/v/ the Musical - Where's Geno?

Where's Geno? by DR Anon
Parody of Where's Gary from Spongebob Squarepants
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I wonder why he missed the cut
I would’ve given my left nut
Where's Geno?
Now I'm searching for a shred of proof
I’ll scream and shout on every roof
That I'm nostalgic for my youth
Where’s Geno, Sakurai?
I’ll spam on Smashboards, spam on /v/
Where's Geno?
Nintendo, please acknowledge me!
Where's Geno?
You got Ridley. You got K. Rool.
Stop calling me a deluded fool
Puppetbros we’re all still cool
Where’s Geno, Sakurai?
Where’s the reveal? Where can he be?
His game reshaped the industry!
I've petitioned and mailed Japan
Get him in Smash please, if you can

*instrumental solo*

I want his guns, his Geno Whirl,
his blue hat with his orange curls
I seethe and rage as fate unfurls
Where’s Geno, Sakurai?
Each new reveal just makes me sick
Fighters I’m seeing just don’t click
The posts on you I used type
Pushed Brawl to unrealistic hype
and then shilling you became my life

So once my raving’s justified
Where's Geno?
We can all get off this hype-train ride
Where's Geno?
Each night I scream to God above, “Where’s all my Square-Enix love?“
All topics I post up only read, “Where’s Geno, Sakurai?!”
Oh! Oh, where’s Geno, Sakurai?!
Tell me where’s Geno, Sakurai?!
Where's Geno?
Where's Geno?
A direct?!
Where's Geno?
Could it be?!
Where's Geno?
Geno?!
Where's Geno?
Oh my god! Here it comes!
Where's Geno?
It’s happening! We’re getting Geno!
Where's Geno?
*animalese speech*
Where's Geno?
ISABELLE!!!
Where’s Geno?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Where’s Geno?
Fuck you Sakurai! REEEEEE!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!