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- 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:33,708
- Hey, Ma, look. An airplane.
- 2
- 00:01:34,328 --> 00:01:37,298
- - What?
- - Airplane.
- 3
- 00:01:37,398 --> 00:01:39,614
- Oh, yeah.
- 4
- 00:01:40,668 --> 00:01:43,304
- Who was TV's Kojak?
- 5
- 00:01:43,404 --> 00:01:45,486
- Darren McGavin.
- 6
- 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:48,056
- Kojak, not Kolchak.
- 7
- 00:01:51,612 --> 00:01:54,548
- - How many letters?
- - 7.
- 8
- 00:01:54,648 --> 00:01:56,984
- Do you have any letters already?
- 9
- 00:01:57,084 --> 00:02:00,120
- Yeah. The third letter is a V, I think.
- 10
- 00:02:00,220 --> 00:02:01,589
- I'm not sure.
- 11
- 00:02:01,689 --> 00:02:05,593
- Blank-blank-blank-V-
- blank-blank-blank. Right?
- 12
- 00:02:05,693 --> 00:02:07,528
- Yes, I think.
- 13
- 00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:09,230
- It's a bald guy, right?
- 14
- 00:02:09,330 --> 00:02:11,666
- <i>Ladies and gentlemen,
- as we start our descent,</i>
- 15
- 00:02:11,766 --> 00:02:15,736
- <i>please make sure your seat backs
- and tray tables are in full upright position,</i>
- 16
- 00:02:15,836 --> 00:02:18,970
- <i>make sure your seat belt is fastened
- securely and all carry-on luggage</i>
- 17
- 00:02:19,070 --> 00:02:23,244
- <i>is stowed beneath the seat in front
- of you or in the overhead bins.</i>
- 18
- 00:02:23,344 --> 00:02:27,247
- <i>Please turn off all electronic devices
- until we are safely parked at the gate.</i>
- 19
- 00:02:27,347 --> 00:02:29,396
- <i>Thank you.</i>
- 20
- 00:02:58,445 --> 00:03:00,681
- <i>November 12th, 1995.</i>
- 21
- 00:03:00,781 --> 00:03:04,318
- <i>Dear Michael. Fuck you. Just fuck you.</i>
- 22
- 00:03:04,418 --> 00:03:07,292
- <i>You just walk away?
- After all you said to me?</i>
- 23
- 00:03:07,392 --> 00:03:10,558
- <i>After all we did?
- After all those fucking promises?</i>
- 24
- 00:03:10,658 --> 00:03:13,435
- <i>After all that fucking fucking?</i>
- 25
- 00:03:30,044 --> 00:03:34,315
- <i>Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to be
- the first to welcome you to Cincinnati,</i>
- 26
- 00:03:34,415 --> 00:03:37,418
- <i>where the local time is 7:43 p.m.,</i>
- 27
- 00:03:37,518 --> 00:03:40,321
- <i>and the temperature
- is 68 degrees Fahrenheit.</i>
- 28
- 00:03:40,421 --> 00:03:42,643
- <i>We will be taxiing for a while,
- so please...</i>
- 29
- 00:03:42,743 --> 00:03:47,175
- <i>stay seated until the pilot turns off
- the "fasten seat belt" light.</i>
- 30
- 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:52,947
- - Sorry I grabbed your hand.
- - It's okay.
- 31
- 00:03:54,721 --> 00:03:56,854
- It's a reflex.
- 32
- 00:03:56,954 --> 00:03:59,686
- I'm usually sitting next to my wife.
- 33
- 00:04:01,809 --> 00:04:05,184
- - I don't like to fly.
- - I said it's okay.
- 34
- 00:04:08,549 --> 00:04:11,357
- You can let go now, though.
- 35
- 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:21,095
- <i>Robert Hernandez, please pick up
- the white courtesy phone.</i>
- 36
- 00:04:21,195 --> 00:04:24,837
- <i>Please, Robert Hernandez
- to the white courtesy phone, please.</i>
- 37
- 00:04:26,500 --> 00:04:31,310
- <i>Welcome to Cincinnati/North
- Kentucky International Airport.</i>
- 38
- 00:04:31,705 --> 00:04:35,147
- <i>While on the moving sidewalk,
- please stand to the...</i>
- 39
- 00:05:00,734 --> 00:05:03,187
- - Hello.
- - Hi.
- 40
- 00:05:03,287 --> 00:05:06,746
- I need to go to The Fregoli.
- 41
- 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:11,290
- - Downtown.
- - Yup.
- 42
- 00:05:12,506 --> 00:05:16,484
- <i>...your attention, please.
- No parking or waiting allowed.</i>
- 43
- 00:05:16,584 --> 00:05:18,752
- <i>Unattended vehicles
- in this area will be towed.</i>
- 44
- 00:05:18,852 --> 00:05:21,560
- - Thanks.
- - Yup.
- 45
- 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:40,479
- - Can I smoke in here?
- - You see that sign?
- 46
- 00:05:59,226 --> 00:06:02,226
- - You're from England, right?
- - Yeah, I'm from England.
- 47
- 00:06:02,326 --> 00:06:06,633
- I can tell by your accent.
- And the whistling, that's British Airways.
- 48
- 00:06:06,733 --> 00:06:09,742
- It's Lakme, actually.
- 49
- 00:06:10,971 --> 00:06:14,547
- Nah, that's British Airways.
- 50
- 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:20,619
- Anyway, I have an ear for accents.
- 51
- 00:06:23,750 --> 00:06:26,526
- How's the weather there now? Good?
- 52
- 00:06:28,189 --> 00:06:33,093
- Well, I'm from there originally.
- I live here now.
- 53
- 00:06:33,193 --> 00:06:35,809
- In Sin-Sin City, you know, as I call it?
- 54
- 00:06:35,909 --> 00:06:37,731
- Not here. The States.
- 55
- 00:06:37,831 --> 00:06:41,769
- "The States." I like that.
- 56
- 00:06:41,869 --> 00:06:45,406
- "Across the pond. The States. The trolley.
- Cheerio. Put another shrimp on the Barbie."
- 57
- 00:06:45,506 --> 00:06:48,008
- I like all that English stuff.
- 58
- 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:50,578
- - Whereabout in "The States"?
- - Los Angeles.
- 59
- 00:06:50,678 --> 00:06:53,981
- Oh, La, La. Yes, sir.
- Oh, yeah. Tinseltown.
- 60
- 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:56,270
- Well, Cincinnati's a great city, too.
- Don't knock it.
- 61
- 00:06:56,370 --> 00:07:00,459
- - I wasn't. I'm sure it is.
- - Damn straight.
- 62
- 00:07:01,137 --> 00:07:03,374
- - First time?
- - Once before.
- 63
- 00:07:03,474 --> 00:07:07,528
- It's changed since then. You ought to
- check it out, you know, while you're here.
- 64
- 00:07:07,628 --> 00:07:10,881
- - Yeah, I will. Thanks.
- - Yeah. You're welcome.
- 65
- 00:07:10,981 --> 00:07:13,655
- Fuck you, asshole!
- 66
- 00:07:15,302 --> 00:07:17,571
- Yeah, you oughta check it out.
- 67
- 00:07:17,671 --> 00:07:20,012
- Check it out.
- 68
- 00:07:20,674 --> 00:07:24,318
- The zoo is great. World-class, they say.
- 69
- 00:07:24,418 --> 00:07:28,782
- Many, many important, you know,
- whatchamacallit, endangered species,
- 70
- 00:07:28,882 --> 00:07:33,926
- breeding programs, you know.
- It's famous for it. Pandas. Other things.
- 71
- 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:38,659
- - Owls.
- - That sounds fascinating.
- 72
- 00:07:38,759 --> 00:07:41,033
- Damn straight.
- 73
- 00:07:44,231 --> 00:07:46,867
- Yeah, you should check it out.
- 74
- 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:51,338
- And you gotta try the Cincinnati chili.
- It's chili like you never had. Trust me.
- 75
- 00:07:51,438 --> 00:07:54,475
- LA chili? England chili? Forget about it.
- 76
- 00:07:54,575 --> 00:07:58,378
- They make it here with cinnamon and
- chocolate and they serve it over pasta.
- 77
- 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:02,249
- - Imagine that if you can.
- - I'll try to, yeah. Thanks.
- 78
- 00:08:02,349 --> 00:08:05,719
- Is there a toy store near the hotel?
- 79
- 00:08:06,475 --> 00:08:09,189
- A toy store? You mean, a "toy" store?
- 80
- 00:08:09,289 --> 00:08:11,258
- Yeah, toy store.
- 81
- 00:08:11,358 --> 00:08:14,595
- Yeah, there's a "toy" store
- about two blocks up.
- 82
- 00:08:14,695 --> 00:08:17,514
- It's open all night. Real class place.
- 83
- 00:08:17,614 --> 00:08:20,251
- <i>I have a pickup call at 16th and Lincoln.
- Anybody in the area?</i>
- 84
- 00:08:20,351 --> 00:08:23,319
- Anyway, there's a lot to see in the city.
- Revitalized downtown...
- 85
- 00:08:23,419 --> 00:08:25,518
- - I'm only here for a day.
- - What?
- 86
- 00:08:25,618 --> 00:08:28,063
- I'm just here for a day.
- 87
- 00:08:30,411 --> 00:08:33,981
- You know, I'm sorry.
- I'm not getting that. The accent.
- 88
- 00:08:34,081 --> 00:08:37,918
- I'm just here for a day.
- 89
- 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:40,454
- Well, the zoo then.
- 90
- 00:08:40,554 --> 00:08:44,057
- You don't need more than a day
- for the zoo. It's just zoo-sized.
- 91
- 00:08:44,157 --> 00:08:48,333
- And the chili. You only need,
- like, an hour for the chili.
- 92
- 00:08:50,964 --> 00:08:53,500
- Hey, that's Michael Stone.
- 93
- 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:57,304
- - Michael Stone.
- - Harris, can you get these bags, please?
- 94
- 00:08:57,404 --> 00:08:59,979
- That's Michael Stone.
- 95
- 00:09:00,541 --> 00:09:02,943
- Hello. Welcome to The Fregoli.
- 96
- 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:07,012
- - Hi, I'm checking in. Stone.
- - Welcome, Mr. Stone.
- 97
- 00:09:07,112 --> 00:09:11,685
- Oh, there we go. Michael Stone.
- Smoking, king-sized bed.
- 98
- 00:09:11,785 --> 00:09:14,087
- And you'll be with us
- for just one night, sir?
- 99
- 00:09:14,187 --> 00:09:15,806
- One night. Yes.
- 100
- 00:09:15,906 --> 00:09:18,725
- I'll just need to make an imprint
- of your credit card, for incidentals,
- 101
- 00:09:18,825 --> 00:09:22,229
- - and we'll be all set.
- - I'd like a quiet room, if you have one.
- 102
- 00:09:22,329 --> 00:09:24,937
- Yes, sir. Of course.
- 103
- 00:09:39,513 --> 00:09:42,291
- I have a charming deluxe smoking
- junior suite on the tenth floor
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- 00:09:42,391 --> 00:09:45,619
- with a king-sized bed.
- Far above the street noise.
- 105
- 00:09:45,719 --> 00:09:48,255
- - That sounds good.
- - Great.
- 106
- 00:09:48,355 --> 00:09:50,796
- So it's all set then.
- 107
- 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:55,959
- - Dennis here will show you to your room.
- - Thank you.
- 108
- 00:09:56,059 --> 00:09:58,083
- Right this way, sir. My name is Dennis.
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- 00:09:58,183 --> 00:10:00,053
- Hi.
- 110
- 00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:17,422
- After you, sir.
- 111
- 00:10:22,089 --> 00:10:24,758
- - So how was your trip in?
- - It was fine, thanks.
- 112
- 00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:26,732
- Good.
- 113
- 00:10:28,729 --> 00:10:31,570
- - Bumpy? At all?
- - No.
- 114
- 00:10:32,499 --> 00:10:35,035
- - I'm sorry?
- - No.
- 115
- 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:38,238
- Oh, well, you're safe now.
- 116
- 00:10:38,338 --> 00:10:41,480
- I think the room
- will be to your liking, sir.
- 117
- 00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:48,749
- Just up here to the left, sir.
- 118
- 00:10:48,849 --> 00:10:51,190
- There you go, after you.
- 119
- 00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:00,994
- - Nice weather we're having.
- - Yeah.
- 120
- 00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:02,029
- - What?
- - Yes.
- 121
- 00:11:02,129 --> 00:11:05,170
- Yes, the weather is very good.
- 122
- 00:11:05,432 --> 00:11:10,837
- Very, very, very, very good.
- 123
- 00:11:10,937 --> 00:11:13,640
- 68 degrees Fahrenheit.
- 124
- 00:11:13,740 --> 00:11:15,948
- And here we are.
- 125
- 00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:25,524
- After you, sir.
- 126
- 00:11:31,658 --> 00:11:35,529
- It's the bathroom.
- Air conditioning and heat controls here.
- 127
- 00:11:35,629 --> 00:11:40,606
- TV, remote control. Mini-bar.
- All self-explanatory, I think.
- 128
- 00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:46,106
- Ice machine down the hall. And would you
- like me to get you some ice before I leave?
- 129
- 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:49,276
- No, I'm okay, thanks. Here you go.
- 130
- 00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:51,779
- Oh. Thank you very much, sir.
- 131
- 00:11:52,079 --> 00:11:54,881
- If you need anything at all,
- please just give us a ring.
- 132
- 00:11:54,981 --> 00:11:57,384
- - My name's Dennis.
- - Thanks.
- 133
- 00:11:57,484 --> 00:12:00,325
- - Good night.
- - Good night.
- 134
- 00:12:53,507 --> 00:12:56,877
- <i>Touch the door to the room.
- If it feels hot, do not open it.</i>
- 135
- 00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:58,912
- <i>Fill the tub with water, soak a towel,</i>
- 136
- 00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:01,849
- <i>and place it in the space
- at the bottom of the door.</i>
- 137
- 00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:05,753
- <i>If the door is not hot, you may leave
- the room, but bring your room key with you</i>
- 138
- 00:13:05,853 --> 00:13:09,452
- <i>in case exits are blocked
- and you need to get back in.</i>
- 139
- 00:13:37,784 --> 00:13:41,121
- <i>Room service.
- How may I help you, Mr. Stone?</i>
- 140
- 00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:44,791
- - I'd like to order some room service.
- - <i>Yes.</i>
- 141
- 00:13:44,891 --> 00:13:48,161
- I'll have the bibb lettuce salad
- and the salmon.
