Hitler in hell

from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #728
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When Hitler makes his inevitable appearance on the show, do you want him to be cliche genocidal Hitler or "rtired and just wants to paint" Hitler
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If he does appear in the show (Viv did mention that some of history's most notorious figures have already been purged), he'd most likely be the latter...

...Before ultimately being accidentally encouraged by Charlie to "turn a new leaf", and resuming his political career in Hell (now acting as something of Republican stereotype, because heavy-handed metaphors), and then ultimately put down by the nobility for making too much racket and being seen as something of a troublemaker.
Throw in a couple of references from Lucifer about how Lenin and Patton was put down the same way, and you got an episode.
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Please no.
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Did Patton do anything bad enough to get him damned and I forgot? Its been a while since I did my book report on him but what I mainly remember was that he was nuttier than all get out, but in a Dan Aykroyd kind of way, not a "herd everyone in the village into the church, bar the door, and set fire to it" kind of way. Didn't he pray daily too?
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Not as far as I know. I just mentioned him because I could picture him trying to raise an army to fight against the forces of Hell, and I needed someone as a parallel to Lenin.
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Patton was pretty barbaric and wasn't very Christian and believed he was reincarnated from generals of the past. Than again thoughts =/= actions. He probably would be in heaven.
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Since Hell is "Overpopulated" I'd imagine most military men would end up down there purely because they killed.
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>>38704725
He believed in a lot of stuff. He had his own hodgepodge religion. He was praying to God and believing he was a reincarnation of ancient roman generals at the same time. Dude was nuts.

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Meanwhile Desmond Doss is up there absolutely furious.
>"WHAT WAS THE POINT OF SAVING ALL THOSE LIVES WITHOUT EVER HANDLING A WEAPON IF YOU WERE GOING TO SEND THEM DOWN TO HELL ANYWAY?!?!"
>Goes and cries to Zadkiel and Raphael
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Yeah, it turns out only medics and the like, who never carried a weapon anyone made it in to Heaven, even medics who killed to protect the wounded don't make it in.

>Desmond Doss and William Coltman betting on when the next vet will get into Heaven.