Nevada route 50

>be me, the Sunset Spirit
>i have a fireaxe
>i’m in the biggest herd of wild horses i’ve ever seen
>just outside the armageddon bus
>in the sun
>in the heat of the valley
>it must be at least 110 degrees outside
>when a song kicks on the bus’s radio
>and it starts off
>with a nice little organ arrangement
>which makes me think of baseball
>and i love baseball
>i haven’t played it since school
>and then it says
	>GIRL
	>I’M BOUT TO HAVE A PANIC ATTACK
>and i’m won over
>because i’m about to have a panic attack
>because it’s my job to murder these horses
>because the armageddon bus is full
>and if we want to take on more passengers
>they have to either be ghosts or super ghosts
>or they won't fit in the bus
	>i’m in my bed
	>i’m way too fine to be here alone
>so it must be a breakup song
>and for obvious reasons i identify with breakup songs
	>WHAT’S HAPPENIN’ TO ME
>and the chorus is really good
>i’m kinda getting into it
>it’s empowering me to kill all these horses
	>AM I READY
>and i think
>i am ready
>CHOP WACK
>CHOP WACK
	>AM I READY
>HACK SMACK
>SMACK HACK
>HACK CHOP
>I AM READY
>and because of this confidence
>the horses are allured by my power
>I AM FUCKING READY
>i am ready to be loved
>i’m slicing through these horses
>i’m bathed in hot horse blood
>i’m baking under the nevadan sun
>i’m infused with pop rhythm
>i am love
>and love acts through me
>the horses are all surprised how fast i’m killing them
>and now they’re getting into it too
>i’m killing one horse
>and the next one is lining up
>before his pal even gives up the ghost
>i’m saving them!
>i’m saving them by killing them!
>I HATE LOVE
>I WANT LOVE TO END
	>you deserve it now
>THESE HORRIBLE CREATURES NEVER KNEW LOVE IN THEIR LIVES
	>that's what i'm talkin' about
>THEY LIED TO THEMSELVES
	>you found me
	>i was fed up
	>with the fantasy
	>what you wanna do
	>think you like that (think you like that)
	>when i clap back
>I HATE MYSELF!
	>am i ready?
>THEY HATE THEMSELVES!
	>girl, there ain't no doubt
>THEY HATE ONE ANOTHER!
	>whatchou talkin' about?
>THEY HAVE TREATED EACH OTHER CRUEL THROUGHOUT THIS SHORT LIFE!
	>you gonna figure it out
>THEY ARE NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR LOVE!
	>am i ready?
>i'm slowing down
>the axe rises and falls slower
>it sticks partways through a horse's neck
>i am slumped over him
>trying to pull the axe out
>it severed his spine
>he falls over
>unable to move
>panicked
>my chest is heaving
>i’m catching my breath
>there’s no outro to the song
>that kind of sucks
>it just ends
>but i really liked it
>i estimate that
>for this one song alone
>i think i killed thirty horses
>that’s really good
>it’s really powering me through an otherwise pretty sucky workday
>i guess that’s what good radio is supposed to do
>that's the value of a radio dj who knows what they're doing
>i can’t believe these guys are paying me to do this
>i love this job