Action Point (2018)

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<b><font face="Rockwell" color="#FFFF00">Re-Sync & Improved By: FidelPerez</font></b>
<b><font face="Rockwell" color="#966FD6">& Subtitle By: explosiveskull</font></b>
<b><font face="Rockwell" color="#00FFFF">Sub Upload Date: August 13, 2018</font></b>

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- <b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b> <i>Hello, Junior.</i>
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(BELL DINGS)</font></b>

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- <b><font face="Rockwell">(MAN LAUGHS)</font></b>
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(TV, INDISTINCT)</font></b>

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<b><font face="Rockwell">(BOY ON TV LAUGHS)</font></b>

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- <b><font face="Rockwell">(MAN LAUGHS)</font></b>
- <i>Magic trick.</i>

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Oh!

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You guys. That poor kid
might have really gotten hurt.

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Oh, sweetie. It's hilarious.

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- <b><font face="Rockwell">(HORN BLARES)</font></b>
- Okay, we are late. I gotta go.

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Thanks for
taking care of her, Dad.

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Bye, Rudie. I love you.

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Bye, Chickenbutt.

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Let's get one of us both.

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- Okay.
- Okay.

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<b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b> <b><font face="Rockwell">(ON TV)</font></b> <i>There's no place
like Magic Land.</i>

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<b><font face="Rockwell">RUDIE:</font></b> That looks fun.

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Of course, I can't go.

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Oh, it's all hype anyway.
You make your own fun.

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Besides, amusement parks
these days...

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Let's just say Magic Land
lost its magic a long time ago.

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<i>Or for the best deal,
purchase a memb...</i>

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And I should know.

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Your mom ever tell you
that your old papaw

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owned one of the greatest
amusement parks of all time?

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- She didn't?
- No.

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What? It was epic.
That's my damn legacy.

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Yeah, this was when
I was living

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up in the woods
near Calico Ridge.

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Oof! It was a wild time.

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<b><font face="Rockwell">(ANIMAL GROWLING)</font></b>

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<b><font face="Rockwell">(SIGHS)</font></b>

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Things could be worse.

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<i>My next-door neighbor
was an alcoholic bear</i>

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<i>who would sneak into my yard
and try to kill me for my beer.</i>

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<i>Yep, true story.</i>

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Go on. Go away.

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Go away. No, no, no. Come on.
No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no.

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Don't be a prick.
Don't you be a prick.

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<b><font face="Rockwell">(ROARS)</font></b>

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<i>He was a persistent
little bastard too.</i>

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<i>I would have shared
the beer with him,</i>

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<i>but he was
kind of an angry drunk.</i>

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No, no, no, no.
Go, go, go, go.

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Good boy.

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<b><font face="Rockwell">(YELLS)</font></b>

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<b><font face="Rockwell">(GROANS)</font></b>

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Oh, fuck.

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- Come on, Papaw.
- What? That's how it happened.

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Honest Injun.

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Guess you can't
say that anymore.

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<i>Those days were different.</i>

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<i>There weren't so many rules.</i>

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<i>Kids were allowed
just to be kids</i>

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<i>and do what kids love to do.</i>

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<i>Dumb, crazy shit
they might regret.</i>

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<i>Action Point was my baby.</i>

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<i>I built her from the ground up.</i>

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<i>It wasn't some huge
monster park,</i>

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<i>just a couple
of slides and rides,</i>

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<i>but all the kids in town
loved it.</i>

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<i>And the ones
who had nowhere to go</i>

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<i>and no one to look after 'em,
well, I put 'em to work.</i>

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<i>I called them the Shitbirds.</i>

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<i>There was Ziffel.
He was our chief engineer.</i>

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<i>Stiv worked security.</i>

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Don't fuck with me.

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<i>Four Finger Annie
was our ride supervisor.</i>

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<i>Rodney, he was the numbers guy.</i>

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<i>Hot Headed Pete
was in charge of complaining.</i>

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Can someone help me with this?
Hello?

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<i>And then there was Killer.</i>

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<i>He wasn't exactly a kid
and he wasn't on the payroll,</i>

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<i>but he did come every day</i>

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<i>to pick fights
with random strangers.</i>

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<i>Never a dull moment.</i>

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<i>To be honest,</i>

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<i>I think he escaped
from a mental hospital.</i>

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<i>Anyhoo, the park bordered
the Calico River,</i>

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<i>so we had water activities too.</i>

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<i>And your Great Uncle Benny
was in charge down there.</i>

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<i>Not one single person
ever drowned on his watch</i>

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<i>most of the time.</i>

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- And I looked up...
- Help!

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...and I saw her vagina
staring me right in the eye.

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And I knew, like, "No,
this is not just for peeing.

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This is for something else."

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Up until then I thought
babies came out of the butt.

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<i>Everyone loved to hear
his stories,</i>

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<i>none of which I will share
with you, young lady.</i>

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Help me!

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<i>Back then
there was a little thing</i>

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<i>called personal responsibility.</i>

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<i>If you screwed up and got hurt,</i>

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<i>you didn't call no lawyer
or the media.</i>

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<i>You just dusted yourself off</i>

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<i>and bragged about it
to your dumb little buddies.</i>

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That sounds awesome.
What happened to it?

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<b><font face="Rockwell">(TOILET FLUSHES)</font></b>

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Oh.

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Well, that's a long story.

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But we have
all afternoon, right?

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Well,
you're absolutely right.

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Hey, speaking of...

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Who wants a little mani-pedi?
I mean, it's just us girls.

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<b><font face="Rockwell">GIRL:</font></b> Go, go, go!

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Lay off the brakes,
asshole.

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- <b><font face="Rockwell">GIRL:</font></b> Whoo-hoo!
- Here, boss.

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Goddamn it, Lumpy.
What were you trying to do?

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- I wanted to go faster.
- That's fair.

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Give me that tape.

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<b><font face="Rockwell">(TAPE RIPPING)</font></b>

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Just hold it.

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Give her the old
criss-cross apple sauce.

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All right, that'll hold her
for a bit, Merle.

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Now, let me take a look
at that thing.

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Whoo-wee! Mmm.

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Going to...

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There we go.

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<b><font face="Rockwell">(GRUNTS)</font></b>

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What? That's what
it was invented for in Vietnam.

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Better than stitches,
stronger than skin.

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- You're gonna be all right.
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(GRUNTS)</font></b>

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Where the hell's Rodney?

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Rodney!

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- You wanted to see me?
- Yeah.

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Something's off.
I see our regular kids.

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But where's the fresh fish?
What's our attendance today?

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Down about 45%.
Pretty close to my projections.

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It could be worse,
considering 7 Parks just opened.

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The new amusement park
a half hour's drive from here.

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I told you they were building it
all last winter.

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That's not my listening season.
You should have told me louder.

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You heard me. It's just that
selective proactivity of yours.

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Get lost, Rodney.

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Hello there.
Any of you work here?

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Yeah, not if we can help it.
<b><font face="Rockwell">(CHUCKLES)</font></b>

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Oh, I see. I'm Greg Knoblach
with Trustwood Developments.

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You've probably seen
my billboards.

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Huh?

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Okay. I was looking for D.C.

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Well, lookee here. Old Knoblick.

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It's Knoblach, and that wasn't
even funny in high school.

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D.C.,
the chairlift broke again.

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- <b><font face="Rockwell">D.C.:</font></b> Oh, shit.
- Help me!

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Rodney!

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Amazing. <b><font face="Rockwell">(LAUGHS)</font></b>

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Anyway, back to why I'm here.

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I suppose you probably heard you
got some competition in town now.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I know all about 7 Narcs.

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Yeah. Here, take a look
at those, kids.

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They've got log flumes,
roller coasters,

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and a chairlift
that actually works.

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Mm-hm.

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My son Travis just took a job
there for the summer.

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Little cocksucker.
<b><font face="Rockwell">(CLEARS THROAT)</font></b>

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Looks like a big, bright,
shiny corporate asshole to me.

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Okay, listen, D.C.

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- <b><font face="Rockwell">GIRL:</font></b> What's he got in here?
- <b><font face="Rockwell">KNOBLACH:</font></b> I got friends at the bank.

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So I know you took out a loan
on this place last year.

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What was it, 100,000?

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How are you ever
gonna pay that off?

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Let me find a buyer
for your land.

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It's not gonna be easy, but
I'm sure I can find somebody.

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Well, look, Nodgecock,

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I didn't build this place
for you or the bank.

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I built it for the kids.

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So I'm not selling
to any of you fanny-blowers.

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Good day.

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<b><font face="Rockwell">(LAUGHTER)</font></b>

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Hey. Hey!

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Hey, those are Cubans.
Give me that. Give me that.

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You're lucky we saved
your people in that war.

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<b><font face="Rockwell">OLD D.C.:</font></b> <i>And that's about the time
your mom arrived for the summer.</i>

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<b><font face="Rockwell">(GASPS)</font></b>

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- Chickenbutt! Hi.
- Hi!

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Oh, I'm so glad to see you.

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Oh. I recognize those.

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How's your mom?
Still hate me?

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Still with that guy,
the physical therapist?

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She doesn't hate you,
and you know he's a doctor.

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Yeah, that's what he says.

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All right, baby.

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Well, let's hit it.

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You remember this one? You used
to love it when you were a kid.

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<b><font face="Rockwell">(♫ MAN SINGING ON TAPE ♫)</font></b>

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Here.

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Listen to this.

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<b><font face="Rockwell">(♫ THE CLASH: "JANIE JONES" ♫)</font></b>

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Beat's good, but the lead singer
sounds kind of harelipped.

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- They're called The Clash.
- Ah, The Clash.

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They're playing New York.
A lot of my friends are going.

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It's no big deal.

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They're actually all right.

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Hey, well, I think
their tour's coming through LA.

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You think maybe
we could check 'em out?

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Sure. We got all summer.

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Home sweet home.

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House looks the same.

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<b><font face="Rockwell">D.C.:</font></b> Spent a little time
cleaning her up.

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I got the luggage.
Don't worry about it.

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- <i>Draw.</i>
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(GUNSHOT)</font></b>

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<i>Huh. Too slow.</i>

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- Boogie!
- Benny! Oh, my God!

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The hell you doing here? You're
supposed to be at the lagoon.

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I don't believe it.
You blossomed.

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Um, I'm gonna go unpack.

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- You gotta see my new hatchet.
- <b><font face="Rockwell">D.C.:</font></b> Oh, Jesus.

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I invented this game.
It's called Kill the White Man.

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You think this shirt
makes me look fat?

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I don't really care if it does.
It's rad.

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I stole it from my sister.

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Oh, please, Dad.
It's a tampon.

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Do not swear at me, young lady.

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It's fine.
It's totally natural.

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She left Action Point a child.
She returned a woman.

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- <b><font face="Rockwell">(SNAPS FINGERS)</font></b>
- All right, that's it. Back to the lagoon.

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Come by
and see me later, Boogie.

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We'll gab
like little schoolgirls.

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- Okay, Benny.
- <b><font face="Rockwell">BENNY:</font></b> Bye.

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He's a peach.

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Oh, God. I'm gonna go.
Are you Okay?

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00:13:03,493 --> 00:13:06,928
Um, actually...
Well, no. No, it can wait.

223
00:13:07,262 --> 00:13:09,326
- You sure?
- Yeah. I'm gonna get a shower.

224
00:13:09,328 --> 00:13:11,692
I'll come find you later.
We can talk then.

225
00:13:11,694 --> 00:13:13,393
Okay. Um...

226
00:13:13,395 --> 00:13:16,960
Oh, we got a rogue bear
around here, so keep an eye out.

227
00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:20,194
There's some bear repellent
over next to the hairspray.

228
00:13:20,196 --> 00:13:22,194
But don't get 'em mixed up.

229
00:13:22,196 --> 00:13:24,093
- <i>Draw.</i>
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(GUNSHOT)</font></b>

230
00:13:24,095 --> 00:13:25,694
<i>Too slow.</i>

231
00:13:25,696 --> 00:13:27,927
<b><font face="Rockwell">RUDIE:</font></b> <i>Sounds like my mom's
worst nightmare.</i>

232
00:13:27,929 --> 00:13:29,593
Well, it wasn't back then.

233
00:13:29,595 --> 00:13:34,093
She wasn't the uptight...
excellent mother she is now.

234
00:13:34,095 --> 00:13:36,329
She was pretty normal.

235
00:13:38,130 --> 00:13:40,060
Come on,
I was gonna paint your nails.

236
00:13:40,062 --> 00:13:41,561
- You don't wanna...
- Papaw.

237
00:13:41,563 --> 00:13:45,297
You... Oh. Oh, Okay.
Suit yourself.

238
00:13:51,895 --> 00:13:53,428
<b><font face="Rockwell">(GIGGLES)</font></b>

239
00:13:53,430 --> 00:13:56,364
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
My tootsies are ticklish.

240
00:13:56,930 --> 00:13:59,996
Nah. Nah, nah,
nah, nah. No!

241
00:13:59,998 --> 00:14:01,962
Ooh. Ooh, you touched 'em.

242
00:14:01,964 --> 00:14:03,961
- Ooh.
- It looks good.

243
00:14:03,963 --> 00:14:06,496
- It's an improvement.
- Ooh.

244
00:14:09,563 --> 00:14:11,597
<b><font face="Rockwell">(YELLS)</font></b>

245
00:14:15,463 --> 00:14:18,061
- Smartass.
- All right, let's do this.

246
00:14:18,063 --> 00:14:20,331
Boogie, it's on you.

247
00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:24,530
You ready, Stiv?

248
00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:26,895
Okay.

249
00:14:26,897 --> 00:14:28,062
<b><font face="Rockwell">(LAUGHS)</font></b>

250
00:14:28,064 --> 00:14:30,765
Three, two, one!

251
00:14:31,698 --> 00:14:33,129
<b><font face="Rockwell">(LAUGHTER)</font></b>

252
00:14:33,131 --> 00:14:36,464
- <b><font face="Rockwell">D.C.:</font></b> It works!
- <b><font face="Rockwell">BOOGIE:</font></b> Sorry, Stiv!

253
00:14:37,199 --> 00:14:38,731
She's not sorry.

254
00:14:39,298 --> 00:14:40,597
<b><font face="Rockwell">KILLER:</font></b> Hey, D.C.

255
00:14:41,366 --> 00:14:43,196
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(YELPS)</font></b>
- <b><font face="Rockwell">KILLER:</font></b> Relax, Pete.

256
00:14:43,198 --> 00:14:46,863
It's not gonna hurt you.
Just a baby snake.

257
00:14:46,865 --> 00:14:49,631
- Oh, my God.
- Found him out in the woodpile.

