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- >Be Anon
- >Fluttershy's absolutely unusual outfit and her bold declaration has left you more than a little dazed
- >It feels like the second half of your shift lasted forever
- >Rainbow Dash was shocked by your less than perfect response
- >What were you supposed to do?
- >Fluttershy did look cute
- >And her words were pretty serious
- >As serious as a squeaky, weird pony could be
- >By the time you finished with work, Rainbow was at the entrance, pacing back and forth as if she were waiting on a surgery update
- "Hey Dash, you alright?"
- >She stops her hooves up to you
- >"You moron, how could you have let Fluttershy do that to you?!"
- "Do what?"
- >"YOU SAID 'you too', WHAT DO YOU THINK?!"
- >Since when does she care?
- "What was I supposed to say?"
- >"YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT YOU..."
- >She trails off, her face scrunching hard
- >"YOU... IDIOT!"
- >With that, she gallops out of the hospital and takes flight
- >Surely drawn to the noise, you can hear Home Remedy chuckling from behind you
- >"Marefriend troubles already? I take it that lunch wasn't as fun as it usually is?"
- >You sigh
- "Too fun, I think. A mutual friend stopped by dressed up like... woof."
- >You shake your head, hefting your basket
- >She snorts
- >"So a 'mutual friend', which was a mare, interrupted your lovers' lunch and you went 'woof' at it? I'd be angry too."
- "I didn't know romance was a thing back during the age of the dinosaurs."
- >"Hey, you don't need my advice I'm sure... but if you care? Go find and make it up to her. I don't recall you walking in with that basket and you never leave your little fruity things behind."
- "Yeah... she did bring lunch, didn't she..."
- >And she dropped it like a bomb onto your head
- "Well... I guess I'm off then. I hope this is easy to fix up."
- >"Nothing worth keeping is ever easy, Anon! You remember that next time you're gawking at any random mare!"
- >She's a pain in your ass
- >But she has a point
- >But she's a pegasus
- >Where could you find her, if she doesn't want to be found?
- >Be Rainbow Dash
- >Seeing the dumb look on Anon's face was almost enough to make you cry
- >How could he possibly be fine with Fluttershy coming onto him so blatantly?!
- >What about her?
- >How did she learn to put together such an outfit that left him speechless?!
- >You've done a few things that really wowed him but nothing that caused that sort of reaction
- >You only have one answer
- >She didn't set that up on her own
- >She isn't smart enough to
- >She doesn't know Anon well enough
- >She doesn't have the fashion sense to-
- >FASHION SENSE
- >Rather than retreating to the clouds, you break wind to Rarity's parlor
- >You zoom through an open window
- >And tumble into a set of purple drapes that get caught on your face
- >You tumble into a noisy mass of feathers and fabric
- >"Good lord, what has gotten into you?!"
- >Rarity magics the curtains off of your face
- >You can hardly see her
- >You aren't crying
- >You're not
- >But you just have precipitation in your eyes
- "Rarity!"
- >You hiccup
- "Fluttershy has crossed the line! I can't believe her!"
- >The shock on her face is terrible
- >"Darling, what happened? Here, dry your eyes and tell me what she's done."
- >You lean into the floating fabric
- >And sneeze as hard as you can
- >"Oh my... that isn't what I meant but don't stop now I suppose..."
- >Your system cleared, you stamp your hoof down
- "Fluttershy showed up at lunch when I was eating with Anon and she looked like some sort of stupid nerd and he was unable to resist her and now she's trying to tempt him into a date and now that he's going to go on a date with her he's not going to ever go out on a date with ME and it's not like we go out but we spend so much time together and she's bogarting in on-"
- >The face on Rarity turns from shock, to concern, to mild disdain, to overt disgust
- >"...Oh my word, Rarity, this can't be about Anon."
- "IT IS!"
- >She looks at you like how you looked at Scootaloo when you first saw that she couldn't fly
- >It wasn't a look of pity
- >But you just wished that she could've done better with herself
- >"...oh dear... you really shouldn't waste tears on that... creature."
