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  2. Initforthehats: Will your jimmies ever be left alone?
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  5. numonered: find out next week
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  9. numonered: on the singularity!
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  12. Initforthehats: If we were a sitcom I'd become a parody of myself the fastest, no question.
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  15. bloocheese565: We've been cancelled after one episode
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  18. Gainedhate: Did we need a sitcom for that to happen?
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  21. WhatArandomName: I don't know what I'd be. XD
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  24. numonered: i'd probably shout at the audience
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  26.  
  27. numonered: then insult them
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  30. bloocheese565: What would I be, help
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  34. WhatArandomName: I'd probably be the awkward mostly silent one.
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  37. Initforthehats: I'd of course be the one that shows up randomly with totally unrelated problems to keep the plot moving.
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  40. Mukyukker: I see the conversation has turned to sictoms
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  43. WhatArandomName: Heh.
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  46. numonered: "look everyone it's hats! ohoho isn't he the odd one!" num: "how about you go **** yourself mr announcer man"
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  49. WhatArandomName: Hmm... in that case... I'm be the one that solves everyone's problems but never gets thanked for it.
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  51.  
  52. WhatArandomName: If we're going with generic television characters.
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  55. Initforthehats: Warn is the Only Sane Worker.
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  58.  
  59. WhatArandomName: Or perosnalities.
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  61.  
  62. Initforthehats: I'm the Kramer
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  64.  
  65. WhatArandomName: Personalities*
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  68. Mukyukker: I might be the guy with the snappy jokes that the auto audience laughs at
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  70.  
  71. Mukyukker: Whatever you call it, :P
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  73.  
  74. WhatArandomName: At my expense, of course. ;-)
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  77. bloocheese565: Warn, what would I be?
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  80. Gainedhate: You shout racial slurs at people randomly and ruin your career that only existed by riding the coattails of a real comedian?
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  84. Mukyukker: Nah, I'd be the one who pats your back when no one else does, warn
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  87. Initforthehats: Gained, you're a party pooper.
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  90. numonered: lol
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  92.  
  93. WhatArandomName: Uhmmm... You could be... the... uhm...
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  95.  
  96. Mukyukker: =D
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  98.  
  99. WhatArandomName: (What's Bloo, guys?)
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  101.  
  102. Gainedhate: Sorry, logic ruined your idea. *shakes his fist at logic*
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  105. Initforthehats: Bloo is clearly the attractive woman to get views
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  108.  
  109. Initforthehats: I mean, it has to be someone
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  111.  
  112. bloocheese565: I got it, I call the character that only shows up in the specials but plays a big role in the movie release
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  115. WhatArandomName: Yesh. =3
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  118. Initforthehats: BLOO YES
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  121. bloocheese565: Get ready for that christmas special
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  124. Gainedhate: You're Bill Murray in Charlie's Angels?
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  127. bloocheese565: too hot for television
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  129.  
  130. Initforthehats: YOU'RE LIKE THE BUILDING SUPER OR SOMETHING
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  133.  
  134. Initforthehats: >going off of an apartment themed sitcom
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  137. bloocheese565: Bluefox would be the manager of the apartment complex
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  140. Mukyukker: Nyanning for 1:45, feeling fine
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  143. Gainedhate: The Singularity was filmed in front of a live studio audience...at a zoo!!!
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  145.  
  146. WhatArandomName: And he's always mistrustful of new teneants.
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  148.  
  149. WhatArandomName: Tenants*
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  151.  
  152. Initforthehats: True. Maybe Bloo is a loveable hobo?
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  154.  
  155. Mukyukker: I'm the super friendly bartender or local store manager
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  159. WhatArandomName: Who throws stuff at people he doesn't like?
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  162. bloocheese565: No, I'm a tenant that appears in specials and plays a big role in the movie
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  165. Gainedhate: You guys should come up with ideas for comedy sketches first, for episode ideas and all. *nods*
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  168. bloocheese565: So anyway, who would die when the show lost ratings?
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  171. WhatArandomName: EVERAYONE.
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  174. Gainedhate: The guy with the highest salary and least airtime, hence, you.
  175.  
  176.  
  177. WhatArandomName: (Except me)
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  179.  
  180. Mukyukker: I'd be unnaturally happy
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  183.  
  184. Initforthehats: Well, who's the most loveable.
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  186.  
  187. Gainedhate: The victims?
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  190. bloocheese565: We've already discussed I'm a big role of the movie in the fifth season
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  193. Mukyukker: I actually have no idea what I'd be, any idea warn?
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  196. WhatArandomName: Not really. =P
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  199. Gainedhate: You'd aim for a sitcom, you'd end up with a Law and Order spinoff.
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  201.  
  202. WhatArandomName: Hmm...
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  205. bloocheese565: So I can't die before then
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  209. WhatArandomName: Maybe a good friend of mine and Bloo's that always gets the girls? XD
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  212. bloocheese565: I know who dies warn
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  215. Mukyukker: Never.
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  218. bloocheese565: that one guy that was an ass to everyone
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  221. bloocheese565: I forgot his name
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  224. Gainedhate: Hitler
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  227. Initforthehats: Gained?
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  229.  
  230. WhatArandomName: Oh. Mariusnogur?
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  233.  