258
00:14:49,633 --> 00:14:51,866
What do you think, D.C.?
Can I keep him?

259
00:14:52,199 --> 00:14:54,966
Sure, Killer. Just get him
the hell out of here.

260
00:14:55,998 --> 00:14:56,464
Awesome.

261
00:14:56,466 --> 00:14:59,831
Hey, D.C., not so awesome
is that snake

262
00:14:59,833 --> 00:15:02,466
came from underneath the
last piece of lumber we got.

263
00:15:02,866 --> 00:15:06,197
Oh, damn.
We need that wood for the rides.

264
00:15:06,199 --> 00:15:08,765
How we looking on funds,
Rodney?

265
00:15:10,299 --> 00:15:11,697
Well, no problem.

266
00:15:11,699 --> 00:15:15,198
We can go get some more
after closing tonight.

267
00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:17,665
I know a place
we can get it on credit.

268
00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:19,234
Get back to it.

269
00:15:21,133 --> 00:15:23,732
<b><font face="Rockwell">BENNY:</font></b>
Siouxie, come on.

270
00:15:23,734 --> 00:15:26,167
<b><font face="Rockwell">D.C.:</font></b> Let's go.
Let's load her up.

271
00:15:26,900 --> 00:15:28,832
Are we in?

272
00:15:28,834 --> 00:15:32,000
- <b><font face="Rockwell">PETE:</font></b> We're in.
- All right. Let's go.

273
00:15:32,002 --> 00:15:33,434
<b><font face="Rockwell">(ZIFFEL WHISTLES)</font></b>

274
00:15:36,601 --> 00:15:39,433
<b><font face="Rockwell">D.C.:</font></b> Ugh. This place
gives me the creeps.

275
00:15:44,067 --> 00:15:46,302
All right, hand me the key.

276
00:15:50,634 --> 00:15:54,366
Come on. Come on, Siouxie.
Good girl.

277
00:15:54,368 --> 00:15:56,602
Good girl, Siouxie.

278
00:15:58,167 --> 00:15:59,366
<b><font face="Rockwell">(DOG BARKING)</font></b>

279
00:15:59,368 --> 00:16:01,600
Look, Siouxie.
Look, Siouxie.

280
00:16:01,602 --> 00:16:03,965
Oh, who's that?
Oh, he's so handsome.

281
00:16:03,967 --> 00:16:05,901
You get him. Good girl.

282
00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:12,169
Oh, you get him. Go on.
Good girl, Siouxie.

283
00:16:22,069 --> 00:16:24,536
Whoa.

284
00:16:28,803 --> 00:16:29,867
<b><font face="Rockwell">(BARKS)</font></b>

285
00:16:29,869 --> 00:16:31,369
<b><font face="Rockwell">D.C.:</font></b> Come on, guys.
Let's go!

286
00:16:31,371 --> 00:16:34,634
- <b><font face="Rockwell">ZIFFEL:</font></b> We're going.
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(GRUNTING)</font></b>

287
00:16:34,636 --> 00:16:36,335
<b><font face="Rockwell">PETE:</font></b> Just shove it.

288
00:16:36,337 --> 00:16:39,571
Watch out, Rodney. Move your ass.
Get the goddamn...

289
00:16:41,535 --> 00:16:43,735
- Just move.
- Fucking... Give me that.

290
00:16:43,737 --> 00:16:45,636
Damn it.

291
00:16:47,137 --> 00:16:48,837
Keep it moving.

292
00:16:54,838 --> 00:16:56,871
Motherfucker.

293
00:16:57,703 --> 00:17:01,271
<b><font face="Rockwell">(CHATTERING)</font></b>

294
00:17:24,839 --> 00:17:25,873
<b><font face="Rockwell">(GRUNTS)</font></b>

295
00:17:27,905 --> 00:17:28,836
<b><font face="Rockwell">(UNZIPS PANTS)</font></b>

296
00:17:28,838 --> 00:17:31,240
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(CHUCKLING)</font></b>
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(URINATING)</font></b>

297
00:17:34,239 --> 00:17:35,203
<b><font face="Rockwell">(ZIPS UP)</font></b>

298
00:17:35,205 --> 00:17:36,572
<b><font face="Rockwell">(GASPS)</font></b>

299
00:17:37,172 --> 00:17:39,805
- Shh.
- What are you doing?

300
00:17:40,205 --> 00:17:41,572
Come on.

301
00:17:42,439 --> 00:17:44,672
<b><font face="Rockwell">(INDISTINCT VOICES)</font></b>

302
00:17:46,239 --> 00:17:47,871
<b><font face="Rockwell">KNOBLACH:</font></b>
I talked to the mayor.

303
00:17:47,873 --> 00:17:50,603
We are talking about
a very big deal here.

304
00:17:50,605 --> 00:17:52,403
I don't want you
standing out there

305
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,138
with your balls in the wind.

306
00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:55,505
Take my word for it,

307
00:17:55,507 --> 00:17:57,271
as soon as this guy
misses his next payment,

308
00:17:57,273 --> 00:18:00,037
you are getting Action Point
at short sale prices,

309
00:18:00,039 --> 00:18:01,906
with no other bidders.

310
00:18:02,572 --> 00:18:04,338
You can trust me on this...

311
00:18:04,340 --> 00:18:06,405
- What you doing?
- Sorry, D.C.

312
00:18:06,407 --> 00:18:09,605
My tummy gets upset
when we do black ops.

313
00:18:09,607 --> 00:18:10,541
Dad?

314
00:18:11,239 --> 00:18:13,505
- No, no.
- <b><font face="Rockwell">BOOGIE:</font></b> What? What?

315
00:18:13,507 --> 00:18:15,006
- Go, go, go.
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(ALARM RINGS)</font></b>

316
00:18:26,507 --> 00:18:29,405
Siouxie! Siouxie!
Come on, Siouxie Sioux!

317
00:18:29,407 --> 00:18:31,375
Sioux! Siouxie Sioux!

318
00:18:32,241 --> 00:18:34,273
<b><font face="Rockwell">D.C.:</font></b> Get in the truck!

319
00:18:34,275 --> 00:18:38,439
Siouxie! Siouxie! Siouxie Sioux!
Siouxie, come on, girl.

320
00:18:38,441 --> 00:18:41,007
- Come on, Siouxie.
- <b><font face="Rockwell">ALL:</font></b> Come on!

321
00:18:41,009 --> 00:18:43,407
Come on, baby. Good girl.

322
00:18:43,409 --> 00:18:45,642
- <b><font face="Rockwell">BOOGIE:</font></b> Come on!
- <b><font face="Rockwell">D.C.:</font></b> Let's go!

323
00:18:46,308 --> 00:18:47,739
- Get her in.
- Get the dog.

324
00:18:47,741 --> 00:18:49,709
- I got her. Let's go.
- Come on!

325
00:18:52,741 --> 00:18:56,805
Knoblach thinks he's selling our
place to those 7 Park pricks.

326
00:18:56,807 --> 00:18:59,374
<b><font face="Rockwell">ZIFFEL:</font></b> Hey,
why is your dog's ass wet?

327
00:19:01,142 --> 00:19:03,607
<b><font face="Rockwell">OLD D.C.:</font></b> <i>I knew I had to
come up with a big idea,</i>

328
00:19:03,609 --> 00:19:05,174
<i>an idea that would catch fire</i>

329
00:19:05,176 --> 00:19:08,607
<i>and help us compete with
those corporate douchebags.</i>

330
00:19:08,609 --> 00:19:11,107
<i>But, whew, it wasn't easy.</i>

331
00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:13,540
<i>Thinking is not my superpower.</i>

332
00:19:13,542 --> 00:19:16,906
<b><font face="Rockwell">(D.C. IMITATES BOMB FALLING, EXPLODING)</font></b>

333
00:19:16,908 --> 00:19:18,676
<b><font face="Rockwell">(CLATTERING)</font></b>

334
00:19:22,510 --> 00:19:24,743
<b><font face="Rockwell">(D.C. GRUNTS)</font></b>

335
00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:40,811
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(♫ D.C. HUMMING ♫)</font></b>
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(CLATTERING)</font></b>

336
00:19:42,411 --> 00:19:45,508
Ooh. Oh!

337
00:19:45,510 --> 00:19:47,077
Goddamn it.

338
00:19:56,178 --> 00:19:58,411
<b><font face="Rockwell">(♫ D.C. HUMS ♫)</font></b>

339
00:20:00,544 --> 00:20:02,778
<b><font face="Rockwell">(HOWLING)</font></b>

340
00:20:07,212 --> 00:20:09,445
<b><font face="Rockwell">(GROWLS)</font></b>

341
00:20:10,579 --> 00:20:11,713
Hi, Boogie.

342
00:20:16,412 --> 00:20:18,144
<b><font face="Rockwell">(YELLS)</font></b>

343
00:20:18,146 --> 00:20:20,479
<b><font face="Rockwell">(SPLASHING)</font></b>

344
00:20:32,711 --> 00:20:35,311
- Come on. We need more slack.
- It's coming.

345
00:20:35,313 --> 00:20:37,710
You guys are supposed to be cleaning the
slide. What the hell are you doing?

346
00:20:37,712 --> 00:20:40,544
Yeah, we're gonna
power-wash it.

347
00:20:40,546 --> 00:20:43,948
Fucking stupid cart. Fuck!

348
00:20:45,212 --> 00:20:46,180
On Pete?

349
00:20:46,613 --> 00:20:47,714
Yeah.

350
00:20:49,847 --> 00:20:52,977
So, uh, how are the numbers,
Rodney? How are we looking?

351
00:20:52,979 --> 00:20:57,244
- <b><font face="Rockwell">RODNEY:</font></b> Attendance is up.
- That's good. How much?

352
00:20:57,246 --> 00:20:59,180
- <b><font face="Rockwell">RODNEY:</font></b> 1%.
- <b><font face="Rockwell">D.C.:</font></b> Oh.

353
00:20:59,914 --> 00:21:04,014
Well, sounds like
we gotta up our game.

354
00:21:04,648 --> 00:21:07,848
- Hey, Pete!
- What?

355
00:21:09,347 --> 00:21:11,048
<b><font face="Rockwell">ALL:</font></b> Whoa!

356
00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:15,279
- Oh, shit.
- Sorry, D.C.

357
00:21:15,281 --> 00:21:16,847
Holy shit.

358
00:21:19,348 --> 00:21:22,714
<b><font face="Rockwell">(LAUGHS)</font></b> Holy shit.

359
00:21:24,581 --> 00:21:28,281
<b><font face="Rockwell">OLD D.C.:</font></b> <i>Sometimes I get my best
ideas when I'm freshly concussed.</i>

360
00:21:28,815 --> 00:21:31,247
<i>As I was lying on my back
on the verge of a seizure,</i>

361
00:21:31,249 --> 00:21:33,282
<i>something happened.</i>

362
00:21:34,147 --> 00:21:38,514
<i>It was a damned epiphany,
a real eureka moment.</i>

363
00:21:42,016 --> 00:21:45,015
Are you Okay?
It was Ziffel's idea.

364
00:21:45,748 --> 00:21:48,815
Action Point team meeting.
Let's go.

365
00:21:50,482 --> 00:21:53,883
All right, everybody. Listen up.

366
00:21:54,749 --> 00:21:57,348
- Ow. Shit.
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(LAUGHTER)</font></b>

367
00:21:57,850 --> 00:22:00,547
All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

368
00:22:00,549 --> 00:22:03,848
We're not in trouble because
I think I got this, all right?

369
00:22:03,850 --> 00:22:06,780
What this place needs
is an excitement enema.

370
00:22:06,782 --> 00:22:08,947
7 Parks may have taken
our customers,

371
00:22:08,949 --> 00:22:10,549
but we can take 'em right back.

372
00:22:10,916 --> 00:22:12,414
So what we're gonna do

373
00:22:12,416 --> 00:22:14,649
is we're gonna make this place
fast and loose,

374
00:22:14,915 --> 00:22:16,515
teach these little cooter-flutes

375
00:22:16,517 --> 00:22:19,414
to use a little hand-eye
coordination for a change.

376
00:22:19,416 --> 00:22:22,248
We'll let 7 Parks
be about what you can't do.

377
00:22:22,250 --> 00:22:24,815
Action Point is gonna be
about what you <i>can</i> do.

378
00:22:24,817 --> 00:22:28,084
- <b><font face="Rockwell">ALL:</font></b> Yeah!
- So what are you going to do?

379
00:22:28,416 --> 00:22:30,415
We're gonna take the brakes
off this place.

380
00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:34,248
Every ride, every attraction,
no rules, no speed limits.

381
00:22:34,250 --> 00:22:37,018
- Just pure fun.
- <b><font face="Rockwell">ALL:</font></b> Yeah!

382
00:22:37,718 --> 00:22:40,915
All right, you Shitbirds, size
it up and paste it on a pigeon.

383
00:22:40,917 --> 00:22:43,050
Our ass is getting started
right now.

384
00:22:43,052 --> 00:22:44,614
- Let's go!
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(♫ ROCK SONG PLAYING ♫)</font></b>

385
00:22:44,616 --> 00:22:46,081
<b><font face="Rockwell">PETE:</font></b> After lunch.

386
00:22:46,083 --> 00:22:48,616
Yeah, so, yeah, that's
the speed limiter right there.

387
00:22:48,618 --> 00:22:50,218
Well, rip the sucker off.

388
00:22:50,851 --> 00:22:53,585
Ah! You ready, Slappy?

389
00:22:54,884 --> 00:22:56,884
All right, here we go.

390
00:22:58,418 --> 00:23:00,453
Oh, yeah.

391
00:23:00,852 --> 00:23:04,586
- <b><font face="Rockwell">ZIFFEL:</font></b> Is he gonna be Okay?
- <b><font face="Rockwell">D.C.:</font></b> He's fine.

392
00:23:08,550 --> 00:23:11,019
And bye-bye, Mr. Brakes.

393
00:23:11,485 --> 00:23:13,118
One, two, three.

394
00:23:14,019 --> 00:23:16,018
<b><font face="Rockwell">(SCREAMS)</font></b>

395
00:23:16,020 --> 00:23:18,683
Looks good. Who's first?

396
00:23:18,685 --> 00:23:20,918
I'm breaking this bastard in.

397
00:23:22,319 --> 00:23:24,354
<b><font face="Rockwell">(YELLS)</font></b>

398
00:23:26,251 --> 00:23:30,052
- Oh, my God!
- Hope that's a strong line.

399
00:23:34,386 --> 00:23:38,319
Oh, fuck!

400
00:23:43,953 --> 00:23:45,886
<b><font face="Rockwell">PETE:</font></b> What the fuck?

