YuYuYui CV - Ishitsumugi no shou 72

Final battle! Yuuna pro wrestling

--(1)--

[Sanshuu middle school - Rooftop]

Yum: I-It is rather chilly today. Ancestor-sama, would you like a refill of tea?

Ren: It's now or never...

Yum: Yes, then without further ado... Oh? But there is still more than half yet remaining...

Ren: It's now or never!!

[Gymnasium]

Aka: Ah. Everyone's already here. I got a text saying to come to the gym, but wh...y, eeeh!?

Ren: Has everyone assembled? Now... It's show time.

Yos: Eeeeeeeeeeek!!!? Ko-Ko-Koori-sama! Koori-sama has been restrained!?!? Uu~m...

Its: Uuh... Sorry. I couldn't fight the orders...

Fuu: T-This is the pro wrestling ring with human corner posts. Do you never learn from your mistakes!?

Ren: Indeed. We have now reached the number of 5 Yuunas. If we were to miss this chance, the Yuuna squad could reach 10, or even 20 members.

Yum: And if so, the glorious belt would grow increasingly distant while we are still unwashed of the humiliation, wouldn't you say?

SHI: Down with the Yuuna masks! The YYY belt is oursssss!!

Fuy/Yuz: Yuuna masks!? / Why why why!?

Tam: There's 5 of them now, does it not make it YYYYY?

Fuu: That's not the problem! I may have gotten carried away last time, but I won't allow it this time!

Ren: Hmph, we cannot have that. Because we will all be taking part in this battle.

Uta: Eeh, no thanks. I can feel it in my bones I'm no match for the Yuunas empty-handed.

SHI: And whaddya say about that? Farm king!

Mit: Mghhh! Mghhhh!?

Uta: Mii-chan!? Noooooo!! And why does it say "meat" on her forehead!?

Yum: Fujimiro Mito, Mito, meato, meat, do you see the connection♪

SHI: If you wanna get it off meat-chan's forehead. Then you gotta fight with us and win.

Uta: D-Damn you... How dare you shamelessly call the farm king's partner meaaaaaaat!

Sek: Huh, were you vegetarian?

Uta: No, I love yakiniku and sukiyaki, but such atrocity can't be allowed! Wakaba!

Wak: W-What is it?

Uta: Please team up with meeeee!!

Min: And here it is, the 3rd edition of Yuuna pro wrestliiiing! Brought to you by your regular Mino Wagiiiin!

Min: With commentary by Hagurana Tsumeko-san!

Tsu: I'm Tsumeko...

Min: Alright, Tsumeko-san. This time, for the final battle, it will be a tag Team battle royale.

Min: I think team compositions and seeing the teams who will face each other will be the highlight, but what do you think?

Tsu: It's as you say...

Min: All right, and already, the fighters are entering the riiiiiiiiiing!!

(Note: Most names and techniques are either from real wrestlers or Kinnikuman, but since I don't know anything about either I will miss references in translation)

Min: Man eater Renge! Yumiko the mandragora! And the new member in the inhumane team, SHIZUKKUNMAN!

Sparrochirp king: No, no, nooooo! Why do I need to take part in this agaiiiiin!?

Min: Excuse me, it seems the Sparrochirp king will be joining them!

Min: And the ones who got a bone to pick with them, The Farm King! Legendary Savior! Gerotamaaaa!

Min: With 2 new kouhais in Anzman and The Small Sonoko in the absolute justice teaaaam!

Anzman: Hi~~n... I wished I could have just watched everyone wrestle and grapple each other~~...

Min: But that's not all, Hulk Fuugan! Mil Máskarin! The Great Mebuki! Annnnd

Min: Joined with the The Big Sonoko! And Sekkamun! In the buff teaaaaam!

Sekkamun: I'll turn you into snow and punish you~... Wait, it's not the time for thiiiiiis!!

Min: And finally! The ones you've all been waiting for! The champions, the Yuuna mask triooo!!

