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- Optimus Primeape: lol
- Optimus Primeape: ur still losing
- +Natalie: hm?
- +Natalie: i dont rlly want trouble, i just didnt want you to
- +Natalie: reveal teams
- Optimus Primeape: im still in tournaments dumbass
- +Natalie: ah, that's not very nice
- Optimus Primeape: yea when you accidentally forfeit
- Optimus Primeape: to a guy
- Optimus Primeape: that is 5-1
- Optimus Primeape: who gives a fuck
- +Natalie: shouldnt you be a little more mature about it
- +Natalie: if you're a florida state programmer, why do you really care enough to be this against the grain
- Optimus Primeape: its a kid game and you are in your twenties
- Optimus Primeape: you wanna talk about mature
- Optimus Primeape: ?
- Optimus Primeape: you dont even get paid lol
- +Natalie: i do ok for myself
- Optimus Primeape: i use to be an admin for PO
- +Natalie: ah, that's cool
- +Natalie: what alias?
- Optimus Primeape: yeah okay says the admin on a non Pokemon trademarked simulator
- +Natalie: im no admin
- +Natalie: lol
- Optimus Primeape: you are a moderator sir
- +Natalie: i just have fun and come here on occasion
- Optimus Primeape: which gives a programming term to administrator
- +Natalie: im a room moderator, not a global moderator
- Optimus Primeape: you should learn your material before you begin spamming me messages of bogus made up terminology
- +Natalie: i guess you really are superior
- +Natalie: & showed me
- Optimus Primeape: your logon data shows you have been on everyday
- Optimus Primeape: "come on here for fun"
- +Natalie: my logon data
- +Natalie: holy smokes
- Optimus Primeape: when you do something everyday its called a job
- +Natalie: i have a job, it's not this lol
- Optimus Primeape: in c++ terms your /cds4codeblock
- +Natalie: yeah idk what that means
- Optimus Primeape: well you must either be lying or you play at work because you logged in 3 times yesterday sir
- +Natalie: did i?
- +Natalie: i didnt know
- +Natalie: thanks
- Optimus Primeape: in latent terms, you have no idea how to actually ban someone or mute someone for that matter. there is a master ban from a group as well as a mute master key.
- +Natalie: i see.
- Optimus Primeape: you don't know how to run the commands because you are an awful "room moderator" who lies about having a job and the dim-witted remarks reflect off of your vague comment of "being mature"
- +Natalie: well, im not exactly a global staffer, i cant globally punish you
- +Natalie: im sorry you dont believe i have a job, this is very concerning news
- Optimus Primeape: Hope you learn how to not contradict yourself and get a life where you aren't talking to 12 year olds online about pokemon blasphemy
- +Natalie: equally as concerning as you thinking im dimwitted
- Optimus Primeape: Its not that you don't have a job, you have shit hours
- +Natalie: hm?
- +Natalie: what do you mean by that?
- Optimus Primeape: because I am now looking at your private record
- +Natalie: ah
- +Natalie: what's that telling you
- Optimus Primeape: give me 5 min and I'll tell you your name, age, and "Profession" lol
- +Natalie: ok
- Optimus Primeape: also
- Optimus Primeape: why would you visit florida?
- Optimus Primeape: its gross there
- +Natalie: duty calls
- +Natalie: on occasion
- Optimus Primeape: I'm looking at your recent flight logs
- +Natalie: ah that's cool
- Optimus Primeape: oh look at that I live 45 minutes from you lol
- +Natalie: ah, where is that?
- Optimus Primeape: Reston Woods
- +Natalie: ah, what state
- Optimus Primeape: Nevada
- +Natalie: i do not live in nevada
- +Natalie: i regret to inform you
- Optimus Primeape: at least thats where your Ip is connected to
- +Natalie: are you sure
- Optimus Primeape: I regret to inform you that nevada is on the border of california arizona and oregon sirrr
- +Natalie: you sure do love using the word sir
- +Natalie: but no, i am not
- +Natalie: from nevada
- +Natalie: or believe i am, i guess
- Optimus Primeape: Did I say you lived in Nevada?
- Optimus Primeape: you asked me where I was located
- +Natalie: you said i was 45 minutes from you
- Optimus Primeape: 45 min out and im out of nevada sir
- +Natalie: so where am i then
- +Natalie: my IP is in nevada?
- Optimus Primeape: it is
- +Natalie: idk where that leaves me if not nevada to you
- Optimus Primeape: that sentence doesn't make sense sir
- +Natalie: where do you think i live then
- Optimus Primeape: of course the staff member who knows nothing of a moderating job wants to be given proof. heres an idea check your main alt password
- +Natalie: main alt password?