401
00:23:49,454 --> 00:23:51,351
<b><font face="Rockwell">(YELLS)</font></b>

402
00:23:51,353 --> 00:23:53,952
All right, this is called
the loop-dee-loop.

403
00:23:53,954 --> 00:23:59,654
"Oh, I'm walking up the steps
and I'm in. Whoa!"

404
00:24:00,521 --> 00:24:02,287
Yeah? All right.

405
00:24:02,954 --> 00:24:05,222
- Give Daddy a little push.
- Good luck.

406
00:24:10,855 --> 00:24:12,353
Whoa!

407
00:24:12,355 --> 00:24:14,087
<b><font face="Rockwell">(♫ SONG CONTINUES ♫)</font></b>

408
00:24:20,188 --> 00:24:22,690
<b><font face="Rockwell">(WHOOPS)</font></b>

409
00:24:25,721 --> 00:24:27,955
<b><font face="Rockwell">(GROANS)</font></b>

410
00:24:29,788 --> 00:24:31,056
<b><font face="Rockwell">(CHUCKLES)</font></b>

411
00:24:31,589 --> 00:24:33,085
- <b><font face="Rockwell">PETE:</font></b> Fuck.
- Ow.

412
00:24:33,087 --> 00:24:36,787
- Holy shit, that was amazing.
- You want this?

413
00:24:36,789 --> 00:24:39,687
<b><font face="Rockwell">D.C.:</font></b> I think you're gonna
have to feather it a little

414
00:24:39,689 --> 00:24:41,590
on that last turn.

415
00:24:41,855 --> 00:24:44,188
- I'm next.
- <b><font face="Rockwell">PETE:</font></b> Fuck you. I'm next.

416
00:24:45,255 --> 00:24:46,821
- Help me up.
- You Okay, boss?

417
00:24:46,823 --> 00:24:48,457
Ow.

418
00:24:50,122 --> 00:24:52,855
- Thanks.
- <b><font face="Rockwell">BENNY:</font></b> That was incredible.

419
00:25:11,357 --> 00:25:13,887
Have you tethered
any of that down yet? Damn it.

420
00:25:13,889 --> 00:25:15,823
Yeah, yeah,
I'm working on it.

421
00:25:16,624 --> 00:25:20,290
Shouldn't we be facing the water
in case someone needs help?

422
00:25:20,691 --> 00:25:22,857
Ah, let God sort 'em out.

423
00:25:29,758 --> 00:25:31,355
Dude, what the fuck?

424
00:25:31,357 --> 00:25:34,156
It's like one continuous
train wreck.

425
00:25:34,158 --> 00:25:35,790
Now, to the untrained eye,

426
00:25:35,792 --> 00:25:38,621
all this might look
dangerous and haphazard,

427
00:25:38,623 --> 00:25:43,725
but your father is an artiste
and this is his canvas.

428
00:25:44,859 --> 00:25:46,326
Oh!

429
00:25:46,992 --> 00:25:49,858
I want to talk to him
about something, but...

430
00:25:51,225 --> 00:25:53,923
I'm kind of dreading it.
I mean, it's not a big deal.

431
00:25:53,925 --> 00:25:57,091
It's just... he may think
it's a big deal.

432
00:25:57,925 --> 00:26:00,023
It's just Mom travels so much
with work,

433
00:26:00,025 --> 00:26:02,858
and her boyfriend looks after me
most of the time.

434
00:26:03,326 --> 00:26:06,958
He floated the idea
and Mom liked it, and...

435
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:08,226
What is it?

436
00:26:10,492 --> 00:26:13,057
That he become an official
legal guardian of mine,

437
00:26:13,059 --> 00:26:15,457
and I need Dad
to sign the papers.

438
00:26:15,459 --> 00:26:17,392
Holy shit. Really?

439
00:26:17,394 --> 00:26:19,091
Mmm.

440
00:26:19,093 --> 00:26:21,591
Whoa. No, no, no, no, no.

441
00:26:21,593 --> 00:26:24,259
Your dad is not gonna
like that at all.

442
00:26:24,861 --> 00:26:26,124
Look, I thought I had problems,

443
00:26:26,126 --> 00:26:28,824
but you, young lady,
you have problems.

444
00:26:28,826 --> 00:26:30,361
Shut up, Benny.

445
00:26:31,495 --> 00:26:34,624
It'll work itself out.
It always does.

446
00:26:34,626 --> 00:26:36,660
Oh, whoa!

447
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:39,194
- Jeez!
- <b><font face="Rockwell">ANNIE:</font></b> I'm sorry.

448
00:26:42,194 --> 00:26:46,525
Do you work here?
Does anybody work here?

449
00:26:46,527 --> 00:26:48,326
Yeah, yeah.

450
00:26:48,328 --> 00:26:52,659
My son is stuck up there
and he won't come down.

451
00:26:52,661 --> 00:26:56,527
- Please, just do something.
- Absolutely.

452
00:26:57,461 --> 00:27:00,128
Get down from there,
you little bastard!

453
00:27:02,895 --> 00:27:04,027
- No!
- Walk it off.

454
00:27:04,029 --> 00:27:05,996
Whoo!

455
00:27:12,429 --> 00:27:16,326
- <b><font face="Rockwell">BOY:</font></b> That was fucking awesome.
- You deserved that.

456
00:27:16,328 --> 00:27:19,825
This place should be
closed down.

457
00:27:19,827 --> 00:27:21,929
Come on, Leslie.

458
00:27:23,762 --> 00:27:26,593
- What'd she say?
- She said, "Come on, Leslie."

459
00:27:26,595 --> 00:27:28,027
<b><font face="Rockwell">D.C.:</font></b> Before that.

460
00:27:28,029 --> 00:27:30,463
She said this place
should be closed down.

461
00:27:30,828 --> 00:27:32,429
She may be right.

462
00:27:33,662 --> 00:27:37,894
This place is a lawless,
reckless free-for-all,

463
00:27:37,896 --> 00:27:40,097
and people
need to know about it.

464
00:27:45,296 --> 00:27:48,329
So why are we boycotting
our own park?

465
00:27:48,331 --> 00:27:50,961
Because there's no better
publicity than a boycott.

466
00:27:50,963 --> 00:27:54,395
Remember the big grape boycott
that helped the farm workers?

467
00:27:54,397 --> 00:27:57,162
Yeah. Yeah,
we studied it this year.

468
00:27:57,164 --> 00:27:58,827
Grape sales
went through the roof

469
00:27:58,829 --> 00:28:00,229
'cause all anybody ever heard

470
00:28:00,231 --> 00:28:02,728
was the word "grape"
over and over again.

471
00:28:02,730 --> 00:28:05,162
<b><font face="Rockwell">PETE:</font></b> And why the shit
are we dressed like this?

472
00:28:05,164 --> 00:28:07,230
<b><font face="Rockwell">D.C.:</font></b> So we blend in, Pete.

473
00:28:07,232 --> 00:28:09,531
<b><font face="Rockwell">(♫ WAYLON JENNINGS:
"AIN'T NO GOD IN MEXICO" ♫)</font></b>

474
00:28:28,032 --> 00:28:29,630
<b><font face="Rockwell">(SONG FADES)</font></b>

475
00:28:29,632 --> 00:28:32,229
<b><font face="Rockwell">OLD D.C.:</font></b> <i>Knoblach was greasing
the wheels all over town,</i>

476
00:28:32,231 --> 00:28:34,863
<i>trying to steal away
Action Point's land.</i>

477
00:28:34,865 --> 00:28:37,829
- <i>He even had the mayor in his hip pocket.</i>
- Thank you.

478
00:28:37,831 --> 00:28:40,830
A very exciting day here today.

479
00:28:40,832 --> 00:28:44,129
And I would like to applaud
Trustwood Developments

480
00:28:44,131 --> 00:28:47,963
for all their efforts
on helping us revitalize

481
00:28:47,965 --> 00:28:50,865
downtown Calico Ridge.

482
00:28:51,898 --> 00:28:54,030
But what are you going to do
about Action Point?

483
00:28:54,032 --> 00:28:55,000
Yeah.

484
00:28:55,599 --> 00:28:57,330
- Excuse me?
- Action Point.

485
00:28:57,332 --> 00:29:00,830
- That place is out of control.
- That guy's right.

486
00:29:00,832 --> 00:29:02,829
They just put in
a zipline there,

487
00:29:02,831 --> 00:29:05,298
- and all the girls are flashing their titties.
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(PEOPLE GASPING)</font></b>

488
00:29:05,300 --> 00:29:07,132
No, no, I didn't know that.

489
00:29:07,134 --> 00:29:10,601
And beer is so cheap, they're
practically giving it away.

490
00:29:11,233 --> 00:29:13,431
<b><font face="Rockwell">D.C.:</font></b> Action Point
is the craziest place

491
00:29:13,433 --> 00:29:15,797
with the most dangerous rides
in the world.

492
00:29:15,799 --> 00:29:18,298
- Who do we wanna close?
- <b><font face="Rockwell">ALL:</font></b> Action Point!

493
00:29:18,300 --> 00:29:21,267
- When do we wanna close it?
- <b><font face="Rockwell">ALL:</font></b> After Labor Day.

494
00:29:21,799 --> 00:29:26,165
Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
Action Point has got to go!

495
00:29:26,167 --> 00:29:27,866
Hey, hey! Ho, ho!

496
00:29:27,868 --> 00:29:29,866
<i>Action Point has got to go!</i>

497
00:29:29,868 --> 00:29:31,634
<i>Hey, hey! Ho, ho!</i>

498
00:29:32,734 --> 00:29:34,099
<b><font face="Rockwell">OLD D.C.:</font></b> <i>The plan worked.</i>

499
00:29:34,101 --> 00:29:35,898
<i>Word had gotten out
that Action Point</i>

500
00:29:35,900 --> 00:29:40,166
<i>was the craziest, rowdiest
no-holds-barred amusement park</i>

501
00:29:40,168 --> 00:29:41,999
<i>in the good old US of A.</i>

502
00:29:42,001 --> 00:29:44,534
<b><font face="Rockwell">(♫ ROCK SONG PLAYING ♫)</font></b>

503
00:29:49,701 --> 00:29:53,666
<i>Slappy added a special ingredient
to the cotton candy that day,</i>

504
00:29:53,668 --> 00:29:55,766
<i>and the kids loved it.</i>

505
00:29:55,768 --> 00:29:58,001
<b><font face="Rockwell">(♫ SONG CONTINUES ♫)</font></b>

506
00:30:06,603 --> 00:30:10,502
This cotton candy's getting
quite popular. Okay, Okay, Okay.

507
00:30:13,568 --> 00:30:14,435
<b><font face="Rockwell">(SONG ENDS)</font></b>

508
00:30:15,836 --> 00:30:18,134
<b><font face="Rockwell">OLD D.C.:</font></b> <i>And, of course, Knoblach
got wind of our good fortune</i>

509
00:30:18,136 --> 00:30:22,333
<i>and he sent his pissant little
son Travis over to spy on us.</i>

510
00:30:22,335 --> 00:30:26,602
Jesus. Look at all these
fucking pathetic losers.

511
00:30:27,769 --> 00:30:29,735
Hey, here you go, babe.

512
00:30:29,737 --> 00:30:33,338
Nice shorts.
Watch where you're going.

513
00:30:34,469 --> 00:30:36,737
Hey, Bobo, check this one.

514
00:30:37,969 --> 00:30:41,402
Hey, has anyone ever told you you
look like a Manson Family reject?

515
00:30:41,404 --> 00:30:43,904
Has anyone ever told you
to eat a dick?

516
00:30:44,670 --> 00:30:46,570
What the fuck
you just say to me?

517
00:30:46,837 --> 00:30:48,368
Hey, shit-eyes,

518
00:30:48,370 --> 00:30:49,567
how about respecting
the old personal space, huh?

519
00:30:49,569 --> 00:30:51,335
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(SNARLING)</font></b>
- Siouxie Sioux.

520
00:30:51,337 --> 00:30:54,502
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(BARKS)</font></b>
- Get ahold of your dog, man.

521
00:30:54,504 --> 00:30:57,068
- I don't like this fucking dog.
- Let's get out of here.

522
00:30:57,070 --> 00:30:58,801
I don't think
she likes you either.

523
00:30:58,803 --> 00:31:00,603
Good fight, though, guys.

524
00:31:00,605 --> 00:31:03,835
- Good girl.
- Thanks. That was sweet of you.

525
00:31:03,837 --> 00:31:05,769
- Benny.
- I'm Mia.

526
00:31:05,771 --> 00:31:09,503
- This is Siouxie Sioux.
- Oh, hey, Siouxie Sioux.

527
00:31:09,505 --> 00:31:12,803
Oh, thank you too, girl.

528
00:31:12,805 --> 00:31:14,268
I love your hatchet.

529
00:31:14,270 --> 00:31:15,969
It's just like the ones
that the Franks used

530
00:31:15,971 --> 00:31:17,504
to defeat the Roman Empire.

531
00:31:17,506 --> 00:31:19,370
Really?
I love French fries.

532
00:31:19,372 --> 00:31:21,372
- I love French fries too.
- Yeah?

533
00:31:22,772 --> 00:31:26,703
What a day. We ran out of beer,
corn dogs and toilet paper.

534
00:31:26,705 --> 00:31:29,570
- In that order.
- That's right.

535
00:31:29,572 --> 00:31:31,338
Rodney, why don't you
send the bank

536
00:31:31,340 --> 00:31:33,537
a nice fat installment
on our loan?

537
00:31:33,539 --> 00:31:35,837
Well, there's a little more
to it than that, D.C.,

538
00:31:35,839 --> 00:31:37,771
but, yeah,
I'll take care of it.

539
00:31:37,773 --> 00:31:39,206
Great.

540
00:31:45,872 --> 00:31:48,405
Here. I was just coming
to show you this.

541
00:31:50,406 --> 00:31:53,238
- Barry Manilow?
- No, no. The Clash.

542
00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:56,137
Oh, yeah, these blokes.

543
00:31:56,139 --> 00:31:58,373
So can we still go?

544
00:31:59,339 --> 00:32:02,306
Yeah, all right.
I reckon why the hell not?

545
00:32:03,205 --> 00:32:06,904
Hey, D.C.! D.C.!

546
00:32:06,906 --> 00:32:09,139
Oh, hell.

547
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:16,873
<b><font face="Rockwell">BOY:</font></b> Stop it.

548
00:32:19,573 --> 00:32:24,273
D.C., Lost and Found
is for sunglasses, flip-flops.

549
00:32:24,275 --> 00:32:26,339
Not little kids, Okay?