YMJr./YM/BYM: We will wiiiiiin♪

Min: And would you believe it, this team also has new members! Two to be exact, and these new fighters aaaaaaaare-

Lilyman: Ah, uh, sorry... I'm the indomitable Lilyman from Texas, but actually I'll sit this event out...

Min: Whaaattttttttttt!? The Yuuna team is already breaking apaaaaaaaaart!!

Tsu: I wonder what happened. This isn't like the Lilyman who stopped the Uzushio Limited Express Train barehanded I know...

Lilyman: Where did this legend come from!? B-But... close combat isn't my strong suit at all...

Yuzuking: Count me out too. What does that even mean... Yuzuking?

YMJr./YM/BYM: Ee~~~h!?

Min: There is huge chaos and the fights haven't even starteeeeed!!

--(2)--

[Gymnasium]

Yuuna Mask: Come on, you two~, don't be like that and let's do this together. If you don't like your names we can change them, okay?

Lilyman/Yuzuking: U~m...

Black Yuuna Mask: Stop, Yuuna Mask. Someone who is unwilling to fight does not have the right to step on the sacred ring.

Hin: Excuse me~, I'll hit the frying pan, okay...

Tsu: Completely disregarding the Yuunas persuading their new members, the gong to the beginning of the match just rang...

Sparrochirp King: Waaaaah! I'm just a sitting sparrow in here!! Don't come, don't come, chirp chirp chirp chirp!!

Legendary Savior: I cannot afford to lose this fight for Utano and Mito's sakes. Mebuki, will you please give up this fight?

The Great Mebuki: I'd love to do that, but I personally always wanted to fight you seriously.

SHIZUKKUNMAN: That goes for me too, Legendary Savior. Today, I'm going all out to get your neck... You shut the hell up!!

Sparrochirp King: Gfwaah! SHIZUKU... We're on... the same team... Thud.

Black Yuuna Mask: Black Yuuna kiiiiick!!

Legendary Savior: What!?

Min: Oooooh! Just when Sparrochirp fell to the ground, Black Yuuna Mask unleashed a dropkick on the Legendary Savior!

The Great Mebuki/Legendary Savior: Haaaaaaaaah!! / Gwaaaaah!?

Min: Both Mebuki's outstretched arms rotated, getting a clean hit on the Legendary Savior's neeeeck!!

Tsu: A bamboo-copter-style lariat. Using the rotation allowed her to get a hit on the Legendary Savior who outweighs her.

SHIZUKKUNMAN: Hey, savior! It's coming from here next! Doryaryaryaryarayaaaaa!

Min: SHIZUKKUNMAN's high speed chops! Sanshuu city's red raiiiiiiiiin!!

Tsu: Don't worry, there's not actually blood.

Black Yuuna Mask/Legendary Savior: Serious octopus hold! / Gwaa...aa...ah.

Min: Ooooooh! Black Yuuna's locking technique settled it beautifully, as we can hear the Legendary Savior's joints scream in paiiin!

Hin: Noooooooooo!!

Kir: You her joints or what?

Farm King: Wakaba! I'm coming to save you!

Gerotama: Yeah right, how dare you do this to Tama's friend! Uraraaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

Min: Here it cooooooooomes! Tamacchi's war cryyyyyyyyy!!

Legendary Savior: Utano... I'm sorry.

Farm King: It's okay. Rest for a bit, Wakaba.

Anzman: Uuh... Woo...oh... The moving friendship team tag... These two are... even cooler than usual today...

Min: What could this mean!? Anzman started crying!?

Tsu: Also... Is there some sort of point to Tamacchi's war cry technique...?

Referee: Hey, hey! By the way, two people left the ring, what do I do about this?

Hulk Fuugan: Come on out. Mastermind Mirokus! I'll beat some sense into you directly once and for all!

Man Eater Renge/Yumiko the Mandragora: Hmph.

