PINARY 037

CAU: right
CTG ceased responding to memo.
CAU: the code cracking one
CTC ceased responding to memo.
CPC ceased responding to memo.
CAU: I can't believe it
CPP: [INPUT: ...]
CAU: I'm almost done with Code Geass season 1
CAU: /afk
CTG: /cheats
CPP: [INPUT: /cheat]
CPP: [OUTPUT: You have called up the Cheat menu for the Project Binary A.I. 0.1.0 software. To continue, input a cheat code.]
CTG: B00B T00B
CPP: [INPUT: B00B T00B]
CPP: [OUTPUT: Cheat code not recognized.]
CTG: aw
CTG: M1ME T1ME
CPP: [INPUT: M1ME T1ME]
CPP: [OUTPUT: I, for one, welcome our new mime overlords. Cheat code recognized. New command unlocked!]
CTG: oh no
CUC: OH YES.
CTG: anyone know how to find out what that command is?
CUC: /help basic 4
CUC: I do!!!
CPP: [INPUT: /help basic 4]
CTG: thank
CPP: [OUTPUT: [/cheat - calls up the Cheat menu. /llib - calls up the Blindeye to cast judgement onto the wayward souls of the terminal. /zero - it's all just a joke. /festive - turns the terminal's text into alternating lines of red and green colors. /trell - be the epic master trellelelel. /black - Ascend. /bludd - helo everybudy tonite.]
CUC: /help advanced 3
CPP: [INPUT: /island: welcome to the Island. /names: have power. /snakeeyes: slithering to new worlds. /thanksobama: thanks, Obama. /seven: the recent past is recalled... /mtt: what lies beyond. /SAVE: the recent past. /END: We're too late. It's the end of the world.]
CTG: /bluud
CUC: hrm.
CPP: [INPUT: /bluud]
CUC: DAMMIT I HAD A CHEAT CODE IN MY MIND
CPP: [OUTPUT:]
CTG: uh
CPP: [OUTPUT:
CUC: and it is gone
CPP: [OUTPUT
CTG: oh no
CPP: [OUTP
CUC: uh oh
CPP: [OU
CPP: [O
CTG: I KNOW WHATS HAPPENING
CPP: O
CPP: O
CTG: GOD DAMMIT
CPP: O O
CPP: O O O O O O O O
CTG: oh
CTG: uh
CPP: O O O O /O\ O O O O
CUC: i knew it
CTG: .........
CPP: O)_(O O)_(O /O\ O)_(O O)_(O
CTG: YES
CUC: AAAAAAAAA
CUC: I DIDN'T KNOW IT
CTG: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
CPP: WEAREETERNAL
CPP: HELLOEVERYBODYTONIGHT
CUC: Hello.
CPP: WHATISITTHATYOUSEEK
CTG: sup
CTG: can you transcend time and space
CUC: Split, you entered the command, you do- ah.
CPP: OURDANCESTRANSCENDTHENATURALLAWSOFWHATYOUPERCIEVETOBEEXISTENCE
CPP: OURWRITHINGENIGMASPERPETUATETHESHADOWSBATHEDINBLOODANDPURPLEPROSE
CTG: what do you think of the red guardian's golden god
CTG: or, god-to-be
CPP: HEWILLENGINEERAFINEAPOCALYPSEONEDAY
CPP: INFACTHEALREADYHAS
CPP: THEZEROTHSERVERISBUTAFORMALITY
CPP: AJOKEIFYOUWILL
CPP: THEOUTCOMETHOUGHSUSPENSFULLEADSTOONEIRREFUTABLEPOINT
CPP: THEAPOCALYPSEHASCOMETOPASSANDSOHASITSMAKER
CPP: HEISALREADYHERE
CTG: 2deep4me
CUC: The Eclipse will fall, whatever we do,
CUC: *.
CPP: ASDEEPASTHESOCKETSCONTAININGOURPINPRICKSOFLIGHTFROMWHICHOURUNHOLYKNOWLEDGESEEPS
CUC: In other words.
CTG: hmm...
CTG: not sure what else to say
CTG: oh
CTG: i know
CTG: what do you know about the tingleheads
CPP: HA
CPP: HAHA
CPP: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CTG: .
CPP: :^)
CTG: FUCK
CPP: YOUHAVENOIDEAHOWHARDITISTOCONFIGUREOURMORTALABSENCESOFSOULSINTOTHATABOMINATIONOFANEXPRESSION
CPP: BONESNAPSINTWO
CPP: MUSCLESSCHISMINTOFRAGMENTS
CPP: ALLFORTHEMALEVOLENCEASINGLEFACECANIMPARTONTOCIVILIZATIONS
CPP: IFYOUARENOTSCAREDOFASMILEYET
CPP: THENTHATWILLCHANGE
CTG: anyone else have questions they'd like to ask?
