NPC dialogue for N's game Reposted

Dialogue for the NPCs:
Female Forte
Spinstrike
NetWoman
Alto
TheDoc
Musical
Retro Pikachu
NiceIce
SSK2
N's Shuckle
Some Megabound character just like don't tell N im planning to sneak in some Megabound dialogue or he'll probably like kick me from the SSs. Probably not, but just don't tell N okay?

Female Forte (if Megaboy or Meta is in the party): "Woah kid, don't get too close, this mace can knock the shield off a Sniper Joe!"
(If MegaBossMan is in the group): "So, you're this "law" person, eh?... You look weird."
(If Zero is in the group): "I'm hungry. Do you have any food? Like a bowl of nails, [i]without any milk.[/i]"
Female Forte (if Ender is in the party): "Hey nerd"
(If none of the circumstances above are met): "Um can you go away please? Unless if you wanna fight or buy me food, I don't want to look at you please?"

Spinstrike (if the player's inventory has Starforce): "H-hey kid, at least with these stars around, he won't come..."
Spinstrike (if MegaBoy is in the party): "Kid, y-you're kinda scaring me with that cold, dead expression... It reminds me of *HIM*"
Spinstrike (If no MMRPG users are in the party): "No, don't shoot! I'm not Top Man, even if I was, do you even think a top will do any harm to a robot"
Spinstrike (if none of the circumstances above are met: "I've been hiding here for nine months, is Mikey gone yet?

Netwoman (if Ender is in the group, and others are in the group with him): "Hmm, from scanning you... Hey everyone, want to know Ender's secret crush?"
Netwoman (if the party has at least 1 Zenny): "For a small price, I can tell you someone's deep, dark secret..."
>Musical >FemaleForte >Retro Pikachu >Alto
>Musical: "Who's that nerd?"
>FemaleForte "Okay, she tried to hit me in the face with a mace because I touched her dog. Yes, she has a dog, he's really fluffy too!"
>Retro Pikachu: "Ew, Pikachus are scary. Why not a better Pokemon? Like, um... Shuckle, yeah, that's a good one.
>Alto: "Well, I saw Ender and Alto walking around one time. It was so, very hot. Too bad they're divorced now"
Netwoman (if none of the circumstances above are met): "Hello, I am NetWoman! We all can store gigabytes of memory into our minds, I use that to keep secret information of everyone around these parts!"

Alto (if Ender is in the party): "Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
Alto (if Any MMRPG character besides Ender is in the party): "Ender's hot"
Alto (If MegaBossMan is in the party: "So, I guess I still can't post GIFs more than 500 pixels high? Well now I'm sad."
Alto (If cuukee is in the inventory): "Ooh, is that a crisp brown, savory, attractive cuukee I see?"
Alto (if cuukee is in inventory and MegaBossMan is in the party): "Bawss you can have that cuukee over my dead body!"
Alto (if none of the circumstances above are met): "Want some advice? When you encounter an enemy, hit them until they die."

TheDoc (If MegaBossMan is in the group): "Why can't I replicate the healing power of the cuukee? Maybe you want these rejects? Wait, I forgot that these can give robots a heart attack, I do not know how..."
TheDoc (if interacted with a 2nd time): Why am I a doctor bot? I have the legs of a dancer."
TheDoc (if none of the circumstances above are met): "I swear to Bubble Man, if you greet me with "What's up Doc" I'll suplex your face right on this concrete.!"

Musical (if Ender's in the party): "Hey nerd"
Musical (if Zero is in the party): "Oh, you have some pretty strong weapons here. Wait, I didn't make them, so they're trash"
Musical (if SSN was fought in another story): "Hey, is N still trading his Shuckle? I need one pretty bad, I can make a really good sword with its shell"
Musical (if no MMRPG characters are in the party): "Hey, do you want one of my strong, high quality weapons? Yes, you do, I sell swords, maces, guns, and also pastries, but those are for special clients only."

Retro Pikachu (if Energy Pellet is in inventory): "Oooh a shiny yellow thing!"
Retro Pikachu (if Weapon Pellet is in inventory): "Oooh a shiny blue thing"
Retro Pikachu (if Electric Starforce is in inventory): "PI-KA-CHU!"
Retro Pikachu (if Ender or Tails is in the party): "I'll trade you a Deoxys for that shiny- I mean PIKACHU!"
Retro Pikechu (if none of the above circumstances are met): "PI-KA-PI"

NiceIce (if someone has a weapon made by Musical): "Oh, just because you own some expensive weapon by Musical, you think you're rich? Well I live in a Mansion! Er, it's Musical's, but I still live in it."
NiceIce (if Ender is in the group): "Where's Alto? Did Team Memester like disband, or did you two divorce?"
NiceIce (If MBM is in the group): "Hey did you hear about Rotom? Ugh"
NiceIce (if none of the circumstances above are met): "No, I'm not Ice Man you dork"

SSK2 (if the player fought SSN in another story): "Oh, you started the revolution without me?"
SSK2 (if Meta is in the arty): "HellO there child, do you want to join the Stupid Studios? It's only 3000 Z to enter!"
SSK2 (if no MMRPG user is in the party): "N's a nerd"
SSK2 (if none of the circumstances above are met): "SSJ3 is a nerd"

N's Shuckle (if talked to for the first time): "Ew, don't touch me you pleb!"
N's Shuckle (if talked to again): *Shuckle noise* (this Shuckle can't talk at all, sorry)