With a Little Help: Part 3, Party Pooper

Part 3

>Wake up
>Shower shit and shave
>Check the time
>Seems like Fluttershy is running late
>Maybe she's giving up
>Smile and go head off to do some odd jobs
>Near the park area
>See Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie
>Hope this isn't going where you think this is going
>She was the last one you wanted helping Fluttershy
>Shudder
>Anything but Pinkie
>Decide you're being paranoid and walk past them
>Hopefully they'll ignore you
>They turn to look at you and begin to approach
>Oh god, nononono
>Pinkie is helping Fluttershy
>Scream
AAAAAAAAUGH!
>Run
>They seem surprised to see you running
>The two ponies start to chase after you
>And you were hoping today was going to be a good day
>Chased for a minute or two
>Make many sharp turns in alleyways
>Head out to market area
>They're waiting for you there
>Jump over them
>Notice a flash mob of riverdancing ponies
>Why do you live here again?
>Just roll with it
>Riverdance your way past the crowd
>They attempt to do the same, but Fluttershy screws it up and trips
>Causes the entire crowd to trip
>Keep running
>Eventually arrive at library
>About to enter but a Pink face is obstructing your view
>"Hey!"
>Pinkie greets you
>Oh god how is she doing that!?
>"Wait Anon-"
>You don't give her the chance
>Run like crazy
>Notice it's just Pinkie chasing you this time
>She keeps popping out at every turn
>Eventually she hits her head on a tree she was popping out of
>Victory!
>You make it to a small lake
>Pinkie pops out of a nearby bush
>You're screwed
What do you want from me!? Are you going to force me into a basement and have Fluttershy violate me!?
>She giggles
>"Why would I do that?"
>Wait what?
>She giggles for a bit
>"I'm inviting-"
>She corrects herself
>She pulls a confused Fluttershy out of the bush
>"We're inviting you to hang out with us at the block party!"
What block party?
>"This afternoon! It's going to have superduper awesome events, rides, and lots of sweets!"
>"We have three tickets that give us unlimited access to everything, and one has your name on it!"
>Look at the ticket she is now holding up
>It does have your name on it
>"I organized the whole thing, so it's for real!"
>Fluttershy nods with a smile and adds
>"It'll be fun Anon..."
What's this even celebrating? And why are you helping her?
>"Can't tell you, I pinkie promised."
Well, I'm gonna pass...
>"Are you sure? You mentioned something about a basement earlier, is that how Fluttershy can win your heart?"
>Pinkie gets a sultry look
>Puts a hoof under your chin
>Your jimmies are rustling like mad now
You know what? I accept your offer.....
>Shudder
>You're glad Pinkie isn't the one trying to have sex with you
>Fluttershy flutters happily
>"Yay!"
>Sigh
>Pinkie notices your glum attitude
>"What's wrong? You get to have fun at a party with me and your best friend!"
>She pushes you and Fluttershy together
>Fluttershy takes this opportunity to rub your ass
>Slap her hoof away
>Pinkie then smiles
>"And maybe you two can become something more..."
>Wait did she just call Fluttershy your best friend?
Pinkie I need to have a word with you
>Pinkie and Fluttershy get closer to you to listen
Alone
>Fluttershy backs away with a sheepish smile
Pinkie, you do know she's been coming to my house very early in the morning to harass me right?
>Pinkie doesn't answer so you continue
She's always trying to guess my fetish and sometimes rape me. How is she my best friend again?
>Pinkie grins widely
>"Well, for starters you spend more time with her than the rest of the girls."
Yes, only be-
>"Aaaaaand~ you're always walking around Ponyville together."
>True but only when it's part of her schemes
>"You know each other very well too from what I can tell."
>"And she's given you more gifts than anypony else"
>"Not to mention she's been in your house very often, and cooks for you from time to time."
>Shes trying to make it sound good. But she's not adding in the awkwardness, the schemes, the embarrassment.
>But to your horror
>Despite all of this
>You realize Fluttershy is by default your best friend in this world
>Your eye twitches
>You feel a migraine coming on
>Won't admit it
She's not m-
>Pinkie puts a cupcake in your mouth
>"Aah ah ah don't say that Anon."
>"Anyway, we'll meet at your house at noon. Don't forget!"
>Fluttershy comes over and nuzzles you
>"Isn't this exciting....my best friend?"
>She blushes
>Something tells you she's going to keep calling you that for today...
>Fucking Pinkie Pie
>Head home
>Wait till noon
>Knocking on your door
>Yellow and Pink marshmallow ponies greet you
>See that Ponyville has almost literally transformed
>Rides everywhere
>Giant Ferris Wheel
>Stands and games
>Music everywhere
>And is that a roller coaster?
Okay, I'll admit this is pretty amazing considering the circumstances. You're something else Pinkie...
>"Thanks!"