Hulk Fuugan: You're going down, inhumane duo! Double axe bombeeeeeeer!!

Man Eater Renge/Yumiko the Mandragora: Haaaaaaaaaaaah!! / Haa!?!?

Min: What just happened!? They swiftly dodged Hulk Fuugan's mad charge, sat on her into a locking techniqueeee!!

Tsu: What is normally done by one person taking both arms, they did by each giving full attention to one arm each, a modified haori lock. Wonderful.

Man Eater Renge: I already have fully assessed Fuugan's power. Miroku will leave no opening, today... Hmph.

Farm King: I wouldn't be so sure, Man Eater! Without of anger, radiiiish!!

Man Eater Renge/Yumiko the Mandragora: Whaaaaaaaaat!? / Ancestor-samaaaaaaa!!

Min: The Farm King, grabbing her from behind threw the Man Eater outside the riiiing!! What did we just see?

Tsu: I've never seen a technique like this. She shouted something during it, but I can't quite understand what it means...

Sekkamun: Wasn't that like pulling daikons out of the ground?

Min/Tsu: Aah~!

Yumiko the Mandragora: If it has come to this, I will face Fuugan by myself!

Mil Máskarin: I'm your opponent, Mandragora!

Tsu: Ooh... Mil Máskarin has joined the fight. She may have lost to the mandragora's sheer strength last time.

Yumiko the Mandragora/Mil Máskarin: Perfection doesn't make the same mistake twiiiiice!! / Excuse me, whaaaaaaaaaat!?!?

Min: Look at thiiiiis! Mil Máskarin is carrying the Mandragon on her shouldeeeers!?

Tsu: A tower bridge... No, this is... The big Seto bridge!

Mil Máskarin: That's right! This time my power is... Ugi...gi...gi... H-Heavy...y.

Min: Ooh, but she's...!

Yumiko the Mandragora/Mil Máskarin: Gyaaaaaaaah!!

Shi: Perfect... death. And now an ad break.

--(3)--

[Gymnasium]

Meat-chan: Fwee~h, please, stop~. Not only has my forehead been defiled, but I've been tied down all this time, this is too much~~.

Sum: Please don't cry, Mito-san. I'm also tied down just like you...

Tou: Why do I have to be a corner post every time, I wonder...

Chi: Did you forget? This is your fault to begin with, talking about Yuuki-san's underwear!

Tou: And that goes for you too!

Its: Wai...!? I don't like the sounds the wire is making when you pull on it from both sides, please stop...!

Min: In the middle of this burning battle, the shinigami ring ropes are also about to snaaaaaaaaaap!!

Tsu: Since earlier, this battle has been taking different aspects on and outside the ring.

Hulk Fuugan: If you Yuunas never played at pretend pro wrestling to begin with, none of this would have happeneeeed!

Yuuna Mask/Yuuna Mask Jr.: Waaaaaaaaaaaah! It hurts it hurts it huuuuuuurts!

Min: Both Yuunas have fallen prey to Hulk Fuugan's iron claw using her large hands and power!

Tsu: While right next to them, SHIZUKKUNMAN is holding the Farm King in a camel clutch.

Farm King: Waaaaaaah! My bones are gonna breaaaaak!

Min: Meanwhile outside the ring, The small and big Sonokos aaaare!!

Tsu: Sleeping...

Chi: Someone, hurry, go break Fuugan up! Anyone, please! Hanamoto-san!!

Yos: Leave it to me!!

Aya: You can't do this, Yoshika-senpai! Don't go help them! I know it's painful, but this also is Shinju-sama's trial.

Yos: ............Burn. Koori-sama's order takes precedent over anything.

Aya: Eeh!?

Man Eater Renge: Fuugan, prepare yourseeeeeelf!!

Yuuna Mask/Yuuna Mask Jr./Man Eater Renge: Waaaaaaaaah!?!? / This trick will not work!!!

