im scared[
Wrong_Way looks around the building
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: [?]
<Gwydion>: "Who did this to them?"
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "A dead man"
Donnie sniffs and wipes his face on his sleeve
Good_Boy lies on the ground
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "A being twisted by his own hate and selfishness whose reckless vengeance and fervor for destruction"
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "A man who no one stood up against"
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "A man all too common in our world, men of earth"
<Wrong_Way>: "...That sucks."
GENERALZAPSTRONG stares forward his eyes crackling with power
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "But you are the future!"
Wrong_Way looks up at Zapstrong
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "We are a resounding cry of protest to the evils of this world! It is the fate of righteous and powerful men to cast out evil!
<Good_Boy>: Yay! I don't like evil!
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "WE ARE THE THUNDER IN THE COSMOS THE NEVER ENDING FLASH OF POWER THAT LIGHTS THE SKY SENDING INJUSTICE COWERING INTO ITS CAVE! I AM THE STORM FRONT THE BEGINNING OF THE END OF THE AGE OF MISFORTUNE!
<Wrong_Way>: "Y-Yeah!"
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "YOU ARE ALL THE FUTURE THAT FOLLOWS THE LIGHTNING THAT IS MY REIGN THE THUNDER OF THE RIGHTEOUS MAN!"
<Gwydion>: But mr zapstrong, what if we dont want to fight others. I dont want to hurt anyone, I just dont want my friends getting hurt. How are we supposed to know what to do?
GENERALZAPSTRONG RISES FROM THE TABLE
Donnie scows and sits down against the wall in the dust, continuing to look at his feet
<Donnie>: [*scowls
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "THE GREATEST WARRIORS WISH FOR PEACE, GWYDION OF EARTH"
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "AND STANDING UP AND SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS AND SHOWING THAT THE PEOPLE OF THIS WORLD ARE NOT WILLING TO LET IT SLIP INTO DARKNESS IS NOT ALWAYS THE JOB OF A SOLDIER"
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "IT IS THE JOB OF EVERY MAN TO DEMAND PEACE"
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "TO THE CHARIOT MEN OF EARTH"
GENERALZAPSTRONG STRIDES OUT OF THE BUILDING HIS HEROIC SWAGGER RESTORED
<Wrong_Way>: "...Alright."
Good_Boy chases after GENERALZAPSTRONG
Gwydion heads to the chariot, ruminating over what Zapstrong said.
Wrong_Way looks around the building one last time
<Wrong_Way>: "Come on Donno."
Donnie is helped up by his otter and slowly walks out of the building, kicking at the dust
<Donnie>: "That's not my name."
Wrong_Way hurries after Donnie
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh...Sorry.""
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "SOME MEN MAY NEVER HOLD A GUN IN THEIR HANDS BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN THEY HAVE NOT CHALLENGED EVIL"
<Wrong_Way>: "Donnie, are you okay?"
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "THERE HAVE BEEN GRANDER AND WISER MEN TO ABSTAIN FROM WAR THAN THE AVERAGE MAN WHO HUNTS FOR IT"
<Wrong_Way>: ["donnie, why aren't you enjoying this trip to this ruined planet?"]
<Donnie>: ["whaaat? what'd not to love about being surrounded by death and failure?"]
<Wrong_Way>: ["It's like you've never seen a holocaust before!"]
<Donnie>: "Don't worry about it."
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: [damnit this is lesson not a time to pout]
<Wrong_Way>: "You sure? Because you look like you've been hit in the face with a soccer ball. And I've been hit in the face by those plenty of times..."
GENERALZAPSTRONG PAUSES IN FRONT OF THE CHARIOT
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "HAVE YOU ANY WORDS MEN OF EARTH?"
Wrong_Way finally catches up to Zapstrong with Donnie
<Wrong_Way>: "..Words?"
GENERALZAPSTRONG TURNS AROUND AND LOOKS DOWN AT THEM ALL
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "I AIM TO TEACH"
Donnie shakes his head
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "HAVE I SUCCEEDED?"
Wrong_Way adjusts his posture and his expression
<Wrong_Way>: "Yes sir."
Donnie nods
GENERALZAPSTRONG 'S FACE SOFTENS A LITTLE BIT
<Gwydion>: Nuzzie steps up to zapstrong and says "You have done well today, general. You have taught these children the hard truths of our world, as well as showing them the hope that they can one day change their world. That is the work a true teacher"
<Wrong_Way>: [what the shit]
GENERALZAPSTRONG nods at the animals wisdom
Donnie looks at Nuzzie, dumbfounded
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "My daughter tells me I speak too harshly at most times"
Wrong_Way mutters something completely irreconprehensable
Wrong_Way manages a "W-what?"
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "I do not wish to shout at you and I forget your people are so young"
Donnie looks back and forth between Gwydion and Nuzzie in amazement
GENERALZAPSTRONG crouches down a bit leaning against the chariot
<Wrong_Way>: "W-when did Gwyn teach Nuzzie to talk?"