- 142
- 00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:50,831
- <i>Yes, sir. Would you like
- anything to drink tonight?</i>
- 143
- 00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:53,066
- No. I'll find something in the mini-bar.
- 144
- 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,702
- <i>Very good. Dessert? We have a...</i>
- 145
- 00:13:55,802 --> 00:13:59,786
- - No, no, no, thanks.
- - <i>Very good, sir.</i>
- 146
- 00:14:00,286 --> 00:14:02,142
- <i>So that's a bibb lettuce, gorgonzola,</i>
- 147
- 00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:03,944
- - <i>prosciutto, and walnut salad.</i>
- - Yes.
- 148
- 00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:06,209
- - <i>With honey raspberry vinaigrette dressing.</i>
- - Yes.
- 149
- 00:14:06,309 --> 00:14:09,082
- <i>And the wild-caught copper river
- Alaska salmon amandine.</i>
- 150
- 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:10,884
- - Yes.
- - <i>With baby asparagus...</i>
- 151
- 00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:13,119
- - Yes.
- - <i>...and the black truffle broth.</i>
- 152
- 00:14:13,219 --> 00:14:15,422
- - Yes.
- - <i>Very good.</i>
- 153
- 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:18,759
- - <i>And that's for room 1007?</i>
- - Yes.
- 154
- 00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:22,896
- <i>Very good. It's 9:13 now.</i>
- 155
- 00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:26,432
- <i>It should be there within 35 minutes,
- which will make it 9:48.</i>
- 156
- 00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:29,599
- - Thank you.
- - <i>Thank...</i>
- 157
- 00:14:44,450 --> 00:14:46,419
- - <i>Hello?</i>
- - Hey.
- 158
- 00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:49,122
- <i>Oh, hi. You just get in?</i>
- 159
- 00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:51,424
- I'm at the hotel. How are you?
- 160
- 00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:54,628
- <i>Pre-menstrual. How was the flight?</i>
- 161
- 00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:58,931
- - It was okay. A little bumpy.
- - <i>Oh, I hate that.</i>
- 162
- 00:14:59,031 --> 00:15:03,170
- <i>Just a minute, Henry!
- No, I'm on the phone!</i>
- 163
- 00:15:03,270 --> 00:15:05,405
- <i>Just a minute!</i>
- 164
- 00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:08,275
- - <i>What? No, it's daddy!</i>
- - Donna.
- 165
- 00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:10,076
- - <i>Daddy!</i>
- - Donna.
- 166
- 00:15:10,176 --> 00:15:13,030
- - <i>Daddy!</i>
- - Donna!
- 167
- 00:15:13,130 --> 00:15:16,086
- - <i>He wants to say hi.</i>
- - Okay. Donna, I don't want to...
- 168
- 00:15:16,186 --> 00:15:20,587
- <i>Hold on. He's coming downstairs.
- He's in his pirate suit.</i>
- 169
- 00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:24,324
- <i>Come on, Henry. Daddy's waiting.</i>
- 170
- 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,893
- <i>Yes. It's long-distance!</i>
- 171
- 00:15:26,993 --> 00:15:29,059
- <i>Jesus.</i>
- 172
- 00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:31,531
- - <i>Here he is.</i>
- - Okay.
- 173
- 00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:33,863
- Hi, slugger.
- 174
- 00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:38,071
- <i>Say something. It's long-distance.</i>
- 175
- 00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:40,973
- <i>Hi, Daddy. I'm a pirate.</i>
- 176
- 00:15:41,073 --> 00:15:45,111
- Are you? That's great.
- I'm glad to hear your voice.
- 177
- 00:15:45,211 --> 00:15:49,449
- - <i>Did you buy me something?</i>
- - Not yet. But I will. I just got here.
- 178
- 00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:53,016
- <i>Okay, I love you. Take care. Bye.</i>
- 179
- 00:15:53,454 --> 00:15:56,889
- - <i>Well, he gets right to the point.</i>
- - Yeah.
- 180
- 00:15:56,989 --> 00:15:59,222
- <i>So...</i>
- 181
- 00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:02,095
- <i>What else? I mean, how's your room?</i>
- 182
- 00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:05,298
- It's... you know, it's a room.
- 183
- 00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:08,068
- It's nice, I guess. Big bed.
- 184
- 00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:10,891
- <i>Oh, that's good.
- You can thrash about all you like.</i>
- 185
- 00:16:10,991 --> 00:16:14,307
- Okay, Donna, it's not that I like it.
- It's restlessness.
- 186
- 00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:18,708
- <i>Okay, okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.</i>
- 187
- 00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:22,567
- - <i>You doing anything tonight?</i>
- - No.
- 188
- 00:16:22,882 --> 00:16:25,051
- I ordered room service.
- 189
- 00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:30,458
- I'll watch a movie or something.
- I don't know. I should get some sleep.
- 190
- 00:16:30,558 --> 00:16:32,425
- <i>Okay.</i>
- 191
- 00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:35,228
- <i>Well, I better go.</i>
- 192
- 00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:39,932
- - <i>I've got to get dinner together for Hen.</i>
- - Okay. Have a good night.
- 193
- 00:16:40,032 --> 00:16:44,270
- - <i>Okay. Good luck tomorrow.</i>
- - Yeah, thanks.
- 194
- 00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:47,404
- - Okay, bye.
- - <i>Bye.</i>
- 195
- 00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:44,130
- "Thank you. It is my privilege today
- to talk to you about customer service,
- 196
- 00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:46,499
- "what it is and why
- it's an essential component
- 197
- 00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:49,436
- "of any successful business enterprise.
- 198
- 00:17:49,536 --> 00:17:52,673
- "The front line of every customer
- department is the group of folks
- 199
- 00:17:52,773 --> 00:17:54,474
- "who interact directly with the public.
- 200
- 00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:57,077
- "The telephone representative
- at corporate headquarters,
- 201
- 00:17:57,177 --> 00:18:00,263
- "the retail associate on the floor
- of the regional store,
- 202
- 00:18:00,363 --> 00:18:03,112
- "the guys or gal..."
- 203
- 00:18:07,470 --> 00:18:09,286
- Fuck.
- 204
- 00:18:25,388 --> 00:18:27,390
- - You bitch.
- - Asshole.
- 205
- 00:18:27,490 --> 00:18:30,360
- - Then why are you still here?
- - I'm leaving. I just need to find my wallet.
- 206
- 00:18:30,460 --> 00:18:32,061
- Why don't you find your balls
- while you're at it?
- 207
- 00:18:32,161 --> 00:18:34,064
- You knew I didn't want to get married.
- 208
- 00:18:34,164 --> 00:18:36,566
- Yeah. Well, you agreed to it.
- You're a grownup.
- 209
- 00:18:36,666 --> 00:18:39,335
- Yeah, I'm a grownup.
- You remind me of that every day.
- 210
- 00:18:39,435 --> 00:18:42,485
- - Well, someone has to.
- - Bitch.
- 211
- 00:18:49,679 --> 00:18:52,115
- - Asshole.
- - I'm going.
- 212
- 00:18:52,215 --> 00:18:55,346
- - Oh, yeah? Where are you gonna go?
- - I'm just going. Fuck you.
- 213
- 00:18:55,446 --> 00:19:00,156
- - Fuck you.
- - Fuck you.
- 214
- 00:19:00,256 --> 00:19:02,492
- - Why don't you fuck off, bitch?
- - You fuck off.
- 215
- 00:19:02,592 --> 00:19:04,260
- My mother was right
- when she said you're a bitch.
- 216
- 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:07,068
- - Fuck you. Fuck you.
- - Fuck you.
- 217
- 00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:44,534
- Thank you.
- 218
- 00:19:44,634 --> 00:19:48,504
- It is my privilege today to talk
- to you about customer service.
- 219
- 00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:51,345
- What it is and why...
- 220
- 00:19:52,074 --> 00:19:53,882
- Shit.
- 221
- 00:19:57,380 --> 00:20:01,617
- I mean, what the fuck did I do, Michael?
- 222
- 00:20:01,717 --> 00:20:05,455
- It's a goddamn mystery.
- It's like the goddamn mystery of the ages.
- 223
- 00:20:05,555 --> 00:20:07,795
- Oh, shit.
- 224
- 00:20:08,928 --> 00:20:11,552
- One minute, we were going to spend
- the rest of our lives together,
- 225
- 00:20:11,652 --> 00:20:14,068
- and the next...
- 226
- 00:20:15,097 --> 00:20:17,471
- Amarossi. Okay.
- 227
- 00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:21,776
- Hi, Bella. It's Michael.
- 228
- 00:20:35,851 --> 00:20:37,754
- Shit.
- 229
- 00:20:37,854 --> 00:20:41,023
- Hi, Bella, it's Michael. Hi, Bella...
- 230
- 00:20:41,123 --> 00:20:43,698
- Hi, Bella, it's Michael.
- 231
- 00:20:45,461 --> 00:20:47,335
- Fuck.
- 232
- 00:20:51,968 --> 00:20:53,842
- 6...
- 233
- 00:21:05,781 --> 00:21:07,689
- <i>Hello?</i>
- 234
- 00:21:10,219 --> 00:21:13,256
- - <i>Hello?</i>
- - Hello.
- 235
- 00:21:13,756 --> 00:21:17,693
- May I speak to Bella Amarossi, please?
- 236
- 00:21:18,093 --> 00:21:20,931
- - <i>This is Bella.</i>
- - Bella?
- 237
- 00:21:21,431 --> 00:21:25,135
- Hi, I wasn't sure... Hi... I...
- 238
- 00:21:26,235 --> 00:21:29,389
- - It's... It's Michael.
- - <i>Who is this?</i>
- 239
- 00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:32,709
- I didn't recognize your voice.
- 240
- 00:21:32,809 --> 00:21:36,779
- - <i>Michael?</i>
- - Michael Stone. Michael Stone. From...
- 241
- 00:21:36,879 --> 00:21:39,782
- <i>Oh, my God! Michael?</i>
- 242
- 00:21:39,882 --> 00:21:42,123
- <i>Oh, my God!</i>
- 243
- 00:21:43,085 --> 00:21:46,656
- - <i>Where are you?</i>
- - I'm in Cincinnati on business and I...
- 244
- 00:21:46,756 --> 00:21:49,425
- thought of you and I looked you up
- in the phone book
- 245
- 00:21:49,525 --> 00:21:53,101
- and there you were, so...
- 246
- 00:21:54,096 --> 00:21:56,232
- <i>It's good to hear your voice.</i>
- 247
- 00:21:56,332 --> 00:21:58,534
- Yours, too.
- 248
- 00:21:59,355 --> 00:22:01,442
- <i>I'm shaking.</i>
- 249
- 00:22:01,937 --> 00:22:05,908
- - <i>Jesus, how long has it been?</i>
- - 10 years.
- 250
- 00:22:06,008 --> 00:22:07,743
- <i>11.</i>
- 251
- 00:22:07,843 --> 00:22:09,918
- Oh, right.
- 252
- 00:22:11,113 --> 00:22:13,383
- I'm married.
- 253
- 00:22:13,683 --> 00:22:15,785
- I have a kid.
- 254
- 00:22:17,486 --> 00:22:19,593
- <i>That's great.</i>
- 255
- 00:22:20,056 --> 00:22:23,659
- - <i>Congratulations.</i>
- - Thanks. You?
- 256
- 00:22:23,759 --> 00:22:25,633
- <i>No.</i>
- 257
- 00:22:27,830 --> 00:22:30,032
- I've missed you.
- 258
- 00:22:30,132 --> 00:22:32,006
- <i>Yeah.</i>
- 259
- 00:22:33,135 --> 00:22:36,739
- - <i>That's a weird thing to say.</i>
- - I know. I'm sorry.
- 260
- 00:22:36,839 --> 00:22:38,508
- <i>Well...</i>
- 261
- 00:22:38,608 --> 00:22:41,944
- <i>it doesn't matter.
- It's all water under the fucking bridge.</i>
- 262
- 00:22:42,044 --> 00:22:43,579
- <i>The fucking bridge.</i>
- 263
- 00:22:43,679 --> 00:22:48,784
- Yeah. Well, I am sorry.
- I do think about you a lot.
- 264
- 00:22:48,884 --> 00:22:53,122
- <i>Yeah. I guess the postcards
- must've gotten lost in the mail.</i>
- 265
- 00:22:55,425 --> 00:22:58,594
- Do you want to maybe get a drink, Bella?
- 266
- 00:23:00,997 --> 00:23:03,265
- <i>I don't know, Michael.</i>
- 267
- 00:23:03,365 --> 00:23:05,668
- <i>This is all very intense.</i>
- 268
- 00:23:05,768 --> 00:23:07,704
- <i>It's like out of the blue.</i>
- 269
- 00:23:07,804 --> 00:23:11,708
- <i>I just came out of this stupid relationship
- with a psycho. And I just...</i>
- 270
- 00:23:11,808 --> 00:23:13,881
- <i>I don't know, I'm not sure
- you want to be the victim</i>
- 271
- 00:23:13,981 --> 00:23:17,580
- <i>to my current emotional imbalance tonight.</i>
- 272
- 00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:22,958
- Yeah. Well, I understand.
- 273
- 00:23:24,086 --> 00:23:27,590
- <i>I mean, I could, I guess. I don't know.</i>
- 274
- 00:23:27,690 --> 00:23:30,159
- <i>Jesus, Michael, it's been so fucking long.</i>
- 275
- 00:23:30,259 --> 00:23:33,929
- - <i>And you just call? Out of nowhere?</i>
- - I'm sorry. It was stupid.
- 276
- 00:23:34,029 --> 00:23:38,439
- Everything's just screwed-up.
- I'm not thinking straight.
- 277
- 00:23:41,787 --> 00:23:44,377
- There's something wrong with me.
- 278
- 00:23:45,507 --> 00:23:48,410
- <i>Well, where are you staying?</i>
- 279
- 00:23:48,510 --> 00:23:50,312
- The Fregoli.
- 280
- 00:23:50,412 --> 00:23:52,648
- <i>La-di-da, you're doing well.</i>
- 281
- 00:23:52,748 --> 00:23:57,291
- You know. It's boring.
- Everything's boring.
- 282
- 00:23:58,988 --> 00:24:01,266
- <i>Okay, I could meet you there.</i>
- 283
- 00:24:01,366 --> 00:24:05,728
- <i>At the bar. I have to go to work early,
- so... I can't stay very long.</i>
- 284
- 00:24:05,828 --> 00:24:07,930
- Yeah, that sounds great.
