How to argue like Zeus

Zeus' guide to arguments and disputes of every kind.

Step 1: If the person you're arguing with is an admin, spam about inequality, fail to read any of the other persons sentences and when you begin to lose start spamming memes and emojis.

Step 2: If the person you're arguing with is BIack_Magic, spam about "muh dickriders" and ignore whenever Hisokka says "I don't care about my fans nor do I care if they leave me". Also make sure to start spamming memes and maintain a narcissistic personality and maintain the delusion that you are an "intellectual" and nothing matters to you. Don't forget to disregard the fact that it's impossible to maintain an illusion that you're smart when you can't even type up a grammatically correct sentence. Also make sure to ask dumb questions constantly and waste his time.

Step 3: If any of the above steps fail to work, just keep spamming memes until one of them works. Or until one of the admins gets annoyed and kicks you.

NOTE: The most important part out of all of this is to constantly brag about your "roasting" skills when nearly every "roast" you say is dumb and badly written.