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2025. Pork it

Nov 13th, 2018
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  1. Basically 2025
  2. -Walmart is renamed The Deaf Ears And Fat People Quick-mart
  3. -There's a church near everyone's home
  4. -Ad breaks are 10 minutes
  5. -Every ad is like 30 seconds with the same narrator and complaining that you'll actually die without it
  6. -Ads on your house window
  7. -Everyone throwing their PS3 off the building
  8. -Literally 100 choices to elect in a state
  9. -BRIGHT SIDE being liers to rule as they reach a billion subscribers in all channels together as everyone slowly descends to hell with it
  10. -Phones and laptops are just paper width metal
  11. -Fortnite has touched Africa
  12. -Cars now have a sensor to detect if a human is sitting on it's seats and it's buckled, mannequins put inside and police call just to see it
  13. -Google's self driving cars only travel a mile a ride due to a bug that "teleports" you to your home in the app and also just instantly wreck you everywhere
  14. -Teachers believing in BRIGHT SIDE and just pulling it up as i'm just there pretending that i'm watching it though i'm on my brain radio
  15. -Kids believing everything on YouTube and killing their family from demonic screams every week
  16. Note: The future is impossible to imagine but it'll actually be better for the people with wisdom.
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