- 285
- 00:24:08,030 --> 00:24:10,638
- It'll be lovely to see you.
- 286
- 00:24:11,133 --> 00:24:13,908
- <i>This is really weird.</i>
- 287
- 00:24:15,605 --> 00:24:16,814
- <i>I've gained some weight.</i>
- 288
- 00:24:16,914 --> 00:24:20,406
- <i>Not terrible or anything, but... so you
- don't look at me freaked-out or something,</i>
- 289
- 00:24:20,506 --> 00:24:23,079
- - <i>because I just couldn't handle that.</i>
- - I wouldn't do that.
- 290
- 00:24:23,179 --> 00:24:25,019
- <i>Okay.</i>
- 291
- 00:24:25,948 --> 00:24:30,319
- <i>And I have a fake tooth in the front because
- I fell and hit a cement bench with my mouth.</i>
- 292
- 00:24:30,419 --> 00:24:33,889
- <i>But I don't think you can tell.
- They matched it pretty well.</i>
- 293
- 00:24:33,989 --> 00:24:35,864
- Okay.
- 294
- 00:24:37,092 --> 00:24:39,867
- I look forward to seeing you.
- 295
- 00:24:41,030 --> 00:24:44,472
- - <i>Bye, Michael.</i>
- - Bye, Bella.
- 296
- 00:24:59,982 --> 00:25:03,024
- <i>Soak a towel, and place it in the space...</i>
- 297
- 00:25:03,950 --> 00:25:05,545
- <i>What is the meaning of this, may I ask?</i>
- 298
- 00:25:05,645 --> 00:25:07,840
- <i>Mother, Godfrey loves me.
- He put me in the shower.</i>
- 299
- 00:25:07,940 --> 00:25:10,678
- - <i>What ever are you talking about?</i>
- - <i>Godfrey loves me. Godfrey loves me.</i>
- 300
- 00:25:10,778 --> 00:25:12,229
- <i>I demand an explanation.</i>
- 301
- 00:25:12,329 --> 00:25:15,563
- - <i>I think, perhaps, that I had better resign.</i>
- - Yes, I think you'd better.
- 302
- 00:25:15,663 --> 00:25:18,067
- <i>That's a very good idea. What do you think
- your father would say to all this?</i>
- 303
- 00:25:18,167 --> 00:25:20,136
- <i>I don't care what anybody says.
- Godfrey loves me.</i>
- 304
- 00:25:20,236 --> 00:25:22,470
- <i>Now see here, young lady, you take
- a bath and put on some dry clothes.</i>
- 305
- 00:25:22,570 --> 00:25:24,519
- <i>And come downstairs immediately.
- Do you hear?</i>
- 306
- 00:25:24,619 --> 00:25:27,488
- <i>I've never heard of anything
- like this in my life.</i>
- 307
- 00:25:35,117 --> 00:25:37,359
- There you are. Hey.
- 308
- 00:25:51,533 --> 00:25:53,402
- Michael?
- 309
- 00:25:53,702 --> 00:25:55,543
- Bella!
- 310
- 00:26:00,009 --> 00:26:01,911
- You look great.
- 311
- 00:26:02,011 --> 00:26:04,013
- Thank you.
- 312
- 00:26:04,113 --> 00:26:05,953
- You, too.
- 313
- 00:26:06,449 --> 00:26:08,990
- Have a seat. Please.
- 314
- 00:26:12,521 --> 00:26:16,392
- It's really lovely to see you.
- 315
- 00:26:16,492 --> 00:26:18,270
- Thanks.
- 316
- 00:26:19,762 --> 00:26:22,665
- Let me get the waitress' attention.
- 317
- 00:26:22,765 --> 00:26:26,073
- Excuse me. Excuse me.
- 318
- 00:26:27,169 --> 00:26:30,411
- It's busier here than I would've thought.
- 319
- 00:26:31,407 --> 00:26:34,548
- Hi. Do you know what you want?
- 320
- 00:26:36,077 --> 00:26:40,216
- - I... what are you having, Michael?
- - A Belvedere martini with a twist.
- 321
- 00:26:40,316 --> 00:26:43,419
- Same old Michael. I'll have one of those.
- 322
- 00:26:43,519 --> 00:26:46,628
- - Make it two.
- - Back in a minute.
- 323
- 00:26:48,157 --> 00:26:49,959
- So...
- 324
- 00:26:50,659 --> 00:26:53,129
- You look good.
- 325
- 00:26:53,529 --> 00:26:55,669
- Tell me what's going on.
- 326
- 00:26:55,831 --> 00:26:59,869
- Not too much. I'm embarrassed to say.
- 327
- 00:26:59,969 --> 00:27:03,859
- I'm working for the state,
- doing graphics for the health department.
- 328
- 00:27:03,959 --> 00:27:06,309
- - Graphics?
- - Yeah, I design pamphlets.
- 329
- 00:27:06,409 --> 00:27:11,047
- You know, teen pregnancy, STDs, diabetes.
- 330
- 00:27:11,147 --> 00:27:13,782
- I see. Well, that sounds interesting.
- 331
- 00:27:13,882 --> 00:27:15,951
- It's okay.
- 332
- 00:27:16,051 --> 00:27:18,288
- My boss is a dick.
- 333
- 00:27:18,388 --> 00:27:23,330
- I guess that fits right in
- with the teen pregnancy and the STDs.
- 334
- 00:27:27,497 --> 00:27:31,495
- - Do I look bad? I look bad, don't I?
- - No, you look good.
- 335
- 00:27:39,341 --> 00:27:41,915
- Why did you go, Michael?
- 336
- 00:27:43,545 --> 00:27:45,815
- I don't know.
- 337
- 00:27:45,915 --> 00:27:48,151
- I can't explain.
- 338
- 00:27:48,251 --> 00:27:52,321
- Here we are. Two Belvedere
- martinis straight-up with twists.
- 339
- 00:27:52,421 --> 00:27:54,724
- - Thank you.
- - Thank you.
- 340
- 00:27:54,824 --> 00:27:57,293
- You're welcome. Enjoy.
- 341
- 00:27:57,393 --> 00:27:59,495
- Old times.
- 342
- 00:27:59,595 --> 00:28:01,868
- Old times.
- 343
- 00:28:07,269 --> 00:28:10,061
- - That's nice.
- - Yeah.
- 344
- 00:28:11,206 --> 00:28:13,948
- - I've missed you.
- - Me, too.
- 345
- 00:28:16,846 --> 00:28:20,282
- - Try to.
- - Try to what?
- 346
- 00:28:20,382 --> 00:28:22,690
- Try to explain.
- 347
- 00:28:25,521 --> 00:28:29,458
- I think I might have...
- 348
- 00:28:29,558 --> 00:28:31,928
- psychological problems.
- 349
- 00:28:32,428 --> 00:28:35,000
- Oh, good. That clears things up. Thanks.
- 350
- 00:28:35,100 --> 00:28:39,428
- It's hard to explain.
- I've been running for a long time now.
- 351
- 00:28:39,768 --> 00:28:41,804
- Running?
- 352
- 00:28:41,904 --> 00:28:45,240
- We were special together.
- That's what I thought.
- 353
- 00:28:45,340 --> 00:28:49,211
- Yeah. I agree. But things kind of shifted.
- 354
- 00:28:49,311 --> 00:28:51,814
- But just like completely suddenly?
- 355
- 00:28:51,914 --> 00:28:55,589
- I was so pissed at you.
- I was so fucking hurt.
- 356
- 00:28:57,086 --> 00:29:00,055
- I didn't get out of bed for a year.
- 357
- 00:29:00,155 --> 00:29:02,424
- Do you realize that?
- 358
- 00:29:02,524 --> 00:29:04,332
- Jesus.
- 359
- 00:29:06,161 --> 00:29:08,202
- I'm sorry.
- 360
- 00:29:11,233 --> 00:29:13,802
- God, you drank that fast.
- 361
- 00:29:13,902 --> 00:29:16,477
- I get a lot of practice.
- 362
- 00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:20,676
- Listen, do you feel that you changed?
- 363
- 00:29:20,776 --> 00:29:24,180
- - I mean, do you feel that you changed?
- - What are you talking about?
- 364
- 00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:28,384
- I don't know. I don't know. Like, in any way?
- Like, in any way did you change?
- 365
- 00:29:28,484 --> 00:29:32,121
- Like, while we were together.
- Like, did I change you? Did you change?
- 366
- 00:29:32,221 --> 00:29:35,091
- Did anything change?
- Did a change occur? Did a...
- 367
- 00:29:35,191 --> 00:29:39,261
- Michael, you're freaking me out. I can't
- take being more freaked out right now.
- 368
- 00:29:39,361 --> 00:29:42,103
- I'm sorry. I'm a mess. I'm just...
- 369
- 00:29:45,001 --> 00:29:48,237
- Do you want to maybe go up
- to my room for another drink?
- 370
- 00:29:48,337 --> 00:29:50,806
- We could talk more privately.
- 371
- 00:29:50,906 --> 00:29:53,402
- What? We're not going to fuck, Michael.
- 372
- 00:29:53,502 --> 00:29:56,617
- I wasn't... I just...
- 373
- 00:29:57,146 --> 00:30:00,583
- I'm just really bloody lonely,
- and we had something.
- 374
- 00:30:00,683 --> 00:30:03,385
- - And I thought maybe we could figure out...
- - You've got to be kidding.
- 375
- 00:30:03,485 --> 00:30:05,354
- This isn't going well.
- I'll just get the check then. Miss?
- 376
- 00:30:05,454 --> 00:30:07,423
- - Jesus. What?
- - Miss?
- 377
- 00:30:07,523 --> 00:30:10,392
- I can't... I can't believe you.
- 378
- 00:30:10,492 --> 00:30:15,231
- - Fuck you, Michael. Fuck off.
- - Bella! I'm just trying to understand!
- 379
- 00:30:15,331 --> 00:30:18,805
- - Isn't that Michael Stone?
- - It's Michael Stone, yes.
- 380
- 00:30:23,372 --> 00:30:27,309
- ...and the next minute you're out the door
- with barely a goodbye.
- 381
- 00:30:27,409 --> 00:30:29,916
- Have a good fucking life, Michael.
- 382
- 00:30:32,047 --> 00:30:34,121
- Love, Bella.
- 383
- 00:30:55,737 --> 00:30:58,474
- Hello. May I help you?
- 384
- 00:30:59,174 --> 00:31:04,213
- Hello there.
- I am looking for a toy for my son, Henry.
- 385
- 00:31:04,313 --> 00:31:07,554
- Perhaps you've heard of him,
- he's a pirate.
- 386
- 00:31:15,324 --> 00:31:19,695
- Oh, dear, this is not quite
- the store I expected.
- 387
- 00:31:19,795 --> 00:31:22,297
- No, I suppose not those kind of toys.
- 388
- 00:31:22,397 --> 00:31:24,672
- It's not my night.
- 389
- 00:31:25,601 --> 00:31:28,454
- What's... what's that behind you?
- 390
- 00:31:28,804 --> 00:31:32,174
- Oh, that? That's an antique.
- It's Japanese.
- 391
- 00:31:32,274 --> 00:31:34,715
- It's quite unusual.
- 392
- 00:31:35,510 --> 00:31:37,585
- It's pretty.
- 393
- 00:31:51,627 --> 00:31:54,062
- Hot. Hot.
- 394
- 00:31:54,162 --> 00:31:55,970
- Hot!
- 395
- 00:31:57,844 --> 00:32:00,903
- Fuck! Fuck!
- 396
- 00:32:01,003 --> 00:32:03,772
- Cold! Fuck you! Fuck!
- 397
- 00:32:03,872 --> 00:32:05,908
- Fuck you!
- 398
- 00:32:06,008 --> 00:32:07,810
- Fuck!
- 399
- 00:32:09,215 --> 00:32:12,721
- Okay. There we go.
- 400
- 00:33:25,955 --> 00:33:29,688
- Anyway, I can't wait to see you
- when I get back. How's Thursday?
- 401
- 00:33:29,788 --> 00:33:32,161
- No, it's super-fancy.
- 402
- 00:33:32,261 --> 00:33:35,497
- - Oh, my God. Is he cute?
- - Jesus.
- 403
- 00:33:35,597 --> 00:33:37,908
- Someone else.
- 404
- 00:33:43,372 --> 00:33:45,941
- Where are my fucking pants?
- 405
- 00:33:46,041 --> 00:33:47,881
- Fuck!
- 406
- 00:34:11,867 --> 00:34:16,177
- Hello, miss? Shit. Shit!
- 407
- 00:34:24,012 --> 00:34:24,914
- Yes?
- 408
- 00:34:25,014 --> 00:34:27,583
- I'm sorry to bother you.
- I was just looking for my friend's room.
- 409
- 00:34:27,683 --> 00:34:28,884
- - Not here.
- - I'm sorry.
- 410
- 00:34:28,984 --> 00:34:31,058
- It's okay.
- 411
- 00:34:39,060 --> 00:34:40,930
- Hi!
- 412
- 00:34:41,030 --> 00:34:43,265
- Hello. Can I help you?
- I thought you were someone else.
- 413
- 00:34:43,365 --> 00:34:46,034
- No, sorry.
- I thought you were someone else.
- 414
- 00:34:46,134 --> 00:34:48,209
- That's okay.
- 415
- 00:34:51,973 --> 00:34:54,243
- Yes? Yes?
- 416
- 00:34:54,343 --> 00:34:57,045
- I'm sorry to bother you.
- I'm looking for...
- 417
- 00:34:57,145 --> 00:35:01,016
- - Who is it?
- - My name's Michael Stone.
- 418
- 00:35:02,416 --> 00:35:04,491
- Hold on!
- 419
- 00:35:04,720 --> 00:35:07,989
- Hi! Oh, my God! It's you.
- 420
- 00:35:08,089 --> 00:35:11,827
- - Hi, I'm sorry to bother you...
- - No. Not at all!
- 421
- 00:35:11,927 --> 00:35:14,196
- Do you want to come in?
- 422
- 00:35:14,296 --> 00:35:17,532
- I was just looking for someone.
- I think I've got the wrong...
- 423
- 00:35:17,632 --> 00:35:20,802
- - Who's there, Em?
- - It's Mr. Stone! Michael Stone!
- 424
- 00:35:20,902 --> 00:35:22,571
- Really?
- 425
- 00:35:22,671 --> 00:35:24,606
- Oh, my God.
- 426
- 00:35:24,706 --> 00:35:27,776
- Oh, my God. Hello.