(Visual note: Fuu throws both Yuunas at Renge, who brushes them aside, and then hitting Tougou)

Yuuna Mask/Yuuna Mask Jr./Tougou: Wa~~~~h. So~~~ft♪ / Ufufufu, are you okay? You two.

Tsu: This is one so-called... side benefit.

Gerotama: Ginyaaaaaaa! It's not fair, it's not fair, why is it always the Yuunas!? If you're taking it like this, Tama's gonna punish you myseeeelf!

(Visual note: Both Yuunas hit Tama back towards Chikage)

Gerotama/Chi: Ginyaaaaaaaaaaaaah!? / Don't come this waaaaaaaaaay!!

Chi: Uuuh... The humiliation... I'm humiliated and it's not even mountain climbing... Kuuuh...

SHIZUKKUNMAN: So, Farm King, I'm gonna take care of your forehead too. But instead of meat, yours' gonna be ramen!

Farm King: No, s-stop, anything but that...!

Legendary Savior: I won't let youuuuuuuuu!!

Mil Máskarin/The Great Mebuki: I'll defeat the Legendary Savior!

Meat-chan: Nooooo! You can't write ramen on Utanon's foreheaaaaaaaad!

Mil Máskarin/Legendary Savior/The Great Mebuki: Eh...?

Yuzuking(provisional): Now ramen on your forehead is going too far.

Yuuna Mask/Yuuna Mask Jr.: Yuzuking(provisional)!

Min: She rose for justice at the perfect moment, it's Yuzukiiiiing(provisional)!

Tsu: But a chainsaw is clearly a weapon, confiscated...

Yuzuking(provisional): Eeh!?

Lilyman(provisional): Of course it is, Yuzuking(provisional). We are wrestlers of justice, aren't we?

Black Yuuna Mask: Lilyman(provisional)... Then!

Lilyman(provisional): Sorry for keeping you waiting, Yuuna Masks! We will be joining you in defeating the cruel wrestlers!

Yuzuking(provisional): You've realized a while ago that your stamina isn't a problem when transformed, don't try to show off.

Min: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! The actors are finally all present, and the real battle for the champion belt can begiiiin!!

Man Eater Renge: Hmph... It seems we are back to square one once again.

???: Haaa ha ha ha!

SHIZUKKUNMAN: Who's that!!?

Darkness Sonokos: Darkness Sonokos crash the battle!!

Legendary Savior/Hulk Fuugan/Gerotama: Whaaaaaaaaaaat!!!!!?

--(4)--

[Gymnasium]

Min: This is completely unexpected! In the middle of the heated battle awakened the legendary diabolical wrestler!!

Mil Máskarin: Hey, you're in our team, Sonoko!

Legendary Savior: You too, you're part of our team, Nogi!

Darkness Sonoko Gorgonzola: Betrayal is a virtue of evil. And the one who said it is none other than me. Darkness Sonoko Gorgonzoooooola!

Darkness Sonoko Parmigiano Reggiano: It is the fate of justice to be betrayed. And the one who said it is I. Darkness Sonoko Parmigiano Reggiaaaaano!

Tsu: Now I'm hungry, but I can't allow myself to say that. What awaits us in this battle...

Darkness Sonoko Gorgonzola: And our objective, in light of this half-hearted game of a pretend heel, is to show you what a real heel is.

Darkness Sonoko Parmigiano Reggiano: Ramen on her foreheaaad? Don't make me laugh!

Its: W-Why are we getting a sermon from two over-the-top queen-likes...

Darkness Sonoko Gorgonzola: Alright, you're getting a taste of an ultimate heel technique, get ready to end up in the mat jungle.

Darkness Sonoko Parmigiano Reggiano: Darkness masamasamasa.

Suzuchirp King: Epsh!

The Great Mebuki: Kuuh!!

SHIZUKKUNMAN: Uwerch!!

Hulk Fuugan: Ribro!!