550
00:32:26,341 --> 00:32:29,173
Their brothers and sisters just dump
them here and run off to the rides.

551
00:32:29,175 --> 00:32:30,607
Okay, just calm down.

552
00:32:30,609 --> 00:32:32,239
We just need to figure out
something to do

553
00:32:32,241 --> 00:32:33,641
with these little bastards.

554
00:32:33,875 --> 00:32:37,142
Animals. I used to love
that petting zoo you took me to.

555
00:32:37,675 --> 00:32:40,639
Maybe we can do a Kiddieland
with a petting zoo.

556
00:32:40,641 --> 00:32:42,272
- Yeah.
- Killer's got snakes.

557
00:32:42,274 --> 00:32:44,907
- Oh, well...
- Hey, you like snakes?

558
00:32:46,075 --> 00:32:47,475
<b><font face="Rockwell">(MUTTERS)</font></b>

559
00:32:48,742 --> 00:32:50,673
You're not gonna
catch anything.

560
00:32:50,675 --> 00:32:52,807
You're not gonna catch anything.
You're a pussy.

561
00:32:52,809 --> 00:32:54,509
That has nothing to do
with catching.

562
00:32:54,908 --> 00:32:56,707
<b><font face="Rockwell">PETE:</font></b> Are you sure
peanut butter's a good idea?

563
00:32:56,709 --> 00:33:00,473
Absolutely. Just go to sleep
with your eyes open

564
00:33:00,475 --> 00:33:02,207
and say
whatever's on your mind.

565
00:33:02,209 --> 00:33:03,541
Yeah.

566
00:33:03,543 --> 00:33:05,041
<b><font face="Rockwell">PETE:</font></b> Is it near me
right now?

567
00:33:05,043 --> 00:33:08,207
He's coming this way.
What, are you scared, Pete?

568
00:33:08,209 --> 00:33:10,640
<b><font face="Rockwell">PETE:</font></b> Yes, I'm terrified.

569
00:33:10,642 --> 00:33:12,242
You look really brave.

570
00:33:12,244 --> 00:33:15,507
- <b><font face="Rockwell">PETE:</font></b> Eat the peanut butter.
- Oh, he's coming.

571
00:33:15,509 --> 00:33:17,374
Grab him. Grab him.

572
00:33:17,376 --> 00:33:19,743
He just dragged his nuts
across your face, Pete.

573
00:33:24,477 --> 00:33:26,474
Cage. Give me the cage.

574
00:33:26,476 --> 00:33:28,543
Give me the cage.

575
00:33:32,877 --> 00:33:34,011
Shit.

576
00:33:35,078 --> 00:33:36,642
<b><font face="Rockwell">BENNY:</font></b> It's a porcupine.

577
00:33:36,644 --> 00:33:39,011
It comes from the Middle French
word meaning "thorny pig."

578
00:33:40,311 --> 00:33:41,511
Hold my beer.

579
00:33:42,944 --> 00:33:45,011
You need to charm him,
like a lady.

580
00:33:45,543 --> 00:33:48,710
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

581
00:33:48,712 --> 00:33:50,979
Put him in the bucket.
Put him in the bucket.

582
00:33:51,478 --> 00:33:53,476
Come on. In. In, in, in.

583
00:33:53,478 --> 00:33:56,008
Ow! <b><font face="Rockwell">(WHIMPERS)</font></b>

584
00:33:56,010 --> 00:33:59,979
I'm going to just slip one in
in case the squirrel's frisky.

585
00:34:02,045 --> 00:34:03,778
Just stay relaxed.

586
00:34:05,412 --> 00:34:07,246
Here. Lookee here.

587
00:34:07,577 --> 00:34:08,976
Yeah. Wait, wait.

588
00:34:08,978 --> 00:34:12,613
There's more where
that came from. Lookee here.

589
00:34:13,079 --> 00:34:16,176
- <b><font face="Rockwell">BENNY:</font></b> Shh. Fucking shut up.
- <b><font face="Rockwell">D.C.:</font></b> Dude, it's in.

590
00:34:16,178 --> 00:34:18,812
- Ow! Ow. Ow.
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(SQUEAKS)</font></b>

591
00:34:19,878 --> 00:34:21,977
<b><font face="Rockwell">PETE:</font></b> Dude, he likes it.
That's disgusting.

592
00:34:21,979 --> 00:34:24,843
Give me the bag.
It's totally in your pants.

593
00:34:24,845 --> 00:34:26,279
Hold it in there.
Just trap it.

594
00:34:26,879 --> 00:34:29,578
<b><font face="Rockwell">BENNY:</font></b> Drop it. He'll take it.
Don't give him a fright.

595
00:34:30,147 --> 00:34:32,644
- Stand up slow.
- I am, I am.

596
00:34:32,646 --> 00:34:34,943
- He's moving.
- Shh, shh, shh.

597
00:34:34,945 --> 00:34:37,376
Ow. Ow. Goddamn.

598
00:34:37,378 --> 00:34:39,710
<b><font face="Rockwell">(YELLS)</font></b>

599
00:34:39,712 --> 00:34:42,378
- D.C.
- Oh, we got it!

600
00:34:42,380 --> 00:34:44,312
- Yeah, baby!
- Nice job, Benny.

601
00:34:44,314 --> 00:34:45,511
Don't let it out.

602
00:34:45,513 --> 00:34:48,444
- <b><font face="Rockwell">BOOGIE:</font></b> Okay.
- No peeking. You peeking?

603
00:34:48,446 --> 00:34:50,512
- No, they're closed.
- Keep 'em closed.

604
00:34:50,514 --> 00:34:54,146
All right, and... voilà!

605
00:34:54,148 --> 00:34:56,648
Kiddieland!

606
00:34:58,346 --> 00:35:00,680
Oh! Um...

607
00:35:03,248 --> 00:35:05,613
It's not exactly how I saw it.

608
00:35:05,615 --> 00:35:07,848
Are you kidding?
It's fantastic.

609
00:35:08,547 --> 00:35:11,312
- Oh, my God! Don't touch it.
- Sorry.

610
00:35:11,314 --> 00:35:12,514
Dad.

611
00:35:14,113 --> 00:35:15,615
Lookee here.

612
00:35:16,548 --> 00:35:18,713
<b><font face="Rockwell">BOOGIE:</font></b> Where did you
find all this?

613
00:35:18,715 --> 00:35:21,279
<b><font face="Rockwell">D.C.:</font></b> Well, I bought some
and caught some.

614
00:35:21,281 --> 00:35:24,614
- That's really dangerous.
- No, no, he's in full control.

615
00:35:24,616 --> 00:35:26,015
He's in control.

616
00:35:27,414 --> 00:35:28,814
All right.

617
00:35:31,082 --> 00:35:32,183
Children...

618
00:35:32,648 --> 00:35:37,148
Boogie. Hey.
You wanna hold one?

619
00:35:37,150 --> 00:35:38,580
I'm fine, thanks.

620
00:35:38,582 --> 00:35:40,817
He sure has a way
with kids, don't he?

621
00:35:46,282 --> 00:35:47,914
<b><font face="Rockwell">(RINGING TONE)</font></b>

622
00:35:47,916 --> 00:35:50,580
Channel 7 News.
You're speaking to Mia.

623
00:35:50,582 --> 00:35:51,980
I'm looking to buy a merkin.

624
00:35:51,982 --> 00:35:54,149
It's one of them wigs
for your vagina.

625
00:35:54,749 --> 00:35:57,613
Benny. I'm at work.

626
00:35:57,615 --> 00:35:59,180
<b><font face="Rockwell">(CHUCKLES)</font></b>

627
00:35:59,182 --> 00:36:01,513
- <i>Hey, hey! Ho, ho!</i>
- Oh, here it is, here it is.

628
00:36:01,515 --> 00:36:03,114
<i>Action Point has got...</i>

629
00:36:03,116 --> 00:36:06,950
- <i>You look like Sean Connery.</i>
- Thanks, baby. You're so sweet.

630
00:36:08,249 --> 00:36:11,481
Oh, shit. Here comes
my dickhead boss. I gotta go.

631
00:36:11,483 --> 00:36:13,717
- Big hugs.
- Bye. Bye.

632
00:36:14,649 --> 00:36:16,483
<b><font face="Rockwell">BOY:</font></b> Watch out!

633
00:36:22,383 --> 00:36:24,015
Look at those two nestlecocks.

634
00:36:24,017 --> 00:36:27,382
That's like the tenth 7 Parks
T-shirt I've seen this week.

635
00:36:27,384 --> 00:36:29,683
Who's shitting
down whose chimney now?

636
00:36:29,685 --> 00:36:31,083
Wait a second.

637
00:36:31,085 --> 00:36:33,850
Damn it, Benny.
That's my bottle.

638
00:36:35,917 --> 00:36:37,184
I'm sorry.

639
00:36:39,018 --> 00:36:42,720
Mmm, there. Hit it
at the bottom of the ball.

640
00:36:44,216 --> 00:36:45,751
Really pop...

641
00:36:47,218 --> 00:36:48,582
<b><font face="Rockwell">(LAUGHS)</font></b>

642
00:36:48,584 --> 00:36:51,016
<b><font face="Rockwell">(PHONE RINGS)</font></b>

643
00:36:51,018 --> 00:36:53,652
- Are you Okay?
- I'm good.

644
00:36:56,352 --> 00:36:58,216
<b><font face="Rockwell">(D.C. GROANS)</font></b>

645
00:36:58,218 --> 00:37:00,551
- Hello?
- <b><font face="Rockwell">BOOGIE:</font></b> <i>Hey, Dad.</i>

646
00:37:00,553 --> 00:37:03,483
Oh, hey, Boogie.
How's the wedding?

647
00:37:03,485 --> 00:37:06,483
<i>Oh, it's beautiful. It's on the lake.
It's so pretty.</i>

648
00:37:06,485 --> 00:37:08,850
Oh, sounds absolutely lovely.

649
00:37:08,852 --> 00:37:12,351
- <i>So, did you guys go out?</i>
- No, haven't left the den.

650
00:37:12,353 --> 00:37:15,550
Just telling Rudie about
the old times in Action Point.

651
00:37:15,552 --> 00:37:17,550
- <i>Dad.</i>
- Oh, she's fine.

652
00:37:17,552 --> 00:37:19,817
She's never been so safe
in her whole life.

653
00:37:19,819 --> 00:37:21,650
Duct-taped her to the couch.

654
00:37:21,652 --> 00:37:24,118
<i>Okay, Dad, we're about to leave,
so I will see you soon, Okay?</i>

655
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:28,019
All right. Well, bring us
some cake. Talk soon.

656
00:37:29,019 --> 00:37:31,550
Mom doesn't like you
talking about Action Point?

657
00:37:31,552 --> 00:37:33,817
<b><font face="Rockwell">OLD D.C.:</font></b>
<i>Nah, she loved Action Point.</i>

658
00:37:33,819 --> 00:37:36,585
<i>But the irony is
it was her idea</i>

659
00:37:36,587 --> 00:37:38,118
<i>that got the park shut down.</i>

660
00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:41,017
<i>Yeah, Knoblach got word
of the petting zoo,</i>

661
00:37:41,019 --> 00:37:43,717
<i>so he sicced
the state inspectors on us.</i>

662
00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:46,152
I'm sorry. You do not have
a permit for a petting zoo.

663
00:37:46,154 --> 00:37:49,285
It's not a petting zoo.
It's an animal refuge.

664
00:37:49,287 --> 00:37:53,821
Raccoons, crocodiles, snakes.
They are not protected animals.

665
00:37:54,654 --> 00:37:57,153
I have to close you down.

666
00:37:57,155 --> 00:37:59,189
- The entire park?
- Yep.

667
00:38:00,854 --> 00:38:03,922
This is an outrage.
An outrage!

668
00:38:05,355 --> 00:38:07,087
Shit!

669
00:38:07,089 --> 00:38:10,522
That's it. We're closed down.

670
00:38:32,722 --> 00:38:37,719
All right. We'll have this place
back up and running in no time.

671
00:38:37,721 --> 00:38:40,487
Keep moving,
you magnificent sons of bitches.

672
00:38:40,489 --> 00:38:43,754
Yo. Got your, uh, supplies.

673
00:38:43,756 --> 00:38:45,321
Well, let's do it.

674
00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:47,953
<b><font face="Rockwell">OLD D.C.:</font></b> <i>So we patched
a few holes around the park</i>

675
00:38:47,955 --> 00:38:51,623
<i>and hatched a plan to capture
my neighbor, the boozy bear.</i>

676
00:39:02,023 --> 00:39:04,724
<b><font face="Rockwell">(WHISPERS)</font></b> That a boy.
That a boy.

677
00:39:11,558 --> 00:39:13,791
<b><font face="Rockwell">(WHISPERING)</font></b>

678
00:39:16,524 --> 00:39:18,057
Shh, shh, shh, shh.

679
00:39:20,391 --> 00:39:24,359
- We got him. We got him.
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(CHEERING)</font></b>

680
00:39:25,856 --> 00:39:27,790
Good bear. Good boy.

681
00:39:27,792 --> 00:39:29,892
<b><font face="Rockwell">BENNY:</font></b>
D.C., I think he's drunk.

682
00:39:32,157 --> 00:39:35,023
<b><font face="Rockwell">D.C.:</font></b> "Oh, let me get the door
for you, boss.

683
00:39:35,025 --> 00:39:38,522
Oh, oh, boss, boss,
your forgot your briefcase."

684
00:39:38,524 --> 00:39:40,656
Poor old Ron.

685
00:39:40,658 --> 00:39:43,322
If I ordered a whole truckload
of pompous pricks

686
00:39:43,324 --> 00:39:46,757
and they only sent Knoblach,
I'd pay for the shipment.

687
00:39:46,759 --> 00:39:51,156
Hey, welcome back, boys.
Good to see you.

688
00:39:51,158 --> 00:39:52,390
- Ron.
- D.C.

689
00:39:52,392 --> 00:39:55,392
Lobcock,
my bossy little bottom.

690
00:39:57,124 --> 00:39:59,258
The mayor himself
asked me to attend,

691
00:39:59,260 --> 00:40:01,857
make sure the good people
of the city are kept safe.

692
00:40:01,859 --> 00:40:03,357
Oh, Okay.

693
00:40:03,359 --> 00:40:05,391
Kind of like how he's safely
tucked up the mayor's ass?

694
00:40:05,393 --> 00:40:08,657
- Uh-huh.
- All right, this way, fellas.

695
00:40:08,659 --> 00:40:10,658
- Morning.
- Morning.

696
00:40:10,660 --> 00:40:12,390
Show you around
the new, improved,

697
00:40:12,392 --> 00:40:14,726
safe and up-to-code
Action Point.