>Fluttershy rubs her hoof nervously
>"So, my best friend what would you like to do first?"
>"I um recommend the petting zoo...but anything you wanna do is fine..."
>Anything you want to do huh?
>Get a particularly cruel thought
If I'm not mistaken there's a roller coaster over there right?
>As you approach the rollercoaster you look back at your two companions
>Fluttershy looks like someone just kicked a puppy and screamed at her for an hour
>She's shaking and squeaking
>Pinkie doesn't seem to notice her friend's distress and is bouncing along
>This rollercoaster is huge.
>Still wondering how this all got set up in so little time
>Probably magic
>It's always magic
>As you're waiting in line you hear Fluttershy whimper something out to Pinkie
>Pinkie pats her head, and begins whispering something
>Can't hear it all
>You only hear bits and pieces
>"pst pssst.. hold him.. psst pst ..romantic pssst"
>Soon you're seated on the roller coaster
>you make sure to be seated next to Pinkie, but she jumps out and switches seats with Fluttershy
>Fluttershy looks like she's going to have a heart attack
>The carts are making their way upward to the drop
>"*Squeak squeak*.. ?"
What?
>"*mumble*um *eep* ?"
>Sigh
>Fluttershy finally gets it out
>"Are th-thrill r-r-rides y-your fetish!?"
No Fluttershy
>She doesn't respond because the drop has started
>She screams loudly and holds on to you
>With an iron grip
Eerk! Let go!
>She just whimpers and buries her head into your side
>Pinkie is having the time of her life and notices Fluttershy's in peril
>"Now's your chance Fluttershy, kiss him in the heat of the moment!"
>Damn it Pinkie
>Oddly enough Fluttershy seems to pull it together
>She's shaking and moves in to kiss you
>Dodge it
>The carts go for a loop
>Fluttershy looks very green now, but pulls you into a kiss
>Can't get away
>Another loop
>Kiss still isn't broken
>Fluttershy lets out a sick groan
>One more loop
>Oh no...
>She vomits into your mouth
>Oh god! WHY?!
>When the ride is over you vomit in disgust
>Pinkie looks confused at the two of you
>As Pinkie goes off to get you two some water Fluttershy turns to you and asks
>"Is vomit your...fetish anon?"
>Fucking Fluttershy
>Well that backfired on you
>Immensely
>After some clean up everything seems back to normal
>Fluttershy smiles and turns to the both of you
>"Let's go to the petting zoo."
>"I'd love to see all the cute animals there with Pinkie and...."
>She gives you bedroom eyes
>"My best friend~."
>Shrug
>Why not
>There's no way either of these two can shoehorn a fetish or romace situation into a petting zoo of all things
>Right?
>Arrive, there's goats, sheep (which can talk..), and all sorts of other animals
>Fluttershy looks ecstatic
>Actually have a good time feeding them
>Things might not be so bad after all...
>Laugh as a goat eats up pellets from your hand
>Turn to see Pinkie gone
>She's now eating pellets from your hand
>Withdraw your hand
What are you doing?
>"It looked like fun!"
>Fluttershy looks thoughtfully
>You try to ignore that strange moment and get more pellets
>Before you can react yellow quiet is sucking on your hand
Agh! Knock it off Fluttershy!
>Run off
>This is too much
>Bump into a line
>It's for a stage to do karaoke
>Turn around to see Pinkie and Banana Hush
>Pinkie's eyes brighten as she gets some idea
>She pushes Fluttershy into the line and drags you to sit down at a nearby table
>Oh boy
>Some lame karaoke later and it's Fluttershy's turn
>Time for lamest karaoke
>She looks very nervous
>"So um...I would like to dedicate this s-song."
>"To my best friend, Anon."
>She clears her throat
>Music starts up
>Oh no it can't be this song
>How does it exist in Equestria?!
>She inhales and begins to sing
>"W-we're no strangers to love.."
>"Um you know the rules and so do I"
>"A full commitment's what I'm thinking of"
>"You wouldn't get this from any other gal"
>"I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling"
>"Gotta make you understand"
>She's actually getting in to it
>And she sounds alright, but why this song?!
>Look around to see all the ponies are loving this
>Pinkies shaking her head back and forth
>Bury your head in your arms
>"Never gonna give you up"
>"Never gonna let you down"
>"Never gonna run around and desert you"
>"Never gonna make you cry"
>"Never gonna say goodbye"
>"Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you"
>Sings entire song
>Cheering from everyone listening
>As Fluttershy leaves the stage Pinkie and you meet up with her
>"Did you like it?"
>She looks at you expectantly
>"It's how I feel about you..."
I'll just tell you that you aren't my b-
>Pinkie shoves a cupcake in your mouth
>God damn it Pinkie
>Afterwards the activities are fairly normal
>Some of the other mane six meet up with your little group and join in too
>After some time it's just the three of you again
>It's late afternoon
>Something suddenly occurs to Pinkie
>She gasps loudly
>"The cake! They're giving out cake about now!"