- 427
- 00:35:27,876 --> 00:35:29,878
- Do I look awful?
- I was just taking my makeup off.
- 428
- 00:35:29,978 --> 00:35:33,215
- - Oh, my God. Don't look at me.
- - Hello.
- 429
- 00:35:33,315 --> 00:35:35,217
- No, you look lovely.
- 430
- 00:35:35,317 --> 00:35:37,753
- I can't believe you're in our room.
- 431
- 00:35:37,853 --> 00:35:41,390
- We came here from Akron
- just to hear you speak.
- 432
- 00:35:41,490 --> 00:35:45,327
- - Oh, my God. Please don't look at me.
- - Well, I'm certainly very flattered.
- 433
- 00:35:45,427 --> 00:35:47,496
- - You can look at me.
- - Emily.
- 434
- 00:35:47,596 --> 00:35:49,398
- Is there something we can do for you?
- 435
- 00:35:49,498 --> 00:35:53,502
- I mean... I don't mean that in a weird way.
- Although... No, I'm kidding!
- 436
- 00:35:53,702 --> 00:35:57,389
- - I'm just... Oh, my God.
- - I was...
- 437
- 00:35:57,489 --> 00:36:00,976
- I was trying to find my friend.
- I thought this was his room. And...
- 438
- 00:36:01,076 --> 00:36:05,247
- Oh, nope. Nope.
- Unless he's hiding under the bed!
- 439
- 00:36:05,347 --> 00:36:09,256
- We think you're super-brilliant.
- We both read your book.
- 440
- 00:36:10,051 --> 00:36:12,715
- Yay for your book!
- 441
- 00:36:13,255 --> 00:36:15,262
- Thank you.
- 442
- 00:36:15,624 --> 00:36:18,077
- Are you ladies in customer services?
- 443
- 00:36:18,177 --> 00:36:21,496
- Well, yes, as a matter of fact,
- we're both team leaders in a phone room.
- 444
- 00:36:21,596 --> 00:36:26,668
- We read your book and productivity
- went up 90% in our department.
- 445
- 00:36:26,768 --> 00:36:30,672
- You're so smart. I'm not sure I should
- even say words in front of you,
- 446
- 00:36:30,772 --> 00:36:33,475
- because you'll see how dumb I am.
- Shut up, Lisa.
- 447
- 00:36:33,575 --> 00:36:38,280
- No, don't. Don't shut up, Lisa.
- You have a miraculous voice.
- 448
- 00:36:38,580 --> 00:36:41,817
- Oh, God, no! Yick. Me?
- 449
- 00:36:41,917 --> 00:36:44,853
- Yick. No way. No way.
- 450
- 00:36:44,953 --> 00:36:47,389
- Lisa, you're being nuts.
- 451
- 00:36:47,489 --> 00:36:51,059
- Say, would you ladies like to get
- a drink at the bar, maybe?
- 452
- 00:36:51,159 --> 00:36:57,148
- We could chat.
- Talk about phone system innovations.
- 453
- 00:36:59,401 --> 00:37:03,705
- Yeah. I think we could manage that.
- Right, Lisa?
- 454
- 00:37:03,805 --> 00:37:07,762
- - Do you need to find your friend, though?
- - No.
- 455
- 00:37:08,177 --> 00:37:12,581
- Two beautiful ladies trumps my friend.
- 456
- 00:37:12,681 --> 00:37:16,618
- Oh, my goodness.
- Thank you so much. I'm blushing.
- 457
- 00:37:16,718 --> 00:37:20,021
- Yes, thank you so much.
- 458
- 00:37:20,421 --> 00:37:23,063
- I'm blushing, too.
- 459
- 00:37:24,726 --> 00:37:26,995
- I can't believe we bumped into you.
- 460
- 00:37:27,095 --> 00:37:31,132
- You know, we sprung for this hotel
- because this is like a mini-vacation for us.
- 461
- 00:37:31,232 --> 00:37:34,503
- We can't even afford it.
- But look what happened.
- 462
- 00:37:34,603 --> 00:37:36,871
- It's so worth it.
- 463
- 00:37:37,789 --> 00:37:39,791
- I love this song.
- 464
- 00:37:39,891 --> 00:37:45,401
- <i> How I long to be near... </i>
- 465
- 00:37:49,384 --> 00:37:51,303
- Shut up, Lisa.
- 466
- 00:37:51,403 --> 00:37:54,110
- I even got a massage tonight in the room.
- 467
- 00:37:54,489 --> 00:37:56,565
- It's good to splurge every now and again.
- 468
- 00:37:56,825 --> 00:37:59,578
- Emily and I work for Tessman in Akron.
- 469
- 00:37:59,678 --> 00:38:02,747
- We're only customer service reps,
- so you can imagine our salaries.
- 470
- 00:38:02,847 --> 00:38:05,234
- - Tessman?
- - Tessman Foods.
- 471
- 00:38:05,334 --> 00:38:09,070
- We make packaged bakery items
- shipped all over the Midwest.
- 472
- 00:38:09,170 --> 00:38:11,973
- Nibble-O's, Choco-bricks,
- 473
- 00:38:12,073 --> 00:38:16,628
- Apple-Flats, Strawberry Trifles,
- Knick-Knacks, Scroochies?
- 474
- 00:38:16,728 --> 00:38:20,365
- Oh, yes. Yes. Splendid. I'm familiar.
- 475
- 00:38:20,465 --> 00:38:24,019
- - Brownie Balls, don't forget.
- - Brownie Balls. Yeah, they're new.
- 476
- 00:38:24,119 --> 00:38:28,139
- - Hello again. What can I get you?
- - Oh, hi.
- 477
- 00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:31,242
- Do you ladies know what you want?
- 478
- 00:38:31,342 --> 00:38:34,929
- I'll have an apple mojito, please.
- Can you make those with apple schnapps?
- 479
- 00:38:35,029 --> 00:38:37,366
- - Yum. Yum. Yum.
- - I think probably.
- 480
- 00:38:37,466 --> 00:38:40,635
- That sounds really, really good.
- I'll have the same.
- 481
- 00:38:40,735 --> 00:38:43,472
- - And for you, sir?
- - Belvedere martini,
- 482
- 00:38:43,572 --> 00:38:47,826
- - dry, straight-up, twist.
- - I'll be back in a minute.
- 483
- 00:38:47,976 --> 00:38:51,012
- So, what do you ladies do for fun?
- 484
- 00:38:51,112 --> 00:38:54,616
- - Besides drinking?
- - Emily, stop! God!
- 485
- 00:38:54,716 --> 00:38:59,454
- - Well, I like to drink.
- - I do, too. But we do lots of other things.
- 486
- 00:38:59,554 --> 00:39:01,556
- - We hike and bike ride.
- - Yeah.
- 487
- 00:39:01,656 --> 00:39:06,561
- I love to read. Go to the movies.
- I'm pretty good at Scrabble.
- 488
- 00:39:06,661 --> 00:39:09,631
- - Strip poker...
- - Emily!
- 489
- 00:39:09,731 --> 00:39:13,302
- - Have you two been friends long?
- - Since junior high.
- 490
- 00:39:13,402 --> 00:39:16,443
- Oh, I play the Jew's harp a little.
- 491
- 00:39:17,773 --> 00:39:21,415
- I don't like to say "Jew's harp"
- because it's offensive to Jews.
- 492
- 00:39:22,844 --> 00:39:25,981
- Anyway, I bought one of those...
- self-teaching...
- 493
- 00:39:26,081 --> 00:39:28,249
- Self-teaching?
- 494
- 00:39:28,349 --> 00:39:31,378
- Is that right? Or is it self-learning?
- 495
- 00:39:31,478 --> 00:39:33,705
- The Jew's harp
- is an underrated instrument.
- 496
- 00:39:33,805 --> 00:39:38,165
- I know! People think of it
- as just this thing, you know?
- 497
- 00:39:39,628 --> 00:39:42,097
- Here we are, folks. Two apple mojitos.
- 498
- 00:39:42,197 --> 00:39:43,465
- - Thank you.
- - Thanks.
- 499
- 00:39:43,565 --> 00:39:45,900
- You're welcome. And one more Belvedere
- martini for the gentleman.
- 500
- 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,836
- Thanks.
- 501
- 00:39:47,936 --> 00:39:50,543
- To... us.
- 502
- 00:39:51,707 --> 00:39:55,176
- Hurry, hurry. We're gonna miss
- the elevator. Go. Go, go, go!
- 503
- 00:39:55,276 --> 00:39:59,914
- Emily, stop it. What floor are we, anyway?
- 504
- 00:40:00,014 --> 00:40:02,517
- - 10.
- - Are you sure? I think...
- 505
- 00:40:02,617 --> 00:40:06,021
- No, I want to press it! Darn it.
- 506
- 00:40:06,121 --> 00:40:07,923
- Sorry. My hand just jumped.
- 507
- 00:40:08,023 --> 00:40:10,759
- - I love pressing the buttons.
- - I'm sorry.
- 508
- 00:40:10,859 --> 00:40:13,294
- You always get to press it, Lisa.
- Don't be greedy.
- 509
- 00:40:13,394 --> 00:40:16,898
- I know. 'Cause I love it.
- It's so... I don't know...
- 510
- 00:40:16,998 --> 00:40:20,001
- Buttony. No, that's not it.
- 511
- 00:40:20,101 --> 00:40:22,309
- Buttonish?
- 512
- 00:40:23,972 --> 00:40:26,775
- Is it stupid to like to press buttons?
- 513
- 00:40:26,875 --> 00:40:28,610
- Shut up, Lisa.
- 514
- 00:40:28,710 --> 00:40:31,546
- Pressing buttons is good clean fun.
- 515
- 00:40:31,646 --> 00:40:35,384
- Exactly! That's exactly right. See, Em?
- 516
- 00:40:35,484 --> 00:40:39,754
- - It was nice getting to meet you ladies.
- - It was an honor spending time with you.
- 517
- 00:40:39,854 --> 00:40:42,123
- - Thank you for all those mojitos!
- - My pleasure.
- 518
- 00:40:42,223 --> 00:40:44,459
- Yes, thank you kindly.
- 519
- 00:40:44,559 --> 00:40:48,263
- Mojitos. Mojitos. What a funny word.
- 520
- 00:40:48,363 --> 00:40:49,831
- You're welcome.
- 521
- 00:40:50,231 --> 00:40:55,042
- Mojitos.
- 522
- 00:41:00,176 --> 00:41:01,691
- Well...
- 523
- 00:41:01,791 --> 00:41:05,377
- I go this way, so I'll say good night.
- 524
- 00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:09,818
- - Oh, pooh.
- - Yeah, pooh on you. Pooh, pooh, pooh.
- 525
- 00:41:09,918 --> 00:41:12,158
- Good night, Michael.
- 526
- 00:41:13,688 --> 00:41:17,017
- - Say good night, Lisa.
- - Good night, Michael.
- 527
- 00:41:17,117 --> 00:41:19,750
- - Pooh.
- - Good night.
- 528
- 00:41:24,399 --> 00:41:26,735
- Oh, Lisa?
- 529
- 00:41:27,035 --> 00:41:28,409
- Yes?
- 530
- 00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:36,611
- I was wondering if maybe you'd want
- to come to my room for a little nightcap.
- 531
- 00:41:38,146 --> 00:41:40,949
- I feel odd asking in front of you, Emily.
- But I didn't know how else...
- 532
- 00:41:41,049 --> 00:41:43,651
- No, no. That's okay.
- 533
- 00:41:43,751 --> 00:41:45,754
- I understand.
- 534
- 00:41:46,154 --> 00:41:48,423
- You sure you don't mean Emily?
- 535
- 00:41:48,523 --> 00:41:51,065
- Everyone always likes Emily better.
- 536
- 00:41:54,695 --> 00:41:56,498
- This is awkward.
- 537
- 00:41:56,598 --> 00:41:59,668
- I'm going to the room, Lisa.
- I'll see you later maybe. Have fun.
- 538
- 00:41:59,768 --> 00:42:03,171
- Em, I came here with you.
- I'm not going to just abandon you.
- 539
- 00:42:03,271 --> 00:42:07,015
- Oh, don't be an idiot, Lisa.
- He's gorgeous.
- 540
- 00:42:09,778 --> 00:42:12,046
- Yeah, it's okay?
- 541
- 00:42:12,146 --> 00:42:14,987
- Have fun. Good night.
- 542
- 00:42:17,786 --> 00:42:20,755
- So, I'm over this way.
- 543
- 00:42:20,855 --> 00:42:22,729
- Okay.
- 544
- 00:42:24,426 --> 00:42:26,728
- - Have fun.
- - Good night.
- 545
- 00:42:26,828 --> 00:42:28,930
- Oh, Jesus!
- 546
- 00:42:29,330 --> 00:42:31,566
- Are you okay?
- 547
- 00:42:31,666 --> 00:42:35,942
- I'm okay, I'm okay.
- It happens all the time.
- 548
- 00:43:29,758 --> 00:43:31,660
- Look how neat you left your room,
- 549
- 00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:33,828
- with the little slippers
- laid out next to the bed
- 550
- 00:43:33,928 --> 00:43:37,332
- and the blanket turned down
- all ready for sleepy time.
- 551
- 00:43:37,932 --> 00:43:40,935
- No, the maid did that.
- They come and fix it up at night.
- 552
- 00:43:41,035 --> 00:43:45,707
- - It's called turn-down service.
- - Oh, God. I'm so embarrassed.
- 553
- 00:43:45,807 --> 00:43:49,010
- Lisa the moron. I don't...
- I don't stay in hotels like this.
- 554
- 00:43:49,110 --> 00:43:52,306
- Emily and I splurged, because
- it's like a vacation. I'm an idiot.
- 555
- 00:43:52,406 --> 00:43:54,649
- No, you're not.
- 556
- 00:43:54,749 --> 00:43:59,354
- - Would you like a drink?
- - Yes, please. I would really like a drink.
- 557
- 00:43:59,454 --> 00:44:03,091
- I don't think I can make an apple mojito.
- I can order one.
- 558
- 00:44:03,191 --> 00:44:07,735
- No, that's okay.
- I'll just have a glass of wine, please.
- 559
- 00:44:10,131 --> 00:44:12,867
- I'm glad to get you alone for a while.
- 560
- 00:44:12,967 --> 00:44:15,475
- - Yeah?
- - Yeah.
- 561
- 00:44:16,671 --> 00:44:20,608
- You don't like Emily?
- Everybody likes Emily.
- 562
- 00:44:20,708 --> 00:44:23,945
- Emily's a prince... ess.