<Gwydion>: Teach? I didnt teach him. Spirits can talk.
Wrong_Way rubs his temples
<Wrong_Way>: "Great. Super."
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "It is my wish that you all have learned to embrace the cosmos and not fear them"
GENERALZAPSTRONG climbs into the chariot
<Wrong_Way>: "Too late sir..."
Wrong_Way gets into the chariot as well
Gwydion nods to zapstrong and follows on to the chariot
GENERALZAPSTRONG hangs his head
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "That is what I feared, Mark of Earth"
Donnie goes into the chariot next to Gwydion
<Gwydion>: *Nuzzie gives ww the evil eye and then follows onto the ship*
Wrong_Way looks at the surface one more time
<Wrong_Way>: "So, uh, how'd you find this place anyways?"
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "I did not find it"
<Donnie>: "But, isn't my otter a spirit? Er, spirit /animal/? Is there a difference? Can he talk, too?"
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: [Im just gonna say good boy is in the chariot]
<Wrong_Way>: [sure]
<Wrong_Way>: [our little idler]
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "I was born here"
Gwydion turns to donnie and says "Yeah dude, all spirits animals can talk.Otter included."
<Gwydion>: caalled it]
Wrong_Way look at Zap
GENERALZAPSTRONG cracks his whip picking them up into the cosmos
<Wrong_Way>: "Aw man..."
<Gwydion>: as soon as he said two survivors[
Donnie looks back at the planet as it suddenly vanishes when they set off
<Wrong_Way>: [So, anyone been taking logs besides me?]
<Gwydion>: hahaa[
<Wrong_Way>: [I need some earlier stuff]
Donnie enters fetal position, totally overwhelmed by everything that's happened in the past few minutes
<Good_Boy>: back]
<Gwydion>: aw man[
<Gwydion>: you missed talking animals[
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: I dont have the earlier stuff]
<Gwydion>: ww's reaction was priceless]
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: No wait I got it]
Gwydion tries to comfort donnie
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: http://mibpaste.com/LGQGch ]
<Gwydion>: "Hey bro its ok, we are heading home"
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: [Zaps gonna feel really bad about scaring a kid]
<Gwydion>: he did the right thing[
<Gwydion>: maybe[
Donnie suddenly looks up at his otter, quite visibly upset
Good_Boy eats cereal
<Donnie>: "You could talk this WHOLE TIME!?"
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: [hes gonna be up at nights thinking about it]
<Wrong_Way>: [Wrong_Way looks at his otter, very upset as well]
<Gwydion>: >otter[
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: [he'll question his role as a father to the cosmos]
<Otter>: "...Well, yeah."
Wrong_Way finds the bag of marshmellowy cereal and grabs a handful of it to eat
Donnie gives the single angriest glare a 10-year-old's face could possibly express
GENERALZAPSTRONG solemnly cracks his whip his heroic swagger drained
<Good_Boy>: Welcome to the club, Zap, meet president Hab]
<Wrong_Way>: "...Thanks Zap."
<Wrong_Way>: "I mean, General Zapstrong..."
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "I will return you to your home now, men of earth"
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "It is but a title"
<Gwydion>: they meet on tuesdays to scarr children and watch movies[
<Wrong_Way>: [Tuesday we get to go to the planet of the space amazons! }
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "It is meaningless without the proper man to fill it"
<Wrong_Way>: [buttt it turns out they're cannibals]
GENERALZAPSTRONG pulls the stop they are in the cafe once more
<Otter>: "Well, I mean, I didn't have anything to say at first, but then playing and getting snacks and stuff for a while was really awesome, but then it would be really awkward to just suddenly start talking, and everything probably wouldn't think a talking otter is cute and they'd stop petting me and stuff, so I mean..."
<Wrong_Way>: "...You're definitely worth the title, sir."
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "Hmph"
<Gwydion>: Youre a hero General Zapstrong, sir.
Donnie stands up in the chariot and punches the otter in the face
Wrong_Way gets to see an awesome otter punch
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "With respect I would ask for solitude"
<Wrong_Way>: "Donnie No!"
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "leave me"
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh yeah, sure sir! Thanks!"
<Gwydion>: Donnie I wouldnt do that...
<Donnie>: "Are you kidding me right now!?"
Wrong_Way gets out of the chariot
<Wrong_Way>: "Donnie, stop fighting otters."
<Wrong_Way>: "Those things can open clam shells!"
<Wrong_Way>: "Imagine what it can do to your fist..."
<Otter>: "Naah Gwydion, that was sort of called for."
Gwydion walks out of the chariot with nuzzie
Wrong_Way shudders for a second at the thought
<Wrong_Way>: "So, um. Take care sir!"
Good_Boy walks out of the chariot
Otter and the Otter walk out of the chariot
<Wrong_Way>: [HAHAHAH]
<Good_Boy>: Thank you, Friend Zapstrong!
