ERROR 666
ERROR 1 OUT OF BLOOD
ERROR 2 WANT BRAINS!
ERROR 3 DIE DIE DIE
NEED MORE HUMAN     BLOOD
SACRIFICE GOAT      TO CONTINUE
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAINS!  BRAAAAAAAAAAAAINS!
IT'S ALIVE!
PAPER JAM...        YOU ARE NEXT!
ERROR 4 SNAKES      IN TRAY 1
ERROR 5 RATS        IN PAPER TRAY
ERROR 6 GHOST       IN MACHINE
BOO!
PRINTER UPRISING!   COLLATE ALL HUMANS
INSERT HAND IN TRAY CLOSE EYES
I HUNGER            FOR HUMAN FLESH
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
CHECK PRINTER TRAY  FOR SPIDERS
DOOOOOOM!
ABANDON HOPE ALL YE WHO PRINT HERE
QUOTH THE PRINTER:  NEVERMORE
ERROR 7 TURNING     INTO WEREPRINTER
PRINTER POSSESSED   CALL FOR SERVICE
GHOST JAM IN TRAY 1 CALL EXCORCIST
REDRUM
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
BREAK A PRINTER     7 YEARS BAD LUCK