- >The only part that clicks in your head is that you shouldn't waste tears
- >Something else clicks into place
- "...Wait a minute... you're right."
- >Another something clicks into place
- "You're right!"
- >A look of relief washes over the girly unicorn
- >"Well I'm glad you've come to your senses, darling. Now, would you want to join me for some tea? We can take your mind off of-"
- "Rarity! I need your help with something super important!"
- >"...or we can not and you can just interrupt me..."
- >She mumbles under her breath
- >"Very well, Rainbow Dash. What may I help you with?"
- "Dress me up like you did Fluttershy! I know you're the only pony in Ponyville who has that power!"
- >Your words seep into Rarity's head
- >Moment by moment, you see her relief turn to a fine mix of terror and pain
- >"Y... you can't be serious."
- "I'm deadly serious!"
- >"...P-please, I implore you..."
- "You can plore me later, I need to fight fire with fire and show her that she can't just headbutt her way in by being nice and dressing like... a... uh..."
- >Your words escape you
- >Your brain was going so fast your mouth didn't know how to catch up
- "...what was she dressing up as, anyway?"
- >"A tryhard amateur with low social skills, low sense of self and far too much to prove for someone who could never be worth such indignation."
- "...So a nerd."
- >"Yes, darling. A type of nerd that comes from Anon's homeland. Please don't make me relive the memories of him blathering on about such vile walking crimes against fashion and self-respect."
- >You've always made fun of nerds
- >You're not a nerd
- >You're cool
- >But
- >Anon likes nerds, evidently
- >You aren't a nerd
- >But
- >Anon likes nerds
- >You feel your pulse quicken
- >Adrenaline spikes
- >You're ready for this competition
- >Though you're stoking your fire of courage on the inside, Rarity looks at you with grave concern
- >"...You've gone pale! Are you alright?"
- "Make me a nerd."
- >Rarity blinks
- >Hard
- >"Come again?"
- "Make me a nerd, Rarity!"
- >"Please, calm down and-"
- "I'M GONNA BE THE COOLEST NERD EVER, TRY TO STOP ME!"
- >"Oh Celestia please strike me down... very well. But if you say anything about Anon's yogurt or something else vile, I'm going to knit the most beautiful noose and hang myself."
- "What's vile about it? I had some this morning and even more for lunch."
- >You follow a borderline weeping Rarity into her corner of mirrors
- >Just wait, Anon!
- >You're gonna be the coolest nerd ever!
- >Being the only human in Equestria wasn't too bad
- >It was easy to tower over ponies and get discounts
- >Discounts on vanilla, cinnamon, and other higher tier ingredients
- >And even a nice bag to carry them in
- >Rainbow Dash may have overreacted
- >But you still want to make it up to her
- >She likes her usual flavors
- >Maybe she'd like something new
- >You could try to make something more complex than yogurt
- >...
- >Nah
- >Yogurt's good enough
- >You expected her to be at home but going off of the lack of noise, she must be somewhere else
- "Ah... dammit Dash..."
- >You head to your kitchen directly, wanting to keep your inspiration
- >You could try to shave off cinnamon into a current jar
- >You could also try to include a little something else...
- >You focus so much on your modifications that you don't even notice a pony behind you
- >"Um... Anon?"
- "Eh? Dash, hold on, I'm gonn... wait."
- >That doesn't sound like the little dork
- >You turn and see a yellow pegasus dressed up with a hoodie, tube socks, and massive glasses
- >Due to the angle, the pony's eyes look massive
- >You scream at the sight
- >She screams back
- >You scream louder
- >And immediately stop halfway through your throat rending roar of feminine terror
- "Oh... hey Shy. Jesus, those glasses sure are something, aren't they..."
- >She blushes and giggles to herself
- >"I'm so glad you like them. They are a little heavy, and I am finding it difficult to see through them... neat girls from your world sure are different."
- "Neet girls?"