  234. Initforthehats: OH MAGICAL
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  236.  
  237. WhatArandomName: Or... something.
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  239.  
  240. bloocheese565: Not Marius
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  242.  
  243. WhatArandomName: Noquar?
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  246. bloocheese565: Marius is grumpy old man
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  249. Initforthehats: MAGICAL WOULD BE DEAD
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  252. bloocheese565: and not Magical
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  255. Gainedhate: Yes hats jr?
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  259. bloocheese565: He left the chat forever ago, but he's in the wiki
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  262. WhatArandomName: Netherlandish?
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  265. Mukyukker: I guess I'm sticking to the store man or bartender
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  267.  
  268. Initforthehats: bartender methinks
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  271. bloocheese565: mytosapian
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  274. bloocheese565: Myto dies first
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  276.  
  277. Mukyukker: Yet I'm just 17, XD
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  280. WhatArandomName: Who is actually a genius and everyone's always trying to get you to go to college?
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  283.  
  284. rainbow191: hey people
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  286.  
  287. bloocheese565: I suppose me, but I'm not out of high school yet
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  290. Mukyukker: I'd say "Well, I'm happy when I make you folks happy"
  291.  
  292.  
  293. WhatArandomName: Oh, no. Sorry. I meant Muk. A genius bartender that everyone thinks should go to college and become a neuro... somehting.
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  296. Initforthehats: Troof.
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  299. Mukyukker: Again, I'd say "I'm happy when I make you folks happy"
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  302. Initforthehats: He still need someone to be the hot ratings girl.
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  305. Initforthehats: *we
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  309. WhatArandomName: Emzeh.
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  312. Gainedhate: Is your mom available?
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  315. Gainedhate: (Yes, I'm that bored.)
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  317.  
  318. Initforthehats: Gained, don't you have like, balloons to pop or dogs to piss on or something?
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  320.  
  321. Mukyukker: XD'
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  324. WhatArandomName: =3
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  326.  
  327. WhatArandomName: Or kids to chase off your lawn? XD
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  330. Gainedhate: Don't you have something something something yawnnnnnn, what?
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  334. Mukyukker: Hey, I'm doing the most pointless thing, nyan
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  336.  
  337. Mukyukker: That's my role
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  340. WhatArandomName: =O
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  343. bloocheese565: You just earned the The Octopus's Garden Badge and 15 points + 15 points for Badge of the Day!
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  346. Mukyukker: 5 more minutes till I hit a milestone
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  349. WhatArandomName: The hip bartender that's always telling meme jokes who is actually a genius and that everyone thinks should go to college and become a neuroscientist...
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  352. Initforthehats: ^^^
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  355. Initforthehats: YES
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  359. bloocheese565: Oh god meme jokes why
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  361.  
  362. Mukyukker: Not quite all meme jokes, :P
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  365. WhatArandomName: XD
  366.  
  367.  
  368. Mukyukker: But that is brilliant
  369.  
  370.  
  371. bloocheese565: Warn, how does my badge whoring work into this?
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  374. bloocheese565: I've got it
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  376.  
  377. Mukyukker: I just need an entertaining name.....
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  380. bloocheese565: Every night I bring home women to my apartment, and I make them cut a piece of their clothing and thumbtack it to a big wall
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  383.  
  384. WhatArandomName: XD
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  387. Initforthehats: Lol then make them leave
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  390. WhatArandomName: ^
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  393. bloocheese565: Nah, you gotta work them first
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  395.  
  396. Initforthehats: "Women I could have had sex with"
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  398.  
  399. WhatArandomName: Because you actually have deep psychological prombelms that gives you commitment issues.
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  401.  
  402. WhatArandomName: Problems*
  403.  
  404.  
  405. WhatArandomName: give*
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  408.  
  409. Mukyukker: I have prombelms
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  412. Mukyukker: XD
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  414.  
  415. WhatArandomName: Nah, that's Bloo. XD
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  418. Mukyukker: 30 seconds
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  421. Initforthehats: I don't know how my deep love of hats will translate into a show though
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  424. bloocheese565: I suppose that could be the comedic movie release
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  427. Mukyukker: You wear a different hat on each episode
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  430. bloocheese565: everyone works to help me find a woman
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  433.  
  434. Mukyukker: And point at it at some point
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  437. WhatArandomName: Lol. More than just one hat per episode. O.o
  438.  
  439.  
  440. Mukyukker: Saying what it is in a different way
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  442.  
  443. WhatArandomName: At least five.
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  446. Initforthehats: A different hat in every shot.
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  448.  
  449. Mukyukker: Oh, yes
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  452. Mukyukker: XD
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  455. Mukyukker: I have officially quadruple nyan'd for 2 hours straight
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  458.  
  459. WhatArandomName: And maybe Hat is constantly on eBay at work trying to find hats worn by famous people, but is almost always tricked into buying fakes. His ultimate goal is to buy hat worn by Abraham Lincholn.
  460.  
  461.  
  462. WhatArandomName: (However you spell his name)
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  464.  
  465. Initforthehats: IT'S TRUTH IN TELEVISION
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  468. Initforthehats: i mean
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  471. Mukyukker: Lincoln
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  474. Mukyukker: Derp
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  476.  
  477. Initforthehats: That'd be hilarious...
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