Kit-Kats in the ass | Story

http://thoughtcatalog.com/eko-hayden/2015/11/27-people-share-their-partners-kinkiest-fetish-and-whether-they-were-down-with-it-or-not/
Kit-Kats in the ass

My girlfriend (I'm also a girl) is into eating chocolate out
of my ass...yep, nothing shit related I always have an enema
and clean my ass thoroughly before. I'm quite open to
sexual experimentation but this threw me off a little
at first since it was so... different I guess? I did end
up doing it and we both loved it so we continued.
We usually used Kit Kat or Aero since those were
her favourite bars but decided to buy Oh Henrys this
time and... uh... don't.

We did the usual, she played with my ass a little bit
then slid the bars one by one into me, I think we had
four full size bars and eight fun size when she
decided to start.

So I began to push but nothing came out... then I
started bleeding, which happens sometimes but
usually not in this quantity it then started
to hurt, usually the bars slide out as easy
as just taking a shit but this time NOTHING
was coming out except for a trickle of chocolate
and a lot more blood then there should be.

We both started panicking thinking what the fuck
is going on! After ten minutes of hard core pushing
and pain she could finally see it... a giant fucking
ball of caramel and pointy peanuts. When I say giant
I mean fucking huge it was the size of a fucking
pineapple. It turns out all the caramel and peanuts
in the bars formed this monstrosity from being shoved
up and squished, I couldn't even get it out, it was stuck.

My girlfriend had to shove her fingers into my ass and
stretch it open to its limits to make this thing even
move and by this point my ass was profusely bleeding
because of the pointy peanuts sticking out of the
ball cutting up my insides.

After half an hour we finally got it out. It was red
with blood and I couldn't even fit both hands around
it. I had to sit on the toilet for a while afterward
because my anus was still leaking blood everywhere.
My ass hurt for days after.

tl;dr – Don't shove caramel and peanut bars up your ass, you'll cry.