- >"Yes, Anon. Do you think I'm neat?"
- >You're not completely sure if she's talking about what you're talking about
- >She doesn't have a job
- >She is alright
- >You shrug
- "Well sure, I think you're neet."
- >The quiet squee she makes is cute
- >But it continues for a few seconds too long and starts to sound like a balloon losing air
- >You wait until her breath finally runs out before speaking
- "...so what's up?"
- >After a short, frantic inhale, Fluttershy sways her head back and forth
- >"I'm here because I would like to spend time with you!"
- >Like a brick to the head, you recall exactly what she said at lunch
- "O-oh... yeah... of course."
- >You scramble to finish up your jar and quickly hide everything from possible view
- >She can't find out your methods
- "W-well that's nice and all... but... well, Rainbow Dash and I were going to..."
- >Think of something she'd never do
- "...play Ogres & Oubliettes. She's a big nerd like that, you know."
- >"She is? Oh my, I never knew!"
- "Oh, sh'yeah, for sure. I don't think you'd ever-"
- >"I love that game!"
- >Wait, what?
- "...really?"
- >"Absolutely! A nerdy pony like me, uh..."
- >She frowns, stumbling over her words
- >"I, um, I love to roll the dice! And... defeat... evil... things?"
- >She smiles as wide as possible
- >For some inexplicable reason
- >You don't believe her
- "Well... alright. Cool. Want to... uh... help me set things up?"
- >If Dash doesn't stop by soon, this is going to turn goofy
- >You did actually manage to get her to play it once
- >She got distracted every few minutes and you gave up once she made it clear that she'd rather wrestle you instead
- >Somewhere along the way, a lot of that rough housing turned amorous
- >Affectionate, even
- >Must be some greater reason for it
- "Well... let's get set up in the living room. A man's kitchen is no place for a pony."
- >While you aren't sure about setting this up, maybe it would be cool to have another person to play with
- >Maybe she'll take it more seriously than Dash
- >These human-styled clothes were a little warm after a while
- >But you kept them on for Anon's sake
- >You snuck into his house to wander around and get a good layout of everything
- >Mister Iguana did a very good job, even if he couldn't tell you anything
- >But for this, you would have to get your own hooves dirty!
- >So to speak
- >You've see Anon looking at hooves before
- >You don't want them too dirty
- >Just in case
- "I'll go sit myself into the living room! Please, do not rush for my sake Anon!"
- >You prance to the living room, humming a joyous tune
- >You calmed yourself down in his bathroom while he was away, so you are at max level of energy!
- >Only after three steps into the living room do you freeze
- >You see something that makes your heart stop
- >Your eyes water
- >And your stomach drop
- >Trotting into the living room, from outside
- >It's Rainbow Dash!
- >But seeing your friend, of course, isn't what makes you feel so dreadfully bad
- >It's the fact that she looks so... questionably unique
- >Almost like what you're wearing!
- >Her rough, colorful mane has been combed and frozen in place to make it look fluffy, and neatly combed
- >And really big
- >A checkered red and white blouse is fitted to her near perfectly
- >A pair of unusually large bead bracelets are on her legs
- >And
- >Oh my
- >Is she wearing... a retainer?
- >She huffs, inhaling with some effort
- >She sees you and immediately strikes a triumphant pose
- >Your eyes widen
- >She even has a little checkered ribbon tying the neck of her blouse together
- >The fabric looks so long it could almost be a dress!
- "O-oh... hello Rainbow Dash... w-w-what may I ask are you up to today?"
- >Rainbow Dash tries to breath through her nose, but seems too worked up to be able to keep her composure
- >"I know your plan! I thee right through you! Anon ith mine!"
- >That lisp
- >The unmistakable fashion that would turn the head of any stallion
- >The mentioning of Anon being hers!
- >Did she go to Rarity too?!
- >How did she know Anon's type?
- "I... Rainbow Dash..."
- >"Whath'a matter? Sthared? Afraid you can't thop me?"