698
00:40:19,492 --> 00:40:21,792
Well, I still see a petting zoo.

699
00:40:21,794 --> 00:40:23,661
Killer, if you will.

700
00:40:29,661 --> 00:40:31,892
<b><font face="Rockwell">(ROARS)</font></b>

701
00:40:31,894 --> 00:40:33,292
You have a bear?

702
00:40:33,294 --> 00:40:35,058
<b><font face="Rockwell">RODNEY:</font></b> Yes, sir.
A genuine brown bear.

703
00:40:35,060 --> 00:40:37,826
Which falls under
the protected class of animals.

704
00:40:41,695 --> 00:40:44,658
<b><font face="Rockwell">KNOBLACH:</font></b> Half your park gets
shut down over safety concerns,

705
00:40:44,660 --> 00:40:48,060
and you think a loop-dee-loop
will pass inspection?

706
00:40:48,062 --> 00:40:50,092
I don't know.
Is there anything on the books

707
00:40:50,094 --> 00:40:53,026
prohibiting
a 360-degree loop-dee-loop?

708
00:40:53,028 --> 00:40:55,391
- I think it's inventive.
- This is bullshit!

709
00:40:55,393 --> 00:40:58,428
This can't be legal.
This is not safe.

710
00:41:00,629 --> 00:41:03,028
<b><font face="Rockwell">(LAUGHTER)</font></b>

711
00:41:03,628 --> 00:41:06,459
Oh, poor Stopcock.
Him's got wet.

712
00:41:06,461 --> 00:41:08,192
<b><font face="Rockwell">(LAUGHS)</font></b>

713
00:41:08,194 --> 00:41:11,460
By the way, you shit waffle,
guess what? We're here to stay.

714
00:41:11,462 --> 00:41:14,359
I ain't leaving this park
for you or anybody!

715
00:41:14,361 --> 00:41:18,195
<b><font face="Rockwell">(IMITATES KNOBLACH)</font></b> "It's not safe."
Oh, did you see his face?

716
00:41:23,330 --> 00:41:25,329
My friends.

717
00:41:26,196 --> 00:41:28,895
Do you guys know
what time it is?

718
00:41:28,897 --> 00:41:31,130
<b><font face="Rockwell">(CHEERING)</font></b>

719
00:41:31,896 --> 00:41:35,130
One, two, three.

720
00:41:46,597 --> 00:41:48,995
Hey, D.C.

721
00:41:48,997 --> 00:41:52,795
What? Oh, what are you
sulking about?

722
00:41:52,797 --> 00:41:56,530
I just got off the phone with
our loan officer at the bank.

723
00:42:03,596 --> 00:42:04,761
And?

724
00:42:04,763 --> 00:42:06,395
They're calling
the rest of the loan.

725
00:42:06,397 --> 00:42:09,796
We owe them the remainder and
he called it a balloon payment.

726
00:42:09,798 --> 00:42:13,395
A what? Can they even do that?

727
00:42:13,397 --> 00:42:15,195
They just did it.

728
00:42:15,197 --> 00:42:18,098
How much time do we got?

729
00:42:18,831 --> 00:42:20,497
Ten business days.

730
00:42:22,531 --> 00:42:25,130
Fucking Knoblach
and his buddies at the bank.

731
00:42:27,398 --> 00:42:30,264
We're gonna have to make
a real push here. I mean...

732
00:42:30,266 --> 00:42:33,263
We're already getting all the locals.
Everyone knows about us.

733
00:42:33,265 --> 00:42:35,363
Everyone in town knows about us,

734
00:42:35,365 --> 00:42:38,563
but we're gonna have to start pulling
'em in from other parts of the state.

735
00:42:38,565 --> 00:42:42,731
But don't worry,
I got this, all right?

736
00:42:42,733 --> 00:42:44,966
It's gonna be fine.

737
00:42:45,466 --> 00:42:47,230
Shit.

738
00:42:47,232 --> 00:42:48,829
- Ow!
- <b><font face="Rockwell">BOOGIE:</font></b> Shit!

739
00:42:48,831 --> 00:42:51,699
Damn it! Fix that, Rodney.

740
00:42:52,499 --> 00:42:55,563
<b><font face="Rockwell">OLD D.C.:</font></b> <i>Once again a blow
to the head gave me clarity</i>

741
00:42:55,565 --> 00:42:57,563
<i>where there was once none.</i>

742
00:42:57,565 --> 00:42:59,764
<i>I had an idea.</i>

743
00:42:59,766 --> 00:43:00,930
<b><font face="Rockwell">(♫ ROCK SONG PLAYING ♫)</font></b>

744
00:43:00,932 --> 00:43:03,001
Action Point commercial.
Take one.

745
00:43:03,700 --> 00:43:07,264
All right, everyone in the
go-karts, let's haul some ass.

746
00:43:07,266 --> 00:43:08,764
Action!

747
00:43:08,766 --> 00:43:10,965
Race like a pro at Action Point.

748
00:43:10,967 --> 00:43:13,397
- <b><font face="Rockwell">ANNIE:</font></b> This time try not to sound like a little bitch.
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(THUMPS)</font></b>

749
00:43:13,399 --> 00:43:14,698
Ow!

750
00:43:14,700 --> 00:43:16,332
Action!

751
00:43:16,334 --> 00:43:19,433
Action Point is the greatest
place to bring your kids.

752
00:43:20,933 --> 00:43:22,864
Oh, Jesus.

753
00:43:22,866 --> 00:43:24,666
Oh, my goodness.

754
00:43:24,668 --> 00:43:28,165
- Great job, Gerber.
- Do not look over there, Okay?

755
00:43:28,167 --> 00:43:30,100
You're not gonna tell Mommy
about this, Okay?

756
00:43:30,102 --> 00:43:33,833
Are you ready, Rodney? 'Cause
he's already had a 12-pack today.

757
00:43:33,835 --> 00:43:35,302
He's getting a little grumpy.

758
00:43:36,634 --> 00:43:40,033
These are the greatest rides
in the whole world.

759
00:43:40,035 --> 00:43:41,966
Whoo-hoo!

760
00:43:41,968 --> 00:43:44,465
I love this place.

761
00:43:44,467 --> 00:43:46,501
Hit it.

762
00:43:50,500 --> 00:43:53,000
<b><font face="Rockwell">(LAUGHS)</font></b> Attaboy.

763
00:43:53,002 --> 00:43:56,300
Okay. Can we get in
closer together?

764
00:43:56,302 --> 00:43:59,200
<b><font face="Rockwell">ALL:</font></b> We love Action Point!

765
00:43:59,202 --> 00:44:02,067
- Glasses.
- Glasses? Okay, right.

766
00:44:02,069 --> 00:44:04,469
- Rodney!
- Shut up. He's gonna do it.

767
00:44:05,668 --> 00:44:07,934
<b><font face="Rockwell">(CHEERING)</font></b>

768
00:44:07,936 --> 00:44:09,637
<b><font face="Rockwell">(♫ SONG CONTINUES ♫)</font></b>

769
00:44:12,135 --> 00:44:15,669
<b><font face="Rockwell">D.C.:</font></b> Way to go, Rodney!
Can he swim?

770
00:44:16,469 --> 00:44:18,335
<b><font face="Rockwell">MIA:</font></b>
That key is for the back door.

771
00:44:18,337 --> 00:44:20,866
The room you wanna get into
is that window right there.

772
00:44:20,868 --> 00:44:23,069
- All right.
- Got it.

773
00:44:23,870 --> 00:44:25,937
- Wish me luck.
- Good luck.

774
00:44:27,670 --> 00:44:29,904
See you, Siouxie Sioux.

775
00:44:31,736 --> 00:44:33,970
- Psst. D.C.
- What?

776
00:44:37,202 --> 00:44:40,269
- Maybe I should do this.
- Why?

777
00:44:40,271 --> 00:44:41,936
First of all,

778
00:44:41,938 --> 00:44:43,902
you don't need to be getting
arrested in front of Boogie.

779
00:44:43,904 --> 00:44:46,669
Second of all?
Mia's watching.

780
00:44:46,671 --> 00:44:49,671
And it turns her on
when I butch it up.

781
00:44:51,371 --> 00:44:54,938
Okay, buddy.
But don't fuck this up, Okay?

782
00:44:55,603 --> 00:44:58,705
You gotta get in there fast
and locate the room.

783
00:45:00,638 --> 00:45:02,868
And when you find it,

784
00:45:02,870 --> 00:45:06,537
do the old Texas switch
with our commercial, all right?

785
00:45:06,539 --> 00:45:08,572
- Yeah.
- Okay.

786
00:45:10,639 --> 00:45:13,505
This is the key. Look.
This is the key.

787
00:45:15,504 --> 00:45:18,904
Most of all, Benny,
stay focused.

788
00:45:19,538 --> 00:45:22,705
- I won't let you down, D.C.
- Okay.

789
00:45:25,205 --> 00:45:26,373
<b><font face="Rockwell">(SIGHS)</font></b>

790
00:45:26,705 --> 00:45:29,173
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(KEYS CLATTER)</font></b>
- You dropped the keys.

791
00:45:30,739 --> 00:45:32,972
Sorry.

792
00:45:36,539 --> 00:45:38,973
<b><font face="Rockwell">D.C.:</font></b> There goes a brave man.

793
00:45:39,573 --> 00:45:40,674
<b><font face="Rockwell">(SIOUXIE WHINES)</font></b>

794
00:45:42,373 --> 00:45:45,137
- <b><font face="Rockwell">D.C.:</font></b> Jesus Christ.
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(SIOUXIE WHINES)</font></b>

795
00:45:45,139 --> 00:45:48,606
Easy, Siouxie Sioux.
He'll be back.

796
00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:51,737
Studio Three...

797
00:45:51,739 --> 00:45:54,040
<b><font face="Rockwell">(♫ JOHNNY PAYCHECK: "I'M THE ONLY HELL
(MY MAMA EVER RAISED)" ♫)</font></b>

798
00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:57,140
Studio Three.

799
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:05,871
Go on.

800
00:46:05,873 --> 00:46:08,673
<b><font face="Rockwell">(♫ SONG CONTINUES ♫)</font></b>

801
00:46:31,941 --> 00:46:34,207
He's totally got this.

802
00:46:34,209 --> 00:46:36,107
<b><font face="Rockwell">(♫ SONG CONTINUES ♫)</font></b>

803
00:46:36,109 --> 00:46:39,273
Oh, shit. Get down.

804
00:46:39,275 --> 00:46:41,206
Shit. Get down.

805
00:46:41,208 --> 00:46:44,406
- Who is that?
- <b><font face="Rockwell">MIA:</font></b> Oh, shit.

806
00:46:44,408 --> 00:46:46,375
That's Lyle, our anchorman.

807
00:46:47,208 --> 00:46:50,240
And our drunken weathergirl,
Margie.

808
00:46:50,242 --> 00:46:52,610
Get down.
Hey, Siouxie Sioux, lay down.

809
00:46:55,643 --> 00:46:57,677
<b><font face="Rockwell">(DOOR CLOSES)</font></b>

810
00:46:58,975 --> 00:47:01,209
<b><font face="Rockwell">(♫ SONG CONTINUES ♫)</font></b>

811
00:47:37,343 --> 00:47:38,375
<b><font face="Rockwell">(SONG ENDS)</font></b>

812
00:47:38,377 --> 00:47:39,808
<b><font face="Rockwell">(BOTH MOANING)</font></b>

813
00:47:39,810 --> 00:47:42,076
<b><font face="Rockwell">(YELLS)</font></b>

814
00:47:42,078 --> 00:47:44,209
<b><font face="Rockwell">(MARGIE SCREAMS)</font></b>

815
00:47:44,211 --> 00:47:45,809
Shit.

816
00:47:45,811 --> 00:47:48,411
<b><font face="Rockwell">(SCREAMING CONTINUES)</font></b>

817
00:47:50,310 --> 00:47:52,409
God. Jesus.

818
00:47:52,411 --> 00:47:54,975
<b><font face="Rockwell">(ENGINE SPUTTERS, STARTS)</font></b>

819
00:47:54,977 --> 00:47:57,843
<b><font face="Rockwell">BOOGIE:</font></b> There he is.
There he is. Go, go, go, go, go.

820
00:47:57,845 --> 00:48:02,909
- <b><font face="Rockwell">D.C.:</font></b> Oh! Come on, Benny!
- Go, go, go, go! Go, go, go!

821
00:48:02,911 --> 00:48:04,878
<b><font face="Rockwell">D.C.:</font></b> Come on.

822
00:48:06,244 --> 00:48:08,479
Go, go, go!

823
00:48:10,979 --> 00:48:12,878
Siouxie, no!

824
00:48:15,212 --> 00:48:18,445
<i>Schlitz Light, the beer that has
less calories, is less filling...</i>

825
00:48:18,447 --> 00:48:20,810
Rodney, when's this shit
coming on, man?

826
00:48:20,812 --> 00:48:23,410
Here it comes. Here it comes.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

827
00:48:23,412 --> 00:48:24,845
<b><font face="Rockwell">ALL:</font></b> <b><font face="Rockwell">(SHOUTING)</font></b>
<i>Action Point!</i>

828
00:48:26,813 --> 00:48:29,546
<i>Race like a pro
at Action Point.</i>

829
00:48:32,879 --> 00:48:36,147
<i>These are the greatest rides
in the whole world.</i>

830
00:48:36,813 --> 00:48:39,611
<i>Come to Action Point
and get a free season's pass</i>

831
00:48:39,613 --> 00:48:41,012
<i>with the price of admission.</i>

832
00:48:41,014 --> 00:48:42,079
<b><font face="Rockwell">(MAN CHOKING)</font></b>

833
00:48:42,081 --> 00:48:44,511
- <i>Cheers!</i>
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(ROARS)</font></b>

834
00:48:44,513 --> 00:48:47,279
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(COUGHING)</font></b>
- Shut up!

835
00:48:47,281 --> 00:48:49,945
<b><font face="Rockwell">ALL:</font></b> <i>We love Action Point!</i>

836
00:48:49,947 --> 00:48:52,180
<b><font face="Rockwell">(ALL CHEERS)</font></b>

837
00:48:52,847 --> 00:48:54,610
Son of a...

838
00:48:54,612 --> 00:48:57,848
<b><font face="Rockwell">(♫ NICK LOWE: "SO IT GOES" ♫)</font></b>

839
00:49:09,715 --> 00:49:10,682
Come on.

840
00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:17,447
<b><font face="Rockwell">D.C.:</font></b> Welcome to Action Point.