- 563
- 00:44:24,045 --> 00:44:27,382
- - Emily's a princess.
- - She's very nice.
- 564
- 00:44:27,482 --> 00:44:32,020
- I just felt...
- a sort of special thing with you.
- 565
- 00:44:32,120 --> 00:44:33,956
- Really?
- 566
- 00:44:34,956 --> 00:44:37,964
- Most people like Emily.
- 567
- 00:44:38,927 --> 00:44:41,129
- - Thank you.
- - Here you go.
- 568
- 00:44:41,229 --> 00:44:43,184
- Thank you.
- 569
- 00:44:53,008 --> 00:44:57,384
- Most people don't really like to look
- at me too much because, you know...
- 570
- 00:45:00,248 --> 00:45:03,384
- I think you're lovely.
- 571
- 00:45:03,484 --> 00:45:06,059
- No, you don't.
- 572
- 00:45:06,655 --> 00:45:09,825
- I've always done phone work because
- I'd never get hired to work in a store
- 573
- 00:45:09,925 --> 00:45:12,232
- or a restaurant or...
- 574
- 00:45:13,361 --> 00:45:16,765
- How did it happen?
- 575
- 00:45:16,865 --> 00:45:19,885
- If it's okay for me to ask?
- 576
- 00:45:20,235 --> 00:45:22,037
- I don't...
- 577
- 00:45:22,137 --> 00:45:24,711
- I don't like to talk about it.
- 578
- 00:45:26,474 --> 00:45:29,015
- May I kiss you there?
- 579
- 00:45:29,577 --> 00:45:31,784
- Oh, my God.
- 580
- 00:45:32,113 --> 00:45:35,638
- Oh, my God. No. Oh, God.
- 581
- 00:45:35,738 --> 00:45:37,717
- S... sorry.
- 582
- 00:45:40,372 --> 00:45:44,325
- You're not like a pervert or something?
- Like some weird version of a chubby chaser?
- 583
- 00:45:44,425 --> 00:45:46,266
- No.
- 584
- 00:45:47,028 --> 00:45:50,837
- I just don't understand
- why you would want to kiss me there.
- 585
- 00:45:51,265 --> 00:45:55,586
- Because... because I like you.
- 586
- 00:45:57,638 --> 00:45:59,446
- Why?
- 587
- 00:46:00,108 --> 00:46:03,378
- I mean, I'm not smart like Emily.
- And I'm ugly.
- 588
- 00:46:03,478 --> 00:46:06,381
- You're a really smart guy.
- You should like Emily.
- 589
- 00:46:06,481 --> 00:46:10,118
- I don't even understand a lot of the words
- in your book. I sat there with a dictionary.
- 590
- 00:46:10,218 --> 00:46:14,489
- I try to learn. But I'm never going
- to be smart. And I'm ugly.
- 591
- 00:46:14,589 --> 00:46:19,632
- I find it enormously charming that you read
- any book with a dictionary next to you.
- 592
- 00:46:48,456 --> 00:46:53,461
- My last boyfriend was eight years ago.
- And he wasn't even my boyfriend.
- 593
- 00:46:53,561 --> 00:46:57,933
- He was almost 60 and fat
- and he worked in Human Resources
- 594
- 00:46:58,033 --> 00:47:01,770
- and he had a wife
- and his daughter was older than me.
- 595
- 00:47:01,870 --> 00:47:06,240
- And the only reason he pursued me was
- because he thought he'd have a good shot.
- 596
- 00:47:06,340 --> 00:47:08,414
- Which he did.
- 597
- 00:47:10,311 --> 00:47:12,985
- I think you're extraordinary.
- 598
- 00:47:20,187 --> 00:47:21,994
- Why?
- 599
- 00:47:22,757 --> 00:47:24,626
- I don't know yet.
- 600
- 00:47:24,926 --> 00:47:27,695
- It's just obvious to me that you are.
- 601
- 00:47:27,795 --> 00:47:29,698
- I never went to college.
- 602
- 00:47:29,798 --> 00:47:33,001
- I've never even made it past
- team leader in my department.
- 603
- 00:47:33,101 --> 00:47:36,437
- Your voice is like...
- 604
- 00:47:36,837 --> 00:47:38,278
- magic.
- 605
- 00:47:40,107 --> 00:47:42,114
- Oh, really?
- 606
- 00:47:44,763 --> 00:47:49,651
- Well, you know, I have been doing
- phone work for a really long time now,
- 607
- 00:47:49,751 --> 00:47:53,755
- so I pride myself on sounding
- pleasant and professional,
- 608
- 00:47:53,855 --> 00:47:56,991
- and having a pleasing
- phone voice and manner.
- 609
- 00:47:57,091 --> 00:47:59,327
- It works. Do you sing?
- 610
- 00:48:00,827 --> 00:48:03,331
- What? No.
- 611
- 00:48:03,431 --> 00:48:06,935
- No! God! You're weird!
- 612
- 00:48:07,035 --> 00:48:10,104
- I mean, I sing. Everybody sings.
- I just don't sing well.
- 613
- 00:48:10,204 --> 00:48:12,607
- I sometimes sing along with the radio.
- 614
- 00:48:12,707 --> 00:48:14,876
- I love Cyndi Lauper.
- 615
- 00:48:14,976 --> 00:48:18,647
- Because she's got such a great voice and she
- doesn't care what people think about her.
- 616
- 00:48:18,747 --> 00:48:22,507
- She's just herself, and that takes
- a lot of courage. I admire that.
- 617
- 00:48:22,607 --> 00:48:25,687
- - You know what I mean?
- - Yeah. I think so.
- 618
- 00:48:25,787 --> 00:48:28,200
- Would you sing one of her songs for me?
- 619
- 00:48:28,300 --> 00:48:30,759
- - No!
- - Come on.
- 620
- 00:48:30,859 --> 00:48:33,748
- Come on. It'd make me so happy
- to hear you sing.
- 621
- 00:48:34,028 --> 00:48:38,539
- - You're being weird.
- - Please. It'll make me happy.
- 622
- 00:48:40,701 --> 00:48:42,742
- I don't know.
- 623
- 00:48:47,842 --> 00:48:50,578
- Okay, crazy man.
- 624
- 00:48:50,678 --> 00:48:52,919
- Just a little.
- 625
- 00:48:53,214 --> 00:48:55,667
- Okay, here goes.
- 626
- 00:48:55,767 --> 00:48:58,090
- Don't laugh at me.
- 627
- 00:49:03,825 --> 00:49:07,362
- <i> I come home in the morning light</i>
- 628
- 00:49:07,462 --> 00:49:13,568
- <i> My mother says
- when you gonna live your life right</i>
- 629
- 00:49:13,668 --> 00:49:17,672
- <i> Oh, mother, dear,
- we're not the fortunate ones</i>
- 630
- 00:49:17,772 --> 00:49:21,842
- <i> And girls, they wanna have fun</i>
- 631
- 00:49:21,942 --> 00:49:27,048
- <i> Oh, girls just wanna have fun</i>
- 632
- 00:49:27,148 --> 00:49:30,285
- <i> Some boys take a beautiful girl</i>
- 633
- 00:49:30,385 --> 00:49:35,590
- <i> And hide her away
- from the rest of the world</i>
- 634
- 00:49:35,690 --> 00:49:40,361
- <i> I want to be the one to walk in the sun</i>
- 635
- 00:49:40,461 --> 00:49:44,198
- <i> And girls, they wanna have fun</i>
- 636
- 00:49:44,298 --> 00:49:47,668
- <i> Oh, girls just wanna have</i>
- 637
- 00:49:47,768 --> 00:49:51,806
- <i> That's all they really want</i>
- 638
- 00:49:51,906 --> 00:49:55,176
- <i> Some fun</i>
- 639
- 00:49:55,276 --> 00:49:58,813
- <i> When the working day is done</i>
- 640
- 00:49:58,913 --> 00:50:02,717
- <i> Oh, girls, they wanna have fun</i>
- 641
- 00:50:02,817 --> 00:50:08,523
- <i> Oh, girls just wanna have fun </i>
- 642
- 00:50:08,723 --> 00:50:10,391
- That's beautiful...
- 643
- 00:50:10,491 --> 00:50:12,960
- <i> Girls, they want</i>
- 644
- 00:50:13,060 --> 00:50:16,530
- <i> Wanna have fun, girls</i>
- 645
- 00:50:16,630 --> 00:50:18,266
- <i> They wanna have</i>
- 646
- 00:50:18,366 --> 00:50:22,036
- <i> Just wanna, they just wanna</i>
- 647
- 00:50:22,136 --> 00:50:25,373
- <i> Just wanna, they just wanna</i>
- 648
- 00:50:25,473 --> 00:50:28,609
- <i> Oh, girls just wanna</i>
- 649
- 00:50:28,709 --> 00:50:31,879
- <i> Just wanna have fun </i>
- 650
- 00:50:31,979 --> 00:50:35,483
- Okay. That's it. Happy?
- 651
- 00:50:35,583 --> 00:50:38,787
- - That was so beautiful.
- - No, it was...
- 652
- 00:50:39,287 --> 00:50:42,295
- Oh, my God, are those tears?
- 653
- 00:50:42,923 --> 00:50:45,379
- It was beautiful.
- 654
- 00:50:45,479 --> 00:50:49,898
- It's such a great song. "I want to
- be the one who walks in the sun."
- 655
- 00:50:49,998 --> 00:50:53,640
- That describes so perfectly
- who I want to be.
- 656
- 00:50:54,369 --> 00:50:57,872
- You're so sensitive, Michael.
- It's incredibly sweet.
- 657
- 00:50:57,972 --> 00:51:00,609
- It's your voice, Lisa.
- 658
- 00:51:01,209 --> 00:51:05,353
- - Keep talking. Tell me everything.
- - You're, like, amazing.
- 659
- 00:51:05,453 --> 00:51:07,648
- Why are you doing this?
- Are you making fun of me?
- 660
- 00:51:07,748 --> 00:51:10,623
- No. No.
- 661
- 00:51:15,022 --> 00:51:18,676
- Oh, God. Oh, my God.
- 662
- 00:51:18,776 --> 00:51:21,339
- - Thank you.
- - Thank you.
- 663
- 00:51:22,363 --> 00:51:26,551
- Will you... will you kiss me again?
- 664
- 00:51:27,351 --> 00:51:29,387
- I hope to.
- 665
- 00:51:29,487 --> 00:51:32,911
- I hope you do, too. Sometime.
- 666
- 00:52:04,188 --> 00:52:08,081
- I haven't been with anybody
- in 8 years.
- 667
- 00:52:10,428 --> 00:52:15,171
- Let's just lie together
- and you can tell me about your day.
- 668
- 00:52:16,934 --> 00:52:19,101
- Yes. Okay.
- 669
- 00:52:24,042 --> 00:52:28,412
- Well, Em picked me up at, like, 7:00
- this morning so we could drive down here.
- 670
- 00:52:28,512 --> 00:52:32,917
- We stopped at Starbucks
- and I got a Grande Mocha Frappuccino.
- 671
- 00:52:33,017 --> 00:52:34,685
- Emily got a Grande Chai.
- 672
- 00:52:34,785 --> 00:52:37,555
- I looked at the road atlas and figured
- it's a little over 200 miles,
- 673
- 00:52:37,655 --> 00:52:39,991
- so at 60 miles an hour,
- we could do it in under four hours
- 674
- 00:52:40,091 --> 00:52:42,660
- with bathroom breaks and whatever.
- 675
- 00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:48,499
- The 71 goes pretty much
- straight here, so it was easy.
- 676
- 00:52:48,599 --> 00:52:51,436
- We listened to a lot of No Doubt,
- which Em likes.
- 677
- 00:52:51,536 --> 00:52:54,072
- And I brought my Sarah Brightman CDs.
- 678
- 00:52:54,172 --> 00:52:59,907
- She sings this beautiful version of
- <i>Girls Just Want to Have Fun</i> in Italian.
- 679
- 00:53:00,007 --> 00:53:04,486
- It's called <i>Le Ragazze Vogliono Meglio.</i>
- 680
- 00:53:05,716 --> 00:53:07,718
- Do you want to hear it?
- 681
- 00:53:07,818 --> 00:53:09,659
- Please.
- 682
- 00:53:35,813 --> 00:53:38,929
- - Very pretty.
- - Oh, my God, it is.
- 683
- 00:53:39,029 --> 00:53:41,986
- I want to learn Italian someday.
- It's so wonderful.
- 684
- 00:53:42,086 --> 00:53:44,927
- It's just so romantic.
- 685
- 00:53:45,856 --> 00:53:48,097
- Keep talking.
- 686
- 00:53:49,493 --> 00:53:51,595
- I like different languages.
- 687
- 00:53:51,695 --> 00:53:54,465
- I love French and Italian the most.
- 688
- 00:53:54,565 --> 00:53:57,301
- I don't like German. It sounds mean to me.
- 689
- 00:53:57,401 --> 00:53:59,809
- All those "ach's."
- 690
- 00:54:00,304 --> 00:54:02,573
- And I love Japanese, obviously.
- 691
- 00:54:02,673 --> 00:54:07,778
- Oh, I love Portuguese.
- I love to listen to Brazilian singers.
- 692
- 00:54:07,878 --> 00:54:13,351
- They sing in Portuguese in Brazil,
- a little-known fact.
- 693
- 00:54:13,451 --> 00:54:17,227
- It's kind of weird because
- it's the only country in South America
- 694
- 00:54:17,327 --> 00:54:19,724
- where they sing in Portuguese.
- 695
- 00:54:19,824 --> 00:54:22,398
- It's an anomaly, right?
- 696
- 00:54:23,327 --> 00:54:25,904
- I learned that word in your book.
- 697
- 00:54:26,004 --> 00:54:27,632
- I like that word.
- 698
- 00:54:27,732 --> 00:54:31,769
- Anomaly. I like the way it sounds
- and I like what it means.
- 699
- 00:54:31,869 --> 00:54:33,905
- I feel like an anomaly.
- 700
- 00:54:34,005 --> 00:54:37,181
- Before I used to know there was
- a word for it, it made me
- 701
- 00:54:37,281 --> 00:54:42,546
- feel bad to be different.
- Now I kind of like it. Sometimes.
- 702
- 00:54:42,646 --> 00:54:46,083
- I mean, not a lot, but sometimes.
- 703
- 00:54:46,183 --> 00:54:48,452
- It makes me special, sort of.
- 704
- 00:54:48,552 --> 00:54:50,860
- You know what I mean?