- >She inhales through her mouth, sucking up a bit of saliva
- >The retainer certainly is more a cosmetic item than anything else
- >It doesn't even really look like it fits her!
- "I... I would never! But... Anon sayd 'you too'... and Rainbow Dash, I believe that this is my chance to really make him happy. I would appreciate it ever so much if you let me make him happy."
- >You pour your heart into a speech and smile at her
- >"Sthut up! Anon ith mine and you can't sthop me!"
- >How could she do this?
- >She may have been friends with Anon for longer than you
- >But you love him!
- >And you've gone through all of this effort to look like the type of girl that he likes!
- >And she's just... stealing the idea!
- >Worse, she's a...
- >Your blood turns to ice
- >She's acting just like a changling
- >Acting like a
- >A...
- >A doppelganger!
- >This is terrible!
- >An alarm going off in your head, you stammer out your line in the sand
- "R-rainbow Dash... if you do this, I will have no choice but to show Anon that I'm serious! And I am!"
- >"Sthut up!"
- "I completely mean it! I will not stop until he's happy and content with his new life in Ponyville!"
- >"Sthut up!"
- >Her refutations are rock solid
- >Before you can warn her even more sternly, Anon walks in with a large container held up high
- >"Alright... we have everything we need! I checked and my favorite dice are still here so we can-"
- >He lowers the box and sees not you, but Rainbow Dash
- >He lets out a ferocious, mare-ticklingly masculine scream of what you could only presume would be horror
- >Rainbow Dash raises her eyebrows at him with a bold come hither
- >"Hey sthethy. Like the look?"
- >That does it!
- >This... doppelganger isn't Rainbow Dash at all!
- >She's a thief!
- >Though you haven't had time to really make a plan and you aren't even sure if you should do anything but ignore her, you can't let this go on!
- >Once more into the breach, Fluttershy
- >You can do this
- >Operation Doppelganger can not fail!
- >"That's... that's definitely a look for you, Dash."
- >Rainbow Dash gives you a smug look and nods
- >"I thought you'd like it. What's sthee doing here, anyway?"
- >She points an accusatory hoof at you, plastic beads rattling
- >They don't even fit her!
- >It looks like a few rubber bands connect from her leg to the bracelet, giving it a loose look
- >This masterwork touch could only be the work of Rarity!
- >How could she help her like this?!
- >A growing panic subsides when Anon shrugs and puts down the container
- >It looks like it hasn't been used in ages, there's so much dust on the lid
- >"Well..."
- >He sighs
- >"I... uh, planned for us to play some Ogres & Oubliettes. And it seems like Fluttershy's a fan. So I was thinking all of us could play?"
- >"Ogresth & Ooblyesthsth?! That game isth for..."
- >Rainbow Dash's eyes go wide, like something clicked
- >"Nerdsth..."
- >This is your moment to shine, Fluttershy
- >"Oh Anon, I love this game! I could play it with you all day long and not even need a break outside of going to the bathroom!"
- >And not even that, if Anon wanted!
- >That makes him happy
- >"Well alright! I've never gotten much of a chance to do that stuff here so... well, it's nice to start back up."
- >He sits down on the floor and pops off the lid, casually chucking it to the side
- >The box is full of half-scribbled character sheets, pages full of small drawings and even a little notebook
- "Ohh, what's in the notebook Ano-"
- >As you reach for it, his lightning quick hand grabs your hoof
- >"That... is a DM's secret."
- >Your face grows warm
- >You bet his quick hands could do a lot of things if they could grab you so quickly and easily
- >Almost like a predator grabbing a poor little...
- >Oh Fluttershy, you can't let yourself get out of control so soon!
- >Especially not with Rainbow Dash watching!
- >...or could you?
- >As if she could read your mind, Rainbow Dash stops up and swats your hoof away from Anon's hand
- >"ALRIGHT STHOP THAT RIGHT NOW. I'M GONNA PLAY WITH BOTH OF YOU AND I'M GONNA WIN!"