841
00:49:20,481 --> 00:49:23,382
<b><font face="Rockwell">(♫ SONG CONTINUES ♫)</font></b>

842
00:49:40,248 --> 00:49:41,681
<b><font face="Rockwell">(SONG FADES)</font></b>

843
00:49:41,683 --> 00:49:44,347
- I can't do this.
- Yeah. Yeah, you can.

844
00:49:44,349 --> 00:49:47,448
You want that car or not?
Come on, be a man.

845
00:49:47,450 --> 00:49:50,214
- Are you a Knoblach or not?
- Knoblach.

846
00:49:50,216 --> 00:49:51,947
Go the extra mile.

847
00:49:51,949 --> 00:49:54,350
<b><font face="Rockwell">(SCREAMS)</font></b>

848
00:49:57,816 --> 00:50:00,849
- I hope he gets hurt.
- Totally.

849
00:50:03,284 --> 00:50:06,349
It's so sore. It's so sore.

850
00:50:06,351 --> 00:50:09,247
- Does it hurt?
- It hurts. Obviously it hurts.

851
00:50:09,249 --> 00:50:10,582
- Jesus.
- Right there?

852
00:50:10,584 --> 00:50:12,817
No! Don't touch it.

853
00:50:13,550 --> 00:50:15,315
- God.
- This way.

854
00:50:15,317 --> 00:50:17,550
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

855
00:50:18,783 --> 00:50:20,716
You gotta learn
to hold on, Trav,

856
00:50:20,718 --> 00:50:24,283
or you're gonna keep
falling off all the rides.

857
00:50:24,285 --> 00:50:26,518
Go away.

858
00:50:33,585 --> 00:50:36,352
- Oh, shit.
- Dude. Lumpy, Jesus.

859
00:50:37,050 --> 00:50:38,682
Gotta go. It's time to go.

860
00:50:38,684 --> 00:50:42,848
All right, see you tomorrow,
you drunk bastards.

861
00:50:42,850 --> 00:50:46,482
- Today was insane.
- Crazy.

862
00:50:46,484 --> 00:50:50,017
We're actually gonna make it. By about
noon Monday, that loan is paid off.

863
00:50:50,019 --> 00:50:51,285
Hah!

864
00:50:52,419 --> 00:50:56,351
- Long live Action Point.
- <b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b> D'shawn Chico Carver?

865
00:50:56,353 --> 00:50:57,886
Who?

866
00:50:58,886 --> 00:51:01,986
- D'shawn Chico Carver.
- I'm D.C.

867
00:51:04,118 --> 00:51:07,016
- Who are you?
- Joel Green.

868
00:51:07,018 --> 00:51:09,852
Joel Green and Associates.

869
00:51:10,853 --> 00:51:13,719
<b><font face="Rockwell">D.C.:</font></b> All right, why don't you
give me a minute?

870
00:51:16,886 --> 00:51:20,117
I am serving you with papers.

871
00:51:20,119 --> 00:51:23,485
You are being sued for running a
reckless and dangerous establishment

872
00:51:23,487 --> 00:51:25,384
by one Gregory Knoblach.

873
00:51:25,386 --> 00:51:26,783
I believe his son was injured

874
00:51:26,785 --> 00:51:29,352
on one of your rides
just this morning.

875
00:51:29,953 --> 00:51:33,820
Damn, Joel,
you got here awfully quick.

876
00:51:35,054 --> 00:51:37,150
Smell a rat.

877
00:51:37,152 --> 00:51:40,219
Well, you're welcome to prove
those allegations in court.

878
00:51:40,221 --> 00:51:44,051
Also be advised my client is
willing to hear settlement offers.

879
00:51:44,053 --> 00:51:45,887
Here's my card.

880
00:51:47,488 --> 00:51:49,721
Think it over, huh?

881
00:52:01,822 --> 00:52:04,885
- How much did he want?
- Two million dollars.

882
00:52:04,887 --> 00:52:07,852
And I knew this was just the tip
of the tort iceberg

883
00:52:07,854 --> 00:52:09,986
and there'd be
more claims and lawsuits

884
00:52:09,988 --> 00:52:12,418
and jackhole attorneys
coming around.

885
00:52:12,420 --> 00:52:13,687
So what'd you do?

886
00:52:16,521 --> 00:52:18,121
Whoo!

887
00:52:18,123 --> 00:52:21,252
<b><font face="Rockwell">OLD D.C.:</font></b> <i>Well, Papaw still
had some screwing up to do.</i>

888
00:52:21,254 --> 00:52:25,554
<b><font face="Rockwell">(♫ THE CLASH PLAYING
THROUGH HEADPHONES ♫)</font></b>

889
00:52:33,190 --> 00:52:35,124
<b><font face="Rockwell">(♫ SONG CONTINUES, FAINTLY ♫)</font></b>

890
00:52:46,790 --> 00:52:49,187
- Hey, Dad, you ready to go?
- One second, baby. Sorry.

891
00:52:49,189 --> 00:52:52,490
I'm just... I gotta
figure this stuff out or...

892
00:52:53,591 --> 00:52:55,521
But I thought tonight
we were gonna...

893
00:52:55,523 --> 00:52:59,991
Baby, I'm sorry.
I got a lot.

894
00:53:02,589 --> 00:53:05,024
Is that a new look for you?

895
00:53:05,825 --> 00:53:10,322
Yeah. Yeah, just...
I'm just trying it out.

896
00:53:10,324 --> 00:53:12,557
Right.

897
00:53:24,323 --> 00:53:26,557
<b><font face="Rockwell">D.C.:</font></b> Shit.

898
00:53:31,523 --> 00:53:33,458
<b><font face="Rockwell">(SNORES)</font></b>

899
00:53:39,991 --> 00:53:42,222
- <b><font face="Rockwell">PETE:</font></b> Where is she?
- <b><font face="Rockwell">ANNIE:</font></b> Hey!

900
00:53:42,224 --> 00:53:44,323
- <b><font face="Rockwell">PETE:</font></b> Boogie!
- <b><font face="Rockwell">ANNIE:</font></b> Boogie!

901
00:53:44,325 --> 00:53:46,723
- <b><font face="Rockwell">PETE:</font></b> Whoo-whoo!
- <b><font face="Rockwell">ANNIE:</font></b> Hey, Boogie!

902
00:53:46,725 --> 00:53:48,757
Get in, get in, get in!

903
00:53:48,759 --> 00:53:51,090
<b><font face="Rockwell">PETE:</font></b> Come on, Boogie,
let's go.

904
00:53:51,092 --> 00:53:53,925
- <b><font face="Rockwell">STIV:</font></b> Boogie!
- <b><font face="Rockwell">ZIFFEL:</font></b> All right!

905
00:53:53,927 --> 00:53:56,323
- Whoo!
- <b><font face="Rockwell">ANNIE:</font></b> Let's go!

906
00:53:56,325 --> 00:53:58,559
<b><font face="Rockwell">PETE:</font></b> Yeah!

907
00:54:01,226 --> 00:54:03,224
<b><font face="Rockwell">ZIFFEL:</font></b>
This is my security device.

908
00:54:03,226 --> 00:54:04,757
<b><font face="Rockwell">(RADIO TUNING)</font></b>

909
00:54:04,759 --> 00:54:08,223
- Can I have a beer, please?
- <b><font face="Rockwell">PETE:</font></b> Yeah, beer me, beer me.

910
00:54:08,225 --> 00:54:10,259
- <b><font face="Rockwell">ZIFFEL:</font></b> Beer, please.
- Hey, can I have one?

911
00:54:11,194 --> 00:54:12,925
I don't know, Boogie.

912
00:54:12,927 --> 00:54:15,527
<b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b> <b><font face="Rockwell">(ON RADIO)</font></b> <i>...less calories, is
less filling and yet has great taste.</i>

913
00:54:16,561 --> 00:54:17,795
One.

914
00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:20,994
Okay.

915
00:54:25,126 --> 00:54:27,624
- <b><font face="Rockwell">PETE:</font></b> Oh!
- Here we go. Attagirl.

916
00:54:27,626 --> 00:54:31,826
<b><font face="Rockwell">(♫ THE DAMNED:
"SMASH IT UP, PART 2" ♫)</font></b>

917
00:54:31,828 --> 00:54:34,295
- Cheers.
- <b><font face="Rockwell">ALL:</font></b> Yeah!

918
00:55:00,428 --> 00:55:01,395
<b><font face="Rockwell">(SONG STOPS)</font></b>

919
00:55:02,361 --> 00:55:04,528
<b><font face="Rockwell">PETE:</font></b> What the f...

920
00:55:05,062 --> 00:55:08,159
<b><font face="Rockwell">TRAVIS:</font></b> Ha-ha-ha.
It's the Action Point pussies.

921
00:55:08,161 --> 00:55:10,594
Hey, just give 'em back,
all right, man?

922
00:55:10,596 --> 00:55:12,792
Take 'em.

923
00:55:12,794 --> 00:55:16,127
Seriously. Um... Okay.

924
00:55:16,129 --> 00:55:18,093
- <b><font face="Rockwell">BOBO:</font></b> Yeah? You want 'em?
- Yeah.

925
00:55:18,095 --> 00:55:20,461
Fuck off.

926
00:55:20,463 --> 00:55:22,827
Circus freaks.

927
00:55:22,829 --> 00:55:24,627
Watch your...

928
00:55:24,629 --> 00:55:28,060
Annie, no, it's cool. What are you doing?
Let go of her.

929
00:55:28,062 --> 00:55:30,794
You gonna fucking push me,
asshole? Hit me.

930
00:55:30,796 --> 00:55:33,762
- Come on, hit me, asshole.
- Travis, get him.

931
00:55:33,764 --> 00:55:36,096
- Get off!
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(SIREN WAILS)</font></b>

932
00:55:37,795 --> 00:55:39,895
- Hey, let's go!
- Right, let's break it up!

933
00:55:39,897 --> 00:55:44,160
Get your hands on the hood now.
Get over here.

934
00:55:44,162 --> 00:55:47,428
- Do you know who my dad is?
- Hands on the hood.

935
00:55:47,430 --> 00:55:49,228
<b><font face="Rockwell">COP:</font></b> Out of the car, now.

936
00:55:49,230 --> 00:55:50,764
<b><font face="Rockwell">COP #2:</font></b> Get over here. Let me
see your hands on the hood.

937
00:55:53,297 --> 00:55:57,330
You're such a fucking
disappointment. Look at me.

938
00:55:58,731 --> 00:56:01,064
- D.C.
- Wilhoit.

939
00:56:03,931 --> 00:56:06,097
You're free.

940
00:56:06,930 --> 00:56:09,164
They sure grow up fast.

941
00:56:13,798 --> 00:56:15,365
Sneak out on me, huh?

942
00:56:16,831 --> 00:56:19,962
- What do you care?
- Excuse me?

943
00:56:19,964 --> 00:56:23,029
You're always so busy
with your precious park.

944
00:56:23,031 --> 00:56:24,695
Always so distracted.

945
00:56:24,697 --> 00:56:27,564
I mean, you can't even do
one single thing that I like.

946
00:56:27,566 --> 00:56:30,929
That's not true.
I enjoy doing things you like.

947
00:56:30,931 --> 00:56:33,966
Except going
to the Clash concert, right?

948
00:56:35,966 --> 00:56:38,033
Shit. Did I...

949
00:56:41,332 --> 00:56:42,965
I'm sorry, Boogie.

950
00:56:45,132 --> 00:56:47,966
You sorry that you never come
to New York?

951
00:56:49,932 --> 00:56:52,367
Kind of think
you're only so sorry.

952
00:56:55,300 --> 00:56:57,164
Which is fine,

953
00:56:57,166 --> 00:57:00,867
because the podiatrist
wants to be my guardian.

954
00:57:03,366 --> 00:57:06,132
All you gotta do
is sign the papers.

955
00:57:06,599 --> 00:57:11,164
What? What...
What are you talking about?

956
00:57:11,166 --> 00:57:15,931
Do you think I'm gonna let some
short-timer boyfriend of your mother's

957
00:57:15,933 --> 00:57:18,198
become your guardian?

958
00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:21,265
They've been together
for four years, Dad.

959
00:57:21,267 --> 00:57:27,331
He is a positive m...
male influ... influence.

960
00:57:27,333 --> 00:57:28,898
<b><font face="Rockwell">(VOMITS)</font></b>

961
00:57:28,900 --> 00:57:31,298
- Baby.
- Get off me.

962
00:57:31,300 --> 00:57:33,367
It's Okay.

963
00:57:33,369 --> 00:57:35,102
<b><font face="Rockwell">(COUGHS, VOMITS)</font></b>

964
00:57:35,468 --> 00:57:37,502
Jesus. It's all right.

965
00:57:41,268 --> 00:57:43,602
<b><font face="Rockwell">PETE:</font></b> What the hell are you
guys calling this thing?

966
00:57:43,834 --> 00:57:45,432
A trebo what?

967
00:57:45,434 --> 00:57:47,734
<b><font face="Rockwell">BENNY:</font></b> A trebuchet.
It was used to besiege castles.

968
00:57:47,736 --> 00:57:51,867
Personally I prefer a small bomb the
French invented called a petard.

969
00:57:51,869 --> 00:57:53,766
"Petard" is the French word
for "fart."

970
00:57:53,768 --> 00:57:57,468
<b><font face="Rockwell">D.C.:</font></b> It's a catapult. It's gonna
get everybody talking again.

971
00:57:57,470 --> 00:58:00,599
- 7 Parks ain't got this.
- D.C., this is fucked, Okay?

972
00:58:00,601 --> 00:58:04,400
I mean, this is gonna be tricky
at best. That pool's tiny.

973
00:58:04,402 --> 00:58:06,632
It's the worst idea
for an attraction.

974
00:58:06,634 --> 00:58:07,899
It's not an attraction.

975
00:58:07,901 --> 00:58:09,467
It's a stunt we can charge
admission for.

976
00:58:09,469 --> 00:58:13,101
We're gonna make a bundle.
Let's see what this baby can do.

977
00:58:13,103 --> 00:58:15,166
<b><font face="Rockwell">(INSECT BUZZES)</font></b>

978
00:58:15,168 --> 00:58:17,536
<b><font face="Rockwell">D.C.:</font></b> You guys
ready down there?

979
00:58:19,736 --> 00:58:21,967
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(INSECT BUZZES)</font></b>
- <b><font face="Rockwell">PETE:</font></b> Oh, shit!

980
00:58:21,969 --> 00:58:24,470
- <b><font face="Rockwell">D.C.:</font></b> Whoa! Wrong way!
- <b><font face="Rockwell">PETE:</font></b> Shit.

981
00:58:27,370 --> 00:58:29,405
Oh, shit.