- 705
- 00:54:52,756 --> 00:54:55,225
- Anomalisa.
- 706
- 00:54:55,325 --> 00:54:58,496
- Oh, I love that!
- 707
- 00:54:58,596 --> 00:55:02,471
- It's like "anomaly" plus my name.
- 708
- 00:55:03,301 --> 00:55:06,570
- Will you call me that all the time?
- I guess it's long to say "all the time."
- 709
- 00:55:06,670 --> 00:55:10,019
- I mean, I guess I'm assuming
- there is going to be an "all the time."
- 710
- 00:55:10,119 --> 00:55:12,443
- There's not going to be
- an "all the time," is there?
- 711
- 00:55:12,543 --> 00:55:16,617
- It's just now.
- Some weird thing for just now.
- 712
- 00:55:16,717 --> 00:55:20,940
- It's okay, though.
- It's really nice for just now.
- 713
- 00:55:21,485 --> 00:55:23,926
- It's an anomaly.
- 714
- 00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:45,986
- - Sorry. What? Did I tickle you?
- - Just a little.
- 715
- 00:55:46,086 --> 00:55:47,678
- - Sorry.
- - It's okay.
- 716
- 00:55:47,778 --> 00:55:51,349
- - Just right there I'm a little ticklish.
- - Okay. I won't touch you there.
- 717
- 00:55:51,449 --> 00:55:53,588
- - No, you can. It's okay.
- - No. It's okay.
- 718
- 00:55:53,688 --> 00:55:55,891
- No, it's okay.
- 719
- 00:56:01,392 --> 00:56:05,801
- Do you talk during sex?
- 720
- 00:56:06,430 --> 00:56:09,766
- God! I don't know! It's been a long time.
- 721
- 00:56:09,866 --> 00:56:12,836
- Do you want me to?
- Or not? I could do either.
- 722
- 00:56:12,936 --> 00:56:14,772
- If you could.
- 723
- 00:56:14,872 --> 00:56:18,842
- Or just, you know...
- 724
- 00:56:18,942 --> 00:56:21,750
- make some noises.
- 725
- 00:56:21,879 --> 00:56:24,715
- - Noises?
- - Like moaning or something.
- 726
- 00:56:24,815 --> 00:56:28,558
- Oh. Okay. I could do that.
- 727
- 00:56:34,024 --> 00:56:36,065
- That's nice.
- 728
- 00:56:37,261 --> 00:56:40,731
- - Does this feel okay?
- - Yes. Sorry. I'm just... I'm a little shy.
- 729
- 00:56:40,831 --> 00:56:43,100
- Oh, it's fine.
- 730
- 00:56:44,301 --> 00:56:45,669
- - My hair.
- - Sorry. I'm sorry.
- 731
- 00:56:45,769 --> 00:56:48,272
- - It's okay. I'm sorry.
- - It's okay.
- 732
- 00:56:48,372 --> 00:56:51,491
- Maybe if we can just turn
- a little bit like this?
- 733
- 00:56:51,591 --> 00:56:53,465
- Sure.
- 734
- 00:56:56,780 --> 00:56:58,515
- - Is that better?
- - Much.
- 735
- 00:56:58,615 --> 00:57:00,427
- Good.
- 736
- 00:57:07,390 --> 00:57:10,260
- You feel so good.
- 737
- 00:57:10,360 --> 00:57:12,696
- You do, too.
- 738
- 00:57:15,099 --> 00:57:17,017
- What? You don't want that?
- 739
- 00:57:17,117 --> 00:57:20,555
- No, I'm just...
- I'm kind of shy about that, too.
- 740
- 00:57:20,655 --> 00:57:24,289
- Don't be shy. It'll be good.
- I really want to.
- 741
- 00:57:25,008 --> 00:57:26,844
- Okay.
- 742
- 00:57:27,244 --> 00:57:29,485
- Okay, go ahead.
- 743
- 00:57:57,341 --> 00:57:59,577
- You're being quiet. Is it not good?
- 744
- 00:57:59,677 --> 00:58:02,585
- No, it's fine. It's good. It's...
- 745
- 00:58:03,181 --> 00:58:07,101
- Just a little bit more gentle maybe.
- At first, maybe.
- 746
- 00:58:07,201 --> 00:58:10,075
- - Sorry.
- - It's okay.
- 747
- 00:58:19,629 --> 00:58:22,725
- - Better?
- - Yes.
- 748
- 00:58:38,782 --> 00:58:41,757
- Could you come up here, please?
- 749
- 01:00:32,129 --> 01:00:35,203
- That was really nice.
- 750
- 01:00:44,408 --> 01:00:46,877
- I don't want to lose you.
- 751
- 01:00:46,977 --> 01:00:49,551
- I lose everyone.
- 752
- 01:00:50,313 --> 01:00:52,554
- What do you mean?
- 753
- 01:00:54,651 --> 01:00:56,858
- I don't know.
- 754
- 01:00:57,788 --> 01:01:00,162
- It doesn't matter.
- 755
- 01:01:53,743 --> 01:01:55,579
- Hello?
- 756
- 01:01:55,679 --> 01:01:57,848
- <i>Hello, Mr. Stone?</i>
- 757
- 01:01:57,948 --> 01:01:59,650
- - Yes.
- - It's early. Who is it?
- 758
- 01:01:59,750 --> 01:02:01,585
- <i>Good morning, sir.
- My name is Lawrence Gill</i>
- 759
- 01:02:01,685 --> 01:02:04,688
- - <i>and I'm the General Manager of the hotel.</i>
- - Yes?
- 760
- 01:02:04,788 --> 01:02:07,825
- <i>I have a matter of some delicacy
- I need to talk to you about.</i>
- 761
- 01:02:07,925 --> 01:02:09,727
- - What's going on?
- - Who is it?
- 762
- 01:02:09,827 --> 01:02:14,636
- <i>Would it be possible for you to come down
- to my office to chat for a few moments?</i>
- 763
- 01:02:15,398 --> 01:02:19,336
- - I suppose.
- - <i>I'd greatly appreciate it.</i>
- 764
- 01:02:19,436 --> 01:02:22,806
- <i>If you take the elevator to the basement
- level and turn left when you get off,</i>
- 765
- 01:02:22,906 --> 01:02:26,843
- <i>you'll see the administrative offices.
- You can just ask for me.</i>
- 766
- 01:02:26,943 --> 01:02:30,519
- - <i>My name is Lawrence Gill.</i>
- - Yeah, okay.
- 767
- 01:02:41,558 --> 01:02:43,765
- Who was that?
- 768
- 01:02:46,763 --> 01:02:49,171
- Lawrence Gill.
- 769
- 01:03:01,511 --> 01:03:04,781
- Hello. Lawrence Gill's office.
- May I help you?
- 770
- 01:03:04,881 --> 01:03:06,884
- At 2:30 today.
- 771
- 01:03:06,984 --> 01:03:09,319
- Hello, I'm here to see Mr. Gill.
- 772
- 01:03:09,419 --> 01:03:11,922
- Yes, of course, one moment.
- 773
- 01:03:12,022 --> 01:03:14,363
- - Mr. Gill, a Mr....
- - Stone.
- 774
- 01:03:14,463 --> 01:03:16,894
- A Mr. Stone is here to see you.
- 775
- 01:03:16,994 --> 01:03:19,917
- Yes, sir. You can go right in.
- 776
- 01:03:29,873 --> 01:03:34,244
- Thank you for coming, Mr. Stone.
- It's over here.
- 777
- 01:03:34,344 --> 01:03:36,280
- It's big, I know.
- 778
- 01:03:36,380 --> 01:03:39,849
- They offered me 300 square
- on the 5th floor or this down here.
- 779
- 01:03:39,949 --> 01:03:42,319
- Not a hard decision, right?
- 780
- 01:03:42,419 --> 01:03:45,495
- Take the golf cart. That's what it's for.
- 781
- 01:04:02,706 --> 01:04:05,548
- Watch out for the sunken meeting area.
- 782
- 01:04:06,610 --> 01:04:09,213
- No, no, you can just go around those.
- 783
- 01:04:09,313 --> 01:04:11,920
- No, don't try to drive through.
- 784
- 01:04:18,221 --> 01:04:20,829
- There. There you are.
- 785
- 01:04:30,267 --> 01:04:32,336
- Have a seat.
- 786
- 01:04:32,436 --> 01:04:34,771
- Do you like the fish?
- I just had them put in.
- 787
- 01:04:34,871 --> 01:04:36,940
- Salt water tanks.
- They're hard to maintain.
- 788
- 01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:41,381
- Those are leprechaun fish.
- The ones with the sort of Irish faces.
- 789
- 01:04:41,481 --> 01:04:44,148
- Is there some problem?
- 790
- 01:04:44,248 --> 01:04:48,435
- - No, sir. It's nothing like that.
- - What then?
- 791
- 01:04:48,535 --> 01:04:51,621
- - Nothing.
- - Excuse me?
- 792
- 01:04:51,721 --> 01:04:53,461
- It's just...
- 793
- 01:04:54,691 --> 01:04:56,535
- What?
- 794
- 01:04:56,635 --> 01:04:58,408
- Well...
- 795
- 01:04:58,508 --> 01:05:00,698
- Please, I have a conference to attend.
- 796
- 01:05:00,798 --> 01:05:03,934
- Oh, yes, of course. "Customer Service."
- 797
- 01:05:04,034 --> 01:05:09,273
- And I've read your book myself.
- Hotel productivity up 90%.
- 798
- 01:05:09,373 --> 01:05:12,910
- You and I are in the same business,
- really, when you come down to it.
- 799
- 01:05:13,010 --> 01:05:16,913
- - Service. Wouldn't you agree?
- - Yes.
- 800
- 01:05:17,213 --> 01:05:19,016
- Yes.
- 801
- 01:05:19,116 --> 01:05:22,753
- Anyway, I don't know
- how to put this, so I'll just put it.
- 802
- 01:05:22,853 --> 01:05:26,419
- I understand that you had a guest
- in your room last night.
- 803
- 01:05:26,519 --> 01:05:30,260
- - Is that a crime?
- - No, not at all.
- 804
- 01:05:30,360 --> 01:05:33,706
- Certainly, hoteliers are in the business
- of being discreet about our guests'...
- 805
- 01:05:33,806 --> 01:05:37,038
- - philandering.
- - Philandering?
- 806
- 01:05:38,035 --> 01:05:42,102
- No, it isn't that. My choice of words...
- It's not about that at all.
- 807
- 01:05:42,202 --> 01:05:45,208
- How do you even know that, anyway?
- 808
- 01:05:45,308 --> 01:05:47,783
- Well, I...
- 809
- 01:05:48,478 --> 01:05:50,819
- Mr. Stone, may I be candid with you?
- 810
- 01:05:50,919 --> 01:05:53,983
- I guess. I don't know
- what the hell you're getting at.
- 811
- 01:05:54,083 --> 01:05:56,658
- Well, I...
- 812
- 01:05:58,955 --> 01:06:00,362
- I love you.
- 813
- 01:06:01,758 --> 01:06:03,986
- - Right, I'm leaving.
- - No, no. Look.
- 814
- 01:06:04,086 --> 01:06:07,464
- I've never talked to you like this before.
- It has not been appropriate.
- 815
- 01:06:07,564 --> 01:06:11,134
- Perhaps it's not still, but I've been unable
- to contain myself this morning.
- 816
- 01:06:11,234 --> 01:06:13,337
- I love you.
- And I want what's best for you.
- 817
- 01:06:13,437 --> 01:06:17,274
- And if you need to have an affair,
- I understand, but have it with me.
- 818
- 01:06:17,374 --> 01:06:18,876
- Goodbye.
- 819
- 01:06:18,976 --> 01:06:23,619
- Have it with anyone at all,
- anybody, just not Lisa.
- 820
- 01:06:27,417 --> 01:06:29,453
- No. Wait!
- 821
- 01:06:29,553 --> 01:06:33,742
- We're all here for you.
- We're all one for you. Come back!
- 822
- 01:06:41,331 --> 01:06:44,535
- Do you like any of these here?
- They're very pretty.
- 823
- 01:06:45,535 --> 01:06:47,871
- That one's Stephanie.
- Stephanie, say hello to Mr. Stone.
- 824
- 01:06:47,971 --> 01:06:51,746
- Hello. You can fuck me
- if you want, Mr. Stone.
- 825
- 01:06:53,109 --> 01:06:54,978
- Or me.
- 826
- 01:06:55,078 --> 01:06:57,681
- - Any of us.
- - Just not Lisa.
- 827
- 01:06:57,781 --> 01:06:59,388
- Not Lisa!
- 828
- 01:06:59,488 --> 01:07:01,289
- Lisa.
- 829
- 01:07:08,825 --> 01:07:10,627
- Lisa!
- 830
- 01:07:10,727 --> 01:07:13,268
- Here's your breakfast, Mr. Stone.
- 831
- 01:07:24,173 --> 01:07:25,801
- Lisa!
- 832
- 01:07:31,915 --> 01:07:35,690
- Lisa! Lisa!
- 833
- 01:07:36,720 --> 01:07:38,555
- Yes? Oh, hello, Michael.
- 834
- 01:07:38,655 --> 01:07:40,490
- Where...
- 835
- 01:07:40,590 --> 01:07:42,739
- - Where is she, Emily?
- - She's not here.
- 836
- 01:07:42,839 --> 01:07:45,163
- - Michael?
- - Lisa, let's go!
- 837
- 01:07:45,263 --> 01:07:47,197
- - What?
- - Lisa, don't go with him. He's insane.
- 838
- 01:07:47,297 --> 01:07:48,198
- What's going on?
- 839
- 01:07:48,298 --> 01:07:50,600
- I don't have the time to tell you.
- Just come!
- 840
- 01:07:50,700 --> 01:07:52,570
- Where are you taking me?
- Em, what's going on?
- 841
- 01:07:52,670 --> 01:07:55,773
- Oh, for God's sake.
- Lisa, pull free from him and come back here.
- 842
- 01:07:55,873 --> 01:08:00,187
- Where are you going to go, Michael?
- Be reasonable. There's nowhere to go.
- 843
- 01:08:01,244 --> 01:08:04,119
- - You're hurting me.
- - I'm sorry.
- 844
- 01:08:11,855 --> 01:08:15,192
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- I had to get you away. You weren't safe.
- 845
- 01:08:15,292 --> 01:08:18,395
- Safe from what?
- What are you talking about?
- 846
- 01:08:18,495 --> 01:08:22,899
- They don't want us to be together.
- I think they'll kill you if they need to.