- >Her outburst brings you back to reality
- >Quite rudely, if you are to be honest
- >"Rainbow Dash, I told you before, it isn't about winning. It's about adventure! Risk! Danger and rewards unimaginable!"
- >"Risthkth, huh..."
- >She gives you a dirty, less smug look
- >"Alright..."
- >The man shoos both of you back, setting out the pieces
- >"Right... so, since we have a new player and it's been months since Dash and I played, we're gonna start something new. We have pre-made characters based off of class archetypes, and a stock adventure that can lead to a greater campaign..."
- >Once he starts talking about more detailed, advanced things, your eyes start to glaze over
- >By Celestia is his handsome
- >How did he ever become friends with Rainbow Dash?
- >Why didn't he make friends with you?
- >He must like wings
- >Your wings are bigger than Rainbow Dash's
- >You really aren't as fast as her
- >Your fur is fluffier too
- >Your hair is bigger than hers and it's naturally like that
- >You have a bigger mouth too
- >She never yawns all that big
- >You do
- >Maybe you could show Anon your tongue that way
- >If you could get a few more moments of private time, you could-
- >"-tershy!"
- >You shake your head and snap to
- "Y-yes? I'm ever so sorry Anon, could you repeat yourself?
- >"I said, what character do you want to run with?"
- >You blink repeatedly
- "Oh my... I... um... I couldn't possibly decide with there being so many wonderful options!"
- >Rainbow Dash rolls her eyes
- >"Sthhhhuuuuure you can't..."
- >Anon shrugs
- >"Alright, Druid it is. What do you want your animal companion to be?"
- >You gasp
- >He knows you so well!
- "Oh my, how true to life! I will choose..."
- >He idly nods and slides you your character sheet
- >There are a selection of eight animals
- >No bunny
- >An eagle!
- "I will choose the eagle! He can help me find things, he can fly with me, and-"
- >"He specializes in tearing enemies with his talons and tends to feed off of small animals. Watch out if you ever enter a crowded area, alright?"
- "Oh my..."
- >You really weren't expecting that
- >Rainbow Dash gets up on her hind hooves and flexes with her front legs
- >"Well you can keep your sthilly animalsth, I am a sthrong barbarian! Rainbow Sthmasth!"
- >Anon snorts at her
- >"Rainbow 'Sthmasth'? What, should I dock you for speech checks?"
- >Rainbow Dash falters
- >"T-that'sth notn fair!"
- >"Not really. You do that, I could give you a bonus on your attack rolls so you're more likely to hit your enemies."
- >It takes a second too long for it to click in her head but she hops in place and poses even more
- >"RAINBOW STHMASTH!"
- >"Atta girl... so that'll be a minus two for all speech checks but a plus two for all attack rolls. But given your stats, it's not like you'd win a popularity contest as is."
- >"STHMAAASTH!"
- >Rainbow Dash roars triumphantly
- >She is really fast
- >But Applejack showed her how weak she was compared to an earth pony that was all muscle
- "Don't worry, Rainbow Dash. You can be the strong brute, I will charm everyone and make sure we'll have a lot of friends."
- >"STHMAAAAAAST-"
- >In the middle of her battlecry, something flew out of her mouth
- >And hit Anon right on his face!
- >It's her retainer
- >You watch both Anon's stone faced expression of minor discomfort
- >And Rainbow Dash's soul leave her body
- >"I... I'm sorry Anon..."
- >The retainer falls off of his face and lands on the notebook with a soft, wet splat
- >"...don't worry about it. I'll get you back tonight."
- "Oh my..."
- >Whatever that means, it can't sound good!
- >O&O is such an adventurous game!
- >You've had adventures before, but never far from Ponyville
- >Except maybe that one time with the dragon
- >Anon led you and Rainbow Dash into a giant castle!
- >One filled with gigantic walking suits of armor, perilous ledges to sneak over, and even little bonfires that restored health!