982
00:58:30,270 --> 00:58:32,937
- <b><font face="Rockwell">ANNIE:</font></b> Come on!
- Shit, shit.

983
00:58:36,003 --> 00:58:38,401
Fuck. Fuck. Oh, shit.

984
00:58:38,403 --> 00:58:40,801
- He's all right. He's Okay.
- <b><font face="Rockwell">PETE:</font></b> Oh, my God.

985
00:58:40,803 --> 00:58:43,135
<b><font face="Rockwell">(GROANS)</font></b>

986
00:58:43,137 --> 00:58:45,601
Gonna have to noodle
on that one a little more.

987
00:58:45,603 --> 00:58:49,870
- Sorry, D.C.
- Well, hey, it worked. Yeah?

988
00:58:50,504 --> 00:58:52,171
Hey, Boogie Bear.

989
00:58:53,772 --> 00:58:56,005
Sweetie?

990
00:59:00,636 --> 00:59:02,437
Shit. Chickenbutt.

991
00:59:04,504 --> 00:59:07,068
Boogie's gone.
So's her luggage.

992
00:59:07,070 --> 00:59:10,070
There's 300 dollars missing
from the Snack Shack.

993
00:59:10,072 --> 00:59:12,205
I only took 200.

994
00:59:12,904 --> 00:59:15,002
- Where's she headed?
- I don't know.

995
00:59:15,004 --> 00:59:18,305
New York. Home.

996
00:59:29,172 --> 00:59:32,407
<b><font face="Rockwell">(TYRES SCREECHES)</font></b>

997
00:59:41,306 --> 00:59:42,972
Shit.

998
00:59:47,606 --> 00:59:49,506
I'm sorry.

999
00:59:53,174 --> 00:59:55,538
Excuse me, ma'am.
I'm looking for my daughter.

1000
00:59:55,540 --> 00:59:57,605
She's 14 years old.
Her name is Boogie...

1001
00:59:57,607 --> 01:00:01,472
- Long hair? Pissed off?
- Yeah. Has she been here?

1002
01:00:01,474 --> 01:00:04,106
- I'm sure she has.
- Why do you say that?

1003
01:00:04,108 --> 01:00:05,971
Because
this is called a bus station.

1004
01:00:05,973 --> 01:00:07,739
All we have here
are runaway daughters

1005
01:00:07,741 --> 01:00:09,205
and the fathers
that are looking for 'em.

1006
01:00:09,207 --> 01:00:11,438
<b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b> Rebecca!

1007
01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:15,139
Oh, the last bus that left here,
where was it going?

1008
01:00:15,141 --> 01:00:18,072
- East. Eastbound.
- Eastbound to where?

1009
01:00:18,074 --> 01:00:20,973
- Next!
- No, no, no. Eastbound to...

1010
01:00:20,975 --> 01:00:22,973
- Watch out. What the...
- Psst.

1011
01:00:22,975 --> 01:00:25,207
Hey, man.

1012
01:00:26,340 --> 01:00:28,339
I think I saw the girl
you're looking for.

1013
01:00:28,341 --> 01:00:30,873
She was on the last eastbound.

1014
01:00:30,875 --> 01:00:33,072
I think it was headed
towards Vegas.

1015
01:00:33,074 --> 01:00:35,107
- Vegas?
- Yeah.

1016
01:00:35,109 --> 01:00:37,439
- Oh. Thank you.
- You bet, buddy.

1017
01:00:37,441 --> 01:00:39,140
- Hey. Thank you.
- Yeah, good luck.

1018
01:00:39,142 --> 01:00:40,975
<b><font face="Rockwell">BENNY:</font></b> Vegas.

1019
01:00:45,675 --> 01:00:49,207
In the 1930s there was a Hollywood
stagehand called O.K. Freddy,

1020
01:00:49,209 --> 01:00:52,107
and he had a huge tallywacker,

1021
01:00:52,109 --> 01:00:54,173
maybe even bigger
than my grandpa's.

1022
01:00:54,175 --> 01:00:56,374
And when they were
gonna start filming,

1023
01:00:56,376 --> 01:00:58,007
to sort of christen the picture,

1024
01:00:58,009 --> 01:01:00,973
the producers would gather up
all the cast and crew

1025
01:01:00,975 --> 01:01:03,241
and call O.K. Freddy
to the front

1026
01:01:03,243 --> 01:01:04,975
and they'd shout, "O.K. Freddy!"

1027
01:01:04,977 --> 01:01:06,575
And he'd pull out his dong,

1028
01:01:06,577 --> 01:01:08,474
shake it around
a couple of times

1029
01:01:08,476 --> 01:01:10,707
and then
they could start filming.

1030
01:01:10,709 --> 01:01:12,141
<b><font face="Rockwell">(CHUCKLES)</font></b>

1031
01:01:12,143 --> 01:01:14,344
All right.

1032
01:01:15,009 --> 01:01:16,476
Well, when I was a kid,

1033
01:01:16,478 --> 01:01:19,374
I had an English bulldog
that I called O.K. Freddy,

1034
01:01:19,376 --> 01:01:24,507
and one day he ran away
and it felt horrible.

1035
01:01:24,509 --> 01:01:27,775
But then we found him
right alongside the road

1036
01:01:27,777 --> 01:01:29,444
and we were happy again.

1037
01:01:30,977 --> 01:01:34,712
Before we could get to him,
he got hit by a truck.

1038
01:01:36,277 --> 01:01:37,978
Boy, did he fly.

1039
01:01:38,911 --> 01:01:40,376
Why would you tell me that?

1040
01:01:40,378 --> 01:01:42,609
I guess I could have left out
the last part.

1041
01:01:42,611 --> 01:01:43,808
Yeah, I guess.

1042
01:01:43,810 --> 01:01:46,209
Whoa, whoa. I see a bus.

1043
01:01:46,211 --> 01:01:48,444
<b><font face="Rockwell">(BEEPS HORN)</font></b>

1044
01:01:49,478 --> 01:01:51,512
Boogie!

1045
01:01:52,045 --> 01:01:54,210
- <b><font face="Rockwell">BENNY:</font></b> Boogie!
- Boogie!

1046
01:01:55,078 --> 01:01:58,877
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(HONKS HORN)</font></b>
- Stop, please! Hey, yo, pull over!

1047
01:01:58,879 --> 01:02:03,510
Son of a bitch. Here,
let's switch. Let's switch.

1048
01:02:03,512 --> 01:02:06,245
- Take the wheel. Got it?
- Yeah.

1049
01:02:07,946 --> 01:02:10,043
Pull alongside of the bus.

1050
01:02:10,045 --> 01:02:13,845
Boogie! It's Daddy Bear, Boogie!

1051
01:02:14,778 --> 01:02:18,210
Boogie, it's Daddy!
It's Daddy!

1052
01:02:18,212 --> 01:02:20,413
I'm looking for my daughter!
Hey!

1053
01:02:21,246 --> 01:02:25,111
I said open the damn door!

1054
01:02:25,113 --> 01:02:27,111
Open it! Open it!

1055
01:02:27,113 --> 01:02:29,345
Son of a bitch.
The hell with it.

1056
01:02:29,347 --> 01:02:31,076
- Keep it steady.
- Why?

1057
01:02:31,078 --> 01:02:32,510
I'm gonna bust in the damn door.

1058
01:02:32,512 --> 01:02:35,246
- That's stupid.
- Just do what I say.

1059
01:02:36,178 --> 01:02:40,046
One... two...

1060
01:02:45,447 --> 01:02:47,913
Just get out
of the damn driver's seat.

1061
01:02:48,714 --> 01:02:52,611
Idiot! Unbelievable.
What the hell were you doing?

1062
01:02:52,613 --> 01:02:55,945
- I was vehiculating.
- What?

1063
01:02:55,947 --> 01:02:57,544
They're getting away. Come on.

1064
01:02:57,546 --> 01:02:59,512
You were supposed
to hold it in the road.

1065
01:02:59,514 --> 01:03:02,480
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(ENGINE STUTTERS)</font></b>
- Come on, come on, come on.

1066
01:03:02,482 --> 01:03:04,612
When did you last
get this thing serviced, D.C.?

1067
01:03:04,614 --> 01:03:06,347
- Come on.
- Probably never.

1068
01:03:07,414 --> 01:03:12,313
- <b><font face="Rockwell">BENNY:</font></b> Think she was on that bus?
- <b><font face="Rockwell">D.C.:</font></b> Ah. Probably not.

1069
01:03:12,315 --> 01:03:14,145
We lost 'em anyway.

1070
01:03:14,147 --> 01:03:17,279
- Well, now what?
- I don't know.

1071
01:03:17,281 --> 01:03:19,912
Wait a second. I might know.

1072
01:03:19,914 --> 01:03:22,149
<b><font face="Rockwell">(TYRES SCREECHES)</font></b>

1073
01:03:30,914 --> 01:03:33,279
Is that her?

1074
01:03:33,281 --> 01:03:35,517
Yeah, that's her.

1075
01:03:38,148 --> 01:03:41,183
<b><font face="Rockwell">(CAR DOORS OPEN, CLOSES)</font></b>

1076
01:03:47,782 --> 01:03:49,115
Hey, Chickenbutt.

1077
01:04:00,849 --> 01:04:03,247
When you were two years old,

1078
01:04:03,249 --> 01:04:06,616
I told your mom I wanted
to freeze you at that age.

1079
01:04:07,716 --> 01:04:14,351
You were so cute with those
big eyes, and... so innocent.

1080
01:04:15,783 --> 01:04:17,383
How's that supposed
to make me feel?

1081
01:04:17,385 --> 01:04:19,681
Like it's not OK to grow up?

1082
01:04:19,683 --> 01:04:21,181
No, it's just...

1083
01:04:21,183 --> 01:04:25,751
Well, with myself I'm pretty
free from fear, but...

1084
01:04:30,518 --> 01:04:32,849
with you I get scared.

1085
01:04:32,851 --> 01:04:34,583
Then why do you do it?

1086
01:04:34,585 --> 01:04:37,851
Why are you so obsessed
with the park?

1087
01:04:41,518 --> 01:04:43,950
When your mom left with you,

1088
01:04:43,952 --> 01:04:48,752
and she had her reasons,
I lost my family.

1089
01:04:50,852 --> 01:04:54,050
I guess the Shitbirds
and the park,

1090
01:04:54,052 --> 01:04:56,286
they became my family.

1091
01:04:58,719 --> 01:05:02,518
And I didn't wanna lose them
like I lost you.

1092
01:05:03,419 --> 01:05:06,118
You... You didn't lose me.

1093
01:05:06,885 --> 01:05:10,151
<b><font face="Rockwell">OLD D.C.:</font></b> <i>As we talked,
I realized the reason</i>

1094
01:05:10,153 --> 01:05:11,983
<i>I was so terrified
of her growing up</i>

1095
01:05:11,985 --> 01:05:15,886
<i>is 'cause I hadn't been there
to watch her grow up.</i>

1096
01:05:18,720 --> 01:05:22,017
- Papaw, are you crying?
- No, hell, no.

1097
01:05:22,019 --> 01:05:26,351
I'm... I'm just old, and my eyes
steam over sometimes.

1098
01:05:26,353 --> 01:05:31,553
It's a side effect of Cialis.
That's Papaw's heart medication.

1099
01:05:32,653 --> 01:05:35,053
So what happened
to Action Point?

1100
01:05:35,055 --> 01:05:37,418
Action Point was doomed.

1101
01:05:37,420 --> 01:05:39,552
It couldn't exist today
in the nanny state

1102
01:05:39,554 --> 01:05:41,186
with all the helicopter parents.

1103
01:05:41,188 --> 01:05:44,488
No way.
I just had to accept reality.

1104
01:05:45,754 --> 01:05:48,184
<i>I didn't have enough money
to pay off the lawyers,</i>

1105
01:05:48,186 --> 01:05:50,818
<i>and, well, the talk with
your mom got me to thinking.</i>

1106
01:05:50,820 --> 01:05:54,986
<i>So I did what
any reasonable man would do.</i>

1107
01:05:54,988 --> 01:05:56,455
<i>I blew the whole thing up.</i>

1108
01:05:58,055 --> 01:06:01,086
- We had a damn good run.
- <b><font face="Rockwell">KNOBLACH:</font></b> Get out of the way. Get out of the way.

1109
01:06:01,088 --> 01:06:05,354
Get the hell out of my way.
Move it. Move your ass.

1110
01:06:05,356 --> 01:06:07,552
There's fucking Knoblick
and his lawyer.

1111
01:06:07,554 --> 01:06:09,386
Fucking lawyers.

1112
01:06:09,388 --> 01:06:11,986
That's the injury?
Looks like a sprain.

1113
01:06:11,988 --> 01:06:14,319
<b><font face="Rockwell">STIV:</font></b> It didn't look like that
the other night.

1114
01:06:14,321 --> 01:06:16,754
Open up! Yoo-hoo! Anybody home?

1115
01:06:16,756 --> 01:06:18,219
<b><font face="Rockwell">(LAUGHS)</font></b>

1116
01:06:18,221 --> 01:06:20,853
- Morning, Slobcock.
- Boogie.

1117
01:06:20,855 --> 01:06:24,821
- Oh.
- Why didn't I think of that?

1118
01:06:25,455 --> 01:06:27,687
Well, guess you got my message.

1119
01:06:27,689 --> 01:06:30,588
Yes, I did, and I am very happy

1120
01:06:30,590 --> 01:06:32,755
you decided not to delay
the inevitable.

1121
01:06:32,757 --> 01:06:37,022
I hope you brought the title
to Action Point.

1122
01:06:58,258 --> 01:06:59,987
I made a lot of mistakes
in my life,

1123
01:06:59,989 --> 01:07:02,121
but I never hurt my kid
on purpose.

1124
01:07:02,123 --> 01:07:04,721
Ah, well, thank you.

1125
01:07:04,723 --> 01:07:08,390
He's buying me a Z28, so...

1126
01:07:12,623 --> 01:07:14,422
<b><font face="Rockwell">KNOBLACH:</font></b> Come on, let's go.

1127
01:07:14,424 --> 01:07:15,790
You can just put an X

1128
01:07:15,792 --> 01:07:17,624
if you don't remember
how to spell your name.

1129
01:07:19,691 --> 01:07:21,925
No, no. What's he doing?

1130
01:07:25,125 --> 01:07:27,757
Sure is a lot of people
out front.

1131
01:07:27,759 --> 01:07:31,890
For God's sake, D.C.,
just sign the damn thing.

1132
01:07:31,892 --> 01:07:35,125
All right, all right.
You win, Knoblach.