CUC: hah, not now
CTG: ok
CTG: have a good night you guys
CUC: I'd have to think of questions for the bleak mimes
CUC: and I've had no time to
CTG: that's fair
CPP: BLEAKMIMES
CTG: wait
CTG: one more question
CUC: I have a cheat code I want to input, though.
CUC: So after this...
CPP: THATSAFUNNYNAMEFORAFUNNYMOUTH
CTG: now that the war is over
CTG: and it has been over
CTG: what do you think of the current situation
CTG: and of the future
CTG: if there even is a future
CPP: WETOLDYOUALLTHATTHEDEATHOFTHEHIVEMINDWASONLYOURBEGINNING
CPP: WEMEANTWHATWESAID
CPP: AFTERALL
CPP: HKKHAHFUHLAHFFUAFHLAHUFLUAHFA... HAFH... HHH... HH...
CPP: AN AGENT'S WORK... IS NEVER DONE.
CPP: [Conversation terminated.]
CTG: UM
CTG: UHHHHHHHH
CTG: WHAT THE FUCL
CPP: [INPUT: ...]
CTG: WHO SAID THAT
CTG: WHO WAS THAT
CUC: Holy shit
CUC: the mimes are an agent
CUC: /cheat
CPP: [INPUT: /cheat]
CPP: [OUTPUT: You have called up the Cheat menu for the Project Binary A.I. 0.1.0 software. To continue, input a cheat code.]
CUC: META TR0N
CPP: [INPUT: META TR0N]
CPP: [NO]
CPP: [NO]
CPP: [NO]
CPP: [NO]
CPP: [NO]
CPP: [NO]
CPP: [NO]
CPP: [NO]
CPP: [NO]
CTG: oh
CUC: Nine no's.
CTG: it didn't seem to like that
CUC: I know.
CUC: Felt like a funny thing to do.
CUC: Plus it fit the 8 letters.
CUC: Eh.
CUC: /snakeeyes
CTG: no i can see why you did that
CPP: [INPUT: /snakeeyes]
CPP: [OUTPUT: Loading SENTIENT CLOUD COMPUTING for heavier command workloads...]
CUC: ooh, wait. does anyone here watch game of thrones and if so have you caught uo
CUC: *up
CPP: [Input correct answers to the following security questions.]
CPP: [1. What is the biggest thing in the world? 2. What is reality's favorite drink? 3. What is fun to play but not to eat? 4. Who stole the capers? 5. Why is Armrest such a horrible person? 6. What is behind The Gate? 7. What is the exact time and date of my death? 8. How would you improve upon the ending of Homestuck? 9. What is the point?]
CPP: [These security questions brought to you by -- MTT INDUSTRIES -- What lies beyond.]
CTG: hmm...
CUC: 2: Baryonic Beer -- the quantum foam is the best!
CTG: 1. The Internet
CTG: 3. Play-Doh
CURRENT canidaePsionic [CCP] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CCP: 8. Eχplαin something
CTG: 6. Bekarton guards the gate
CTG: or something
CUC: 7: September 1, 2015, at 2:48 PM.
CPP: [3/9 security questions answerd successfully. One minute remains until command shutdown.]
CTG: OH GOD
CUC: 4: Alex Hirsch.
CUC: 5: Because.
CUC: 9: Sharp.
CUC: 8: By literally doing anything.
CTG: 5. Because of that one time she impersonated Steven's dead mom to tramautize his father and made up for it by cleaning their garage
CUC: 6: Notch.
CPP: [Time is up.]
CUC: 6: Metatron.
CCP: every αnsωer to 8 is correct βy deflαut
CCP: 
CTG: true, true
CPP: [Not all correct answers were detected. Command, and by extension, SENTIENT CLOUD COMPUTING, disabled for 1 week.]
CUC: Do we get which questions we got right, or must we guess?
CUC: Ouch.
CPP: [INPUT: ...]
CTG: shit
CCP: /...
CUC: does anyone here watch game of thrones, and if so, are you caught up
CPP: [INPUT: /...]
CUC: because I have a cheat code idea that is GOT spoilers
CPP: [OUTPUT: !!!]
CCP: i ωαtched up to seαson three, αnd hαve reαd the βooκs.
CAU ceased responding to memo.