- >It plays out almost like a siege, with Rainbow Dash being your guardian while you act as an ambassador
- >You still have to fight, but your specific goal is to try to make peace with the princess of the castle
- >Rainbow Dash, insisting on being called Rainbow Smash, has her own personal goal of getting stronger
- >The only thing that you feel isn't fair is that you can't just fly over everything
- >When mentioning that, Anon warned that you might be turned into a pincushion!
- >He's serious, like it might actually happen
- >"Alright... seems like both of you avoided the archers and snuck in through a window. You're in the castle now!"
- >"Sthmasthh!"
- >Rainbow Dash, while still dressed up, put back in her retainer
- >You know that she's not doing it for herself
- >She's doing it for Anon
- >Who would do such a thing just to capture someone's attention?
- >You adjust the heavy glasses on your face and clear your throat
- "I... um... is there someone to talk to?"
- >"Good question. Your eyes dart around, hooked on adrenaline, and you find... an injured stallion!"
- >"I finisthh him off!"
- >Rainbow Dash is just looking for experience, but you interject
- >You're a very kind mare, you couldn't hurt an already hurt pony
- "Rainbow, no! Anon, I, I, I do a heal check! We have to save him!"
- >"Why?! We don't even know who he isth!"
- >Anon nods to himself
- >"That is true... you heal him, he may turn on you."
- >You aren't so easily swayed
- "No, I am absolutely sure. I roll to try to heal him!"
- >You lean over to find the right dice
- >These glasses sure are awkward to use
- "Um..."
- >"Blue one, Shy."
- "Y-yes, of course..."
- >You really can't see anything through these unless you're at the right angle
- >You tilt your head to the side and pluck the mostly-blue one between your hooves
- >You awkwardly shake yourself back and forth and drop the dice
- >It counts as a roll
- >"It is..."
- >Anon leans over unexpectedly to see the result
- >He's so close he's almost near your face!
- >You lean against him but it's too slow and too late
- >Oh Fluttershy, you failed your Reflex save...
- >"Alright, you succeed, but just barely. You patch up the stallion, who looks to be... not even a soldier. But some sort of waiter? Servant? Whoever he is, he isn't a combatant."
- >"I angrily asthk him what he knowsth!"
- >Rainbow Dash growls through her retainer
- >She seems like she's adapting pretty well to sounding so funny
- >What's weird is that she keeps making certain faces at Anon
- >And he seems to like them
- >"Alright... you stomp down your hooves in a threatening manner and demand that he answer who he is and what he's doing there."
- >"Yeah! Tell usth!"
- >"He says that he was shot by... the castle's own archers! Though there is no arrow in him, the wound looked accurate to a puncture. He says that they went crazy for some reason... and their eyes started glowing."
- >Anon looks at Rainbow Dash
- >Then at you
- >You feel a tingly shiver go down your spine to your flank
- "W... why did that happen?"
- >Anon shrugs
- >"The stallion shrugs. He had never even seen that happen. He certainly never saw a unicorn before today, too..."
- >"That'sth it! Tell usth about the unicorn!"
- >You're a little surprised at how quickly Rainbow Dash is getting into this
- >"He says that he doesn't know. She showed up one day without an invite, sought council with the princess and... everything else fell apart. The siege turned violent."
- >This sounds awfully serious for a game
- "Could he... show us a safe way to get to the unicorn?"
- >Anon shrugs, putting his arms up
- >"After nearly dying? The stallion is proud to hide until it all blows over. While he appreciates your aid, he knows he'll die if he sticks his neck out."
- >You slump down
- "Oh... I'm sorry... well, he should stay safe. We'll make sure that everyone is ok."
- >"Or we'll sthmasth them up if they get in our way!"
- >"By the way, Fluttershy add fifty experience for healing the guy."
- >You gasp
- "Really? But that means I'll have more than Rainbow Da..er... Smash!"
- >"Sure, that's for healing someone and figuring out what's going on. For a diplomat like yourself, it could lead to peace that much sooner."
- >That compliment fills you with courage
- >He must be impressed with you!