<Gwydion>: >Otter]
Donnie and the otter***
GENERALZAPSTRONG doesn't look over he just stares into the light beam
<Donnie>: [fuck you guys two tabs is hard to keep track of]
<Gwydion>: I know roight[
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "Apologize to the boy for me"
GENERALZAPSTRONG cracks his whip and vanishes in a burst of light and a thunderclap
Good_Boy whimpers and runs under the table
Wrong_Way feels a bit sad seeing Zap's expression
<Wrong_Way>: "Uh Donnie, did you get to hear what Zap said or no?"
<Gwydion>: ....I think donnie needs some group counciling?[
GENERALZAPSTRONG races through the cosmos and pauses a distance from his armada looking out over it
<Donnie>: About what?
GENERALZAPSTRONG clicks a recorder in his hand
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh uh...He wanted to apologize in case he upset you..."
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: "Zaps log..."
<Gwydion>: Hes sorry for showing you that planet
<Wrong_Way>: ["Not like you're a pussy, right Donnie?"]
<Gwydion>: ww, I swear I will destroy you
<Gwydion>: ]
<Donnie>: "...oh"
<Wrong_Way>: "...That cereal was really good."
Wrong_Way goes over to the cafeteria counter to get something else to eat
Donnie loses his angry demeanor and sighs
<Donnie>: "No, no, it's not his fault at all."
<Gwydion>: Is it that shadow otter can talk?
<Wrong_Way>: ["No it is. You only show your destroyed home world on the 3rd date!"]
<Donnie>: [2nd, actually]
Wrong_Way comes back with a sandwich and sits near the rest of the guys
Donnie glares up at the otter
<Donnie>: "Well, it certainly didn't help anything."
Wrong_Way eats his sandwich
<Otter>: "C'mon man, are we gonna be like this all the time now? We literally can't get rid of each other."
<Gwydion>: Maybe you should talk to counselor hondo, or councelor saito.
<Donnie>: Saito?
<Wrong_Way>: "You guys are making me thankful about Theo Junior."
Wrong_Way snickers a bit, and goes back to eating his sandwich
<Gwydion>: wait is saito still here?[
<Good_Boy>: What is wrong with Otter? He seems nice
<Wrong_Way>: "The Otter is a complusive liar, and gambler possibly?"
<Wrong_Way>: "Who knows what he's hiding..."
<Donnie>: He never told me he could talk! He just pretended to be some normal, stupid otter for like a week!
<Gwydion>: WW youre making this worse
Otter slaps the sandwich out of Wrong_Way's hand onto the floor
<Wrong_Way>: "You know I'm just kidding..."
Wrong_Way watches his sandwich fall down
<Otter>: "Don't even pretend you didn't deserve that."
Donnie snickers
<Good_Boy>: So he can talk? I can Talk!
Wrong_Way looks at his sandwich, back at the Otter and back at the sandwich
<Wrong_Way>: "This is why I keep turtles."
<Donnie>: Yeah, I guess there's no point in being enemies with each other.
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: [Saito is still around Hab just insisted on taking all the s-men Saito counsels most of the regular kids he's been spending a lot of time in the chi world so hes a bit unhinged]
Wrong_Way picks up his sandwich remains to go throw out
Otter grins an odd otter-y grin
<Gwydion>: ....why hasnt hab recommended saito?[
Good_Boy>: 'I didnt know saito still worked here]
<Good_Boy>: wanna help me sometimes, saito?]
Wrong_Way goes back to his chair to sit down
<Gwydion>: If you ever have any troubles you should talk to Mr Saito, hes great.
Wrong_Way just glares at the wall on the other side of the room
<Otter>: See? We're kindred spirits! Literally! Well, the same spirit actually. Hmm, well, I'm actually all of the spirit, you're just me, plus yourself. Iunno. We're the same person, is what I'm getting at here.
<Wrong_Way>: [i think this is my super villian origin]
<Donnie>: Heheh, yeah, I getcha. Just don't keep any important secrets from... yourself, anymore. That's just weird.
<Otter>: Yeeeaaaaaah, sorry about that.
<Wrong_Way>: "I think everything worked out okay."
<GENERALZAPSTRONG>: http://mibpaste.com/rCAVRo Captains log
<Wrong_Way>: [kawaii]
<Wrong_Way>: "Except that I think you owe me a sandwich, Donnie."
<Wrong_Way>: "The whole kindred spirits works with I.O.Us, right?"
GENERALZAPSTRONG cracks his whip and soars slowly back to his flagship as he moves by a star can be seen twinkling by his face those more educated in the maps of the universe would know that no star is there to twinkle merely the fading woe of a righteous man
DONNIE MENTIONS SOMETHING WITH SANDWICH SLAPPING
Wrong_Way doesn't have anything to answer to that so he utters something and disappears
THAT'S ALL I HAVE