CUC: show spoilers not books
CPP: ((it's H0LD D00R isn't it.))
CUC: ((yes.))
CCP: ^
CCP: hodor
CUC: HODOR
CCP: hodor
CPP: ((is that what hodor was saying all along?))
CCP: hodor.
CUC: it's, ah, complicated
CCP: ^
CPP: ((then nvm))
CUC: but yeah basically kinda maybe
CPP: [INPUT: H0LD D00R]
CPP: [OUTPUT: HODOR.]
CUC: Hah.
CUC: Yesss.
CCP: /!!!
CCP: hodor
CPP: [INPUT: /!!!]
CPP: [OUTPUT: ???]
CUC: /???
CCP: /???
CPP: [INPUT: /???]
CPP: [OUTPUT: ////]
CUC: /////
CCP: ////
CPP: [INPUT: ////]
CPP: [OUTPUT: \\\]
CUC: /\\\
CCP: \\\
CPP: [INPUT: /\\\]
CPP: [OUTPUT: ***
CUC: /***
CPP: [INPUT: /***]
CCP: / /\/\/\/\/\/\
CPP: [OUTPUT: ...]
CUC: Hah, and back to the beginning.
CUC: Nice.
CCP: /\
CPP: [INPUT: /\]
CPP: ERROR: UNKNOWN COMMAND
CCP: /0\
CPP: [INPUT: /0\]
CPP: ERROR: UNKNOWN COMMAND
CUC: /<0>
CPP: [INPUT: /<0>]
CPP: ERROR: HIDDEN BEHIND CODE
CUC: hrm
CCP: /βomβ
CCP: 
CUC: /cheat
CPP: [INPUT: /bomb]
CPP: [OUTPUT: Explosion in 10 commands.]
CUC: /defuse
CCP: /10commαnds
CPP: [INPUT: /defuse]
CPP: ERROR: UNKNOWN COMMAND
CPP: [INPUT: /10commands]
CUC: Aughhhh!
CPP: ERROR: UNKNOWN COMMAND]
CCP: 
CUC: /bomb defuse
CPP: [Explosion in 8 commands.]
CCP: /dog
CPP: [INPUT: /bomb defuse]
CCP:  
CPP: [OUTPUT: But which wire do you cut? Red, green, yellow, blue, pink, white, grey, orange, purple, lime, periwinkle, orchid, chartreuse, scarlet, amber, cobalt, copper, aquamarine, black, rose, hazel, goldenrod, maroon, violet, or ERR?]
CPP: [Explosion in 7 commands.]
CCP: /cutωire ALL
CUC: /help bomb
CPP: [INPUT: /cutwire all]
CPP: ERROR: UNKNOWN COMMAND
CUC: /help bomb
CPP: [INPUT: /help bomb]
CCP: /cut αll ωires
CPP: [OUTPUT: You have called up the Help menu for the /bomb command. This command was installed as a practical joke by one of the Advanced Superiors to deter any troublemakers from interfering with the A.I. Upon use, it will shut down the terminal after ten commands are inputted and if the command is not undone or defused. The defusing process is complicated and, importantly, randomized. The parameters for the command are /bomb, /bomb DEFUSE to start the defusal process, /bomb REFUSE if you're a masochist, and /bomb METASTASIS.]
CPP: [Explosion in 5 commands.]
CCP: /βomβ REFUSE
CUC: /bomb METASTASIS
CURRENT temporaryTechnology [CTT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CTT: ...
CPP: [INPUT: /bomb refuse]
CTT: wat
CPP: [OUTPUT: The bomb is already lit, you monkey fuck.]
CUC: CRAP
CTT: uh
CTT: what
CUC: ok, let's see.
CPP: [INPUT: /bomb metastasis]
CPP: [OUTPUT: The bomb coagulates into The Tumor. Countdown shortened to one turn.]
CUC: we could have just used undo after you input bomb
CUC: CRAP
CUC: /nudo
CUC: */undo
CPP: [OUTPUT: The bomb coagulates into The Tumor. Countdown shortened to one turn.]
CTT: ktans?
CTT: or
CUC: /undo
CPP: [INPUT: /undo]
CPP: [OUTPUT: Previous command undone. Explosion in 3 commands.]
CUC: /bomb DEFUSE
CPP: [INPUT: /bomb defuse]
CPP: [OUTPUT: But which wire do you cut? Red, green, yellow, blue, pink, white, grey, orange, purple, lime, periwinkle, orchid, chartreuse, scarlet, amber, cobalt, copper, aquamarine, black, rose, hazel, goldenrod, maroon, violet, or ERR?]