- >You puff your chest out, beaming
- >You don't want to rub it in
- >But you are happy with yourself
- >Rainbow Dash scoffs
- >It sounds funny coming from her due to her retainer
- >Where did she even get that?
- >"It's just fifty exchperiencthe. We both sthill got a long way to level up."
- >You don't really know what that means but you think she's just trying to save face
- >She may be dressed up like you, but you're still turning Anon's head more!
- >Scouring the castle takes longer than you thought
- >Combat is difficult and requires a lot of thinking on your behalf
- >Rainbow Dash is doing fine but you find yourself hiding a lot or refusing to attack through your staff or your eagle
- >After knocking out another pair of guards, Anon cracks his knuckles and smiles
- >"Well... that sounds like a good way to pause things for tonight."
- >Tonight?
- "Anon, why stop now? It's only..."
- >You look outside
- >It's hard to see through these glasses
- >You push them up and squint out the window
- >By Luna, the sun is already down!
- "Oh my! Anon, I'm sorry! I didn't know how late it was!"
- >"Nah, don't worry about it. I had fun. Playing with more people is awesome."
- >He scoops up some papers, cleaning things up for the night
- >"Also, both of you add three hundred experience. Between combat and clue gathering, both of you guys are close to leveling up."
- >"Alright, sthuccesththh!"
- >Rainbow Dash punches the air with her hoof, the bracelet rattling
- "Oh, thank you! I will do my best!"
- >Once everything is put away, Anon lays down on the floor, on his back
- >"Aw man... today was awesome. Thank you, both of you."
- >This is your chance, Fluttershy!
- >You immediately scoot yourself to his side, beaming
- "I am happy I made your day so wonderful, Anon! I couldn't be happier if I could spend every day like this!"
- >You feel a hand on your head
- >He's petting you!
- >Anon is petting your head!
- >The surprise attention makes you bite your lip and clench down on every muscle you have
- >You couldn't possibly spray his floor so early in your relationship!
- >Rainbow Dash growls and occupies Anon's other side
- >She lays at his side and puts her head on his stomach
- >"Anon... isn't it time that Fluttershy goes home for the night?"
- >The plainly obscene face you're making intensifies
- "N-now now, Rainbow D... mmm... Dash... that is Anon's c-choice to make."
- >You glance to Anon and you see that his eyes are closed
- >That makes you even more excited
- >"Mm... a few more minutes is alright, right? I'm the only one with a semi-consistent job anyway..."
- >He keeps petting your head
- >And he isn't petting Rainbow Dash
- "Oh Anon... you're so right..."
- >He goes for one of your ears
- >Your eyes cross behind the glasses
- >You visibly shake, trying to contain yourself
- >Rainbow Dash growls even louder
- >"Anon! Pet me too."
- >That makes him laugh
- >"I thought you didn't like being pet?"
- >"I changthed my mind!"
- >"Well alright, alright..."
- >He stops petting you and starts petting her back
- >Though still a hair too sensitive, the bliss stops
- >You frown at such disdainful, selfish trickery!
- "R-Rainbow Dash!"
- >"Sthut up. I'm the winner."
- >"Both of you shush. Fluttershy, you're literally thirty experience points ahead of Dash. But without Dash, you wouldn't have survived. Both of you did really good. You were a team."
- >A team?
- >...
- >You never thought that he would be into that sort of thing
- >But he does have two hands...
- "Thank you for saying so!"
- >You smile at Rainbow Dash
- >She doesn't like your smile
- >Oh my, not at all
- "I am all for being a team... you can't do everything on your own, right Rainbow Dash?"
- >You can't help but speak with a condescending tone
- >You glance down at Anon's lap
- "Being a team means doing everything together... and I am ok with being part of a team with you. I mean, I am the one with the higher charisma score..."
- >You put your hoof on Anon's thigh
- >Rainbow Dash glares at you hard enough to concern you
- >"Fluttersthy..."
- "Yes, Rainbow Dash?"
