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Kit-Kats in the ass | Story

Aug 23rd, 2016
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  1. http://thoughtcatalog.com/eko-hayden/2015/11/27-people-share-their-partners-kinkiest-fetish-and-whether-they-were-down-with-it-or-not/
  2. Kit-Kats in the ass
  3.  
  4. My girlfriend (I'm also a girl) is into eating chocolate out
  5. of my ass...yep, nothing shit related I always have an enema
  6. and clean my ass thoroughly before. I'm quite open to
  7. sexual experimentation but this threw me off a little
  8. at first since it was so... different I guess? I did end
  9. up doing it and we both loved it so we continued.
  10. We usually used Kit Kat or Aero since those were
  11. her favourite bars but decided to buy Oh Henrys this
  12. time and... uh... don't.
  13.  
  14. We did the usual, she played with my ass a little bit
  15. then slid the bars one by one into me, I think we had
  16. four full size bars and eight fun size when she
  17. decided to start.
  18.  
  19. So I began to push but nothing came out... then I
  20. started bleeding, which happens sometimes but
  21. usually not in this quantity it then started
  22. to hurt, usually the bars slide out as easy
  23. as just taking a shit but this time NOTHING
  24. was coming out except for a trickle of chocolate
  25. and a lot more blood then there should be.
  26.  
  27. We both started panicking thinking what the fuck
  28. is going on! After ten minutes of hard core pushing
  29. and pain she could finally see it... a giant fucking
  30. ball of caramel and pointy peanuts. When I say giant
  31. I mean fucking huge it was the size of a fucking
  32. pineapple. It turns out all the caramel and peanuts
  33. in the bars formed this monstrosity from being shoved
  34. up and squished, I couldn't even get it out, it was stuck.
  35.  
  36. My girlfriend had to shove her fingers into my ass and
  37. stretch it open to its limits to make this thing even
  38. move and by this point my ass was profusely bleeding
  39. because of the pointy peanuts sticking out of the
  40. ball cutting up my insides.
  41.  
  42. After half an hour we finally got it out. It was red
  43. with blood and I couldn't even fit both hands around
  44. it. I had to sit on the toilet for a while afterward
  45. because my anus was still leaking blood everywhere.
  46. My ass hurt for days after.
  47.  
  48. tl;dr – Don't shove caramel and peanut bars up your ass, you'll cry.
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