- +Natalie: sorry im pretty slow
- +Natalie: as youre aware
- +Natalie: can you explain
- Optimus Primeape: Check. Your. Password. For. Natalie.
- Optimus Primeape: you should probably check your password for your email
- Optimus Primeape: as well
- Optimus Primeape: and you thought playing dr. ignorant was going to make you seem more mature right? well lets see how you enjoy your social media being tampered with
- +Natalie: not my social media
- Optimus Primeape: you're right, not social media, just passwords, fraudulence, and one account change non-pokemon related.
- +Natalie: my email
- +Natalie: is still the same
- +Natalie: r u sure it worked
- Optimus Primeape: first of all you are a dumbass
- +Natalie: oh no
- +Natalie: why is this
- Optimus Primeape: I just codemodded your privacy settings via your cache
- +Natalie: idk what that means
- +Natalie: care 2 elaborate
- ~
- Probopassmyass774: Actually Im gonna do something with Chase
- Probopassmyass774: i'll let you know
- +Natalie: hm?
- Probopassmyass774: Chase is my roommate
- +Natalie: ah
- +Natalie: what's he do
- Probopassmyass774: he's a computer programmer
- +Natalie: nice
- Probopassmyass774: same linux system route
- Probopassmyass774: meaning 2 computers hooked up to the same hard drive different screening
- +Natalie: i see
- Probopassmyass774: he said you were 45 min out
- Probopassmyass774: you live in cali?
- +Natalie: potentially
- +Natalie: im so stupid as youre aware that i
- +Natalie: forget what state i live in
- +Natalie: so idk
- Probopassmyass774: Im not chase so idk what you are sayin bro
- +Natalie: i see.
- Probopassmyass774: he just needs my help for a password glitch
- Probopassmyass774: why did you ban him?
- Probopassmyass774: he does stupid revenge shit lol
- Probopassmyass774: but not gonna lie what in the hell is that faculty name? haha
- Probopassmyass774: Global Moderator?
- Probopassmyass774: wheres pokemon gone to. PO is so much better lol
- +Natalie: haha xd bro
- Probopassmyass774: sup nigga
- Probopassmyass774: btw why is your name natalie if you are a guy
- +Natalie: you caught me
- Probopassmyass774: michael or matthew? which do you prefer
- +Natalie: those r two diff names
- +Natalie: not rlly interchangeable nicknames for 1 another
- Probopassmyass774: and you have a choice, so pick one
- +Natalie: you arent making a lot of sense
- +Natalie: i realize the roomban was very taxing on you
- +Natalie: but maybe just grab a drink or something
- ~
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: again if you want we can video you and prove we are 2 diff guys bro lol
- +Natalie: i dont really care what you do
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: im diabetic cant drnk but thanks
- +Natalie: im really sorry to hear that
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: yea but we are making a virtual log
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: on our youtube hacking channel
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: and we want the victim on a dual screen
- +Natalie: was diabetes a genetic thing or
- +Natalie: an overtime thing
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: thats actually considered harassment which violates rule #6 on the original Smogon simulator
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: made by Flying Keba
- +Natalie: yeah you probably should report me.
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: *Kebab
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: im messaging him now
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: not to report
- +Natalie: okay, thanks
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: he also unmuted chase btw
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: and unbanned him
- +Natalie: i see
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: you should check that too
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: cause ya know, if you weren't a dumb sack of shit and looked at kebab's alt you'd realize he is Chase V.
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: dumbass
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: good luck having your global job after 24 hours dude
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: lol
- +Natalie: yeah i cant compare to your greatness
- +Natalie: sorry
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: yea me either its too grand in size
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: I admire your compliments though
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: also, where some contacts cause you look awful with glasses mike
- +Natalie: so im mike from california who wears glasses and goes to florida on occasion
- +Natalie: is that correct?
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: did I say you lived in california
- +Natalie: yes
- +Natalie: you did
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: oh is that so?
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: should I quote myself for your dumbass
- +Natalie: as youve informed me im not rlly too birhgt
- +Natalie: so i dont remember sorry
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: ME: You live in Cali?
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: YOU: Potentially
- +Natalie: i appreciate you taking the time
- +Natalie: to find that
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: well now we know that you are 24
- +Natalie: so im mike who's POTENTIALLY from cali, i wear glasses, im 24, and i go to florida on occasion
- +Natalie: correct?
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: or you live next to Michael Abatrossy who is 24
- +Natalie: w8 w8 w8
- +Natalie: if you knew who i lived next to
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: i never said you were potenially from cali
- +Natalie: wouldnt u know if
- +Natalie: im from cali or not
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: and you answered potentially
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: if you had a brain that uses this magical thing called memories to do this cool thing called remembering, you would "remember" that Chase said your IP address was in Nevada, so now you are asking me if mike who is 24 that lives in Cali also lives simultaneously in Nevada as well?
