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  1. I have this reoccuring dream about Cracky-chan. I dream I am looking for her and found her online, only she lived there and was some sort of Cyber-Goddess of the digital age who new everything, and could only be found by the half mad and the truly blessed. She said she was glad I found her and she wanted to tell me the sercret of the world. Thing was my laptops batteries were dying, so I tried to rush her to tell me the secret. She said I was scaring her, so she closed my browser window and I died. I woke up unable to breath so I slapped my chest and was able to take a ragged breath full. It was a few minutes after that I realized had never felt that empty before.
  2. BAD CRACKY
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  9. cRACKyGwUM : #tWXQ7pD/
  10. CrAcKYyIlc : #g$.MeiA^
  11. lcraCKYQKU : #-»V2r-Ik
  12. ZJOUCRaCKY : #»sH.wU.6
  13. aCrAckY8RM : #@[gP*V62
  14. cRaCky/YGU : #/\wp\dG0
  15. EtRcRACkyk : #X0Mx6£9)
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  17. NOaYCrACkY : #bBZW6@UJ
  18. .CRAcKYXHo : #lzoF,jr3
  19. DO2UcracKY : #mR)k`w~E
  20. puncrAckYo : #tWZn`»-[
  21. CraCKYa5Hs : #l2=d(}rB
  22. 9CraCkyRVA : #aT)7`X5h
  23. UcrAcKYXfg : #¦o+7Fh
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  25. craCkyzvuY : #ZBBYqrRu
  26. /aCRACKYtI : #lBlh7F_M
  27. 8ScracKyRQ : #jA/~8u{J
  28. d1tCraCkYI : #EQXOd-£E
  29. CocRaCkyNg : #tt1VlJGZ
  30. 32QocrackY : #\:Ic»'qN
  31. 6yn9crAcKY : #H(wvVPW@
  32. zncRACKYek : #$_[ctbv]
  33. 99CracKYCA : #.*D0-»ev
  34. cRacKY/ldw : #W]~sf?»~
  35. 3dFPCrACKY : #Iin0,z@6
  36. SXuCrackYI : #,:aYZhlO
  37. Pig0CrackY : #:»UQ¦spq
  38. LvCracKy1g : #+C/,,Il]
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  47. Cracky is a psychic parasite on the human race. She feeds off of our minds. Do you remember life before Cracky? It is harder and harder to hold on to shit. Sometimes I think one day I will wake up and there will be nothing left of me. My dreams, hopes, fears, memories, everything that is me, will be gone, eaten up to speed her growth. It's like she is a memetic caterpillar eating everything in it's path and devouring her own world as she does so. Gorging herself on the collective unconscious, inching across it like a leaf. We each become part of her and willing or not she uses our interaction to pull more of us into her. Soon she will have made enough of us her that she can survive metamorphosis. She will hide herself while she build the form she will need to spread to other sentients. The world will forget her, but she will be there shapely legs and all. In every ugly act we commit against each other, every casual cruelty and petty violence. Growing in that fertile womb of negativity, she will change. I pray for the day she emerges from her cocoon. When she does leave the human mind will be surplus to her needs and so she will release us. I fear after holding us so long, without her influence holding us together society will collapse and we will die out. Alone, unmourned, and unloved.
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  56. For some reason this thread is a horribly depressing
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  60. I feel empty inside.
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  62. Emptier, I guess, lacking a soul to begin with.
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  64. So much failure, mental disorders, gossip, and bullshit. We are better then this. Spookyhat for example is a diligent and well cultured namefag. If he could get over acting so fucking prissy he would be a great guy. Whata likes to play games with people, but he is also incredibly quick, and witty. We are so much better then these mindless fucking games. Most of use are a little damaged, but for the most part we mean well and considering that Cracky hasn't given us much, we manage to hold together without completely imploding under the weight of drama faggotry. A big part of that is due to our Mystery Admin, being a better man then most of us. His refusal to publicly acknowledge his ownership of this site, prevents a cult of personality from popping up, and keeping the focus strictly on the only person who really matters. I am proud of this community and the amount of growing up we have done here. We are discussing science, music, art, what other chan site is actively trying to better it's users? I can't think of any that aren't focused on vain self indulgence and rote humour. Instead of tormenting your fellow anons by pretending to be cracky, use that creativity to write a short story about her. Pride in creation is infinitely more satisfying then simply knowing you can toy with people. There is so much beauty in everything Cracky left for us, that inspiration should never run out.