CCP: /βomβ refuse
CPP: ((SHUT UP))
CTT: /bomb extinguish
CUC: >cut scarlet wire
CPP: [INPUT: /bomb extinguish]
CPP: ERROR: UNKNOWN COMMAND
CTT: danr
CUC: >Cut scarlet wire.
CPP: [You cut the scarlet wire, very hesitantly... And then, a skeleton popped out. To proceed, answer question: its eye is flashing in a color. What color(s)? Choose accurately and truthfully.]
CPP: [Explosion in 1 command.]
CUC: Goldenrod and cobalt.
CPP: [Heh. Unorthodox choice. But it works.]
CPP: [The bomb is DEFUSED.]
CUC: YESSSSS.
CCP: rip evil plαn
CUC: Pinary lives!
CPP: [A piece of paper pops out.]
CPP: [Read?]
CCP: ?reαd
CUC: >Y
CPP: [You can only read some of it.]
CPP: [in Old Aperture...Johnson...they kicked me out...fallen...]
CPP: [INPUT: ...]
CUC: /cheat
CPP: [INPUT: /cheat]
CPP: [OUTPUT: You have called up the Cheat menu for the Project Binary A.I. 0.1.0 software. To continue, input a cheat code.]
CUC: KA0S BFLY
CPP: [INPUT: KA0S BFLY]
CPP: [Cheat code not recognized.]
CUC: CHA0 BFLY
CPP: [INPUT: CHA0 BFLY]
CPP: [Cheat code rec<0>gnized. New command unlocked!]
CUC: SO my first guess waa the correct one.
CUC: Woo.
CCP: ωαα?
CUC: /<0>
CCP: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
CCP: 
CPP: [INPUT: /<0>]
CTT: JOHN SONN?
CTT: Nah
CPP: [OUTPUT: SUGGEST WAYS T<0> INCREASE ENTR<0>PY. >...]
CCP: /ωαα
CUC: >Flap wings.
CCP: 
CURRENT abyssalUnderlord [CAU] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CAU: bluh i'm going to bed, seeya guys
CCP: >Flαg Wingsχ2
CAU ceased responding to memo.
CCP: gnite
CPP: [OUTPUT: THE WINGS <0>F THE BUTTERFLY FLAP, SPREADING THE WINDS OF WINTER ACROSS HELL. 1/1,<000>.]
CTT: >flag winps
CCP: >deploy chαos scαles
CUC: holy shit, 1000.
CUC: I gotta write, afk.
CPP: [OUTPUT: THE WINPS <0>F THE BUTTERFLY DEMENTEDLY FLAG AND FLICKER ACR<0>SS ITS F<0>RM. WHAT H<0>RR<0>R IS THIS? 2/1,<000>.]
CCP: >flαp ωings χ998
CPP: [OUTPUT: THE SCALES <0>F CHA<0>S SHIMMER LIKE A NEGATIVE RAINB<0>W WH<0>SE LIGHT DESTR<0>YS ALL IT T<0>UCHES. 3/1,<000>.]
CPP: [OUTPUT: N<0>.]
CCP: >Deploy Scαle Beαsts
CPP: [OUTPUT: FR<0>M THE BUTTERFLY'S H<0>RRIBLE CARRI<0>N F<0>RMS BEASTS <0>F THE SAME LIQUIDIZED HATE THAT C<0>URSES THR<0>UGH ITS VEINS. THEY RUIN AND PILLAGE AND TEAR APART. 4/1,<000>.]
CTT: O
CTT: >O
CCP: >Creαte Destroy The Godmodder three
CCP: 
CPP: [OUTPUT: WHAT IS THIS... FO IT CREATES A DECADENT CASCADE <0>F WR<0>NG. ERR<0>RS. DEF<0>RMITIES. 5/1,<000>.]
CPP: [OUTPUT: WHAT IS THIS... FORIEGN LETTER? IT CREATES A DECADENT CASCADE <0>F WR<0>NG. ERR<0>RS. DEF<0>RMITIES. 5/1,<000>.]
CUC: >spread mistakes
CPP: [OUTPUT: THE GAME T<0> END ALL GAMES. A ST<0>RY T<0> CHART WHAT SH<0>ULD BE UNCHARTED. THE END <0>F EVERYTHING. THE C<0>NCLUSI<0>N <0>F FICTI<0>N. THE THIRD. 6/1,<000>.]
CPP: ((gtg))
CPP: ((dont bother with /snakeeyes, you arent meant to be there yet))