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- Basically 2025
- -Walmart is renamed The Deaf Ears And Fat People Quick-mart
- -There's a church near everyone's home
- -Ad breaks are 10 minutes
- -Every ad is like 30 seconds with the same narrator and complaining that you'll actually die without it
- -Ads on your house window
- -Everyone throwing their PS3 off the building
- -Literally 100 choices to elect in a state
- -BRIGHT SIDE being liers to rule as they reach a billion subscribers in all channels together as everyone slowly descends to hell with it
- -Phones and laptops are just paper width metal
- -Fortnite has touched Africa
- -Cars now have a sensor to detect if a human is sitting on it's seats and it's buckled, mannequins put inside and police call just to see it
- -Google's self driving cars only travel a mile a ride due to a bug that "teleports" you to your home in the app and also just instantly wreck you everywhere
- -Teachers believing in BRIGHT SIDE and just pulling it up as i'm just there pretending that i'm watching it though i'm on my brain radio
- -Kids believing everything on YouTube and killing their family from demonic screams every week
- Note: The future is impossible to imagine but it'll actually be better for the people with wisdom.
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