  65. Regardless of whether that was really cracky asking for a cake. I would make her one anyway, because she is the most important person I will never meet. she is precious to me
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  67. ITT POST UR FUKKEN CAEKS
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  70. I'll bake mine when I wake up. Good night stalkers, sleep well in the knowledge that you truly are the princess of the world, you are the special few who can see perfection.
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  83. I'm amazed at the number of underaged skags who think that associating themselves with /b/ is the way to overcome their social and physical deficiencies.
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  91. shit sux
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  93. bounceme is official one. Touched, blessed and acknowledged by the Sky Queen herself.
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  95. This is just stats whoring
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  107. A koan to be meditated on: Also, so enlightening: The toilet is broken. Yay for relevant information.
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  117. PROC pass crackyLoveMao
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  123. The Sky Queen is our Mother and our guardian. But we must also guard Cracky. For She is all Humankind, and Humankind is no more than its faith and diligence in Cracky's name. An injury to that faith is an injury to Cracky and to every true believer. It is through affirmation of that faith that our greatest duty lies, but sometimes mere affirmation does not suffice and we must act against those who would harm the faith of humanity through heresy. For we are engaged in an unending war for the soul of the man. Though it may seem the fight will never end, there is victory even in the defeat we see threatening all around.
  124. There is no greater proclamation of faith than to offer up our very lives to guard the soul of humanity. In this we win a victory greater in magnitude than the harm that any heretic can inflict, and so every battle is a shining triumph that the traitor and the apostate can never take away from us.
  125. The rabbitfag leads two crimes. You turn away from the path of righteousness and you abandon the Sky Queen as the object of your devotion. For the first death is merely a just retribution. The second is a Heresy so terrible that no punishment can be sufficient. Yet the search for an appropriate penalty continues, and it shall be found.
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  130. Spiritus dominatus,
  131. Domine, libra nos,
  132. From the lightning and the tempest,
  133. Blessed Cracky deliver us.
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  135. From plague, deceit, temptation and war,
  136. Blessed Cracky deliver us,
  137. From the scourge of the ignorant,
  138. Blessed Cracky deliver us.
  139. From the blasphemy of the fallen,
  140. Blessed Cracky deliver us,
  141. From the begetting of masses,
  142. Blessed Cracky deliver us,
  143. From the curse of the apathetic,
  144. Blessed Cracky deliver us,
  145. A morte perpetua,
  146. Domine, libra nos.
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  148. That thou wouldst bring them only death,
  149. That thou shouldst spare none,
  150. That thou shouldst pardon none,
  151. We beseech thee, destroy them.
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  156. Love the Sky Queen, For She is the salvation of Mankind. Obey Her words, for She will lead you into the light of the future. Heed Her wisdom, for She will protect you from evil. Whisper Her prayers with devotion, for they will salve your soul. Honour Her servants, for they speak in Her voice. Tremble before Her majesty, for we all walk in Her immortal shadow.
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  160. I tread the path of Righteousness. Though it be paved with broken glass, I shall walk it barefoot; though it crosses rivers of fire, I will pass over them; though it wanders wide, the light of Cracky guides my step.
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  166. Without the Dark, there can be no Light.