- 847
- 01:08:22,999 --> 01:08:24,668
- - Michael?
- - They explained it to me.
- 848
- 01:08:24,768 --> 01:08:28,872
- The hotel manager, he explained it to me.
- They're all one person and they love me.
- 849
- 01:08:28,972 --> 01:08:31,775
- Everyone is one person, but you and me.
- 850
- 01:08:31,875 --> 01:08:34,916
- You're the only other person in the world!
- 851
- 01:08:35,612 --> 01:08:37,486
- Really?
- 852
- 01:08:39,248 --> 01:08:41,123
- That's so beautiful.
- 853
- 01:08:43,222 --> 01:08:45,739
- - I'm going to cry.
- - No.
- 854
- 01:08:45,839 --> 01:08:48,558
- We need to stay together. Forever.
- 855
- 01:08:48,658 --> 01:08:51,495
- To protect each other,
- to nurture each other.
- 856
- 01:08:51,595 --> 01:08:55,398
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God, that's...
- Are you sure?
- 857
- 01:08:55,598 --> 01:08:57,468
- Yes.
- 858
- 01:08:57,968 --> 01:09:03,340
- Yes. Finally. Finally, I've found you.
- 859
- 01:09:03,440 --> 01:09:06,943
- I've waited so long for someone to...
- 860
- 01:09:07,043 --> 01:09:09,746
- - And you're so smart.
- - We have to get out of here.
- 861
- 01:09:09,846 --> 01:09:11,731
- - My clothes. My stuff.
- - We'll get new.
- 862
- 01:09:11,831 --> 01:09:15,953
- - Your wife and son.
- - They don't exist. They're just them.
- 863
- 01:09:16,053 --> 01:09:18,351
- Michael? Michael?
- 864
- 01:09:18,451 --> 01:09:22,397
- Michael? Michael? Michael?
- 865
- 01:09:22,742 --> 01:09:26,963
- Michael! You're having
- a nightmare or something.
- 866
- 01:09:27,063 --> 01:09:30,767
- - Oh, man.
- - You were thrashing.
- 867
- 01:09:30,867 --> 01:09:33,890
- - You hit me in the face with your elbow.
- - Oh, I'm sorry.
- 868
- 01:09:33,990 --> 01:09:39,414
- Oh, it's okay. I kind of liked it.
- It's kind of intimate.
- 869
- 01:09:39,542 --> 01:09:41,745
- Oh, okay, then. Stick around.
- 870
- 01:09:41,845 --> 01:09:44,932
- I'm sure you'll get more of those.
- I'm a sloppy sleeper.
- 871
- 01:09:45,382 --> 01:09:47,924
- You're all sweaty.
- 872
- 01:09:48,785 --> 01:09:52,754
- - What was the dream?
- - I don't know.
- 873
- 01:09:53,490 --> 01:09:57,899
- Something about the hotel manager.
- 874
- 01:10:05,535 --> 01:10:07,671
- Are you hungry? We could order breakfast.
- 875
- 01:10:07,771 --> 01:10:10,540
- I have to get ready for this speech.
- 876
- 01:10:10,640 --> 01:10:13,477
- - Can I have scrambled eggs?
- - Sure.
- 877
- 01:10:13,577 --> 01:10:18,214
- I love eggs.
- Scrambled is my favorite egg style.
- 878
- 01:10:18,314 --> 01:10:20,655
- What about yours?
- 879
- 01:10:24,287 --> 01:10:27,197
- These eggs are delicious.
- They're scrambled perfectly.
- 880
- 01:10:27,297 --> 01:10:30,660
- - Do you want to try some?
- - No. Now here's what I'm thinking.
- 881
- 01:10:30,760 --> 01:10:33,730
- - Yes?
- - I want to be with you.
- 882
- 01:10:33,830 --> 01:10:35,165
- What do you mean?
- 883
- 01:10:35,265 --> 01:10:39,202
- I need to be with you.
- I want to leave my wife.
- 884
- 01:10:39,302 --> 01:10:42,555
- Really? Michael,
- that's a big decision. I don't...
- 885
- 01:10:42,655 --> 01:10:47,282
- No, no, no, it's something I have to do.
- I mean, if you're interested.
- 886
- 01:10:48,044 --> 01:10:52,334
- I mean, yeah. I mean, it's awfully sudden.
- I mean, I don't...
- 887
- 01:10:52,434 --> 01:10:56,433
- want to be responsible for breaking up
- a marriage. Do we need to decide now?
- 888
- 01:10:56,586 --> 01:10:59,789
- It's been years
- since I've felt anything like this.
- 889
- 01:10:59,889 --> 01:11:02,668
- It's like a floodgate has opened.
- I can't close it. I don't want to.
- 890
- 01:11:02,768 --> 01:11:05,033
- I love you.
- 891
- 01:11:05,628 --> 01:11:07,497
- Okay.
- 892
- 01:11:07,897 --> 01:11:10,767
- I don't know. It seems so big and...
- 893
- 01:11:10,867 --> 01:11:14,641
- Oh, gosh, okay. Yeah, let's do it.
- 894
- 01:11:15,772 --> 01:11:18,575
- Great! This is so great!
- 895
- 01:11:18,675 --> 01:11:20,644
- Anomalisa.
- 896
- 01:11:21,044 --> 01:11:24,882
- So, I'll call Donna and tell her.
- 897
- 01:11:25,182 --> 01:11:29,352
- - No, maybe I should go and see her, right?
- - Yeah, that sounds right.
- 898
- 01:11:29,452 --> 01:11:32,789
- - I think that's such an important...
- - Could you not...
- 899
- 01:11:32,889 --> 01:11:35,658
- You're clicking your fork against
- your teeth. Could you not do that?
- 900
- 01:11:35,758 --> 01:11:38,395
- Oh, sorry.
- People have told me that before.
- 901
- 01:11:38,495 --> 01:11:42,966
- - I know, it's a stupid unconscious habit.
- - It's okay. Anyway, you were saying?
- 902
- 01:11:43,466 --> 01:11:45,202
- Just that I think it's more respectful.
- 903
- 01:11:45,302 --> 01:11:48,395
- And you need to speak to Henry
- and explain that this isn't about him.
- 904
- 01:11:48,495 --> 01:11:50,824
- But it is. It's about him, too.
- 905
- 01:11:52,576 --> 01:11:55,028
- Well, don't tell him that.
- He's just a little boy.
- 906
- 01:11:55,128 --> 01:11:58,203
- Yeah. You're right.
- 907
- 01:11:59,416 --> 01:12:03,453
- You're being a little controlling,
- don't you think?
- 908
- 01:12:03,553 --> 01:12:05,789
- - I don't mean to. I'm sorry.
- - No, that's okay.
- 909
- 01:12:05,889 --> 01:12:07,391
- Good. I'm glad...
- 910
- 01:12:07,491 --> 01:12:10,460
- Please don't talk with food
- hanging out of your mouth.
- 911
- 01:12:10,560 --> 01:12:14,931
- - Oh, sorry. I'm a pig. Sorry.
- - No. No, no, no. It's okay.
- 912
- 01:12:15,031 --> 01:12:18,101
- So, will you live in Los Angeles,
- or do you need to stay in Ohio?
- 913
- 01:12:19,201 --> 01:12:21,943
- I'm sorry. Hold on.
- 914
- 01:12:31,348 --> 01:12:34,217
- I can move to Los Angeles.
- I could do that.
- 915
- 01:12:34,317 --> 01:12:36,186
- Good.
- 916
- 01:12:36,286 --> 01:12:39,989
- We should go to the zoo today after
- your speech. I hear it's really good.
- 917
- 01:12:40,089 --> 01:12:44,228
- They have breeding programs
- for all these endangered species.
- 918
- 01:12:45,028 --> 01:12:47,497
- I'm sorry, what did you say?
- 919
- 01:12:47,597 --> 01:12:50,867
- They have breeding programs
- for all these endangered species.
- 920
- 01:12:50,967 --> 01:12:55,338
- So you get to see things like pandas,
- which I think are awfully cute.
- 921
- 01:12:55,438 --> 01:12:59,109
- They're not really bears, I read.
- 922
- 01:12:59,209 --> 01:13:00,718
- Yeah.
- 923
- 01:13:00,818 --> 01:13:04,450
- Sure. That sounds fine.
- 924
- 01:13:05,815 --> 01:13:09,801
- - What is it?
- - Nothing. The zoo sounds good.
- 925
- 01:13:10,620 --> 01:13:15,530
- My stomach hurts.
- It feels empty. It's clenched.
- 926
- 01:13:16,993 --> 01:13:19,700
- Well, eat some more waffle maybe?
- 927
- 01:13:21,598 --> 01:13:24,172
- Did I do something wrong?
- 928
- 01:13:25,201 --> 01:13:27,804
- I'm sorry. Darling.
- 929
- 01:13:27,904 --> 01:13:29,978
- It's okay.
- 930
- 01:13:30,240 --> 01:13:33,309
- I'm anxious about my speech, I suppose.
- 931
- 01:13:33,409 --> 01:13:37,803
- Of course. Well, we'll have fun after.
- We don't have to go to the zoo.
- 932
- 01:13:37,903 --> 01:13:41,448
- We can just hang out here. I have the whole
- weekend till I have to get back to work.
- 933
- 01:13:41,548 --> 01:13:43,353
- That's great.
- 934
- 01:13:43,453 --> 01:13:45,755
- I'm so happy, Michael.
- 935
- 01:13:45,855 --> 01:13:49,264
- I've waited for someone
- like you my whole life.
- 936
- 01:13:50,059 --> 01:13:52,467
- I've waited, too.
- 937
- 01:13:53,129 --> 01:13:56,097
- - We'll work it all out, right?
- - Yes.
- 938
- 01:13:56,197 --> 01:13:59,769
- Who would've thunk it?
- It's just so beautiful.
- 939
- 01:13:59,869 --> 01:14:02,105
- Life can be.
- 940
- 01:14:02,205 --> 01:14:05,079
- Things can work out. That's the lesson.
- 941
- 01:14:05,442 --> 01:14:09,921
- Sometimes there's no lesson.
- That's a lesson in itself.
- 942
- 01:14:11,214 --> 01:14:13,454
- I guess so.
- 943
- 01:14:14,317 --> 01:14:19,172
- I feel anxious, Michael. I feel something.
- Like you're different-acting.
- 944
- 01:14:19,272 --> 01:14:22,225
- Me? No, no, no.
- Everything's fine. I'm just...
- 945
- 01:14:22,325 --> 01:14:24,261
- I know.
- 946
- 01:14:24,361 --> 01:14:26,458
- I'm not great to look at
- in bright sunlight.
- 947
- 01:14:26,558 --> 01:14:29,332
- No, you're very pretty.
- 948
- 01:14:29,432 --> 01:14:31,267
- Okay.
- 949
- 01:14:31,367 --> 01:14:33,970
- So, we could maybe go out for a walk
- 950
- 01:14:34,070 --> 01:14:37,345
- - and talk or something.
- - Yes.
- 951
- 01:14:37,841 --> 01:14:41,115
- - So I'll see you after?
- - Of course.
- 952
- 01:14:44,180 --> 01:14:46,054
- And...
- 953
- 01:14:49,219 --> 01:14:52,841
- Always remember,
- the customer is an individual.
- 954
- 01:14:53,793 --> 01:14:56,078
- Just like you.
- 955
- 01:14:56,430 --> 01:15:00,197
- Each person you speak to has had a day.
- 956
- 01:15:00,297 --> 01:15:02,675
- Some of their days have been good,
- 957
- 01:15:02,775 --> 01:15:06,274
- some bad, but they've all had one.
- 958
- 01:15:06,736 --> 01:15:10,607
- Each person you speak to
- has had a childhood.
- 959
- 01:15:10,707 --> 01:15:13,209
- Each has a body.
- 960
- 01:15:13,309 --> 01:15:17,252
- Each body has aches.
- 961
- 01:15:20,349 --> 01:15:22,752
- What is it to be human?
- 962
- 01:15:22,852 --> 01:15:25,226
- What is it to ache?
- 963
- 01:15:26,723 --> 01:15:30,631
- What is it to be alive?
- 964
- 01:15:32,394 --> 01:15:34,431
- I don't know.
- 965
- 01:15:34,531 --> 01:15:40,441
- What is it to ache? I don't know.
- What is it to be alive? I don't know.
- 966
- 01:15:43,606 --> 01:15:47,677
- Yes. "How do I talk to a customer?"
- How do I talk to a customer?
- 967
- 01:15:47,777 --> 01:15:51,681
- These are the important questions
- for a customer service representative.
- 968
- 01:15:51,781 --> 01:15:55,251
- What do I say?
- Do I smile while I'm on the phone?
- 969
- 01:15:55,351 --> 01:15:59,055
- Well, they can tell if you're smiling
- even if they can't see you.
- 970
- 01:15:59,155 --> 01:16:03,559
- Did you know that? Try it as an experiment
- on the phone with a friend.
- 971
- 01:16:03,659 --> 01:16:06,500
- Try it, go ahead. Watch.
- 972
- 01:16:09,398 --> 01:16:11,639
- I'm lost.
- 973
- 01:16:12,969 --> 01:16:18,213
- You see, I was smiling when I said that.
- I've lost my love.
- 974
- 01:16:19,542 --> 01:16:23,713
- She's an unmoored ship drifting off
- to sea. And I have no one to talk to.
- 975
- 01:16:23,813 --> 01:16:28,222
- I have no one to talk to.
- I have no one to talk to.
- 976
- 01:16:32,021 --> 01:16:34,205
- I'm sorry. I don't mean
- to burden you with that.
- 977
- 01:16:34,305 --> 01:16:38,376
- I just don't know
- what else to do because...
- 978
- 01:16:39,262 --> 01:16:41,769
- I have no one to talk to.
- 979
- 01:16:43,566 --> 01:16:48,919
- Be friendly to the customer.
- Think of the customer as a friend.
- 980
- 01:16:55,711 --> 01:16:58,081
- I want to cry, but I can't.
- 981
- 01:16:58,181 --> 01:17:00,583
- Is it the Zoloft, Dr. Horowitz?
- 982
- 01:17:00,683 --> 01:17:02,957
- Is it the Zoloft?
- 983
- 01:17:11,528 --> 01:17:14,430
- My face squeezes into that crying contortion
- you all know so well
- 984
- 01:17:14,530 --> 01:17:18,148
- but nothing comes out. I need tears.
- 985
- 01:17:18,701 --> 01:17:21,642
- It's like not being able to come.