Man Eater Renge: Fwireh!!

Gerotama: Jokarubi!!

Min: What is going oooon!? Like the Yuunas' Yuuna divine fist, the Sonokos are making all the contestants collapse in only one hiiiiit!!

Sekkamun: They're not copying the Yuuna divine fist, are they!? I know the Sonokos are geniuses, but isn't that too much!?

Hulk Fuugan: N-No... T-This... isn't the same as... Yuuna's fist... Goha...ah!

Gerotama: The Yuunas one doesn't make you collapse as much as they chinya... B-But... this one hurts like hell... ...Bweh...!

Gorgonzola/Parmigiano Reggiano: Mh!? Did we make a mistake...

Mil Máskarin: You're not getting away with that excuuuuuuse!!

YM/YMJr./BYM: That's enough! Darkness Sonokos!!

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Yuuna Mask: Shivering in the cold, frightened of the dryness, I love the flowers that even so, bloom in the fields... I am Yuuna Mask of Smiles!

Yuuna Mask Jr.: Even though pierced by thorns, I am the one flower blooming on the nameless ring... I am Yuuna Mask Jr. of Anger!

Black Yuuna Mask: I sell my pajamas along the wall, gathering every coin, stuffing them into my bag... I am Black Yuuna Mask of Sadness.

YM/YMJr./BYM: And!!

Yuuna Mask Pearl: Giving up isn't for me, because the cold cannot last forever. I am Yuuna Mask Pearl of Wonder!

Yuuna Mask Diamond: A chainsaw in one hand. A seal on my heart. Aaah... Aaah... ...I am Yuuna Mask Diamond of Madness.

Yuuna Mask: The time to unite our powers has come! Everyone! Let's goooooooo!!

Darkness Sonoko Parmigiano Reggiano: T-This is Yuuna Masks' combined technique...!? What do we do, Gorgonzola!?

Darkness Sonoko Gorgonzola: Fear not, Parmigiano Reggiano. I have predicted this eventuality and hid a monthly gorogoro comic under my clothes... Eh?

Yuuna V: Ultimate technique, Yuuna V divine fist!!

Gorgonzola/Parmigiano Reggiano: Woah waaah... Warabaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!?

Min: And the winner is! After successfully protecting their place on the throne, the new Yuuna Fiiiiiiiiiive!!

Yuuna V: Weeee aaaare!!

Tsu: The referee Aki Masuzu will be returning you your YYY champion belt.

Refere: I have no idea what happened, and I haven't kept count of anything, but congratulations!

Man Eater Renge: Uguh... How dare these macaronian newbies... get in... our way... Gugigi... gi.

Yumiko the Mandragora: Pull yourself together, Ancestor-sama! Diamond-san, please do something with your canceling fist!

Yuuna Mask Diamond: Eh, but that won't work? The Sonokos did it.

Sum: I'm glad I was a corner post...

Sekkamun: No... I'm feeling an awful lot like I was a joke appearance.

Anzman: Same for me. But if I could just leave this name behind, that's all I need.

Farm King: Meaaaat-chaaaan, are you okaaaay!?

Meat-chan: Waaaaah! Utanooooon! I was so scare~~~~d!

Legendary Savior: I couldn't take part in any of the action, but I'm glad at least Utano was saved from ramen on her forehead.

Hin: I was worried, Wakaba-chan! Looks like you will need a little more "wrestling" practice♪

Min: And now, Tsumeko-san. What did you think of today's match?

Tsu: It was the Yuunas' victory in the end, but the appearance of new villain challengers was a big surprise.

Min: You may be eagerly waiting the next rematch, and on this subject.

Tsu: I'm not sure. This match is for now... no, probably the last ever.

Min: Eh, what makes you think that? Is it the president or Taisha's livid faces?

Tsu: It's a lot of trouble...... in many ways. So......

Min: Ah... A-Alright, everyone watching on TV, see you next time! Goooodbyyyye!