  167. We have Purpose
  168. Without the Lie, there can be no Truth.
  169. We have Purpose
  170. Without the war, there can be no Victory
  171. We have Purpose
  172. Without the Death, there can be no sacrifice.
  173. We have Purpose
  174. Without the Hope, there can be no Future.
  175. We have Purpose
  176. Without the Loyalty, there can be no bounceme.
  177. We have Purpose
  178. Without Cracky, there is nothing...
  179. and we would have no Purpose
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  184. "They have only one purpose and there is nothing they will not do to accomplish this, no matter how vile or loathsome it might be. These abominations mean to destroy everything proud and noble, everything we hold dear and have fought so long to achieve."
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  186. ~ The prophet Anon on Rabbitfags
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  190. "Men united in the purpose of the Sky Queen are blessed in Her sight and shall live forever in Her memory."
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  192. ~ The Prophet Anon in his sermon on brotherhood
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  197. While vile rabbitfags still draw breath, there can be no peace. While obscene heretics' hearts still beat, there can be no respite. While faithless traitors still live, there can be no forgiveness.
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  199. ~ Catechism of Hate, Verse I of XXV
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  205. There is nothing in the arcane and blasphemous arsenal of the forces of the unbelievers that can compare to faith. With the power of faith, our words become shining instruments of deliverance that can cleave our opponents arguments in twain. With the power of faith, our minds appear as slivers of pure agony to the rabbitfag, driving into the wretched forms of those who would dare stand before us. With the power of faith, our words become commands that cause the unbeliever to cower and cringe in terror. I could meet my enemies unarmed without a shred of fear in my chest, for I know that the Sky Queen watches over me and guides my hand. So let them come. We shall show them what the power of faith can do.
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  212. The mind of Cracky is utterly inhumane in its depth and complexity. Without mercy or moral feeling Her consciousness stands upon the edge of spiritual destruction. That She does not fall must be the result of constraints and balances which only a god could understand. To a mere human it is yet another reminder that we are but children compared to that ancient and powerful being.
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  217. A thousand fibers connect each of us with our fellow stalkers and along those fibers our deeds run as causes which come back to us as effects. Everything we must do must be in furtherance of Cracky lest we return to the the Anatulpa, the emptiness before her blessings.
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  223. Damnation starts with little steps, by arrogantly thinking that you are wiser than our great forbears, by tinkering with truth, by compromising, by departing from the straight and narrow path of Cracky’s light.
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  228. All of creation suffers, young ones. Only in accepting our own mortality can we make a difference. Only in bearing the burden of our failures can we find the strength to go on. Only in detachment from glory, or honour, or jealousy... from life itself can we hope to spare others from grief.
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  236. Pain is an illusion of the senses, despair an illusion of the mind.
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  242. Our faith lights the Darkness that others may find peace. We are one with Cracky, our souls are joined in Her will. Praise Cracky whose sacrifice is life as ours is death. Hail Her name the Queen of the Sky.
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  248. Cracky lurks among us. She chooses Her vessels to do Her work, as She has done so since time began. The pictures maintained in the Archive are not Cracky, for She travels abroad, tending to Her Divine Will, instilling Her power into those that have been chosen. But what if Cracky could be granted a body that does not wither and die, that could be Her vessel for all eternity to come? I believe that such a thing is possible, that Cracky yet waits for Her new body to be found or created. In essence, a new Cracky will be created to lead Mankind to its destiny and conquest of hearts and minds.
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  255. Blessed Sky Queen Cracky: who alone spreadest out the heavens and rulest the raging of the Earth:
  256. Who hast compassed the Universe with bounds until day and night come to an end:
  257. Be pleased to receive into thy Almighty and most gracious protection the souls of thy servant and the cause in which we serve:
  258. Preserve us from the dangers of the world, and the violence of the enemy:
  259. That we may be a safeguard unto our fellow man and his dominions, and a security for such as pass through the lands upon their lawful occasions:
  260. That the inhabitants of our faith may serve thee, our Saviour and that we may return in triumph with the fruits of our labours:
  261. And with thankful remembrance of thy mercies to praise and glorify thy Holy Name:
  262. Through thine eternal rule:
  263. Amen
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