- 986
- 01:17:23,173 --> 01:17:28,289
- I need tears to tear me in two
- and let this nightmare escape, but...
- 987
- 01:17:33,249 --> 01:17:36,546
- Anyway, yes, don't forget to smile.
- It makes a person's day.
- 988
- 01:17:36,646 --> 01:17:39,638
- And what does it cost you?
- A smile is free.
- 989
- 01:17:41,324 --> 01:17:44,461
- This is not working. This is not working.
- This is not working.
- 990
- 01:17:44,561 --> 01:17:47,463
- The world is falling apart.
- 991
- 01:17:47,563 --> 01:17:50,066
- The president is a war criminal.
- 992
- 01:17:51,634 --> 01:17:56,459
- America is going down the tubes and you're
- talking about goddamn intelligent design.
- 993
- 01:17:56,559 --> 01:18:00,009
- They've intentionally destroyed
- the public education system
- 994
- 01:18:00,109 --> 01:18:04,314
- because it's easier to manipulate
- dumb workers and soldiers.
- 995
- 01:18:04,414 --> 01:18:07,722
- There's no need for that!
- Support our troops!
- 996
- 01:18:13,923 --> 01:18:17,794
- - I thought this was about customer service.
- - Be personable.
- 997
- 01:18:17,894 --> 01:18:21,347
- Remember to believe in yourself.
- Believe in your company.
- 998
- 01:18:21,447 --> 01:18:24,822
- And your products or services.
- 999
- 01:18:26,369 --> 01:18:29,410
- I sweat onto my pillow every night.
- 1000
- 01:18:30,039 --> 01:18:33,714
- I think there's something
- very, very wrong with me.
- 1001
- 01:18:39,448 --> 01:18:41,756
- Be friendly.
- 1002
- 01:18:42,752 --> 01:18:48,257
- Yes, what does it cost you? Look for
- what is special about each individual.
- 1003
- 01:18:48,357 --> 01:18:51,865
- Focus on that during your conversation.
- 1004
- 01:18:56,098 --> 01:19:00,536
- Our time is limited. We forget that.
- 1005
- 01:19:00,636 --> 01:19:02,839
- Death comes, that's it.
- 1006
- 01:19:02,939 --> 01:19:05,680
- Soon it's as if we never existed.
- 1007
- 01:19:06,609 --> 01:19:09,651
- So, remember to smile.
- 1008
- 01:19:11,948 --> 01:19:15,217
- Remember there is someone
- out there for everyone.
- 1009
- 01:19:15,317 --> 01:19:19,755
- Someone to love. Remember every
- person you speak to needs love.
- 1010
- 01:19:19,855 --> 01:19:22,129
- Remember to...
- 1011
- 01:19:31,367 --> 01:19:34,437
- - Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!
- - Slugger!
- 1012
- 01:19:34,537 --> 01:19:36,293
- - What'd you bring me?
- - In the bag.
- 1013
- 01:19:36,393 --> 01:19:39,275
- - Let me look! Let me look!
- - He gets right to the point.
- 1014
- 01:19:39,375 --> 01:19:41,061
- - Hi, honey.
- - Is this it?
- 1015
- 01:19:41,161 --> 01:19:42,101
- - Yup.
- - What is it?
- 1016
- 01:19:42,201 --> 01:19:45,601
- - A toy.
- - It's... it's a doll.
- 1017
- 01:19:45,701 --> 01:19:48,785
- - It's for girls. It's a girls' doll.
- - No. It's a toy, an antique. It moves.
- 1018
- 01:19:48,885 --> 01:19:52,567
- - It's stupid, and the face is broken.
- - It's an antique. That's part of its charm.
- 1019
- 01:19:52,667 --> 01:19:55,091
- I don't get it. I don't get it.
- What are these words here?
- 1020
- 01:19:55,191 --> 01:19:58,795
- I don't know. It's in Japanese.
- Press some buttons. It moves.
- 1021
- 01:19:59,595 --> 01:20:01,497
- - What else did you get me?
- - I didn't get you anything else...
- 1022
- 01:20:01,597 --> 01:20:04,433
- - Surprise!
- - Jesus! That scared me!
- 1023
- 01:20:04,533 --> 01:20:06,535
- Welcome home, honey.
- It's a surprise party.
- 1024
- 01:20:06,635 --> 01:20:09,505
- I don't... Who are all these people?
- 1025
- 01:20:09,605 --> 01:20:13,202
- - Michael, it's great to see you.
- - Yeah. Oh, thanks. Who are they?
- 1026
- 01:20:13,302 --> 01:20:15,544
- - It's everybody, honey.
- - What's it doing now, Daddy?
- 1027
- 01:20:15,644 --> 01:20:17,583
- - I don't recognize any of them.
- - Michael, how are you?
- 1028
- 01:20:17,683 --> 01:20:19,937
- - Yeah, yeah, yeah, how are you?
- - Daddy, what's coming out of the toy?
- 1029
- 01:20:20,037 --> 01:20:22,485
- - I don't know.
- - God, Michael, it looks like semen.
- 1030
- 01:20:22,585 --> 01:20:25,087
- I don't know. I just got it at a store.
- I don't know.
- 1031
- 01:20:25,187 --> 01:20:26,455
- What's semen, Mommy?
- 1032
- 01:20:26,555 --> 01:20:29,964
- It's just a liquid, Henry.
- It's just a liquid.
- 1033
- 01:20:31,627 --> 01:20:33,929
- Michael, do you realize that we love you?
- 1034
- 01:20:34,029 --> 01:20:35,903
- Henry.
- 1035
- 01:20:37,433 --> 01:20:38,873
- Me.
- 1036
- 01:20:40,002 --> 01:20:42,476
- All of us here.
- 1037
- 01:20:46,609 --> 01:20:49,578
- Who are you, Donna?
- 1038
- 01:20:49,678 --> 01:20:51,797
- Who are you, really?
- 1039
- 01:20:51,897 --> 01:20:54,316
- Oh, for fuck's sake!
- 1040
- 01:20:54,416 --> 01:20:58,257
- I'm sorry, Henry. Mommy said a bad word.
- 1041
- 01:20:58,387 --> 01:21:00,823
- But for fuck's sake, Michael.
- I don't know who I am.
- 1042
- 01:21:00,923 --> 01:21:04,580
- I mean, who are you? Who is anyone?
- 1043
- 01:21:04,680 --> 01:21:07,135
- Who could answer that question?
- 1044
- 01:21:11,767 --> 01:21:12,986
- I don't want you to leave.
- 1045
- 01:21:13,086 --> 01:21:15,738
- - Donna, I'm not leaving.
- - Is Daddy leaving?
- 1046
- 01:21:15,838 --> 01:21:18,441
- Of course not, slugger.
- 1047
- 01:21:18,741 --> 01:21:20,657
- Where would I go?
- 1048
- 01:21:25,681 --> 01:21:28,489
- - Donna?
- - I'm sorry.
- 1049
- 01:21:31,403 --> 01:21:34,140
- Well, good to see you.
- 1050
- 01:21:34,490 --> 01:21:36,832
- Thanks very much.
- 1051
- 01:21:39,003 --> 01:21:42,656
- - Daddy, what's it doing now?
- - Singing, slugger.
- 1052
- 01:21:46,602 --> 01:21:48,004
- Can I go out and play?
- 1053
- 01:21:48,104 --> 01:21:52,838
- Yeah, sure. I'll stay here
- and listen to it till it's over.
- 1054
- 01:22:19,669 --> 01:22:22,868
- <i>September 16th, 2005.</i>
- 1055
- 01:22:23,572 --> 01:22:28,411
- <i>Dear Michael, I'm sorry
- to see you go, but I understand.</i>
- 1056
- 01:22:28,511 --> 01:22:30,580
- <i>Well, I don't understand, but I accept it.</i>
- 1057
- 01:22:30,680 --> 01:22:33,783
- <i>I'm so glad we had this time together.</i>
- 1058
- 01:22:33,883 --> 01:22:38,705
- <i>I don't think I ever felt
- love like this was.</i>
- 1059
- 01:22:43,226 --> 01:22:46,763
- <i>Maybe someday we'll meet again
- under better circumstances.</i>
- 1060
- 01:22:46,863 --> 01:22:51,906
- <i>Love, Lisa "Anomalisa" Hesselman.</i>
- 1061
- 01:22:58,007 --> 01:22:59,776
- <i>P.S.</i>
- 1062
- 01:22:59,876 --> 01:23:03,179
- <i>I looked up "Anomarisa"
- in my Japanese-English dictionary.</i>
- 1063
- 01:23:03,279 --> 01:23:07,280
- <i>It turns out it means "Goddess of Heaven."</i>
- 1064
- 01:23:08,785 --> 01:23:11,926
- <i>Not that I think of myself
- that way, of course.</i>
- 1065
- 01:23:12,321 --> 01:23:14,864
- <i>It's just interesting.</i>
- 1066
- 01:23:49,441 --> 01:23:52,411
- <i> When I see a face</i>
- 1067
- 01:23:52,511 --> 01:23:55,982
- <i> Or hear a name</i>
- 1068
- 01:23:56,082 --> 01:24:00,820
- <i> Or am introduced to someone new</i>
- 1069
- 01:24:00,920 --> 01:24:07,164
- <i> It doesn't matter, they're all the same</i>
- 1070
- 01:24:07,860 --> 01:24:11,530
- <i> And none of them is you</i>
- 1071
- 01:24:11,630 --> 01:24:14,700
- <i> When I go to work</i>
- 1072
- 01:24:14,800 --> 01:24:18,037
- <i> Or take a walk</i>
- 1073
- 01:24:18,637 --> 01:24:23,175
- <i> And watch what other people do</i>
- 1074
- 01:24:23,275 --> 01:24:29,153
- <i> I'll listen to their idle talk</i>
- 1075
- 01:24:30,082 --> 01:24:34,486
- <i> And none of them is you</i>
- 1076
- 01:24:34,586 --> 01:24:37,256
- <i> Where are you</i>
- 1077
- 01:24:37,356 --> 01:24:40,092
- <i> My dear?</i>
- 1078
- 01:24:40,192 --> 01:24:45,131
- <i> Why can't I hear you?</i>
- 1079
- 01:24:45,231 --> 01:24:51,670
- <i> How I wish that you were here</i>
- 1080
- 01:24:51,770 --> 01:24:54,440
- <i> How I long</i>
- 1081
- 01:24:54,540 --> 01:24:57,910
- <i> To be near</i>
- 1082
- 01:24:58,510 --> 01:25:00,575
- <i> You</i>
- 1083
- 01:25:04,616 --> 01:25:07,353
- <i> Sometimes at night</i>
- 1084
- 01:25:07,453 --> 01:25:11,128
- <i> I'll pass the time</i>
- 1085
- 01:25:11,657 --> 01:25:16,128
- <i> Those endless, sleepless hours in bed</i>
- 1086
- 01:25:16,228 --> 01:25:22,172
- <i> I'll try to reconstruct your voice</i>
- 1087
- 01:25:23,169 --> 01:25:27,273
- <i> But only hear their voice instead</i>
- 1088
- 01:25:27,373 --> 01:25:29,775
- <i> They talk, they yell</i>
- 1089
- 01:25:29,875 --> 01:25:32,945
- <i> In that other voice</i>
- 1090
- 01:25:33,045 --> 01:25:38,551
- <i> They flirt and whisper, too</i>
- 1091
- 01:25:38,651 --> 01:25:44,728
- <i> I'd love them if I had the choice</i>
- 1092
- 01:25:45,424 --> 01:25:49,928
- <i> But none of them is you</i>
- 1093
- 01:25:50,028 --> 01:25:52,598
- <i> Where are you</i>
- 1094
- 01:25:52,698 --> 01:25:55,667
- <i> My dear?</i>
- 1095
- 01:25:55,767 --> 01:26:00,506
- <i> Why can't I hear you?</i>
- 1096
- 01:26:00,606 --> 01:26:03,909
- <i> How I wish that you</i>
- 1097
- 01:26:04,009 --> 01:26:07,045
- <i> Were here</i>
- 1098
- 01:26:07,145 --> 01:26:09,648
- <i> How I long</i>
- 1099
- 01:26:09,748 --> 01:26:13,452
- <i> To be near</i>
- 1100
- 01:26:13,552 --> 01:26:15,610
- <i> You</i>
- 1101
- 01:26:20,192 --> 01:26:23,161
- <i> In a dream you came</i>
- 1102
- 01:26:23,261 --> 01:26:25,964
- <i> And held my hand</i>
- 1103
- 01:26:26,064 --> 01:26:29,067
- <i> Our love was perfect</i>
- 1104
- 01:26:29,167 --> 01:26:31,570
- <i> In that sphere</i>
- 1105
- 01:26:31,670 --> 01:26:37,648
- <i> The breeze was your whisper in that land</i>
- 1106
- 01:26:38,110 --> 01:26:42,615
- <i> While the air stands still right here</i>
- 1107
- 01:26:42,715 --> 01:26:48,887
- <i> No, I've never met you, my sweet dear</i>
- 1108
- 01:26:48,987 --> 01:26:53,859
- <i> And my friends, they say you don't exist</i>
- 1109
- 01:26:53,959 --> 01:27:00,203
- <i> But friends are cowards full of fear</i>
- 1110
- 01:27:01,000 --> 01:27:05,070
- <i> Afraid to look at what they've missed</i>
- 1111
- 01:27:05,170 --> 01:27:11,281
- <i> One day I'll be walking on the street</i>
- 1112
- 01:27:11,744 --> 01:27:16,148
- <i> That crowded, bustling, faceless spread</i>
- 1113
- 01:27:16,248 --> 01:27:22,259
- <i> I'll turn the corner and we'll meet</i>
- 1114
- 01:27:23,255 --> 01:27:28,027
- <i> And I will be no longer dead</i>
- 1115
- 01:27:28,627 --> 01:27:33,871
- <i> And I will be no longer dead</i>
- 1116
- 01:27:35,967 --> 01:27:38,504
- <i> Where are you</i>
- 1117
- 01:27:38,604 --> 01:27:41,607
- <i> My dear?</i>
- 1118
- 01:27:41,707 --> 01:27:46,212
- <i> Why can't I hear you?</i>
- 1119
- 01:27:46,612 --> 01:27:53,018
- <i> How I wish that you were here</i>
- 1120
- 01:27:53,118 --> 01:27:55,687
- <i> How I long</i>
- 1121
- 01:27:56,087 --> 01:27:59,825
- <i> To be near</i>
- 1122
- 01:27:59,925 --> 01:28:01,981
- <i> You </i>
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