- >"Get out."
- "I'm sorry, what?"
- >"Get out! It's bed time for us--er--Anon! And he has work in the morning!"
- "Oh, don't be silly, he'll be..."
- >You turn your head to look at your beloved DM
- >You're in awe
- >He looks like he's already asleep, even though his hand is still rubbing Rainbow Dash's back!
- >But it's not more than an inch back and forth
- "Anon... is it ok if I don't go just yet?"
- >No answer
- "Anon... I love you."
- >No answer
- "Anon... I want to taste your yummy, warm yogurt..."
- >Your tone is so mature that it shocks Rainbow Dash to her core!
- >Oh Fluttershy, you naughty songbird!
- >"You sthuck... what do you think you're doing? Why are you here?"
- >With Anon knocked out, you feel like you could be more open
- "Rainbow Dash... I love Anon... and I want to be his marefriend. I hope you understand."
- >You can see the building rage on her face but she refuses to budge
- >Probably because Anon's hand is still fidgeting on her back, right below her wings
- >"I had him firth... he'sth my friend. And..."
- >She sucks in the saliva created from her retainer
- >Sighing, she spits it out and works her jaw back and forth
- >"And... "
- >She looks like she can't spit it
- >So you'll spit it out for her
- >Your hoof rubs up and down Anon's thigh
- >As if you were stroking Angel
- "I understand that you're his friend... you're my friend too... but I'm going to be more than his friend."
- >As you say this, your hoof travels up Anon's leg
- >Rainbow Dash looks like she's going to cry
- >"Stop it. That's my area."
- "I can't... I'm failing my Will save. My hoof can't control itself!"
- >You can't help but feel some sort of glee at this
- >Your hoof stops at Anon's crotch
- "Oops..."
- >Anon's hand finally stops
- >He inhales hard
- >"Dash..."
- >Both you and Rainbow Dash freeze, expecting him to break up things
- >When he says that, you can feel something physical react
- >Your smug aura fades completely
- >Rainbow Dash, who's just as stunned, gives you a bold smile
- "H... he's thinking about...?"
- >"Me."
- >How?
- >Weren't you the apple of his eye?
- >He kept giving you experience points for not fighting!
- >Granted you didn't help with the fights so you never got experience from those
- >But still!
- >Rainbow Dash, sensing your weakness, stands up
- >She carefully trots to the side of his head and leans down
- >"Anon... you like nerds like me?"
- >His answer is a low, soft groan
- >The physical reaction he has against your hoof acts as the only answer he needs
- >"Kiss your little nerd, Anon..."
- >Your jaw drops at how bold she is
- >How could she assault him out of nowhere like this?!
- >She isn't even his marefriend!
- >She initiates a kiss with him, boldly staring at you while she pushes her lips to his
- >And then her lips part
- >You stare, gobsmacked, as she makes out with the sleeping man
- >Your hoof starts to raise up, elevated by his excitement
- >Once it ends, she lifts up her head
- >She licks her lips
- >"Go home Fluttershy... I'm the winner."
- >This silly glasses
- >You can't see through them anymore
- >You were leaking from one end, now you're leaking from your eyes
- "G... good night Anon..."
- >You stifle a sobbing heave and stumble away from the pair, flying out the window and toward home
- >You can't believe she did this!
- >First she dresses up on a superficial level to get his attention, then she acts like she's into the things he's into for attention, then she touches him inappropriately when he's borderline out cold!
- >What pony would do that?!
- >You sleep alone tonight
- >Even as mournful as your sobs are, you take care of your pent up body
- >It's almost sun up when you finally run out of energy and liquids to expel
- >Your last thoughts are of Anon
- >This is serious
- >Rainbow Dash must not win
- Operation Doppelganger: Emergency Evac
- Experience Gained: 540
- Human Dicks Touched: 1 (indirectly)
- Successful Skill Rolls: 7
- Marefriend Status: 'just friends'
- Jealousy Percentage: 9001%
- Rank: Cuckquean
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