azkaban

i will teach you about harry potter
harry potter was a british kid who had no parents
he was born from hagrid's beard
he got invited to hogwarts for having the dankest weed


wtf are the houses?
are they like potshops?


there are the tudors
and the victorians
the cocoapuffs
and sssssssssliverins
harry was the one with the dankest weed
so he was the only one who could outsmoke voldemort
they had a contest to see who could get higher
but harry remembered his training at the space academy
and brought a space suit to the weed contest
so voldemort smoked until he went into space
and harry did too
but voldemort died
and thats pretty much it

Harry potter and the Philosophical Stoners
second book was Harry Potter and the Chamber of Kush
I dont remember the third one
but the fourth was the Bong of Fire

Azkaban?

oh yeah
Harry Potter and the Ten Pounds of Azkaban
thats what he called his weed
Azkaban


wtf is Pottermore?


its a play I think
in Pottermore harry gives up dank weed for sober adult life





i knew a girl like that once
she was crazy into doctor who
and always called me a dalek