- +Natalie: no, im just wondering
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: you must know the guy from back to the future cause that doesn't make any sense
- +Natalie: where i live
- +Natalie: i am 2 stupid i dont kno where i reside xD
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: no you just try to sound sarcastic and you are failing and making no sense because you don't remember what you type
- +Natalie: lolol i dont live in
- +Natalie: cali or nevada
- +Natalie: jokes on you!!!!!!!!
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: no one said you did
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: jokes on you actually
- +Natalie: you implied it quite a few times, idk
- +Natalie: where do i live then
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: not really
- +Natalie: tell me or shut up im
- +Natalie: getting bored here
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: you did yourself
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: mmm I don't feel like it
- +Natalie: ah
- +Natalie: the clasisc
- +Natalie: clueless troll who isnt slick
- +Natalie: answer
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: and unfortunately, you can't ignore me either
- +Natalie: i can ignore u
- +Natalie: p easily
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: if not pokemon, your fb, email, phone
- +Natalie: tell me
- +Natalie: what is my fb
- +Natalie: my email
- +Natalie: or my phone number
- +Natalie: inform me
- +Natalie: thx
- +Natalie: or shut up
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: itll take about 30 min to get
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: but if you want
- +Natalie: it's alrdy been 30+
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: i can waste some more time?
- +Natalie: and you said youd have it
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: as I am getting paid while we are speaking
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: no no no sir
- +Natalie: you must be really powerful and important
- +Natalie: Optimus Primeape: give me 5 min and I'll tell you your name, age, and "Profession" lol
- +Natalie: i am still waiting on this
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: I said it will take 30 min to get your phone email and fb
- +Natalie: Optimus Primeape: give me 5 min and I'll tell you your name, age, and "Profession" lol
- +Natalie: ?
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: your password is one thing, your username is another
- +Natalie: it has been like an hour
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: oh we already know that information
- +Natalie: ah
- +Natalie: what is it then
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: why do you think we named your mike?
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: its called an alias
- +Natalie: not an alias
- +Natalie: holy cow
- +Natalie: what's my real name
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: you don't know us, we don't know "mike"
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: thats how hacking works sun
- +Natalie: you arent making a lot of sense here
- +Natalie: why have you refused to tell me anything?
- +Natalie: you arent very good at intimidation
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: im saddened that in your 20s you don't even understand how hacking works and you play a simulator shushing people like a 2nd grader in his elementary gang banning people from his groups and gangs lolol
- +Natalie: still w8ing on that information brap
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: does a murderer tell his subject who he is before he kills them
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: does batman reveal his former identity to the joker
- +Natalie: yes
- +Natalie: at one point
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: do male stalkers tell their victims their name so they can autoreport them to the cops
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: use ur brain mikey
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: like jesus christ lol
- +Natalie: i have gone from
- +Natalie: hey maybe this guy is legit wow
- +Natalie: to
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: y in the hell would we tell you what you already know?
- +Natalie: zzz this is boring
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: are you skitz and forget where and who you are?
- +Natalie: in a very short time
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: yet you've been giving us info for the past 39 minutes lol
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: why do you think im still talking to you
- +Natalie: what info
- +Natalie: have u acquired
- +Natalie: the only information youve given me in 39 minutes
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: its to connect ur ip but your password is done which means we have no need to speak anymore. thanks for not knowing you were helping yourself get fucked
- +Natalie: is that you're a bad troll who isn't good at this
- +Natalie: ok, bye
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: yea okay says the hacked kid
- +Natalie: youre so 1337
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: thanks for the credit btw
- +Natalie: np
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: we have been needing another bitcoin account
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: its nice of you to donate
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: appreciate mikey
- +Natalie: you r rlly impressive
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: until next time
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: and u sir are an idiot
- +Natalie: thx for the goofs and laughs
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: in case you wrote something back, you were master ignored. its an administrator coder command
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: gotta be a background admin to do it
- +Natalie: i see
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: which is why u dont see optimus primeape's name on the list
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: of users
- +Natalie: youre a real winner
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: im sorry what was that?
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: i can't read blank space if you are writing me
- +Natalie: it's pretty plain english
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: see now i can talk and you are the one who finally shut up. if you are reading this, thank you matt
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: ew why are you using bank of america
- +Natalie: i do not use bank of america
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: and u used suntrust? wtf lol those banks are awful
- +Natalie: but i guess you cant
- +Natalie: see this anyway
- PrObOpAsSmYaSs: BOA blows dude makes sense tho
- (he was then locked)
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