Dota 2 - Pangolier In-game Shitpost Script

//Add to autoexec.cfg which should be in steamapps\common\dota 2 beta\game\dota\cfg
//If autoexec.cfg is not there, create a new text file and rename it to "autoexec.cfg"
//MAKE SURE IT IS NOT NAMED autoexec.cfg.txt
//Either bind an unused key to +phrase_dice or uncomment the section below
//Open the console in Dota 2 and run "exec autoexec.cfg" every time you start Dota 2


//If config.cfg does not exist, replace KEY with the key and uncomment below
//unbind KEY
//bind "KEY" "+phrase_dice"


//To change text, replace everything but "say " in the quotes
//Fill it with your own better jokes
alias phrase1 "say did you get my POINT?"
alias phrase2 "say Pangolins are mammals of the order Pholidota. The one extant family, Manidae, has three genera: Manis, which comprises four species living in Asia; Phataginus, which comprises two species living in Africa; and Smutsia, which comprises two species also living in Africa.[1]"
alias phrase3 "say what the shell?"
alias phrase4 "say *waves a white flag* these colors don't run"
alias phrase5 "say here's a tip. of a sword. stabbing you"
alias phrase6 "say quel terrible cas d'incompétence *shakes head sadly*"
alias phrase7 "say i sure could go for a noob sandwich *slices baguette and u with sword*"
alias phrase8 "say hello. my name is Donte Panlin. you killed my support. prepare to die"
alias phrase9 "say mi nombre es Donte, exterminador de noobs"
alias phrase10 "say hon hon hon"


//Don't change these
alias verbalharassment_waiton "alias diceroll phrase_next; phrase_next"
alias verbalharassment_nowait "phrase_cycle"
alias phrase_diceroll_1 "alias phrase_result phrase1;alias phrase_cycle phrase_diceroll_2"
alias phrase_diceroll_2 "alias phrase_result phrase2;alias phrase_cycle phrase_diceroll_3"
alias phrase_diceroll_3 "alias phrase_result phrase3;alias phrase_cycle phrase_diceroll_4"
alias phrase_diceroll_4 "alias phrase_result phrase4;alias phrase_cycle phrase_diceroll_5"
alias phrase_diceroll_5 "alias phrase_result phrase5;alias phrase_cycle phrase_diceroll_6"
alias phrase_diceroll_6 "alias phrase_result phrase6;alias phrase_cycle phrase_diceroll_7"
alias phrase_diceroll_7 "alias phrase_result phrase7;alias phrase_cycle phrase_diceroll_8"
alias phrase_diceroll_8 "alias phrase_result phrase8;alias phrase_cycle phrase_diceroll_9"
alias phrase_diceroll_9 "alias phrase_result phrase9;alias phrase_cycle phrase_diceroll_10"
alias phrase_diceroll_10 "alias phrase_result phrase10;alias phrase_cycle phrase_diceroll_1"


alias +phrase_dice "alias waitcheck_pass verbalharassment_waiton;alias waitcheck_fail verbalharassment_nowait;waitcheck_test"
alias -phrase_dice "phrase_result;alias diceroll "
alias phrase_next "phrase_cycle;wait 5;diceroll"
alias phrase_cycle phrase_diceroll_1

//Wait-checking script
alias waitcheck_fail "echoln >> WAIT DISABLED ON SERVER"
alias waitcheck_pass "echoln >> WAIT ENABLED ON SERVER"
alias waitcheck_test2 "wait 10;alias waitcheck_result waitcheck_pass"
alias waitcheck_test "waitcheck_test2;alias waitcheck_result waitcheck_fail;wait 15;waitcheck_result"


echoln Autoexec loaded!