1133
01:07:36,592 --> 01:07:38,925
It's all yours.

1134
01:07:45,459 --> 01:07:47,693
- There you go.
- Thank you.

1135
01:07:49,825 --> 01:07:52,023
This is not a victory for me.

1136
01:07:52,025 --> 01:07:55,324
This is a victory
for all of Calico Ridge.

1137
01:07:55,326 --> 01:07:57,790
- <b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b> Fuck you.
- That's right.

1138
01:07:57,792 --> 01:08:01,490
Action Point and everything
in it is now officially yours.

1139
01:08:01,492 --> 01:08:04,024
Yeah, I know. That's great.
Thanks for the information.

1140
01:08:04,026 --> 01:08:06,257
And contractually I just want
to point out

1141
01:08:06,259 --> 01:08:08,958
that I'm no longer liable
for any lawsuits or injuries

1142
01:08:08,960 --> 01:08:11,291
or anything else regarding this park.
Isn't that right, Rodney?

1143
01:08:11,293 --> 01:08:15,024
Right, those have all been legally
transferred over to the new owner.

1144
01:08:15,026 --> 01:08:18,557
- And that's you, Knoblick.
- Yeah, well, who gives a shit?

1145
01:08:18,559 --> 01:08:20,959
7 Parks is gonna level
this dump anyway.

1146
01:08:20,961 --> 01:08:24,493
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(CROWD BOOS)</font></b>
- Just shut up.

1147
01:08:26,727 --> 01:08:29,457
- Hey, thanks, baby.
- You're welcome.

1148
01:08:29,459 --> 01:08:32,359
All right, everybody,
are you ready?

1149
01:08:32,361 --> 01:08:36,126
- Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
- Action Point is now open.

1150
01:08:36,128 --> 01:08:39,326
- Free beer for everybody!
- D.C., no!

1151
01:08:39,328 --> 01:08:41,459
<b><font face="Rockwell">(CHEERING)</font></b>

1152
01:08:41,461 --> 01:08:43,526
Hold on a second. No.

1153
01:08:43,528 --> 01:08:46,762
<b><font face="Rockwell">(♫ SHAM 69
"IF THE KIDS ARE UNITED" ♫)</font></b>

1154
01:08:50,827 --> 01:08:56,025
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(BLOWS RASPBERRY)</font></b>
- Have a ball! Have a ball! Free beer on Knoblach!

1155
01:08:56,027 --> 01:08:57,594
<b><font face="Rockwell">(LAUGHS)</font></b>

1156
01:08:58,195 --> 01:09:00,462
<b><font face="Rockwell">TRAVIS:</font></b> Oh, God!

1157
01:09:01,628 --> 01:09:02,729
Oh, shit!

1158
01:09:09,628 --> 01:09:12,161
<b><font face="Rockwell">(♫ SONG CONTINUES ♫)</font></b>

1159
01:09:12,895 --> 01:09:16,962
You guys are losers.
You'll always be fucking losers.

1160
01:09:25,196 --> 01:09:28,962
- Jesus. Ah, that is disgusting.
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(GROWLING)</font></b>

1161
01:09:28,964 --> 01:09:30,997
Oh, shit.

1162
01:09:36,096 --> 01:09:38,130
<b><font face="Rockwell">(ROARS)</font></b>

1163
01:09:51,330 --> 01:09:54,563
<b><font face="Rockwell">(♫ SONG CONTINUES ♫)</font></b>

1164
01:10:17,697 --> 01:10:20,298
Put that down!

1165
01:10:22,664 --> 01:10:24,464
- Whoo-wee!
- Hey!

1166
01:10:24,798 --> 01:10:26,796
Is there a lawyer
in the house?

1167
01:10:26,798 --> 01:10:29,897
- You work for me!
- Our business is concluded!

1168
01:10:29,899 --> 01:10:32,696
I'm taking on new clients.

1169
01:10:32,698 --> 01:10:34,198
You...

1170
01:10:35,297 --> 01:10:37,463
Anyone need a good lawyer?

1171
01:10:37,465 --> 01:10:39,330
- Ron.
- What?

1172
01:10:39,332 --> 01:10:41,163
You take your balls out of your
purse and stop these people.

1173
01:10:41,165 --> 01:10:43,564
- What do you want me to do?
- Hey.

1174
01:10:43,566 --> 01:10:45,800
You son of a bitch.

1175
01:10:52,167 --> 01:10:53,764
Yes!

1176
01:10:53,766 --> 01:10:56,966
<b><font face="Rockwell">(♫ SONG CONTINUES ♫)</font></b>

1177
01:11:17,067 --> 01:11:18,900
<b><font face="Rockwell">(SONG FADES)</font></b>

1178
01:11:24,335 --> 01:11:27,133
<b><font face="Rockwell">OLD D.C.:</font></b> <i>Later that night,
me and the Shitbirds, well,</i>

1179
01:11:27,135 --> 01:11:29,865
<i>we said goodbye to the park
in our own way.</i>

1180
01:11:29,867 --> 01:11:32,199
How the fuck
do you wanna do this?

1181
01:11:32,201 --> 01:11:35,702
Who gives a shit? Just light
'em up and see what happens.

1182
01:11:39,402 --> 01:11:43,002
<b><font face="Rockwell">(CHEERING)</font></b>

1183
01:12:18,503 --> 01:12:20,904
<b><font face="Rockwell">(GRUNTS)</font></b>

1184
01:12:42,471 --> 01:12:43,568
Boogie?

1185
01:12:43,570 --> 01:12:45,204
Boogie?

1186
01:12:46,271 --> 01:12:48,104
Boogie!

1187
01:12:48,738 --> 01:12:50,972
What? I'm right here.

1188
01:12:52,705 --> 01:12:54,069
I thought you had taken off.

1189
01:12:54,071 --> 01:12:56,035
I'm just putting my suitcase
in the car.

1190
01:12:56,037 --> 01:12:59,038
Gotta be at the bus station
in an hour, you know.

1191
01:13:06,471 --> 01:13:08,004
No, we don't.

1192
01:13:09,638 --> 01:13:11,072
What do you mean?

1193
01:13:11,439 --> 01:13:14,536
Well, how about we take
a road trip, me and you,

1194
01:13:14,538 --> 01:13:16,872
all the way to New York City?

1195
01:13:17,738 --> 01:13:19,270
Yeah?

1196
01:13:19,272 --> 01:13:25,239
And then... maybe I stick around
and see what happens?

1197
01:13:28,005 --> 01:13:30,104
I mean, you are going
into high school now

1198
01:13:30,106 --> 01:13:33,973
and I'm gonna have to chaperone
any and all dates.

1199
01:13:36,239 --> 01:13:39,139
I also thought we would stop
in Austin along the way.

1200
01:13:40,606 --> 01:13:42,271
What's in Austin?

1201
01:13:42,273 --> 01:13:45,637
Well, a little band
called The Clash.

1202
01:13:45,639 --> 01:13:47,772
Maybe you heard of 'em?

1203
01:13:49,807 --> 01:13:52,506
- Did somebody say road trip?
- Oh, God.

1204
01:13:52,508 --> 01:13:55,104
What? Oh. Oh.

1205
01:13:55,106 --> 01:13:58,741
- Right after my morning swim.
- Dear God, Benny.

1206
01:13:59,106 --> 01:14:01,706
- Come on, Siouxie.
- <b><font face="Rockwell">D.C.:</font></b> Guess we got company.

1207
01:14:01,708 --> 01:14:03,942
<b><font face="Rockwell">(BOOGIE LAUGHS)</font></b>

1208
01:14:06,474 --> 01:14:08,507
I like that story, Papaw.

1209
01:14:11,875 --> 01:14:13,739
You know,
I give your mom a hard time.

1210
01:14:13,741 --> 01:14:16,939
But parenting ain't easy.
She's just looking out for you.

1211
01:14:16,941 --> 01:14:18,706
I guess.

1212
01:14:18,708 --> 01:14:21,907
Besides, she's the best thing
to ever happen to me.

1213
01:14:21,909 --> 01:14:24,008
Before you came along.

1214
01:14:26,208 --> 01:14:30,008
Wow. When I was younger, I could
do four of these at a time.

1215
01:14:33,809 --> 01:14:36,276
<b><font face="Rockwell">(RUDIE LAUGHS)</font></b>

1216
01:14:37,375 --> 01:14:39,473
- Dad?
- Hi, Mom.

1217
01:14:39,475 --> 01:14:41,407
You Okay? You all right?

1218
01:14:41,409 --> 01:14:44,175
- Rudie, are you Okay?
- Don't worry about me.

1219
01:14:45,375 --> 01:14:47,140
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(GROANS)</font></b>
- You all right, Dad?

1220
01:14:47,142 --> 01:14:49,573
Yeah, just came outside
to get a little fresh air.

1221
01:14:49,575 --> 01:14:51,640
<b><font face="Rockwell">BOOGIE:</font></b> All right.

1222
01:14:51,642 --> 01:14:54,241
Oh, man.

1223
01:14:54,243 --> 01:14:56,573
Are you gonna get sick?
You want a beer?

1224
01:14:56,575 --> 01:15:00,909
Ah, it's Okay.
Oh, I think I got a hemorrhoid.

1225
01:15:02,309 --> 01:15:04,973
All right, Papaw's gotta go.

1226
01:15:04,975 --> 01:15:07,174
He's got a lamb stew
on slow boil.

1227
01:15:07,176 --> 01:15:10,542
Thanks, Dad.
She loves having you around.

1228
01:15:10,544 --> 01:15:12,707
We both do.

1229
01:15:12,709 --> 01:15:14,809
- Bye, kid.
- Bye, Papaw.

1230
01:15:14,811 --> 01:15:17,875
Maybe next week
we'll go get us some tattoos.

1231
01:15:17,877 --> 01:15:19,276
<b><font face="Rockwell">(RUDIE GIGGLES)</font></b>

1232
01:15:20,043 --> 01:15:23,040
Mom, I think I'm gonna go
lie down in my room.

1233
01:15:23,042 --> 01:15:25,342
Kind of tired.

1234
01:15:25,344 --> 01:15:29,143
- Papaw has a lot of energy.
- He does.

1235
01:15:41,744 --> 01:15:43,078
<b><font face="Rockwell">(SIGHS)</font></b>

1236
01:15:51,346 --> 01:15:53,378
<b><font face="Rockwell">(GROANS)</font></b>

1237
01:16:04,746 --> 01:16:07,946
Ha, ha, ha. Dad, get up.

1238
01:16:09,413 --> 01:16:11,445
<b><font face="Rockwell">(LAUGHS)</font></b>

1239
01:16:12,245 --> 01:16:15,911
Bet you thought
the old man had bit it.

1240
01:16:15,913 --> 01:16:18,146
<b><font face="Rockwell">(CHUCKLES)</font></b>

1241
01:16:19,880 --> 01:16:22,114
Ha-ha!

1242
01:16:25,746 --> 01:16:27,980
<b><font face="Rockwell">(LAUGHS)</font></b>

1243
01:16:31,446 --> 01:16:34,145
She always would buy dirty
magazines, and I was, like,

1244
01:16:34,147 --> 01:16:37,345
"Mom, why is Grandma
always looking at naked ladies?"

1245
01:16:37,347 --> 01:16:40,947
She was, like, "Oh, Chris..."
Fuck, I used my fucking name.

1246
01:16:42,846 --> 01:16:44,680
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(CACKLES)</font></b>
- <b><font face="Rockwell">(SHOUTS)</font></b>

1247
01:16:46,480 --> 01:16:48,513
Yes!

1248
01:16:52,314 --> 01:16:55,014
Somebody hand me a beer
and listen up.

1249
01:16:55,447 --> 01:16:56,581
<b><font face="Rockwell">(GROANS)</font></b>

1250
01:16:56,848 --> 01:16:59,048
That's a hit.

1251
01:17:03,148 --> 01:17:05,780
And he's dead.
You're all sad. Action!

1252
01:17:08,149 --> 01:17:10,650
<b><font face="Rockwell">(LAUGHING)</font></b>

1253
01:17:14,881 --> 01:17:16,479
<b><font face="Rockwell">(YELLS)</font></b>

1254
01:17:16,481 --> 01:17:18,014
- <b><font face="Rockwell">BOOGIE:</font></b> Shit!
- Jesus.

1255
01:17:24,848 --> 01:17:26,913
<b><font face="Rockwell">(NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE)</font></b>

1256
01:17:26,915 --> 01:17:31,315
There's, like, zebras everywhere
and there's, like, flocks of...

1257
01:17:32,749 --> 01:17:35,282
All right, hold on.
I'm getting a call.

1258
01:17:37,783 --> 01:17:39,483
Hello?

1259
01:17:44,015 --> 01:17:47,013
<b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b> Three, two, one. Action!

1260
01:17:47,015 --> 01:17:49,517
Whoa! Whoa!

1261
01:17:50,049 --> 01:17:53,515
<b><font face="Rockwell">MAN:</font></b> Can you put a nut
on my lens here?

1262
01:17:53,517 --> 01:17:55,550
<b><font face="Rockwell">(SCREECHES)</font></b>

1263
01:17:56,717 --> 01:17:58,317
<b><font face="Rockwell">MAN #2:</font></b> He got bit.

1264
01:18:05,984 --> 01:18:09,348
I need... I need more
of that fucking stuff.

1265
01:18:09,350 --> 01:18:11,483
It... It came out of my eyes.

1266
01:18:24,017 --> 01:18:25,351
<b><font face="Rockwell">(YELPS)</font></b>

1267
01:18:40,951 --> 01:18:43,186
<b><font face="Rockwell">(CHEERING)</font></b>

1268
01:18:46,950 --> 01:18:50,218
<b><font face="Rockwell">(♫ DEKE DICKERSON: "I WAS IN LOVE" ♫)</font></b>

1269
01:18:50,220 --> 01:18:55,220
<b><font face="Rockwell" color="#FFFF00">Re-Sync & Improved By: FidelPerez</font></b>
<b><font face="Rockwell" color="#00FFFF">Sub Upload Date: August 13, 2018</font></b>

1270
01:22:06,926 --> 01:22:09,027
<b><font face="Rockwell">(SONG ENDS)</font></b>

1271
01:22:11,193 --> 01:22:13,827
<b><font face="Rockwell">(NEW SONG STARTS)</font></b>

1272
01:23:53,463 --> 01:23:55,530
<b><font face="Rockwell">(SONG FADES)</font></b>

1273
01:24:20,266 --> 01:24:22,033
<b><font face="Rockwell">(ROARS)</font></b>

1274
01:24:25,965 --> 01:24:27,799
<b><font face="Rockwell">(ROARS)</font></b>