>She wraps her hooves around yellow pone and you
>She jumps into a bush
>You all pop out to a buffet area
>How does she do that?
>Notice the cake is pink and yellow
>Pay it no mind
>Fluttershy is given the first piece, but balances the plate on her hooves over to you
>Piece has her cutie mark on it
>She blushes
>"For you, best friend."
>Roll your eyes and hear her squee when you eat it
>Pinkie swallows hers in one bite
>Fluttershy is about to eat her piece when she looks at you
>"Did the food excite you, best friend?"
You're not my-
>Cupcake in mouth
>ugh
>Take cupcake out of mouth
It was good, but what do you mean exciting?
>She doesn't respond
>Instead Fluttershy rubs her piece of cake all over her face
>"Does this d-drive you wild, mister?"
>Pinkie laughs
>"That's not how you food fight!"
>She rushes to the buffet table and balances a bunch of pies on her head
>Throws one at each of your faces
>Then throws it at all the other ponies in the area
>At the top of her lungs she cries out
>"FOOOOOD FIGHT!"
>Almost instantly food is flying from all directions
>The three of you hide under the table
>Pinkie is giggling
>Fluttershy still thinks food is your fetish
>And you
>You're thinking this shit never happens in Manehattan
>Why do you live here?
>As you begin to ponder what places you can move to next month Fluttershy moves closer to you
>She takes some pie goop and rubs it on your crotch
>Glare at her
>She backs away, but is still smiling with a sultry look
>Pinkie makes some strange military style gestures to the two of you
What?
>She repeats the gesture
I don't understand...
>"We need to sneak around everyp0ny and then blast 'em with everything we got!"
>Ignore that order and watch Pinkie sneak off to execute her plan
>You head off in the opposite direction dodging foods of all kinds
>Fluttershy is close behind with wingboners
>You're now close to the large cake, past that and you should be out of the buffet area
>Fluttershy has other plans
>She licks her lips and pounces you
>You stumble and the both of you fall on a shocked Cranky Doodle Donkey
>He panics and he runs into the massive cake
>You're all now covered in a massive pile of frosting and cake pieces
>Fluttershy is dry humping you and moaning lustily
>"Mmmm Anon"
Food is not my fetish!
>"B-b-but..."
It's not, just get off please
>"Oh, okay."
>Fucking Fluttershy
>It takes some time to clean you two up
>Some more activities later
>It's nighttime
Well time to go ho-
>Pinkie shakes her head
>"Nuh uh!"
>"There's gonna be fireworks in an hour!"
>"And I know just the spot to watch them!"
>She leads the two of you to some hill overlooking a big portion of the town
>Lays down a blanket she got from....somewhere
>As you all settle down Fluttershy turns to you
>"Best friend?"
>Sigh
What.
>"Do you know what the party is about?"
No...
>She looks saddened by your answer
Pinkie won't tell me.
>You turn to look at Pinkie, but she's nowhere to be found
>Realize that she arranged the two of you to be alone here.
>Fluttershy smiles sadly, and then looks into your eyes
>"Today is my birthday."
>That took you by surprise
>Wonder why you didn't get the signs
>Her friends paying special attention to her when they joined in on the activities
>The cake with her cutie mark
>Sometimes you're an idiot
>Fluttershy looks deeper into your eyes
I don't understand, loud giant parties aren't your thing.
>"No..they're not. It's just that I wanted to celebrate...us"
>"And maybe you liked these kind of parties."
Oh....
>Not sure how to feel
But why did you not tell me? Why have Pinkie promise you to not tell me?
>She looks very sad, and hides behind her mane
>She lowers her head
>"I was afraid if you knew y-you wouldn't come."
>You were about to say you would have come
>But that would have been a lie
>You were reluctant to be a part of this whole thing to begin with.
>Still feel bad.
>"Did you have fun, my best friend?"
Yeah... I guess I did.
>She smiles, and then looks at you hopefully
>The fireworks begin off in the distance
>"Anon..."
>"Since it's my birthday...um"
>You shake your head
>"Please, can I at least pretend?"
>"A kiss! A small one, anything?"
>Her voice started wavering with each suggestion.
Just watch the fireworks...
>You try not to look at her
>It's no use your eyes catch her large sad eyes
Alright...just a hug
>You open your arms, and instantly shes hugging your waist tightly
>She doesn't let go
Why don't you just give up on me Fluttershy?
I'm not worth the trouble.
>She shakes her head and looks up at you
>"I love you too much to do that."
>She looks so sad and yet so determined
>"I'm not giving up *snf* not now...not ever!"
>She cries softly and you pat her head
>You don't say anything, you feel too bad to
>After several moments you end the embrace
>You get up
>Time to go home
Happy Birthday
>As you walk away, you sigh and add
My best friend
>Today was a fun day